Mix up movie captions

[Dr. Fate]

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MOSES: "You stay classy, San Diego!"

[Kingfish]

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[Dr. Fate]

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MOSES: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T.! Remember this ****ing face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face! I make that **** work! It does whatever the **** I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me! Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there! I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it."

[Godzilla]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg

Moses decides to use a line from The Warriors:

"CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/salieri_emperor.jpg
Salieri: "Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg

Moses decides to use a line from The Warriors:

"CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!!"
Hehe, wish I'd thought of that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/1987_predator_001.jpg
DUTCH: "There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead."

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RON: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
HERMIONE: "Why? What's wrong?"
RON: "I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[Dr. Fate]

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SARAH: "If we're gonna beat this thing, we need those pages!"
REESE: "Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."

[Jack Bauer]

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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

[Godzilla]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/salieri_emperor.jpg

"Jeez. Would you look at the butt on that!"

"Yeah .... he must work out."

[WompuM]

edit.

nevermind.

[Milu]

Fascinating, thank you. I will seek out this film.

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LEONIDAS: "Run! Go! Get to the Chopper!"
I think you mean "RON! GOE! GET TO DA CHOPPA!" ;)

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/salieri_emperor.jpg

Salieri: Now, repeat after me: "Homosexuality is the best all-round cover an agent ever had."

[Dr. Fate]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/daredevil/image/elektra_vs_dd1.jpg
ELEKTRA: "Yea, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Bleek? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you."
DAREDEVIL: "You're being really immature... You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart. I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore."
ELEKTRA: "What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?"
DAREDEVIL: "Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'."
ELEKTRA: "You just take Katrina Von douchebag to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real *****in' time!"
DAREDEVIL: "Well, I still have your underwear!"

[Jack Bauer]

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PACINO: It's like looking in a mirror, only, not.

[Dr. Fate]

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MOSES: "The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg)
MOSES: ""Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?!"


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LEONIDAS: "I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!"

[Eddie Dean]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"I'm gonna straight-up murder your ass."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/daredevil/image/elektra_vs_dd1.jpg

Daredevil: Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Elektra: No thanks.
Daredevil: No thanks? What does that mean?
Elektra: I don't wanna go.
Daredevil: Go where?
Elektra: For a ride.
Daredevil: A ride! Now that's a good idea!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6497/gbu1280e4yk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)]
MAN WITH NO NAME: "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."

[Godzilla]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"I'm here to fix the problem. Thats why they sent me! I am an expert."

*offscreen*

"Jeez. You can imagine where it goes from here."

"He fixes the cable ..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "It's not nice to fool with the dark overlords!"

[Eddie Dean]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
"Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
"Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!"
Bill & Ted. Nice. Very nice.

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RON: "I love you. You... you complete me. And I just..."
HERMIONE: "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."

[Milu]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/daredevil/image/elektra_vs_dd1.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "I'm a man who built the Eifell Tower out of metal, and brawn. You're just a woman, with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg

"I have always liked...cowabunga."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg

"I have always liked...cowabunga."
Hehehehe, nice, Ninja Moses!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
MOSES: "I can help! I can save you! I can save everybody!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/annascostumes/emmawatson-dot-ws_emma_watson2.jpg
VIKTOR KRUM: "Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you."

[Jack Bauer]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/drdoommcmahon.jpg

VICTOR: Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie?

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/983/1953/lo/f4_02.jpg

SUE: Tell 'em Steve-Dave.

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VICTOR: Would you stop saying that?

[Eddie Dean]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
"Soylent Green is people!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
"Soylent Green is people!"
:pal: Excellent. Ya beat me to it.

http://www.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg
PREDATOR: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow you soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"


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DUTCH: "Swallow This!" [start shooting]

[Dr. Fate]

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REESE: "I've learned a very important lesson today, I'll never shop east of Beverly Hills."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/1987_predator_001.jpg
DUTCH: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved."

[Dr. Fate]

I am so gonna burn in Hell for this -


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JESUS CHRIST: "No novocaine. It dulls the senses."

[Eddie Dean]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: I'm Tony Montana! You f**k with me, you f**in' with the best!"


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RON: "Do you think I'm stupid?"
HERMIONE: "I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid."


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HERMIONE: "Oh, God, how did you get away?"
RON: "I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls."





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REESE: "It's loaded. I call it my f***** gun."

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/drdoommcmahon.jpg
VIKTOR: "Because..."

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REESE: "Because its only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. You asked, Chief."

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! ****in' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, ****in' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short ****ing leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude ****s once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson *****! I wish I knew how to quit you."
JOKER: "Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mel-Gibson---Braveheart-Photograph-C12147990.jpeg

It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete *******s.

[Dr. Fate]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mel-Gibson---Braveheart-Photograph-C12147990.jpeg

It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete *******s.
Nice use of Trainspotting there.

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg
SEAN CONNERY: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lap/fantastic14.jpg

Johnny: "There's something corrupt going on around my pants but I just can't seem to locate it."

[wiegeabo]

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Johnny: "So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling. Ahh, ahh! I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize'"Holy ****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?'"

[Godzilla]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lap/fantastic14.jpg

"Believe it or not, I got Ant-Man down my pants!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lap/fantastic14.jpg
HUMAN TORCH: "You stay classy, Planet Earth."

[Matrix_Fan]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1314/alien20vs20predator7628zj1.jpg

Alien: "We could do it together! You and me! Partners!"

Predator: "Forget it Nicholas, it's Sanford."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/salieri_emperor.jpg

Salieri: "Okay, so where were we?"

Emperor: *Ahem* (Sings) "I want to have inteeercourse with you...uh ooh yeah....inteeercourse with you."

Salieri: "Relations.."

Emperor: "Inteeeercourse with you hoo hoo hoo!" (Stops singing) Right?"

Salieri: "Yeah, great, that sounds good!"

Emperor: "Alright! Groovy, groovy. Now, uh, is there a shorter word for intercourse?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
MOSES: "I'm gettin' too old for this s--t."

[Godzilla]

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg

"Come on! Let's get nuts!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg

"Hi. My name's Dewey Cox. And this is a little song I wrote called 'Take my hand.' I sure hope you like it."

[wiegeabo]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg

"I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed!"

[redmarvel]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg

MOSES: "you'll bleed through your vagina. Wait... whoops, wrong book. "

[Dr. Fate]

Mind if I steal that from ya wiegeabo -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
MOSES: "I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed!"

[Milu]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/91244_imancelebutopia12_122_242lo.jpg
"No Atomo . . . I, Superman!"

[Eddie Dean]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg
"San Dimas High School football rules!"

[Milu]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"I'm not your guy, buddy!"

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"I'm not your buddy, friend!"

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"He's not your friend, guy!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
"I'm not your guy, buddy!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"Why so serious?!"

[Ash J. Williams]

Hehehehe, nice, Ninja Moses!
Glad you liked it.

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg

"You will die in agony. Die!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/marvel/JJJ.jpg
"Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."

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"My name...is NEO!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg
"Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Do you know where you are Bartolome? You are about to enter hell. In hell Bartolome, IN HELL!: the dead world, infernal zone, damned house, tortures place, pandemonium, purgatory, avernus, fire, Satan, THE PIT!...and the pendulum."

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
"You gotta be f**king kidding."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg
"Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

Brilliant. Simply Brilliant.


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DUTCH: "I don't know what the Hell's in there, but it's weird & pissed off, whatever it is."


http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg
NEESON: "Khan!"


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JJJ: "I want the name of this flying whatchamacallit to go with the Daily Planet like bacon & eggs, franks & beans, death & taxes, politics & corruption!"



http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg
REESE: "I kick arse for the Lord!"



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HERMIONE: "You make it so difficult sometimes."
RON: "I do. I really do. You could be a little nicer though. C'mon, admit it, sometimes you think I'm alright."
HERMIONE: "Occasionally, maybe. When you're not acting like a scoundrel."
RON: "Scoundrel? Scoundrel. I like the sound of that."

[Godzilla]

http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg

"Look, I just watched Heat ... and I'm feeling ... Ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. I wonder where a guy like me, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little ... action."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
HERMIONE: "Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
RON: "A picture of me?"
HERMIONE: "No! The definition of the word idiot, which you f***ing are!"




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REESE: "Excuse me while I whip this out."

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MOSES: "What happened here today was a miracle, and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg

"It ate him...bit off his head...like a gingerbread man!"

[Dr. Fate]

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MOSES: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian ****. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy *****!"

[Godzilla]

http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg

"Sarah, John Connor can be ... strange ... sometimes. He told me that whatever didnt kill me, would just make me stranger ... before sending me back into time."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.foxhome.com/schwarzenegger/images/photocommando2.jpg
ARNOLD: "You killed my father. Your ass is mine!"

[wiegeabo]

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"My name is Optimus Prime."

[tyler-durden]

I'm suprised no one has done the obvious one.
http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg


Spartans, Tonight we dine in Hell!!!

[Dr. Fate]

I'm suprised no one has done the obvious one.


Spartans, Tonight we dine in Hell!!!
D'oh!!! Ya beat me to it. Do you think it works as well with this pic though -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
MOSES: "Spartans, eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!"

[turtlefocker]

http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg

"Sarah, John Connor can be ... strange ... sometimes. He told me that whatever didnt kill me, would just make me stranger ... before sending me back into time."

what movie?

[Dr. Fate]

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CLARK KENT: "I Am McLovin."

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MOSES: "No you're not! Nobody's McLovin! McLovin never existed because that's a stupid made up fairy tale name you f***!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg
REESE: "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"

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VICTOR MATURE: "Uh...

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REESE: "Gordon Street, Gordon Street!"

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VICTOR MATURE: "Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young."

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REESE: "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."
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MOSES: "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."

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REESE: "Thank you."

[Godzilla]

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"I ..... cant ...... move!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
RON: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[tyler-durden]

D'oh!!! Ya beat me to it. Do you think it works as well with this pic though -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
MOSES: "Spartans, eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!"

Kind of, but not really, only because of the way his arms and hands are positioned.

[OctaviousINC]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/passionchrist15.jpg
"No time for love, Docta Jones!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
"Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem?"

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-04/37544509.jpg
"Yeah, but it's just a LITTLE one!"

[Dr. Fate]

Kind of, but not really, only because of the way his arms and hands are positioned.
Nuts. Oh well, it was worth a try.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/R2_2_010223.jpg
MOSES: "The Force Will Be With You, Always."







http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
DEATH EATER: "Your powers are weak, old man."

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-04/37544509.jpg
MOSES: "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
MOSES: "I didn't kill my wife!"


http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby12.JPG
ROBOCOP: "I don't care!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-04/37544509.jpg
"You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser."

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
"Look who's talking."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-04/37544509.jpg
MOSES: "You shall not pass!"

[Godzilla]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-04/37544509.jpg

"I will strike down upon those who touch my DVD collection!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-04/37544509.jpg
MOSES: "You don't hit people in the balls you ass-hole!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-04/37544509.jpg
MOSES: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God... Damn you all to Hell!"

[redmarvel]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/5467/ff18.jpg

Can't get the hang of it, eh?

[tyler-durden]

Is there just a regular movie captions thread, where we put whatever funny thing we think of under a picture, instead o it being another movie caption.

[Dr. Fate]

Is there just a regular movie captions thread, where we put whatever funny thing we think of under a picture, instead o it being another movie caption.
Honestly, I have no idea.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/JamalIgle/Picture2-2.png
HULK: "Scared mother-f***er? Well you should be, 'cause this GREEN beret's gonna kick your big ass."

http://www3.iath.virginia.edu/Barbarians/Essays/conan1.jpg
CONAN THE BARBARIAN: "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry."

[Jack Bauer]

Honestly, I have no idea.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/JamalIgle/Picture2-2.png
HULK: "Scared mother-f***er? Well you should be, 'cause this GREEN beret's gonna kick your big ass."

http://www3.iath.virginia.edu/Barbarians/Essays/conan1.jpg
CONAN THE BARBARIAN: "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry."
Nice one, Fate. And where's that Hulk pic?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/JamalIgle/Picture2-2.png

HULK: Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.

[Dr. Fate]

Nice one, Fate. And where's that Hulk pic?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/JamalIgle/Picture2-2.png

HULK: Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.
Thanks. I found the Hulk pic in the Incredible Hulk caption thread.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c6/Ben-Hur_chariot_race.jpg/800px-Ben-Hur_chariot_race.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Ben-Hur_chariot_race.jpg)
MESSALA: "First you trade the cadillac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!"
BEN-HUR: "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

[wiegeabo]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/JamalIgle/Picture2-2.png

"I am to misbehave."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
HERMIONE: "Why did you come?"
RON: " I tried not to come. I tried, I told my love it had no right to live. But my love won't die..."
HERMIONE: "Kill it."
RON: "You kill it! Tell me you don't love me."
HERMIONE: "I cannot. Not yet. But I will make myself worthy of you Rodrigo, I will learn to hate you."



http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1091.JPG (javascript:;)
HERMIONE: "I'm a trend pimp!"



http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/sony/sm3/spiderman1lrg.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I will leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
NORMAN OSBORNE/GREEN GOBLIN #1: "Khan!"



http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/ben-hur-16.jpg
BEN-HUR: "I know it was you, Fredo! You broke my heart! You broke my heart!"

[C.F. Kane]

Is there just a regular movie captions thread, where we put whatever funny thing we think of under a picture, instead o it being another movie caption.

At this point there really should be. I think most of the really good movie-on-movie jokes have been done already.

This from the guy who started the thread. :o

[Dr. Fate]

At this point there really should be. I think most of the really good movie-on-movie jokes have been done already.

This from the guy who started the thread. :o
We can only hope that as new movies are made, new quotes worth quoting will become available. Until then, sally forth!

http://www.stephenking.com/pages/Works/the_mist/production_log/TheMist_RN_01143.jpg
NORM: "I'm not supposed to die!"

[ghost_x]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/JamalIgle/Picture2-2.png

'You can't fight here! This Is The War Room!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/JamalIgle/Picture2-2.png

'You can't fight here! This Is The War Room!'
Hehehehehe

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
JOKER: "You don't like me 'cause I'm white!"
BATMAN: "I don't like you 'cause you're gonna get me killed!"

[ghost_x]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg

Batman: You scratch my back, and i'll scratch yours

Joker: funny you should say that, as my back is located near my cock

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/6/85648895_22e27ebbf2_o.jpg
BLAKE: "You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one."

[wiegeabo]

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg

"My God. It's full of stars!"

[ferret]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1388/pdvd2609xl9.jpg

Ron: Well that's great, that's just ****in' great, man. Now what the **** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty **** now man...

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8601/pdvd2599cd8.jpg

Harry: Are you finished?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8701/pdvd2603ey7.jpg

Ron: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

[wiegeabo]

Nice. :up:

[redmarvel]

Is there just a regular movie captions thread, where we put whatever funny thing we think of under a picture, instead o it being another movie caption.

Once upon a time there was a "Caption This" thread... pretty much put a caption on any picture placed there. I'm not sure what happened to it.

[Dr. Fate]

Harry as Hicks & Ron as Hudson = very funny.

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/ben-hur-16.jpg
BEN-HUR: "You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge!"

[Batman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/batmanandjoker5.jpg

BATMAN: You like Huey Lewis and the News?

JOKER: ...They're okay.

BATMAN: Their early work was a little too... new wave for my taste, but when "Sports" came out in '83, I think they really came into their own. Commercial and artistically.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/tdk003st1.jpg

BATMAN: The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of constanate professionalism, that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, synical sense of humor.

JOKER: Hey, Halberstram?

BATMAN: Yes, Allen?

JOKER: Why are there copies of the Styles section all over the place? You have a dog? A little... chow or something? Haha!

BATMAN: No, Allen.

JOKER: [Snickering] Is that a raaain coat?

BATMAN: Yes, it is! In '87, Huey released this: Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!

*CRASH*

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/TDK4.jpg

BATMAN: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU ****ING, STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTAAARD!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/batmanandjoker5.jpg

Batman: What are you doing down here?
Joker: I wanted to talk to you.
Batman: Fine, let's talk. What do you wanna talk about?
Joker: I can't remember.
Batman: Maybe it was about Danny, maybe it was about him. Maybe it was about what should be done with him. What should be done with him?
Joker: I don't know.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/tdk003st1.jpg

Batman: I don't think that's true. I think you have some very definate ideas about what should be done with Danny and I'd like to know what they are.
Joker: I think maybe he should be taken to a doctor.
Batman: You think maybe he should be taken to a doctor?
Joker: Yes.
Batman: And when do you think that maybe he should be taken to a doctor?

*Kicks Joker*

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/TDK4.jpg

Joker: As soon as possible.
Batman: [mocking/imitating him] As soon as possible.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/batmanandjoker5.jpg

BATMAN: You like Huey Lewis and the News?

JOKER: ...They're okay.

BATMAN: Their early work was a little too... new wave for my taste, but when "Sports" came out in '83, I think they really came into their own. Commercial and artistically.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/tdk003st1.jpg

BATMAN: The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of constanate professionalism, that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, synical sense of humor.

JOKER: Hey, Halberstram?

BATMAN: Yes, Allen?

JOKER: Why are there copies of the Styles section all over the place? You have a dog? A little... chow or something? Haha!

BATMAN: No, Allen.

JOKER: [Snickering] Is that a raaain coat?

BATMAN: Yes, it is! In '87, Huey released this: Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!

*CRASH*

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/TDK4.jpg

BATMAN: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU ****ING, STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTAAARD!
Hahaha, can never go wrong mixing Batman with American Psycho.

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
HERMIONE: "You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!"

[Godzilla]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/TDK4.jpg

Batman: "I apoligize, Joker. But Gordon asked me what would I do for a Klondike bar, and the first thing that popped in there, was beating the snot out of you. But dont worry, I'll give you half of it after we're thru."

Joker: "Thanks, man."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/TDK4.jpg

Batman: "I apoligize, Joker. But Gordon asked me what would I do for a Klondike bar, and the first thing that popped in there, was beating the snot out of you. But dont worry, I'll give you half of it after we're thru."

Joker: "Thanks, man."
Hehehe

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
TONY: "Lady, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/03/Rachel_Dawes.jpg
KATIE HOLMES AS RACHEL DAWES: "Who the Hell are you?!"

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
TONY: "Name's Ash. Housewares."

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/obi-wan_kenobi_maul.jpg

Obi-Wan: "Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/obi-wan_kenobi_maul.jpg

Obi-Wan: "Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son."
Nice.

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
BEN-HUR: "Steel isn't strong, boy. Flesh is stronger."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg
JUDGE DOOM: "I've grown tired of asking this, so this will be the last time - where is the Rebel Base?"

[Ash J. Williams]

Hehehe

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
TONY: "Lady, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/03/Rachel_Dawes.jpg
KATIE HOLMES AS RACHEL DAWES: "Who the Hell are you?!"

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8062/36504415lj9.jpg
TONY: "Name's Ash. Housewares."
Nice!

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg

Judge Doom: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

[Dr. Fate]

Nice!

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg

Judge Doom: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Thanks. Hehehe, Robo-Doom.

http://www3.iath.virginia.edu/Barbarians/Essays/conan1.jpg
CONAN: "We'd make one helluva team, Snake."

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "The name's Plisken."

[Godzilla]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg

Judge Doom: "Did you just take a leak in my green tea????"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
RON: "So, you still a virgin?"
HERMIONE: "Why is my sexual status so important to you?"

(From St. Elmo's Fire)

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/ben-hur-16.jpg
MESSALA: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive. Buried alive."
BEN-HUR: "Khan!"

^Sorry, but that pic was just begging for it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/obi-wan_kenobi_maul.jpg
DARTH MAUL: "This is the day, Judah. It's between us now."
OBI-WAN KENOBI: "Yes, this is the Day."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us."

[RabbitSamurai]

^Classic. That last part eerily reminds me of Ash's speech about the Alien and how it's the "perfect organism."
Love the American Psycho, Escape From NY, and RoboCop ones too.

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg
RABBIT:This is pure nonsense. It doesn't prove a thing.
DOOM: I thought you'd feel that way, Garry. You were the only one who could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last.

[RabbitSamurai]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/tdk003st1.jpg

BATMAN: Like to talk to you about your list.
JOKER: It's no big secret. Most of the cast and crew knew about it. I didn't tell you because the dead pool is just a harmless game.
BATMAN: Sounds pretty sick to me.
JOKER: Let me tell you something, Callahan. People... people are fascinated with death and violence. That's why my films make money. They're an escape, a vicarious release of fear. Same thing with this game. Nobody takes my films *or* the dead pool seriously.
BATMAN: Well, someone gave Squares the drugs that killed him - maybe it was you.
JOKER: You can't tie me into Johnny's death just because of a coincidence. My assistant and my effects supervisor were playing the game too, why don't you talk to them?
BATMAN: Oh, we will - but nobody on their list is dead yet.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/batmanandjoker5.jpg

JOKER: Hey, look, Callahan, Johnny was a major drugs user, and I predicted he'd die this year, but that's all I did. Don't you get it? The whole idea is to pick celebrities who aren't going to make it, because they're old, or because they're sick or because they're in a high-risk profession.
BATMAN: Like police work?
JOKER: Nothing personal, love.
BATMAN: I don't like your list, Swan. I don't like being on it.
JOKER: Ah, that's, that's what this is really all about, isn't it? Well, if you got a charge to make...
BATMAN: Maybe I'll start my own dead pool, and put you on it.
JOKER: You threatening me?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/TDK4.jpg

BATMAN: You want to play the game, you'd better know the rules, "love."

[Dr. Fate]

^Classic. That last part eerily reminds me of Ash's speech about the Alien and how it's the "perfect organism."
Love the American Psycho, Escape From NY, and RoboCop ones too.

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg
RABBIT:This is pure nonsense. It doesn't prove a thing.
DOOM: I thought you'd feel that way, Garry. You were the only one who could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last.
Glad you liked it. And I liked the use of John Carpenter's THE THING here and Dirty Harry. Now I'd like to try another Apocalypse Now reference, but a different line, from one Hicks to another Hicks -

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "This Colonel guy? He's wacko, man! He's worse than crazy. He's evil. It's ****in' pagan idolatry. Look around you. ****! He's loco... I ain't afraid of all them ****in' skulls and altars and ****. I used to think if I died in an evil place, then my soul wouldn't be able to make it to Heaven. But now? ****! I mean, I don't care where it goes, as long as it ain't here. So whaddya wanna do? I'll kill the ****."

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/ben-hur-16.jpg
BEN-HUR: " Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! ****in' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, ****in' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short ****ing leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude ****s once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson *****! I wish I knew how to quit you."
MESSALA: "Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be?"

And a different one with the above pic -

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/ben-hur-16.jpg
BEN-HUR: "Archie is *not* f***ing Mr. Weatherbee!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=77117&rendTypeId=4
BEN-HUR: "Throw me the idol! No time to argue! You throw me the idol, I throw you the whip!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "I've gone up against fanatics before, and Duval just doesn't fit the pattern."

[Dr. Fate]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/ben-hur-16.jpg
BEN-HUR: "They're here already! You're next!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "What are your prime directives?"


http://www.firstshowing.net/img/ironman-08preview-lg.jpg
IRON MAN: "Serve the Public Trust. Protect the Innocent. Uphold the Law."

[Godzilla]

[http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/obi-wan_kenobi_maul.jpg

"I got the upside, you got the downside right?"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
"What do you think happened here?"

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/ironman-08preview-lg.jpg
"F**ked if I know, Bubba. F**ked if I know."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP

LEE: Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP

LEE: Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
hehehe

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
LEE: "Friendship with Saruman is not lightly cast aside!"

[RabbitSamurai]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9987/image71b2cd18de8.jpg
KURT RUSSELL: You know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
HARRY DEAN STANTON: Who?
KURT RUSSELL: Jack Burton...ME!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP

"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP

"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"
Hehehe

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
DRACULA: "Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/perfume/perfume4.jpg
THE PLUM GIRL: "Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice."

[Eddie Dean]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg
"I've had it with all this crap! All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, **** you!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg
"I've had it with all this crap! All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, **** you!"
What's that from?

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/perfume/perfume4.jpg
THE PLUM GIRL: "How are you supposed to get back?"

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
BEN-HUR: "I can't. Nobody goes home. Nobody else comes through. It's just him and me."

[Eddie Dean]

What's that from?
Walk Hard

[Dr. Fate]

Walk Hard
Thanks.

I still need to see that.

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
DRACULA: "You will no longer stand between me & my destiny!"

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=77117&rendTypeId=4
BEN-HUR: "I will. I told you it was always between us."

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
DRACULA: "How I ache to smash you out of existance! To drive your cursed face from my memory forever!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg

Judge Doom: Wilkins! Wilkins! If that damn dog craps in the courtyard one more time, I'm just gonna bake his little butt for breakfast!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
DRACULA: "You stay classy, San Diego."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
"Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy? "

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=77117&rendTypeId=4
"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er."

[Jack Bauer]

Thanks, Fate, for the comment.

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP

LEE: We should be ****in' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to ****ing acknowledge it!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

BIEHN: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Fate, for the comment.

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP

LEE: We should be ****in' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to ****ing acknowledge it!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

BIEHN: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?
Sure thing Jack. This one's also funny.

I also like the use of Dracula/Die Hard/Ben-Hur wiebago.

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
DRACULA: "Are all men from the future loud mouthed braggarts?!"

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Nope, just me, baby. Just me."


http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=77117&rendTypeId=4
BEN-HUR: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
Venom: "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP

LEE: That is the craziest son of a ***** I've ever seen.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
VENOM: "Welcome to Hell, little man! And I... Am... The Devil!"

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
DRACULA: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Solitaire_and_Bond_in_bed.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Solitaire_and_Bond_in_bed.jpg)
SOLITAIRE: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
VENOM: "Winged Freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me!"

[RabbitSamurai]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Solitaire_and_Bond_in_bed.jpg

HIM: I don't think we should see each other any more.
HER: Why? What's wrong?
HIM: I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Solitaire_and_Bond_in_bed.jpg

HIM: I don't think we should see each other any more.
HER: Why? What's wrong?
HIM: I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
Hehe, nice, I always figured Bond was a British Psycho. :cwink:

http://www.videowatchdog.com/watchblog/uploaded_images/_003-774992.BMP
DRACULA: "This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them. You'll see. I'll show you."

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=77117&rendTypeId=4
BEN-HUR: "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming!"

[RabbitSamurai]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg
DOOM:There is nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know.
ROGER: Well, you're forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008 replaces me.
DOOM: I trust he will be more successful.

[Dr. Fate]

And a nice use of Goldfinger there.

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg
ROGER RABBIT: "I'm betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash."
JUDGE DOOM: " No, no, I kill the bus driver."

[Riven]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg

JUDGE DOOM: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
ROGER: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


(Donnie Darko)

[RabbitSamurai]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg

JUDGE DOOM: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
ROGER: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


(Donnie Darko)

How did I not think of that? Applause. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/ben-hur-16.jpg
BEN-HUR: "You can't have an air raid Without BOMBS!!!"

[Riven]

http://www.vistawallpapers.com/image.php?v=./data/media/127/ratatouille_wallpaper_2.jpg

EMILE: Don't suppose you want a taste? I just keep offering, thinking maybe some day you'll get wise.
REMI: There's nothing wise in what you do, Flass.
EMILE: Well, Jimbo, you don't take the taste... makes us guys nervous.
REMI: I'm no rat! In a town this bent, who's there to rat to anyway?

(Batman Begins)

[Riven]

Double post

[Eddie Dean]

Ha ha, nice one Raven.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg

Joker: I am Dr. Bedlo's son!
Batman: I am sorry...

[RabbitSamurai]

http://www.starkindustries.ru/_ph/3/2/268762806.jpg
"F**k me! F**k me! F**k me! F**k me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.vistawallpapers.com/image.php?v=./data/media/127/ratatouille_wallpaper_2.jpg

EMILE: Don't suppose you want a taste? I just keep offering, thinking maybe some day you'll get wise.
REMI: There's nothing wise in what you do, Flass.
EMILE: Well, Jimbo, you don't take the taste... makes us guys nervous.
REMI: I'm no rat! In a town this bent, who's there to rat to anyway?

(Batman Begins)
Hehehehehe

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/ben-hur-16.jpg
BEN-HUR: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God Damn You All To Hell!!!"

Sorry, had to do it, the pic was just begging for it.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
JOKER: "You look somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070925/american01_l.jpg

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've ever caught me doing.

[wiegeabo]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070925/american01_l.jpg

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've ever caught me doing.


The expression on his face is perfect.

[Dr. Fate]

The expression on his face is perfect.
Agreed.

http://www.nanarland.com/acteurs/valkilmer/valkilmer3.jpg
BATMAN: "You seem a decent fellow. I would hate to kill you."

http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
BATMAN: "Flame On!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070925/american01_l.jpg
"Where the white women at?"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png

Joker: So what's your name, darlin'?
Girl: Kate. What's yours?
Joker: Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you, Kate

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/104724batmanreturns12.jpg
"Face it, Tony, my suit is more advanced in every way!"

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Reeve---Superman-Photograph-C10102842.jpeg
"Yeah? How'd you fix the icing problem?"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"Icing problem?"

[Milu]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/21/superman_messiah_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg
"You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2008/05/02/bfiron.jpg
"You might be right."

[RabbitSamurai]

http://www.movievillains.com/images/carterburke.jpg
"That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?"

http://popcultureheroines.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/ellenripley.jpg
"...Revenge."

[RabbitSamurai]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aliens/aliens_shot1s.jpg
"What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aliens/aliens_shot2l.jpg
"Nope, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12."

http://5thdigital.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/aliens/2cha_imgripley.jpg
"That's gotta be some cockroach."

http://www.alienscollection.com/queenchamber.jpg

http://www.the11thhour.com/archives/052000/videoreviews/images/aliens3.jpg
"Bite your head off, man."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aliens/aliens_shot1s.jpg
"What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aliens/aliens_shot2l.jpg
"Nope, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12."

http://5thdigital.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/aliens/2cha_imgripley.jpg
"That's gotta be some cockroach."

http://www.alienscollection.com/queenchamber.jpg

http://www.zelluloid.de/images/news/45afbff4d482e.jpg
"Bite your head off, man."
Hehehe, nice use of Ghostbusters, though the last pic doesn't seem to be showing up (it's giving me zelluloid.de)

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aliens/aliens_shot2l.jpg
HICKS: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."


http://5thdigital.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/aliens/2cha_imgripley.jpg
RIPLEY: "Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. That's what momma always says. She says that beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. Try to remember that when you find yourself at a new beginning. Just give hope a chance to float up. And it will..."

[RabbitSamurai]

Thanks. I like the Predator reference, the other one I'm not familiar with.


http://www.gbgrid.com/images/ghostbusters/gbms29.jpg
"...sccaught you ssmokinggthere, bud."

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/032/aykroyd892_embed.jpg
"You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead. I'm just imagining this, so shut the hell up."

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks. I like the Predator reference, the other one I'm not familiar with.
http://www.gbgrid.com/images/ghostbusters/gbms29.jpg
"...sccaught you ssmokinggthere, bud."

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/032/aykroyd892_embed.jpg
"You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead. I'm just imagining this, so shut the hell up."
Glad you liked the Predator reference. The other line comes from Hope Floats; it was today's IMDB quote of the day.

What's that quote from?

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aliens/aliens_shot2l.jpg
HICKS: "I don't know what the Hell's in there, but it's weird & pissed off, whatever it is."

[Riven]

http://forums.superherohype.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5266&stc=1&d=1210460694

Falcone:Great tan, Halberstram. I mean, really impressive. Where do you tan?
Gordon: Salon.
Falcone: I have a tanning bed at home. You should look into it.


(American Psycho)

[RabbitSamurai]

Glad you liked the Predator reference. The other line comes from Hope Floats; it was today's IMDB quote of the day.

What's that quote from?


Sin City.

[wiegeabo]

http://i28.tinypic.com/ab2jcy.jpg

Blonsky: "...This is some ****ed up repugnant ****."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.gbgrid.com/images/ghostbusters/gbms29.jpg
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/032/aykroyd892_embed.jpg
STANTZ: "You're one ugly mother-f***er..."

[Starbird]

http://i30.tinypic.com/149w7ir.jpg
You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is *** and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.

[Dr. Fate]

http://nmallory.exit-23.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lfc3kilmer1.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."

http://www.movievillains.com/images/carterburke.jpg
BURKE: "What are you?!"

http://nmallory.exit-23.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lfc3kilmer1.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "I'm Batman."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Reeve---Superman-Photograph-C10102842.jpeg
"What part of 'You're fired' don't you understand?"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Reeve---Superman-Photograph-C10102842.jpeg
"What part of 'You're fired' don't you understand?"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"..."
What's that from?

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "Prepare to be f***ed by the long dick of the law!"

[Ash J. Williams]

What's that from?
Willard, which features a great performance by Crispin Glover: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310357/

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

RoboCop: This is your last chance! Surrender now!
Boddicker: DEATH FIRST!

[Dr. Fate]

Thank you.

Ah. Princess Bride I think.

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
VADER: "It's not nice to fool with the Dark Overlords!"

[wiegeabo]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Vader: "Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son."

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Vader: "Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son."
Hehe, wish I'd thought of that.

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "Batman?! Batman?! Can someone please tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/192748.1020.A.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/192748.1020.A.jpg)
HARVEY LOGAN: "You... don't... hit... people... in the... balls... you ass-hole!"

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/192748.1020.A.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/192748.1020.A.jpg)
"Grow those back."

[Batman]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Storm Trooper: I'm sick of you poaching my customers.

Vader: I'm sick of your cry-baby bull****.

[Ash J. Williams]

Ah. Princess Bride I think.
Yep.

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Vader: We get a lotta assh**es in here, Marty.

[tyler-durden]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

Al Pacino: Attica!! Attica!! Attica!!.....

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/192748.1020.A.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/192748.1020.A.jpg)
"Grow those back."
Hehe, nice use of X-Men 3 there.

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Inidel defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark, now they will learn why they fear the night."

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/Banner.jpg
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/Banner.jpg
"You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/stanislav_ianevski31.jpg
KRUM: "Yes, Evey. I am V. At last you know the truth. You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks. Viva la revolution!"
HERMIONE: " That is *not* funny, Gordon."
KRUM: " Yeah, I know. I'm useless without a studio audience."

[Matrix_Fan]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

Pacino: GET THAT WEAK SH** OFF MY TRACK!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
PACINO: "This town needs an enema!"

[RabbitSamurai]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/Banner.jpg
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."


Nice. :up:

The "Grow those back" and the last Vader one are good too. Is that a Conan quote there, FAte?

[Goddamn Batman]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Darth Vader: Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.

[Dr. Fate]

Nice. :up:

The "Grow those back" and the last Vader one are good too. Is that a Conan quote there, FAte?
Thanks. You are correct, Rabbit, that is a Conan the Barbarian (1982) quote, chosen because it was spoken by James Earl Jones' Thulsa Doom (who was actually originally a character in the Kull stories, also by Robert E. Howard), and connected with Vader since JEJ is Vader's voice.

Goddamn_Batman - nice one.

http://nmallory.exit-23.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lfc3kilmer1.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line."

http://www.movievillains.com/images/carterburke.jpg
BURKE: "Well you crossed the line first sir."


http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Starting tonight, people will die. I'm a man of my word."

[Goddamn Batman]

http://www.olgabaclanova.com/picture_gallery/movies/man_who_laughs/sf_gwynplaine_gets_vamped_6.jpg

Gwynplaine: A little fight in ya. I like that.

http://www.twistedsiblings.com/gallery/albums/random_pics/Nosferatu.jpg

Count Orlok: Then you're going to love me!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.olgabaclanova.com/picture_gallery/movies/man_who_laughs/sf_gwynplaine_gets_vamped_6.jpg

Gwynplaine: A little fight in ya. I like that.

http://www.twistedsiblings.com/gallery/albums/random_pics/Nosferatu.jpg

Count Orlok: Then you're going to love me!
Bwahahahahahaha!

http://www.olgabaclanova.com/picture_gallery/movies/man_who_laughs/sf_gwynplaine_gets_vamped_6.jpg
Gwynplaine: "It's as though we were made for each other, beauty & the beast. But if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."

[Goddamn Batman]

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/04/ManWhoLaughs.jpg

Gwynplaine: ""Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait'll they get a load of me!

[Goddamn Batman]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/TDK4.jpg

Joker: Who the ***** hit me!?

Batman: Batman, mother*****a!!!

(from Black Belt Jones: http://youtube.com/watch?v=bthp5UBf0TU)

[Riven]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/4381/2780/lo/jokerdaw.jpg

RACHEL : "Did Nicholson show up for the premiere of Batman dressed as the Joker? I don't THINK so!"


(Last Action Hero)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "I draw the line at 7 unreturned phone calls."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/4381/2780/lo/jokerdaw.jpg

Joker: These are godless times, Mrs. Snell.
Rachel: I'll drink to that.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6497/gbu1280e4yk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
MAN WITH NO NAME: "Who do I look like, Dirty Harry?"

[Milu]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
PRINCE CASPIAN: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!!!"



http://maryvictrix.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/aslan.jpg
ASLAN: "I Kick Ass/Arse For The Lord!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Aslan2005.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Aslan2005.jpg)
ASLAN: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
PRINCE CASPIAN: "Great! Where are we going?"

[Goddamn Batman]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

RoboCop: "Gimme some sugar, baby"

[Riven]

this one's probably been done fifty times before, but hey...

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

THUG : "What are you???"
ROBOCOP : "I'm Batman."

[Riven]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

:lmao:

[C.F. Kane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Aslan2005.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Aslan2005.jpg)

When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life.

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
THUG: "You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
ROBOCOP: "Oh, **** you! **** you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. 'I'm not even supposed to be here today.'"
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "You sound like an *******! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push ****ing buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a ****ty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so ****ing advanced, what are we doing working here?"

[Dr. Fate]

this one's probably been done fifty times before, but hey...

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

THUG : "What are you???"
ROBOCOP : "I'm Batman."
Hehehehe

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
PETER: "Consider us your reinforcements."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Aslan2005.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Aslan2005.jpg)
ASLAN: "What? You amateurs are supposed to be helping me? Look at you. You're kids. You're not ready to roll with this. Look at the way you dress." [points at symbols on Pete & Ed's clothes] "What is that? "**** You"? That's supposed to be tactical? What is this, a joke? What the **** is wrong with you all? You think this is a joke? You think this is a ****ing sit-com?"

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
PRINCE CASPIAN: "Okay, first off, that's just rude. Second, I'm pretty sure we saved your ass back there."

[cyclone]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
Hermione: It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Ron: What is the Matrix?
Hermione: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Punisher/Punisher_War_Zone/Movie_Stills/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg

FRANK: Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
PRINCE CASPIAN: "Spartans! Prepare for Glory!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Punisher/Punisher_War_Zone/Movie_Stills/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg

FRANK: "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Punisher/Punisher_War_Zone/Movie_Stills/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg

FRANK: "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."
Hehehehehehehehehe, nice.

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
HERMIONE: "So that's it then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow?! You spent 3 days lying on a beach drinking rum..."
RON: "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

[Bim]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
Al Pacino: THIS...IS...SPARTA!!

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1090.jpg
C3PO: Your lips can finish what your fingers have started... or has the Oracle robbed you of your desire as well?
Han: It would take more than the words than a drunken adolescent girl to rob me of my desire of you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
Al Pacino: THIS...IS...SPARTA!!
Hehehe, all hail King Al of Sparta!

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/4381/2780/lo/jokerdaw.jpg
JOKER: "It's as though we were made for each other, Beauty & The Beast. But if anyone else calls you Beast, I'll rip their lungs out."

[Bim]

http://www.geocities.com/jedi_vega/empire_files/image006.jpg
Luke: My arm!
Vader:It's not yours, anymore

I just watched 300, as u can probably tell :hehe:

[wiegeabo]

http://www.geocities.com/jedi_vega/empire_files/image006.jpg
Vader: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Luke: "What's that make us?"
Vader: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6497/gbu1280e4yk.jpg

"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/jedi_vega/empire_files/image006.jpg
Luke: My arm!
Vader:It's not yours, anymore

I just watched 300, as u can probably tell :hehe:
Hehe, you can never go wrong with 300.

I liked yours too wiegeabo, Ash.

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6497/gbu1280e4yk.jpg
MAN WITH NO NAME: "Are all men from the future loud mouth braggerts?"

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP "Nope. Just me, baby. Just me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
RON: "And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!"
HERMIONE: ":csad:"

Can you guess which Leslie Nielsen film that comes from?

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.geocities.com/jedi_vega/empire_files/image006.jpg

Vader: You know what my kids would say?
Luke: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER?

[Nightmare]

http://www.geocities.com/jedi_vega/empire_files/image006.jpg

Vader: "You know you kissed your sister on the lips right?"

Luke "NOO, IT CANT BE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
RON: "And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!"
HERMIONE: ":csad:"

Can you guess which Leslie Nielsen film that comes from?


Don't ask us to guess, just post the pic. If they don't know what the quote comes from, they can Google it.

And it's from Naked Gun.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/jedi_vega/empire_files/image006.jpg

Vader: You know what my kids would say?
Luke: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER?
Hehehe

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
CASPIAN: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh91/gothamprofiles/Villians/Joker/jacknicholsonjoker3.jpg
JOKER: "John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes! I'm gonna shoot you between the balls!"

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

CLARENCE: So you're a teacher?
ROBOCOP: Part time

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

CLARENCE: So you're a teacher?
ROBOCOP: Part time
Hehe, that's even funnier considering that Peter Weller (Robo) went on to be a teacher in more recent years.

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh91/gothamprofiles/Villians/Joker/jacknicholsonjoker3.jpg
JOKER: "See I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops." [starts making scanner type noise]

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

ROBOCOP: Any last words?

CLARENCE: I like Ike!

[JackBauer]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2397/npleon52bu9.jpg

Leon: Don't f**k with the babysitter.

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
Robocop: This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your King.

[Eddie Dean]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2397/npleon52bu9.jpg
"Don't call me stupid."

[Mal'Akai]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
Gozer: The Choice is made!
Caspian: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Caspian: Nobody choosed anything!
[turns to Peter]
Caspian: Did you choose anything?
Peter: No.
Caspian: [to Susan] Did YOU?
Susan: My mind is totally blank.
Caspian: *I* didn't choose anything...
[long pause, Caspian, Peter, & Susan all look at Trumpkin]
Trumpkin: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Caspian: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"
Trumpkin: I... I... I tried to think...
Edmund: LOOK!
Trumpkin: No! It CAN'T be!
Caspian: What is it?
Trumpkin: It CAN'T be!
Caspian: What did you DO, Trumpkin?
Susan: Oh, s***!
Trumpkin: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[wiegeabo]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
Gozer: The Choice is made!
Caspian: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Caspian: Nobody choosed anything!
[turns to Peter]
Caspian: Did you choose anything?
Peter: No.
Caspian: [to Susan] Did YOU?
Susan: My mind is totally blank.
Caspian: *I* didn't choose anything...
[long pause, Caspian, Peter, & Susan all look at Trumpkin]
Trumpkin: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Caspian: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"
Trumpkin: I... I... I tried to think...
Edmund: LOOK!
Trumpkin: No! It CAN'T be!
Caspian: What is it?
Trumpkin: It CAN'T be!
Caspian: What did you DO, Trumpkin?
Susan: Oh, s***!
Trumpkin: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.



Hahahaha!!! Trumpkin's expression is perfect.

[Midnhtsun]

http://maryvictrix.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/aslan.jpg
ASLAN: "I Kick Ass/Arse For The Lord!"
Nice to see someone reference Dead Alive!

[Midnhtsun]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: I got lost again...where is the restroom?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
Robocop: This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your King.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
Gozer: The Choice is made!
Caspian: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Caspian: Nobody choosed anything!
[turns to Peter]
Caspian: Did you choose anything?
Peter: No.
Caspian: [to Susan] Did YOU?
Susan: My mind is totally blank.
Caspian: *I* didn't choose anything...
[long pause, Caspian, Peter, & Susan all look at Trumpkin]
Trumpkin: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Caspian: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"
Trumpkin: I... I... I tried to think...
Edmund: LOOK!
Trumpkin: No! It CAN'T be!
Caspian: What is it?
Trumpkin: It CAN'T be!
Caspian: What did you DO, Trumpkin?
Susan: Oh, s***!
Trumpkin: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

:hehe:
Awesomeness on both counts Mal.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.filmedge.net/Potter/images/Voldemort.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFlLWG787fQyypmE3nQb3RIWvb90Q
VOLDEMORT: "If you were my kids, I'd punish you!"

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
CASPIAN: "If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.filmedge.net/Potter/images/Voldemort.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFlLWG787fQyypmE3nQb3RIWvb90Q
VOLDEMORT: "Our arrows will blot/block out the sun!"

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
CASPIAN: "Then we will fight in the shade."

[Goddamn Batman]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh91/gothamprofiles/Villians/Joker/jacknicholsonjoker3.jpg

BANG!!!

Later:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2387902152_40ecf77275.jpg

Joker: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

Batman: Intent? How did you establish that?

Joker: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh91/gothamprofiles/Villians/Joker/jacknicholsonjoker3.jpg

BANG!!!

Later:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2387902152_40ecf77275.jpg

Joker: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

Batman: Intent? How did you establish that?

Joker: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
Hehe

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
PRINCE CASPIAN: "We are the Knights Who Say... NI!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
RON: "I had no choice. She bet me fifty dollars that she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor."
HERMIONE: "Oh, what a bunch of bulls**t! I have a much better body than she does!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG

Ron: Hey, Leatherface and I do all the work here. He does the killing, I do the grave digging. You don't do anything. You're just a cook!
Hermione: Shut your mouth!

[DX]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Stormtrooper: "Surely, you can't be serious."

Vader: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
HERMIONE: "You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment..."
RON: "Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there."



http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00399/THE_CHRONICLES_OF_N_399388a.jpg
CASPIAN: "On 2nd thought let's no go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
OTHERS: "Right."

[Dr. Fate]

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Gimme some sugar, baby."





http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/gof/screencaps/page3/normal_PDVD_1089.JPG
HERMIONE: "You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune & glory!"
RON: "Maybe. But not today."