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Dr. Fate
09-30-2007, 08:43 PM
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
XERXES: "Can You Dig It?!?!?!?!?!"
Dr. Fate
10-01-2007, 11:03 AM
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
XERXES: "I Am A Golden God!"
Hotwire
10-01-2007, 03:38 PM
http://www.prettyscythe.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/300-_leonidas_and_xerxes_discuss_surrender.jpg
Leonidas: Some day this will all be yours.
Xerxes: What, the curtains?
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
Xerxes: "I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*** youreselves San Diego."
Dr. Manhatten
10-01-2007, 05:42 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Zorro: You're prettier than I am.
Drizzle
10-01-2007, 06:03 PM
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
"KING KONG AIN'T GOT S**T ON ME!!!"
Dr. Fate
10-01-2007, 08:15 PM
http://pc-museum.com/046-amsai8080/wargames-08.jpg
ALLY SHEEDY: "You're catnip to a girl like me - handsome, dazed, and to die for."
http://alansmithee.5u.com/intro/teen/bb_sheedy02.jpg
ALLY SHEEDY: "This has not been honorable."
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
XERXES: "Warriors, come out to play! Warriors come out to play! Warriors come out to play! Warriors come out to play!"
LexCorp
10-02-2007, 06:43 AM
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
Xerxes: "I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*** youreselves San Diego."
Anchor Man has the best quotes.
Drizzle
10-02-2007, 10:03 AM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/52/JurassicParkTREX.jpg
"LOUD NOISES!!!"
Dr. Fate
10-02-2007, 11:10 AM
http://michaelpare.narod.ru/streets_of_fire/Streets_of_fire36.jpg
RAVEN SHADDOCK (Willem Dafoe, left): "You and I are not so different."
TOM CODY (Michael Pare, right): "I'm not like you. You're a murderer."
RAVEN: "Well, to each his own."
Anchor Man has the best quotes.
Anchorman rocks. :woot:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/52/JurassicParkTREX.jpg
T-Rex: "NEWS TEAM, ASSEMBLE!!!!"
Dr. Fate
10-02-2007, 11:17 AM
http://michaelpare.narod.ru/streets_of_fire/Streets_of_fire36.jpg
WILLEM DAFOE: "I am gonna straight up murder your ass."
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
Xerxes: "I'm an idiot!"
Echo: "You're an idiot!"
ferret
10-02-2007, 02:06 PM
http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg
Batman: "Can't think where I got THAT from."
Ash J. Williams
10-02-2007, 09:27 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/52/JurassicParkTREX.jpg
T-Rex: KHAAANNNN!
Dr. Fate
10-02-2007, 10:03 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/52/JurassicParkTREX.jpg
T-REX: "Why is the rum gone?!"
GeoffTheArtist
10-03-2007, 06:07 PM
edit
Drizzle
10-03-2007, 07:21 PM
http://eil.com/newGallery/Michael-Jackson-The-Wiz---Sealed-86004.jpg
Cowardly Lion: Hey, where are all the white women at???!!
Dr. Fate
10-03-2007, 08:24 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1983_Star_Wars__Episode_VI_-_Return_of_the_Jedi/983SWJ_Sebastian_Shaw_001.jpg
LUKE: "I wonder, will we ever see each other again?"
VAER: " Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money."
LexCorp
10-04-2007, 03:41 AM
Spaceballs is a funny movie.
FYI you sig by lifting a giant rock he saved the planet.....which is heroic ;)
redmarvel
10-04-2007, 07:45 AM
http://eil.com/newGallery/Michael-Jackson-The-Wiz---Sealed-86004.jpg
Dorthy: I'm sorry, I can't stay in this freak show, I gotta get back to the real world.
Scarecrow: You're calling that the real world?
Dr. Fate
10-04-2007, 10:04 AM
FYI you sig by lifting a giant rock he saved the planet.....which is heroic ;)
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
LEX: "Wrong!":oldrazz: :oldrazz: :oldrazz:
Alright, real mixed up quote now -
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
XERXES: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
C.F. Kane
10-04-2007, 10:42 AM
http://eil.com/newGallery/Michael-Jackson-The-Wiz---Sealed-86004.jpg
Dorothy: Are we awake!?
Tin Man: We're not sure. Are we black?
Dorothy: Yes we are!
Tin Man: Then we're awake! But we're very puzzled.
Dr. Fate
10-04-2007, 10:47 AM
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
XERXES: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel Before Zod!!!"
Ash J. Williams
10-04-2007, 09:42 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/52/JurassicParkTREX.jpg
T-Rex: They're here.
http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg
BATMAN: "You weigh a little more than 108."
Dr. Fate
10-04-2007, 10:30 PM
^Perfect.
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "You stay classy, San Diego."
Dr. Fate
10-05-2007, 11:08 AM
http://www.lionking.org/~moogle/img/kruge.jpg
KRUGE: "Hello, Ghostbusters. Yes, of course they're serious."
Dr. Fate
10-05-2007, 09:42 PM
http://www.prettyscythe.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/300-_leonidas_and_xerxes_discuss_surrender.jpg
XERXES: "Conan, what is best in life?"
LEONIDAS: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
XERXES: "That is good."
http://www.prettyscythe.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/300-_leonidas_and_xerxes_discuss_surrender.jpg
XERXES: "I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude."
LEONIDAS: *holding back tears* "Zat was beautiful, boss."
Ash J. Williams
10-06-2007, 04:04 AM
http://www.prettyscythe.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/300-_leonidas_and_xerxes_discuss_surrender.jpg
Xerxes: Leonard, if Hartman finds us here, we'll be in a world of s**t.
Leonidas: I am...in a world...of s**t.
Dr. Fate
10-06-2007, 10:34 AM
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1080.JPG
RON: "You'll be dinin' with the captain. And he requests you wear this-"
http://cache.halloweenmart.com/images/ip015250.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "Well you may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request."
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1080.JPG
RON: "He figured you'd say that. And he said if that be the case, you'll be dining with the crew. And you'll be naked."
http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1084.JPG
HERMIONE: ":wow:"
Jack Bauer
10-06-2007, 03:39 PM
:up: Good one, Fate.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070322/cover/freddy_l.jpg
CHERRY: Hi, I'm Plenty.
EL WRAY: But of course you are.
CHERRY: Plenty O'Toole.
EL WRAY: Named after your father perhaps?
Ash J. Williams
10-06-2007, 08:17 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070322/cover/freddy_l.jpg
El Wray: Are you trying to seduce me?
Cherry: Why? Are you seducible?
Ash J. Williams
10-06-2007, 08:31 PM
http://badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger2.jpg
"What movie could be worth driving 260 miles round trip for?"
http://badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger3.jpg
"It's a new film called Revenge of the Nerds. It's about a group of nerd college students who are being picked on all the time by the jocks. So they decide to take revenge."
http://badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger2.jpg
"So what you're saying is, you identify with those nerds."
http://badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger3.jpg
"Yes. I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted me. There's this one scene, where a nerd grabs the microphone during a pep rally and announces that he is a nerd and that he is proud of it and stands up for the rights of other nerds."
http://badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger2.jpg
"Right on."
Dr. Fate
10-06-2007, 10:14 PM
:up: Good one, Fate.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070322/cover/freddy_l.jpg
CHERRY: Hi, I'm Plenty.
EL WRAY: But of course you are.
CHERRY: Plenty O'Toole.
EL WRAY: Named after your father perhaps?
Thanks Jack. Yours is also good. What's the one about the Revenge of the Nerds using the Toxic Avenger pics from?
http://www.geocities.com/dolorosa_88/movies/streets_of_fire/streets_of_fire_002.jpg
MICHAEL PARE: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
DIANE LANE: "I happen to like nice men."
MICHAEL PARE: "I'm a nice man."
DIANE LANE: "No you're not, you're-" [he plants one right on her]
Dr. Fate
10-07-2007, 08:56 PM
http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg
ROY SCHEIDER: "No sequel for you."
Ash J. Williams
10-08-2007, 06:25 PM
What's the one about the Revenge of the Nerds using the Toxic Avenger pics from?
American Splendor: http://imdb.com/title/tt0305206/
http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg
Roy Scheider: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker.
Dr. Fate
10-08-2007, 09:12 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "I'll be back."
Dr. Fate
10-08-2007, 09:17 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
PINHEAD: "When there's no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the Earth."
C.F. Kane
10-09-2007, 05:14 AM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
We represent the Lollipop Guild.
Dr. Fate
10-09-2007, 10:34 AM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead209.jpg
HENRIETTA DEADITE: "If you only knew the power of the dark side..."
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
"A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Four!"
Ash J. Williams
10-09-2007, 08:07 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead209.jpg
Ash: You're just like the rest of 'em! You make me sick!
Dr. Fate
10-09-2007, 08:57 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
"A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Four!"
Hehehehehehehe
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "This is Zion, and we are not afraid!" [crowd goes into a drug induced hip hop pulsing rave]
Jack Bauer
10-10-2007, 07:48 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/207/evamendesweownthenight0yg6.jpg
"Our baby is going to be French Canadian."
"And a little bit Spanish...?"
Yeah, I'm not very good with accents."
Drizzle
10-10-2007, 08:25 PM
http://www.tfw2005.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/17987
Optimus Prime: How can we expect children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Drizzle
10-10-2007, 08:29 PM
http://www.tfw2005.com/gallery/data/1770/TFW2005TV529-0058.jpg (http://www.tfw2005.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/17987)
Optimus Prime: How can we expect children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
EDIT: Sorry, double post
Dr. Fate
10-10-2007, 08:35 PM
http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1354.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:%20window.close())
OCK: "The Band... The Band..."
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Do you see the light?!"
http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1354.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:%20window.close())
OCK: "The Band!"
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Can you see the light?!"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "What light?"
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Can you see the light!"
http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1354.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:%20window.close())
OCK: "Yes! Yes!! Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, I Have Seen The Light!!!" [starts dancing like a maniac]
Dr. Fate
10-10-2007, 08:38 PM
http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1354.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:%20window.close())
DOC OCK: "The band, Elwood! The band!"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "The band? The band. The band...? The Band!"
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Praise God!!!"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "And God Bless The United States of America!"
LexCorp
10-11-2007, 04:06 AM
http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1354.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:%20window.close())
DOC OCK: "The band, Elwood! The band!"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "The band? The band. The band...? The Band!"
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Praise God!!!"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "And God Bless The United States of America!"
Awesomesauce
Dr. Fate
10-11-2007, 09:32 AM
http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
BEN-HUR: "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, call the Pope."
Ash J. Williams
10-11-2007, 09:35 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Pinhead: If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
http://optimusfilms.20m.com/directors/pj/bloody.jpg
Lionel: Leaving! What a good idea.
Drizzle
10-12-2007, 04:13 PM
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/32155/2006080924720422545_rs.jpg
Spider-Man: It's just you and me, Megatron.
Venom: No, it's just me, Prime!
Spider-Man: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.
Dr. Fate
10-12-2007, 05:16 PM
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/32155/2006080924720422545_rs.jpg
VENOM: "Why throw away your life so wrecklessly?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron."
VENOM: "No! I'll crush you with my bare hands!"
Ash J. Williams
10-13-2007, 02:01 AM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Pinhead: Is that stud coming?
Dr. Fate
10-13-2007, 12:09 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
PINHEAD: "Hi. We're here for the gang bang."
Ash J. Williams
10-13-2007, 02:08 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Pinhead: Baby wants to f**k! Baby wants to f**k Blue Velvet!
Dr. Fate
10-13-2007, 08:20 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
PINHEAD: "Infidel defilers. They will all drown in lakes of blood. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark... now they will learn why they fear the night."
Jack Bauer
10-14-2007, 11:54 PM
http://adiamondinsunlight.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/464px-joker-ritz.jpg
JOKER: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle. [mutual laughter]
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b7/Batman_keaton_89.jpg
BATMAN: What's that about clown business? [laughs nervously]
http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_roguesgallery_filmtv/joker_180.jpg
JOKER: [pause] Do I stutter, *****?
Dr. Fate
10-15-2007, 12:46 PM
http://adiamondinsunlight.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/464px-joker-ritz.jpg
JOKER: "This ain't reality TV!"
Ash J. Williams
10-15-2007, 09:15 PM
http://adiamondinsunlight.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/464px-joker-ritz.jpg
"It has begun! My time has come!"
Dr. Fate
10-15-2007, 10:36 PM
http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg
ROY SCHEIDER: "English, mother-f***er! Do you speak it?!"
Redwoods Wolf
10-15-2007, 11:40 PM
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/32155/2006080924720422545_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I'm fine. I'm...fine.
VENOM: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound...fine?
Redwoods Wolf
10-15-2007, 11:42 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever?
Redwoods Wolf
10-15-2007, 11:46 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
GUY AT RIGHT: But my girlfriend's in there!
MOSES: A lot of people's girlfriends are in there.
Roughneck
10-15-2007, 11:50 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Wilderness Girls
Watson
10-16-2007, 12:14 AM
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
Xerxes: Como estan, beetches!?
Drizzle
10-16-2007, 10:13 AM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/30/grindhouse460.jpg
"We're here for the gangbang."
Dr. Fate
10-16-2007, 11:08 AM
http://www.heycomputer.com/ref/legend/dark2.jpg
PRINCE OF DARKNESS: "Welcome to Hell, little man. And I... am... the Devil!"
http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
BEN-HUR: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."
Dr. Fate
10-16-2007, 11:09 AM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/30/grindhouse460.jpg
"We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!"
Dr. Fate
10-17-2007, 11:39 AM
http://user.cs.tu-berlin.de/~gambler/kira/cb/images/highlander/kurgan-scot-still-01.jpg
KURGAN: "I have lived long enough to know not a tear will be shed for this world."
Dr. Fate
10-18-2007, 09:39 AM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Remember, short controlled bursts."
Drizzle
10-18-2007, 04:16 PM
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/300_xl_02--film-B.jpg
"You're out! O' Doyle rules!"
Dr. Fate
10-18-2007, 05:47 PM
And now for the return of my favorite default quote -
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
DEBORAH KARA UNGER: "This has not been honorable."
Jack Bauer
10-18-2007, 07:02 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
PINHEAD: You beat me. You bluffed with a busted flush? How? How did you beat me?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/DeepImpact1.jpg
PRESIDENT FREEMAN: I put the fear of me in you.
Ash J. Williams
10-18-2007, 09:45 PM
http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Pinhead: Somebody will take care of you.
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare5/videodrome/videodrome7.jpg
Max Renn: Oh, you'll see to that personally, will you?
Dr. Fate
10-18-2007, 10:04 PM
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/b/brandon1.jpg
ERIC DRAVEN/THE CROW: "Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier." [evil laughter]
Dr. Fate
10-19-2007, 07:38 PM
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%203.jpg
MACREADY: "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..."
Ash J. Williams
10-19-2007, 08:13 PM
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%203.jpg
MacReady: I'd rather feel like total s**t sometimes, and God the rest of the time, than just like -- okay all the time, you know? F**k mediocrity.
Dr. Fate
10-19-2007, 09:21 PM
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%203.jpg
MacReady: I'd rather feel like total s**t sometimes, and God the rest of the time, than just like -- okay all the time, you know? F**k mediocrity.
Hehe. What's that from?
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%202.jpg
GARRY: "Dodge this."
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/05/19/dumbledore3.jpg
"By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the F.A.G. way. One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say, "wow, good going, F.A.G.. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, F.A.G.?""
Dr. Fate
10-20-2007, 12:18 AM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/05/19/dumbledore3.jpg
DUMBLEDORE: "And now comes the part where I relieve you the little people of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But as my plastic surgeon always said, if you gotta go, go with a smile." [evil laughter]
http://thewhitetomb.tripod.com/dumbledore11.JPG
Dumbledore: Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Dr. Fate
10-20-2007, 12:26 AM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops447/ryans_daughter0097.jpg
ROSY RYAN: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grades chool..."
C.F. Kane
10-20-2007, 12:48 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/05/19/dumbledore3.jpg
I'm flying Jack!
Ash J. Williams
10-20-2007, 08:52 PM
Hehe. What's that from?
Manic: http://imdb.com/title/tt0252684/
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%202.jpg
Garry: Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun.
Dr. Fate
10-20-2007, 09:29 PM
Manic: http://imdb.com/title/tt0252684/
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%202.jpg
Garry: Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun.
Thanks.
Damn. I'm always too slow to use that quote with the most obvious pics. Damn.
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%202.jpg
GARRY: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
Drizzle
10-20-2007, 11:17 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8220/normalgofdvd1498xd6.jpg
Dumbledore: I wish I knew how to quit you.
Dr. Fate
10-20-2007, 11:49 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
DEBORAH KARA UNGER: "Don't ever stop f***ing me!"
Yes, that is a real quote.
wiegeabo
10-21-2007, 12:05 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
Spader: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance."
Dr. Fate
10-21-2007, 12:07 PM
http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Speak to me! Speak!"
Drizzle
10-21-2007, 12:36 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
"You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine."
Ash J. Williams
10-21-2007, 05:43 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
Spader: I think about f**king a lot, in school.
Dr. Fate
10-22-2007, 11:03 AM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops447/ryans_daughter0097.jpg
ROSY RYAN: "More thrust... oh..."
Drizzle
10-22-2007, 04:13 PM
http://jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/05/Autobots-Roll-Out.jpg
America....
America....
America, F**K YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother f**king day, yeah
America, F**K YEAH!
Freedom is the only way, yeah
http://www.seibertron.com/fp/gfx/spotlights/movie_ironhide.jpg
Terrorists, your game is through cause now you have to answer to...
America, F**K YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, F**K YEAH!
What you gonna do when we come for you now?
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/frankthetank2222/OptimusPrime.jpg
Dr. Fate
10-22-2007, 08:58 PM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/frankthetank2222/OptimusPrime.jpg
OPTIMUS PRIME: "Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you."
Ash J. Williams
10-22-2007, 09:24 PM
http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
Robocop: Don't underestimate the Force.
Dr. Fate
10-22-2007, 09:28 PM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/frankthetank2222/OptimusPrime.jpg
OPTIMUS PRIME: "You Shall Not Pass!"
wiegeabo
10-22-2007, 09:32 PM
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%202.jpg
Garry: "We'll settle this the old navy way. First guy to die, loses!"
Dr. Fate
10-22-2007, 10:59 PM
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%202.jpg
GARRY: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
Ash J. Williams
10-23-2007, 08:25 PM
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%202.jpg
Garry: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.
Dr. Fate
10-23-2007, 10:08 PM
http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Attack_Of_The_Clones_06.JPG
NATALIE PORTMAN: "That's it. You're dead, mallrat. I'm gonna ***** you up beyond repair!"
Dr. Fate
10-23-2007, 10:44 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Ellenaimattackers.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Ellenaimattackers.jpg)
GUITAR GUY #1: "I'd buy that [points to Diane Lane at mic] for a dollar."
Dr. Fate
10-24-2007, 10:07 AM
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%202.jpg
GARRY: "I didn't kill my wife!"
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/frankthetank2222/OptimusPrime.jpg
OPTIMUS PRIME: "I don't care!"
wiegeabo
10-24-2007, 10:21 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/DeepImpact1.jpg
President: "All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep ****in' everybody til they're all the same color."
Ash J. Williams
10-24-2007, 10:40 AM
http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Attack_Of_The_Clones_06.JPG
Padme: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta bubblegum.
Dr. Fate
10-24-2007, 12:21 PM
http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
HERMIONE: "You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of Fletch and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment..."
RON: "Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there."
HERMIONE: "Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights."
RON: "For what?"
HERMIONE: "For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale..."
GeoffTheArtist
10-24-2007, 06:45 PM
http://blok.rozanek.cz/wp-content/james-bond-daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg
BOND: "Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me."
Dr. Fate
10-24-2007, 07:44 PM
http://blok.rozanek.cz/wp-content/james-bond-daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg
BOND: "Good. Bad. I'm the Guy With The Gun."
Redwoods Wolf
10-24-2007, 10:44 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/32.jpg
HICKS: Where the f_ck do you think you're going?
HUDSON: I'm goin' after Cherry!
HICKS: Fine. But we're taking my car.
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/35.jpg
KA-BOOM!
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS:...I'm riding with you.
Redwoods Wolf
10-24-2007, 10:46 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
BURKE: So, are you going to give me a gun?
HICKS: Are you f_cking kidding me?
Dr. Fate
10-24-2007, 11:37 PM
Sorry but I have to do it -
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
HICKS: "I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Sorry but his expression in that pic fit the line so perfectly.
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/32.jpg
HICKS: "You went over my helmet?!"
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Listen! And understand, that Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/35.jpg
HICKS: "Yippie Kayai Mother-F***er!"
Redwoods Wolf
10-24-2007, 11:49 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Listen! And understand, that Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"
Ah, the classic Biehn/Cameron team. :up:
They need to start making action movies together again.
wiegeabo
10-25-2007, 12:31 AM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Listen! And understand, that Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"
That is absolutely perfect. :up:
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
Ripley: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
Hicks: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me."
Carmine Falcone
10-25-2007, 03:20 AM
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=90610&rendTypeId=4
James Cagney: Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live.
Dr. Fate
10-25-2007, 10:26 AM
Ah, the classic Biehn/Cameron team. :up:
They need to start making action movies together again.
Yes they should.
I read that originally Cameron was planning to have Biehn play the T-1000 in T2, but then decided against it as he thought that would be too confusing to the audience, and picked Robert Patrick instead.
That is absolutely perfect. :up:
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
Ripley: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
Hicks: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me."
Glad you guys liked it.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_terminator/arnold_schwarzenegger/terminator2.jpg
THE TERMINATOR: "Welcome to Hell, little man. And I... Am... The Devil!"
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
HICKS: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."
http://www.sideward.net/specials/images/terminator/1.jpg
KYLE REESE: "Get away from her, you b-i-t-c-h!"
Ash J. Williams
10-25-2007, 08:29 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
Hicks: Who the hell are you?
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_terminator/arnold_schwarzenegger/terminator2.jpg
The Terminator: Name's Ash...Housewares.
Ash J. Williams
10-25-2007, 08:32 PM
http://blok.rozanek.cz/wp-content/james-bond-daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg
Bond: Son of a b*tch must pay!
Dr. Fate
10-25-2007, 08:35 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_terminator/arnold_schwarzenegger/terminator2.jpg
TERMINATOR: "Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you."
Ash J. Williams
10-25-2007, 08:39 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_terminator/arnold_schwarzenegger/terminator2.jpg
The Terminator: Everybody relax, I'm here.
wiegeabo
10-25-2007, 08:42 PM
http://blok.rozanek.cz/wp-content/james-bond-daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg
"You know the difference between you and me?"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_terminator/arnold_schwarzenegger/terminator2.jpg
"..."
http://blok.rozanek.cz/wp-content/james-bond-daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg
"I make this look good."
Dr. Fate
10-26-2007, 09:16 PM
http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz824outcome4.JPG
HUDSON: "Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
HICKS: "That oughta do it, thanks very much Ray."
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_terminator/arnold_schwarzenegger/terminator2.jpg
TERMINATOR: "Are you a god?"
http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz824outcome4.JPG
HUDSON: "No."
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_terminator/arnold_schwarzenegger/terminator2.jpg
TERMINATOR: "Then die!!!" [starts shooting]
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Ray... when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!!"
Dr. Fate
10-27-2007, 11:46 AM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "You're scared. But that's okay. I want you to savor that fear. The South was born in fear. Fear of the Indian, fear of the slave, fear of the damn Union. The South has a fine tradition of savoring fear."
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8424/13ms9.jpg
Dr. Fate
10-28-2007, 09:34 AM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8424/13ms9.jpg
Hehehe.
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Hotels are a naturally creepy place... Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died?" [Hudson starts crying as he thinks about it]
Ash J. Williams
10-28-2007, 06:55 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
Hicks: If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
Dr. Fate
10-28-2007, 08:31 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Drizzle
10-28-2007, 09:07 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/252955059_f8ce01e6a3.jpg
Harry: The first rule of Fight Club is...you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is...you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Dr. Fate
10-28-2007, 11:52 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HUDSON: "In my church we don't believe in homosexuals."
HICKS: "In my church we don't believe in Mormons."
C.F. Kane
10-29-2007, 02:21 AM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
God! If I didn't spend the last four years fellating you I'd swear you were straight.
Dr. Fate
10-29-2007, 02:26 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
HICKS: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Dr. Fate
10-29-2007, 03:07 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "I thought you said it would die if we took out the brain!"
HUDSON: "It worked in the movie!"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_terminator/arnold_schwarzenegger/terminator2.jpg
TERMINATOR: "Do you mean/think the movie lied?!"
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
Hicks: "You f*** with me, you f***ing with the the best!"
Redwoods Wolf
10-29-2007, 03:48 PM
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
KHAN: Chekhov, eh? Well, this here's McCoy. We find ourselves a Spock, and we've got an away team.
Ash J. Williams
10-29-2007, 09:12 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
Hicks: Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true.
Hudson: No...
Dr. Fate
10-30-2007, 09:45 AM
Following your lead Ash -
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
HUDSON: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
HICKS: "No... *I* am your father."
HUDSON: "No... that's not true... that's impossible!"
HICKS: "Search your feelings you know it to be true."
HUDSON: "No! No!"
Darkfly
10-30-2007, 10:15 AM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
God! If I didn't spend the last four years fellating you I'd swear you were straight.
What film is that caption from.
Dr. Fate
10-30-2007, 10:28 AM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Two roadblocks and an all points bulletin wouldn't stop a five year old."
C.F. Kane
10-30-2007, 01:36 PM
What film is that caption from.
Okay, I cheated. It's from Angels in America. Technically a television miniseries based on a Pulitzer Prize winning play, but it's still insanely quoteable.
Dr. Fate
10-30-2007, 01:58 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Excuse me - do you ever dance with a devil by/in the pale moon light?"
Dr. Fate
10-30-2007, 11:28 PM
http://www.qwipster.net/raiders3.jpg
JONES: "Get away from her, you *****!"
Dr. Fate
10-30-2007, 11:28 PM
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg
BATMAN: "You look somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"
Dr. Fate
11-01-2007, 11:37 AM
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
KHAN: "You think I'm not aware of our situation? You think I want to stay isolated down here? You know, I'd make a desperate effort to raise somebody in hopes of getting away from your nasty mouth Steele! But the fact is... the fact is, either we are the only ones left, or there's no one within range my puny Second World War radio signals."
CHEKOV: " We used to talk to Washington all the time. They could hear us then."
KHAN: "We were on relays then. We weren't over the air. The power is off on the mainland now in case you haven't heard, and all the shopping malls are closed!"
wiegeabo
11-01-2007, 12:55 PM
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
Chekov: "I never knew! I swear to God!"
Khan: "Swear to me!"
Dr. Fate
11-01-2007, 01:51 PM
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
Chekov: "I never knew! I swear to God!"
Batman: "Swear to me!"
Nice.
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
KHAN: "Bombs! I don't hear any bombs! If they're up there and they came all the way form Asia, don't you think they'd have brought a few bombs along?!"
CHEKOV: "But sir-"
KHAN: "But nothing, you can't have an air raid without bombs!"
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
CHEKOV: "Don't kill me, don't kill me man!"
KHAN: "I'm not going to kill you, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
CHEKOV: "What are you?!"
KHAN: "I'm Batman." [throws Chekov against the wall]
Ash J. Williams
11-01-2007, 09:22 PM
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg
Batman: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Gordon: That's it?
Batman: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it...oh yeah, pussy.
Gordon: You got it.
Dr. Fate
11-01-2007, 09:23 PM
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg
Batman: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Gordon: That's it?
Batman: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it...oh yeah, pussy.
Gordon: You got it.
What's that from?
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
Ash J. Williams
11-01-2007, 09:28 PM
What's that from?
Half Baked: http://imdb.com/title/tt0120693/
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg
Batman: I was expecting you, Inspector.
wiegeabo
11-01-2007, 09:35 PM
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg
Gordon: "So you're gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?"
Batman: "No."
Gordon: "Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?"
Batman: "No, I don't."
Gordon: "You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?"
Batman: "No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like."
Gordon: "Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer."
Dr. Fate
11-01-2007, 09:40 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
HICKS: "I have to return some video tapes."
Redwoods Wolf
11-01-2007, 10:51 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
BURKE: Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated... to determine whether or not you are mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that? HICKS:Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and f**k too much.
or
HICKS:Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.
Dr. Fate
11-02-2007, 11:58 AM
http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/beowulf2.jpg
CGI BEOWULF: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
or
CGI BEOWULF: "There Can Be Only One."
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
HICKS: "Saigon... ****; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter."
Dr. Fate
11-02-2007, 12:04 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all of this! I Want ROOM SERVICE!!! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want the $10,000 dollar a night hooker!"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."
I acctually have no idea where that quote comes from. :csad:
C.F. Kane
11-02-2007, 06:03 PM
^ Jackie Brown
Dr. Fate
11-02-2007, 09:55 PM
^ Jackie Brown
Thank you.
I really should hurry up and see that film.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Kurganface.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Kurganface.jpg)
KURGAN/VICTOR KRUGER: "Infidel defilers, they shall all drown in lakes of blood. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark, now they will learn why they fear the night."
Ash J. Williams
11-03-2007, 02:54 AM
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg
Gordon: You go in, find the President, bring him out in less than 24 hours, and your're a free man.
Batman: Bulls**t!
Gordon: I'm making you an offer.
Batman: Get a new president.
Gordon: Is that your answer?
Batman: I'm thinking about it.
Gordon: Think hard. We're still at war. We need him alive.
Batman: I don't give a f**k about your war...or your president.
wiegeabo
11-03-2007, 03:02 AM
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
Spock: "Game over man... Game over!"
Dr. Fate
11-03-2007, 10:09 AM
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg
Gordon: You go in, find the President, bring him out in less than 24 hours, and your're a free man.
Batman: Bulls**t!
Gordon: I'm making you an offer.
Batman: Get a new president.
Gordon: Is that your answer?
Batman: I'm thinking about it.
Gordon: Think hard. We're still at war. We need him alive.
Batman: I don't give a f**k about your war...or your president.
Nice use of Escape From New York there Ash. I was planning on watching that later.
wiegeabo (spelling?) - nice use of Aliens for Star Trek.
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
SPOCK: "They can be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way..."
Dr. Fate
11-03-2007, 11:07 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through, reach down her throat, and pull her f***ing heart out!"
wiegeabo
11-03-2007, 11:24 PM
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
Spock: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today."
Dr. Fate
11-03-2007, 11:30 PM
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
Spock: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today."
Hehehehehe
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
SPOCK: "The dwarf... beware the dwarf..."
Ash J. Williams
11-04-2007, 05:41 PM
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
Spock: The spice must flow.
Dr. Fate
11-04-2007, 11:19 PM
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
Spock: The spice must flow.
Hehe, Dune right?
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
SPOCK: "Wax on... Wax off..."
wiegeabo
11-05-2007, 01:01 PM
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
Khan: "When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?"
Chekov: "Yeah, basically."
Khan: "Did you speak the exact words?!"
Chekov: "Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah."
Ash J. Williams
11-05-2007, 07:28 PM
Hehe, Dune right?
Yep.
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
Spock: Let's sing something from Pearl Jam.
Dr. Fate
11-05-2007, 09:22 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "Look up the word idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?"
HUDSON: "A picture of me?"
HICKS: "No! The definition of the word idiot! Which you f***ing are!"
Ash J. Williams
11-05-2007, 09:31 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
Hudson: I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bulls**t.
Hicks: Childs, it happens all the time, man. They're falling out of the sky like flies. Government knows all about it, right, Mac?
Hudson: You believe any of this voodoo bulls**t, Blair?
Hicks: Childs, Childs...Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America. I mean, they taught the Incas everything they know.
Dr. Fate
11-05-2007, 10:00 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
Hudson: I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bulls**t.
Hicks: Childs, it happens all the time, man. They're falling out of the sky like flies. Government knows all about it, right, Mac?
Hudson: You believe any of this voodoo bulls**t, Blair?
Hicks: Childs, Childs...Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America. I mean, they taught the Incas everything they know.
Ah, the Thing.
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "So you sweethearts were gonna have yourselves a little lynching party, huh?! I might as well just put an END to you on general principles, Nauls! Did it ever occur to anyone that someone might have gotten some of my clothes and shoved them up the furnace?!"
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
KIRK: "You're a dead man, MacReady. Or a dead whatever the Hell you are."
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
CHEKOV: "You're gonna have to sleep some time, MacReady."
KHAN: "I'm a real light sleeper, Childs."
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HICKS: "I don't know what the Hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."
Dr. Fate
11-07-2007, 12:53 AM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/51.jpg
GORMAN: "Now how's this mother-f***er wake up after a thousand years in the ice?"
HICKS: "I don't know. Cause it's different from us, see? Cause it's from outer space. What do you want from me? Ask him." [points to Burke]
Dr. Fate
11-07-2007, 10:07 AM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4244/ewoksvo6.jpg
EWOKS: "We came, We saw, We kicked its ass!"
Dr. Fate
11-07-2007, 09:43 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
LEONIDAS: "You were the Chosen One!"
Redwoods Wolf
11-07-2007, 11:04 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
"I! Am! Beowulf!"
Dr. Fate
11-07-2007, 11:07 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg
LEONIDAS: "Are you a god?"
XERXES: "No."
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
LEONIDAS: "Then Die!!!"
Mr.E.Nygma
11-07-2007, 11:28 PM
Hope this one was not made yet
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
Leonidas : ADRIAAAAAAAAANNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr.E.Nygma
11-07-2007, 11:30 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
Leonidas : WHERE ARE YOU?????????
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg
Xerxes : Here
Dr. Fate
11-08-2007, 09:51 AM
Nice use of Batman Begins there.
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
JESUS: "Cocaine. Have you ever ****ed on cocaine, Nick? It's nice."
Ash J. Williams
11-08-2007, 08:14 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
Ash: Don't make me destroy you.
Dr. Fate
11-08-2007, 09:29 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
ASH: "Hey Paul, try getting a reservation at Dorsia's now!" [starts mutilating] "You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"
Redwoods Wolf
11-08-2007, 09:38 PM
Ah, evil Dead 2. :) Love that movie. Good use of quotes, too.
wiegeabo
11-08-2007, 09:50 PM
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
Khan: "Sorry Larkin, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you."
Ash J. Williams
11-08-2007, 10:07 PM
http://www.20minutos.es/data/img/2007/08/23/666574.jpg
Deckard: For all I know, you're the rat.
Batty: For all I know you're the f**king rat!
Deckard: All right, now you're using your f**king head!
Dr. Fate
11-08-2007, 10:54 PM
http://www.20minutos.es/data/img/2007/08/23/666574.jpg
ROY BATTY: "What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaelogical find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even *you* may be worth something."
RICK DECARD [fake laugh]: "Hahahaha..." [under his breath] "...son of a biotch..."
Dr. Fate
11-09-2007, 08:06 PM
http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg
BAD ASH: "Oh and Bob, remember, you are my number one guy."
wiegeabo
11-09-2007, 10:43 PM
http://www.20minutos.es/data/img/2007/08/23/666574.jpg
Batty: "Are we awake?"
Decard: "We're not sure. Are we black?"
Batty: "Yes, we are."
Decard: "Then we're awake, but very puzzled."
wiegeabo
11-09-2007, 10:45 PM
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~touch/spock.jpg
Spock: "What's your name?"
Jim: "Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim."
wiegeabo
11-09-2007, 10:46 PM
http://www.timem.com/photo/pics/chek615.jpg
Chekov: "What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?"
Khan: "I don't know... play chess... screw..."
Chekov: "Let's play chess."
Dr. Fate
11-09-2007, 11:05 PM
http://www.20minutos.es/data/img/2007/08/23/666574.jpg
Batty: "Are we awake?"
Decard: "We're not sure. Are we black?"
Batty: "Yes, we are."
Decard: "Then we're awake, but very puzzled."
I can never remember what film that's from. :csad:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice and the American Way."
http://www.clayj.com/html/M41-A(3).jpg
RIPLEY: "Heh. You're gonna end up fighting ever elected official in this country!"
wiegeabo
11-09-2007, 11:25 PM
I can never remember what film that's from. :csad:
Blazing Saddles
Dr. Fate
11-10-2007, 12:18 AM
Blazing Saddles
Been a while since I watched it.
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4244/ewoksvo6.jpg
EWOKS: "We represent the Lolly Pop Guild!"
Ash J. Williams
11-10-2007, 03:21 AM
http://www.20minutos.es/data/img/2007/08/23/666574.jpg
Batty: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Deckard: What?
Batty: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Deckard: What's that make us?
Batty: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
Hotwire
11-10-2007, 07:04 AM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4244/ewoksvo6.jpg
Token Black Ewok: What's crackin' little bit***s?
http://www.20minutos.es/data/img/2007/08/23/666574.jpg
Rutger Hauer: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Dr. Fate
11-10-2007, 12:31 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night."
Dr. Fate
11-10-2007, 08:41 PM
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/aliens/photogallery/images/37.jpg
HUDSON: "I didn't kill my wife!"
HICKS: "I don't care!"
Dr. Fate
11-12-2007, 12:36 AM
http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg
BATEMAN: "I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be, now... because I *choose* to be."
Ash J. Williams
11-12-2007, 02:25 AM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4244/ewoksvo6.jpg
Ewoks: F**K-A-DOODLE-DO!
Dr. Fate
11-12-2007, 11:07 AM
http://www.20minutos.es/data/img/2007/08/23/666574.jpg
ROY BATTY: "Do you find me sadistic?"
wiegeabo
11-12-2007, 11:11 AM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4244/ewoksvo6.jpg
Ewoks: "Gizmo caca."
Dr. Fate
11-12-2007, 12:09 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Ray, we'd like to shoot the monster, could you move please?"
Mr.E.Nygma
11-12-2007, 04:31 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
Hicks : And the last one, my favorite... a TOMMY GUN!
Mr.E.Nygma
11-12-2007, 04:33 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
Bruce Campbell : ARRRRRRRRRR!!!!! AAAAAAARHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
This was a quote from the Horseman in Sleepy Hollow
Dr. Fate
11-12-2007, 09:47 PM
http://www.nyline.org/channels/2005/news/qgj.jpg
LIAM NEESON: "I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
Dr. Fate
11-13-2007, 09:18 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-2-7.jpg
JJ: "Hello, Ghostbusters? Yes of course they're serious."
wiegeabo
11-13-2007, 09:29 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-2-7.jpg
JJ: "No, we can't do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great."
*person on phone*
JJ: "Keep 'em at 24,000."
*person on phone*
JJ: "No, feet."
wiegeabo
11-13-2007, 09:33 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-2-7.jpg
JJ: "Hello?"
Voice: "-eve -ys-"
JJ: "What? Willie Mays?"
Voice: "Svn- ay-."
JJ: "Who's gay? Hello?"
Voice: "Svn das."
JJ: "What?"
Voice: "Cn yo hr me nw?"
JJ: "Kind of."
Voice: "Can you hear me now?"
JJ: "Yes. Perfect."
Voice: "Seven days."
JJ: "Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?"
Voice: "Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now."
JJ: "So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?"
Voice: "Forget hours. This day seven days from now."
JJ: "But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?"
Voice: "Well, that depends. What holiday?"
JJ: "Martin Luther King Day."
Voice: "Then no."
JJ: "Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off."
Voice: "Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the **** out of you if you'd rather have that."
Dr. Fate
11-13-2007, 09:40 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-2-7.jpg
JJ: "Hello?"
Voice: "[indistinct] Seven days."
JJ: "What? Willie Mays?"
Voice: "[indistinct] Seven days."
JJ: "Who's gay? Hello?"
Voice: "[indistinct] Seven days."
JJ: "What?"
Voice: "Can you hear me now?"
JJ: "Kind of."
Voice: "Can you hear me now?"
JJ: "Yes. Perfect."
Voice: S"even days."
JJ: "Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?"
Voice: "Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now."
JJ: "So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?"
Voice: "Forget hours. This day seven days from now."
JJ: "But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?"
Voice: "Well, that depends. What holiday?"
JJ: "Martin Luther King Day."
Voice: "Then no."
JJ: "Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off."
Voice: "Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the **** out of you if you'd rather have that."
Hehehehe
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher."
Dr. Fate
11-14-2007, 11:04 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Sir, I've inspected this boat, and I think you ought to know that I can't swim."
redmarvel
11-14-2007, 08:31 PM
Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.
Dr. Fate
11-14-2007, 09:58 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Orlock.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Orlock.jpg)
COUNT ORLOCK/DRACULA: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Ramisghost.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Ramisghost.JPG)
EGON SPENGLER: "Swallow this!" [zaps Orlock]
Drizzle
11-15-2007, 08:52 PM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4244/ewoksvo6.jpg
Ewok in center: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Ewok on right: I am the walrus.
Ewok on left: You know what I'm trying to say...
Ewok in center: That f**king *****...
Ewok on left: Oh yeah!
Ewok on right: I am the walrus.
Ewok in center: Shut the f**k up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Ewok on right: What the f**k is he talking about, Dude?
Ash J. Williams
11-15-2007, 08:54 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
Hicks: I'm Tony Montana! You f**k with me, you f**kin' with the best!
Mr.E.Nygma
11-15-2007, 09:19 PM
http://www.nyline.org/channels/2005/news/qgj.jpg
Qui Gon : HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!
Dr. Fate
11-15-2007, 10:36 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment."
Hotwire
11-15-2007, 10:40 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
Hicks: That is a giant c***!
Mr.E.Nygma
11-15-2007, 11:28 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment."You seem to enjoy The Punisher a lot, don't you Doc? :yay::hyper: If I recall well, it's not the first quote from Punisher you mix with good ol' Hicks!
Mr.E.Nygma
11-15-2007, 11:29 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Orlock.jpg
Orlock : I am your beloved count Olaf...and welcome to my lovely home!
Dr. Fate
11-15-2007, 11:56 PM
You seem to enjoy The Punisher a lot, don't you Doc? :yay::hyper: If I recall well, it's not the first quote from Punisher you mix with good ol' Hicks!
The Punisher's okay for mindless violence, I was just looking for a good macho line to throw up against Hicks, and that seemed to suit him.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
ASH: "Grow those back!"
Dr. Fate
11-16-2007, 10:22 AM
http://i9.tinypic.com/8dx4t45.jpg
IRON MAN: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
THUG: "I know you... you're dead! We killed you! We killed you!"
C.F. Kane
11-16-2007, 01:10 PM
http://i9.tinypic.com/8dx4t45.jpg
IRON MAN:
When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
Ash J. Williams
11-16-2007, 05:17 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
Ash: Oh for f**k's sake, die would ya?
Dr. Fate
11-16-2007, 06:10 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
ASH: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
Mr.E.Nygma
11-16-2007, 07:24 PM
The Punisher's okay for mindless violence, I was just looking for a good macho line to throw up against Hicks, and that seemed to suit him. Hehe, I see
Mr.E.Nygma
11-16-2007, 07:26 PM
An approximation of a famous line
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
Why won't you let me eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti????
Dr. Fate
11-17-2007, 05:43 PM
http://i9.tinypic.com/8dx4t45.jpg
IRON MAN:
When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
Hehehehe, nice use of Wizard of Oz there.
http://www.nyline.org/channels/2005/news/qgj.jpg
NEESON: "All I know is that death in its most hideous form waits for me at the top of those stairs."
wiegeabo
11-17-2007, 05:48 PM
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Iron Man: "I am Yulaw! I am nobody's *****! You are mine."
Dr. Fate
11-17-2007, 06:18 PM
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BATMAN: "Don't just stare at it. Eat it."
Dr. Fate
11-17-2007, 06:20 PM
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HAUK: "You know how I know you're gay?"
SNAKE: "How?"
HAUK: "You have a rainbow bumper sticker that says 'I love it when balls are in my face'."
Ash J. Williams
11-17-2007, 09:37 PM
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Hauk: I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
Snake: What part of Jamaica?
Hauk: Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!
Mr.E.Nygma
11-17-2007, 10:30 PM
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Keaton : That's a really nice coat you got there
Hotwire
11-17-2007, 10:49 PM
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Snake: Have you ever had feelings for a nun?
wiegeabo
11-17-2007, 10:49 PM
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Snake: "I want that."
Hauk: "What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?"
Snake: "No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!"
Hauk: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
Snake: "We gotta go to White Castle."
Hauk: "YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!"
wiegeabo
11-17-2007, 10:51 PM
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Snake: "Would you **** me?... I'd **** me... I'd **** me hard..."
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Snake: "I want that."
Hauk: "What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?"
Snake: "No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!"
Hauk: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
Snake: "We gotta go to White Castle."
Hauk: "YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!"
You've won!
wiegeabo
11-17-2007, 11:12 PM
You've won!
Finally! :D
Dr. Fate
11-17-2007, 11:38 PM
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SNAKE: "Let me tell you about this guy I know... Jack. He was a mean kid, bad seed. Hurt people."
HAUK: "I like him already."
Drizzle
11-17-2007, 11:47 PM
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Jules: Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Vincent: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Jules: A-why not?
Vincent: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Jules: WHAT????!!! You joke?
Vincent: It must be consensual. How 'bout that?
Jules: Ahahahahaha!
Vincent: That's good, huh?
Jules: .....Is not good for me.
Dr. Fate
11-18-2007, 01:23 AM
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JOHN TRAVOLTA: "First you trade the cadillac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now you're gonna stick me right back in the joint!"
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
wiegeabo
11-18-2007, 01:46 AM
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Soldier: "I'm freakin' out, man!"
Iron Man: "Yes, you are freaking out... man."
wiegeabo
11-18-2007, 01:48 AM
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Hauk: "You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?"
Snake: "I don't know... play chess... screw..."
Hauk: "Let's play chess."
Dr. Fate
11-18-2007, 01:04 PM
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HAUK: "What are your qualifications?"
SNAKE: " Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"
Ash J. Williams
11-18-2007, 05:55 PM
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Jules: What if we get caught?
Vincent: What'll they do? Embalm us?
Dr. Fate
11-18-2007, 07:53 PM
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HERMIONE: "What are your qualifications?"
RON: "Arson, Rape, Murder, Rape."
HERMIONE: "You said Rape twice."
RON: "Well I like Rape."
Dr. Fate
11-19-2007, 10:08 PM
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KING KONG: "It's Clobberin' Time!"
Enriquespy
11-19-2007, 10:57 PM
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RON: Harry WTF are you doing looking at me? LOOK AT THOSE!!!
HARRY: Those what?
RON: Ohhh a Dumbeldore on the making!!!:dry:
(he he I made caption).:dry:
Enriquespy
11-19-2007, 10:59 PM
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KING KONG: BEHOLD THA PHALLIC THOOT!!!!
Dr. Fate
11-19-2007, 11:03 PM
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HICKS: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls."
Ash J. Williams
11-21-2007, 02:03 AM
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Hicks: Ha, I am ready for action, and I will do a first-class job.
Dr. Fate
11-21-2007, 08:17 AM
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HICKS: "I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream."
Drizzle
11-21-2007, 04:56 PM
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Donkey: "Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children."
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