Mix up movie captions

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: We're in hell. And there's a crucifix in it.
Hehe, what's that from?


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RON: "You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."


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RON: "I want you to clean your vagina."
HERMIONE: ":wow:"


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JABBA THE HUTT: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

[Doctor Jones]

Hehe, what's that from?


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RON: "You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."


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RON: "I want you to clean your vagina."
HERMIONE: ":wow:"


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JABBA THE HUTT: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Mike Nichols "The Birdcage" with Robin Williams.

And great captions!

[Doctor Jones]

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JABBA THE HUTT: Doctor Jones. Again we see there is nothing you possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up.

[Doctor Jones]

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JABBA THE HUTT: You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.

http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/files/u3/han_solo.jpg
HAN SOLO: Now you're getting nasty.

[Dr. Fate]

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JABBA THE HUTT: You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.

http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/files/u3/han_solo.jpg
HAN SOLO: Now you're getting nasty.
Thanks, Thanks and hehehehehe

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HAN SOLO: "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do."


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ELENA: "You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"

[Dr. Fate]

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CARROT #2: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

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HAN SOLO: "Yippie-Kayai, Mother-F***er."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks, Thanks and hehehehehe

http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/files/u3/han_solo.jpg
HAN SOLO: "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do."


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ELENA: "You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"

Hehehehehe and thanks! One of my favorite qoutes from the Indy series.

And boy, I remember when I was five years old and I saw the trailer for the Mask of Zorro. That last part with Jones and her dress falling, it was one of the things that made me :wow:. And Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiter, Nicole Kidman, and Uma Thurman from the Batman films were the casues of me figuring out I was straight. :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg

BATMAN: NICE F***ING MODEL!!

[The Navigator]

And Fate brings in the random-@ss hilarity. :D:up: Also liked the Indy/Star Wars ones.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Robert_Downey_as_Iron_Man.jpg
"How do I look?"

http://www.superherostuff.com/lt_colonel_james_rhodey_rhodes_terrence_howard_iro n_man.jpg
"Like a hood ornament."

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehehe and thanks! One of my favorite qoutes from the Indy series.

And boy, I remember when I was five years old and I saw the trailer for the Mask of Zorro. That last part with Jones and her dress falling, it was one of the things that made me :wow:. And Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiter, Nicole Kidman, and Uma Thurman from the Batman films were the casues of me figuring out I was straight. :woot:
Yeah, I know what you mean man. I was 14 when Zorro came out, and when they showed Jones losing her dress, man, it was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen - not to mention the reason why so many people went out to see the movie.:grin: You can see even more of Catherine's lovely self on display in her film debut, SHEREZADE, made when she was like barely 21.

Thanks Rabbit, bringing in random ass hilarity is what I live for.

Glad you guys like the quotes.

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JABBA THE HUTT: "What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaelogical find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even YOU may be worth something."

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HAN SOLO: "Hahahaha..." [under his breath] "...son of a *****..."

[Dr. Fate]

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DOC OCK: "Do you find me sadistic?"

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DOC OCK: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

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DOC OCK: "I've played this stinkin' city like a harp from Hell!"

[Doctor Jones]

Great stuff Rabbit and Fate! Those Molina captions never fail! It really looks like he's saying DeVito's lines from BR. And I always laugh when Indy mutters that under his breath.

I always laugh when Marion thinks Indy's whip is a snake. After she jabs the torch at him, he shouts, "OW! Jesus!"

:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

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RON: "So, are you still a virgin?"
HERMIONE: ":oWhy is my sexual status so important to you?!:o"

No, I did not make that up, it really is from a movie.

[The Navigator]

^Which movie, specifically?

Maybe two people will know what this is from, but--

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"I met Death today. We are playing chess."

[The Navigator]

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*gasp*
"GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN!"

[Eddie Dean]

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"Bruce, don't make me your only hope for a normal life."

[Doctor Jones]

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DOC: Did you see anything, Marty?!
MARTY: No, Doc. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
DOC: GOOD!

[Doctor Jones]

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AUNT MAY: You no good, cowardly son of a ******! You shot an unarmed man!
DOC OCK: He should of armed himself!

[Ash J. Williams]

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"Report back to me when it makes sense."

[The Navigator]

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RIPLEY: All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
HICKS: What the hell does that mean?

[Doctor Jones]

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RIPLEY: We're in hell. And there's a crucifix in it.

[Dr. Fate]

^Which movie, specifically?

St. Elmo's Fire, one of the "Brat Pack" films of the 1980s.


Maybe two people will know what this is from, but--

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"I met Death today. We are playing chess."
That's from the Seventh Seal, isn't it?

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DEATH: "Are you a god?"
BILL: "No."
DEATH: "Then die!"
TED: "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!"

[protocida]

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NOT THE BEEEEEEEEES!

[protocida]

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HOMER: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegun. And i'm out of bubblegun.

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HOMER: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

[protocida]

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JAMES BOND: Do you have any boundries?
VESPER LYND: Never in the butt.
JAMES BOND: Clever.

[Doctor Jones]

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PETER: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!

[Eggyman]

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8337/6a00d83451be5969e200e54kz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jack Sparrow: Each of you has a remote, to blow up the other boat.

[Doctor Jones]

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VESPER LYND: Unless you feel inadequate.
JAMES BOND: INADEQUATE?!!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8337/6a00d83451be5969e200e54kz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

JACK: Yeah. I can fly.

[protocida]

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HOMER: You know i'm not the religious type, but if You're up there... Save me, Superman!

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SUPERMAN: No.

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[Dr. Fate]

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HICKS: "AK-47.The baddest one there is.When you absolutely,positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

[Doctor Jones]

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HICKS: "AK-47.The baddest one there is.When you absolutely,positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

Hehehehe. Jackie Brown baby!

[Dr. Fate]

^You know it.

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T.E. LAWRENCE: "Set marshal law to take effect at daybreak."

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ELENA: "You declare marshal law right now!"

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T.E. LAWRENCE: "Don't you tell me when to declare marshal law!"







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LEX LUTHOR: "Black guys, help the white guys!"

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MACE WINDU: "What the Hell did he just say?!"


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HICKS: "He said black guys help the white guys."

[Doctor Jones]

^You know it.

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T.E. LAWRENCE: "Set marshal law to take effect at daybreak."

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ELENA: "You declare marshal law right now!"

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T.E. LAWRENCE: "Don't you tell me when to declare marshal law!"







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LEX LUTHOR: "Black guys, help the white guys!"

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MACE WINDU: "What the Hell did he just say?!"


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HICKS: "He said black guys help the white guys."

Hahahahahahaha! Stripes is a great movie!

[StylishHokie21]

These are great guys. Keep it up!:up:

[The Navigator]

St. Elmo's Fire, one of the "Brat Pack" films of the 1980s.
Ah, gotcha.

That's from the Seventh Seal, isn't it?
Yep. Good catch.

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DEATH: "Are you a god?"
BILL: "No."
DEATH: "Then die!"
TED: "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!"
Heh, Ghostbusters.

[The Navigator]

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MARTIN SHEEN: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!

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(all the African American members put up their hands)
SHEEN: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
MORGAN FREEMAN: Hey, wait a minute...
SHEEN: Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?

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[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
MARTIN SHEEN: Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The D*****s'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed, for God's Sake. Are there any questions, men?
[Morgan Freeman raises his hand]
SHEEN: Yes, Soldier?

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FREEMAN: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
SHEEN: I don't listen to hip-hop.
FREEMAN: Hey!

[The Navigator]

Edit.

[The Navigator]

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"Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!"

[The Navigator]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
-"Brought peace?"
"Oh, peace - shut up!"

[C.F. Kane]

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MARTIN SHEEN: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080220/Oscars/Morgan-Freeman-Glory_l.jpg

(all the African American members put up their hands)
SHEEN: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
MORGAN FREEMAN: Hey, wait a minute...
SHEEN: Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?

http://www.nationalparkstraveler.com/files/storyphotos/GETT-Movie.jpg

[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
MARTIN SHEEN: Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The D*****s'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed, for God's Sake. Are there any questions, men?
[Morgan Freeman raises his hand]
SHEEN: Yes, Soldier?

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FREEMAN: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
SHEEN: I don't listen to hip-hop.
FREEMAN: Hey!

Ha! Nice.

[Dr. Fate]

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MARTIN SHEEN: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080220/Oscars/Morgan-Freeman-Glory_l.jpg

(all the African American members put up their hands)
SHEEN: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
MORGAN FREEMAN: Hey, wait a minute...
SHEEN: Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?

http://www.nationalparkstraveler.com/files/storyphotos/GETT-Movie.jpg

[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
MARTIN SHEEN: Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The D*****s'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed, for God's Sake. Are there any questions, men?
[Morgan Freeman raises his hand]
SHEEN: Yes, Soldier?

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080220/Oscars/Morgan-Freeman-Glory_l.jpg

FREEMAN: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
SHEEN: I don't listen to hip-hop.
FREEMAN: Hey!
Bwahahahaha, I just wish I knew what that was from. I know the other one is from Monty Python's Life of Brian.


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MORGAN FREEMAN: "Spying on 30 million people is not part of my job description."

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FREEMAN: "Let me get this straight - you think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."


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FREEMAN: "Those poor schmucks... they drive Chevrolets, shop at Wal-Mart, never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans. The idea of slaughtering Americans... it just turns my stomach."

[Dr. Fate]

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"Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!"
Hehe, what's that from?

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JOKER: "The people in New York live on pet food and they'll kill you for a quarter. You don't dare take a walk for fear of someone sticking a knife in your ribs. Think about it. If you stay home, they come in through the windows! Ten year old homicidal maniacs on every street corner. They go to school! Hah! They go to school!"

[Doctor Jones]

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MORGAN FREEMAN: You use your hand?!

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MARTIN SHEEN: I don't use it much anymore.

[Dr. Fate]

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GINNY WEASLEY: "Did I just score?"

[Doctor Jones]

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HICKS: If you're not thinking of pu**y, you're not concentrating at all.

[Dr. Fate]

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HICKS: If you're not thinking of pu**y, you're not concentrating at all.
Hehehehehe

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ELENA: "Klingon Bastards You've Killed My Son!"

[The Navigator]

Thanks, Kane, Fate.

Bwahahahaha, I just wish I knew what that was from. I know the other one is from Monty Python's Life of Brian.

Both of those quotes are from South Park: The Movie (Bigger, Longer, and Uncut).

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Kane, Fate.



Both of those quotes are from South Park: The Movie (Bigger, Longer, and Uncut).
Sure thing. I still haven't seen that actually. Thanks.

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RACHEL DAWES #2: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

Somehow, that line seems funnier coming from the mouth of a woman. Who agrees?

[Doctor Jones]

Sure thing. I still haven't seen that actually. Thanks.

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RACHEL DAWES #2: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

Somehow, that line seems funnier coming from the mouth of a woman. Who agrees?

It does. But I don't think they would say it. They would think it. :woot:

Oh, and my last question was from Body of Lies. Did you see it yet Fate? Or have any interest? It was quite good.

[The Navigator]

It sounds almost cute, especially with that picture.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/james-bond-16.jpg

BOND: I don't know how to put this, but--I'm kind of a big deal.
VESPER: Really.
BOND: People know me.
VESPER: Well, I'm very happy for you.
BOND: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[The Navigator]

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"I am gonna straight-up murder your ass."

[Dr. Fate]

Have not seen "Body of Lies" yet. Any good?

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ASH: "You're a dead man, Macready! Or a dead whatever the Hell you are!"


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CHARLTON HESTON/MOSES: "You want this body..."

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CATHERINE ZETA-JONES/ELENA: "Is this a trick question?"

[Dr. Fate]

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HERMIONE: "If you saw him Stathis, if you saw how scared and angry and desperate he is-!"
RON: "I'm sure Typhoid Mary was a very nice person to when you saw her socially."


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BAD DRUNK SUPERMAN: "There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/36/EvilSupermanCloseup.jpg
BAD DRUNK SUPERMAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/gerard_butler/300b.jpg
LEONIDAS: "Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://nmallory.exit-23.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lfc3kilmer1.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "For Frodo..."


http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some orc."

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome, awesome LOTR qoutes Fate! LOTR is always welcome and is 100% certified made for kick ass. And yeah, Body of LIes was good. It could of lost ten minutes but yeah, it was good. And you can tell by my second sig I really liked Crowe's character. Best quote in the film!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_Batman482m_20c5519.jpg

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/3/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_cap100m_046e97c.jpg
"I am gonna straight-up murder your ass."

:lmao: Hahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! The look on Keston's face says it all!

[Doctor Jones]

Edit.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_Batman482m_20c5519.jpg
JOKER: Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on. Come on, come on. I want you to do it, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me! HIT ME!!!

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/3/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_cap100m_046e97c.jpg
Hehehehehehehe

And thanks.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Two-Face.jpg?t=1223701028
TWO-FACE: "You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts..."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Fate.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_Batman482m_20c5519.jpg
JOKER: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. Who knows? In a thousand years even you may be worth something.

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/3/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_cap100m_046e97c.jpg
BATMAN: Hahaha! *under breath* Son of a b*tch.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_Batman482m_20c5519.jpg
JOKER: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. Who knows? In a thousand years even you may be worth something.

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/3/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_cap100m_046e97c.jpg
BATMAN: Hahaha! *under breath* Son of a b*tch.
Bwahahahahaha

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Oh my God was that a ninja?!"

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images2/Bruce%20Lee.jpg
BRUCE LEE: "More like a "non"-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Two-Face.jpg?t=1223701028
TWo-FACE: "Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid."

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
Connery: "It's a bug hunt."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2144/funnymb1.png
TONY STARK: "Well a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images2/Bruce%20Lee.jpg

"I kick arse for the Lord."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images2/Bruce%20Lee.jpg

"I kick arse for the Lord."
Hehehehe, nice.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?!"

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~hakgu/t2pics/kyle01.gif
KYLE REESE: "Nope. Just me baby, just me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6497/gbu1280e4yk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
THE MAN WITH NO NAME: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."


http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
GHOST OF JOR-EL: "There is a great disturbance in the Force..."

[Doctor Jones]

Nice one on the Eastwood one Fate. Just watched The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly on Saturday. I don't usually like westerns, but this film was truly badass and awesome at the same time! I've seen Unforgiven, but I prefer this film. But I plan on watching 3:10 To Yuma. The one with Crowe and Bale. I've always wanted to see that. And nice use of ESB, Fate!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6497/gbu1280e4yk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
BLONDIE: I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6497/gbu1280e4yk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
BLONDIE: I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.
Thanks Jones and nice use of Last Crusade.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
RACHEL DAWES #2: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e150/higienemental/movies/Freddy_Krueger.jpg
FREDDY: "I am gonna straight up murder your ass!"

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Fate.

Where that "Im gonna straight up murder your ass" quote from? It's hilarious.

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images2/Bruce%20Lee.jpg

LEE: Never touch a Chinese man's radio!

[The Navigator]

Thanks Fate.

Where that "Im gonna straight up murder your ass" quote from? It's hilarious.

Anchorman.

[Doctor Jones]

Anchorman.

Hehehe. Thanks. Haven't seen it yet. Though I'd like to. Taledega Nights was awesome though. :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~hakgu/t2pics/kyle01.gif

KYLE REESE: There are two types of people in this world. People who shoot and people who dig. You dig.

[The Navigator]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_060608shinim_b5b5f02.jpg

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

[The Navigator]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_m17mwBatmanm_f0b5dda.jpg

"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over."

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_darkknightim_7ae2773.jpg

"Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes."

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_comcastintem_f2537e8.png

"Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club..."

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_27000021731m_7baa426.jpg

"...you have to fight."

[Doctor Jones]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_060608shinim_b5b5f02.jpg

JACK: You can't handle the truth!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_m17mwBatmanm_f0b5dda.jpg

"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over."

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_darkknightim_7ae2773.jpg

"Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes."

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_comcastintem_f2537e8.png

"Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club..."

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_27000021731m_7baa426.jpg

"...you have to fight."
Hahaha, nice.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "I thought you loved me."
RON: "Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray."
HARRY: "What? I ain't gay!"
RON: "What are you talking about? You took me to that club."
HARRY: "So? They play good music."
RON: "What about our trip to San Francisco?"
HARRY: "I wanted to go shopping."
RON: "But... you made love to me."
HARRY: "First of all, you sucked my-"
RON: "Whatever!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
MICHAEL KEATON BATMAN: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?! No human can tolerate the radiation in there!"

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
CHRISTOPHER REEVE SUPERMAN: "As you're very fond of pointing out Doctor, I am not human."

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/2205/dk0026ef3.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family."

[Doctor Jones]

Perfect use of Pulp Fiction Fate!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I...okay, I'll do a damned lot count!"

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
"Sir? Right now?"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"Sure, right now! You're darned tootin'!"

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Jones.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I...okay, I'll do a damned lot count!"

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
"Sir? Right now?"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"Sure, right now! You're darned tootin'!"
Hehe, what's that from?

http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
RICO: "You're a dead man, MacReady! Or a dead whatever the Hell you are!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
SOLDIER: You're bleeding, man!
RICO: I ain't got time to bleed!

[Dr. Fate]

Good use of Predator up there.


http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
CHARLTON HESTON/MOSES: "Will you marry me?"

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES/ELENA: "I don't think now's the best time!"


http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg
RICO: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."


http://charltonhestonworld.homestead.com/files/ch-elcid-color_pic1.jpg
EL CID: "You have my sword."

http://blogs.amctv.com/future-of-classic/troy42.jpg
PARIS: "And you have my bow."

http://best-horror-movies.com/images/evil-dead-2-ash-the-killer.jpg
ASH: "And my Axe!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/09/lge_Willy_071107024606677_wideweb__300x300.jpg
Willy: Just because I have a Chocolate Factory and giving the opertunity to one of the 5 children who enter my factory with a golden ticket Doesn't mean im micheal jackson.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/09/lge_Willy_071107024606677_wideweb__300x300.jpg
Willy: Just because I have a Chocolate Factory and giving the opertunity to one of the 5 children who enter my factory with a golden ticket Doesn't mean im micheal jackson.
Hehehe

http://best-horror-movies.com/images/evil-dead-2-ash-the-killer.jpg
ASH: "Grow Those Back!!!"

[Spider-Kid]

Hehehe

http://best-horror-movies.com/images/evil-dead-2-ash-the-killer.jpg
ASH: "Grow Those Back!!!"



hehehehehehehe... and thanks

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg
Guy from shining: Hereeeeeeeeeeeee's one of the best movie quotes that chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanged movieeeeeeeeeeeeeee historyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!


































































Here's Johnny!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg
NICHOLSON: "Why So Serious?"

[Doctor Jones]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg
JACK: Winged freak. Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me.

[Doctor Jones]

Somebody really needs to do a manip of that Jack picture and turn it into Heath's Joker. But photoshop the whiskers of course.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg
PRESIDENT WHITMORE: "That's what we want - keep everyone deeply disturbed. We don't want to start a panic. No other president has ever faced a situation quite like this. I wonder what President Ford would have done."

[The Navigator]

Nice ones, guys.

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VADER: No more...grant me mercy, I beg you!
LUKE: You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff.

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg
PRESIDENT WHITMORE: I don't give any views. I'm no longer a public figure. I just want to be left alone.

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg
GENERAL: Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could only generate sympothy for the rebellion and the senate.
PRESIDENT WHITMORE: Leave that to me.

[Dr. Fate]

Nice ones, guys.

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/10/28/redwoods_wolf/f_lukevaderm_8f1f994.jpg

VADER: No more...grant me mercy, I beg you!
LUKE: You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff.
Back at ya Rabbit.

Nice use of Star Wars meeting ID4 there Jones.

http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/47310/2004350944243009585_rs.jpg
Hulk: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak! And you have to wear a mask!"

http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/865745/640/865745.jpg
IRON MAN: "You might be right."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/865745/640/865745.jpg
IRON MAN: "Death to Videodrome! Long Live The New Flesh!"

[BizarroAids]

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JOKER -"You'll get two seperate injections. One into the deep tissues, the other into the bone marrow. Bone ones are gonna hurt."

:o My attempt.

[John Locke]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2144/funnymb1.png
Tony: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

[Dr. Fate]

Hehe, always nice to see a Back to the Future line.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
JOKER: "Mason Verger doesn't want to kill me any more than I want to kill him. He just wants to see me suffer in some unimaginable way. He is rather twisted, you know."

[Doctor Jones]

Damn, nice use of BTTF.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2144/funnymb1.png
TONY: Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind.
RHODES: But they're gonna kill her!
TONY: Better her than me!

[Morg]

Please do not hot link pics, host them yourself. Warning will be giving to first timers but after several warnings if the person continue to hot link probation will be given

Read Bamf's announcement about the hot linking and what you can do to host pics yourself (http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=31&a=103)

[The Navigator]

RIP Fate.

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_ObiWanKenobm_152d7dc.jpg
"First Prime..."

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_carbonitem_fcea397.jpg
"...then Ultra Magnus..."

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_vaderlukebem_f0862db.png
"...now you."

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg
"It's a pity you autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction now."

[Doctor Jones]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_ObiWanKenobm_152d7dc.jpg

OBI-WAN: If you become more than just a man. If you devote yourself to an ideal. You become something else entirely.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_vaderlukebem_f0862db.png
VADER: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight. But if I must, then I must. May the best man win. Put her there!

*Luke takes his hand out, Vader grabs Luke's ring*

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg

VADER: The ring! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a fool! What's with you man? C'mon! Here let me give it back to you. Oh!

*Vader begins to give the ring to Luke. Luke reaches out. Vader drops it into the abyss*

VADER: Oh, look at that! You fell for it too! I can't believe it, man!

[Spider-Kid]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_vaderlukebem_f0862db.png

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your UNCLE!!!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,I thought you were my dad!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_vaderlukebem_f0862db.png

Darth Vader: They just want to show us they are brave warriors. And they want us to follow them to the village.
Luke: Follow them?
Darth Vader: Yeah, to return the prisoner, and to talk.
Luke: Hey listen, I-I don't know about this. I think they want us for dinner tonight.

[The Navigator]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_060608shinim_b5b5f02.jpg

"You've got the touch......you've got the power..."

[Spider-Kid]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/10/22/redwoods_wolf/f_060608shinim_b5b5f02.jpg

"You've got the touch......you've got the power..."


I loved the Transformers Movie from 1986.

[Panthro]

Hehehe, great stuff Rabbit, Jones, Ash.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El_CID1.jpg
EL CID: "This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight, not as clumsy or random as a blaster, an elegant weapon from a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace & justice in the old republic. Before the Dark Times. Before the Empire."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/alansteel18.jpg
HERCULES: "Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc."




http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/ElizabethSwannWasAinFactA100PureVir.jpg
ELIZABETH SWANN: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Don't make me bust you up, man!"



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DentRachel.jpg
RACHEL: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
DENT: "But of course you are."
RACHEL: "Plenty O'Toole."
DENT: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/animated/animation.gif

Spock: "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/animated/star.gif

Kirk: "Sup dog?"

[Panthro]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/star.gif

Kirk: "Sup dog?"
Oh My God My Eyes! They Bleed!:waa:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Michael_Pare_664.jpg
TOM CODY: "Are you saying it's from the future?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "One possible future. From your point of view. I don't know tech stuff."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/ent048.jpg
EL CID: "There Can Be Only One!"

[Doctor Jones]

What Panthro? You don't like what you see from the new ST film?

[Panthro]

What Panthro? You don't like what you see from the new ST film?
I don't like the way the new Kirk looks in that particular GIF.

[The Navigator]

Nice ones. :up:

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg

"I suppose you're about to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions?"

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg

"I would not remind you of that which you know so well."

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg

"Were I to invoke logic, however, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
-"Or the one."

[Doctor Jones]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
SPOCK: Revenge is not an idea we promote on our planet.



http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
KIRK: Oh. Well, that good.



http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
SPOCK: But we're not on our planet, are we?



http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg

[Panthro]

Hehe, good ones Rabbit, Jones.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanVsJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see Him together, I've got nothing better to do!"

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanVsJoker.jpg
JOKER: What's step number three?
BATMAN: To get to step number four.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanVsJoker.jpg
BATMAN: Anyone who talks during this presentation will fail this course. :ikyn

[Panthro]

What are those from, Jones?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El-Cid-03.jpg
EL CID: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DentRachel.jpg
DENT: "You weigh a little more than 108."
RACHEL: "Oh really?:o"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
JOKER: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I will leave you as you left me... as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet... buried alive... buried alive..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
BATMAN: "Khan!"

[Doctor Jones]

What are those from, Jones?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El-Cid-03.jpg
EL CID: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

The first is from The Mask of Zorro and the second is from Spider-Man of course. I thought I gave it away when I posted this: :ikyn

[Panthro]

The first is from The Mask of Zorro and the second is from Spider-Man of course. I thought I gave it away when I posted this: :ikyn
D'oh.:o

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El-Cid-03.jpg
EL CID: "When was it you started thinking you were better than me?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El-Cid-03.jpg
EL CID: You have to answer for Santino, Carlo. You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people.
GOMEZ: Mike, you got it all wrong.
EL CID: Ah, that little farce you played with my sister. You think that would fool a Corleone?
GOMEZ: Mike, I'm innocent. I swear on the kids.
EL CID: Sit down.
GOMEZ: Please don't do this to me, Mike. Please don't.
EL CID: Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did.
[Gomez starts sobbing]
EL CID: Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son.
[Gomez get handed a drink]
EL CID: Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're out of the family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. Tom?
[Tom hands Michael an airplane ticket]
EL CID: I want you to stay there, you understand?
[Gomez nods]
EL CID: Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. Now, who approached you first? Barzini or Tattalgia?
GOMEZ: It was Barzini.
EL CID: Good. There's a car outside that will take you to the airport. I'll call your wife and tell her what flight you're on.
GOMEZ: Listen, Mike...
EL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/) CID: Go on. Get out of my sight.



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El-Cid-03.jpg
EL CID: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El-Cid-03.jpg
EL CID: "The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet."

[Doctor Jones]

Great use of the Godfather and SW Panthro!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El-Cid-03.jpg
GOMEZ: You're polishing a gun with no bullets. What kind of plan is that?
EL CID: I'm like a little boy playing with his d*ck when he's nervous.

[Panthro]

Great use of the Godfather and SW Panthro!
Thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/el_cid21.jpg
EL CID: "They can take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/el_cid21.jpg

"A naked American man stole my balloons."

[Sexecutioner]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
BATMAN: Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
BATMAN: Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! A dude in my gym class did that yesterday. :woot: What's it from?

[wiegeabo]

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! A dude in my gym class did that yesterday. :woot: What's it from?

Dumb and Dumber, I think.

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
BATMAN: I'm a rooster illusion!

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Alright. Flaming Dragon. Take a big step back and literally....






http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
F**K YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!!!

[Cracker Jack]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg

Vader: Now, here's the sum total: One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it? Can You digggggggg it

[The Navigator]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/26/redwoods_wolf/f_ed20918m_6c80596.jpg
ED-209: You have the right to remain silent, until...

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/26/redwoods_wolf/f_lobby1m_d4a22da.jpg
ED-209:...and, uh, and anything you say can be used against you, when you, uh, when...

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/26/redwoods_wolf/f_ed20920m_a4e839b.jpg
ED-209:...oh, f**k this due process s**t.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg
Vader: To them you're just a freak. Like me. They need you right now, but when they don't... They'll cast you out. Like a leper. You see their morals, their code. It's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.... They're only as good as the world allows thew to be. You'll see. When the chips are down, and these civilized people? They'll eat eachother.

[Panthro]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg
Vader: To them you're just a freak. Like me. They need you right now, but when they don't... They'll cat you out. Like a leper. You see their morals, their code. It's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows thew to be. You'll see. When the chips are down, and these civilized people? They'll eat eachother.
Nice use of TDK there Jones.

[Panthro]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg

Vader: Now, here's the sum total: One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it? Can You digggggggg it
Good use of the Warriors there Rabbit.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/el_cid21.jpg
EL CID: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/El-Cid-03.jpg
GOMEZ: You turned her against me!
EL CID: You have done that yourself.
GOMEZ: You will not take her from me!
EL CID: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now.... until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
GOMEZ: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, and prosperity to my new empire.
EL CID: Your new empire?
GOMEZ: Don't make me kill you.
EL CID: Anakin, my alleigance is to the Republic. To democracy!
GOMEZ: If you're not with me... then you're my enemy.
EL CID: Only Sith deal in absolutes. I will do what I must.
GOMEZ: You will try.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg

Vader: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out...getting anywhere...getting all the way to the FBI.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/10/redwoods_wolf/f_DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg

Vader: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out...getting anywhere...getting all the way to the FBI.

Hehehe. Silence of the Lambs.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg
VADER: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg
''A Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do''

[The Navigator]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/28/redwoods_wolf/f_157707141m_d5a77fe.gif

GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE: Wait, he said I don't know what it's like to be a black person? I am mister black people!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of *me*."

[wiegeabo]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg
"Ludicrous speed GO!"

[The Squirrel]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
SPOCK: Revenge is not an idea we promote on our planet.



http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
KIRK: Oh. Well, that good.



http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
SPOCK: But we're not on our planet, are we?



http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg

As I read the post above this one, I though about Toy Story and I was going to do those lines, and then I scrolled down. :(

Still funny though. :up:

[Jack Bauer]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg

SPOCK: Look, ****stick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg

Spock: I need your support, I need your expertise, I need your input, and most importantly, I need your money.

[wiegeabo]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg

Spock: "Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/28/redwoods_wolf/f_157707141m_d5a77fe.gif

"Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?"

[wiegeabo]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070925/american01_l.jpg

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

[Doctor Jones]

As I read the post above this one, I though about Toy Story and I was going to do those lines, and then I scrolled down. :(

Still funny though. :up:

Thanks for being a good sport about it. :yay:

[Doctor Jones]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070925/american01_l.jpg

NORTON: Um... he did it!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg

SPOCK: Look, ****stick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass!

Hahahaha! Tropic Thunder!

[Panthro]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg

Spock: "Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!"
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Most excellent.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hectorbitmap.jpg
HECTOR: "Spartans! Prepare for Glory!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hectorbitmap.jpg
HECTOR: "Spartans, eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!"

[protocida]

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
Alright, contestant #2, what's your guess?

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
R$ 850,00.

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
What about you, contest #3?

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
What was the last guess?

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
R$ 850,00.

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
OK... R$ 851,00.

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
*BEEP* YOU!!!!!!

[Panthro]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/11/28/redwoods_wolf/f_157707141m_d5a77fe.gif

"Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?"
Hehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/042_5troy.jpg
ACHILLES: "There Can Be Only One!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/eric_bana_and_orlando_bloom.jpg
PARIS: "I don't know what the Hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/042_5troy.jpg
ACHILLES: "So you sweethearts were gonna have yourselves a little lynching party huh?! I might just have to put an END to you on general principles, Nauls. Did it ever occur to anyone in the jury that someone might have gotten some of my clothes and stuck them up the furance?!?!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DarthVaderbm_0168823.jpg
Darth Vader: I will put you on a offer you cannot reject.

[Doctor Jones]

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
Alright, contestant #2, what's your guess?

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
R$ 850,00.

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
What about you, contest #3?

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
What was the last guess?

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
R$ 850,00.

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
OK... R$ 851,00.

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
*BEEP* YOU!!!!!!

I love this! It reminds me when my family and I go out to dinner, we all guess the bill, my brother guesses and I guess one or two numbers closest to his.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/eric_bana_hector.jpg
HECTOR: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hectorbitmap.jpg
HECTOR: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "I want the truth!"
JOKER: "You can't handle the truth!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg

Batman: This is your last chance! Surrender now!
Joker: DEATH FIRST!

[The Squirrel]

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
Alright, contestant #2, what's your guess?

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
R$ 850,00.

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
What about you, contest #3?

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
What was the last guess?

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/startrektrailercap26small.jpg
R$ 850,00.

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
OK... R$ 851,00.

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
*BEEP* YOU!!!!!!

Awesome.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "I've grown tired of asking so this will be the last time - where is the Rebel base?"

[The Navigator]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/3/12/3/f_untitledm_3ab00e3.jpg
"They gave each other a pledge. Unheard of, absurd."


http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/3/f_lukevaderm_f9cb16b.jpg

"You gave each other a pledge? Unthinkable. Where do you think you are?
In Moscow? In Paris? Where do think they are? America?"

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/12/3/f_EmperorPalpm_38b7d6f.jpg

"And what do you think you're doing? You stitcher, you nothing! Who do think you are? King Solomon?
This isn't the way it's done, not here, not now."

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/12/3/f_lightningm_bacd485.jpg

"Some things I will not, I cannot, allow!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/12/3/f_EmperorPalpm_38b7d6f.jpg
Who cares if I didn´t turn Luke into the dark side? I did that to the whole movie series, hahahahahaha!

[ultimatefan]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
SPOCK: By Grabthar´s Hammer, by The Sons of Worvan, you shall be av... No wait, this can´t be right...

[Whoa]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg

Joker - Come on crouching tiger don't you hide that dragon

[The Navigator]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/12/3/f_excalibur2m_97edb32.jpg

MERLIN: Who goes there?

http://img19.picoodle.com/img/img19/3/12/3/f_Excalibur7m_514b468.jpg

ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!


http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/12/3/f_excalibur2m_97edb32.jpg

MERLIN:...Pull the other one.

[The Navigator]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg

BATMAN: I am your king.
JOKER: Well I didn't vote for you.
BATMAN: You don't vote for kings.
JOKER: Well how'd you become king then?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg

BATMAN: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg

JOKER: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg

JOKER: I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
BATMAN: Be quiet!
JOKER: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
BATMAN: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

JOKER: Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
BATMAN: BLOODY PEASANT!

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg

BATMAN: I am your king.
JOKER: Well I didn't vote for you.
BATMAN: You don't vote for kings.
JOKER: Well how'd you become king then?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg

BATMAN: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg

JOKER: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg

JOKER: I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
BATMAN: Be quiet!
JOKER: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
BATMAN: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

JOKER: Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
BATMAN: BLOODY PEASANT!
:applaudGreat use of Monty Python & The Holy Grail!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hectorbitmap.jpg
HECTOR: "Madness? This... Is... Sparta!"

[Sexecutioner]

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq265/ryanpumroy/joker1.jpg

Joker: Are you afraid or aren't you?

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq265/ryanpumroy/batman.jpg

Batman: I will not allow you to lecture me.

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq265/ryanpumroy/joker2.jpg

Joker: Then why don't you stop me?

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq265/ryanpumroy/choke.jpg

[Doctor Jones]

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq265/ryanpumroy/batman.jpg

BATMAN: Johnny Walker on the rocks.

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq265/ryanpumroy/joker1.jpg

JOKER: We don't take these anymore. This is a cash bar.

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq265/ryanpumroy/choke.jpg

BATMAN: You're a f**king ugly b*tch. I'm gonna stab you to death. Then play around in your blood.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq265/ryanpumroy/batman.jpg

BATMAN: I like to disect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

[protocida]

http://www.filmcriticblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/batman_bale-1.jpg
BATMAN: You know what's the difference between you and me?

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1699/148882-batman_400.jpg
BATMAN: No.

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/b/Bale_Christian/sq_batman_bale_wb_050420.jpg
BATMAN: I make this look good...

[Panthro]

http://www.filmcriticblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/batman_bale-1.jpg
BATMAN: You know what's the difference between you and me?

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1699/148882-batman_400.jpg
BATMAN: No.

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/b/Bale_Christian/sq_batman_bale_wb_050420.jpg
BATMAN: I make this look good...
Hehehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Jokerscar.jpg
JOKER: "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see Him together, I've got nothing better to do!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Jokerscar.jpg
JOKER: "Batman? Batman?! Can someone tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up like a Bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Jokerscar.jpg
JOKER: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
GENERAL ZOD: "What the bloody Hell's going on?!"
SUPERMAN: "I'll tell you what's going on! First, you waste four years of my life! Then you take away the only thing I ever really cared about!"
GENERAL ZOD: "Your bicycle?"

[The Navigator]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/12/8/redwoods_wolf/f_ramonem_887d5c9.jpg

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, mister cowboy?"

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/12/8/redwoods_wolf/f_ClintEastwom_790a7d4.jpg

"Yippie-kay-yay, motherf**ker."

[The Navigator]

http://i35.tinypic.com/29e63ac.jpg

DENT: The ship... out of danger?
JOKER: Yes.
DENT: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
http://i37.tinypic.com/212ehxi.jpg

JOKER: ...the needs of the few...
DENT: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
JOKER: Spock...
DENT: I have been and always shall be your friend.
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/12/8/redwoods_wolf/f_27179905949m_c310711.jpg
DENT: Live long and prosper.

[Panthro]

http://i35.tinypic.com/29e63ac.jpg

DENT: The ship... out of danger?
JOKER: Yes.
DENT: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
http://i37.tinypic.com/212ehxi.jpg

JOKER: ...the needs of the few...
DENT: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
JOKER: Spock...
DENT: I have been and always shall be your friend.
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/12/8/redwoods_wolf/f_27179905949m_c310711.jpg
DENT: Live long and prosper.
That's just full of awesomeness. :applaud

[Panthro]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/12/8/redwoods_wolf/f_ramonem_887d5c9.jpg

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, mister cowboy?"

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/12/8/redwoods_wolf/f_ClintEastwom_790a7d4.jpg

"Yippie-kay-yay, motherf**ker."
Hehehe, you can never go wrong with that quote.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/eric_bana_hector.jpg
HECTOR: "What a noble subject, if only he had a noble King."

[Sexecutioner]

http://i35.tinypic.com/29e63ac.jpg
Harvey: Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.

http://i37.tinypic.com/212ehxi.jpg

Joker: ......Nope. Nothing. I thought I hit you in the shoulder?

http://i35.tinypic.com/29e63ac.jpg

Harvey: My shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my face does! Right here. Not here or here so much, but right here.

http://i37.tinypic.com/212ehxi.jpg

Joker: Nope! Ship-shape!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm gonna kill you!"
GENERAL ZOD: "You idiot! You made me, remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!"
SUPERMAN: "I know you did."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg

Superman: He's a bad guy. He's one of the bad guys.
General Zod: Bad for the US, right, Jim? Not bad in the absolute sense. Just bad for the US.
Superman: Don't f**kin' dance with me. Renda's bad for the Tea & Biscuit Company. He's bad for me personally. You work for me. Renda's bad for me...you're now officially a patriotic citizen of the United States of Jim Byrd. There's no backing out now. We let you in on everything. You don't play. You don't leave. You understand that? You don't play...you don't leave.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
ZOD: "Dent! Jesus, I thought you were dead!"
SUPERMAN: "Half."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Abomination.jpg
ABOMINATION: "Welcome to Hell, little man. And I... Am... The Devil!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Christopher-Reeve---Superman--C1010.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
JOKER: "I didn't kill my wife!"
BATMAN: "I don't care!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
JOKER: "What are you gonna do to me, Valiant?!"
BATMAN: "I'm gonna listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario - a story of greed, sex, and murder. And the parts that I don't like I'm gonna edit out!"
JOKER: "No, you got it all wrong, I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer!"
BATMAN: "Everyone's gotta have a hobby!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/12/8/redwoods_wolf/f_ClintEastwom_790a7d4.jpg
EASTWOOD: If anyone other than Hugh Jackman or Christian Bale plays me in a remake of my old movies, I´ll go Dirty Harry on yo asses!!

[Panthro]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/12/8/redwoods_wolf/f_ClintEastwom_790a7d4.jpg
EASTWOOD: If anyone other than Hugh Jackman or Christian Bale plays me in a remake of my old movies, I´ll go Dirty Harry on yo asses!!
I always thought Jackman looked a lot like Clint.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HulkTitled.jpg
HULK: "Come to me, son of Jor-el! Kneel Before Zod!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/006STM_Vinnie_Jones_007.jpg

JONES: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

[Doctor Jones]

I always thought Jackman looked a lot like Clint.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HulkTitled.jpg
HULK: "Come to me, son of Jor-el! Kneel Before Zod!"

I think my mom and many women would disagree with you on that. :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/006STM_Vinnie_Jones_007.jpg

JONES: Clearly you've never met our women.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/006STM_Vinnie_Jones_007.jpg

JONES: Gloria, if you don't get me my Diet Coke, I will rip your tits off.

[The Navigator]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/3/12/16/redwoods_wolf/f_ucountry69m_d6ed320.jpg

KIRK: Klingon bastard, you killed my son!

[ultimatefan]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/3/12/16/redwoods_wolf/f_ucountry69m_d6ed320.jpg

KIRK: Wow, isn´t this light amazing, Bones? We don´t even look like we´re 70!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/eric_bana_hector.jpg
HECTOR: "I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American Way."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Elizabeth_sc11_a_virgin_with_beer.jpg
ELIZABETH SWANN: "Ha! You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!"

[The Squirrel]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
Hakuna Matta



http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
Hakuna Mawhatta?


http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
HA-KU-NA MAT-TA!!!!!

[kedrell]

http://i37.tinypic.com/212ehxi.jpg

Dent: "Rosebud."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Abomination.jpg
ABOMINATION: "Winged Freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me!"

[Panthro]

Tell me which of these works better -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02facecopy.jpg
TWO-FACE: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
BATMAN: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BlonskyGettingTheStareFromHulk.jpg
HULK: "Are you a god?"
BLONSKY: "No."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryHulk.jpg
HULK: "Then Die!!!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BlonskyGettingTheStareFromHulk.jpg
HULK: "Are you a god?"
BLONSKY: "No."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryHulk.jpg
HULK: "Then Die!!!"


HAHAHAHA :up:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BlonskyGettingTheStareFromHulk.jpg
HULK: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BlonskyGettingTheStareFromHulk.jpg

Hulk: What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

[Panthro]

Love the Hulk meets Pulp Fiction & Predator ones.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HarveyDent.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "The truth is... I am Iron Man."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/harvy_rachel.jpg
RACHEL: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
DENT: "But of course you are."
RACHEL: "Plenty O'Toole."
DENT: "Named after your father, perhaps?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/harvy_rachel.jpg
RACHEL: "You know something, Peter Franks? You're a terrific guy! A little weird, but a terrific guy! Say, why don't we go some place and have a drink?"
DENT: "A drink?"

[The Navigator]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/30/redwoods_wolf/f_brucerachelm_de01af5.jpg
RACHEL: You found me beautiful once.
BRUCEL: Honey, you got real ugly.

[The Navigator]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/1/13/redwoods_wolf/f_largevalkyrm_282acf5.jpg
(reading telegram)
" 'By personal command of the Fuhrer, secrecy essential to success, eliminate the American conspirators.' "
(looks up)
"Germany has declared war on the Jones boys."

[wiegeabo]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/1/13/redwoods_wolf/f_largevalkyrm_282acf5.jpg
"I love the eyepatch by the way. Very... Pirates of the Caribbean... *arg*"

[Panthro]

HAHAHAHA :up:
Thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Dolph_He-Man-1.jpg
HE-MAN: "Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some orc."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/30/redwoods_wolf/f_brucerachelm_de01af5.jpg

Rachel: Kill em' for me, Marv. Kill 'em good.
Brucel: I won't let you down, Goldie.

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/dc/Superman-20090205190327.jpg

"Would you **** me?... I'd **** me... I'd **** me hard..."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/eric_bana_hector.jpg
HECTOR: "The night is always darkest just before the dawn, and I promise you the dawn is coming."

[The Navigator]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/2/11/redwoods_wolf/f_untitledm_17cb688.png

"You're garbage that kills for money."

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/2/11/redwoods_wolf/f_mcmurphyut2m_7f56277.jpg

"Don't talk like one of them, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak...like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/eric_bana_hector.jpg
HECTOR:Don´t make me angry, Achilles. You wouldn´t like me when I´m angry.

[ultimatefan]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/1/13/redwoods_wolf/f_largevalkyrm_282acf5.jpg

CRUISE: How did I lose my eye? When R. Lon Hubbard says put 50 million dollars in my account ofr Xenu will go Empire Strikes Back on yo ass, you´d BETTER put 50 million dollars in his account!

[Jack Bauer]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6046/voorheesunmasked1aw6.jpg

I'm so ronery. So ronery. So
ronery and sadry arone. Dere's
no one, just me onry, sitting on
my rittle throne.

I wook rearry hard and make up
great plans. But nobody
listens, no one understands...
Seems that no one takes me
SER-RI-ROUS-REEEEEEEEE...
And so... I'm rone-ry... A rittle
rone-ry... Poor rittle me.

Dere's nobody I can rerate to.
Feel rike a bird in a cage. It's
kind of sirry...But not rearry...
Because it's firring my body
with rage!

I 'm the smartest most clever,
most physically fit but nobody
seems to rearize it.

When I change the world maybe
they'll notice meeeeeeeeee---
until then I'll just be
lonely...poor little me...
I'm so rone-ryyyyyy.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9752/rzhall3bjr5.jpg

"To be or not to be?"

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8408/hf7y9328robzombiehallowae9.jpg

"Not to be"

[ultimatefan]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/1/13/redwoods_wolf/f_largevalkyrm_282acf5.jpg
The fist guy who calls me Nick Fury will be gutted like a fish!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/1/13/redwoods_wolf/f_largevalkyrm_282acf5.jpg

Let's talk about sex.

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, great stuff guys, love that mixing of Dark Knight with Cuckoo's Nest and the Hulk reference.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/eric_bana_hector.jpg
HECTOR: "I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/1/13/redwoods_wolf/f_largevalkyrm_282acf5.jpg

"Where'd old Bubba Ho-Tep go?"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/alansteel18.jpg
HERCULES [singing]: "There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as a elephant's eye, And it looks like it's climbin' clear up to the sky. Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feelin' Everything's goin' my way."

[The Navigator]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_vaderlookinm_d4bf58c.gif

VADER (to Han): Look, you're marrying princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea. Guards! Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
FETT: "Not to leave the room even if you come and get him."

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_fettlooksatm_6e77591.gif

VADER: No, no--"until" I come and get him.
FETT: "Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room."
VADER: No, no, no--you stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.
FETT: And you'll come and get him.
VADER: Right.
FETT: We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room.

http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_vaderlooksam_2d4320c.gif

VADER: No, no--leaving the room.
FETT: Leaving the room, yes.
VADER: All right?

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_fettlookingm_3277ac9.gif

FETT: Right. Oh, if, if, uh...if, if, if, we...if, if....uhh...
VADER: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_fettlooksatm_9f1352c.gif

FETT: Oh, I remember! Uh, can he leave the room with us?
VADER: No, no, no, no--you just keep him in here and make sure--
FETT: Oh, yes! We'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave, and we were with him-
VADER: Look, just keep him in here.
FETT: Until you or anyone else--
VADER: No, not anyone else, just me.
FETT: Just you--
VADER: Get back.
FETT: Get back.
VADER: All right?
FETT: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
VADER:...and, uh, make sure he doesn't leave the room.
FETT: What?
VADER: Make sure he doesn't leave!
FETT: The prince?
VADER: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave--
FETT: Oh, yes, of course! I thought you meant him!

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FETT: It seemed a bit daft, me having to guard him, when he's a guard.

[wiegeabo]

Classic. :up:

[Doctor Jones]

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VADER (to Han): Look, you're marrying princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea. Guards! Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
FETT: "Not to leave the room even if you come and get him."

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VADER: No, no--"until" I come and get him.
FETT: "Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room."
VADER: No, no, no--you stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.
FETT: And you'll come and get him.
VADER: Right.
FETT: We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room.

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VADER: No, no--leaving the room.
FETT: Leaving the room, yes.
VADER: All right?

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FETT: Right. Oh, if, if, uh...if, if, if, we...if, if....uhh...
VADER: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?

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FETT: Oh, I remember! Uh, can he leave the room with us?
VADER: No, no, no, no--you just keep him in here and make sure--
FETT: Oh, yes! We'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave, and we were with him-
VADER: Look, just keep him in here.
FETT: Until you or anyone else--
VADER: No, not anyone else, just me.
FETT: Just you--
VADER: Get back.
FETT: Get back.
VADER: All right?
FETT: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
VADER:...and, uh, make sure he doesn't leave the room.
FETT: What?
VADER: Make sure he doesn't leave!
FETT: The prince?
VADER: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave--
FETT: Oh, yes, of course! I thought you meant him!

http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_strooperm_ac8c65a.gif

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FETT: It seemed a bit daft, me having to guard him, when he's a guard.

Perfect!

I think that's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

[Jack Bauer]

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MIKAELA: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?

SAM: I have no idea, I've never been outside the states.

MIKAELA: Wait what? Are you ****ing kidding me? Did you make this whole goddamn thing up? Dude you weren't even in the ****ing service?

SAM: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!

MIKAELA: Coast Guard?

SAM: Sanitation Department.

MIKAELA: Oh my god! You're a ****ing garbage man! Dammit! Sam Witwicky lies to me and the whole U.S. of A.!

SAM: I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot!

MIKAELA: Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - it's like punching the American Flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!

[Panthro]

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MADMARTIGAN: "Poor Edward. I had to save them. For you see I am both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be, now... because I choose to be."

[Panthro]

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HOWL: "You weigh a little more than 108."
SOPHIE: "Oh really?"

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: "Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack... he was a mean kid, bad seed. Hurt people."
JOKER: "I like him already." [sinister laughter]
BATMAN: "Yeah well you know the thing is he got sloppy, you know? Crazy. Started losing it. He had a head full of bad wiring I guess. He was the kind of guy... couldn't hear the train until it was two feet in front of him." [Joker is visibly uncomfortable by this point] "You know what happened to this guy, Jack? He made mistakes. And then he ended up with his-"
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BATMAN: "-lights out! Now you wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts..."

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BATMAN: "Excuse me, you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light? I'm gonna kill you."
JOKER: "You idiot! You made me, remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!"
BATMAN: "I know you did."

[The Navigator]

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POPE ALEC GUINNESS: That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that. Have I found Jesus yet? They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well, kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of s**t.

[Panthro]

^Monty Python's Life of Brian? Been a while since I watched it...

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BATMAN: "Listen! And understand! That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever! Until you are dead!"
JOKER: "..."
BATMAN: "..."
JOKER: "Can you stop it?"
BATMAN: "I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know."

[Ash J. Williams]

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Joker: No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!
Batman: Sin? What's all this about sin?
Joker: That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!
Batman: Are you referring to the background score?
Joker: Yes.
Batman: You've heard Beethoven before?
Joker: Yes!
Batman: So, you're keen on music?
Joker: YES!
Batman: Can't be helped. Here's the punishment element perhaps.

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
JOKER: "Good luck."

[Thundarr]

Dirty Harry: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I sorta lost track myself. But seeing how this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I make you horny baby? Do I?

[kedrell]

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Stephen: "Ahem!"
William Wallace: "Huh?":huh:

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Stephen: "Mr. Wallace, you have a massive erection."

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William Wallace: "Really?[looks down] Uh, yes...I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the wool. It's uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the kilt. It's very flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking it back right now. Taking it back to...the kilt store. Oh, this is awkward. I'd better go."

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Stephen: "Yeah."

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William Wallace[to all the rest of the soldiers]: "Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone. Don't act like you're not impressed!"

[Panthro]

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THE COMEDIAN: "Yippie kay-ai, mother-f***er."

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THE COMEDIAN: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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THE COMEDIAN: "The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

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THE COMEDIAN: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

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THE COMEDIAN: "Riddle me this, Riddle me that. Who's afraid of the Big Black Bat?"

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SALLY JUPITER: "So tell me Eddie - is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
THE COMEDIAN: "Cut the comedy Dolores, I've had a very hard day."

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THE COMEDIAN: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
SALLY JUPITER: "I happen to like nice men."
THE COMEDIAN: "I'm a nice man."
SALLY JUPITER: "No you're not you're-" [he kisses her]

[Panthro]

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SALLY JUPITER: "I wish I knew how to quit you."


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THE COMEDIAN: "You think I want to escape from this? There is no escape from this!"

[Panthro]

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SUPERMAN: "You're garbage that kills for money."
LEX LUTHOR: "Don't talk like one of them, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak...like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."