Mix up movie captions

[The Navigator]

(ignore the subtitles)

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RIPLEY: Well, that's great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
BURKE: I don't think you're crazy.

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RIPLEY: Oh good, that makes me feel so much better.

[RickO'Connell]

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Harvey - License. Registration. Urine Sample

Batman - Hey, hey, hey, the German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay, okay. Besides, I was just kiddin' with ya. I can smell a cop a mile away

Harvey - Oh, I smell bad, what are you trying to say ?

Batman - Will you stop turning everything around. You're so damned touchy. Hey, we might even work together, me and those two work together, I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great

Harvey - Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal factory, ya ****ing leprechaun

Batman - Hey, I didn't call you names, ya ****face! Don't start now!

[Dr. Fate]

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KYLE REESE: "Alright, we waste him. No offense."



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LEGOLAS: "Our arrows will blot out the sun!"


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HERCULES: "Then *we* will fight in the shade."



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HERCULES: "Spartans! Prepare for glory!"

[Dr. Fate]

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HULK: "Warriors come out to play! Warriors come out to play! Warriors come out to play!"

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HERCULES: "Crom, I've never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important. Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me one request - grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to Hell with you!"


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REESE: "Next time Jack, write a goddamn memo."


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KYLE REESE: "Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me... The Punisher."

[Dr. Fate]

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REG PARK HERCULES: "I am Spartacus!"

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STEVE REEVES HERCULES: "I am Spartacus!"

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HULK: "I Am Spartacus!"

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XERXES: "I am Spartacus!"

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LEONDIAS: "I am Spartacus!"


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LEX: "I'm Spartacus!"

[Dr. Fate]

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XERXES: "Superman will never-"

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LEONDIAS: "Wrong!"

[Ash J. Williams]

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"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Dr. Fate]

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"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Nice.

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KYLE REESE: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

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JOHN CONNOR: "You don't believe in the Force, do you?"

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KYLE REESE: "Kid, I've been from what part of this galaxy to another, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy film that controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning! It's the smell of... victory."


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BATMAN: "Charlie don't surf!"


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BAT-DEMON: "Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soul!"



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JOKER: "I'll be coming for her. And I'll be coming for you too."

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BATMAN: "Sure you will. And I'll be waitin'."

[BizarroAids]

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" Put, the bunny, back in the box":o

[Dr. Fate]

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" Put, the bunny, back in the box":o
Hehe, nice.

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HARVEY DENT: "I've got a price on my head and if I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt I'm a dead man."

[lordofthenerds]

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Leonidas: Why can't I quit you?

[Ash J. Williams]

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Harvey Dent: So who's your parole officer?
Batman: Seymour Scagnetti.
Harvey Dent: What's he like?
Batman: He's a f**kin' assh**e.

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "I never thought I'd hear myself say this but... smoking saved your life."
HARVEY DENT: "What?"
BATMAN: "No non-smoker could have endured *that* much nicotine."

[redhawk23]

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A census taker tried to test me once, I ate his kidneys with some fava beans and a nice Kiantee fvfvfvfvfvfvfvvfvfv...

[Dr. Fate]

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A census taker tried to test me once, I ate his kidneys with some fava beans and a nice Kiantee fvfvfvfvfvfvfvvfvfv...
What's that from?

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BATMAN: "The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

[Jack Bauer]

What's that from?
The Silence of the Lambs.

[RickO'Connell]

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Joker - "Come on guy's it's party time"

[Dr. Fate]

The Silence of the Lambs.
Oh. :o

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HERCULES: "It's not her you want, it's *me*. It's always been between us."

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GHOST RIDER: "Silence!"

[lordofthenerds]

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Hercules: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

[wiegeabo]

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Hercules: "Joey...do you like movies about gladiators?"

[RickO'Connell]

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Tony - "Hey Happy isn't that the guy that sunk The Love Boat"

[steelio2006]

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BATMAN: "I never thought I'd hear myself say this but... smoking saved your life."
HARVEY DENT: "What?"
BATMAN: "No non-smoker could have endured *that* much nicotine."

very nice job. :grin:

[Hotwire]

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Batman: ADRIAAAANNNN!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

very nice job. :grin:
Thanks.

Liked yours too Mal.

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BAT-DEMON: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

[The Navigator]

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FETT: So how did this come about?
VADER: They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture. And they came to me to supervise the project, you know, because I think that, if you know me at all, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters.

[Jack Bauer]

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GORDON: Didn't your mother ever teach you about staring?

[Dr. Fate]

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FETT: So how did this come about?
VADER: They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture. And they came to me to supervise the project, you know, because I think that, if you know me at all, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters.
What's that from Rabbit?

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DARTH VADER: "You went over my helmet?!"

[lordofthenerds]

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Batman: You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a ****ing t-shirt, at best.

Or...

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Batman: I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ****ing crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

[Dr. Fate]

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Batman: You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a ****ing t-shirt, at best.

Or...

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Batman: I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ****ing crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
Cool.


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BRODY: "Get away from her you *****!"

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MOSES: "Spartans, eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!"

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RON: "You weigh a little more than 108."
HERMIONE: "Oh really?"

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MOSES: "I had never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that when a man kills another man in the heat of battle it's called heroic, yet when a man kills another man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"

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KYLE REESE: "Whoa! What do you think you're doing? Only Garth and I get to talk to the camera!"

[lordofthenerds]

Cool.


Thanks. :brucebat:

[Dr. Fate]

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KYLE REESE: "I aim to misbehave."

[Dr. Fate]

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HE-MAN: "Resistance is futile."

[Ash J. Williams]

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Vader: Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *kara*-te, empty hand."
Fett: I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.
Vader: You too much TV.

[Dr. Fate]

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HERMIONE: "Norville Barnes, you don't know a thing about that woman. You don't know who she really is. Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about."




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HERMIONE: "Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Bleek? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you."
RON: "You're being really immature... You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart. I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore."
HERMIONE: "What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?"
RON: "Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'."
HERMIONE: "You just take Katrina Von douchebag to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real *****in' time."
RON: "Well, I still have your underwear!"

[Dr. Fate]

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LEX LUTHOR: "A few weeks ago I had the good providence to stumble upon a plan of the city council. A construction plan of epic proportions. We're calling it a freeway."
SUPERMAN: "Freeway? What the Hell's a freeway?"
LEX LUTHOR: "Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past."
SUPERMAN: "So that's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this freeway? I don't get it."
LEX LUTHOR: "Of course not. You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night. Soon, where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful."
SUPERMAN: "Come on! Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the Red Car for a nickle!"
LEX LUTHOR: "They'll drive. They'll have to. You see I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it."

[The Navigator]

What's that from Rabbit?

What's Up Tiger Lily? Same with the one in this post.
Like the lordofthenerds captions as well as that Roger Rabbit one. :up:

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"Nothing much to report....oh, someone tried to kill me before the opening credits."

[wiegeabo]

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"Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han, old buddy, do you read me?"

[Dr. Fate]

Oh. Thanks Rabbit. Funny caption.

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"Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han, old buddy, do you read me?"
Bwahahahahaha, nice use of ESB there wiegeabo.

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JOKER: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... Buried Alive..."

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HARVEY DENT: "Khan! Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

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SEAN CONNERY: "Hello, Ghostbusters. Yes, of course they're serious."

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RON: "Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!"
HERMIONE: ":csad:Oh, Funny Face...:csad:"

[Dr. Fate]

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LEX LUTHOR: "I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger."

[The Chairman]

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Dustin Hoffman - There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt...
retarded. Like, really retarded.
Tom Cruise - Damn!
Dustin Hoffman - In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb.
Tom Cruise - To be a moron.
Dustin Hoffman - Yeah!
Tom Cruise - To be moronical.
Dustin Hoffman - Exactly, to be a moron.
Tom Cruise - An imbecile
Dustin Hoffman - Yeah!
Tom Cruise - Like the dumbest mother ****er that ever lived.
Dustin Hoffman - When I was playing the character.
Tom Cruise - Everybody knows you never do a full retard.
Dustin Hoffman - What do you mean?
Tom Cruise - Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

[The Chairman]

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"Don't just stare at it, eat it!"

[The Chairman]

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"I'm a lead farmer, mother****er!"

[Ash J. Williams]

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Lex Luthor: Don't toast to my health, toast to my f**k!

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Tommy: I'll f**k anything that moves!

[Sexecutioner]

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Tommy: I can't believe a guy's never taken a dump on your chest before.

[Dr. Fate]

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LEONIDAS: "Spartans! We about to stomp the yard!"

[The Chairman]

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"It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

[The Chairman]

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BEN STILLER - Who is that?

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. - It looks like Phil Donahue, throwing up into a tuba.

[The Chairman]

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"Today is a great day for black people of all races."

[The Chairman]

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OLIVER - You eat pussy?

DODGER - Hell yeah, mother****er. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every mother****in' thing.

[Dr. Fate]

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KYLE REESE: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring."

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BEN STILLER: "Great! Where are we going?"

[Dr. Fate]

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FALLING PERSIAN SOLDIER #25: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[steelio2006]

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THUG: "You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
ROBOCOP: "Oh, **** you! **** you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. 'I'm not even supposed to be here today.'"
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ROBOCOP: "You sound like an *******! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push ****ing buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a ****ty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so ****ing advanced, what are we doing working here?"

very nice use of Randall's rant from Clerks.

[Dr. Fate]

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FAIRY GODMOTHER: "Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let's hear it for Cinderella!"

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FAIRY GODMOTHER OFF SCREEN: "Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy."

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FAIRY GODMOTHER CONTINUED: "Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Snow White!"

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FAIRY GODMOTHER [off screen]: "And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava. But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!"

[Dr. Fate]

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LEX LUTHOR: "How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?"
SUPERMAN: "Try the local sewer."

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IRON MONGER: "Dead Or Alive, You're Coming With Me."

[wiegeabo]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2395987375_5960634d18_o.jpg
Stane: "Which did you like better? 'Jedi' or 'The Empire Strikes Back'?"
Pepper: "Empire"
Stane: "Blasphemy!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2395987375_5960634d18_o.jpg
Stane: "Which did you like better? 'Jedi' or 'The Empire Strikes Back'?"
Pepper: "Empire"
Stane: "Blasphemy!"
Hehehehehehe, nice.



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2395987375_5960634d18_o.jpg
IRON MONGER: "Hasta La Vista, Baby."

[The Navigator]

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg
EMPEROR: Dr. Jones?

http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sw_jedi_5.jpg
BOTH: Yes?
EMPEROR: I vill take ze book now.
BOTH: What book?
EMPEROR: You have ze diary in your pocket.
VADER: You dolt! You think my son would be that shtupid, that he would bring my diary all the way back here?

http://www.geocities.com/the_black_binder/familyreunion.jpg
VADER: You didn't, did you? You didn't bring it, did you?
LUKE: Well...
VADER: You did!
LUKE: Look, can we discuss this later?
VADER: I should have mailed it to the Marksh brothersh.
LUKE: Will you take it easy?
VADER: Take it eas-ay? Why do you think I sent it home in the firsht place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
LUKE: I came here to save you!
VADER: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, junior?

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/darth_vader_luke.jpg

LUKE: I told you--
(cuts off Vader's hand)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/143586661_a867f59746.jpg
LUKE: Don't call me "junior."

[Timstuff]

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/a/ac/Vanillaice.jpg

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Repeat Chorus)
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
(Last four lines repeat)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2395987375_5960634d18_o.jpg

Iron Monger: I am the ultimate badass!

[Dr. Fate]

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg
EMPEROR: Dr. Jones?

http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sw_jedi_5.jpg
BOTH: Yes?
EMPEROR: I vill take ze book now.
BOTH: What book?
EMPEROR: You have ze diary in your pocket.
VADER: You dolt! You think my son would be that shtupid, that he would bring my diary all the way back here?

http://www.geocities.com/the_black_binder/familyreunion.jpg
VADER: You didn't, did you? You didn't bring it, did you?
LUKE: Well...
VADER: You did!
LUKE: Look, can we discuss this later?
VADER: I should have mailed it to the Marksh brothersh.
LUKE: Will you take it easy?
VADER: Take it eas-ay? Why do you think I sent it home in the firsht place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
LUKE: I came here to save you!
VADER: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, junior?

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/darth_vader_luke.jpg

LUKE: I told you--
(cuts off Vader's hand)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/143586661_a867f59746.jpg
LUKE: Don't call me "junior."
Dude, that was AWESOME.


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
TOXIC AVENGER: "It's clobberin' time!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed up like Batman?"
JIM GORDON: "Because he *is* Batman you moron!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00485/SNF12SPDL_485252a.jpg
INDIANA JONES: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/darth_vader_luke.jpg
LUKE SKYWALKER: "There's only one 'Return' okay? And it ain't of 'of the King', it's 'of the Jedi'!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/30/44/002614233044.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

[The Navigator]

Thanks, Fate.

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/darth_vader_luke.jpg

VADER: Look, kids, it's Mark Hamill! (applause)

[RickO'Connell]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Harvey: In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France

Batman: What did he just say ?

Gordon: Harvey, read the copy. Please, the copy's good, just... read it

Harvey: The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime rib roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I "lika"... do... da cha-cha

[Dr. Fate]

You're welcome Rabbit. Nice ALIENS avatar by the way.

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/darth_vader_luke.jpg
LUKE SKYWALKER: "I am the Ultimate Bad Ass!"

[The Navigator]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/30/44/002614233044.jpg
"...blind, simple, doo-dah luck."

[Dr. Fate]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/30/44/002614233044.jpg
"...blind, simple, doo-dah luck."
Hehe, nice.

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~hakgu/t2pics/kyle01.gif
KYLE REESE: "You never point a gun at anyone, mister. [points gun] Scary, isn't it? Isn't it?"


http://www.lysator.liu.se/~hakgu/t2pics/kyle01.gif
KYLE REESE: "I've seen half-a-dozen guys in my unit get bitten by those things. None of them lasted more than... three days."


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00485/SNF12SPDL_485252a.jpg
INDIANA JONES: "You can't have an air raid without bombs!!!"

[Eddie Dean]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2395987375_5960634d18_o.jpg
"You woke up the baby!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/30/44/002614233044.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "This isn't the Republicans versus the Democrats, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living!"

[The Navigator]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Tropic_Thunder/tropic_thunder_movie_image_tropic_thunder_movie_im age_ben_stiller__jack_black_and_robert_downey_jr__ 1_.jpg

"You are one ugly mother@#$%er..."

[RickO'Connell]

http://www.geocities.com/the_black_binder/familyreunion.jpg

Darth Vader - Do not worry I am a professional & this will not hurt at all

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/darth_vader_luke.jpg

Luke - Well, I am an amateur & this is gonna hurt like hell

[The Chairman]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

RIPLEY - You remind me of my father. I HATED my father!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg

"I'm Tony Montana! You f**k with me, you f**kin' with the best!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
JAMES SPADER: "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."
DEBORAH KARA UNGER: "But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
"Hey baby, you just hit the jackpot!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_012717.jpg
MOSES: "Still haven't given up on me?"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
GOD: "Never!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5453/19wu3.jpg
BATMAN: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Come on, stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

Or

GREEN GOBLIN: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

[Nightmare]

:hehe:

[BizarroAids]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/10/11/movies/11REEVE2.2.jpg


Lex: "Mr. Burgandy you have a massive erection"
Superman: "Really....."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare5/videodrome/videodrome7.jpg
MAX RENN: "With God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare5/videodrome/videodrome7.jpg
MAX RENN: "With God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

Haha :woot:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/10/11/movies/11REEVE2.2.jpg

LEX: "I hate to say I told you so about Bryan, but ...."

[Dr. Fate]

Haha :woot:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/10/11/movies/11REEVE2.2.jpg

LEX: "I hate to say I told you so about Bryan, but ...."
Thanks.


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: "She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter AND my sister!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-06/40384332.jpg
CINDERELLA: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

[The Chairman]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-06/40384332.jpg

FAIRY GODMOTHER - Nice beaver.

CINDERELLA - Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

[The Chairman]

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Tropic_Thunder/tropic_thunder_movie_image_tropic_thunder_movie_im age_ben_stiller__jack_black_and_robert_downey_jr__ 1_.jpg
"I wasn't supposed to be here today."

(Could be any of them.)

[The Chairman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png

JOKER - You wanna get nuts? C'mon, let's get nuts!

[The Chairman]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN - Hey Paul! Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you stupid bastard! You ****ing stupid bastard!

[wiegeabo]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
Batman: "AHHHHHH!!! I'm insane with anger!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN - Hey Paul! Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you stupid bastard! You ****ing stupid bastard!
You can never go wrong with that quote.

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/darth_vader_luke.jpg
LUKE SKYWALKER: "Don't f*** with the Jedi Master, son!"

Sorry if that was done already.

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

ROBOCOP: "The next time someone asks you if you're a creep, you say ... YES!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.alexandgregory.com/images/darth_vader_luke.jpg
LUKE SKYWALKER: "You never learned to mind your surroundings!"

[Timstuff]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6977/r165820615142mn6.jpg

Chuck Norris: "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

And he did.

:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Is this from ''third rock from the sun''?Dick Solomon :D
It's from Chinatown. Actually it's not even the correct version of the quote, I just double checked IMDB and realized I got it wrong. :o

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"

[The Navigator]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6977/r165820615142mn6.jpg

Chuck Norris: "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

And he did.

:woot:

Awesome. :D

http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/actueel/oscars02/fotos/oscars01.gladiator1.jpg
CROWD:...
CROWD:...Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake!

[Dr. Fate]

Awesome. :D

http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/actueel/oscars02/fotos/oscars01.gladiator1.jpg
CROWD:...
CROWD:...Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake!
Nice.

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

[BizarroAids]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png

JOKER - You wanna get nuts? C'mon, let's get nuts!


Joker- " I know who I am!! I'm the dude, ppplaying the dude, disguised as another dude."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/extreme%20things/blade.jpg
DECKARD: "Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"


http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Thing%201982%20pic%203.jpg
MacREADY: "This has not been honorable."

[Eddie Dean]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
Joker: Do I frighten you?
Rachel: No.
Joker: Do you want me to?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
Joker: Do I frighten you?
Rachel: No.
Joker: Do you want me to?
Hehehehe, nice use of Wayne's World there Ed.

http://www.sideward.net/specials/images/terminator/1.jpg
KYLE REESE: "Get away from her, you b-i-t-c-h!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cineastentreff.de/teleschau/200637/3/200637_173565_1_024.jpg
SNAKE: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

http://www.escapefromnewyork.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/192f012f2007113a383a16.jpg
SNAKE: "Good. Bad. I'm the Guy with the Gun."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cineastentreff.de/teleschau/200637/3/200637_173565_1_024.jpg

SNAKE: A tattoo isn't something you put on or take off just like sunglasses. It's a very important decision.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cineastentreff.de/teleschau/200637/3/200637_173565_1_024.jpg
SNAKE: "I aim to misbehave."

[The Navigator]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png

"You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/extreme%20things/blade.jpg
DECKARD: "I didn't kill my wife!"
http://blok.rozanek.cz/wp-content/james-bond-daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg
BOND: "I don't care!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.cineastentreff.de/teleschau/200637/3/200637_173565_1_024.jpg

"I would like to piss, it's rough. I've been shaking up in this train nearly ten hours now."

[dude love]

http://www.cineastentreff.de/teleschau/200637/3/200637_173565_1_024.jpg

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I HAVE HAD WITH THE MOTHERF***ING SNAKES ON THIS M.... oh wait...

[C.F. Kane]

http://beanstockd.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/voldemort.jpg

I'm going to make you my Wee-otch!

[Lex Luthor]

http://beanstockd.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/voldemort.jpg

I do this to myself in order to look like the Great White Shark, and NOW they tell me Nolan's probably going with The Riddler???? Arraaahh!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
HERMIONE: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

I guess that would be funnier if Harry said it.

[RickO'Connell]

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/1050649/img/1050649.png

Nick - Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.

[Doctor Jones]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/30/44/002614233044.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

hehehehehe...

gotta love pulp fiction.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
Joker: Do I frighten you?
Rachel: No.
Joker: Do you want me to?

hehehehe... something a little similar...

Joker: Are you frightened?
Rachel: .... yes
Joker: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

[Doctor Jones]

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
HERMIONE: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

I guess that would be funnier if Harry said it.

It's funny either way, Fate.

HARRY: What about breakfast?
HERMIONE: You've already had it.
HARRY: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
*Hermione stares blankly*
RON: I don't she knows about seond breakfast, Harry.
HARRY: What about elevenses? Lunceon? Afternoon Tea? Dinner?! Supper?! She knows about them doesn't she?
RON: I wouldn't count on it.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Dr. Jones. Ah, Lord of the Rings quotes, haven't seen those in a while.

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
HERMIONE: "You realise what you're implying? That we owe our human condition here to the intervention of insects?"

[Doctor Jones]

http://beanstockd.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/voldemort.jpg

VOLDEMORT: And you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass!

or

VOLDEMORT: Klingon bastard! You killed my son!

[Dr. Fate]

http://beanstockd.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/voldemort.jpg

VOLDEMORT: And you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass!

or

VOLDEMORT: Klingon bastard! You killed my son!
Hehehe, nice.

http://beanstockd.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/voldemort.jpg
VOLDEMORT: "There has been a great disturbance in the Force."

[steelio2006]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3230/mikemyerspa2.th.jpg (http://img222.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mikemyerspa2.jpg)

MIKEY MYERS: I'll be back.

[Jack Bauer]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3230/mikemyerspa2.jpg

"My name is Buck, and I'm here to ****."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3230/mikemyerspa2.jpg
MICHAEL MYERS: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm totally insane?"

[steelio2006]

it's great that Michael Myers is in caption thread now. lol.

[steelio2006]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2726/childsplay20thanniversago5.th.jpg (http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=childsplay20thanniversago5.jpg)

Chucky: Why so serious?

[steelio2006]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6816/childsplay20thanniversaee9.th.jpg (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=childsplay20thanniversaee9.jpg)

Chucky: May the power of christ compell you!

or

Chucky: Klatu Virata! Niktu!

[JackBauer]

Quote's not really from a movie, but what the hell.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/16/Corpse_051116093301849_wideweb__300x375.jpg

Victor: Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you're dead you can't do all the cool stuff you can do when you're alive. You and I, we can do all kinds of cool stuff cuz we're living, we're not dead, we're alive. If we were dead we wouldn't be able to do all the cool stuff we can do, becuz we're alive. Dead people can't do cool stuff. Only people that are alive can do cool stuff, cuz they're living, and you have to be living to be able to do cool stuff. You have to be alive. Yeah, 'cept when you're alive sometimes bad stuff happens too. Like sometimes you can get into a car wreck, or you can have a headache or twist your ankle or even stub your big toe... So being alive is kinda hard too, but I think it's definitely better than being dead....

[Dr. Fate]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
DENT: "This is madness!"
BATMAN: "Madness? This... Is... Sparta!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3230/mikemyerspa2.jpg

"You think Joe Grizzly knows Grizzly Adams?"

[The Navigator]

http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg

BATMAN: How's a man get so messed up? Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight...or if he bothers me...or if there's a woman...or if I'm gettin' paid...
GORDON:...
BATMAN:...mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

[The Navigator]

http://www.meavitafabulosa.com/uploaded_images/darth_vader_closeup-756892.jpg
VADER: I'm going to beat you with a crowbar until you go away.
http://www.georgehernandez.com/h/Media/Works/StarWars.jpg
OBI-WAN: You can't do that.
VADER: There are rules here? No, there are no rules here.
OBI-WAN: You're a pacifist!
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2008/01/21/vaderobi460.jpg
VADER:...s**t.

[JackBauer]

http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg

BATMAN: How's a man get so messed up? Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight...or if he bothers me...or if there's a woman...or if I'm gettin' paid...
GORDON:...
BATMAN:...mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

Nice! Serenity should be used more often here. :up:

[The Navigator]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/bttf/images/thumb/5/58/Griff_2015.JPG/250px-Griff_2015.JPG
GRIFF: Oh, my God.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/458327542_9ddb044f7e.jpg
MARTY: What?
GRIFF: You're from the sixties.
MARTY: [bashfully] Well, yeah, actually--
http://www.retourverslefutur.com/images/photos2015/g011.jpg
GRIFF: OUT! Back to the sixties! Back! There's no place for you here in the future! Get back while you still can!

[The Navigator]

Nice! Serenity should be used more often here. :up:

Thanks! I saw it for the first time last night. :up: :up:

[The Navigator]

Edit.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/bttf/images/thumb/5/58/Griff_2015.JPG/250px-Griff_2015.JPG
GRIFF: Oh, my God.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/458327542_9ddb044f7e.jpg
MARTY: What?
GRIFF: You're from the sixties.
MARTY: [bashfully] Well, yeah, actually--
http://www.retourverslefutur.com/images/photos2015/g011.jpg
GRIFF: OUT! Back to the sixties! Back! There's no place for you here in the future! Get back while you still can!
Hehehehe, what's that from?

http://www.retourverslefutur.com/images/photos2015/g011.jpg
FUTURE TANNEN: "There Can Be Only One!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.retourverslefutur.com/images/photos2015/g011.jpg
FUTURE TANNEN: Get away from her you *****!

or

FUTURE TANNON: Let him go you filth!

[steelio2006]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3125/1002123wv6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BATMAN: This record here's about twelve years old. Parliament buried it and it stayed buried until River here dug it up. This is what they were afraid she knew. And they were right to fear. There's a universe of folk who're gonna know it, too. Someone *has to* speak for these people.

(pause)

BATMAN: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

[wiegeabo]

Hehehehe, what's that from?



Field of Dreams

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.retourverslefutur.com/images/photos2015/g011.jpg
FUTURE TANNEN: Did you ask me permission to plant these trees?!!

[Dr. Fate]

Field of Dreams
Thanks.

Ah, more Serenity. And more Aliens as well.

http://www.retourverslefutur.com/images/photos2015/g011.jpg
FUTURE TANNEN: "I Am The Ultimate Bad Ass!"

[The Navigator]

Thanks, Fate.

http://img28.picoodle.com/data/img28/3/9/15/f_obilukem_ee4e791.jpg

LUKE: By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eating vegetables or taking out the garbage. So when I was 14, I started to refuse. Could you believe that? An American boy refusing to play catch with his father.
OBI-WAN: Why 14?
LUKE: That's when I read "The Boat Rocker" by Terence Mann.
OBI-WAN: [rolling his eyes] Oh, God.
LUKE: Never played catch with him again.
OBI-WAN: You see? That's the sort of crap people are always trying to lay on me. It's not my fault you wouldn't play catch with your father.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.qwipster.net/raiders3.jpg
INDIANA JONES: "Ayy!! Number Onnee! [punch] You're the Duke! [punch] You're the Duke! [punch] You're... the Duke... you're A number one..."


http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/universal%20soldier.jpg
DOLPH LUNDGREN: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker!"

[The Navigator]

Nice use of Escape, Fate, and Serenity, steelio.

http://www.qwipster.net/raiders3.jpg
NAZI: You call this archaeology?

[Dr. Fate]

Nice use of Escape, Fate, and Serenity, steelio.

http://www.qwipster.net/raiders3.jpg
NAZI: You call this archaeology?
Thanks Rabbit. Nice interuse of Indiana Jones quotes.


http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/universal%20soldier.jpg
DOLPH LUNDGREN: "We were buddies, Harold. You, me, and Fresno Bob. You know what they did to Bob? Hmm?"

[steelio2006]

Thank ya. I saw earlier Serenity quotes and i was thinkin that there needed to be more.

[steelio2006]

does anyone have a pic of Harvey from the end of The Dark Knight with Batman in it too?

[The Navigator]

Doubtful.

[steelio2006]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5418/thedarkknight2008040400ua5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BATMAN: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
JOKER: Don't lecture me, Batsy. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
BATMAN: Your new Empire?
JOKER: Don't make me kill you.
BATMAN: Joker, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy.
JOKER: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
BATMAN: [realizing that JOKER is consumed by evil] Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
[draws his batarang]
BATMAN: I will do what I must.
JOKER: You will try.

[steelio2006]

i worked with what i had. since i couldnt find a pic of Batman and Harvey.

[The Navigator]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5418/thedarkknight2008040400ua5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BATMAN: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
JOKER: Don't lecture me, Batsy. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
BATMAN: Your new Empire?
JOKER: Don't make me kill you.
BATMAN: Joker, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy.
JOKER: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
BATMAN: [realizing that JOKER is consumed by evil] Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
[draws his batarang]
BATMAN: I will do what I must.
JOKER: You will try.
Hehehe...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/beowulf2.jpg
CGI BEOWULF: "Come with me if you want to live."



http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/universal%20soldier.jpg
DOLPH LUNDGREN: "Saigon... ****; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sIV/SIV_standoff1.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: "You idiot! You made me, remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over and don't think that I didn't try!"
SUPERMAN: "I know you did."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
RON: "You're a magnificent c***, aren't you, Miss White?"

[The Navigator]

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/5.jpg

BATMAN: Jesus Christ.
JOKER: Jesus Christ?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg

JOKER: Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/jkvo3.jpg

JOKER: Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks--
BATMAN: Don't you ever f**kin' die?

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/11.jpg

JOKER: "Can you put me up for the night?"

[Zephyr Alexian]

http://www.posters-n-prints.com/zoom/arnold-schwarzenegger-terminator-photo.jpg

Do you feel lucky. . . punk?

edit:

http://victoria.film-can.com/FILMS/gifs/KUL-1.jpg

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"

[Doctor Jones]

great stuff from everyone!

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.retourverslefutur.com/images/photos2015/g011.jpg
FUTURE TANNEN: This town needs enema!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.retourverslefutur.com/images/photos2015/g011.jpg
FUTURE TANNEN: This town needs enema!
Thanks Jones and hehehehehehehe

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/jkvo3.jpg
BATMAN: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sIV/SIV_standoff1.jpg

Superman: "Look, dont get angry at me because you're the villain in a crapfest sequel."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3230/mikemyerspa2.jpg

"I'm gonna kill you...your momma...and all her bridge-playing friends."

[Doctor Jones]

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/5.jpg

BATMAN: Gordon had to go somewhere.
JOKER: Where'd he go?
BATMAN: That doesn't matter.
JOKER: Did he die?
BATMAN: No, Joker, he went to see someone.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg

JOKER: Did they die?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/jkvo3.jpg

BATMAN: NO, JOKER!

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/11.jpg

JOKER: Everyone dies you know.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_Transformers/007TRN_Megan_Fox_018.jpg

SAM: Ordinarily, I don't like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too.

MIKAELA: Are you saying I'm interesting?

SAM: All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_Transformers/007TRN_Megan_Fox_018.jpg

SAM: Ordinarily, I don't like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too.

MIKAELA: Are you saying I'm interesting?

SAM: All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting.
What's that from?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_Transformers/007TRN_Megan_Fox_018.jpg
SAM: "Hey! He stole that guy's pizza!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_Transformers/007TRN_Megan_Fox_018.jpg
SAM: "Hey! He stole that guy's pizza!"[/quote]

Hehehehe. Spider-Man 2 :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe. Spider-Man 2 :up:
Yep, it was the only quote I could think of that seemed to fit his expression.

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/beowulf2.jpg
BEOWULF: "For Frodo..."

[Alpha and Omega]

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Misery-1.jpg

Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

[Jack Bauer]

What's that from?
Not sure. I just found it on a random quote search on IMDb.

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/beowulf2.jpg

BEOWULF: Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm back!!!

[Dr. Fate]

Not sure. I just found it on a random quote search on IMDb.

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/beowulf2.jpg

BEOWULF: Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm back!!!
I see.

Ah, an ID4 quote.

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/901374/img/901374.jpg
JOKER: "I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2848/dk08560xa7.jpg
BRUCE: "Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera."

[Doctor Jones]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5418/thedarkknight2008040400ua5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

JOKER: Where are you?
BATMAN: Follow the cold shiver running down your spine.

[Doctor Jones]

Edit.

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/beowulf2.jpg

BEOWULF: We are the knights who say, "NI!!"

[C.F. Kane]

This page suffers from some really ridiculously large pictures.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/beowulf2.jpg

BEOWULF: We are the knights who say, "NI!!"
Monty Python FTW.

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/5.jpg
BATMAN: "Genesis?!"

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
JOKER: "Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?!"

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/jkvo3.jpg
BATMAN: "Genesis allowed is not! Is Planet Forbidden!"

[Doctor Jones]

Indeed Fate. I've never laughed so hard in my life than when I first saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[The Navigator]

Nice ones, guys.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Vaderrots.jpeg
EMPEROR: If you build it, he will come.

[The Navigator]

http://images.blu-ray.com/reviews/134_3.jpg
"Captain's right. No use thinkin' about revenge if we're gonna get through this."

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/31/77/75/3177759_tml.jpg
"Do you really think any of us are going to get through this?"

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/2/27/FMJ-M60-2.jpg/400px-FMJ-M60-2.jpg
"Well, I might!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Vaderrots.jpeg
VADER: There is still another. One who can unite the race of man.
EMPEROR: He turned from that path a long time ago. He has chosen exile.

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Vaderrots.jpeg
Emperor: "You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a 'Death Star'."

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.blu-ray.com/reviews/134_3.jpg
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "The law and justice are two entirely different matters."

[Doctor Jones]

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/5.jpg

JOKER: Can I get some coffee?
BATMAN: Maybe later.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg

JOKER: I'm really thirsty. When I was a kid I used to dehydrate, and my piss came out like snot. It was all thick and gross -

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/jkvo3.jpg

BATMAN: I'LL GET YOUR GODDAMN COFFEE!!

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/11.jpg

JOKER: That guy is tense.

[Dr. Fate]

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/5.jpg

JOKER: Can I get some coffee?
BATMAN: Maybe later.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg

JOKER: I'm really thirsty. When I was a kid I used to dehydrate, and my piss came out like snot. It was all thick and gross -

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/jkvo3.jpg

BATMAN: I'LL GET YOUR GODDAMN COFFEE!!

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/11.jpg

JOKER: That guy is tense.
What's that from?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general. The tragedy of life is that man is never free yet strives for what he can never be. The thing most ferared in secret always happens. My life, my loves, where are they now? But the more the pain grows, the more this instinct for life somehow asserts itself. The necessary beauty in life is in giving yourself to it completely. Only later will it clarify itself and become coherent."

[dude love]

What's that from?


The Usual Suspects.

[The Navigator]

http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Act_2/MufasasGhost1.jpg

MUFASA: Look, I can't tell you the secret of life, and I don't have any answers for you. I don't give interviews, and I'm no longer a public figure. I just want to be left alone. So piss off.

[Doctor Jones]

dude love got to it before me Fate. It is indeed The Usual Suspects.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
HARVEY DENT: The truth is... I am Iron Man.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
HARVEY DENT: Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?

[Dr. Fate]

Been a while since I watched the Usual Suspects.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
HARVEY DENT: The truth is... I am Iron Man.
Hehehe, the Iron Man Cometh!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "My old man had a philosophy. Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy."

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... and it's worked out pretty well so far. I present to you the newest in Stark Industries' Freedom line. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee, the bad guys won't even wanna come out of their caves. Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration... the Jericho."

[The Navigator]

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg

"They dig for the gems to support our cause. They also search for the last two stones. Soon we will have all the five Sankara Stones, and the Thuggee will be all-powerful!"
-"What a vivid imagination."
"You don't believe me? You will, Doctor Jones. You will become...a true believer!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg

"They dig for the gems to support our cause. They also search for the last two stones. Soon we will have all the five Sankara Stones, and the Thuggee will be all-powerful!"
-"What a vivid imagination."
"You don't believe me? You will, Doctor Jones. You will become...a true believer!"

Dude, awesome, awesome use of TOD there:indy::up:

[Doctor Jones]

[quote=Dr. Fate;15721358]Been a while since I watched the Usual Suspects.

Well it's time to watch it again, Fate. :yay: And thanks!

[The Navigator]

Dude, awesome, awesome use of TOD there:indy::up:

Thanks. Liked the Iron Man one of yours. :up:

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks. Liked the Iron Man one of yours. :up:

Thanks alot RabbitSamurai!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg

"They dig for the gems to support our cause. They also search for the last two stones. Soon we will have all the five Sankara Stones, and the Thuggee will be all-powerful!"
-"What a vivid imagination."
"You don't believe me? You will, Doctor Jones. You will become...a true believer!"
Great use of Temple of Doom there Rabbit.

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Do you expect me to talk?"
DARTH VADER: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

[Doctor Jones]

Great use of Temple of Doom there Rabbit.

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Do you expect me to talk?"
DARTH VADER: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

This is also a great one!

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg

VADER: Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbrad Man!
HAN: You're a monster!
VADER: I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash. Poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?!
HAN: Eat me! *spits*
VADER: I've tried to be fair with you fairy tale creatures. Now my patience has worn thin. TELL ME! Or I'll-
*reaches for Han's gumdrop buttons*
HAN: Not my buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
VADER: Alright then, who hiding them!
HAN: Okay. I'll tell you. Do you know... the muffin man?
VADER: The muffin man?
HAN: The muffin man.
VADER: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
HAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man.
VADER: The muffin man?
HAN: THE MUFFIN MAN!
VADER: She's married to the muffin man...

[redhawk23]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg
I am not a crook!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg

VADER: Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbrad Man!
HAN: You're a monster!
VADER: I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash. Poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?!
HAN: Eat me! *spits*
VADER: I've tried to be fair with you fairy tale creatures. Now my patience has worn thin. TELL ME! Or I'll-
*reaches for Han's gumdrop buttons*
HAN: Not my buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
VADER: Alright then, who hiding them!
HAN: Okay. I'll tell you. Do you know... the muffin man?
VADER: The muffin man?
HAN: The muffin man.
VADER: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
HAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man.
VADER: The muffin man?
HAN: THE MUFFIN MAN!
VADER: She's married to the muffin man...
Bwahahahaha, nice use of Shrek 1 there.

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

And now a different quote from the same movie -

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "She was very badly raped, you see! We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums in this house! In this very room you are sitting in now! I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great! The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later! During a flu epidemic! The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE! Poor, poor girl!"

[The Navigator]

Thanks, Fate. Great uses of that Vader pic, guys.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg

"You know that guy who can get any girl? I'm him on crack."

[Doctor Jones]

Bwahahahaha, nice use of Shrek 1 there.

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

And now a different quote from the same movie -

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AL PACINO: "She was very badly raped, you see! We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums in this house! In this very room you are sitting in now! I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great! The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later! During a flu epidemic! The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE! Poor, poor girl!"

Hehehe. Al Pacino's worst role. :csad: Next to Scarface. And thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

I've never seen either film so I'll take your word for it.

Thanks, Fate. Great uses of that Vader pic, guys.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/Harvey.jpg

"You know that guy who can get any girl? I'm him on crack."
Thanks Rabbit, that's a "Thank You For Smoking" quote, right? I seem to remember him saying something to a similar extent in the film.

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HERMIONE: "Well, basically it's the same dream I've been having since I was twelve."
RON: "Which is?"
HERMIONE: "Okay, there's this guy..."
RON: "What does he look like?"
HERMIONE: "I don't know, he's just sort of faceless."
RON: "Faceless guy, okay."
HERMIONE: "He RIPS off my clothes."
[Dramatic Pause]
RON: "And?"
HERMIONE: "That's it."
RON: "That's it? Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and THAT'S the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?"
HERMIONE: "Well sometimes I vary it a little."
RON: "Which part?"
HERMIONE: "What I'm wearing."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg

Darth Vader: I'm surprised you didn't come here sooner.
Han Solo: It's not an easy thing to meet your maker.
Darth Vader: What could he do for you?
Han Solo: Can the maker repair what he makes?

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/han-torture2.jpg

VADER: Now Han, we're not going to anything stupid, are we?
HAN: You don't hurt her!
VADER: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? C'mon, Han, what's Fonzie like?
HAN: Cool?
VADER: What?
HAN: He's cool.
VADER: Correctamundo! And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool.

[The Navigator]

Thanks Rabbit, that's a "Thank You For Smoking" quote, right? I seem to remember him saying something to a similar extent in the film.

Correct. I regret that I don't know what that quote's from.

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/9/27/redwoods_wolf/f_MV5BMTIyMDUm_bc698ca.jpg

HICKS: So, how was the fun-vee?

[Doctor Jones]

Correct. I regret that I don't know what that quote's from.

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/9/27/redwoods_wolf/f_MV5BMTIyMDUm_bc698ca.jpg

HICKS: So, how was the fun-vee?

Hehehe. Iron Man.

[wiegeabo]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/9/27/redwoods_wolf/f_MV5BMTIyMDUm_bc698ca.jpg

Ripley: "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Vaderrots.jpeg

"What is that?"

"Looks like a ..... shopping mall."

[Dr. Fate]

Correct. I regret that I don't know what that quote's from.

It was from "When Harry Met Sally".


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HICKS: So, how was the fun-vee?
Hehehehe

The Ghostbuster quote worked great with this pic too.

I know it's just too easy but -
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RIPLEY: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"


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HICKS: "That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"
RIPLEY: "Can you stop it?"
HICKS: "I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-2-7.jpg
JJ: "Hello, Ghostbusters? Yes of course they're serious."

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NEESON: "All I know is that death in its most hideous form waits for me at the top of those stairs."

http://www.nyline.org/channels/2005/news/qgj.jpg
NEESON: "I kick arse/ass for the Lord!"

[wiegeabo]

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Qui-Gon: "Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son."

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.nyline.org/channels/2005/news/qgj.jpg
Qui-Gon: Theatricality and deception are powerful agents. You must be more than just a man in the mind of your oponent.

[Doctor Jones]

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JJ: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[C.F. Kane]

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Dad?

http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jk-simmons-spiderman2.gif

What?

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u252/TheBraxcave/TOBEY_MAGUIRE_SPIDERMAN.jpg

Either I just peed my pants or um...

http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jk-simmons-spiderman2.gif

*Or*...?

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THUNDERCATS ARE GOOOOOO!

[Dr. Fate]

Great stuff guys.

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RA'S: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

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BRUCE: "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."


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JJJ: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

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PETER/SPIDER-MAN: "Khan!"

[Doctor Jones]

Great stuff guys.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
RA'S: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
BRUCE: "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."


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JJJ: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

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PETER/SPIDER-MAN: "Khan!"

What are those first two from? And good use of Star Trek II. I'm not a Trekkie, I'm a Star Wars guy. I haven't seen it yet but it's starting to tickle my fancy. I guess the J.J. Abrams film is doing that for me.

[Dr. Fate]

What are those first two from? And good use of Star Trek II. I'm not a Trekkie, I'm a Star Wars guy. I haven't seen it yet but it's starting to tickle my fancy. I guess the J.J. Abrams film is doing that for me.
The very first quote is from Blade Runner (Rutger Hauer says it to Harrison Ford during the climax), the 2nd is from the original Get Carter starring the future Alfred - Michael Caine.

Star Trek & Star Wars were both quite prominent in my childhood.

http://www.nyline.org/channels/2005/news/qgj.jpg
QUI-GON JINN: "Training is nothing! Will is everything! The Will to Act."

[Dr. Fate]

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VENOM: "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!"

[Dr. Fate]

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TRON: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
YORI: "I happen to like nice men."
TRON: "I'm a nice man."
YORI: "No you're not you're-" [Tron kisses her]


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TRON: "Try not to tear his clothes off, OK? They're new."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg

Bruce: Marty. Thought you were dead. You goin' home?
Ra's: No. I'm staying right here in hell.
Bruce: Kind of a bleak point of view there, isn't it, Marty?
Ra's: Meurice...I don't want the assh**e near my money. And I don't want him in the bar.
Bruce: We get a lotta assh**es in here, Marty.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
BATMAN: "You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f***in' teeth!"

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IRON MONGER: "Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass."

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DARTH VADER: "Are you the real Batman?"
HAN SOLO: "No."
DARTH VADER: "No? Then why do you dress like him?"
HAN SOLO: "He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you."
DARTH VADER: " Yeah, you do, Brian. You *really* do!"

[Doctor Jones]

The very first quote is from Blade Runner (Rutger Hauer says it to Harrison Ford during the climax), the 2nd is from the original Get Carter starring the future Alfred - Michael Caine.

Star Trek & Star Wars were both quite prominent in my childhood.

http://www.nyline.org/channels/2005/news/qgj.jpg
QUI-GON JINN: "Training is nothing! Will is everything! The Will to Act."

Very cool. I've been wanting to watch Blade Runnder so bad I've never seen it. But yes, Star Wars has always been apart of my childhood. I still love it to this day. Prequels or originals I still love them. And nice use of BB.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/TheAnimal117/Spider-Man-4.jpg
VENOM: Freedom means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

[Dr. Fate]

Good one Jones. And thank you.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "You want this body..."
ZORRO: "Is this a trick question?"


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JJJ: "How are you supposed to get back?"

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HICKS: "I can't. Nobody goes home. Nobody else comes through. It's just him and me."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Fate. And where is the last one from? I know the first is Ghostbusters. And damn, Zeta Jones was SOOOO HOT in Zorro.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Fate. And where is the last one from? I know the first is Ghostbusters. And damn, Zeta Jones was SOOOO HOT in Zorro.
The last one is from the original Terminator of 1984, the line that Biehn's character, Kyle Reese, says to Dr. Silberman when he's being interrogated. You can never go wrong mixing Reese quotes with Hicks & vice versa.

Zeta-Jones is ALWAYS HOT. She is the epitome of HOT. Anyone who does not see that has no soul.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/1987_predator_001.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/1987_predator_001.jpg)
DUTCH: "On 2nd thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
[soldiers mutter various agreements]

[Dr. Fate]

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ELENA: "Brigitte Bardot strips for millions, she's a goddess. I sunbathe topless and I'm a scandal."
ZORRO: "You're not Brigitte Bardot, remember?"
ELENA [impersonating Bardot]: "Wazza matta? I no make you happy?"

[Doctor Jones]

Indeed. Zeta Jones is ALWAYS hot.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/1987_predator_001.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/1987_predator_001.jpg)
DUTCH: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble. And I really like my car.

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "You're one ugly mother-f***er."

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BATMAN: "Why so serious?"

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: "Do I frighten you?"
LOIS: "No."
SUPERMAN: "Do you want me to?"


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SUPERMAN: "There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."

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BATMAN: "That's it! Game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!"

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Reeve---Superman-Photograph-C10102842.jpeg
SUPERMAN: "Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?"

[Hotwire]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Vaderrots.jpeg
Palpatine: One day this will all be your's.
Vader: What, the curtains?!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Vaderrots.jpeg
Palpatine: One day this will all be your's.
Vader: What, the curtains?!
Hehehehehe

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SUPERMAN: "Are you frightened?"
LOIS LANE: "Yes."
SUPERMAN: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hehehe
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ELENA (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390229/): "You don't have much faith in humanity, do you?"
ZORRO: "None, whatsoever."
ELENA: "I can't accept that. People are basically good; decent. My god, David, we're a civilized society."
ZORO: "Sure, as long as the machines are working and you can dial 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, you scare the s*** out of them - no more rules."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Vaderrots.jpeg

Vader: Sir, those are dummies.
Palpatine: How do you think I got elected?

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Fate

[Dr. Fate]

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JOHN HURT: "Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a ******! Winston Churchill was full of ****! Shakespeare's French!"

[Venom]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1170/tdkpromo3mx5.jpg

I humbly present the crown jewel of Stark Industries Freedom line... ...For your consideration, the Jericho

[Doctor Jones]

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JOHN HURT: THIS IS SPARTA!

[Dr. Fate]

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JOKER: "What are you qualifications?"

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BATMAN: "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

[Doctor Jones]

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JOKER: "What are you qualifications?"

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BATMAN: "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

This is all kinds of win. I remember the first time I saw Beetlejuice when I was five. My mom told me Beetlejuice was the guy who played Batman. And I didn't believe her. :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

This is all kinds of win. I remember the first time I saw Beetlejuice when I was five. My mom told me Beetlejuice was the guy who played Batman. And I didn't believe her. :woot:
Thanks.

Hehehe, yeah. Everytime I watch Beetlejuice ow, I can't help but wonder the awesomeness that a Michael Keaton-Joker could have been, and I imagine a Keaton-Joker would have been quite awesome.

Not to mention that picture of Keaton as Batman works for all kinds of crazy captions.

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg
BATMAN: "Starting tonight, people will die. I'm a man of my word."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks.

Hehehe, yeah. Everytime I watch Beetlejuice ow, I can't help but wonder the awesomeness that a Michael Keaton-Joker could have been, and I imagine a Keaton-Joker would have been quite awesome.

Not to mention that picture of Keaton as Batman works for all kinds of crazy captions.

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg
BATMAN: "Starting tonight, people will die. I'm a man of my word."

Hehehe. Yeah. Keaton would of indeed played an incredible Joker. His comic routine had everything down pat. The timing, and that spark of insanity/craziness that he has in Beetlejuice and in some of his other films. Beetlejuice is probably the closest thing we'll ever get to that. I remember when the audio trailer for TDK first came out. When I heard Heath, I was like, "He sounds like Beetlejuice!"

And I just watched "Jackie Brown" last week. Keaton was indeed awesome for what little screen time he had. He killed Samuel L. Mutherf***ing Jackson!

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: There's a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

[Jack Bauer]

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BATMAN: And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

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BATMAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[Doctor Jones]

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SUPERMAN: Yeah. I can fly.

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: We're in hell. And there's a crucifix in it.