Mix up movie captions

[Zev]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

Nothing can stop him. Can't imprison him or surround him with men or guns or tanks. No walls thick enough or guns strong enough. A man in the fourth dimension is indestructible.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg

"Hey honkies. You guys wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious. I want to sell you some pure ****ing smack! This is the real stuff! I just got back from Vietnam."

[ToddIsDead]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"Hasta la vista, baby."

[The Question]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
Ginny: "I'll tell you what - you get me up in that plane, then we'll talk about forward thrust."
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
HARRY: ":eek:"

[ToddIsDead]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when his plane was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a North Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. Taken away. The way your Daddy looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something; his ass. Five long years he wore this watch, up his ass. Then, just before he died of amoebic dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

..but being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off...

[ToddIsDead]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
[talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

[ToddIsDead]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[Zev]

http://spiderman-web.com/spiderman/wallpaper/movie/maryjane.jpg

Spider-Man: What's happenin' hot stuff?

[Dr. Fate]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsleretourdujedi37.jpg
HARRISON FORD: "Donna... Donna would ya lay off?! I'm tryin' to steer!"
CARRIE FISHER: "What's wrong, Loomis?! You're not airborne yet!"
HF: "What are ya talkin' about?! Look out the window, of course we're airborne!"
CF: "We are but... you're not."

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsleretourdujedi31.jpg
CARRIE FISHER: "Ya fat slob, let's see if you have any guts!"

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsempirecontreattaque18.jpg
DARTH VADER: "I am Roger the Shrubber. I design, arrange and sell shrubberies."

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsempirecontreattaque31.jpg
HARRISON FORD: "Donna don't worry about this - I'm gonna set this baby down if it's the last thing I do!" [screams]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsunnouvelespoir16.jpg
"Say hello to my little friend!"

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsleretourdujedi30.jpghttp://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsleretourdujedi07.jpg
EMPEROR: "Gentlemen, you cannot fight in here, this is the War Room!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsleretourdujedi30.jpghttp://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsleretourdujedi07.jpg
EMPEROR: "Gentlemen, you cannot fight in here, this is the War Room!"

Already been done

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/return_of_the_jedi/_group_photos/anthony_daniels8.jpg

Jabba: I left the Heston estate atop Beverly Hills and walked back into the real world. To an America living and breathing in fear. Where gun sales are now at an all record high. And where, in the end, it all comes back to 'Bowling for Columbine'.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg
"Your a f**king ugly *****, I want to stab you to death and play around in your blood"

[The Chairman]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg
"Hey Stiffler, how's the pale ale?"

[Dr. Fate]

Already been done
You know, I didn't complain when people re-used the watch up the ass speech from Pulp Fiction.
http://www.nrk.no/img/495659.jpeg
BATMAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[Elijya]

You know, I didn't complain when people re-used the watch up the ass speech from Pulp Fiction.

yeah, but that one had already been done with the same quote AND the same picture

[Elijya]

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg
Leia: That little wager you mentioned earlier. Count me in.
Luke: What are the terms?
Leia: If I win, then that hot little car of yours is mine.
Luke: And if I win?
Leia: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Luke: Be more specific.
Leia: In English, I'll **** your brains out.
Luke: What makes you think I'll go for that bet? That is a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
Leia: Because I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you.
Luke: No thanks.
Leia: You can put in anywhere.
Luke: You've got yourself a bet, baby.

[Elijya]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
Jesus: I don't know if this'll help. But sometimes when I'm feeling down, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Judas: Thank you.
Jesus: All right, well, I'll see you around campus.
Judas: Looking forward to it... Freak.

[Elijya]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png
BRuce: What am I? Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it ya dumb *****!

[Elijya]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
Xavier: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me...
Magneto: Yes, you already did.
Xavier: Oh, I did?
Magneto: Right after we played backgammon.
Xavier: Oh! We played backgammon?
Magneto: Uh huh. You beat me three times.
Xavier: I did?
Magneto: Yup. Then I ****ed your daughter.
Xavier: Excuse me?
Magneto: I said, would you care for some water?
Xavier: No, thank you.

[Elijya]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg
Vin: You preach about waiting for love. Well, here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So that makes you a hypocrite.

[Elijya]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg
Walken: **** her yet?
Rock: Working on it.
Walken: Loser.
Rock: Blow me.
Walken: Call me later?

[Elijya]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/freaky/fri8.jpg
Lindsey: Would you cut the psychobabble bull****, Mom? There's pictures of me on the Internet.
Jaime Lee: What kind of pictures?
Lindsey: Nudie pictures! What do you think?
Jaime Lee: JESUS CHRIST! How could you be so stupid?

[Elijya]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/124884_4.jpg
Pierce: You know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost all the clothes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
PATRICK STEWART: "Lt. Saavik was right. You never have faced death."
IAN McKELLAN: "No, not like this. I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death. And patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."
PATRICK STEWART: "You knew enough, to tell Saavik that how we face death is at least as important as how we face life."
IAN McKELLAN: "Just words."
PATRICK STEWART: "But good words. That's where ideas begin. Maybe you should listen to them. I was wrong about you, and I'm sorry."
IAN McKELLAN: "Is that what you came here to say?"
PATRICK STEWART: "Mainly. And also that I'm proud - very proud - to be your son."

[Elijya]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg
Phaoroh: So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't **** losers.

[The Question]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magneto: Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.

Proffesor X: Shocking abuse of authority.

Magneto: Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
FLASH GORDON: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!"

[The Question]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg

"Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn't realize he was a goddamn ****. I'll never be a racist again."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Biggs.jpg
LUKE: "Hey, thanks Vultan. Hey, for what it's worth, Ming's got Dale, Zarkov and Barin."

[The Question]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Cole: I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magneto: It will be 911 times 2356.

Proffesor X: My God, that's... I don't even know what that is!

Magneto: Nobody does!

http://www.primitivemelody.us/shadow/L_capture7.jpg

The Shadow: By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the *** way. One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say, "wow, good going, ***. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, ***?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Biggs.jpg

Luke: Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your ****ing balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you ****, you'll **** all over your balls, got it?

[The Question]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20021.jpg

Harvy Dent: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".

Comisioner Gordon: .......Yes, there is.

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Biggs.jpg

"Everybody remember where we parked."

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magneto: "Don't tell me, you're from outer space?"

Xavier: "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

PROFESSOR X: "You may be over-confident, Captain Vallo. There are 200 of the King's marines aboard this vessel."
MAGNETO: "And only 20 pirates. That puts the odds slightly in my favour. Better surrender the ship."

Excerpt from The Crimson Pirate.

[The Question]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/herosurrounded.jpg

Nameless: Where the white women at?

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
PATRICK STEWART: "You are a fighter. Fight with us. Fight for something decent."
IAN McKELLAN: "Not I. All my life I've watched injustice and dishonesty fly the flag of decency. I don't trust it."

[The Chairman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
PROFESSOR X: Your bishop is showing.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg
SUPERMAN: "A guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/there_s_something_about_mary/_group_photos/ben_stiller8.jpg

Matt Dillon: "Naw-uh, **** that. Nick doesn't do anything until Nick gets something for Nick. I want some hot chocolate. You want to hear about some Indian casino, I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate! And a piece of pecan ****ing pie!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magneto: "Qualifications?"
Xavier: "Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
Magneto: "You said rape twice."
Xavier: "I like rape."






X-Men/Blazzing Saddles

[C.F. Kane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Biggs.jpg

Luke: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Biggs: Hey, the only thing you'll be riding is me.

[The Chairman]

Sorry if this was already done.

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
Professor X: I want that.
Magneto: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
Professor X: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
Magneto: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Professor X: We gotta go to White Castle.
Magneto: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg
"Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"1.21 Jigawatts!!!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"Whatever happened to Saturday night, when you left your job and you felt alright/Nothing's the same since cosmic light came into my life, I thought I was divine"

[The Chairman]

http://www.cinepatas.com/archivo/sw_iv.jpg
LUKE SKYWALKER: A limo that can fly, now I've seen everything.
HAN SOLO: Oh, really. Have you seen a man eat his own head?
LUKE SKYWALKER: No.
HAN SOLO: Then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"There was a FIREFIGHT!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinepatas.com/archivo/sw_iv.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Where we're going we don't need [pause] roads."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!" :mad: :(

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg
"Team, I've goy 5 terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Klingon bastards you've killed my son!"

[The Chairman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
PROFESSOR X: I'll have you mated in three moves.
MAGNETO: Shouldn't we get to know each other a little better, first?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"You wanna **** with me?!?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.agonybooth.com/batman_robin/newspaper.jpg
FREEZE: Winged freak terrorizes...wait'll they get a load of me.

[xwolverine2]

http://www.agonybooth.com/batman_robin/newspaper.jpg
FREEZE: Winged freak terrorizes...wait'll they get a load of me.

THE DEAD WALK!!

[The Chairman]

http://www.c7nema.net/filmes/batman/bat1.jpg
BATMAN: Hey Janet.
JOKER: Yes, Brad?
BATMAN: I've got something to say
JOKER: Uh - huh.
BATMAN: I really love the...skillful way...you beat the other girls...to the bride's bouquet.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"If he dies, he dies"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"I'm not going to count to three. I'm not even going to count to one. You WILL shut the **** up NOW or I'll sing you a lullaby!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-2-2919-aragorn.jpg
ARAGORN: "You're not a guard."
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-2-2625-eowyn-revealed.jpg
EOWYN: "Neither are you."
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-1-0912-sam-at-gate.jpg
SAMWISE: "Thieves, like yourself. Come to climb the tower."
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-2-2625-eowyn-revealed.jpg
EOWYN: "You don't even have a rope. [Scoffs] Two fools who laugh at death. Do you know what horrors lie beyond that wall?"
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-2-2919-aragorn.jpg
ARAGORN: "No."
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-2-2625-eowyn-revealed.jpg
EOWYN: "Then you go first."



http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-2-4013-eowyn-faramir.jpg
FARAMIR: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
EOWYN: "I happen to like nice men."
FARAMIR: "I'm a nice man."

[Elijya]

lol, my god, you actually dug up screenshots from the horrible Bass and Rankin version

[Dr. Fate]

lol, my god, you actually dug up screenshots from the horrible Bass and Rankin version
I was trying to set a new standard for the thread, but failed miserably. Such is the way of my life (I'll still take Rankin-Bass's over Ralph Bakshi's LOTR any day).

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-2-2625-eowyn-revealed.jpg
EOWYN: "Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness! I am a Jedi! Like my father before me!"
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/rotk-2-3242-mouth-sauron.jpg
SAURON'S MOUTH: "So be it... Jedi."

[Elijya]

I was trying to set a new standard for the thread, but failed miserably. Such is the way of my life (I'll still take Rankin-Bass's over Ralph Bakshi's LOTR any day).

they're both god awful. I honestly don't understand how B&R could do such a kick ass job with the Hobbit, than utterly and completely **** up with RotK

[The Chairman]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/one_hour_photo/04.jpeg
"I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel a whole lot yummier."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.c7nema.net/filmes/batman/bat1.jpg
MICHAEL KEATON: "The game's lost, Ming! Stop the attack on Earth and I'll spare your life!"
JACK NICHOLSON: "You pitiful fool! My life is not for any Earthling to give or take!"
MICHAEL KEATON: "Your power's fading Ming."

[Zev]

http://www.c7nema.net/filmes/batman/bat1.jpg

Batman: If this is a diplomatic mission, WHERE ARE THE AMBASSADORS?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.c7nema.net/filmes/batman/bat1.jpg

"You cad!, you dirty swine! I never cared for you not once! I was always makin' a fool of ya! Ya bored me stiff, I hated ya! It made me SICK when I had to let ya kiss me. I only did it because ya begged me, ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! WIPE MY MOUTH!"

[Elijya]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
Satan: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. HALLELUJAH! Holy ****, where's the Tylenol?

[C.F. Kane]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1700000/images/_1704182_hobbits.jpg

Frodo: "We represent the lollipop guild."

[Zev]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1700000/images/_1704182_hobbits.jpg

"A new day is dawning. The day of the Fantastic Four!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"KHAN!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/bruce_almighty/morgan_freeman/bruce.jpg

"I don't want to be worshipped, I want to be loved."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.reelingreviews.com/brucealmightypic.jpg

God: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Bruce: Do you always begin conversations this way?
God: Well?

http://paradox.typepad.com/reel/images/brucealmighty_lg_04.jpg

Bruce: No.

[Elijya]

heh, nice

fix your first pic, though

[The Chairman]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg
DOC: You have balls...I like balls.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/bruce_almighty/morgan_freeman/bruce.jpg
"Bring out the Gimp."

[wiegeabo]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Doc: "I'm the new guy around here and I want to make friends, so I'll say this to you and we'll start fresh. If you don't like my jokes, don't laugh. If you have a medical opinion, then please speak up and speak up loud. But if you ever again tell me or my surgical staff that we're going to lose a patient, I'm gonna take out your lungs with a ****in' ice cream scoop. Do you understand me?"

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/bruce_almighty/morgan_freeman/bruce.jpg

"Was I bored? No, I wasn't ****in' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and ****in' bleeps in forty ****in' different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I'm not ****in' bored.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.elpais.es/elpaismedia/diario/media/200508/05/revistaverano/20050805elpepirdv_7_I_LBW.jpg

Gigi: We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

Maurise Chevalier: She's right! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier! Au-haw-haw.

All: Au-haw-haw.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

I was thinking of doing that one!!!!http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

But then I thought it was too obvious, so no hard feelings:)

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"This town needs an enema!"

[misternorth79]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1733/jorel7oa.png (http://imageshack.us)

Jor-El: 'Welcome to Good Burger! Home of the Good-Burger! Can I take your order!?'

[wiegeabo]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1733/jorel7oa.png (http://imageshack.us)

"Do not be messing with me right now. I will kick your ass."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1733/jorel7oa.png (http://imageshack.us)

JOR-EL: You're talking to my friend all wrong. You're giving all the wrong tones. You do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a smoldering iron!

[misternorth79]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1733/jorel7oa.png (http://imageshack.us/)

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!"

[misternorth79]

http://www.thatsstupid.net/pie/images/Dark_Helmet.jpg

I Crap Bigger Than You!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.thatsstupid.net/pie/images/Dark_Helmet.jpg

I Crap Bigger Than You!

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/empire5.jpg

"Oh, you really are a smart-ass!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/2231/ff91vq6we.jpg

"You using the whole fist, Doc?"



Fantastic Four/Fletch

[The Chairman]

http://www.c7nema.net/filmes/batman/bat1.jpg
JOKER: You just ripped my card in two!
BATMAN: Yes.
JOKER: Hey, bud. What's your problem?
BATMAN: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
JOKER: You...d*ck!

[The Chairman]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg
"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, now would ya?"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"We're goin' streaking!!!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1733/jorel7oa.png (http://imageshack.us)

IIIIII ain't got no boo-o-ody, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!

[The Chairman]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/aug2005/4/2/000AE474-6FA0-1304-AED40C01AC1BF814.jpg
"Think McFly, think!"

[Zev]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/aug2005/4/2/000AE474-6FA0-1304-AED40C01AC1BF814.jpg

Hoskins: You're the man now, dog!

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/lilo___stitch/stitch.jpg

“I’m a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am an out-of-controller!”

[Zev]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"Al Pacino! Al Pacino! Al Pacino!"





Saturday Night Fever

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"Al Pacino! Al Pacino! Al Pacino!"





Saturday Night Fever

Now that's just greathttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/lilo___stitch/stitch.jpg
HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!

[C.F. Kane]

http://inkpot.com/film/birdcage.gif

Armand: Have you ever experimented with heterosexuality?
Albert: What? You mean sleep with a straight guy?

The Birdcage/CAMP

[wiegeabo]

Now that's just greathttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Thanks.

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/lilo___stitch/stitch.jpg

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/aug2005/4/2/000AE474-6FA0-1304-AED40C01AC1BF814.jpg
HOSKINS: "Not prostate you idiot, probate!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cosmopolis.ch/insider5.jpg

Dr. Jeffrey Wigand: "A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE."

Lowell Bergman: "...When?"




The Insider/Blazzing Saddles

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg

Evey: "What's your name?"
V: "Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim."




V/Blazzing Saddles

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/lilo___stitch/stitch.jpg
"They call me...Mr. Tibbs!!!

[wiegeabo]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_perry.jpg

Perry: "...what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Lois: "Okay, a simple no would've done just fine."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta2.jpg
"I love you. You... complete me."

"Shut up, just shut up. You had me at Hello."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/one_hour_photo/04.jpeg
"I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel a whole lot yummier."

lol, Batman Returns, right?

[The Chairman]

lol, Batman Returns, right?

Heh, yeah. Glad you thought it was funny.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
KID: Who are you?
JACK NICHOLSON: Oh, just you're average horny little devil.

[The Chairman]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg
DOC: Why don't you come back to my place. I'll show you my cannoloni!

[The Chairman]

http://media.msnbc.msn.com/j/msnbc/1999000/1999274.hmedium.jpg
"Hey terrorists, terrorize this!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

DOC: Why, Eckhart, I believe you need to think about the future!

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg


"I opened my mouth like this, but it was too wide. FAR TOO WIDE!

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"But Daddy, where IS my special place?"

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

"Yep its all in your eye. Sorry man, I'll give you a warning next time."

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/aug2005/4/2/000AE474-6FA0-1304-AED40C01AC1BF814.jpg

"I said spit! Don't swallow!"

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"Musn't get a hard on..."

[Elijya]

are those actually from other movies? or are you another newb who missed the point?

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

are those actually from other movies? or are you another newb who missed the point?


Don't let the post count fool you, I'm just forgetful. I've been on the hype boards 3 times before, but forgot my password every time. Again, I DID know the aim of the thread ages ago, but forgot. WHOWUDDATHUNKIT!

And you know everyone of those quotes has to have appearred in some kind of movie. Just not the kind you watch. Or me for that matter.

Also, I like to 'listen' to what everyone else says, and any point I would want to make has probably already been said before, so my post count is low. I thought you and the Question were the most intelligent posters here, so don't flame me for slightly going off topic.

BTW, your old PECK avatar was less offensive than the Steve Irwin lookalike (WHO IS HE).

Unless its you, then the new avvy rules ;)

[Elijya]

no, the Avy is Rob Liefeld, arguably the biggest joke in the comics industry

somebody else said he looked like one of the kids from Growing Pains

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

He's a handsome fella.

BTW, the ABSOLUT Iron-Man poster is ace. I'm a graphics student and I find it to be a piece of art un paralleled within the HYPE boards. Enuff brown nosing, I'm logging of have a good New Year.

[Zev]

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/05/17/image695929x.jpg

Darth Vader: Boom, baby!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sarge: "You bring my Cheez Whiz boy?!?"





Full Metal Jacket/Blues Brothers

[Zev]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alm005/images/L_006.jpg

"Don't listen to that guy, he's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm trying to lead you down the path THAT ROCKS."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "Khan you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work from now on, do you hear me?! Do you?!"

[The Chairman]

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
"Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?"

[The Chairman]

http://membres.lycos.fr/davidcronenberg/fly_2.gif
"I'm gonna get medieval on your :) ss."

[wiegeabo]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alm005/images/L_006.jpg
"How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alm005/images/L_006.jpg
"Bring out the Gimp."

[Zev]

http://i.tvspielfilm.de/iimages/4/0/jar-215540-359x240-e.jpg

"Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude. He's trying to help you out."

[Zev]

http://www.dreamgroove.com/images/tuco_blondie.jpg

"Who you trying to get crazy with, esa? Don't you know I'm loco?"

[Elijya]

[IMG]
"I'm gonna get medieval on your :) ss."
you can say "ass" here....

[C.F. Kane]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-050~Singin-in-the-Rain-Posters.jpg

I'M WET! I'M WET! I'M HYSTERICAL AND I'M WET!

[C.F. Kane]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30517183196.gif

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK/I sleep all night and I work all day!"

[Zev]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sarge: Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little “boundary box”. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's ******* and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this ***** in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be mother****in' Jacques Cousteau.

[Zev]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!"

[Zev]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1733/jorel7oa.png (http://imageshack.us)

"I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?"

[Zev]

http://www.moviesnapshot.com/1995Stills/Judge_Dredd.JPG

Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/_group_photos/bruce_willis10.jpg

When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.geocities.com/walkingbuffalowing/george_of_the_jungle.jpg

Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, Living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Dr. Fate]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alm005/images/L_006.jpg
"This town needs an enema!"

[The Chairman]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30517183196.gif

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK/I sleep all night and I work all day!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Not sure if that's actually from a movie (I think it may have been from the tv show, Monty Python's Flying Circus), but it's still funny as heck.

[wiegeabo]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Not sure if that's actually from a movie (I think it may have been from the tv show, Monty Python's Flying Circus), but it's still funny as heck.

It's from "And Now For Something Completely Different."

[wiegeabo]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30517183196.gif

I'm not gonna hit you. I'm not gonna hit you. Like hell I'm not!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg
JOHN McCLANE: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
IAN McKELLAN: "Yo man, tell me something about me."
PATRICK STEWART: "You masturbate more than anybody on the planet."
IAN McKELLAN: "Aw ****, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows."
PATRICK STEWART: "When you do it, you're thinking about guys."
IAN McKELLAN [pause]: "...Dude, not all the time."

[kamillon66]

Jesus wasn't burned, he was crucified

(it's spelled torture)

Oh well I can't spell thanks for ruining the joke lol

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/_group_photos/bruce_willis10.jpg
"Ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and pretended to be a girl bunny?"

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/_group_photos/bruce_willis10.jpg

"I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/i__robot/_group_photos/alan_tudyk11.jpg

"Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!"

[Zev]

http://www.thedigitalreview.com/forum/images/review_images/sixteencandles2.jpg

Molly Ringwald: There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!

[Zev]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30517183196.gif

"Hey Paul! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU ****ING BASTARD!"

[The Chairman]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2415/ap2371xo.jpg
"You stay classy, San Diego."

[Zev]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2415/ap2371xo.jpg

"People on 'ludes should not drive."

[Zev]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Morpheus: Everybody? I... I want to thank you all for coming here tonight and drinking all my booze. A-ha. No really. There's a thing about being a Wayne that you're never short of a few freeloaders, like yourselves, to fill up a mansion with. So here's to you people. Thank you. I'm not finished. To all of you... all of you phonies, all of you two-faced friends you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me... Please, leave me in peace. Please go. Stop smiling, it's not a joke. Please leave. The party's over, get out.

[The Chairman]

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg
BEAST - How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

BELLE - Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

[wiegeabo]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Morpheus: "Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."




Reloaded/Blazing Saddles

[MaskedManJRK]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

MORPHEOUS: CAN YOU DIG IT?!!?

[C.F. Kane]

http://frames.free.fr/Images/wayne1.jpg

The Wayne legacy is more than bricks and mortar, sir.

[The Chairman]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
MORPHEUS: The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming/Flow, morpheus, slow/Let the sun and light come streamin/into my life/Into my lii-ii-iife

http://frames.free.fr/Images/wayne1.jpg
WAYNE & GARTH: There's a light...

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
CROWD: Over at the Frankenstein Place.

[Zev]

http://frames.free.fr/Images/wayne1.jpg

Garth: I wish I could quit you!

[Dr. Fate]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
MORPHEUS: "Those who will not live by the law shall DIE by the law!!!"

[Zev]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Morpheus: Before we start, did anyone lose a bunch of twenties rolled up in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

[Zev]

http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/doom/trap.jpg

"It's a trap!"

[Zev]

http://www.starwars.com/episode-vi/explore/classic/2002/05/img/dwe_bg.jpg

C-3PO: I am a golden god!

[C.F. Kane]

^^LOL

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Morpheus: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dreamgroove.com/images/tuco_blondie.jpg
CLINT EASTWOOD: "H-hey, it's me."
ELI WALLACH: "Prove it!"
CLINT: "You're a dick."
ELI: "Okay."

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
"You can't handle the truth!"

[The Chairman]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"You stay classy...Planet Earth."

[Zev]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

"When nine hundred years old YOU reach, look as good YOU will not, hmm?"

[ToddIsDead]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

"Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dreamgroove.com/images/tuco_blondie.jpg
CLINT: "You want the shot gun?"
ELI: "No, I prefer the Thompson."

[The Chairman]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"These go to 11."

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: You can milk just about anything with nipples.

Batman: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: YOU'RE excited? Feel these nipples!

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman: You got something wrong with your nipples?

Robin: What?

Batman: They're not sticking up, stick 'em up. I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman___robin/arnold_schwartzenegger/freezegun.jpg

Batman: Here, put some ice on that.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman: Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself?

Robin: What?

Batman: Did you breast-feed her?

Robin: Yes, I did.

Batman: Toughened your nipples, didn't it? Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, ma'am, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: My nipples look like Milk Duds!

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman: I'm not against a little cleavage, if it's done in good taste, but nipples are a definite no-no.

Robin: What's the matter, everyone's got them.

Batman: Not in primetime.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: I don't think I'm gonna be real comfortable with these things on my nipples.

Batman: I can put 'em on your balls.

Robin: The nipples are fine. Nipples work.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg
Robin: almost as if it's the #1 movie in the country

Batman: and THERE GO MY NIPPLES AGAIN!

[The Chairman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: You can milk just about anything with nipples.

Batman: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Genius.

[The Chairman]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/aug2005/4/2/000AE474-6FA0-1304-AED40C01AC1BF814.jpg
BOB HOSKINS: Who is that guy?
JET LI: He's an assh*le, sir.
BOB HOSKINS: I know that, but what's his name?
JET LI: That is his name sir, Assh*le, Major Assh*le.
BOB HOSKINS: And his cousin?
JET LI: He's an assh*le, too sir. Gunners' Rate First Class Phillip Assh*le
BOB HOSKINS: How many assh*les have we got on this ship?

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
CREW: Yo!

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/aug2005/4/2/000AE474-6FA0-1304-AED40C01AC1BF814.jpg
BOB HOSKINS: I knew it, I'm surrouned by assh*les.

[Zev]

If you can say ass and you can say hole, you really should be able to say *******.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Woe unto thee, oh Israel!"

[The Question]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman: ......I hate you Kenny.

[The Chairman]

http://www.dfi.dk/dfi/undervisning/americanbeauty/grafik/illotte.jpg
"Don't dream it, be it..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dreamgroove.com/images/tuco_blondie.jpg

Eli: "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dfi.dk/dfi/undervisning/americanbeauty/grafik/illotte.jpg
"Hi, I'm Plenty."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg

Michealangelo: What about the ROUS?
Donatello: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/mov1pix/mov28.jpg

RAWR! HISSSSS!!

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/_group_photos/bruce_willis10.jpg
MARIE DeMEDEIROS - I haven't been with a man in a long time.
BRUCE WILLIS - Me neither.

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"I crap bigger than you."

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg


Batman: "Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew."
Robin: "Yes I am, Cartman! I am a Jew!"
Batman: "No, no, don't be so hard on yourself."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

What's that picture from?

[Dr. Fate]

What's that picture from?
You really have to ask? That's Frank Langella as Skeletor from the 1987 film Masters of the Universe based on the He-Man toyline/animated series of 1983. The quote obviously is from General Zod/Terence Stamp in Superman II.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
HE-MAN: "I ain't got time to bleed!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg
DATA: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
PICARD: "Why? What's wrong?"
DATA: "I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

Data: "Grandpa, I ain't never killed nobody."

[The Question]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

Picard: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.

Data: Yes I am, Cartman! I am a Jew!

Picard: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/LiT.jpg
Bill Murray: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.

[The Chairman]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg
DOC: I'm Shellie's new boyfriend, and I'm out of my mind.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: Entering without a search warrant... destroying property... arson... sexual assault with a concrete dldo!?!? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

Picard: "We're assets Dillon. Expendable assets."
Data: "Comes with the job. I can accept it."
Picard: "Bull*****. You're just like the rest of us."
Crewman behind Data on right: "*****load of good a chopper's gonna do us in here anyhow."

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

I have AIDS.

[Dr. Fate]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg
DOC: "Do you like fried chicken?"
MARTY: "Fried chicken, very much."

Kramer VS Kramer

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

I have AIDS.

WHO TOLD YOU THA... oh, the picture. The picture of Willem Dafoe. WHEW.

[Zev]

http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg

"You have balls. I like balls."

[Zev]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050816/050816_fastimes_bcol_3p.standard.jpg

Jeff Spicoli: They put her in a bag.

Mr. Hand: What's that?

Jeff Spicoli: That's what Katie looked like when I saw her in the morgue. Like they put her in a bag and then they beat the bag with pipes. Janie died in her sleep, all due respect, but there you go. She went to sleep, she never woke up. Peaceful.

Mr. Hand: You don't need to talk about Janie.

Jeff Spicoli: My daughter was murdered. They put a gun to her. As we stand here, she's on an autopsy slab getting cut open by scalpels and chest spreaders, and you're talking to me about domestic ****ing responsibility? Good to see you, Theo.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/photos/indiana_jones_et_la_derniere_croisade/john_rhys_davies.jpg

Are there any balls down there?


http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg

About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www-smirc.stanford.edu/~tamara/AudreyII.JPG

Seymour: I can't make love to a bush!

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009RGBS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Dee-dee-di-lee-dee-deeee! / Two ladies / Dee-dee-di-lee-dee-deeee!/ Two ladies / Dee-dee-di-lee-dee-deeee! / And I'm the only man!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.digitallyobsessed.com/newsimages/schindler_neeskings3.jpg

Schindler: And of course screwing.
Stern: Screwing?
Schindler: Oh, uh... fornication.
Stern: For-ni-ca-tion?
Schindler: Oh, uh, darling, what is the German word?
Stern: I'm not quite sure I remember...
Schindler: [thinking] Oh, yes! BUMSEN!
Stern: Oh... That is the one German word you pronounce perfectly.
Schindler: Well, I ought to. I spent the entire afternoon bumsening like mad with this ghastly old producer who promised to get me a contract

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/TermRomantiek2.jpg
KYLE REESE: "Okay, now you don't drink, which is smart on your part, but being sober can put you at a disadvantage when it comes to violence. Now me, I can't box worth a ***** see, but I'm good in a fight because I can't feel anything. But you, you're gonna feel everything. Okay, now put your dukes up and let me see what you've got."

[wiegeabo]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050816/050816_fastimes_bcol_3p.standard.jpg

Mr. Hand: "This is your card, right?"

[Zev]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050816/050816_fastimes_bcol_3p.standard.jpg

Jeff Spicoli: Is it done?

Mr. Hand: Oh yes, Mr. Book. I have John Murdoch in mind.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/TermRomantiek2.jpg
KYLE REESE: "I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?"
SARAH CONNOR: "Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!"
REESE: "They *broke* the chalice from the palace?"
SARAH: "And replaced it with a flagon."
REESE: "A flagon...?"
SARAH: "With the figure of a dragon."
REESE: "Flagon with a dragon."
SARAH: "Right."
REESE: "But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?"
SARAH: "No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!"
REESE: "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."
SARAH: "Just remember that."

http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/terminator/terminator01.jpg
SARAH: "I'm a big girl."
REESE: "Yeah, and in all the right places, too."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050816/050816_fastimes_bcol_3p.standard.jpg

Jeff Spicoli: They put her in a bag.

Mr. Hand: What's that?

Jeff Spicoli: That's what Katie looked like when I saw her in the morgue. Like they put her in a bag and then they beat the bag with pipes. Janie died in her sleep, all due respect, but there you go. She went to sleep, she never woke up. Peaceful.

Mr. Hand: You don't need to talk about Janie.

Jeff Spicoli: My daughter was murdered. They put a gun to her. As we stand here, she's on an autopsy slab getting cut open by scalpels and chest spreaders, and you're talking to me about domestic ****ing responsibility? Good to see you, Theo.

Heh. Nice. :D:up:

[The Question]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg


"He terrorist! Terrorize this!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?"
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
HE-MAN: "What?"
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it." [zaps He-Man] "Never rub another man's rhubarb." [sinister laughter]

[The Chairman]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/BD4039.jpg
"Yes, Martini, there is an Easter Bunny."

[Elijya]

Jeff Spicoli: Is it done?

Mr. Hand: Oh yes, Mr. Book. I have John Murdoch in mind.
heh, just what I was thinking....

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.sightmagazine.com.au/stories/Films/images/RevengeoftheSith.jpg
ANAKIN: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
PADME: "Why? What's wrong?"
ANAKIN: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.sightmagazine.com.au/stories/Films/images/RevengeoftheSith.jpg
ANAKIN: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
PADME: "Why? What's wrong?"
ANAKIN: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

Where is that quote from, if you don't mind my asking?

[Carmine Falcone]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Doc: If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get ****. Try and smoke it. You understand?
Marty: Yes
Doc: You don't understand.


http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

Now go home and get your ****ing shine box!

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

[Elijya]

Where is that quote from, if you don't mind my asking?
American Psycho

[Dr. Fate]

American Psycho
Correct. I had such high hopes that someone would at least laugh at it; it seemed like as good a match as any for that scene.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Hey, what the Hell is this - a pervert's convention or something?!"

From Diamonds Are Forever.

[WeaponZ2]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

"We'll start the ass-kissing with you."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "James, that wouldn't really be-"
ZORRO: "Ethical?"
ELENA: "Practical? Smart?"
ZORRO: "What say we uh, skirt the issue, shall we?"
ELENA: "You'll have to promise to call me... this time."
ZORRO: "Whatever the doctor orders."
ELENA: "I suppose if you stayed in constant contact-"
ZORRO: "Of course."
ELENA: "If you showed sufficient stamina, cut all sorts of-"
ZORRO: "Strenuous activities?

The World is Not Enough.

[Zev]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

Zorro: Ask me a question.

Elena: What do you do?

Zorro: I'm into... well murders and executions mostly.

Elena: Do you like it?

Zorro: It depends. Why?

Elena: Because most guys I know who work with mergers and acquisitions really don't like it.

[The Chairman]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg
"It's lonely being a cannibal. Tough making friends."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "For your eyes only, darling."

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Don't just stare it, eat it!"

[ToddIsDead]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

You're the man now dawg!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "I have to return some video tapes."

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "He's Mr. Blonde, YOU'RE Mr. Pink!"

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
HE-MAN: "Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?"
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "No. By causing the death of innocent people."




http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
ELENA: "I happen to like nice men."
ZORRO: "I'm a nice man."

[Elijya]

edit: wrong forum

[My vengeance]

:o Um,forgive my newbie ignorance,but how do I post an image if I don't have a scanner?

I would usually capture the frame of the movie I wanted,print it,then scan it,but I don't own a scanner anymore,so where do I go from here?

[MaskedManJRK]

:o Um,forgive my newbie ignorance,but how do I post an image if I don't have a scanner?

I would usually capture the frame of the movie I wanted,print it,then scan it,but I don't own a scanner anymore,so where do I go from here?

You don't have to scan anything. Just go to a movie web-site (Yahoo has a lot of good movie stills), right-click the image, go to properties, highlight the url adress on the tope, right click the highlighted section, and press copy.

Now, go back here, go to "Add post" find this little icon: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/editor/insertimage.gif, right click the typeable part, and click "paste." Now, just click "Ok" and the image should pop up.

Hope that helps. :)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Speaking of horses, I like to play them myself. But I like to see them workout a little first, see if they're front runners or comefrom behind, find out what their whole card is, what makes them run."
ZORRO: "Find out mine?"
ELENA: "I think so."
ZORRO: "Go ahead."
ELENA: "I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a little lead, take a little breather in the backstretch, and then come home free."
ZORRO: "You don't like to be rated yourself."
ELENA: "I haven't met anyone yet that can do it. Any suggestions?"
ZORRO: "Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how, how far you can go."
ELENA: "A lot depends on who's in the saddle."

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Geronimo, motherf[BLEEP]ers!"

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "You go too far, Marlowe."
ZORRO: "Those are harsh words to throw at a man, especially when he's walking out of your bedroom."

[C.F. Kane]

edit

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "You don't understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender! I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charlie."

[My vengeance]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I kept meaning to do that one but I was afraid that someone else had already done it.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "We've gotta get some curtains up in here, it's a priority... the curtains are now the priority."
ELENA: "Not until we decide on the paint. There's no point in painting if we're going to rip up the floors with the plumbing. So really, we're back where we started."

Yes, that is from an actual movie. Here's a triple hint - it stars Nicole Kidman, Alec Baldwin and Bill Pullman.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg


Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details but the punchline... you die.