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wiegeabo
11-21-2007, 06:04 PM
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/1/5/0/8/14468051-14468053-large.jpg
Shrek: "How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"
Donkey: "Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"

Dr. Fate
11-21-2007, 09:21 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"

Dr. Fate
11-21-2007, 10:40 PM
http://images.quickblogcast.com/40418-37171/film_Enchanted.jpg
PRINCESS GISELLE: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

Ash J. Williams
11-22-2007, 04:02 AM
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/1/5/0/8/14468051-14468053-large.jpg

Shrek: I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert.
Donkey: Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.

Zev
11-22-2007, 12:56 PM
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2072/largef42020human20torchjn7.jpg

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

Zev
11-22-2007, 01:54 PM
http://critikcine.canalblog.com/images/infernal_affairs.jpg

"Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want."

"Good for you and your father."

"So guess what I want."

"A new brain?"

"No. Your bike!"

C.F. Kane
11-22-2007, 02:35 PM
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2072/largef42020human20torchjn7.jpg

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

You win.

Zev
11-22-2007, 03:57 PM
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articlePics/article20827.jpg

"I'm talking about cannibalism! Developed by the Japanese in 1800s and now we're going to use it in present-day time. The eating of flesh for the sustainment of life! What do you think of that? It's about to happen!"

GeoffTheArtist
11-22-2007, 04:00 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/vigilante/07.jpg
VIGILANTE: "I changed my mind. I wanna go back."
VIXEN: "After the fuss you made about getting left behind?"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/vigilante/08.jpg
VIGILANTE: "Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet."
SHAYERA HOL: "You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy."
VIGILANTE: "I'm not? Then what's my last name?"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/vigilante/09.jpg
SHAYERA HOL: "It's, uh, uh - -I don't know."
VIGILANTE: "Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in."
SHAYERA HOL: "Guy, you have a last name."
VIGILANTE: "DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm 'Crewman Number Six'! Mommy... mommy..."
VIXEN: "Are we there yet?"

Dr. Fate
11-22-2007, 09:07 PM
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articlePics/article20827.jpg

"I'm talking about cannibalism! Developed by the Japanese in 1800s and now we're going to use it in present-day time. The eating of flesh for the sustainment of life! What do you think of that? It's about to happen!"
What's that from?

http://images.quickblogcast.com/40418-37171/film_Enchanted.jpg
PRINCESS GISELLE: "Nobody means what they say on Thanksgiving, Mom. You know that. That's what the day's supposed to be all about, right? Torture."

Ash J. Williams
11-23-2007, 03:18 PM
http://images.quickblogcast.com/40418-37171/film_Enchanted.jpg

Princess Giselle: The future is not a straight line. There are many different pathways. We must try to decide that future for ourselves.

Dr. Fate
11-23-2007, 09:32 PM
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
TONY: "Lady, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/03/Rachel_Dawes.jpg
KATIE HOLMES AS RACHEL DAWES: "Who the Hell are you?!"

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
TONY: "Name's Ash. Housewares."

Ash J. Williams
11-24-2007, 04:00 AM
Good use of an Army of Dakness quote, Fate. :up:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/03/Rachel_Dawes.jpg
"Some night, huh?"

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
"On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...and when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this..."

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead206.jpg


http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Sleepaway-camp-angela.jpg
"Aaaaaahh!"

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
"Yes, Sir, the worst accident I ever seen."

Dr. Fate
11-24-2007, 09:54 AM
Good use of an Army of Dakness quote, Fate. :up:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/03/Rachel_Dawes.jpg
"Some night, huh?"

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
"On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...and when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this..."

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead206.jpg


http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Sleepaway-camp-angela.jpg
"Aaaaaahh!"

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
"Yes, Sir, the worst accident I ever seen."
Thank you Ash.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Bruce_Campbell_Army_of_Darkness.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Bruce_Campbell_Army_of_Darkness.jpg)
ASH: "Who ya gonna call?"

Dr. Fate
11-24-2007, 10:00 PM
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2390/12tv4.jpg
BATMAN: "I feel the need! The Need For Speed!"

Ash J. Williams
11-25-2007, 07:27 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Bruce_Campbell_Army_of_Darkness.jpg
Ash: I'm Kabukiman.

Mr.E.Nygma
11-25-2007, 08:29 PM
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
Iron Man : WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE!!!!! BLIND, STUPID, SIMPLE, DOO-DAH, CLUELESS, LUCK!!!!!!!




(nowadays, the DOO-DAH is still a funny and weird bit of dialogue...)

Dr. Fate
11-25-2007, 10:37 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead206.jpg
POSSESSED HENRIETTA: "Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it."

Jack Bauer
11-26-2007, 12:05 AM
http://cosmokitty.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/indysnake.jpg

INDY: It's snakes. I can't stand snakes!

http://images.quickblogcast.com/40418-37171/film_Enchanted.jpg

PRINCESS GISELLE: A big strong man like you and you're afraid of little old snakes?

wiegeabo
11-26-2007, 12:16 AM
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articlePics/article20827.jpg
Hannibal: "So, you had a pretty big scare up there, huh?"
Clarice: "Oh yeah!"
Hannibal: "You wanna see something really scary?"



http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg

Dr. Fate
11-26-2007, 01:20 AM
http://cosmokitty.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/indysnake.jpg
INDY: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Sorry, had to do it.

C.F. Kane
11-26-2007, 05:47 AM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/jolie_fresh.jpg

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20074/beowulf2.jpg

I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33784521.jpg

Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

Dr. Fate
11-26-2007, 10:36 AM
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33784521.jpg
GRENDEL: "Shire! Baggins!"

Drizzle
11-26-2007, 11:25 AM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/jolie_fresh.jpg

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20074/beowulf2.jpg

I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33784521.jpg

Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dude, you win. That is pure gold.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/indicaps/Harry%20Potter%20and%20the%20Prisoner%20of%20Azkab an/HP_PRISONER_OF_AZKABAN_DISC1-1166.jpg?t=1196093752
Harry: "What's up?... What's with the light?"
Snape: "Who were you talking to?"
Harry: "Talkin' to you."
Snape: "Why are you so sweaty and filthy?"
Harry: "I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/indicaps/Harry%20Potter%20and%20the%20Prisoner%20of%20Azkab an/HP_PRISONER_OF_AZKABAN_DISC1-1167.jpg?t=1196093900
Snape: "Oh, for pete's sakes! You are so defensive!!! Were you...."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/indicaps/Harry%20Potter%20and%20the%20Prisoner%20of%20Azkab an/HP_PRISONER_OF_AZKABAN_DISC1-1168.jpg?t=1196094150
"...masturbating?"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/indicaps/Harry%20Potter%20and%20the%20Prisoner%20of%20Azkab an/HP_PRISONER_OF_AZKABAN_DISC1-1175.jpg?t=1196094182
Harry: "Was I mastur---no, mom! I don't masturbate!"

Dr. Fate
11-26-2007, 06:57 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are. A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung. Beowulf... Stay with me. Give me a son, and I shall make you the greatest king that ever lived. This... I swear..."

Dr. Fate
11-26-2007, 06:59 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/gerard_butler/300b.jpg
LEONIDAS: "I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!"

Drizzle
11-26-2007, 08:10 PM
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33784521.jpg
"Smeagol....why does it cry, Smeagol? Cruel men hurts us! Master tricksed us! Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false. Master is our friend...our friend. Master betrayed us. NO! Not its business! Leave us alone! Filthy little hobbitses! They STOLE IT FROM US!!!! No...no!"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20074/beowulf2.jpg
"What did they steal?"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20074/beowulf15.jpg
"Myyyyyy....PRECIOUSSSS!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

Dr. Fate
11-26-2007, 09:27 PM
http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am."

Ash J. Williams
11-26-2007, 09:43 PM
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articlePics/article20827.jpg

Clarice: I want more life, f**ker!

Alex The Great
11-26-2007, 09:54 PM
CHUCK NORRIS DEFEATED!!!
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z164/Symbiote11/walkerhit23sk.gif

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/omg.gif

*universe implodes*

Drizzle
11-26-2007, 10:33 PM
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/omg.gif
"I'm having trouble with the radar, sir. I've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps."

Dr. Fate
11-27-2007, 12:00 AM
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articlePics/article20827.jpg
HANNIBAL: "You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"

Drizzle
11-27-2007, 08:47 PM
http://disney.go.com/DisneyRecords/Read-Alongs/Beauty_and_the_Beast/media/Beast_and_Belle_Pic.GIF
Beast: Look, I'm sorry you're freaking out, but I just walked three f**king miles through Korea Town to get here! Sorry if I'm trying to lighten the mood a little!
Belle: Well, don't! Okay?! You can't take anything seriously! You didn't even read the baby books!
Beast: I didn't read the baby books. What's gonna happen? How did anyone ever give birth without a baby book? That's right! The Ancient Egyptians f**kin' engraved "What To Expect When You're Expecting" on the pyramid walls! I forgot about that! WHO GIVES A FLYING F**K ABOUT THE BABY BOOKS???!!!
Belle: It just shows your lack of commitment, Ben! That you're not in this with me!
Beast: Did you say "my lack of commitment"? Because that's what it sounded like. It almost seems as though you forgot I PROPOSED TO YOU! Like an ass hole! And you said "no" to me!
Belle: If you feel that way, then you should just go. Really. Just go. Because we didn't mean to do this together. Okay? And we tried to make it work, and that was good, I suppose...but it doesn't work. Because we are two completely different people and I think it would just be easier for the both of us if we stopped fooling ourselves!
Beast: I know this isn't you talking. It's your hormones. So I'd just like to say F**K YOU, HORMONES! YOU ARE A CRAZY B*TCH, HORMONES! NOT ALLISON! HORMONES! F**K 'EM! IT'S A GIRL! BUY SOME PINK S**T!
Belle: Nice! You are such an ass hole! You know what?! Go..GO F**K YOUR F**KING BONG, YOU F**K!!!
Beast: I will f**k my bong! Doggy style, for once!

GeoffTheArtist
11-27-2007, 09:42 PM
http://disney.go.com/DisneyRecords/Read-Alongs/Beauty_and_the_Beast/media/Beast_and_Belle_Pic.GIF
Beast: Look, I'm sorry you're freaking out, but I just walked three f**king miles through Korea Town to get here! Sorry if I'm trying to lighten the mood a little!
Belle: Well, don't! Okay?! You can't take anything seriously! You didn't even read the baby books!
Beast: I didn't read the baby books. What's gonna happen? How did anyone ever give birth without a baby book? That's right! The Ancient Egyptians f**kin' engraved "What To Expect When You're Expecting" on the pyramid walls! I forgot about that! WHO GIVES A FLYING F**K ABOUT THE BABY BOOKS???!!!
Belle: It just shows your lack of commitment, Ben! That you're not in this with me!
Beast: Did you say "my lack of commitment"? Because that's what it sounded like. It almost seems as though you forgot I PROPOSED TO YOU! Like an ass hole! And you said "no" to me!
Belle: If you feel that way, then you should just go. Really. Just go. Because we didn't mean to do this together. Okay? And we tried to make it work, and that was good, I suppose...but it doesn't work. Because we are two completely different people and I think it would just be easier for the both of us if we stopped fooling ourselves!
Beast: I know this isn't you talking. It's your hormones. So I'd just like to say F**K YOU, HORMONES! YOU ARE A CRAZY B*TCH, HORMONES! NOT ALLISON! HORMONES! F**K 'EM! IT'S A GIRL! BUY SOME PINK S**T!
Belle: Nice! You are such an ass hole! You know what?! Go..GO F**K YOUR F**KING BONG, YOU F**K!!!
Beast: I will f**k my bong! Doggy style, for once!

Where's this from? :up:

Dr. Fate
11-27-2007, 09:50 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "A beautiful girl is all-powerful and that's as good as love. That's as good as love."

Ash J. Williams
11-27-2007, 09:58 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"Ladies and gentlemen -- welcome to violence!"

Drizzle
11-27-2007, 10:00 PM
Where's this from? :up:

Knocked Up. If you haven't seen it, you should definitely check it out.

wiegeabo
11-27-2007, 10:05 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"Would you **** me?... I'd **** me... I'd **** me hard..."

Mal'Akai
11-27-2007, 10:55 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
Hermione: If somebody gets in your face and calls you a c***sucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal. I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Ron: Being called a ****sucker isn't personal?

Hermione: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

Ron: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Harry: Is she?

Dr. Fate
11-27-2007, 11:02 PM
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
LEX LUTHOR: "Black guys, help the white guys!"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_iii__revenge_of_the_sith/samuel_l__jackson/wars.jpg
MACE WINDU: "What the Hell did he just say?!"


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "He said black guys help the white guys."

Dr. Fate
11-29-2007, 10:04 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/gerard_butler/300b.jpg
LEONIDAS: "For Frodo..."

Ash J. Williams
11-29-2007, 11:02 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/gerard_butler/300b.jpg
Leonidas: HERE'S JOHNNY.

Mal'Akai
11-30-2007, 01:16 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/gerard_butler/300b.jpg
Leonidas: I'm, uh, wearing ladies underwear.

Dr. Fate
11-30-2007, 09:18 AM
http://www.markiza.sk/markiza/data/45043/__extra_3679-Batman-Returns4.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."


Okay let me try something different with that same pic -

http://www.markiza.sk/markiza/data/45043/__extra_3679-Batman-Returns4.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Oh great! "Can you check on my wife, she's hearing VOICES!" Yeah, wait until that gets around."

C.F. Kane
11-30-2007, 05:57 PM
Pics are waaaaaaaaaaay too big.

Wait, I'm not sure I put enough a's in that word:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too big.

Dr. Fate
11-30-2007, 09:23 PM
http://www.therevealer.org/images/content/superbetterfly.jpg
GEENA DAVIS: "You're one ugly mother-f***er."

Is that small enough for you Kane? :cwink:

Dr. Fate
12-01-2007, 10:24 PM
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20074/beowulf2.jpg
BEOWULF: "Thanks, Topper, I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live!"

Zev
12-02-2007, 06:05 AM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5609/boromirvq7.jpg

Boromir: NEWS TEAM, ASSEMBLE! NEWS TEAM, ASSEMBLE!

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/7922/thefellowshipoftheringvd3.jpg

Aragorn: We're right here.

Boromir: Oh, I didn't see you there.

Aragorn: We've been here literally the entire time.

DX
12-02-2007, 06:16 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/kevin_spacey/supes1.jpg

"Madness?"

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Dr. Fate
12-02-2007, 09:59 AM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5609/boromirvq7.jpg
BOROMIR: "That Night Train's a mean wine."

Zev
12-02-2007, 03:38 PM
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5994/xmenthela2dw9.png

Wolverine: I've had enough of you, Mantooth. This is gonna end right here, right now. Let's dance, dickweed!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3940/xmenthelaststandh480ptl8.png

Magneto: You wanna dance, Ron? I wanna polka.

http://www.bigfanboy.com/pages/reviews/filmreviews/2006/xmen3/atthemansion.jpg

Wolverine: Come get a taste... Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?

Beast: I don't know.

http://www.maximummovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Xmen3-128.jpg

Magneto: Alright, let's do this!

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8484/multidestinycallingcharrw6.jpg

Mr. Fantastic: Hey! If you're gonna have a fight, then don't forget Channel 2 News with me, Frank Fincher.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/742/742513/wolverine-20061030012653559.jpg

Wolverine: You dirtbags have been in third place for five years!

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/fantastic/silversurfer8.jpg

Mr. Fantastic: Yeah? Well you're about to be in DEAD place!

Drizzle
12-02-2007, 03:45 PM
Excellent use of Anchorman, Zev!!! :up:

http://upload7.postimage.org/819741_956b9be12647192806b3e179b0803257/hp19.jpg
Voldemort: "Master Yoda...you survived."
http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/uploaded_images/hp5/400/dumbledore.jpg
Dumbledore: "Surprised?"
http://upload7.postimage.org/819741_956b9be12647192806b3e179b0803257/hp19.jpg
Voldemort: "Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side! I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend!"
http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/uploaded_images/hp5/400/dumbledore.jpg
Dumbledore: "Not if anything to say about it, I have! At an end, your rule is! And not short enough it was!"
http://upload7.postimage.org/819707_956b9be12647192806b3e179b0803257/hp17.jpg
Dumbledore: "If so powerful, why leave?"
Voldemort: "You will not stop me! Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us!"
http://upload7.postimage.org/819727_956b9be12647192806b3e179b0803257/hp18.jpg
Dumbledore: "Faith in your new apprentice, misplaced may be! As is your faith in the dark side of the Force!"

Zev
12-02-2007, 03:49 PM
Excellent use of Anchorman, Zev!!! :up:

Not done yet.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/36/EvilSupermanCloseup.jpg

Superman: Not so fast, you ingrates! Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass! No commercials, no mercy!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/gerard_butler/300b.jpg

Leonidas: Como estan, *****es! Spanish Language News is here! Tonight's top story: The sewers run red with Burgundy's blood!

C.F. Kane
12-02-2007, 04:41 PM
Please say that you're not done.

Mr.E.Nygma
12-02-2007, 07:05 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_iii__revenge_of_the_sith/samuel_l__jackson/wars.jpg
Windu : English, motherf***er, do you speak it?

Dr. Fate
12-02-2007, 11:40 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
WILLEM DAFOE: "The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us."

Dr. Fate
12-03-2007, 10:00 PM
http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"

Dr. Fate
12-04-2007, 09:11 PM
http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?"

wiegeabo
12-04-2007, 09:52 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/conan1.jpg

http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
Martigan: "You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

Dr. Fate
12-04-2007, 10:23 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/conan1.jpg

http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
Martigan: "You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
Hehehehehehehehehehe. Nice. Always good to see a Spaceballs quote.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/conan1.jpg
CONAN: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Dr. Fate
12-05-2007, 12:51 AM
http://nmallory.exit-23.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lfc3kilmer1.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave."

Dr. Fate
12-05-2007, 11:44 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
MOSES: Yes! Yes! Jesus H Tap Dancin' Christ, I have seen the light!!!"

Drizzle
12-06-2007, 09:05 PM
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Harry_Potter_Order_of_Phoenix/harry_potter_and_the_order_of_the_phoenix_image_sm all_4.jpg
"Break yo'self, fool!"

Ash J. Williams
12-06-2007, 09:55 PM
http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
"28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds. That...is when the world...will end."

Dr. Fate
12-06-2007, 10:10 PM
http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "You're a dead man, MacReady! Or a dead whatever the Hell you are!"

Dr. Fate
12-07-2007, 10:24 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/36/EvilSupermanCloseup.jpg
BAD SUPERMAN: "I have seen the collapse of government after government, and they all think they can last a thousand years. Each new one always declares the last one criminal and corrupt, and always promises a future of justice and freedom."

Ash J. Williams
12-08-2007, 04:54 AM
http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
"Baby wants to f**k! Baby wants to f**k Blue Velvet!"

Dr. Fate
12-08-2007, 08:31 AM
http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
"Baby wants to f**k! Baby wants to f**k Blue Velvet!"
You know what's funny? Val actually was offered to appear in Blue Velvet, and turned it down - which he later admitted was a HUGE mistake on his part.

http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "Now are we actually gonna go before a federal judge and tell him that some moldy, Babylonian god is gonna drop in on Central Park West and start tearing up the city?!"

Mr.E.Nygma
12-08-2007, 11:42 AM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/742/742513/wolverine-20061030012653559.jpg
Wolvie : Badgers? BADGERS??? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!!!!

Drizzle
12-08-2007, 12:06 PM
http://www.jahsonic.com/ShelleyDuvall.jpg
"Who is it?"
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/The-Shining-Here-comes-Johnny.jpg
"Its Dave, man! Will you open up? I got the stuff with me!"
http://www.jahsonic.com/ShelleyDuvall.jpg
"Who?"
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/The-Shining-Here-comes-Johnny.jpg
"Dave, man, open up!"
http://www.jahsonic.com/ShelleyDuvall.jpg
"Dave?"
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/The-Shining-Here-comes-Johnny.jpg
"Yeah, Dave! Come on man, open up! I think the cops saw me!"
http://www.jahsonic.com/ShelleyDuvall.jpg
"Dave's not here, man!"

Dr. Fate
12-08-2007, 10:18 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/742/742513/wolverine-20061030012653559.jpg
LOGAN: "Some big hard-boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang - he cracks up and goes sappy."

Dr. Fate
12-09-2007, 09:26 PM
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3940/xmenthelaststandh480ptl8.png
MAGNETO: "Evil spelled backward is "live," and we all want to live, don't we?"

Jack Bauer
12-10-2007, 02:19 AM
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9564/1197085316636clinicua7.jpg

CECIL: Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.

JOHN: You never studied.

wiegeabo
12-10-2007, 02:54 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/conan1.jpg
"I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/742/742513/wolverine-20061030012653559.jpg
"How?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/conan1.jpg
"We'll kill the first born male child in every household."

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/742/742513/wolverine-20061030012653559.jpg
"...Too Jewish."

Drizzle
12-10-2007, 02:16 PM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
Robocop: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!!
Boddicker: Stop saying that!
Robocop: HELLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!
Boddicker: No!
Robocop: Now! Offer me money.
Boddicker: Yes.
Robocop: Power too. Promise me that.
Boddicker: All that I have and more. Please...
Robocop: Offer me everything I ask for.
Boddicker: Anything you want.
Robocop: I want my father back, you son of a *****.
http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/robocop-boddicker-1.jpg
http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/robocop-boddicker-2.jpg

Dr. Fate
12-10-2007, 07:01 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/conan1.jpg
"I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/742/742513/wolverine-20061030012653559.jpg
"How?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/conan1.jpg
"We'll kill the first born male child in every household."

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/742/742513/wolverine-20061030012653559.jpg
"...Too Jewish."
Is that from a Mel Brooks movie? Even if it's not, it's still funny.

Yours was good too Drizzle.

http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/dirty-harry-clint-eastwood1.JPG
DIRTY HARRY: "Dodge this."

wiegeabo
12-10-2007, 07:50 PM
It's from Blazing Saddles.

Drizzle
12-10-2007, 08:24 PM
Yours was good too Drizzle.

Thanks. :yay:

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/spiderman3_images_20.jpg
"Scarlett!"

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
"Not sure I deserved that."

Ash J. Williams
12-10-2007, 09:28 PM
You know what's funny? Val actually was offered to appear in Blue Velvet, and turned it down - which he later admitted was a HUGE mistake on his part.

Hmm...didn't know that. But yeah, I enjoy David Lynch's films and I'm eventually gonna see Blue Velvet.

http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/dirty-harry-clint-eastwood1.JPG

Dirty Harry: Don't make me destroy you.

Dr. Fate
12-11-2007, 09:19 AM
Thanks. :yay:

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/spiderman3_images_20.jpg
"Scarlett!"

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
"Not sure I deserved that."
Bwahahahahahahaha, brilliant. Wish I'd thought of that.

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did."

Ash J. Williams
12-11-2007, 11:04 PM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

RoboCop: I need another Yoo-Hoo!

Dr. Fate
12-12-2007, 01:10 AM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."

Dr. Fate
12-13-2007, 12:25 AM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "You have failed me for the last time, Admiral."

Dr. Fate
12-13-2007, 10:15 PM
http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
RICO: "I am the Ultimate Bad Ass!"

wiegeabo
12-13-2007, 10:24 PM
http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
Rico: "We represent...the Lollipop Guild."

Ash J. Williams
12-13-2007, 11:12 PM
http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
Rico: F**ker gets more pussy than a toilet seat.

Dr. Fate
12-13-2007, 11:15 PM
http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
RICO: "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

Ash J. Williams
12-13-2007, 11:16 PM
http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
Rico: Who the hell owns that dog?

Dr. Fate
12-13-2007, 11:22 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "I thought you loved me."
RON: "Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray."
HARRY: "What? I ain't gay!"
RON: "What are you talking about? You took me to that club."
HARRY: "So? They play good music."
RON: "What about our trip to San Francisco?"
HARRY: "I wanted to go shopping."
RON: "But... you made love to me."
HARRY: "First of all, you sucked my-"
RON: "Whatever!"

Ash J. Williams
12-13-2007, 11:35 PM
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7379/top10potterfl4.jpg

Sirius Black: Do you still think about girls a lot?
Harry: Yeah.
Sirius Black: How are things going at school?
Harry: I think about girls a lot.
Sirius Black: I asked you about school, Donnie.
Harry: I think about f**king a lot, in school.
Sirius Black: What else do you think about, when you're at school?
Harry: Married With Children.
Sirius Black: Do you think about your family?
Harry: I just turn down the volume and think about f**king Christina Applegate.
Sirius Black: I asked you about your family.
Harry: No, I don't think about f**king my family, that's gross.

Dr. Fate
12-13-2007, 11:57 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL: “Why don't ya kiss her instead of talking her to death?!"

C.F. Kane
12-14-2007, 06:18 PM
http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg

... if you have any poo, fling it now.

Dr. Fate
12-14-2007, 09:21 PM
http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
RICO: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Mr.E.Nygma
12-15-2007, 12:23 AM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
RoboCop : Are you Sarah Connor?

Zev
12-15-2007, 11:54 AM
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/12/iChat%20Image(3096556585).jpeg

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."

rizzo51
12-15-2007, 02:23 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3733/bowieky2.th.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bowieky2.jpg)
I may be bad...but I feel gooood

Dr. Fate
12-15-2007, 10:50 PM
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/12/iChat%20Image(3096556585).jpeg
"We've got to get off this road. They've called ahead by now and you can't outrun a Motorola."

Dr. Fate
12-17-2007, 10:08 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
DEBORAH KARA UNGER: "Don't ever stop f***ing me!"
JAMES SPADER: "Sooner- or later- I will- have- to stop."

Ash J. Williams
12-17-2007, 10:32 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg

Deborah Kara Unger: Suave! Goddamn you're one suave f**ker!

Zev
12-18-2007, 06:26 AM
http://www.belovedtigersharks.de/newcaps1.jpg

Captain Jack: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/65/77/000503676577.jpg

"It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

C.F. Kane
12-18-2007, 07:17 AM
^ what are the lines from?

Dr. Fate
12-18-2007, 10:03 AM
http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
VADER: "You look somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"

Ash J. Williams
12-18-2007, 11:13 PM
http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

DX
12-19-2007, 06:53 AM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

Robocop: "Why so serious?"

Zev
12-19-2007, 01:37 PM
^ what are the lines from?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Dr. Fate
12-19-2007, 04:58 PM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "You killed my father. Your ass is mine!"

Dr. Fate
12-20-2007, 12:17 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "You just cock-blocked McLovin!"

Dr. Fate
12-20-2007, 11:06 PM
http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
CONNERY: "I aim to misbehave."

Ash J. Williams
12-20-2007, 11:12 PM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

RoboCop: Are you username: LadiesMan217?

chaseter
12-20-2007, 11:18 PM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

Robocop: "Where is Sarah Connor?"

Fawfulhasfury
12-20-2007, 11:30 PM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

ROBOCOP: GET YOUR OWN TOTS.

Mr.E.Nygma
12-21-2007, 12:10 AM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/65/77/000503676577.jpg
Norrington : Play it again, Sam

wiegeabo
12-21-2007, 12:17 AM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/65/77/000503676577.jpg
"We're men. We're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights!"

Dr. Fate
12-21-2007, 08:04 PM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/65/77/000503676577.jpg
NORRINGTON: "This has not been honorable."

Ash J. Williams
12-22-2007, 04:18 AM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

RoboCop: That's Mr. Kaneda to you, punk!

Dr. Fate
12-22-2007, 09:51 AM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "Worfin, sayanara."
CLARENCE: "Banzai! I'll see you in Hell!"

Drizzle
12-23-2007, 11:20 PM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
Robocop: You know why I pulled you over?
Boddicker: Depends on how long you were following me!
Robocop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Boddicker: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!

Ash J. Williams
12-24-2007, 04:06 AM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

RoboCop: Since when are you a f**kin' diplomat?

Dr. Fate
12-29-2007, 10:09 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Amidala.png
NATALIE: "My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are, aren't there?"

Dr. Fate
12-29-2007, 11:44 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HanSolo.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HanSolo.jpg)
HAN SOLO: "I didn't kill my wife!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Agent_Kay.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Agent_Kay.JPG)
AGENT K: "I don't care!"

Dr. Fate
12-30-2007, 10:19 PM
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8704/serenity4802ks.png
MAL: "I just want to be inspired."

Drizzle
12-30-2007, 11:23 PM
http://www.madmikey.mu.nu/archives/Team%20America.jpg
"You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?"

http://blogs.indiewire.com/eug/archives/images/team-america-20040719101833503.jpg
"Who said we were terrorists?"

Mr.E.Nygma
12-30-2007, 11:42 PM
^^Nice, yippie-ki-yay, m0th3rf|_|c|< 3r!

http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/65/77/000503676577.jpg
Norrington : I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Zev
12-31-2007, 01:29 AM
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5355/aod031uw0.jpg

"AT LAST! My arm is complete!"

Ash J. Williams
12-31-2007, 04:21 AM
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5355/aod031uw0.jpg

"Long live the new flesh."

Dr. Fate
12-31-2007, 09:27 AM
http://www.madmikey.mu.nu/archives/Team%20America.jpg
"You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?"

http://blogs.indiewire.com/eug/archives/images/team-america-20040719101833503.jpg
"Who said we were terrorists?"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

I like Norrington quoting the Godfather and Ash quoting Videodrome as well.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Someone stop me; Oh someone please, just try and stop me!"

Hint: from a Katherine Hepburn/Cary Grant film.

Dr. Fate
12-31-2007, 10:18 PM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
BATMAN: "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

Spider-Vader
12-31-2007, 10:45 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050411/050411_darthVader_hmed2_3p.hmedium.jpg

Vader~ Throw me the whip & I'll throw you the idol

Drizzle
01-01-2008, 12:50 AM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
Batman: Now, where you goin'?
Crane: School.
Batman: Why?
Crane: To get educated.
Batman: *Why*?
Crane: So we can go to college.
Batman: And why is that important?
Crane: To get es-pect.
Batman: RE-spect. Now, who's the bad guys?
Crane: Guys who sell drugs. Guys who have guns.
Batman: And who's the good guys?
Crane: We're the good guys.
Batman: Who's gonna help you?
Crane: Nobody.
Batman: So who's gonna help you?
Crane: We're gonna help ourselves.
Batman: And who do we not want to help us?
Crane: White people.
Batman: That's right. Now get on outta here. Go to school.

Ash J. Williams
01-01-2008, 03:41 AM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg

Batman: You're in very bad trouble if you won't cooperate...

wiegeabo
01-01-2008, 03:49 AM
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3118/103tv8.jpg
Michael Douglas: "What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!"

wiegeabo
01-01-2008, 04:04 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/han2.jpg
Obi Wan: "I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate."
Han: "How?"
Obi Wan: "...We'll cross the streams."
Han: "Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!"
Chewie: "Cross the streams..."
Han: "You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog..."
Obi Wan: "Not necessarily. There's definitely a *very slim* chance we'll survive."
Han: "...I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! LET'S DO IT!"

Dr. Fate
01-01-2008, 05:46 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/han2.jpg
Obi Wan: "I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate."
Han: "How?"
Obi Wan: "...We'll cross the streams."
Han: "Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!"
Chewie: "Cross the streams..."
Han: "You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog..."
Obi Wan: "Not necessarily. There's definitely a *very slim* chance we'll survive."
Han: "...I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! LET'S DO IT!"
Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050411/050411_darthVader_hmed2_3p.hmedium.jpg
VADER: "You will bow down before me Jor-El, I swear it! No matter if it takes an eternity you will bow down before me! Both you and then one day your heirs!"

Ash J. Williams
01-02-2008, 03:52 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/han2.jpg

Obi-Wan: Were you ever a prisoner of war?
Han: Well, yes I was, matter of fact, Jack, I was.
Obi-Wan: Did they torture you?
Han: Uh, yes they did. I was tortured by the Japanese, Jack, if you must know; not a pretty story.
Obi-Wan: Well, what happened?
Han: Oh, well, I don't know, Jack, difficult to think of under these conditions; but, well, what happened was they got me on the old Rangoon-Ichinawa railway. I was laying train lines for the bloody Japanese puff-puff's.
Obi-Wan: No, I mean when they tortured you did you talk?
Han: Ah, oh, no...well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.

wiegeabo
01-02-2008, 04:10 AM
http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg
Fett: "I better go check out this Mongo character." (reaches for his gun)
Vader: "Oh no, don't do that."
Fett: "Why not?"
Vader: "If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."

wiegeabo
01-02-2008, 04:13 AM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/Ash_Shotgun.jpg
Ash: "Where the white women at?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg

Dr. Fate
01-02-2008, 09:38 AM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/Ash_Shotgun.jpg
Ash: "Where the white women at?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
Hahahahaha, nice.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
LANA LANG: "I was just going to have some iced tea and split the atom."

Dr. Fate
01-02-2008, 09:50 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/0030.jpg
BATMAN: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

Can you guess which other Michael Keaton film that line is from?

Dr. Fate
01-02-2008, 10:04 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Get out! And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves!"

Mr.E.Nygma
01-02-2008, 12:24 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/Ash_Shotgun.jpg
Ash : "Welcome to hell, Blofeld!"

Dr. Fate
01-02-2008, 12:42 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050411/050411_darthVader_hmed2_3p.hmedium.jpg

Vader~ Throw me the whip & I'll throw you the idol
Hahahahaha

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Spartans! What is your profession?!"

DX
01-02-2008, 01:15 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

JJJ: "KNEEL BOEFORE ZOD!!!"

Dr. Fate
01-02-2008, 03:28 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

JJJ: "KNEEL BOEFORE ZOD!!!"
Hehe, love the Zod.

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

Ash J. Williams
01-03-2008, 04:38 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

"Go on run, run you f**king lunatics!"

Dr. Fate
01-03-2008, 06:12 PM
http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Vodka is a luxury we have. Caviar is a luxury we have. Time is not."

byte19
01-03-2008, 06:31 PM
http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg
that'll do pig.

Dr. Fate
01-03-2008, 06:52 PM
http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg
WOLF MAN: "I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"

byte19
01-03-2008, 08:10 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/0030.jpg
i wish i could quit you!

Dr. Fate
01-03-2008, 08:15 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/0030.jpg
BATMAN: "Are you LadiesMan217?!"

wiegeabo
01-03-2008, 08:16 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/0030.jpg
Batman: "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?"

Drizzle
01-04-2008, 12:35 AM
http://www.geekcoefficient.com/blog/images/doc.jpg
Doc Brown: Oh, s***, it's Carrie Hutchins. She had the biggest tits I've ever seen.
Marty: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Doc Brown: What?! Making your tits smaller? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.
Marty: She had back problems, man. And it's not just making them smaller. They completely reshape them. They make them more supple and symmetrical.
Doc Brown: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
Marty: She's going around the corner!
Doc Brown: COME ON!

Ash J. Williams
01-04-2008, 04:08 AM
http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg
WOLF MAN: "I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"
I guess it's kinda ironic considering the fact that I watched The Elephant Man recently and you used a quote from it.

http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg

"Warriors...come out to play-ay!"

Drizzle
01-04-2008, 01:26 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/838/838786/sweeney-todd-20071130113940842.jpg (http://media.movies.ign.com/media/834/834981/image_frame.html?image_id=36&screenshot_id=5101050)
Sweeney Todd: Yippie-ki-yay, motherf***er!!!

byte19
01-04-2008, 01:48 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/838/838786/sweeney-todd-20071130113940842.jpg (http://media.movies.ign.com/media/834/834981/image_frame.html?image_id=36&screenshot_id=5101050)

rickman: dropping me? it's not really an option for ya! it's not something you could live with!
depp: i'm learning to live with alot of things.

Dr. Fate
01-04-2008, 06:24 PM
I guess it's kinda ironic considering the fact that I watched The Elephant Man recently and you used a quote from it.

http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg

"Warriors...come out to play-ay!"
Glad I could bring some irony to the thread. :grin:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Watch the suit, Norwood."

Drizzle
01-04-2008, 11:30 PM
I know the quote isn't from a movie, and I apologize in advance, but I have to do this.

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/Palpatine_vs_windu.jpg
Palpatine: You will be tased if you do not comply!

http://www.cine-collector.com/catalog/images/264259.jpg
Mace Windu: I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro!

http://www.cswu.cz/epizoda-iii/images/mace/16.jpg
Mace Windu: OW!! OW!! What did I do?!

Ash J. Williams
01-05-2008, 03:26 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

Hicks: I kick arse for the Lord!

C.F. Kane
01-05-2008, 04:06 AM
I know the quote isn't from a movie, and I apologize in advance, but I have to do this.

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/Palpatine_vs_windu.jpg
Palpatine: You will be tased if you do not comply!

http://www.cine-collector.com/catalog/images/264259.jpg
Mace Windu: I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro!

http://www.cswu.cz/epizoda-iii/images/mace/16.jpg
Mace Windu: OW!! OW!! What did I do?!

This actually fits pretty well.

Dr. Fate
01-05-2008, 09:10 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "A shadow shall fall over the universe, and evil will grow in its path, and death will come from the skies."

Drizzle
01-07-2008, 01:59 AM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
Batman: ARE THOSE ALL YOUR LUNCHES???!!!
Crane: No.
Batman: YOU MEAN YOU EAT OTHER PEOPLE'S LUNCHES????!!!!
Crane: Mmm-hmmm.
Batman: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Nightmare
01-07-2008, 07:24 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Im John Connors Father Mother ****ers!!!"

Dr. Fate
01-07-2008, 09:23 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Come with me if you want to live."

Dr. Fate
01-07-2008, 10:49 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "It's a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known."

Ash J. Williams
01-07-2008, 10:55 PM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg

Batman: You have failed us Torgo. For this you must die.

Dr. Fate
01-07-2008, 11:40 PM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg

Batman: You have failed us Torgo. For this you must die.
Hehehe, Manos The Hands Of Fate.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
BATMAN: "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do."

Dr. Fate
01-09-2008, 10:42 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Fountain_conquistador.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Fountain_conquistador.jpg)
HUGH JACKMAN: "This has not been honorable."

Dr. Fate
01-09-2008, 10:13 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
ELENA: "Bruce?"

Dr. Fate
01-09-2008, 10:16 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Dr. Fate
01-10-2008, 09:30 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/838/838786/sweeney-todd-20071130113940842.jpg (http://media.movies.ign.com/media/834/834981/image_frame.html?image_id=36&screenshot_id=5101050)
Sweeney Todd: "Good and evil, right and wrong were invented for the ordinary average man, the inferior man, because he needs them."

Alex The Great
01-10-2008, 09:33 PM
*army shoots at monster*


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b387/D3Ad2y0u/cloverfieldmonster2.gif
Monster: WHAT THE HELL?

Dr. Fate
01-10-2008, 10:03 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

Ash J. Williams
01-10-2008, 10:54 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/838/838786/sweeney-todd-20071130113940842.jpg

Sweeny Todd: I might break you in, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's b*tch.

Milu
01-10-2008, 10:54 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
"Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here . . . will have died for nothing. But . . . we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But . . . we can all go home. Well . . . I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-***** Bison's ass so HARD . . . that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home . . . and who wants to go with ME?"

Dr. Fate
01-11-2008, 09:11 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
"Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here . . . will have died for nothing. But . . . we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But . . . we can all go home. Well . . . I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-***** Bison's ass so HARD . . . that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home . . . and who wants to go with ME?"
Street Fighter?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "That night, I thanked God for seeing me through that day of days and prayed I would make it through D plus 1. I also promised that if some way I could get home again, I would find a nice peaceful town and spend the rest of my life in peace."

Jack Bauer
01-11-2008, 01:41 PM
Street Fighter?
Yeah, but I think I may have done that one in the past.


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

HICKS: My name is Lieutenant Harris! In case you missed it. This is Sergeant Callahan! In case you missed it. We are the meanest instructors here. We've got you because you are the worst people here. You are "D" Squad; "D" for "dirtbags." When I say: "Hey, dirtbags!" that means you. You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives. I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here.

Milu
01-11-2008, 03:11 PM
Yeah, but I think I may have done that one in the past.
My bad, in that case :O .

Zev
01-11-2008, 03:46 PM
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg

"'Winged freak terrorizes'? Wait'll they get a load of me."

DX
01-11-2008, 04:57 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/838/838786/sweeney-todd-20071130113940842.jpg

Sweeney: "My father's name was Antonio Andolini...and this is for him." *kills Turpin*

Nightmare
01-11-2008, 05:16 PM
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg

"Why SO SERiOUS!??!??!?!"

titan101
01-11-2008, 08:02 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/838/838786/sweeney-todd-20071130113940842.jpg (http://media.movies.ign.com/media/834/834981/image_frame.html?image_id=36&screenshot_id=5101050)

" let's put a smile on that face ..... "

titan101
01-11-2008, 08:07 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_forever/_group_photos/jim_carrey5.jpg

two face : what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss ?

riddler : sir ?

two face : the most .... you ever lost .... on a coin toss ?

riddler : i don't know . i couldn't say .

Dr. Fate
01-11-2008, 09:13 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Madness?! This Is Sparta!"

titan101
01-11-2008, 09:14 PM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1360/3748_0150.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000273/photogallery-5)

luke : don't **** with the jedi master , son .....

Dr. Fate
01-11-2008, 09:26 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Why so serious?"

protocida
01-11-2008, 09:32 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

SKELETON: Pull my finger!

protocida
01-11-2008, 09:36 PM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg

Batman: Who Killed this guy, Huh? Who Killed this Guy?

Crane: It was you! It was... You...

Batman: The **** i did! It was you! You pay this ****, you ****ing playboy. I Need to come up here to Clean your mess, yoy ****** *****!

Dr. Fate
01-11-2008, 09:41 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/249791.jpg
RAY STANTZ: "Great! Where are we going?"

Drizzle
01-11-2008, 09:59 PM
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg
"You've changed things...forever. There's no goin' back. See, to them, you're just a freak....like me!"

Enriquespy
01-11-2008, 10:03 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

SKELETON: HEY YOU!!! Why do you just called me Sandra Oh???

Enriquespy
01-11-2008, 10:04 PM
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg

"This is my came face"

Enriquespy
01-11-2008, 10:05 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_forever/_group_photos/jim_carrey5.jpg

two face : what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss ?

riddler :Why do you have to do this while i'm reading in the toilet?:cmad::cmad::cmad:

Dr. Fate
01-11-2008, 10:26 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Spartans! Prepare For Glory!"

titan101
01-11-2008, 10:47 PM
http://longlivetherepublic.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/full-metal-jacket-1.jpg

pyle : i'm going to kill you .

sgt . hartman : you IDIOT !!! you made me , remember ? you dropped me into that vat of chemicals ! that wasn't easy to get over , and don't think that i didn't try !!!

pyle : i know you did .

Dr. Fate
01-11-2008, 11:33 PM
http://longlivetherepublic.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/full-metal-jacket-1.jpg

pyle : i'm going to kill you .

sgt . hartman : you IDIOT !!! you made me , remember ? you dropped me into that vat of chemicals ! that wasn't easy to get over , and don't think that i didn't try !!!

pyle : i know you did .
Nice use of BATMAN 1989.

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Tonight, No Spartan Dies!!!"

titan101
01-11-2008, 11:34 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_forever/_group_photos/jim_carrey5.jpg

two face : be honest yo , you're down with this for the fine ass pussy , right ?

riddler : i'm down with this because i LOOOOVE animals, stupid !

two face : even sheep ?

riddler : of course . sheep are beautiful creatures .

two face :they are beautiful , aren't they ?

riddler : oh god yes .

two face : so that'd mean you'd **** a sheep , right ?

riddler : what is your damage , little boy ? you got a sick and twisted world perspective .

two face : no , you're misunderstanding me , prince valiant . i mean if you were another sheep , would you **** a sheep , if you were another sheep ?

riddler : oh ..... since you put it that way ...... you bet your ass i would .

Dr. Fate
01-11-2008, 11:58 PM
http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
VADER: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

titan101
01-12-2008, 12:01 AM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

skeletor : HEY !!!! IT'S YOU !!!! ..... MCMUFFIN !!!!!

Dr. Fate
01-12-2008, 12:13 AM
http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/EscapeFromNewYork01.jpg
SNAKE PLISSKEN: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

titan101
01-12-2008, 12:31 AM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg

batman : if you don't shut your ****ing mouth .... i will kill you !!!

Dr. Fate
01-12-2008, 12:43 AM
http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg
McCLANE: "What the f**k is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fu**in' dead!"

Ash J. Williams
01-12-2008, 04:48 AM
http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/EscapeFromNewYork01.jpg

"Hey f**k-ass, gimme a beer."

Dr. Fate
01-12-2008, 09:00 AM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg
ASH: "No Wire Hangers EVER!!!"

titan101
01-13-2008, 02:26 PM
edit .

titan101
01-13-2008, 05:51 PM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1360/3748_0192.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000005/photogallery-4)

vader : you know , sometimes i wish i did a little more with my life instead of hanging around in front of places selling weed and **** ..... like , maybe be an animal doctor . why not me ? i like seals and **** ..... or maybe an astronaut .... yeah ..... i'd be the first mother****er to see a new galaxy , or find a new alien lifeform ..... and **** it . people would be like , " there he goes . the homeboy who ****ed a martian once . "

Ash J. Williams
01-13-2008, 08:03 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg

"Your mother ate my dog!"

wiegeabo
01-13-2008, 08:07 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg
"It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!"

The-Dark-Knight
01-13-2008, 08:08 PM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
Batman: WHAT KILLED DAH DINASAURS? DAH ICE AGE.

Dr. Fate
01-13-2008, 08:15 PM
http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
DARTH VADER: "A man doesn't tell a woman what to do. She tells herself."

wiegeabo
01-14-2008, 01:11 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/0030.jpg
Batman: "Sorry Larkin, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you."

wiegeabo
01-14-2008, 01:14 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Elena: "I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!"
Zorro: "What happened?"
Elena: "It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision."
Zorro: "Isn't there something that can be done?"
Elena: "Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!"

kronos251
01-14-2008, 01:35 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg



"I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!


YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER! AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!"

Dr. Fate
01-14-2008, 08:36 PM
http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/EscapeFromNewYork01.jpg
SNAKE: "If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors. "

Ash J. Williams
01-14-2008, 11:11 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/0030.jpg

Batman: You're lucky I'm not wasting you.

Dr. Fate
01-14-2008, 11:14 PM
http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/EscapeFromNewYork01.jpg
SNAKE: "So you sweethearts were gonna have yourselves a little lynching party, huh?! I might just have to put an end to you on general principles, Nauls. Did it ever occur to anyone in the jury that someone could have gotten some of my clothes and stuck 'em up the furnace?!"

wiegeabo
01-14-2008, 11:19 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Dr. Fate
01-14-2008, 11:45 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
ASH: "Eat This!"

Dr. Fate
01-15-2008, 10:00 PM
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg
ASH: "I got a boner!"

wiegeabo
01-15-2008, 10:16 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/bubba-ho-tep.jpg

Elvis: "I'm getting too old for this ****! Somebody get me a god-damned wheelchair!"

Dr. Fate
01-15-2008, 10:44 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
ASH: "Break yourself, foo!"

Ash J. Williams
01-15-2008, 11:00 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg

"Sorry mother...mum!"

Dr. Fate
01-16-2008, 06:06 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii3.jpg
ASH: "Now I will kill you till you die from it!"

Alex The Great
01-16-2008, 06:18 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg



"I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!


YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER! AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!"


pffft



http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg

SPECIAL BEAM CAAANNNOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

1 day later

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee83/solardestruction/dailybugle.jpg

Dr. Fate
01-16-2008, 06:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/darkphoenixb.jpg
JEAN: "Khan!"

Alex The Great
01-16-2008, 06:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/darkphoenixb.jpg
''Stupid Laxatives!''

kronos251
01-16-2008, 09:33 PM
^ lmao :D



pffft



http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg

SPECIAL BEAM CAAANNNOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

1 day later

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee83/solardestruction/dailybugle.jpg



holey moley mr. jameson!!!!!!!!!!!!


dat blast wuz soo powerfull,


it blew up yore whole office


and da city



AND your riiight arrmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drizzle
01-16-2008, 11:48 PM
That's not a movie caption! :cmad:

kronos251
01-17-2008, 04:01 AM
LOL just havin fun man. chill!

Dr. Fate
01-17-2008, 10:23 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "They'll be waking up soon!"

Jack Bauer
01-17-2008, 10:42 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/4.JPG

"Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive, violent race."

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/1.JPG

"Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war. We must destroy the cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest."

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/4.JPG

"That's suicide. The cube is raw power. It could destroy you both."

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/1.JPG

"A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, ROLL OUT!"

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/wolvy.JPG

"WE ROLLIN'!"

Ash J. Williams
01-17-2008, 11:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/darkphoenixb.jpg

"Son of a b*tch must pay!"

kronos251
01-18-2008, 04:25 AM
http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg



Alien: What am I going to do with you? You simply won't... die. Are we so different, you and I? You take life when you have to... as I do.

Predator: I have only one more life to take. Then it is done.

Alien: Then take it now.

Predator: ...

Alien: They tell me your son...

Predator: ..?

Alien: ...squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife... moaned like a whore when they ravaged her again and again... and again.

Predator: The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end.
Bows head
Predator: Highness.


(cue Hans Zimmer music)

Timstuff
01-18-2008, 10:31 AM
pffft



http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg

SPECIAL BEAM CAAANNNOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

1 day later

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee83/solardestruction/dailybugle.jpg

That was incredibly stupid but it made me LOL! :D

Dr. Fate
01-18-2008, 06:49 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/wolvy.JPG
WOLVERINE: "Get away from her, you biotch!"

Zev
01-19-2008, 12:42 AM
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1712/lukeyodahw4.jpg

Luke: You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Dr. Fate
01-19-2008, 09:04 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/wolvy.JPG
WOLVERINE: "I Am McLovin."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/darkphoenixb.jpg
JEAN: "No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb F***ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F***!"

Ash J. Williams
01-19-2008, 09:12 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/wolvy.JPG

"Great Scott!"

Dr. Fate
01-19-2008, 09:20 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/wolvy.JPG
WOLVERINE: "Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape."

Zev
01-20-2008, 06:40 PM
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/8359/residentevil23aq3.jpg

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me."

wiegeabo
01-20-2008, 06:47 PM
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/8359/residentevil23aq3.jpg
"'Winged freak terrorizes'? Wait'll they get a load of ME!"

wiegeabo
01-20-2008, 06:48 PM
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/8359/residentevil23aq3.jpg
*roars*

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReview/x2/wolvy.JPG
"You're one ugly mother****er!"

xwolverine2
01-20-2008, 07:16 PM
http://i9.tinypic.com/68c4buu.jpg
from the ashes of albas roasted turkey.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/darkphoenixb.jpg


...rises the dark pheonix

Dr. Fate
01-20-2008, 08:41 PM
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/8359/residentevil23aq3.jpg
"Tell me something my friend - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

Matrix_Fan
01-20-2008, 08:48 PM
Caption #1
http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg

"I saw it! It's alive! It's HUGE!"

Caption #2
http://i9.tinypic.com/68c4buu.jpg

"I am ripper! Terror! Slasher! Gouger! I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! Mine is strength! And lust! And power! I! AM! BEOWULF!"

lordofthenerds
01-20-2008, 09:12 PM
http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
Luke: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Vader: Stop saying that!

wiegeabo
01-20-2008, 09:40 PM
http://i9.tinypic.com/68c4buu.jpg
"It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

Dr. Fate
01-20-2008, 10:13 PM
http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
Luke: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Vader: Stop saying that!
Nice one.

http://i9.tinypic.com/68c4buu.jpg
"KHAN!"

Mr. Todd
01-20-2008, 10:24 PM
Hope this hasn't been done...

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg

"The world would know that free men stood against a tyrant. That few...stood against many."

Wall-weasle
01-20-2008, 11:25 PM
Hi everyone! I'm new to this board, but I thought I would give a go at this. I hope it hasn't been done yet (there's too many pages to look at):

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg

Predator: Kiss me. Just one kiss.

Dr. Fate
01-20-2008, 11:35 PM
Hope this hasn't been done...

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg

"The world would know that free men stood against a tyrant. That few...stood against many."
That was a 300 quote in need of exposure.

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg
PREDATOR: "If this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?"

Mr. Todd
01-21-2008, 01:24 AM
http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...