Mix up movie captions

[Zev]

http://www.cswu.cz/prequels/postavy/obiwan/images/vea-duel2.jpg

"You are wonderful."

"Thank you; I've worked hard to become so."

"I admit it, you are better than I am."

"Then why are you smiling?"

"Because I know something you don't know."

"And what is that?"

"I... am not left-handed."

[Zev]

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/books/reviews/10/26/scary.books/movie.exorcist.jpg

"That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying 'As you wish', what he meant was, 'I love you.'"

[Zev]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day."

[Zev]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/daredevil1.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "A guy dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/wallpapers/christmas/nightmarebeforechristmas/images/1024x768.jpg

Christmas means carnage!

[Dr. Fate]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/110/2809/320/Indiana%20Jones.jpg
INDIANA JONES: "...they say you're the b*tch and you're the butch [indicates Harry]."
http://www.filmfanzine.com/data/images/Harry%20Potter%20and%20the%20Goblets%20of%20Fire%2 01.jpg
RON: "[I]I'm the b*tch?!"
HARRY: "Well, dude, if we were gay, that's how I'd see it."
RON: "Shut up!"
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/110/2809/320/Indiana%20Jones.jpg
INDY: "Uh-oh, honey moon's over."

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/k/W/hpotter4-24.jpg (http://teentvmovies.about.com/od/harrypotter/ss/4harrypotter4_5.htm)
HERMIONE: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
VIKTOR: "But of course you are."
HERMIONE: "Plenty O'Toole."
VIKTOR: "Named after your father, perhaps?"


http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/3abfa2d3c8f27.jpg
ELWOOD: "All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus."

JAKE: "On a more personal note Beatrice, Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend, you're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights then realize you're better off. "

[The Chairman]

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/books/reviews/10/26/scary.books/movie.exorcist.jpg
"We were all out at the zoo one day, I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who tossed him to another. Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all".

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Do I look like a cop?"

[Zev]

http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TCM/Images/Dynamic/i22/Philadelphia_FF_300x225_012320041710.gif

"You don't know what I be getting. I don't be ****ing no dopeheads. I let them suck my dick. ****, they got AIDS and ****."

[Zev]

http://www.001abc.com/Musicals/i/The%20Music%20Man.jpg

"If bull**** were music, you'd be a big brass band."

[Zev]

http://priyadi.net/wp-content/batman.jpg

"Sometimes I feel like the city is sucking away at my soul."

[Zev]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/lifestyle/img/dec02/bowlbig122202.jpg

"Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger ******* than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself."

[Zev]

http://fraser.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pretty_woman.jpg

"He better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her."

[Zev]

http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif

"You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really trying to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself, and each other."

[Zev]

http://promontoryartists.org/lookingcloser/pfcc/treebeard-large.jpg

"Since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"

[Zev]

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg

"So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip. And I'm just falling, terrified and then I think, 'Hey, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?'"

"And?"

"And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius."

[Zev]

http://www.osobnosti.cz/images/gallery/5663.jpg

"I'm not an ambi-turner."

[wiegeabo]

http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TCM/Images/Dynamic/i22/Philadelphia_FF_300x225_012320041710.gif

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"I wish the goblins would come and take you away - right now!"



Full Metal Jacket/Labyrinth

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."



Full Metal Jacket/Matrix

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"I once killed a man in Vegas, just to see him die!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.001abc.com/Musicals/i/The%20Music%20Man.jpg

"If bull**** were music, you'd be a big brass band."

That works insanely well :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TCM/Images/Dynamic/i22/Philadelphia_FF_300x225_012320041710.gif

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing."

[Zev]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7644/rent016fk.jpg

"I'm not sure you can get AIDS by burning down your house, but I get your point."

[Zev]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/9265_001_thumb.jpg

"Well, when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to this contract with a big-band leader. And as his career got better and better he wanted to get out of it. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. My father went to see the bandleader, with a contract for $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went to see the bandleader again, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, the bandleader signed the release, with a certified check of $1000."

"How did he do that?"

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse."

"What was it?"

"Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signiture or his brains would be on the contract."

[Zev]

Double post.

[The Question]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: Now, did you bring the mirror?
Thug: Check!
Robocop: Did you bring the rope?
Thug: Check!
Robocop: Did you bring the buttfor?
Thug: What's a buttfor?
Robocop: For pooping, silly.

[The Chairman]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20021.jpg
"We're d*cks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d*cks. And the Film Actors Guild are p*ssies. And Kim Jong Il is an a**hole. P*ssies don't like d*cks, because p*ssies get *****ed by d*cks. But d*cks also ***** a**holes: a**holes that just want to ***** on everything. P*ssies may think they can deal with a**holes their way. But the only thing that can ***** an a**hole is a d*ck, with some b*lls. The problem with d*cks is: they ***** too much or ***** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p*ssy to show them that. But sometimes, p*ssies can be so full of ***** that they become a**holes themselves... because p*ssies are an inch and half away from a** holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us ***** this a**hole, we're going to have our d*cks and p*ssies all covered in *****"!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/9265_001_thumb.jpg

"Okay no more bull****!"
[to deaf, lip-reading man, talking fast]
"Was there or wasn't there a woman?"

Deaf Man: "Are you serious?

"Yes I'm goddamn serious!"

Deaf Man: "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"




Hear No Evil, See No Evil

[Zev]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20021.jpg

"Today is a great day for black people of all races."

[Zev]

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/DEFGH/Fat-Albert/images/main.jpg

"Are you telling me there really is a Man?"

"What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly *white* people - make things happen!"

"So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?"

"Of course!"

"Then the entertainment industry really *is* out to get Spike Lee?"

"Come on man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!"

"Then O.J. really didn't do it?"

"Mumble mumble..."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Thug: What are you still doing here?
Robocop: Robert Duvall still lives, that is unacceptable.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20021.jpg

Dent: Now, you've got this cracka, Luke Skywalker: poster Nazi archtype, blonde hair, blue eyes. Then, you have Darth Vader, the blackest motherf**ker in the galaxy; a Nubian brother.

Reporter: What's a Nubian?

Dent: Shut the f**k up!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/DEFGH/Fat-Albert/images/main.jpg

Fat Albert: That was great! But, if it were me, I would have pulled the spine out of his ass!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.filthnetfiles.com/images/models/kristanaloken/kristanna1.jpg
PERSON IN CAR: "It's good to see you, sweetheart!"

http://www.filthnetfiles.com/images/models/kristanaloken/kristanna2.jpg
KRISTANNA LOKEN: "You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother."

[Zev]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7644/rent016fk.jpg

"Listen, sister. Nudity didn't work for Adam and Eve and it's not gonna work for you. If God had wanted us to walk around naked he wouldn't have made little animals for us to cut up and make fur coats out of."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7644/rent016fk.jpg
"It's the only answer, Lara. If he remains here with us, he will die as surely as we will."

"But why Earth, Jor-El? They're primitives, thousands of years behind us!"

"He will need that advantage to survive. Their atmosphere... will sustain him."

[wiegeabo]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7644/rent016fk.jpg
"It's the only answer, Lara. If he remains here with us, he will die as surely as we will."

"But why Earth, Jor-El? They're primitives, thousands of years behind us!"

"He will need that advantage to survive. Their atmosphere... will sustain him."


I like that. Thousands of years behind us? That must be some wicked awsome candle she's holding ;)

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg
"Do you know who I am, Mr. Worley?"

"I give up. Who are you?"

"I'm the Anti-christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. I work as a counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?"

"I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle."

"I'm glad. Hopefully that will clear up the how-full-of-*****-I-am question you've been asking yourself. Now, we're gonna have a little Q and A, and, at the risk of sounding redundant, please make your answers genuine.

(taking out a pack of Chesterfields) Want a Chesterfield?"

"No."

"I have a son of my own. About your boy's age. I can imagine how painful this must be for you. But Clarence and that b*tch-wh*re girlfriend of his brought this all on themselves. And I implore you not to go down the road with 'em. You can always take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice."

"Look, I'd help ya if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence -"

(punches him in the face)

"Smarts, don't it? Gettin' slammed in the nose *****s you all up. You got that pain shootin' through your brain. Your eyes fill up with water. It ain't any kind of fun. But what I have to offer you. That's as good as it's ever gonna get, and it won't ever get that good again. We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Mustang, a red Mustang, Clarence's red Mustang, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. Mr. Worley, have you seen your son?"

"I've seen him."

"Now I can't be sure of how much of what he told you. So in the chance you're in the dark about some of this, let me shed some light. That wh*re your boy hangs around with, her pimp is an associate of mine, and I don't just mean pimpin', in other affairs he works for me in a courier capacity. Well, apparently, that dirty little wh*re found out when we're gonna do some business, 'cause your son, the cowboy and his flame, came in the room blastin' and didn't stop till they were pretty sure everybody was dead."

"What are you talkin' about?"

"I'm talkin' about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. Wouldda gotten away with it, but your son, *****head that he is, left his driver's license in a dead guy's hand. A wh*re hiding in the commode filled in all the blanks."

"I don't believe you."

"That's of minor importance. But what's of major *****in' importance is that I believe you. Where did they go?"

"On their honeymoon."

"I'm gettin' angry askin' the same question a second time. Where did they go?"

"They didn't tell me. Now, wait a minute and listen. I haven't seen Clarence in three years. Yesterday he shows up here with a girl, sayin' he got married. He told me he needed some quick cash for a honeymoon, so he asked if he could borrow five hundred dollars. I wanted to help him out so I wrote out a check. We went to breakfast and that's the last I saw of him. So help me God. They never thought to tell me where they were goin'. And I never thought to ask."

"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from."

"Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?"

"Sure."

"Got a match Oh, don't bother. I got one. (he lights the cigarette)
So you're a Sicilian, huh?"

"Uh-huh."

"You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that ***** fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by n***ers."

"Come again?"

"It's a fact. Sicilians have n***er blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are n***ers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the w**s in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much *****in' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that n***er gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were n***ers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was *****ed by a n***er, and had a half-n***er kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?"

[Elijya]

dude, come on, it's not funny when there's that much text

[MaskedManJRK]

dude, come on, it's not funny when there's that much text

Espicially since I have no idea where the hell that's from. :confused:

[The Chairman]

Espicially since I have no idea where the hell that's from. :confused:

True Romance

[Elijya]

the picture is from Hulk, the quote is from True Romance (although, when I first started reading it, I thought it was Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

[The Chairman]

dude, come on, it's not funny when there's that much text

Okay, I admit I went a little overboard. I just really thought that that whole scene was great for the picture. But yeah, I did go a little off the deep end. Sorry.

[The Chairman]

http://www.terryxart.com/Vampire%20096.jpg
"I mean the way it is now, you're takin' the same *****in' risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a risk. Banks are easier! Federal banks aren't supposed to stop you anyway, during a robbery. They're insured, why should they care? You don't even need a gun in a federal bank. I heard about this guy, walked into a federal bank with a portable phone, handed the phone to the teller, the guy on the other end of the phone said: "We got this guy's little girl, and if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill 'er."

http://www.terryxart.com/Vampire%20070.jpg
"Did it work"?

http://www.terryxart.com/Vampire%20096.jpg
*****in' A it worked, that's what I'm talkin' about! Knucklehead walks in a bank with a telephone, not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a *****in' phone, cleans the place out, and they don't lift a *****in' finger.

[Zev]

http://www.terryxart.com/Vampire%20070.jpg

"We never got on! You can't get off if you don't get on!"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg

"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

"I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in mah belly!"

[Elijya]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg
V: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

[Elijya]

http://www.osobnosti.cz/images/gallery/5663.jpg
Alexander: I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big bright shining star. Yeah, that's right.

Boogie Nights

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

V: Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle-aged ***. But I know who I am, Val. It took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not gonna let some idiot senator destroy that. **** the senator, I don't give a damn what he thinks.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta1.jpg

"Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!"

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg

"We'll settle this the old Navy way. First guy to die...loses!"

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta1.jpg

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

Evey: What is your sexuality?

V: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial.

Evey: Are you trying to tell me you speak ***?

V: Oh, fluently.

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

V: "Nervous?"

Evey: "Yes."

V: "First time?"

Evey: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."



V/Airplane

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

V: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.

Evey: It's not. It's the same ballpark.

V: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

Evey: Have you ever given a foot massage?

V: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****in' master.

Evey: Given a lot of 'em?

V: **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

Evey: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

V: **** you.

[Dr. Fate]

I like that. Thousands of years behind us? That must be some wicked awsome candle she's holding ;)
Thanks, wiegeabo. It's from the 1978 Superman film.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg
ERIC BANA: "And how many battalions does the Sun God command?"
NICK NOLTE: "Do not mock the gods!"

[Zev]

http://www.bilbocine.com/forrest_gump.jpg

"I have AIDS."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg
"V'Ger NEEDS the information."

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg
"V'Ger NEEDS the information."


Hahahahahaha!

[C.F. Kane]

http://home.att.net/~pldexnis/potpourri1/1951CBScolor2004/DCP_3699_ruby-slippers-onD.jpg

Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.

[C.F. Kane]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

Evey: What's with that stupid grin?
V: Life's been good to me.

[Zev]

http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif

"Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out."

[C.F. Kane]

edit

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/rupert_grint/harryfire.jpg
Oh my God!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe23.jpg
You mean "oops" don't you just say "oops" and get out!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/rupert_grint/harryfire.jpg
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe23.jpg
Not "a-a-a-a-a-a-a!" Oops!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/rupert_grint/harryfire.jpg
Oops![runs away]


Goblet of Fire/ The Producers

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahahahaha!
Thanks, nice to know someone appreciates the reference to Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Feb-18-Tue-2003/photos/daredevil.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "What do you want?"
BULLSEYE: "Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask!" [pause] "You don't really think you'll win, do you?"
DAREDEVIL: "Things change."

[The Question]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Feb-18-Tue-2003/photos/daredevil.jpg

Daredevil: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/02/01/trainspotting.jpg

"I'M COVERED IN CA-CA!!!!"

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.outandaboutravel.com/jurrasic.jpg

"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you f**king ba$tard!!!"

[The Question]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/rupert_grint/harryfire.jpg

"I am the devil. I have come to do the devil's work."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Feb-18-Tue-2003/photos/daredevil.jpg

Daredevil: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/02/01/trainspotting.jpg
"Stella!"

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta1.jpg
"Ah, just the p*ssy I've been lookin' for".

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"There's my wife, Bobbie. Fastest t*ts in the west and queen of the b*llbusters. She conned me into marrying her and now she's milkin' me for alimony".

[C.F. Kane]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

FLAME ON!

[C.F. Kane]

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2005/StarWars-Episode3/movie.1/12.jpg (javascript:history.back();)

Obi-Wan: In other words, you're throwin' me out.
Anakin: Not in other words. Those are the perfect ones!



ROTS/The Odd Couple

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/rupert_grint/harryfire.jpg
"I must kill Frank Drebin".

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg
Nick Nolte: Let me just check on something.
[takes off Bana's pants]
Nick Nolte: That is a giant cock.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"You make it so easy, don't you? Always waiting for some Batman to save you? I am Catwoman. Hear me roar." [does exit via backflips]

[The Chairman]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20019.jpg
""do you know that i work at home? do you like to be interrupted when you're nancying around in your little garden? well i work ALL the time...so NEVER interrupt me. not if there's a fire. not even if you hear a thud and one week later there's a smell coming from my apartment that could only be a decaying human being and you have to hold a HANKY to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're gonna faint. not even then. or...if it's election day, and you're excited and you want to celebrate because some fudge packer you date has just been elected the first queer president of the united states...and he's going to have YOU down to camp david. even then, don't knock. not on this door. not for ANY reason. do you get me sweetheart?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/rupert_grint/harryfire.jpg
"Redrum! Redrum!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.gowallpapers.com/wallpapers/universe/Apollo_13_Takeoff.jpg

Jim Lovell: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!

[The Question]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta1.jpg

"I am.....BALLERINA MAN!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

Evey: So, tell me, Shatzi, is it true about how they say you people are...gifted?
*ziiiiiiiip*
Evey: Oh, it's true. It's true. It's true, it's true!
V: ...Baby, you're sucking on my arm.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/rupert_grint/harryfire.jpg

Ron: Jesus tapdancing Christ, I have seen the light!!!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg

David: The Banner legacy is more than bricks and mortar.
Bruce: Still haven't given up on me?
David: Never.

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg

"O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular **** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

"How many ***** is that?"

"A lot."

"Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****er and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat ****s her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a **** machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a virgin.'"

[Zev]

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/3888/vforvendettah720p6js.jpg

V: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

[wiegeabo]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

FLAME ON!


So wrong....yet so funny.


Now if he had only said FLAME OFF! FLAME OFF! in the movie.

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No *****. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"One more time again. But isn't it possible?"

[Zev]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg

"Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ****head."

[Zev]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

"Well, now that you mention it, I have sort of been feeling this burning sensation between my toes."

[Elijya]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg

"Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, ****head."
hahaha, nice :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg
"Establish dominance! Establish dominance!!!"

[The Question]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

V: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[wiegeabo]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg

"My God! Shields....Shields!

Turn into the wave!"





Perfect Storm/Star Trek VI

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2005/StarWars-Episode3/movie.1/12.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:history.back();)
HC [raspy]: "You cannot win, Ramirez! I am the strongest!"
EMcG: "My cut has improved your voice!"

[The Chairman]

http://dinonews.net/dossiers/films/jp3/images/wallpapers/jp3_12_800.jpg
"John, when was the last time you made love?"

"October 4th, 1978."

"Oh, I think we're safe."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg

"Gentlemen, do you have any last words?"

"Last words? How's aboot: 'Get me the **** out of this chair!' How's that for last words?"

[The Chairman]

I already did one with these pictures, but I'm doing another one anyway.

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fterryxart.com% 2FBatman%2520262.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1
"You know, I've been to Hawaii."

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fterryxart.com% 2FBatman%2520261.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1
"Oh really. Which island?"

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fterryxart.com% 2FBatman%2520260.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1
"Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya."

[wiegeabo]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

(Note to self)
"Next time, Jack, write a goddamn memo."




Star Wars/Hunt for Red October

[MaskedManJRK]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg

DAVID: Electricity shall now be passed through your body until you are dead, in accordence to state law. Are there any last words?

BRUCE: Yeah, I'd like a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the 'taters. I want to s**t in your hat, and I want to have Mae Young sit on my face, because I am one horny motherf**ker.

[The Chairman]

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.amazon. com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fvideo%2Fstills%2Fbatman1-large.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1
BRUCE: You killed my father.
RA'S: No, Luke. I am your father.

[Zev]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"Boone, I anticipate a deeply religious experience."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg

Joker: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

[The Question]

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.amazon. com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fvideo%2Fstills%2Fbatman1-large.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1
BRUCE: You killed my father.
RA'S: No, Luke. I am your father.


*sigh* Everyone gets that quote wrong. It's....


http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.amazon. com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fvideo%2Fstills%2Fbatman1-large.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1

Ra's: Obi Wan never told you about your father, did he?

Bruce: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Ra's: No, Luke. I am your father.

Bruce: NO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

Ra's: You know it in your heart to be true.

Bruce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[DorneyDave]

http://urbanlegend.f2o.org/movies/images/hulk2.jpg'

This is the last audition I lose to you Oscar the Grouch.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Hulk/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ewjun4.jpg

Hulk: Arghh Hulk hate constipation!

http://www.nature.com/news/2003/030616/images/hulk_180.jpg

Hulk: What the hell is illegal operation?! Hulk smash Widnows 98!

http://www.feoamante.com/Movies/XYZ/XMen/WnM.jpg

Wolverine: Thats right..instead of dating Uncle Jesse..you will now be seeing..Uncle Joey
Mystique: NOOOOOOO!

http://www.geocities.com/allxmen/pic003.jpg

Prof X: Yes Scott, I have been finding hair in the shower drain as well...I only wish I knew WHO it came from?
Wolverine: Oh..this is akward.

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/xmen/jackman.jpg

Not the safest guy to be doing the "I'm a little teapot" dance..

http://jamesmarsden.330.ca/gallery/movies/xmen2/xpromo5.jpg

Jean: *Sigh* The sex isn't what it used to be..

[The Question]

.....what movies are those from? :confused:

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
GINNY: "Who are you? Who's the man behind the bat? Maybe he can help me find... the woman behind the cat. No, that's not you... ah, there you are."

[Elijya]

.....what movies are those from? :confused:
they aren't from any

dorneydave - the point of the game is to take quotes from OTHER movies, not make up new ones

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"And this one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute up my p*ssy."

[Elijya]

oh, that's wrong....


but sexy

who is that picture of anywya? is it from harry potter?

[The Chairman]

oh, that's wrong....


but sexy

who is that picture of anywya? is it from harry potter?

Yes, it is. It's Ginny Weasely.

[Dr. Fate]

Yes, it is. It's Ginny Weasely.
And I'll take Ginny over boring old Hermione Granger any day.

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
JIM CAVIEZEL: "Listen! And understand... that Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with... it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are DEAD!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.art.com/images/-/Russell-Crowe---A-Beautiful-Mind--C10102591.jpeg

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://fraser.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pretty_woman.jpg
Edward: What do you see? Can you see anything?
Vivian: Nothing. There's nothing. Wait... there are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.
Edward: There are few who can. The language is the that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
Vivian: Mordor?
Edward: In the common tongue it reads "One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."

[The Question]

http://images.art.com/images/-/Russell-Crowe---A-Beautiful-Mind--C10102591.jpeg

"There's a bunch of birds in the skyyyyyy. And some deers just went running byyyyyy."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/xmen/jackman.jpg
"They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me."

[Zev]

http://www.tribute.ca/media/clipstream/robertenglund/images/start_title.jpg

"Drop the knives!"

"I can't."

[Dr. Fate]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00183/James_Bond_vodka_ma_183542c.jpg
BOND: "Are you a pro?"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
Ginny: "No. I'm an amateur."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.tribute.ca/media/clipstream/robertenglund/images/start_title.jpg

"I may be bad... but I feel gooood."





Army of Darkness

[wiegeabo]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/xmen/jackman.jpg


"That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama! "



X-Men/Army of Darkness

[The Question]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg

"Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00183/James_Bond_vodka_ma_183542c.jpg

"Nope. Just me baby... Just me."

[The Question]

http://www.geocities.com/allxmen/pic003.jpg

Wolverine: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET **** on us! What flavor is this?

Proffesor X: Knock it off, Jules.

Wolverine: .....What?

Proffesor X: I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.

Wolverine: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

Proffesor X: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?

Wolverine: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Proffesor X: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?

Wolverine: .....No. I didn't.

Proffesor X: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Wolverine: Why?

Proffesor X: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my ****ing business, that's why!

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
BONNIE WRIGHT: "Hi, I'm Plenty."

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
DAN RADCLIFFE: "But of course you are."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
BW: "Plenty O'Toole."

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
DR: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
BW: "Would you like some help? On the craps, I mean."

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
DR: "That's very kind of you."

[The Chairman]

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/moviestills/t/teamamerica/14.jpg
"I have found a name for my pain, and it is Batman."

[The Chairman]

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/moviestills/t/tokillamockingbird/3.jpg
"Look, Cassandra, I know I don't have his looks, I know I don't have his money, I know that when I chew I get this clicking sound in my jaw...".

[The Chairman]

http://www.filmfocus.nl/images/plaatjes/12160.jpg
"Tell me, Batman, have you ever been cold?"

[Zev]

http://www.feoamante.com/Movies/XYZ/XMen/WnM.jpg

"Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places."

[The Question]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg

"Aw hell no!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut. In order to maintain velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second right?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
"We are the nights who say....NI!"

[The Chairman]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alm005/images/L_006.jpg
"I...am an enchanter. There are some who call me...Tim."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/moviepics/hellraiser10.jpg (http://www.beyondhollywood.com/reviews/hellraiser.htm#MOVIEPICS)

"Lookie, Lookie, I got Hookie"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.angelfire.com/alt/kaijuplanet/images/IvanOoze.jpg

"Zedd's dead, baby. Zedd's dead."

[wiegeabo]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alm005/images/L_006.jpg

"Yes, I am the devil, but you can call me Will... or Peaches. I really long for affection."




Legend/The Worst Day Ever

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/mov1pix/mov05.jpg

Whoa... He just stole that dude's pizzas!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg
MOSES: "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!"

[Elijya]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
Thomas: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Jesus: It's what?
Thomas: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Jesus: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

[Elijya]

http://lavender.fortunecity.com/foxybrown/515/tank.jpg
Soldier 1: Ah! ****! I've been shot!
Soldier 2: I don't ****ing believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg
Nick Nolte: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg

Pharoh: "This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow...harness this lightning...channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
GINNY: "I'm afraid I'm gonna come home one day and find you screwing the toaster."

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
HARRY: "You'll just have to trust me."

[bored]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

"I feel pretty/ Oh so pretty/ So pretty, and witty, and gayyyy..."

[The Question]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg


Pharoh: Now, did you bring the mirror?

Moses: Check!

Pharoh: Did you bring the rope?

Moses: Check!

Pharoh: Did you bring the buttfor?

Pharoh: What's a buttfor?

Pharoh: For pooping, silly.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.filmfocus.nl/images/plaatjes/12160.jpg

He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow. He's Mr. Icicle, he's Mister 10 below.

[Zev]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2419662.jpg

"What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?"

[Zev]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/162005_7.jpg

"That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart."

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/h/11175-2.jpg

"Dude, what the **** is wrong with German people?"

[Zev]

http://wellredpress.com/Movies_TV/Movies_TV%20-%20Images/2004/hellboy_movie.jpg

"Aaah, that's the old redhead. No bitterness, no recrimination, just a good swift left to the jaw."

[The Question]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/h/11175-2.jpg

Kroenen: Here I come, God. Here I come, you ****ing rat.

[The Question]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/162005_7.jpg

Kroenen: If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe.

Rasputen: What's a dying giraffe sound like?

Kroenen: WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

[C.F. Kane]

http://secretgeek.net/image/Carrie_Blood.jpg







http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/04/simon_pegg_top.jpg

Shaun: You've got red on you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
GINNY: "I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a little lead, take a little breather in the backstretch, and then come home free."

[The Question]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Judas: Hey, Mole. You know where the "clitoris" is?

Jesus: Ze what?

Judas: The "clitoris." I have to have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me again.

Jesus: Hey, you have to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes, because I am not going be grounded again. Not for you, not for anybody!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/TPM_DarthMaul_small.jpg
MAUL: "You're just jealous 'cause I'm a genuine freak! And you have to wear a mask!"

http://members.tripod.com/~lordofsith/darth12_b.jpg
DARTH VADER: "You might be right." [b*tch slaps Maul]

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2001/11/06/attack6.jpg
"First you gotta make the money, you make the money you get the power, you get the power then you get the women."

[wiegeabo]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2001/11/06/attack6.jpg

Anakin: "Surely you can't be serious."

Obi-Wan: "I am serious. And stop calling me Shirely."

[The Question]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg


Jesus: We are so poor, we don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

Judas: She's right! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier! Au-haw-haw.

Others in bar: Au-haw-haw.

[The Question]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2419662.jpg

Ray Charles: The Christians are so poor...

Croud: How poor are they?

Ray Charles: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]

Ray Charles: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.

[ZER0C00L]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/gadgetfusion/Gordon-Adam.jpg

"thats one big pile of "sh_t"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.transfan-asylum.org/screencap/caps/starscream.jpg

When you're a jet/ You're a jet all the way

EDIT: dear God I hope this pic works
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2005/StarWars-Episode3/movie.1/12.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:history.back();)
OBI-WAN: "I... have had... enough of YOU!!!" (Kicks Anakin into the boiling lava)

[The Question]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/gadgetfusion/Gordon-Adam.jpg

"Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew."

"Yes I am, Cartman! I am a Jew!"

"No, no, don't be so hard on yourself."

[The Chairman]

http://www.jasminewatson.com/lotr/ROTK/IMAGES/AragonCrown.jpg
"I cut off your arm!"

http://www.hachimaki.info/blog/archives/dod01.jpg
"What, that?. Oh, that's just a flesh wound."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.transfan-asylum.org/screencap/caps/starscream.jpg

"Yeah, I'm so bad, I kick my own ass twice a day... s***, you ain't sayin' nothin'!"




Transformers/Dolemite

[wiegeabo]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg

"I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp."



Harry Potter/Risky Business

[The Question]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/h/11175-2.jpg

Kroenen: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?

[Zev]

http://www.jasminewatson.com/lotr/ROTK/IMAGES/AragonCrown.jpg

"It's good to be the king."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/h/11175-2.jpg

"It wasn't me. It was the one-armed man!"

[The Question]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/h/11175-2.jpg

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[wiegeabo]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

"Listen, Marty, the last man I killed I did it for $5000. For $85,000 I'd kill you 17 times."





Back to the Future/The Split
Had to use this quote since it actually used the name Marty!

[Dr. Fate]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg
MARTY: "How did you know so much about Swallows?"
DOC: "Well you have to know these things when you're king, you know."

[The Question]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Doc Brown: Are you frightened?

Marty: Yes.

Doc Brown: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

[Zev]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/gadgetfusion/Gordon-Adam.jpg

"I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right ****ing now."

"Hell yeah, I'm gonna make out with two chicks tonight!"

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/there_s_something_about_mary/_group_photos/ben_stiller8.jpg
BEN STILLER: Are you a homophobe, Dave?
MATT DILLON: No, I'm a whipping out my penis in front of you-aphobe.

[The Chairman]

Woops, double post.

[Dr. Fate]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg
DOC BROWN: "Remind me why I keep doing this."
MARTY: "Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind?"
DOC BROWN: "Ah."

[Zev]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Marty: Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank?

[The Chairman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/dawn_pic1.jpg
"We're going to have to redo every concersation we've ever had."
"I'm Jewish."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"Do I [BLEEP]ing know you?"

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
"Uh, I lent Angela my notebook, because I take such world "famous" notes. So I was wondering if I could... are you busy with something?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"Yeah, I was masturbating."

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
"Heh. Hoo! Masturbating. In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school. "

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily/09-99/09-24-99/scott2.jpg

"America, **** yeah! Comin' again to save the mother****ing day, yeah! / America, **** yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!"

[wiegeabo]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Marty: "We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!"
Doc Brown: "Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms."
Marty: "I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open."
Doc Brown: "I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job."
Marty: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."
Doc Brown: "No grenades."
Marty: *groans*
Doc Brown: "No grenades!"

[wiegeabo]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"And now for something completely different..."


http://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily/09-99/09-24-99/scott2.jpg
Patton: "Squad... CAMP it UP!"
[soldiers all chant in unison while mincing about]
Soldiers: "Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH!"
Patton: "Right now! Stop that! Silly. And a bit suspect, I think. Time for a cartoon."

[The Chairman]

http://www.audioarsenal.com/wp-content/photos/robocop.jpg
"Let's do this for Johnny!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.audioarsenal.com/wp-content/photos/robocop.jpg
ROBOCOP: "With God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

Or...

ROBOCOP: "Tomorrow is another day!"

[Zev]

http://www.audioarsenal.com/wp-content/photos/robocop.jpg

ROBOCOP: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/dawn_pic1.jpg

"Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."

http://www.thailandoutdoor.com/Gun/gunofpetch/pistol/Dirty_Harry2.jpg

"Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested."

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.horroria.com/i/nstills/90/10/9010/9010-122841.jpg

"Don't forget your penis cream"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.horroria.com/i/nstills/90/10/9010/9010-122841.jpg

"Don't forget your penis cream"

LMAO what's the quote from?

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.angelfire.com/ab6/hartnellhistory/Gladiator.jpg

Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!


Gladiator/The Life of Brian

[Elijya]

LMAO what's the quote from?
American Pie 2

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thailandoutdoor.com/Gun/gunofpetch/pistol/Dirty_Harry2.jpg
CLINT EASTWOOD: "What a fitting end to your life's pursuits... you're about to become a permanent addition to this archaelogical find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something."

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
CHARLTON HESTON: "Hahaha... [muttering] son of a b*tch."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg

"Hail to the king, baby."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg

"I have only five words for you: FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!"

[Zev]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg

"So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

"I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!"




Robocop/Ron Burgundy

[wiegeabo]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2419662.jpg

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch."

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144008/photo_24.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_kong/gallery.php?page=25&size=lores&nopop=1)
"Me Tarzan, you Jane."

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144008/photo_29.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_kong/gallery.php?page=30&size=lores&nopop=1)
"And if someone stands in the way of true justice, you walk up behind them and stab them in the heart."

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.moviesnapshot.com/1995Stills/Judge_Dredd.JPG
"Your move creep, dead or alive your coming with me"

http://www.cientifica.com/archives/robocop.jpeg
"I AM DUH LAWWWWW!!"

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_returns/danny_devito/batman.jpg
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/TPM_DarthMaul_small.jpg
DARTH MAUL: "You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you."

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg
DARTH VADER: "You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."

[The Chairman]

http://www.myjewishlearning.com/culture/Film/Film_TO/HolocaustFilm/SchindlersList_files/image002.jpg
OSCAR SCHINDLER: Good lord, it's morning! Let's face it, we'll never find it. Max, tomorrow's another day. Today's another day.

ITZHAK STERN: You can't smell it when it's under your nose. You can't see it when it's right before your eyes. You can't feel it when it's in your
hand, when it's in your pocket.

OSCAR SCHINDLER: Max, what is it? What are you doing? What's happening?

ITZHAK STERN: I'll tell you what's happening. We've struck gold. Not fool's gold, but real gold. The mother lode. The mother lode. The mother
of them all.

OSCAR SCHINDLER: You found a flop!

ITZHAK STERN: A flop, ha! That's putting it mildly. A disaster! A catastrophe! An outrage! A guaranteed-to-close-in-one-night beauty! This is freedom from want forever. This is a house in the country. This is a Rolls Royce and a Bentley. This is wine, women and song and women.

OSCAR SCHINDLER: "SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER, A Gay Romp with Adolph and Eva in Berchtesgarten." Fantastic!

ITZHAK STERN: It's practically a love letter to Hitler!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Jim, I want to talk about masturbation. Now, I just want you to know that it's-it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. And I have to admit, uh, you know. I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. I, uh-- I used to call it "stroking the salami. Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. You see? It's like-- It's like... banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game."

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Doc: Let's do the Time Warp again!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Jim, I want to talk about masturbation. Now, I just want you to know that it's-it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. And I have to admit, uh, you know. I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. I, uh-- I used to call it "stroking the salami. Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. You see? It's like-- It's like... banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's great. :D

[The Chairman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's great. :D

Thanks.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"Keep it real, homies!"

[The Question]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"




The Shining/American Psycho

[The Question]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144008/photo_29.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_kong/gallery.php?page=30&size=lores&nopop=1)

Ann: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144008/photo_29.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_kong/gallery.php?page=30&size=lores&nopop=1)

Ann: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA:up: :up: :up: :) !!!

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"There was a FIREFIGHT!"

[The Question]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"DON'T TOUCH ME OLD MAN... I don't know where you've been."

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
KID: "What do you want?"
JACK NICHOLSON: "My face on the one dollar bill."
KID: "You must be joking."
JN: "Do I look like I'm joking?"
KID [timidly]: "N-no..."

[xwolverine2]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

FLAME ON!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:up:

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"You're that geeky Stephen King kid - there's one of you in every school."

[wiegeabo]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144008/photo_29.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_kong/gallery.php?page=30&size=lores&nopop=1)

Peter Jackson: "This has got to be more than just a dirty movie - this has got to be the "King Kong" of porno movies."

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/frank_oz2.jpg

LUKE: "Big Yoda, is that another flashlight you have?"

Quote from Big Momma's House

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/frank_oz2.jpg

Yoda: "Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy."






Empire Strikes Back/Stand By Me

[MaskedManJRK]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Ohh...just the pussy I've been looking for...

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"I think I over-plucked my eyebrows!"

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch."

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"Yeah, it's all over in Dodge, Tombstone, too, Cheyenne, Deadwood, all gone, all dead and gone. Why, the last time I came through Tombstone, the big excitement there was about the new rollerskate rink that they had laid out over the O.K. Corral. I'll tell you something else, I used to work for the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show and a Congress of Rough Riders. And I rescued many stagecoach passengers from road agents and drunkard injuns... in the nick of time! Twice a day, three times on Saturday."


quote from Cat Ballou

[C.F. Kane]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/scream.jpg

LOOOOUUUUD NOOOIISES!

[C.F. Kane]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/herosurrounded.jpg

Nameless: Everybody in the whole world who hates me is now here.


Hero/Guys and Dolls

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/herosurrounded.jpg

(Note to self)
"Next time Jack, write a goddamn memo."

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"One Coca Cola and one Sex On The Beach."

[The Question]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/herosurrounded.jpg

"I'm superrrrr, thanks for askiiiiiing, all things considered couldn't be much better i must saaaay."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/frank_oz2.jpg

"Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"I have two guns, one for each of ya."

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Kid: My fight's not with you, Holliday.

Jack: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" - remember?

Kid: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.

Jack: I wasn't.

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/there_s_something_about_mary/_group_photos/ben_stiller8.jpg

Matt Dillon: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?

Ben Stiller: I'm your huckleberry. That's my game.

[Zev]

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg

Leia: "I once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die."

Luke: :eek:

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/herosurrounded.jpg

Nameless: "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

Soldier: "Um, he's sick."

[The Question]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/herosurrounded.jpg

Soldier 1: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Soldier 2: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Soldier 1: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Nameless: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

[The Question]

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Marty: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.joblo.com/nmbc.jpg

Sally: (thinking) Mother****er so skinny he can hula hoop through a Cheerio.

The Nightmare Before Christmas/Boyz n the Hood

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg

This is an A and B conversation so C your way out before D and E F you up, okay, G?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er."

[C.F. Kane]

http://warchild13.com/images/images/King%20Kong%202005%201.jpg

Where the white women at?

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"I have trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg

Big Bird: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

[The Question]

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg

Luke: I don't murder children.

Lea: I do.

[Zev]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"KAHN! KAAAAAAAAHN!"

[The Question]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Marty: Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.