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[Figs]

That Aliens one is full of win.

[batman11]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Dutch: "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules, and tonight you're gonna break your one rule."

Predator: "I'm considering it."

[kedrell]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_e20659c.jpg
Kirk: "I know Kung Fu."

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
Spock: "Show me."

[ultimatefan]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
PREDATOR: Please governor, you gotta sanction a law forbidding Fox to tryanother retarded, PG-13, Paul WS Anderson-helmed, reboot of my franchise!!

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Predator: "We come for your daughter, Chuck. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Predator: "You ever listen to K-Billy's 'Super Sounds of the Seventies' weekend? It's my personal favorite."

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Predator: "Say, do you like Hewy Lewis & the News?"

[Aesop Rocks]

^:D

http://img01.imagefra.me/img/img01/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_10g52y7e7erm_8ff9a25.jpg
"Have you heard about Pacific Playland? There are no zombies there."
-"The amusement park?"
"Yep!"

http://img01.imagefra.me/img/img01/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_l4j6j7xm_daae7ac.jpg
"That plays totally blows!"

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_wkjokq2m_5fe55ce.jpg

http://img01.imagefra.me/img/img01/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_l4j6j7wm_f9b84af.jpg
"...my mind. Just fun for the whole family."
:pal::awesome::bow::funny:

[Panthro]

Great stuff. :awesome:

http://img01.imagefra.me/img/img01/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_10g52y7e7erm_8ff9a25.jpg
NEWT: "There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods... something... something that's come back from the dead."

http://img01.imagefra.me/img/img01/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_l4j6j7xm_daae7ac.jpg
HUDSON: "Please can we just get the Hell out of here?!"

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_wkjokq2m_5fe55ce.jpg
RIPLEY: "Nobody gets out that door! Not til daylight!"






http://img01.imagefra.me/img/img01/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_l4j6j7wm_f9b84af.jpg
HUDSON: "What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over."

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Predator: "Dead or alive, you are coming with me."

[The Navigator]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/30/redwoods_wolf/f_brucerachelm_de01af5.jpg

BRUCE: Well, I've never been very good with goodbyes, so...that'll do, pig.

[Panthro]

I like the Robocop/Predator gag.
http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/30/redwoods_wolf/f_brucerachelm_de01af5.jpg
BRUCE: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
RACHEL: "Why? What's wrong?"
BRUCE: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[kedrell]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/30/redwoods_wolf/f_brucerachelm_de01af5.jpg

BRUCE: Well, I've never been very good with goodbyes, so...that'll do, pig.


Hahahaha, soooo wrong yet so funny. :up: :woot:

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YoungKirk.jpg
Kirk: "I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes."

[The Navigator]

Hahahaha, soooo wrong yet so funny. :up: :woot:

Thanks.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/1/8/redwoods_wolf/f_gm4q9dmbljfm_c479523.jpg

"Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, "a**hole!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/1/8/redwoods_wolf/f_gm4q9dmbljfm_c479523.jpg

"I swear I'll never eat a McNugget again!"

[kedrell]

http://i50.tinypic.com/10f13br.jpg
Obidiah: "Cuban?"
Happy: "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."
Obidiah: "I...see.":huh:

[kedrell]

http://i49.tinypic.com/312uz28.jpg
Stane: "You're gonna be a bad mother****er! "

[kedrell]

http://i46.tinypic.com/24e2kk1.jpg

Pepper: "How could you do something so vicious?"

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ns10d4.jpg

Obidiah: "It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor."

[Panthro]

Hehe, nice Robocop reference.
http://i49.tinypic.com/312uz28.jpg
Stane: "What is thy bidding, my Master?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
MOSES: "The Riddle of Steel..."

[Rain]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
MOSES: "Wait a minute, you don't understand I never even saw these a**holes before !"

[Panthro]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/30/redwoods_wolf/f_brucerachelm_de01af5.jpg
BRUCE: "Do you like Huey Lewis & the News?"

[Figs]

MOSES: "Wait a minute, you don't understand I never even saw these a**holes before !"

:cmad:...I can't remember what film that is from!! I know the line and am positive I have the movie.



Panthro, those two American Psycho ones are great!

[kedrell]

^Army of Darkness

[Panthro]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ns10d4.jpg
IRON MONGER: "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you."

[kedrell]

http://i49.tinypic.com/epknro.jpg
Tony: "Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

[Figs]

^Army of Darkness

:doh:

Can't believe I forgot that one. In my head I could even hear the tone of voice Campbell used when he said that line but for the life of me couldn't remember the film or character for that matter.

[SuperFerret]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
MOSES: "Wait a minute, you don't understand I never even saw these a**holes before !"

I swear, for the first time in this thread, I heard the pictured actor's voice saying the words, and it was glorious! :awesome:

[kedrell]

:doh:

Can't believe I forgot that one. In my head I could even hear the tone of voice Campbell used when he said that line but for the life of me couldn't remember the film or character for that matter.


That happens to me sometimes as well. It's frustrating.:cmad:

[kedrell]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallutzo! "

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "Okay listen, the Terminator's an infiltration unit, part man, part machine. Underneath it's a hyper alloy combat chasis, micro-processor controlled, fully armored, very tough, but outside it's living human tissue... the 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new, they look human. Sweat. Bad breath. Everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him."

[Ace of Knaves]

^that is brilliant

[Jumpin' Jack]

^^ Perfect!

[kedrell]

[During intermission]

http://i45.tinypic.com/s2ffy1.jpg

Ra's: "Go get some snacks, perhaps a car-bo-nat-ed soda!"

http://i48.tinypic.com/29dijhx.jpg

Rachel: "I hope they have Icees!"

http://i46.tinypic.com/nloppc.jpg

Alfred: "I've chosen the large tub."

http://i50.tinypic.com/28jbr52.jpg

Bruce: "My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

http://i50.tinypic.com/ix47r9.jpg

Joker: "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!"

[Panthro]

Thank you Ace & Jack. http://i49.tinypic.com/epknro.jpg
WAR MACHINE: "I'll go."
IRON MAN: "This is no time to be brave, so I'll let you."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i49.tinypic.com/epknro.jpg

War Machine: Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
Moses: " And, did you notice their eyes? They have crazy eyes. They're lunatics! We are going into the wilderness being led by a couple of lunatics............they're behind me, aren't they?"

[kedrell]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
Spock: "I crap bigger than you."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
HESTON: A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were buying the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided north in Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. And in those six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: So why steal them?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
HESTON: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical. Like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Figs]

Moses: " And, did you notice their eyes? They have crazy eyes. They're lunatics! We are going into the wilderness being led by a couple of lunatics............they're behind me, aren't they?"

Nice City Slickers one!

[kedrell]

Thanks.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
HESTON: A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were buying the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided north in Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. And in those six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: So why steal them?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
HESTON: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical. Like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Awesomeness!

Ash - I liked the use of Road Warrior with Iron Man 2.

[Panthro]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "You set us up! It's all bull-s***! All of it! The cabinet minister, the whole business! You got us in here to do your dirty work!"
KIRK: "Look we just stopped a major invasion, in 3 days they would have been across the border with this stuff!"
SPOCK: "Why us?!"
KIRK: "Because nobody else could have pulled it off. You pissed about the cover story? I knew I couldn't get you in here without it!"
SPOCK: "So what story did you hand to Hopper?"
KIRK: "Look we've been looking for this place for months. My men were in that chopper when it got hit! Hopper's orders were to go in, get my men and he disappeared."
SPOCK: "He didn't disappear, he was skinned alive!"
KIRK: "And my orders were to get somebody in here who could crack these bastards!"
SPOCK: "So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinder! What happened to you Dillon? You used to be somebody I could trust."
KIRK: "I woke up. Why don't you? You're an asset, an expendable asset, and I used you to get the job done, got it?"
SPOCK: "My men are not expendable. And I don't do this kind of work."

[kedrell]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2yv5sa9.jpg
Stane: "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand."

[Panthro]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2yv5sa9.jpg
STANE: "How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?"
TONY: "Try the local sewer."
STANE: "You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light."
TONY: "Now you're getting nasty."
STANE: "You know it's true. See this? It's worthless. Ten dollars to a merchant in the street. But I take it, bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless! Like the Ark. Men will kill for it. Men like you and me."

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome Panthro! Perfect!

And thanks!

[Panthro]

Thank you Jones. And welcome.


http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

[Panthro]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
KIRK: "You have all these rules and you think they'll save you."
SPOCK: "I have one rule!"
KIRK: "Then that's the rule you'll have to break."
SPOCK: "I'm considering it."
KIRK: "you'll have to if you want to save one of them."
SPOCK: "Them?"
KIRK: "You know, for a while there I thought you really were Dent, the way you threw yourself after her... does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?" [Spock tosses Kirk half way across the set]

[Doctor Jones]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2yv5sa9.jpg
STANE: You're an amazing creature, Tony Stark. You and I aren't so different.
TONY: I'm not like you... you're a murderer...
STANE: Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of a hero. And they found you amusing for a while. The people of this city. But the one thing everybody loves to see is a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?
TONY: Because... it's right..
STANE: Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me? We're exceptional. I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want?

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ns10d4.jpg
STANE: Think about it, hero!

[Panthro]

I like the use of Iron Man with Spider-Man.

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
KIRK: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!" [Spock breaks Kirk's nose]

[kedrell]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
Spock: "Scotty was able to build this on a frozen planetoid, with a dinky sidekick and a box of scraps!!!!"

[Panthro]

Hehe, Spock the Vulcan Monger.
http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: "The Joker chose me!"
KIRK: "Because you were the best of us! Because he wanted to prove that even someone as good as you could fall!"
SPOCK: "And he was right."

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome Panthro. And thanks!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
KIRK: Just let the boy go.
SPOCK: Shut up! Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! It's all your fault! Mother****er, it's all your fault!
KIRK: What?

[Panthro]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
KIRK: Just let the boy go.
SPOCK: Shut up! Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! It's all your fault! Mother****er, it's all your fault!
KIRK: What?
T2: JD

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg
DR. MANHATTAN: "Criminals aren't complicated Alfred. We just need to figure out what he's after."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg
Blue Man Group? Sorry, never heard of them.

[Jack Bauer]

http://i46.tinypic.com/w9v90i.jpg

"So what do you think? Chinese?"

"How 'bout Thai?"

"No, too spicy. Greek?"

"Uhh... Mexican?"

"Pizza."

"Thin or thick?"

"Chicago."

[Panthro]

Hehe, I like the use of Ghostbusters 2 there.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg
DR. MANHATTAN: "There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg
DR. MANHATTAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[Doctor Jones]

Hehe, perfect.

[The Navigator]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/1/22/redwoods_wolf/f_wrkg9gm_61d60eb.jpg
SHAGGY: How did you get in here?

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/1/22/redwoods_wolf/f_1lfymfqh24km_8d067ea.jpg
SHAGGY: Leave me alone! What do you want?
SCOOBY: I want you to go out and kill.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/1/22/redwoods_wolf/f_12k82x03aa8m_ada187b.jpg

SCOOBY: Kill.
SHAGGY: No -
SCOOBY: Kill!

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/1/22/redwoods_wolf/f_xk2ha0um_ef9269b.jpg

SCOOBY: KILL!
SHAGGY: I will kill. I will... I'll do anything you say. I'll do anything you say! Yes, master! I will kill! I WILL KILL!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/1/22/redwoods_wolf/f_xk2ha0um_ef9269b.jpg

SHAGGY: We swear we will do what you wants. We swear!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
ANTON: There's no promise that you can make that I can trust.

[Hotwire]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/1/11/27/redwoods_wolf/f_1br41e0mifrm_307485f.jpg
Bo-Peep: "This one time, at Band Camp..."

[Doctor Jones]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/1/11/27/redwoods_wolf/f_1br41e0mifrm_307485f.jpg
WOODY: I didn't mean to hurt you.
BO PEEP: I was a child! It was wrong and you knew it!
WOODY: You knew what you were doing.
BO PEEP: Now I do. This is my place. Get out!
WOODY: I did what I did but you don't have to be happy about it. How bout it? Three thousand bucks.
BO PEEP: But it won't bring me back in style.
WOODY: I can get you another two when we get back to the states. It's important Marion. Trust me.
BO PEEP: Come back tomorrow.
WOODY: Why?
BO PEEP: Because I said so, that's why.

[The Navigator]

^:D :up:

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks!

[Jumpin' Jack]

I can some one find a image of Kirk fighting Nero ? ( I've got an awesome caption ^^)

[kedrell]

^I'd like to help ya, but I can't find my ST DVD.

http://i46.tinypic.com/13zo2rt.jpg
Tony: "I feel the mask of my sanity is about to slip."

[Jumpin' Jack]

Thanks kedrell:)

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AnotherCharltonHestonMoses.jpg
MOSES: "Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg
DR. MANHATTAN: "Nope. Just me, baby. Just me."

[kedrell]

Hahahaha, good one. :up:

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg

"Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl."

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/1/23/redwoods_wolf/f_15ga42a9enm_911c8af.jpg

"You'd do that?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg

"I'd have Jean braid your hair."

[Shemtov]

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/photos/star_trek_chokes.jpg.
Offscreen Voice: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Panthro]

Thanks ked.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg

"Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl."

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/1/23/redwoods_wolf/f_15ga42a9enm_911c8af.jpg

"You'd do that?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg

"I'd have Jean braid your hair."
Hehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1ADrManhattan.jpg
DR. MANHATTAN: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/1/23/redwoods_wolf/f_15ga42a9enm_911c8af.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: "Never tell me the odds."

[Halloween]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg



"KHAN!!!!!!!!!"

[Panthro]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg
BATMAN: "Klingon bastard(s) you've killed my son!"

[kedrell]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg

Batman: "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!!!!"

[kedrell]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg

Batman: "LOUD NOISES!!!!"

[Panthro]

That quote never fails to make me laugh. :hehe:
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg
BATMAN: "I'll take you all on!!!!!!"

[kedrell]

Me too. And the follow up:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg

Batman: "I don't know what we're yelling about!!!!"

[A&W]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg
Batman: Garble, Garble, Garble, grunt, grunt, growl, bark, cough, flemmy throat rattle

[A&W]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2144/funnymb1.png
Iron Man: The sky people sent us a message

[The Navigator]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/1/24/redwoods_wolf/f_24ayi6bo34xm_bef94ff.jpg


NITE-OWL: You look like a radioactive tampon.
SILK SPECTRE: I wasn't supposed to--
NITE-OWL: You look like a banana with yeast infection.

[redmarvel]

http://i46.tinypic.com/w9v90i.jpg


"Please, I don't want to go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well... maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay. Please! Please! "

"Okay, okay! But one night only. "

[Panthro]

^^:hehe::hehe:

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/1/24/redwoods_wolf/f_24ayi6bo34xm_bef94ff.jpg
SILK SPECTER/SPECTRE: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

[Shemtov]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hectorbitmap.jpg
HECTOR: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg
Batman: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hectorbitmap.jpg
HECTOR: "Madness? This... Is... SPARTA!!!"

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg
Batman: "Einhorn is a man!"

[Panthro]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg
BATMAN: "Beetle-Juice! Beetle-Juice!! Beetle-Juice!!!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg
Batman: "Einhorn is a man!"

Ahahaha. His anger finally explained.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/927/12643074763423728052783.jpg
BATMAN: I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE!

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
PREDATOR: "Come with me, Owen. I'll show you things you'll wish you'd never seen."

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/10Orb.jpg
HER: Here, this is for you. You did a good job for me.
HIM: Oh I almost forgot. He paid me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you.
(they both laugh)
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DoILookLikeACop.jpg
HIM: But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.
HER: Noo! Angel Eyes!

[Panthro]

Hmm, Good/Bad/Ugly + Green Lantern. Interesting.
http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
DUTCH: "The Narrows! Cops only go there when they're in force!"
PREDATOR: "Do I look like a cop?"

[Doctor Jones]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
SPOCK: Quite an experience to live in fear isn't it?

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
KIRK: "I believe in the grail, not the Swashtika!"
SPOCK: "You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for! Who gives a *damn* what you believe/think?!"
KIRK: "You do!"
SPOCK: "All I have to do is squeeze."
KIRK: "All I have to do is scream."

[Doctor Jones]

I don't think she says swastika. But nevertheless cool stuff.

[kedrell]

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/11/18/redwoods_wolf/f_startrektram_8ef06c9.jpg
Kirk: "Do you even know how to kill me?"
Spock: " I'm gonna cut your goddamned head off, & see if that works. "

[Panthro]

it sounded like she said "swashtika" http://i46.tinypic.com/w9v90i.jpg
JOHN McCLANE: "There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives out in those woods. Something... something that's come back from the dead."

[Polaris23]

Don't mean to be an ass, but why is it that everytime someone introduces a new image, everyone copies it and starts abusing it with different captions?

[protocida]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
PREDATOR: Kiss me, I'm irish!

[Panthro]

Don't mean to be an ass, but why is it that everytime someone introduces a new image, everyone copies it and starts abusing it with different captions?
That's just how we roll. :cwink:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanJokerPunching.jpg
BATMAN: "Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanJokerPunching.jpg
JOKER: "Doesn't it make you feel proud to be Scottish?" [punch]
BATMAN: "It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete *******s. It's a ****E state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BIGBENHUR.jpg
BEN-HUR: "It's 112 miles to Chicago..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-hulk-may11-8.jpg
BRUCE BANNER: "Ten Sixty West Addison? That's Wrigley Field."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SaveHulk.jpg
HULK: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

[redmarvel]

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8774/holmes1.jpg

Watson: Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.

Sherlock: But I am the Chosen One.

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehe

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8774/holmes1.jpg
SHERLOCK HOLMES: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[redmarvel]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6575/gfwpbmc02.jpg

Blart: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Predator: "You have balls......I like balls."

[kedrell]

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8774/holmes1.jpg
Watson: "You hit that fella from behind!":wow:
Sherlock: "Just as hard as I could."

[Panthro]

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8774/holmes1.jpg
SHERLOCK: "Come with me, Owen. I'll show you things you'll wish you'd never seen."

[Jack Bauer]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/NewMoonTheater.jpg

BELLA: I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[redhawk23]

^best

[wiegeabo]

That wins the internet.

[redmarvel]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/NewMoonTheater.jpg

BELLA: I'd rather get the black plague and lock myself in an iron maiden than go out with him.

[Panthro]

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8774/holmes1.jpg
SHERLOCK: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

[redmarvel]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1655/nightatthemuseum2006dvd.jpg

Larry Daley: You cant tie me up! What sort of a country do you think this is?!

Cowboy: Oh its a beautifully fat country. And believe me I've come a long way to find obesity on this scale.

[Panthro]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6575/gfwpbmc02.jpg
Blart: "Just a fly in the ointment Hans. A monkey in the wrench. A pain in the ass."

[Panthro]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6575/gfwpbmc02.jpg
BLART: "Glass?! Who gives a s*** about glass?! Who the f*** is this?!"

[Panthro]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6575/gfwpbmc02.jpg
BLART: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."

[redmarvel]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6575/gfwpbmc02.jpg
BLART: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."

:atp: beautiful Panthro.

[redmarvel]

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/1528/toothfairy.jpg

Julie: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.

[Panthro]

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/1528/toothfairy.jpg

Julie: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.
Thanks. What's that quote from?

[redmarvel]

Labyrinth - if you haven't seen it, it's fun to watch, heck I've watched it over and over.

[Mace Dolex]

Some of these are awful or maybe I just don't get the movie refferences, how about movie quotes that are popular?

[kedrell]

http://i46.tinypic.com/beir20.jpg

Jon: "So what do you think? Chinese?"
Robert[sighs]: How about Thai?"
Don: "No, too spicy. Greek?"
Robert: "Uhh... Mexican?"
Jon: "Pizza."
Robert: "Thin or thick?"
Don: "Chicago."

[Panthro]

Ah, Ghostbusters 2, very nice.

http://i46.tinypic.com/beir20.jpg
TONY: "Gentlemen, this magnificent feast here represents the LAST of the petty cash."

[redmarvel]

http://i46.tinypic.com/beir20.jpg
TONY: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!

[C.F. Kane]

http://sammyray.com/wp-content/images/2010/01/a-serious-man.jpg

I hereby claim this land and all its riches in the name of His Majesty King James the first, and do so name this settlement Jamestown.

[Panthro]

http://i46.tinypic.com/beir20.jpg
TONY: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!
Hehehehehe

[Kane52630]

http://i45.tinypic.com/svp20k.jpg
"I Want You! .... To Vote for Heath Care!"

[Panthro]

I liked that Incredibles/IM2 gag red.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABurtLancaster.jpg
BURT LANCASTER: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacked ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those... moments will be lost... in time... like... tears... in rain. Time to die."

[redmarvel]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6418/hp3kp5.jpg

The world is going to end unless we have sex right now.

[kedrell]

And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous:

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
Joker: Hello, my name is The Joker, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact...I'm the president of that organization!

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework - that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened!

http://i29.tinypic.com/v5xto1.jpg
After that, lying was easy for me. I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Desert Storm, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire...er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye..a month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prizehttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2.gif (http://forums.superherohype.com/#) that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.

http://i25.tinypic.com/16iwg15.jpg
And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2iurhip.jpg
Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact...at one of the meetings I met my wife - Megan Fox! Yes, I'm a changed man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01dk0024ed2.jpg

Dent: "I can't fly."
Batman: "What?"
Dent: "You heard me, I can't fly."
Batman: "No, no, no. You're going to have to do better than that, pal."
Dent: "No, I don't have to do better than that. Because it's the truth, I can't fly. I suffer from aviaphobia."
Batman: "What does that mean? "
Dent: "It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia."
Batman: "I'll tell you what; if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from fistophobia."

[kedrell]

http://i50.tinypic.com/10gfxvl.jpg

Dent: "I would like to assure the people that they still have two out of three branches of the government still left and working for them.....and that ain't bad."

[SuperFerret]

http://i50.tinypic.com/10gfxvl.jpg

Dent: "I would like to assure the people that they still have two out of three branches of the government still left and working for them.....and that ain't bad."

:awesome: :up:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABurtLancaster.jpg
BURT LANCASTER: "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

[The Navigator]

I know, I'm the only one who saw this movie, but...

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_d9nkxt6uim_12f3a6d.jpg

HICKS: What are you doin' with a rifle, Ray?
HUDSON: ...Nothing. Just thinking about doing a little hunting when the season breaks.
HICKS: Come on, Ray. You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore.

http://img01.imagefra.me/img/img01/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_l4j6j7wm_f9b84af.jpg

HUDSON: Not even hunting?
HICKS: Not even hunting. And you know that, not with your history.

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_d9nkxt6yim_28629d6.jpg

HICKS: Here I stick my neck out for you--stick it out far. And now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_d9nkxt5vmm_58b968d.jpg

HICKS: A missing leg that's now missing?

[Kane52630]

I know, I'm the only one who saw this movie, but...

:huh:
many people watched Aliens

[The Navigator]

:huh:
many people watched Aliens

:whatever: No, the one the dialogue's from.

[Panthro]

What IS that from, Rabbit?

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_d9nkxt6uim_12f3a6d.jpg
VASQUEZ: "It changed colors, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle."
HUDSON: "You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a ****ing lizard? That's a ******** psyche job. There's two to three men out there at the most. ****ing lizard."

http://img01.imagefra.me/img/img01/2/1/3/redwoods_wolf/f_l4j6j7wm_f9b84af.jpg
HICKS: "I'm scared, Poncho."
HUDSON: "********. You ain't afraid of no man."
http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_d9nkxt6yim_28629d6.jpg
HICKS: "There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."


http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/15/redwoods_wolf/f_d9nkxt5vmm_58b968d.jpg
HUDSON: "This battle is over, Leonidas!"
HICKS: "The battle is over when I say it is over!"

[The Navigator]

Planet Terror. The last movie I know of that had Michael Biehn. :up:

Like the Predator/300 stuff.

[Kane52630]

Can anyone guess this one?


http://i50.tinypic.com/dm4a3r.jpg

"Momma Dont Like Tattletales!"

[Panthro]

Thanks Rabbit.

Can anyone guess this one?


http://i50.tinypic.com/dm4a3r.jpg

"Momma Dont Like Tattletales!"
They Live?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Voldermortimage.jpg
VOLDEMORT: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me!"

[kedrell]

They Live is correct. Nice stuff, guys. :up:

[SuperFerret]

http://i50.tinypic.com/dm4a3r.jpg

"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word."

[wiegeabo]

http://i50.tinypic.com/dm4a3r.jpg

"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word."

Ok, that made it ten times creepier.

[SuperFerret]

:awesome:

[Panthro]

http://i50.tinypic.com/dm4a3r.jpg
T-1000: "Let's put a smile on that face."

[The Navigator]

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/2/20/redwoods_wolf/f_rsvmugcy9g7m_474591a.jpg

"Eat lead, slackers!"

[Panthro]

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/2/20/redwoods_wolf/f_rsvmugcy9g7m_474591a.jpg
"See this? This is my BOOM STICK!!!"

[kedrell]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "S***! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!"

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: "What's with the Roman Holiday obsession? Your favorite movie is Fletch."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABurtLancaster.jpg
BURT LANCASTER: "If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken."

[The Navigator]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_27j81do2tq2m_97f4715.jpg

OPTIMUS:...this is for deliveries, there's the dumpster for the trash; also, if you want to get out of the restaurant and chill for a second, here you go. Oh, and these two fun-loving wannabe pieces of gangster s**t are Nick and Theodore.

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1fssd7a1cq1m_c6507c3.jpg

GREEN: How many times I f**kin' told you, man, it's the f**kin' T-Dog, yo.
OPTIMUS: Sorry, G.
ORANGE: Hey, yo, b***h. What makes you think I won't cut you?

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1nhudpr778hm_b9f512e.jpg

OPTIMUS: Aw, come on now, Dog, you know I'm just f**kin' with ya. You know I give you the mad...phat...super...fly...stupid...dope dumbass retarded bombs**t props.
ORANGE: Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog, let's go.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1y9yeo6ifdlm_6434d06.jpg
OPTIMUS: Those two should be sterilized. And I'm not kidding at all.

[Panthro]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_27j81do2tq2m_97f4715.jpg

OPTIMUS:...this is for deliveries, there's the dumpster for the trash; also, if you want to get out of the restaurant and chill for a second, here you go. Oh, and these two fun-loving wannabe pieces of gangster s**t are Nick and Theodore.

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1fssd7a1cq1m_c6507c3.jpg

GREEN: How many times I f**kin' told you, man, it's the f**kin' T-Dog, yo.
OPTIMUS: Sorry, G.
ORANGE: Hey, yo, b***h. What makes you think I won't cut you?

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1nhudpr778hm_b9f512e.jpg

OPTIMUS: Aw, come on now, Dog, you know I'm just f**kin' with ya. You know I give you the mad...phat...super...fly...stupid...dope dumbass retarded bombs**t props.
ORANGE: Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog, let's go.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1y9yeo6ifdlm_6434d06.jpg
OPTIMUS: Those two should be sterilized. And I'm not kidding at all.
What's that from Rabbit?

[Panthro]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_27j81do2tq2m_97f4715.jpg
OPTIMUS: "Dr. Boston? Are you in here?"

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1fssd7a1cq1m_c6507c3.jpg
STUPID GREEN AUTOBOT TWIN: "That's it, game over man! Game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!"

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1nhudpr778hm_b9f512e.jpg
OPTIMUS: "Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?"


http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1y9yeo6ifdlm_6434d06.jpg
OPTIMUS PRIME: "There Can Be Only One."

[The Navigator]

What's that from Rabbit?

Waiting...

Go see it. Now.

[kedrell]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_1fssd7a1cq1m_c6507c3.jpg
Green: "Oh boys!"
Orange: "Where're da white women at?!!"

[Panthro]

Nice Blazing Saddles quote ked.
http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/23/redwoods_wolf/f_27j81do2tq2m_97f4715.jpg
OPTIMUS: "Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soul!"

[The Navigator]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/26/redwoods_wolf/f_10pifkr64rdm_485a625.jpg

"Major Chip Hazard."

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/26/redwoods_wolf/f_ckl6ggmm_44662e4.jpg

"Gorgonite scum!"

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/26/redwoods_wolf/f_pchcm_ff65a07.jpg

"Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me."

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/2/2/26/redwoods_wolf/f_174fjb3i4gdm_ef313d8.png

"You've got a lot of guts..."

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/2/26/redwoods_wolf/f_ckl6ggmm_d8aa891.jpg

"...let's see what they look like!"

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

That is genius. :awesome: :hehe: :hehe:

Thats why you get............a COOKIE!!!

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
PREDATOR: "Tell your men they work for me now."
DUTCH: "They won't work for a FREAK!!!"
PREDATOR: "Well why don't we cut you up into tiny pieces and then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog is!"

Eh, sorry, I don't think that's entirely accurate. :o:csad:

But the Small Soldiers/Avatar one is priceless. :hehe:

[Jack Bauer]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2lkpt85.jpg

SWAT RIDING SHOTGUN: We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg

Predator: "Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared."

[Doctor Jones]

Jack Baur, AWESOME Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas caption!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
DUTCH: Don't kill me man. Don't kill me! Don't kill me man!
PREDATOR: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
DUTCH: What are you?!
PREDATOR: I'm Batman.

[Jack Bauer]

Jack Baur, AWESOME Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas caption!
Thank you Dr. Jones. It just came to me when I saw that pic. Surprised really no one else did that cap with that line, considering how much that guy talked during the scene.

[The Navigator]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklbm_76fef7c.jpg

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxkldm_a431b9a.jpg

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklem_2bf80df.jpg

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

[Jack Bauer]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklbm_76fef7c.jpg

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxkldm_a431b9a.jpg

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklem_2bf80df.jpg

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Bwahahahaha. That's awesome.

[Panthro]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklbm_76fef7c.jpg

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxkldm_a431b9a.jpg

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklem_2bf80df.jpg

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

I liked the Batman/Predator one too.

[Panthro]

Ripping off Rabbit Samurai -

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png
THE MASK: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[wiegeabo]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png

"You're one ugly mother****er."

[Panthro]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png
THE MASK: "Riddle me this... riddle me that... who's afraid of the big black bat?"

[wiegeabo]

http://i49.tinypic.com/2898n6f.jpg

"I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, ***** tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood!"

[Panthro]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png
THE MASK: "Allllllllllllllllllrighty then!"

[redmarvel]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png
THE MASK: "THIS is the face... of Jewish vengeance!"

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Predator: "Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans?!"
Dutch: "[gasp] We intercepted no transmissions...This is a consular ship... We're on a...diplomatic mission... "
Predator: "If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?[crunch]"

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Predator: "Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans?!"
Dutch: "[gasp] We intercepted no transmissions...This is a consular ship... We're on a...diplomatic mission... "
Predator: "If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?[crunch]"
Bwahahahaha. Brilliant.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1hermione-crying-over-ron-weasle.jpg
HERMIONE: "Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!" [pause] "Einhorn is a man?" [horror] "Einhorn is a man!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.shakespeareinamericanlife.org/images/Romeo_Juliet_1996_1200_l.jpg

Juliet: How did you get in here?
Romeo: The window.
Juliet: Do you do that a lot?
Romeo: Just the past couple of months. I like watching you sleep.

[Orb]

Bwahahahaha. Brilliant.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1hermione-crying-over-ron-weasle.jpg
HERMIONE: "Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!" [pause] "Einhorn is a man?" [horror] "Einhorn is a man!"

Funny how I just watched the movie.

[Panthro]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/27/redwoods_wolf/f_oxklfm_68ca3bc.png
THE MASK: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABatmanOnCar.jpg
BATMAN: "Where is Clarence Boddiker?"

[kedrell]

http://i44.tinypic.com/eajhtu.jpg
Joker: "I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna ****in' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty."
Rachel: "I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them."
Joker[pauses]: "OK. This is funny. This is nice."

[The Navigator]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg

KIRK: I don't suppose there's a replacement Berrylium sphere onboard.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg

COMPUTER: Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
UHURA: No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: You know, that's getting really annoying!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg

UHURA: Look, I have one lousy job on this ship! It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: Gee, I've never even been on a plane before!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: Have you ever seen a grown man naked before?

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: I've got to concentrate...
[his thoughts echo] concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg
UHURA: A hospital? What is it?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: Can you fly this plane, and land it?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Roads.jpg
CHEKOV: Surely you can't be serious.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/SpockandKirk.jpg
KIRK: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

[Kane52630]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg

"Eywa has heard you... Eywa has heard you!"

[Panthro]

All these quotes are great, but ya gotta love mixing Star Trek with Avatar.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/zoe_saldana_3.jpg
UHURA: "Toruk Makto was mighty. He brought the clans together in a time of great sorrow. All Navi people know this story."

[Jack Bauer]

http://i39.tinypic.com/124ab0o.jpg

BRACKETT: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?

LOOMIS: Yes.

BRACKETT: How?

LOOMIS: We burned the forest down.

[Panthro]

Nice use of TDK there Jack.
http://i39.tinypic.com/124ab0o.jpg
LOOMIS: "There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives out in those woods. Something... something that's come back from the dead."

[Jack Bauer]

Nice use of TDK there Jack.
Thanks, and it fits so well given what Brackett has to deal with Michael.

http://i39.tinypic.com/124ab0o.jpg

BRACKETT: Now that's one big pile of ****.

[Panthro]

The Jurassic Park one is a nice fit too.

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
DUTCH: "Do you expect me to talk?"
PREDATOR: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you DIE!!!"

[The Navigator]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_d0bu8vm_cdbd780.jpg

"You've gotta come back with me!"

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_e5mb9am_2db9ba3.jpg
"...Where?"

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_dqq2fijbm_e02d418.jpg

"Back to the future!"

[Panthro]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_d0bu8vm_cdbd780.jpg

"You've gotta come back with me!"

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_e5mb9am_2db9ba3.jpg
"...Where?"

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_dqq2fijbm_e02d418.jpg

"Back to the future!"
Awesomeness. :hehe:

[Panthro]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_d0bu8vm_cdbd780.jpg
CATWOMAN: "You think I want to escape from this? There is no escape from this!"

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_e5mb9am_2db9ba3.jpg
CATWOMAN: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school..."


http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_dqq2fijbm_e02d418.jpg
BATMAN: "Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!" [pause] "Einhorn is a man? Einhorn is a man!"

[kedrell]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Dutch: "That little black box? What's it for?"
Predator: "That box goes beyond any known conventional radar. It tracks alpha waves."
Dutch: "Ahhh......alpha waves.... "
Predator: "I could have said it tracked pasta Fazul, couldn't I?"
Dutch: "Oh with garlic, mmmmmmmmm!"
Predator: ":whatever:"

[Panthro]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/18/redwoods_wolf/f_predator012m_cf07394.jpg
Dutch: "That little black box? What's it for?"
Predator: "That box goes beyond any known conventional radar. It tracks alpha waves."
Dutch: "Ahhh......alpha waves.... "
Predator: "I could have said it tracked pasta Fazul, couldn't I?"
Dutch: "Oh with garlic, mmmmmmmmm!"
Predator: ":whatever:"
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Clash_of_the_titans_photo.jpg
SAM WORTHINGTON PERSEUS: "Conan! What is best in life?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01original-clash-of-the-titans.jpg
HARRY HAMLIN PERSEUS: "To crush your enemies! See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AGreek.jpg
HH PERSEUS: "Is there no one else? Is there no one else?!"

[kedrell]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2yv5sa9.jpg
Stane: "This is the 2nd time I've had to reclaim my property from you."
Stark: "That belongs in a museum!"
Stane: "So do you."

[Panthro]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2yv5sa9.jpg
Stane: "This is the 2nd time I've had to reclaim my property from you."
Stark: "That belongs in a museum!"
Stane: "So do you."
Nice one ked.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABIGJOKER.jpg
JOKER: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/2003_daredevil_009.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Yippie Kai-Yay, Mother-F***er."

[kedrell]

http://i50.tinypic.com/s66nbp.jpg

Superman: "Come on, stop whining. You kids are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now! You belong to me! You're not going to have your mommies and your daddies here to wipe your little tushies. Oh no, it's time to turn this mush into muscles. No more complaining. No more, 'Mr. Superman, I have to go to the bathroom'."





http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Angry_Superman.jpg

Superman: "THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!"

[Moridin]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

"We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc. "

[Moridin]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144008/photo_29.jpg

Kong: "It was really nice meeting you."
Ann: "F**k off!"
Kong: "You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license."
Ann: "Suck my d**k!"
Kong: "No thank you."

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Peter: "Why don't we remember a god damn thing from last night?"
Jesus: "Obviously because we had a great f**king time!"

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Trooper: "Vader, let's face it. You've always been a c**t. The only thing that's gonna change, is that you're gonna be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids."
Vader: "You f**kin' retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!"
Trooper: "I retract that bit about your c**t f**king kids."
Vader: "Insulting my f**king kids? That's goin' overboard man!"
Trooper: "I retracted it, didn't I?!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/TheExpendables-04-JetLi-DolphLundgren-SylvesterStallone-560x420.jpg

ROSS: You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/nightmare_on_elm_street35.jpg

QUENTIN: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!

NANCY: Nice thinkin', Ray.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Freddy20Krueger.jpg

FREDDY: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away.

[Panthro]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

"We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc. "
Gotta love mixing it up with Lord of the Rings.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01original-clash-of-the-titans.jpg
PERSEUS: "Now all I need to do is find this Yoda. If he even exists."

[Panthro]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
JESUS CHRIST: "What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes."

[C.F. Kane]

Something Awful finally made a sequel to the original thread! (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/movie-captions-subtitles.php)

[kane9321]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_d0bu8vm_cdbd780.jpg

"You've gotta come back with me!"

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_e5mb9am_2db9ba3.jpg
"...Where?"

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_dqq2fijbm_e02d418.jpg

"Back to the future!"


omg...:woot::woot::woot:

[Panthro]

Something Awful finally made a sequel to the original thread! (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/movie-captions-subtitles.php)
Nice.

Man I miss this thread. Too bad most users don't come here often these days.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Michael_Pare_664.jpg
TOM CODY: "Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/EL_CID.jpg
EL CID: "Well I haven't killed you yet."

[kedrell]

Nice.

Man I miss this thread. Too bad most users don't come here often these days.

Well I moved at the begining of August and didn't have internet until the last week or so. I'll start posting again as soon as I get an idea.

[kedrell]

http://i56.tinypic.com/3531naq.jpg

Genie: "This rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
Aladdin: "F***in' A."
Genie: "And this guy peed on it."
Aladdin: "Genie, please."

http://i53.tinypic.com/2s1u160.jpg

Sultan: "I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?!"

[Grillz]

Kind of re-did some of the words.
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
Joker: Tell me, Batman, did you nurse Robin yourself?
http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_dqq2fijbm_e02d418.jpg
Batman: What?
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
Joker: Did you breast-feed him?
http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/commissioner-james-gordon.jpg
Grodon: Now, wait a minute …
http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_dqq2fijbm_e02d418.jpg
Batman: Yes, I did.
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
Joker: Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/commissioner-james-gordon.jpg
Grodon: You son of a *****!

Joker: Ampuhttp://i25.tinypic.com/2iurhip.jpg
tate a man's leg, and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, sir, when your little boy wonder is on the slab, where will it tickle you?
http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/4/3/redwoods_wolf/f_dqq2fijbm_e02d418.jpg
Batman: Take this thing back to Baltimore!
http://i29.tinypic.com/v5xto1.jpg
Joker: Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but may have lied. That's all I can remember, Bats, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Batman, just one more thing: love your suit.

[Panthro]

Funny Grillz, very funny. :awesome:

Can't remember if I did this particular one before (I'm sure I've flogged the basic gag to death):

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/ElizabethSwannWasAinFactA100PureVir.jpg
ELIZABETH SWANN: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

[C.F. Kane]

http://togaparty1.tripod.com/250x345_belushi.jpg

I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am... a God.

[mclay18]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2yv5sa9.jpg

Tony: You speak treason.
Stan: Fluently.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman."

[kedrell]

http://i52.tinypic.com/11lrk40.jpg
"Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Is this not why you are here?!!"

[kedrell]

http://i55.tinypic.com/omk37.jpg
Peter: "It's me, Uncle Ben. Peter."
Uncle Ben: "Glad you're here, kiddo. Got a few things to tell ya. First, l want you to promise that no matter what you do in life, you will never ever settle for average."
Peter: "Yes, sir."
Uncle Ben: "Second, don't be satisfied with routine poontang. Don't do what I did. I married for love, and your Aunt Betty has been a nightmare."
Peter: "But my Aunt's name is May."
Uncle Ben: "Listen to me. I'm giving you pearls here. And third, find yourself a classic beauty with a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with the Lord. It's all in here...[points to his pants] Hot young tail's what it's all about."
Peter: "I'll make you proud, Uncle Ben."

[Panthro]

http://i55.tinypic.com/omk37.jpg
UNCLE BEN: "The needs of the many... outweigh..."
PETER: "The needs of the few..."
UNCLE BEN: "Or the One... I have been and forever shall be... your friend. Live long... and prosper."

[The Navigator]

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/7/10/8/redwoods_wolf/f_12pi8774kvam_93bbc5b.jpg
LEWIS: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
ROBOCOP: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
LEWIS: How you gonna do that?
ROBOCOP: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
LEWIS:...
ROBOCOP: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

[kedrell]

http://i52.tinypic.com/11lrk40.jpg

Madness?!! THIS ... IS... WONKA'S!!!!!

[Panthro]

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/7/10/8/redwoods_wolf/f_12pi8774kvam_93bbc5b.jpg
LEWIS: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
ROBOCOP: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
LEWIS: How you gonna do that?
ROBOCOP: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
LEWIS:...
ROBOCOP: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
What's that from?

[Bim]

I have to say, the last page alone had me laughing loudly :lmao: awesome stuff, people! :applaud

[The Navigator]

What's that from?

The Other Guys.

[Panthro]

The Other Guys.
Ah. Any good?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/terminator15.jpg
REESE: "All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."

[The Navigator]

Ah. Any good?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/terminator15.jpg
REESE: "All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."

I thought it was funny. Nice Taxi Driver quote.

[kedrell]

http://i51.tinypic.com/2cdjs60.jpg

Superman: "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more!!!"

[Panthro]

Thanks Nav. Nice one ked.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Blonsky.jpg
BLONSKY: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead plaent. Buried alive... buried alive..."

http://i51.tinypic.com/2cdjs60.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Khan!"

[The Navigator]

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/7/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_78m_600b49f.jpg

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/7/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_79m_cd86053.jpg
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!"

[Nightmare]

hahaha

[Panthro]

Good one Nav

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/7/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_78m_600b49f.jpg
REGGIE THE SNAKE: "I'll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars."


http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/7/10/15/redwoods_wolf/f_79m_cd86053.jpg
INDY: "Once this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious s***."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2221458384_bee8bc30f8.jpg
Jor-El: "Well, I said it before...and I'm gonna say it again. There ain't no way, NO WAY that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma right in da mouth!"

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2221458384_bee8bc30f8.jpg
Jor-El: "Well, I said it before...and I'm gonna say it again. There ain't no way, NO WAY that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma right in da mouth!"
:awesome:


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/terminator11.jpg
KYLE REESE: "Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change."

[The Navigator]

Edit.

[The Navigator]

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ag_5d0_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

The wise Sir Bedeviere was the first to join King Arthur's knights. But other illustrious names were soon to follow.

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/af_e1a_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

Sir Lancelot, the brave.

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ae_837_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

Sir Galahad, the pure.

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ab_5cb_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the dragon of Angnor...

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ac_b56_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

...who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol...

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ad_daa_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

...and had personally wet himself at the Battle of Baden Hill.

And the aptly named...

http://img40.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/2910_1d2_u1v9.jpg (http://i.picoodle.com/355hvrbk)

...Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

[Panthro]

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ag_5d0_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

The wise Sir Bedeviere was the first to join King Arthur's knights. But other illustrious names were soon to follow.

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/af_e1a_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

Sir Lancelot, the brave.

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ae_837_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

Sir Galahad, the pure.

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ab_5cb_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the dragon of Angnor...

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ac_b56_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

...who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol...

http://img37.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/ad_daa_u1v9.jpg (http://picoodle.com/)

...and had personally wet himself at the Battle of Baden Hill.

And the aptly named...

http://img40.picoodle.com/i5c9/redwoods_wolf/2910_1d2_u1v9.jpg (http://i.picoodle.com/355hvrbk)

...Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.
Hahahahahahahaha

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

Batman: "All right, listen, we both go outside, move around in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Superman: "Explain 'acting crazy'."
Batman: "You know, curse and stuff."
Superman: "You want me to curse?"
Batman: "You don't have to mean it. It's just for show."
Superman: "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Batman: "Just make noises, then."
Superman: "Explain 'noises'."
Batman: "Are you gonna do this or what?"
Superman: "No, I'm not."
Batman: "C'mon! Ok, on the count of three. One..."
Superman: "All right."
Batman: "..two... three!"

http://i51.tinypic.com/2cdjs60.jpg

Superman: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Angry_Superman.jpg

Superman: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

Superman: "I cursed."
Batman: "I heard."

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