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wiegeabo
08-27-2007, 01:02 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."
Jack Bauer
08-27-2007, 03:56 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Img_2_800-1-.jpg
REDFORD: I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. I bet you put something to the water.
Dr. Manhatten
08-27-2007, 03:58 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
Liam Neeson: Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead.
Ash J. Williams
08-27-2007, 03:59 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"Large Marge sent me."
Dr. Fate
08-27-2007, 09:46 PM
http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
T-800: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"
Drizzle
08-27-2007, 09:51 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"I am a golden god!"
Dr. Fate
08-27-2007, 10:50 PM
http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of *me*."
redmarvel
08-28-2007, 07:38 AM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
Go ahead, make my day.
LexCorp
08-28-2007, 07:53 AM
Great here come the nightmares
Dr. Fate
08-28-2007, 08:48 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Take me Garth."
ZORRO: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."
C.F. Kane
08-28-2007, 10:32 AM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/oancitizen/thriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilz.jpg?t=1188315145
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
Dr. Fate
08-28-2007, 11:51 AM
http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg
DARTH VADER: "I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that when one man kills another man in the heat of battle it's called heroic, yet when he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
http://www.swg1.net/gallery/img/11/luke&leia.jpg
LEIA: "Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera."
redmarvel
08-28-2007, 11:54 AM
http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/7415/Iron_Man_1.jpg
"Talk to the hand, ok? I'll be right back! Ok, wait, wait!"
Dr. Fate
08-28-2007, 09:29 PM
http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/1390/14655us.jpg
DOC: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
MARTY: "Why, what's wrong?"
DOC: "I have to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."
Ash J. Williams
08-28-2007, 10:01 PM
http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg
"What are you doing with the gun, Dr. Marvin?"
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure."
Dr. Fate
08-28-2007, 10:58 PM
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg
SEAN CONNERY: "Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks."
Jack Bauer
08-29-2007, 03:10 PM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2166/mplayerc200708272354384rn0.jpg
LYNN: What happened here today was a miracle and I want you to ****ing acknowledge it!
AMANDA: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?
Dr. Fate
08-29-2007, 08:24 PM
http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Deckard/brsm_deckard_and_rachael_kiss.jpg
RICK DECKARD: "I'm sorry for asking. I forgot we said no questions."
RACHEL: "Well, only one answer can take care of all our questions."
LexCorp
08-30-2007, 03:43 AM
http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg
DARTH VADER: "I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that when one man kills another man in the heat of battle it's called heroic, yet when he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
http://www.swg1.net/gallery/img/11/luke&leia.jpg
LEIA: "Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera."
LOL this was great.
Kakihara
08-30-2007, 06:09 AM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
(in Sean Connery voice):Is that what you wanted to talk to me about, cows and *******?
Dr. Fate
08-30-2007, 09:18 PM
LOL this was great.
Thanks.
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby4.JPG
ROBOCOP: "No sequel for you."
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Are you LadiesMan217?"
wiegeabo
08-30-2007, 09:39 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby4.JPG
Robocop: "Come with me if you want to live"
Redwoods Wolf
08-31-2007, 02:11 AM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
C.F. Kane
08-31-2007, 02:54 AM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
But with the blast shield down I can't even see!
Dr. Fate
08-31-2007, 12:05 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Dodge this."
Redwoods Wolf
08-31-2007, 02:37 PM
http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ironman/media/screengrabs/62.jpg
"Su-per-man..."
kedrell
08-31-2007, 02:44 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
My name isn't pretty-pretty, it's Barbarella.
aaron
08-31-2007, 02:45 PM
f***ing hell connery :( yeesh
kedrell
08-31-2007, 02:57 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
Hell's coming with me!
Dr. Fate
08-31-2007, 04:59 PM
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.07/5senses/1/images/troy/troy3.jpg
HECTOR: "This has not been honorable."
Jack Bauer
08-31-2007, 07:48 PM
http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/LiamNeeson_BatmanBegins.jpg
NEESON: This is my nephew Lenny.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg
http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/LiamNeeson_BatmanBegins.jpg
NEESON: He worships me.
Bandyt
08-31-2007, 08:00 PM
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Walken-Photograph-C12148246.jpeg
"I go the Brazilian, it makes every day a Fiesta!"
wiegeabo
08-31-2007, 08:12 PM
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Walken-Photograph-C12148246.jpeg
"King Kong ain't got **** on me!"
Bandyt
08-31-2007, 08:32 PM
...mine was funnier!
Dr. Fate
08-31-2007, 10:37 PM
http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/LiamNeeson_BatmanBegins.jpg
NEESON: This is my nephew Lenny.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg
http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/LiamNeeson_BatmanBegins.jpg
NEESON: He worships me.
Hahahahahaha
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."
Untilteld
08-31-2007, 10:40 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
Bruce: Mmm, it just feels right.
Jack Bauer
08-31-2007, 10:41 PM
Hahahahahaha
I was surprised no one did that already.
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."
:up: that line never goes out of style.
Spider-Vader
08-31-2007, 10:45 PM
http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg
Indy- "Go to the coast she said. It'll be fun she said"
Die Hard
strikezone89
08-31-2007, 11:07 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
i know.. your just asking yourself one question. .... do you fell lucky?
Ash J. Williams
09-01-2007, 02:53 AM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
"Don't you f**king look at me!"
wiegeabo
09-01-2007, 04:50 AM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"Drebin?"
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
"Yeah!"
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"I got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig."
[Shoots gun at Drebin]
"Take this you son of a *****!"
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
"I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!"
LexCorp
09-01-2007, 04:53 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
Bruce: "A kiss could be dealier if you mean it"
Jack Bauer
09-01-2007, 12:19 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
WAYNE: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.
RA'S: You will be. You will be.
Dr. Fate
09-01-2007, 01:08 PM
I was surprised no one did that already.
:up: that line never goes out of style.
Thanks. I like the use of Bruce, Ra's and the Empire Strikes Back.
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Hey, terrorist! Terrorize this!" [starts shooting]
Dr. Fate
09-01-2007, 01:52 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "I call it my "f[BLEEP]t gun", because it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better."
wiegeabo
09-01-2007, 04:16 PM
http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg
Indy: "Who the hell is that?"
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg
Henry: "Unwanted company."
Dr. Fate
09-01-2007, 09:13 PM
http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg
Indy: "Who the hell is that?"
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg
Henry: "Unwanted company."
Very unwanted company.
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "You shall not pass!"
Ash J. Williams
09-01-2007, 09:16 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
Arkady Rossovich
09-01-2007, 09:33 PM
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2002_Spider-Man/2002_spider_man_003.jpg
"This looks pretty good for something that's on sale at Stan Lee's garage sale.How much did you say it was again?What kind of condition is it?"
The Chairman
09-01-2007, 09:49 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
RA'S - More thrust.
wiegeabo
09-01-2007, 10:10 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
Bruce: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Ras: "[frowns] Where's your other hand?"
Bruce: "Between two pillows..."
Ras: "Those aren't pillows!"
Dr. Fate
09-01-2007, 11:40 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
MOSES: "There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
Bandyt
09-02-2007, 11:01 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
"I wish I could quit you!"
Dr. Fate
09-02-2007, 11:35 AM
http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg
INDY: "This is madness!"
http://www.indianajones.dk/Webside/Billeder/Indy-side/Hvor%20er%20de%20nu/molan%20ram.jpg
MOLA RAM: "Madness?"
http://www.indyjones.it/tempiogal/mola.jpg
MOLA RAM: "This is Sparta!"
Drizzle
09-02-2007, 03:00 PM
^ :D Nice.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070419/superbad_l.jpg
"ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!!"
Dr. Fate
09-02-2007, 11:12 PM
^ :D Nice.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070419/superbad_l.jpg
"ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!!"
Thanks.
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG (javascript:;)
RON: "Merry Christmas. Sorry I f***ed you over."
HERMIONE: "No problem. Don't quit your GAY job."
Redwoods Wolf
09-03-2007, 01:12 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
WILL: It's the "Crimson Permanent Assurance!"
Redwoods Wolf
09-03-2007, 01:47 AM
http://members.tripod.com/thenightporter/tenimages/ramses3.jpg
BLUE: Now, what's that supposed to be coming out of there?
MOSES: Lightning. Fire. The power of God or something.
PHARAOH: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.
MOSES: Oh, yes. The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. An army that carries the Ark before it... is invincible.
Ash J. Williams
09-03-2007, 01:53 AM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
" I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
Will: "Let me tell about this guy I know, Jack. Mean kid, bad seed, hurt people."
Jack: "I like him already!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
Jack: "Good....Bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
Dr. Fate
09-03-2007, 09:59 AM
Will: "Let me tell about this guy I know, Jack. Mean kid, bad seed, hurt people."
Jack: "I like him already!"
Good use of 1989 Batman there D.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
JACK SPARROW: "I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman." [bang] "You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. We got a flying mouse to kill and I want to clean my claws."
Dr. Fate
09-03-2007, 10:05 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
JACK SPARROW: "Batman. Batman... can someone tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"
Dr. Fate
09-03-2007, 10:51 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/421356489_d42aad756b.jpg
"Hi, I'm Plenty."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
"But of course you are."
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/421356489_d42aad756b.jpg
"Plenty O'Toole."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
"Named after your father, perhaps?"
Jack Bauer
09-03-2007, 01:37 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
WILL: He's smiling at me...Mendoza, call them off! I ain't gonna say nothin'!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
JACK SPARROW: "Batman. Batman... can someone tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"
Good use of 1989 Batman there D.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
JACK SPARROW: "I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman." [bang] "You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. We got a flying mouse to kill and I want to clean my claws."
Thanks. :yay:
And a another couple of good uses there, Dr.
Dr. Fate
09-03-2007, 08:41 PM
Thanks. :yay:
And a another couple of good uses there, Dr.
Anytime. And thanks be to you.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/421356489_d42aad756b.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "You want this body..."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Carib8.JPG/800px-Carib8.JPG
JACK SPARROW: "Is this a trick question?"
Dr. Fate
09-04-2007, 12:19 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?"
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "I haven't had that much luck with women."
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Maybe you just haven't found the right woman yet."
Quote from "Batman Forever" in case you were wondering.
ultimatefan
09-04-2007, 12:23 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?"
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "I haven't had that much luck with women."
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Maybe you just haven't found the right woman yet."
Quote from "Batman Forever" in case you were wondering.
heh, or maybe itīs hard to make it work when most of your body is metal, including the "fun area"...
In case any mods complain about the pic, Doc asked me about this pic of Ali and I donīt see a problem. it doesnīt show any actual nudity, itīs not unlike stuff you see on primetime TV all the time.
Dr. Fate
09-04-2007, 12:40 PM
heh, or maybe itīs hard to make it work when most of your body is metal, including the "fun area"...
In case any mods complain about the pic, Doc asked me about this pic of Ali and I donīt see a problem. it doesnīt show any actual nudity, itīs not unlike stuff you see on primetime TV all the time.
Thanks Ultimatefan. You are a good friend.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
LIAM NEESON: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
CHRIS BALE: "He told me enough. He told me you killed him."
LIAM NEESON: "No. *I* am your father."
CHRIS BALE: "No... that's not true... that's impossible!"
LIAM NEESON: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true."
CHRIS BALE: "No! No!!"
Jack Bauer
09-04-2007, 01:23 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/421356489_d42aad756b.jpg
FOX:I thought your life force had been prematurely terminated!
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: Yeah, I thought I was history too. What the hell happened? All of a sudden, this car turned into a cannoli.
ultimatefan
09-04-2007, 02:23 PM
Thanks Ultimatefan. You are a good friend.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
LIAM NEESON: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
CHRIS BALE: "He told me enough. He told me you killed him."
LIAM NEESON: "No. *I* am your father."
CHRIS BALE: "No... that's not true... that's impossible!"
LIAM NEESON: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true."
CHRIS BALE: "No! No!!"
Anytime!:up:
The Chairman
09-04-2007, 02:28 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
"Come and get some."
lou2099
09-04-2007, 06:02 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
If I were twenty years younger, I'd take a flame thrower to this place!!!
lou2099
09-04-2007, 06:06 PM
http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg
HENRY HILL: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Dr. Fate
09-04-2007, 08:49 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Those who will not live by the Law shall DIE by the Law!"
wiegeabo
09-04-2007, 08:59 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
Robocop: "You're terminated, ****er."
Ash J. Williams
09-04-2007, 09:05 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
"The name's Plissken."
Spider-Vader
09-04-2007, 09:12 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
Borat: Wow-wah-wee-wah!
Which is exactly what I think. :wow:
Hotwire
09-04-2007, 09:14 PM
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg
V: "This town needs an enema!
Hotwire
09-04-2007, 09:19 PM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg
I love to curse in French. It's like wiping your ass with slik.
wiegeabo
09-04-2007, 09:38 PM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg
Anakin: "What the hell happened to you?"
Palpatine: "I got dupped by that goddamn kid! But now it's your turn!"
Ash J. Williams
09-04-2007, 09:41 PM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg
Palpatine: In Heaven, everything is fine. In Heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things. And I've got mine.
Dr. Fate
09-04-2007, 10:14 PM
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MOSES: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
wiegeabo
09-04-2007, 11:31 PM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg
Palpatine: "It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision."
Anakin: "Isn't there something that can be done?"
Palpatine: "Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!"
C.F. Kane
09-05-2007, 07:42 AM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
[singing] Ven you got eet/ flaunt eet! Shtick it owt and struut your stuuf...
LexCorp
09-05-2007, 07:45 AM
Holy crap that is nasty
Hotwire
09-05-2007, 10:44 AM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg
Palpatine: Do I make you horny?
Hotwire
09-05-2007, 10:45 AM
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Left Gaurd: Geez! Would you look at the butt on that!
Right Guard: Yeah!! He must work out.
Dr. Fate
09-05-2007, 11:31 AM
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Left Gaurd: Geez! Would you look at the butt on that!
Right Guard: Yeah!! He must work out.
Hehehehehe, nice use of Dumb & Dumber there.
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Shall we shag now or later?"
Hotwire
09-05-2007, 05:52 PM
Hehehehehe, nice use of Dumb & Dumber there.
Thanks.
Dr. Fate
09-05-2007, 09:29 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
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MOSES: "But of course you are."
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Plenty O'Toole."
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MOSES: "Named after your father, perhaps?"
Ash J. Williams
09-05-2007, 10:34 PM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg
Palpatine: I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You're not even a second-rate scientist!
Dr. Fate
09-05-2007, 10:57 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "I thought you said it would die if we took out its brain."
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "It worked in the movie!"
http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg
RAY LIOTA: "You mean the movie lied?!"
Ash J. Williams
09-05-2007, 11:01 PM
Nice use of a Return of the Living Dead quote, Fate.
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker."
Dr. Fate
09-05-2007, 11:05 PM
Nice use of a Return of the Living Dead quote, Fate.
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker."
Thanks Ash. I was afraid nobody would get it.
Nice use of Die Hard there, can never go wrong with a Die Hard quote.
http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg
RAY: "You listen to me you little ass-hole, you-"
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "Ass-hole?! I'm not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national TV, Dwayne!"
C.F. Kane
09-06-2007, 04:48 PM
http://www.shakespeareinamericanlife.org/images/Romeo_Juliet_1996_1200_l.jpg
Romeo: Sweet love, renew thy force.
Juliet: Hey! Don't say **** like that to me! People can hear you!
Green Goblin 1964
09-06-2007, 04:52 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
What movie is this from??:word:
Jack Bauer
09-06-2007, 05:34 PM
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/ulegend/ulegend_shot6l.jpg
"Remarkable boy. I do admire your courage. I think I'll eat your heart."
Dr. Fate
09-06-2007, 06:13 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
What movie is this from??:word:
Varsity Blues.
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/ulegend/ulegend_shot6l.jpg
"You think I'm competing for that *glorious* body of yours, is that it?"
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
"You're damn right you are."
Hotwire
09-06-2007, 07:57 PM
http://www.shakespeareinamericanlife.org/images/Romeo_Juliet_1996_1200_l.jpg
Romeo:"Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?"
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
"Would you get me a paper towel or something? Dip it in some cold water."
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/xmen/mystique.jpg
"Right away. I'll even wipe it off for you."
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
"You don't want to lick it?"
http://images.popsugar.com/uploads10/wild%20things.jpg
Neve Campbell: All cell phone signals are under surveillance, due to the courtesy of our Federal friends over there."
Denise Richards: Patriot Act, Patriot Act! I love it, I love it, I love it!
Ash J. Williams
09-06-2007, 09:37 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"KHAAANNNN!"
Dr. Fate
09-06-2007, 09:41 PM
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
OBI-WAN KENOBI: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
C.F. Kane
09-07-2007, 03:45 AM
http://images.popsugar.com/uploads10/wild%20things.jpg
Neve Campbell: All cell phone signals are under surveillance, due to the courtesy of our Federal friends over there."
Denise Richards: Patriot Act, Patriot Act! I love it, I love it, I love it!
:up:
I'm shocked it took this long for people to start quoting The Departed.
Jack Bauer
09-07-2007, 02:06 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/ArmyOfDarkness08.jpg
ASH: Come and get it, you undead sack of ****.
wiegeabo
09-07-2007, 02:47 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Yellow_Jump_Shirt.jpg
Bruce: "Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!"
C.F. Kane
09-07-2007, 03:06 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/independence_day/_group_photos/bill_pullman6.jpg
- As your first act as president, what would you do?
- I'd make every day Negro Day!
Redwoods Wolf
09-07-2007, 03:14 PM
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
JUDAS: I'm no historian. Which one is it?
JESUS: You must choose...but choose wisely. For as the true grail will bring you life, a false one will take it from you.
Redwoods Wolf
09-07-2007, 03:27 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/independence_day/_group_photos/bill_pullman6.jpg
PRESIDENT: First, don't f_ck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!
Dr. Fate
09-07-2007, 04:45 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Yellow_Jump_Shirt.jpg
Bruce: "Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!"
Hahahaha
All your quotes were funny and well timed Red.
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Hey, he stole that guy's pizza!"
Ash J. Williams
09-08-2007, 02:31 AM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/ArmyOfDarkness08.jpg
ASH: Come and get it, you undead sack of ****.
Nice use of a Bubba Ho-Tep quote.
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/ArmyOfDarkness08.jpg
Ash: The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
Jesus: "*I* am your father."
Judas: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Dr. Fate
09-08-2007, 01:04 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "My name is Pussy Galore."
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MOSES: "I must be dreaming."
Redwoods Wolf
09-08-2007, 05:39 PM
http://index.echostation.com/trilogy/boyse10.jpg
"He's goin' for the hard deck, Mav! Let's get down there first and nail him!"
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/a/af/TIEpilot_anh1080hd.jpg/600px-TIEpilot_anh1080hd.jpg
"No way, Jester, you're mine."
http://index.echostation.com/trilogy/boyse11.jpg
http://index.echostation.com/trilogy/boyse15.jpg
"I got you now!"
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/c/ca/TIE_target_FF7.jpg/530px-TIE_target_FF7.jpg
"Whoo! Jester's dead! Yee-haw!"
Redwoods Wolf
09-08-2007, 05:42 PM
Edit.
Ash J. Williams
09-08-2007, 07:58 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
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Moses: I can smell your c**t.
Hotwire
09-08-2007, 08:25 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/ArmyOfDarkness08.jpg
Ash: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Dr. Fate
09-08-2007, 09:29 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/ArmyOfDarkness08.jpg
SHEILA: "You're hit! You're bleedin' man!"
ASH: "I ain't got time to bleed."
SHEILA: "Oh. Okay... you got time to duck?"
Dr. Fate
09-10-2007, 12:04 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg
"You can't handle the truth!"
Dr. Fate
09-10-2007, 09:48 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
CORPORAL DWAYNE HICKS: "Time to let old Painless out of the bag."
kedrell
09-10-2007, 09:53 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?!
Ash J. Williams
09-10-2007, 10:10 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
Hicks: All right, who wants some?
Dr. Fate
09-10-2007, 10:20 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
Dr. Fate
09-11-2007, 08:26 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?! No human can tolerate the radiation in there!"
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
SUPERMAN: "As you're very fond of pointing out Doctor, I am not human."
Ash J. Williams
09-11-2007, 10:17 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"I already told you I don't know anything about any f**king setup; you can torture me all you want."
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
"Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that."
Ash J. Williams
09-11-2007, 10:20 PM
http://www.fueradecampo.cl/republica/imagenes/eraserhead.jpg
"Oh, Mother Night! Fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace. I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this form, this presence, returns to torment me!"
wiegeabo
09-11-2007, 10:21 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
"Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe."
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
Dr. Fate
09-12-2007, 10:10 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I've gone up against fanatics before, and Duvall just doesn't fit the pattern."
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?! No human can tolerate the radiation in there!"
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
SUPERMAN: "As you're very fond of pointing out Doctor, I am not human."
LoL, were you quoting The Wrath of Farakhan?
LexCorp
09-12-2007, 10:20 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
Superman:"I'm batman"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
Dr. Fate
09-12-2007, 10:41 AM
LoL, were you quoting The Wrath of Farakhan?
Yep.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended."
GeoffTheArtist
09-12-2007, 07:48 PM
Yep.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended."
HA! Oh, I took your advice Doc.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: "Surely you can't be serious!"
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I am serious
and don't call me Shirley."
Dr. Fate
09-12-2007, 10:22 PM
HA! Oh, I took your advice Doc.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: "Surely you can't be serious!"
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I am serious
and don't call me Shirley."
You were wise to take my advice brother Geoff. And thank you.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Way."
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Heh. You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!"
Dr. Fate
09-13-2007, 08:07 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
CHRISOTPHER REEVE SUPERMAN: "Are you frightened?"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
MICHAEL KEATON BATMAN: "Yes."
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
CHRISTOPHER REEVE SUPERMAN: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."
GeoffTheArtist
09-13-2007, 03:45 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/33.jpg
QUESTION: "Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?"
SUPERMAN: "They're OK."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/39.jpg
QUESTION: "Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor."
SUPERMAN: "Hey Halberstram."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/34.jpg
QUESTION: "Yes, Allen?"
SUPERMAN: "Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?"
QUESTION: "No, Allen."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/35.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is that a rain coat?"
QUESTION: "Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/36.jpg
QUESTION: "Hey Paul!"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/superman/03.jpg
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/32.jpg
QUESTION: "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!"
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
Jesus: Madam, we must all have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith!
Dr. Fate
09-13-2007, 07:10 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/33.jpg
QUESTION: "Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?"
SUPERMAN: "They're OK."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/39.jpg
QUESTION: "Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor."
SUPERMAN: "Hey Halberstram."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/34.jpg
QUESTION: "Yes, Allen?"
SUPERMAN: "Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?"
QUESTION: "No, Allen."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/35.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is that a rain coat?"
QUESTION: "Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/36.jpg
QUESTION: "Hey Paul!"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/superman/03.jpg
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/32.jpg
QUESTION: "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!"
Hehehehehe. Funny.
Now you must take it to the Superman Returns Caption Thread and the Justice League Caption thread so that both will benefit from the hilarity. You must do it because it is your destiny, and in doing it you must not compromise. Please.
Dr. Fate
09-13-2007, 07:20 PM
http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/bsmovies/gfx/city26.jpg
FEMME FATALE: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/bsmovies/gfx/quest7.jpg
RON PERLMAN APE [left]: "This has not been honorable."
Ash J. Williams
09-13-2007, 08:51 PM
http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/bsmovies/gfx/city26.jpg
Femme Fatale: My dead husband wants to possess your body.
Dr. Fate
09-13-2007, 09:54 PM
http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/bsmovies/gfx/lcbk100.jpg
THE GIRL: "I'll never let go, Jack."
Dr. Fate
09-14-2007, 08:48 PM
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1066746/article_images/2.jpg
BEAST: "Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me."
Drizzle
09-14-2007, 09:09 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/john_hurt/vendetta1.jpg
Sutler: "Thank you! My name is Petey! AND I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS!!!"
Hotwire
09-14-2007, 09:30 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/john_hurt/vendetta1.jpg
Sutler: I want to sing and dacne!!
Dr. Fate
09-14-2007, 09:42 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Willie Willie... what is that, is that short for something?"
ELENA: "Willie is my professional name, *Indiana*."
Ash J. Williams
09-14-2007, 11:24 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/john_hurt/vendetta1.jpg
Sulter: I don't give a f**k about your war...or your president.
Spawn187
09-14-2007, 11:45 PM
http://www.siue.edu/babel/Planet-of-the-Apes.jpeg
"At last Princess Vespa I have you in my cluthes"
Spaceballs/Planet of the apes
Spawn187
09-14-2007, 11:48 PM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0133152/Apes2001_18.jpg
"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
300/P.O.T.A.
Dr. Fate
09-15-2007, 12:27 AM
http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/htimages/moses.gif
MOSES: "You Shall Not Pass!"
LexCorp
09-15-2007, 03:46 AM
http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/htimages/moses.gif
MOSES: "You Shall Not Pass!"
Cool
Dr. Fate
09-15-2007, 10:28 AM
Cool
Thank you.
http://www.geocities.com/xtrafiles/han-luke-ben.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Scotty, I need warp speed in 3 minutes or we're all dead."
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Moses: "Who do you think you're f***ing with?!?"
wiegeabo
09-15-2007, 03:09 PM
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Moses: "This...is my BOOM stick!"
C.F. Kane
09-15-2007, 03:12 PM
http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/htimages/moses.gif
You're the man now dog!
Dr. Fate
09-15-2007, 08:33 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg
BURNING BUSH: "If you build it, he/they will come..."
Ash J. Williams
09-15-2007, 08:36 PM
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Moses: I'm Tony Montana! You f**k with me, you f**kin' with the best!
Eddie Dean
09-15-2007, 08:44 PM
http://www.geocities.com/xtrafiles/han-luke-ben.jpg
Han Solo: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t.
aaron
09-15-2007, 08:45 PM
lol to above
Green Goblin 1964
09-15-2007, 09:03 PM
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Han Solo: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t.HAHAHAHA:woot: Great!
Dr. Fate
09-15-2007, 10:17 PM
http://www.geocities.com/xtrafiles/han-luke-ben.jpg
Han Solo: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t.
Nice.
http://www.geocities.com/xtrafiles/han-luke-ben.jpg
HAN: "Roads? Where we're going we won't need roads."
Eddie Dean
09-15-2007, 10:35 PM
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Aslan: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.
Dr. Fate
09-16-2007, 12:38 AM
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9383/narnia5ow4.jpg
SUSAN: "Why you're nothing but a great big coward."
ASLAN: "You're right, I am a coward. I haven't any courage at all. Look at the circlesunder my eyes, I haven't slept in weeks!"
PETER: "Why don't you try counting sheep?"
ASLAN: "That's no good, I'm afraid of them!"
Dr. Fate
09-16-2007, 10:57 AM
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TOM CODY: "I can avoid being seen when I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift."
Ash J. Williams
09-16-2007, 05:14 PM
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Han: This car is 100% death proof.
GeoffTheArtist
09-16-2007, 05:36 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
CARTER: "**** just got real!"
GeoffTheArtist
09-16-2007, 05:37 PM
http://www.geocities.com/xtrafiles/han-luke-ben.jpg
BEN: "Punch!... That!... ****!"
wiegeabo
09-16-2007, 05:41 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
Carter: "I want you sons of *****es out of my house now!"
wiegeabo
09-16-2007, 05:45 PM
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Moses: "Since I'm now the head bad-ass, you're ALL my *****es!"
Warhammer
09-16-2007, 05:51 PM
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Moses: "I am Moses. I'm nobody's b****. You are mine."
Ash J. Williams
09-16-2007, 06:11 PM
http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/htimages/moses.gif
Moses: I am the ultimate badass!
Dr. Fate
09-16-2007, 09:02 PM
http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/htimages/moses.gif
Moses: "Since I'm now the head bad-ass, you're ALL my *****es!"
Ha! What's that from?
WarHammer - same question.
Ash - yes, Moses IS the Ultimate Bad Ass.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
CARTER: "Eat this!"
C.F. Kane
09-16-2007, 10:48 PM
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9383/narnia5ow4.jpg
And so, we are all connected in the great circle of life.
Dr. Fate
09-16-2007, 10:57 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
CARTER: "I like to keep this handy for close encounters."
wiegeabo
09-16-2007, 11:00 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
Carter: "You ****ers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some ****?"
wiegeabo
09-16-2007, 11:01 PM
http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/RikBooth/Passion_of_the_Christ,_The_(C1).JPG
Jesus: "So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize 'Holy ****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?'"
Judas: "And?"
Jesus: "And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius."
Hotwire
09-16-2007, 11:04 PM
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9383/narnia5ow4.jpg
Aslan: I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti.
Dr. Fate
09-16-2007, 11:06 PM
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MOSES: "Get away from her you biotch!"
Dr. Fate
09-16-2007, 11:09 PM
http://videodetective.com/photos/003/000127_26.jpg
TOM CODY: "I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that mother****er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n*gg** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."
Ash J. Williams
09-17-2007, 09:44 PM
http://videodetective.com/photos/003/000127_26.jpg
Tom Cody: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Dr. Fate
09-18-2007, 12:00 AM
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DARTH VADER: "The only problem with kicking the ***** out of you is that it would be too easy."
Redwoods Wolf
09-18-2007, 03:46 AM
I like the Jesus/Vesuvius one. :D
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"You've got red on you."
Dr. Fate
09-18-2007, 10:09 AM
http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/htimages/moses.gif
MOSES: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/RikBooth/Passion_of_the_Christ,_The_(C1).JPG
JESUS: "Great! Where are we going?"
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Darth Vader: "I gonna make you an offer you can't refuse...."
Ash J. Williams
09-18-2007, 10:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/54trailerspussycat.jpg
Varla: Ladies, we're gonna have some fun.
Dr. Fate
09-18-2007, 11:25 AM
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DARTH VADER: "You killed my father. You're ass is mine!"
Hotwire
09-18-2007, 12:27 PM
http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: Did you just grab my ass??
C.F. Kane
09-18-2007, 04:04 PM
http://www.qimera.com/Photos/Darko.jpg
No one knows that they saw it, but they did.
A nice, big, c***.
Eddie Dean
09-18-2007, 04:12 PM
http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.
Ash J. Williams
09-18-2007, 08:26 PM
http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
wiegeabo
09-18-2007, 08:48 PM
http://centerstagechicago.com/stumped/photoarchive/183.jpg
"There can be only one."
Ash J. Williams
09-18-2007, 08:49 PM
http://centerstagechicago.com/stumped/photoarchive/183.jpg
"Name's Ash...Housewares."
Dr. Fate
09-18-2007, 09:33 PM
http://centerstagechicago.com/stumped/photoarchive/183.jpg
"You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts..."
Dr. Fate
09-19-2007, 12:42 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/batmanbegins_batdemon1nz.jpg
FEAR INDUCED MONSTER BATMAN: "More Brains!"
Drizzle
09-20-2007, 12:26 PM
http://www.didntyouhear.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bond-girls.jpg
Bond: B*tches, leave!
Dr. Fate
09-20-2007, 01:01 PM
http://www.didntyouhear.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bond-girls.jpg
Bond: B*tches, leave!
Hehehehe
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/batmanbegins_batdemon1nz.jpg
DEMON BATMAN: "I tried asking you nicely, now I'm gonna rip your balls off!!!"
Ash J. Williams
09-20-2007, 08:59 PM
http://www.didntyouhear.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bond-girls.jpg
Bond: Bring out the Gimp.
wiegeabo
09-20-2007, 09:05 PM
http://www.didntyouhear.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bond-girls.jpg
Bond: "I'm here for the gangbang..."
Hotwire
09-20-2007, 09:27 PM
http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: WHAT!?! You went over my helmet!?!
Dr. Fate
09-21-2007, 10:44 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Just because you're gay and in love with my wife doesn't mean we can't work this out."
Dr. Fate
09-21-2007, 10:04 PM
http://sciphys.homestead.com/files/legolas.jpg
LEGOLAS: "Our Arrows Will Block Out The Sun!"
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/06/20/orlando3.jpg
WILL TURNER: "Then we will fight in the shade."
Ash J. Williams
09-22-2007, 02:48 AM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/06/20/orlando3.jpg
"I made it through Korea I can make it through this bulls**t!"
Redwoods Wolf
09-22-2007, 04:21 AM
http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.
Sorry to reply so late, but:
Kick. Ass.
C.F. Kane
09-22-2007, 11:07 AM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/06/20/orlando3.jpg
Would you f**k me? I'd f**k me. I'd f**k me hard
Dr. Fate
09-22-2007, 12:08 PM
http://www.dvdtalk.com/dvdsavant/images/1700amos.jpg
MAJOR DUNDEE: "They'll be weaking up soon!"
Dr. Fate
09-23-2007, 12:28 AM
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7619/theprestige017sr.jpg
BALE: "You don't believe in the Force, do you?"
JACKMAN: "Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to another, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
Drizzle
09-23-2007, 05:04 PM
http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2007/04/tf-movie-barricade.jpg
BARRICADE: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Ash J. Williams
09-23-2007, 06:43 PM
http://www.dvdtalk.com/dvdsavant/images/1700amos.jpg
"I'm BORED! So bloody bored..."
Dr. Fate
09-23-2007, 08:56 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: "Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier." [evil laughter]
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7619/theprestige017sr.jpg
Jackman: It's me!
Bale: Prove it.
Jackman: You're a dick.
Bale: Okay.
Dr. Fate
09-23-2007, 10:26 PM
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7619/theprestige017sr.jpg
Jackman: It's me!
Bale: Prove it.
Jackman: You're a dick.
Bale: Okay.
Hehehehehehehe
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/c73b1177.jpg
BATMAN: "I've grown tired of asking this so this will be the last time - where is the Rebel Base?"
Ash J. Williams
09-24-2007, 09:38 PM
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Batman: It's fine, isn't it, for you to hide yourself from justice behind that veil -- but what about this veil that you've made me wear? Your money can't give back my boy!
Dr. Fate
09-24-2007, 11:52 PM
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/c73b1177.jpg
Batman: It's fine, isn't it, for you to hide yourself from justice behind that veil -- but what about this veil that you've made me wear? Your money can't give back my boy!
What's that from?
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VENOM: "Hey Paul, try getting a reservation at Dorsia's now! You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"
Watching this from afar:
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/06/20/orlando3.jpg
WILL TURNER: "On any other day that might seem strange."
Redwoods Wolf
09-25-2007, 12:39 AM
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JACK: Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.
http://www.avenuepotter.com/%7Ekristin/Christian_Bale/Batman%20Begins/bb461.jpg
LUCIUS: You are gonna be a bad motherf_cker!
C.F. Kane
09-25-2007, 09:46 AM
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... Hell, the FALL will kill ya!
Eddie Dean
09-25-2007, 03:47 PM
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Boba Fett: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Darth Vader: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Dr. Fate
09-25-2007, 08:36 PM
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DARTH VADER: "You're gay, I can deal with that."
Ash J. Williams
09-25-2007, 08:43 PM
What's that from?
Manslaughter: http://imdb.com/title/tt0013372/
http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
Dr. Fate
09-25-2007, 09:52 PM
Manslaughter: http://imdb.com/title/tt0013372/
Thank you.
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DARTH VADER: "Come closer."
BOBA FETT: "What?"
VADER: "Come closer."
FETT: "Why?"
VADER: "I want to kiss you."
redmarvel
09-26-2007, 07:48 AM
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Jackman: there is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Bale: At least I've chosen a side.
Dr. Fate
09-26-2007, 09:43 AM
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7619/theprestige017sr.jpg
Jackman: there is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Bale: At least I've chosen a side.
Nice.
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7619/theprestige017sr.jpg
JACKMAN: "You must be-"
BALE: "Gay Perry."
JACKMAN: "Still gay?"
BALE: "Who me? Oh no, I'm knee deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can't get rid of it."
Drizzle
09-27-2007, 12:23 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
Ron: Yo guys! Sup?
Hermione: Where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?
Ron: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Harry: Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Ron: Yeah.
Harry: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Ron: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Hermione: And you landed on McLovin...
Ron: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Hermione: Why the F**K would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1080.JPG
Ron: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f**king book for once.
Harry: Have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Ron: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1084.JPG
Hermione: No, that's why you picked a dumb f**king name!
Ron: F**k you.
Hermione: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Harry: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Hermione: This ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Ron: Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f**king strategy, all right?
Harry: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
Ron: ... I am McLovin!
Hermione: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb F**KING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F**K!
Dr. Fate
09-27-2007, 03:29 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
Ron: Yo guys! Sup?
Hermione: Where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?
Ron: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Harry: Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Ron: Yeah.
Harry: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Ron: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Hermione: And you landed on McLovin...
Ron: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Hermione: Why the F**K would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1080.JPG
Ron: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f**king book for once.
Harry: Have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Ron: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1084.JPG
Hermione: No, that's why you picked a dumb f**king name!
Ron: F**k you.
Hermione: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Harry: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Hermione: This ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Ron: Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f**king strategy, all right?
Harry: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
Ron: ... I am McLovin!
Hermione: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb F**KING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F**K!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant.
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
RON: "Lady you flatter yourself."
HERMIONE: "I flatter myself?!"
RON: "I'd love to oblige you. But a man's got to get his rest sometime."
HERMIONE: "Oblige me? Oblige me?!"
RON: "But I tell you what, if you'd come back in about half hour, I'll see what I can do, all right?"
HERMIONE: "Why you dirty-!"
Y'know, that is a really ugly dress they gave her. I saw better ones when I went to the prom back in 2002.
C.F. Kane
09-27-2007, 04:03 PM
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
- One last question, before I call Airmen O'Malley and Rodriguez. If you ordered that Santiago wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why was Santiago in danger? Why would it be necessary to transfer him off the base?
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2007/300-27.jpg
- He was a substandard Marine. He was being transferred...
http://www.prettyscythe.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/300-_leonidas_and_xerxes_discuss_surrender.jpg
- You said he was transferred because he was in danger. I said, "grave danger?" and you said... we can read it...
- I know what I said! I don't have to have it read back to me like I'm...
- Then why the two orders? Colonel?
- Sometimes men take matters into their own hands.
- But your men never did. Your men take orders or people die. So Santiago wasn't in danger, right?
- You snotty little bastard.
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- If Lt. Kendrick gave an order that Santiago wasn't to be touched, why did he have to be transferred? Kendrick ordered a Code Red, because you told him to! And when it went bad, you signed a phoney transfer and fixed the logs! You coerced the doctor! Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?
- You want answers?
- I think I'm entitled
- YOU WANT ANSWERS!
- I want the truth!
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- YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. EITHER WAY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU'RE ENTITLED TO!
Dr. Fate
09-27-2007, 04:16 PM
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- One last question, before I call Airmen O'Malley and Rodriguez. If you ordered that Santiago wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why was Santiago in danger? Why would it be necessary to transfer him off the base?
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- He was a substandard Marine. He was being transferred...
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- You said he was transferred because he was in danger. I said, "grave danger?" and you said... we can read it...
- I know what I said! I don't have to have it read back to me like I'm...
- Then why the two orders? Colonel?
- Sometimes men take matters into their own hands.
- But your men never did. Your men take orders or people die. So Santiago wasn't in danger, right?
- You snotty little bastard.
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- If Lt. Kendrick gave an order that Santiago wasn't to be touched, why did he have to be transferred? Kendrick ordered a Code Red, because you told him to! And when it went bad, you signed a phoney transfer and fixed the logs! You coerced the doctor! Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?
- You want answers?
- I think I'm entitled
- YOU WANT ANSWERS!
- I want the truth!
http://blogs.nypost.com/movies/archives/300-Leonidas.jpg
- YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. EITHER WAY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU'RE ENTITLED TO!
Cool. Very cool.
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XERXES: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God... Damn You All To Hell!"
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LEONIDAS: "Khan!"
I know they're cheap and overused, but hey, I couldn't resist.
Drizzle
09-27-2007, 07:58 PM
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"ALL THE BALDWINS ARE DEAD?????!!!!"
Ash J. Williams
09-27-2007, 09:46 PM
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Jackman: They don't make cops like him anymore. He was one of a kind.
Bale: He still is.
Dr. Fate
09-27-2007, 10:11 PM
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CHIEF BRODY: "English, mother-f***er! Do you speak it?!"
Dr. Fate
09-27-2007, 10:16 PM
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HERCULES: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Dr. Fate
09-27-2007, 10:59 PM
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XERXES: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
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LEONIDAS: "Great. Where are we going?"
wiegeabo
09-27-2007, 11:27 PM
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Hercules: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Redwoods Wolf
09-28-2007, 01:30 AM
That was a really good one, C.F. And "Khan" can never be over-used. Maybe the Pulp Fiction quote, but...anyway.
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LEONIDAS: Dick, I'm very disappointed.
CAPTAIN: I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.
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LEONIDAS: You call this a GLITCH?!
Dr. Fate
09-28-2007, 12:49 PM
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Hercules: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Hehehehe, nice.
You did good too Red. Love the Robocop quote.
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RON: "I won't fail you. I'm not afraid."
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SPARTAN CAPTAIN: "Yes. You will be. You Will Be."
Jack Bauer
09-28-2007, 05:29 PM
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"Listen Patrick, can we talk?"
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"You look... marvelous. There's nothing to say."
Ash J. Williams
09-29-2007, 02:39 AM
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"Lead the way, Toots."
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"'Toots?'"
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"Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah -- Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning."
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"Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself."
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"Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore."
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"Casey, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet."
Dr. Fate
09-29-2007, 10:51 AM
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"Lead the way, Toots."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Leia_Organa_Ep5_DVD.jpg
"'Toots?'"
http://kforce.homestead.com/files/hansolo10.jpg
"Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah -- Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Leia_Organa_Ep5_DVD.jpg
"Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself."
http://kforce.homestead.com/files/hansolo10.jpg
"Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Leia_Organa_Ep5_DVD.jpg
"Casey, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet."
Excellent use of the first Ninja Turtles film there Ash.
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XERXES: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."
wiegeabo
09-29-2007, 01:41 PM
Excellent use of the first Ninja Turtles film there Ash.
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XERXES: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."
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Leonidas: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."
Dr. Fate
09-29-2007, 08:05 PM
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LEONIDAS: "He roped a couple of sea turtles?"
MESSENGER: "Aye, sea turtles!"
LEONIDAS: "What did he use for rope?"
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XERXES: "Human hair. From my back."
Eddie Dean
09-29-2007, 08:23 PM
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Jackman: Say, man, you got a joint?
Bale: No, not on me, man.
Jackman: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Dr. Fate
09-29-2007, 10:04 PM
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HERMIONE: "Just what do you consider going too far? Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?!"
Eddie Dean
09-29-2007, 11:27 PM
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Xerxes: VERONICA CORNINGSTONE AND I HAD SEX AND NOW WE ARE IN LOVE!! ...Did I say that loud?
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Leonidas: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it.
Dr. Fate
09-29-2007, 11:44 PM
Forgive me, but I must -
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XERXES: "I wish I could quit you."
C.F. Kane
09-30-2007, 06:36 AM
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Harry: What's wrong?
Hermione: It just feels so weird.
Harry: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?
Hermione: Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish.
Harry: ...You and your hobbies.
Dr. Fate
09-30-2007, 11:08 AM
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XERXES: "Shire! Baggins!"
Drizzle
09-30-2007, 12:38 PM
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Alien: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...masochistic.
http://www.hist.lu.se/forskarskolan/webbsidor/sara/alien3.jpg
Alien: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...masochistic.
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/films/alien4/trivia/trivia05.jpg
Ripley: Bill, it's your...
Ash J. Williams
09-30-2007, 05:54 PM
Excellent use of the first Ninja Turtles film there Ash.
Thanks a lot!
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Xerxes: Death to Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!
Hotwire
09-30-2007, 07:21 PM
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Hermione: I'm pregnant.
Harry: F*** off.
Hermione: What?
Harry: What?
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LEONIDAS: "Are you man enough to fight me?
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XERXES: "Oppose me and die!"
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