Mix up movie captions

[Panthro]

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THE COMEDIAN: "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JOKERGRR.jpg
JOKER: "I know you... you're dead! We killed you!! We killed you!!!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AComedian.jpg

"The Toecutter -- he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, germ, and watch the kid lay down the rubber road, ride to freedom!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AComedian.jpg

"The Toecutter -- he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, germ, and watch the kid lay down the rubber road, ride to freedom!"
Nice use of Mad Max there Ash.

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THE COMEDIAN: "Do you find me sadistic?"

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THE COMEDIAN: "Gimme some sugar, baby."

[Panthro]

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SALLY JUPITER: "What do you want?"
THE COMEDIAN: "My face on the $ one dollar bill."
SALLY: "You must be joking."
COMEDIAN: "Do I look like I'm joking?"
SALLY: "Well..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AComedianSallyJupiter.jpg
SALLY JUPITER: "What do you want?"
COMEDIAN: "Oh, a little song, a little dance. Batman's head on a lance."

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THE COMEDIAN: "Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

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THE COMEDIAN: "It's as though we were made for each other - Beauty & The Beast. But if anyone else calls you 'Beast', I'll rip their lungs out."

[Panthro]

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THE COMEDIAN: "I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!"
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LAURIE: "Dad, do you want an Asprin?"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherComedian.jpg
COMEDIAN: "Don't touch!"


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THE COMEDIAN: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"

[Panthro]

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SILK SPECTRE: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/cap118.jpg
Joker: "How?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "We'll kill the first born male child in every household."

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Joker: "Hmmm, too Jewish."

[wiegeabo]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/cap118.jpg
Joker: "How?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "We'll kill the first born male child in every household."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg
Joker: "Hmmm, too Jewish."

HAHAHAHA.

Perfect.

[kedrell]

Thanks.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ADrManhattan.jpg
DR. MANHATTAN: "Those who will not live by the Law shall DIE by the Law!"

[RabbitSamurai]

http://img06.picoodle.com/img/img06/3/3/29/redwoods_wolf/f_StarWarsm_f98b97a.jpg

OBI-WAN: I see my cut has improved your voice!

[RabbitSamurai]

http://img06.picoodle.com/img/img06/3/3/29/redwoods_wolf/f_raiderssworm_a11f89f.jpg

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/3/3/29/redwoods_wolf/f_m02m_f40ee69.jpg
INDY: Okay, that's enough of this king-fu s**t.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img06.picoodle.com/img/img06/3/3/29/redwoods_wolf/f_StarWarsm_f98b97a.jpg

VADER: So, Lone Star, I see your shwartz is as big as mine!

[Panthro]

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INDY: Okay, that's enough of this king-fu s**t.
Hehehehe, what's that from?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AComedianSallyJupiter.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."
SALLY JUPITER: "But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

[Jack Bauer]

Live Free or Die Hard.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/BadNews.jpg

DOCTOR: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

[wiegeabo]

LOL. His expression works perfectly with hearing the news.

[Jack Bauer]

Thanks wiegeabo I'm sure that film will have cap worthy shots.

[Panthro]

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SALLY JUPITER: "Del, why did you kiss my ear?"
COMEDIAN: "Why are you holding my hand?"
SALLY: "Where's your other hand?"
COMEDIAN: "Between two pillows."
SALLY: "Those aren't pillows!"

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THE COMEDIAN: "I like to keep this handy for close encounters."

[RabbitSamurai]

http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_jokermicm_b6588fb.gif
JOKER: "Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake!

http://img15.picoodle.com/img/img15/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_batface2m_c845c7a.gif
"Blue steel?

http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_batface3m_bfeff49.gif
"Ferrari?

http://img06.picoodle.com/img/img06/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_batface4m_f1058b3.gif
"Le Tigra?

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_jokermic2m_9df4c37.gif
"They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHING!"

[Doctor Jones]

Genius, I tell you!

Pantrho, your Aliens reference was EPIC! Hicks is THE man.

[Panthro]

http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_jokermicm_b6588fb.gif
JOKER: "Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake!

http://img15.picoodle.com/img/img15/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_batface2m_c845c7a.gif
"Blue steel?

http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_batface3m_bfeff49.gif
"Ferrari?

http://img06.picoodle.com/img/img06/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_batface4m_f1058b3.gif
"Le Tigra?

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/4/6/redwoods_wolf/f_jokermic2m_9df4c37.gif
"They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHING!"

Bwahahahahahaha, great use of Zoolander there Rabbit!

Thanks Jones.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AComedianSallyJupiter.jpg
SALLY JUPITER: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
COMEDIAN: "But of course youare."
SALLY: "Plenty O'Toole."
COMEDIAN: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

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THE COMEDIAN: "We make our stand now, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AComedian.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast!"

[Panthro]

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THE COMEDIAN: "Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up! You see this? This is my boom-stick!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AComedian.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: Another glorious day in the core, Marines!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AComedian.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: "I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HulkTitled.jpg
HULK: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

[Panthro]

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RACHEL: "I think it's just elegant to have an imagination. I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination."

[Doctor Jones]

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JOKER: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HulkTitled.jpg

KHAAANNNN!

[Panthro]

Hehehe, ah that Khan...

[K.B.]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg

We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me.

[K.B.]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/GeneHackmanLexChrisReeveSuperamn4.jpg

Lex: "Tell me Superman..when I sit like this, can you see my balls?"

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
BATMAN: "I'm the Juggernaut, b****!"

[Bunker]

Live Free or Die Hard.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/BadNews.jpg

DOCTOR: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

Winner.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/GeneHackmanLexChrisReeveSuperamn4.jpg

Lex: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievious badger.

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/luthor-kryptonite.jpg
"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

[gwynplaine]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/luthor-kryptonite.jpg

Where did my career go ?

Or
To be an awful Lex Luthor or not to be.

Or
I used to hold an oscar in my hand not kryptonite.

Or
How the hell did I manage to be an even worse Luthor than Gene Hackman ?

[Panthro]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/luthor-kryptonite.jpg

Where did my career go ?

Or
To be an awful Lex Luthor or not to be.

Or
I used to hold an oscar in my hand not kryptonite.

Or
How the hell did I manage to be an even worse Luthor than Gene Hackman ?
Hehehe, you should take that over to the Superman Returns Caption thread.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASeanConnery.jpg
JAMES BOND: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[gwynplaine]

Hehehe, you should take that over to the Superman Returns Caption thread.
JAMES BOND: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Lol.:grin:

Which made me think of.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASeanConnery.jpg

JAMES BOND : "I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

[Panthro]

Lol.:grin:

Which made me think of.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASeanConnery.jpg

JAMES BOND : "I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Hehehehe, nice.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AGeorgeLazenby.jpg
GEORGE LAZENBY: "There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."


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GEORGE LAZENBY: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASeanConnery.jpg
CONNERY: "So be it. Take the Batman into custody. I AM The Batman."

[gwynplaine]

^Lol:woot::up:.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg

Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

[Panthro]

^Lol:woot::up:.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg

Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?
Thanks!


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BOND: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[Milu]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Why you little!"
BATMAN: "Gak!"
IRON MAN: "I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!"

[RabbitSamurai]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
KIRK:...Spock...!
SPOCK: Do not grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many...outweigh--
KIRK:--the needs of the few...
SPOCK:...or the one.

[Panthro]

Hehe, new Trek meets old Trek.

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: Tell me, Jim, do you like jazz?

[gwynplaine]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JOKERGRR.jpg

"I'm a killer and I'm a clown..." (Alice Cooper's "Desperado")

[Panthro]

I know it's not a quote from a film but what the hell -

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "Let's get one thing straight right now - Uhura is my woman do you hear?! Mine! If you ever think of seducing her again, I shall personally drop you into a white dwarf star, you dig?!"
KIRK: "Gagk... I... dig..."

[Panthro]

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SPOCK: "Remember me, Eddie?!" [voice gradually becomes squeakier] "When I killed your brother?! I talked- just- like- THIIIIIIIIIIIIS!" [eyes pop out]

[gwynplaine]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASeanConnery.jpg


"If I had known that it would take decades for people to see me as something else than a martini-guzzling, tuxedo-wearing, lady-killing spy I might have reconsidered playing Bond in the first place."

[kedrell]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "Oh, so I'm funny like a clown. I'm here to ****in' amuse you? Why am I funny? What the **** is so funny about me?!! Tell me!!"

[returntovoid]

http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu276/returntovoid/PDVD_003.jpg?t=1242122701

Batman: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Flass: "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASeanConnery.jpg
BOND: "Just consider me the best cocktail party story you ever met."

[gwynplaine]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/luthor-kryptonite.jpg
"I am not just the Hairclub president, I'm also a member."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Ben-Hur-WhipIt.jpg
BEN-HUR: "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

[gwynplaine]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: " Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight ?"

[gwynplaine]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Ben-Hur-WhipIt.jpg
BEN-HUR: "They can have my whip when they pry it from my cold dead hands."

[Panthro]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: " Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight ?"
:hehe:Good one.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JOKERGRR.jpg
JOKER: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASupermanWithAGun.jpg
DYLAN DOG: "Swallow this."

[gwynplaine]

:hehe:Good one.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JOKERGRR.jpg
JOKER: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASupermanWithAGun.jpg
DYLAN DOG: "Swallow this."
Thanks. And:up: for the Evil Dead 2 quote.

[Panthro]

Thanks. And:up: for the Evil Dead 2 quote.
You're welcome. And you can never go wrong with an Evil Dead 2 quote.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/el_cid21.jpg
EL CID: "The Riddle of Steel..."

[Halloween]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg


I warned you about flicking my ears!!!!!!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
KIRK: Get your ****ing hands off of me!
SPOCK: Hey, hey, hey... do you know me?
KIRK: No, no.
SPOCK: Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a ****in' ruling on this right now. You don't ****in' hit him. You understand?
KIRK: Yeah, excellent. Fine, fine, fine.
SPOCK: I ****ing know you. I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot ****ing cop-magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your ****ing nuts off. You understand that?
KIRK: Yeah, yeah, I do.
SPOCK: What are you drinkin'?
KIRK: A cranberry juice.
SPOCK: What is it, your period?
[to the bartender]
Get him a... cranberry juice.

[kedrell]

^Departed?

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg
Logan: "Listen and understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop! EVER!! Until you are dead."

[gwynplaine]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg
LOGAN : "All we need is one indian and one construction worker and we can reform the Village People."

[Doctor Jones]

^Departed?

It is indeed. :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg
WRAITH: So what do you like to do for fun?
LOGAN: I don't know. Play chess... screw.
WRAITH: Let's play chess.

[gwynplaine]

^Great blazing saddles reference.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg
LOGAN : "I wish I knew how to quit you."

[gwynplaine]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg
LOGAN : "The Black Eyed Peas suck."
WRAITH : "I'm gonna teleport my foot in your a$$."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg
Wraith: "Tell me again why everyone calls you runt? You're like a f***in' giant."
Logan : ":cmad:"

[gwynplaine]

http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu276/returntovoid/PDVD_003.jpg?t=1242122701

FLASS : "Leave me alone, I'm not Spiderman and you're not Mary Jane !"

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg
WRAITH: "You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you."
LOGAN : "You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."

[gwynplaine]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/1/13/redwoods_wolf/f_largevalkyrm_282acf5.jpg

"Call me... Plissken."

[gwynplaine]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/3/12/16/redwoods_wolf/f_ucountry69m_d6ed320.jpg

KIRK: "Be honest, Bones, does this outfit make me look fat ?"
BONES : "Huh..."

[kedrell]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "Hello!!! Anybody home?!!! Think McFly, THINK!!"

[RabbitSamurai]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg

"Get your ass to Mars."

[RabbitSamurai]

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_necrom_771a8f4.png

ASH: " 'Zhuul was the minion of Gozer'...who's Gozer?"

[gwynplaine]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Disco sucks !"

[gwynplaine]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg

PREDATOR : "I just want your extra time and your...kiss".

[gwynplaine]

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_necrom_771a8f4.png

ASH: " Iron Maiden is my favourite band".

[Panthro]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "Hello!!! Anybody home?!!! Think McFly, THINK!!"
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Great use of BTTF

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
PREDATOR: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

[wiegeabo]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7876/rambo4photo06iw4.jpg

"FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"

[gwynplaine]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7876/rambo4photo06iw4.jpg

"I'm a lead farmer, motherf****r !"

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!"

[kedrell]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7876/rambo4photo06iw4.jpg

"It shoots through schools."

[gwynplaine]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

JACK : "I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

[Panthro]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7876/rambo4photo06iw4.jpg
RAMBO: "This... Is... SPARTA!!!"

[gwynplaine]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Luke, I'm your father."

[CFE]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

John Connor: "Smile once in awhile."
Terminator: "Smile?"
John Connor: "Yeah...y'know...smile!"
---
Terminator: :woot:
John Connor: "eeeeeeeshh...That's good. Maybe you could practice in front of a mirror or something."

[Doctor Jones]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

JACK: John Lenon once said, "I'm an artist. Give me a ****ing tuba and I can make anything out of it."

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
PREDATOR: "No sequel for you."

[Panthro]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "I drink your milkshake!"

[RabbitSamurai]

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/2/5/20/redwoods_wolf/f_harrypetem_00adf23.png

"I thought I told you to ditch all this monster movie crap! When are you gonna grow up?"

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/2/5/20/redwoods_wolf/f_harrypete2m_5c8b86d.png

"I mean, for God's sake, it's hard enough trying to get you laid without having to explain the whole 'Bruce Campbell' thing."

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/2/5/20/redwoods_wolf/f_brucepetem_f865be9.png

"What's wrong with Bruce Campbell?"

[kedrell]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7876/rambo4photo06iw4.jpg

"Yo Joe!!"

[SuperBatman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack: "Let's put a smile on that face"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film99/EndOfDays/pix/eod03.RobinTunney.Arnold.jpg

Jericho: "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Christine: "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
Jericho: "...You ever seen a grown man naked?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/movies/images/01_iii_spock_remembers.jpg
Spock: "Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can."
Kirk: "Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/trek/startrek_movie.jpg
McCoy: "No, never."

http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/movies/images/01_iii_spock_remembers.jpg
Kirk: "****! This is a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane."

[Panthro]

http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/movies/images/01_iii_spock_remembers.jpg
SPOCK: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
KIRK: "There has been a great disturbance in the Force."
SPOCK: "I have felt it."
KIRK: "We have a new enemy - Luke Skywalker."
SPOCK: "Yes, my master."
KIRK: "He could destroy us."
SPOCK: "He is just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him."
KIRK: "The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi."
SPOCK: "If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally."
KIRK: "Yes... yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
SPOCK: "He will join us or die, master."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/trek/startrek_movie.jpg
McCOY: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/movies/images/01_iii_spock_remembers.jpg
KIRK: "You complete me."

[protocida]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/robertwolf/Picture22.png

JETFIRE: "Get off my law".

[protocida]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg

WRAITH: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

[returntovoid]

http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu276/returntovoid/PDVD_003.jpg?t=1242122701

FLASS : "Leave me alone, I'm not Spiderman and you're not Mary Jane !"

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[kedrell]

http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu276/returntovoid/PDVD_003.jpg?t=1242122701

Batman: "Gimme some sugar, baby!!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Predator: If you ****ing dare to act in another Predator movie, god help me I will kick your ass.

Later in the year 2007:

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii224/Deisuke-Nara/avp001vj1.gif
Predator: Jesus christ, a Spin-off now? THIS NEVER GETS ANY BETTER!!! :cmad:

[Jack Bauer]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg

SPOCK: We better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg

CHEKOV: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

[wiegeabo]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg

SPOCK: We better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg

CHEKOV: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.


Hell yeah! :up:

[redmarvel]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg

WRAITH: Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend. One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecaps and the other involves a musical number.

WOLVERINE: How many shots?

[Spider-Kid]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg
Logan: Have you seen my copy of Star Wars: Episode VI?
Wraith: .....no......

[C.F. Kane]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/w.jpg

WRAITH: Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend. One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecaps and the other involves a musical number.

WOLVERINE: How many shots?

:hehe:

[C.F. Kane]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/robertwolf/Picture22.png

Hey Laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower!

[ultimatefan]

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
I´ll NOT be back!

[redmarvel]

:hehe:

:D Glad to make you laugh Kane, would you believe that's an actual quote from a movie?

[Doctor Jones]

Baur your awesome post inspired me.


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg

CHEKOV: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.

[marvelman2006]

Baur your awesome post inspired me.


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg

CHEKOV: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.



i can picture the russian accident delivering this line now. :pal:

[wiegeabo]

i can picture the russian accident delivering this line now. :pal:

"Ven this beby hits 88 meles per hour, yoo're goonna see sume serious ****...Keptin." :p

[Jack Bauer]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had thought of the Russian accent. And thanks Doctor Jones .

[Panthro]

The Star Trek/BTTF ones were brilliant.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.abload.de/img/jessica_biel_gifs_5xmp4.gif

"Would you **** me?... I'd **** me... I'd **** me hard..."

[Panthro]

http://www.abload.de/img/jessica_biel_gifs_5xmp4.gif

"Would you **** me?... I'd **** me... I'd **** me hard..."
:woot::woot::woot::woot:

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: "I aim to misbehave."

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

[wiegeabo]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg

Spock: "If I were human I believe my response would be 'Go to hell.'"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: "I aim to misbehave."

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

And cue spear! :woot:

No problem Baur. Can never go wrong with BTTF.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: This place is like a pussy just waiting to be ****ed.

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "We're not going to regroup with the others. We're going to the Dagobah system."

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
SPOCK: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "Never tell me the odds."

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome ESB quotes Panthro! Quote from the best of them!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: What's the matter with this thing, I thought you said this thing was fast?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself floating home!

[C.F. Kane]

:D Glad to make you laugh Kane, would you believe that's an actual quote from a movie?

I'll admit I had to Google it to be sure. When I found out it was from the Mike Myers Cat in the Hat movie, suddenly it made a lot of sense.

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: What's the matter with this thing, I thought you said this thing was fast?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself floating home!
Glad you liked it Jones. Nice use of A New Hope. The pic of new Chekov is great for so many different quotes.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "We make our stand now, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper."

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
SPOCK: "Behind this door, evil, ancient, and hungry."
KIRK: "Oh well, let me go in and say hi."

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg
UHURA: "Can you stop it?"

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro. Yeah, that pic you can pretty much use it for anything. Great use of Hellboy and T1!

[kedrell]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "It's 112 miles to Earth, we've got a full tank of anti-matter, half a chamber of dilithium crystals, it's dark, and we're wearing pajamas."
KIRK[offscreen]: "Hit it!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/animated/Funny/bfc97f67116302fb0ad513c4dc385221.gif
Tyson: "Hold still, you little prick!"

[wiegeabo]

Double

[Dark Helmet]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg

You shall not pass

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "It's 112 miles to Earth, we've got a full tank of anti-matter, half a chamber of dilithium crystals, it's dark, and we're wearing pajamas."
KIRK[offscreen]: "Hit it!"
Hehehe, good variation on Blues Brothers there.

Dark Helmet - love the use of Lord of the Rings there for Predator.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg
UHURA: "Oh no I did not leave the south side for this!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: I like to disect girls. Do you know that I'm utterly insane?

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg
UHURA: Is that... hairgel?

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: I like to disect girls. Do you know that I'm utterly insane?
:hehe:Hehehe, Russian Psycho:hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg
UHURA: "You can't have an air raid without bombs!!!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg

Predator: The purpose of our suffering is only more suffering.

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
DUTCH: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
DUTCH: That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over!

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
DUTCH: That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over!
Awesomeness

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
PREDATOR: "You're terminated f***er."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
DUTCH: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

[kedrell]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "Hey be careful what you shoot at, eh. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

[kedrell]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg

SPOCK: "What's his plan?"
KIRK: "His plan?"

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg

CHEKOV: "Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg

Predator: "If he so much as flinches, I'm gonna blow his ass straight to Mars."

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg

Predator: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Dutch: "What?"
Predator: "What country are you from?"
Dutch: "What?"
Predator: "What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in what?"
Dutch: "What?"
Predator: "English mother****er!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!"

[Doctor Jones]

Nice Pulp Fiction reference. I can just imagine Sam Jackson pulling of that mask.

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Arnold & Pulp Fiction.

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
DUTCH: "Blasphemy! This is Madness!"
PREDATOR: "Madness? This... Is... Sparta!"

[kedrell]

Nice Pulp Fiction reference. I can just imagine Sam Jackson pulling of that mask.

Hehehe, actually I was thinking along the lines of Arnie's english being so bad that he gets that reaction.

[Panthro]

Not dialogue from a movie but what the hell -

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_64200e2.jpg
SPOCK: "I find your need to copulate with every attractive female you meet highly illogical."

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
KIRK: "Oh yeah? Well hear this pointy ears, you know that hot piece of ass student you're gonna teach in a couple of years named Saavik who shows up in Wrath of Khan, Search for and Voyage Home? Well, I'm gonna totally do it with her!"

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: ":cmad:"
KIRK: "GASP- now who's being illogical?!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Dolph_He-Man-1.jpg
HE-MAN: "The night is always darkest just before the dawn, and I promise you the dawn is coming."

[kedrell]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg

CHEKOV: "My name is Buck. And I'm here to f***."

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "Never knew how much I missed this, Dutch!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YoungKirk.jpg
KIRK: "You never were that smart."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/eric_bana_hector.jpg
HECTOR: "James T. Kirk was a great man, but that was another life."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hectorbitmap.jpg
HECTOR: "Soylent Green is People!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: Kirk! You sonofa*****!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YoungKirk.jpg
KIRK: What's the matter, Chekov, they got you pushing too many pencils at Starfleet?

[ultimatefan]

http://i40.tinypic.com/5yxis1.jpg
TONY SHERMAN: Our next film is a remake of the 1960 classic Psycho entitled Psyquil, where Norman Bates is a narcoleptic psycho killer...

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff213/buckybeau/Normanbates.jpg
BATES: zzzzzzzz....

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u221/twistandshoot/normanbates.jpg
MARION: Can you wake the f*** up and stab me already?!!? We have to do, like, 200 angles of this f***ing scene and I´m freezing my ass!!

http://i40.tinypic.com/5yxis1.jpg
TONY SHERMAN: IIIT STINKS!!!

[Panthro]

Hehe, love Star Trek meeting Predator.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YoungKirk.jpg
KIRK: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/asc_conan102.jpg
"This s**t here'll make ya a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus!"

[Panthro]

Hehe, love mixing classic Arnold Schwarzenegger films. :hehe:


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CONAN: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry."

[Doctor Jones]

Greast stuff Pantho and Kedrell!

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CONAN: To be or not to be?... Not to be.

[Panthro]

Thanks Jones.

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CONAN: "I am McLovin."

[Doctor Jones]

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CONAN: I've loved you since I met you.

[Doctor Jones]

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CONAN: So nice a cool. So nice and fresh. To catch a fish. So juicy sweeeeeeet!

[Panthro]

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SPOCK: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

[Doctor Jones]

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KIRK: Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
SPOCK: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
KIRK: What are you?!
SPOCK: I'm Spock.

[Doctor Jones]

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CHEKOV: They say he can't be killed, they say he drinks blood, they say -

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KIRK: I say, you're full of ****, Chekov. Oh, and you can quote me on that.

[Doctor Jones]

Which one's better?

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CHEKOV: They say he can't be killed, they say he drinks blood, they say -

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SPOCK: I say, you're full of ****, Chekov. Oh, and you can quote me on that.

[Ash J. Williams]

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Spock: This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.

[Panthro]

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CHEKOV: They say he can't be killed, they say he drinks blood, they say -

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KIRK: I say, you're full of ****, Chekov. Oh, and you can quote me on that.
Hehe, I think this one works better.

[Panthro]

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KIRK: Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
SPOCK: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
KIRK: What are you?!
SPOCK: I'm Spock.
Hehe, a Tim Burton film.

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DAREDEVIL: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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JOKER: "Good luck."




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DAREDEVIL: "Alright, that's enough of this kung fu s***."

[Panthro]

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CHEKOV: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"

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KIRK: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

[kedrell]

^Perfect!

[C.F. Kane]

:applaud

[Doctor Jones]

Panthro that was genius.

[Panthro]

Thank you kedrell, C.F., Jones. It seemed a logical choice, as Mr. Spock would say.

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EL CID: "I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us."

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome. Great Apocalypse Now reference!

[Panthro]

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CHEKOV: "What are they?"

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EL CID: "They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you."

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome LOTR Panthro. Let me have a try...

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CHEKOV: Would you destroy it?

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EL CID: ... I would of gone with you to the end. To the very fires of Mordor.

[Panthro]

Awesome LOTR Panthro. Let me have a try...

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CHEKOV: Would you destroy it?

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EL CID: ... I would of gone with you to the end. To the very fires of Mordor.
Very good Jones.

[Panthro]

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EL CID: "Listen, and understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"

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SEPHORA: "Can you stop it?"

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EL CID: "I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know."

[Milu]

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"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

[Panthro]

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"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"
Hehe, what's that from?

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AL PACINO: "He stole my balloons! Why didn't someone tell me he had one of those- things?!"

[kedrell]

^The TDA one is awesome. hahahahahaha!

[Panthro]

Glad you approve Ked.

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MOSES: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan."

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CHEKOV: "Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan, I've got to get home, it's late, I'm in for it as it is."

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MOSES: "I need your help Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing."

[Panthro]

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DUTCH: "Hey, it's me!"
PREDATOR: "Prove It!"
DUTCH: "You're a D***."
PREDATOR: "Okay."

[RabbitSamurai]

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ANNIE: My God, I hate you so much, I just want to smash your face in!
PAUL: Too late! I'm a dead man.
ANNIE: What about the transplant?
PAUL: Oh, sure--50 grand, you gonna pay for it?
ANNIE: No!
PAUL: Of course you're not. Let's face it: you're a kid, you live at home, you've got no job--all you're good for is goofing around with your friends on your moped.
ANNIE: I am going to get you better, and then I'm going to beat you to death!