Mix up movie captions

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "I have to go to church."
ZORRO: "What for?"
ELENA: "To confess my sins. I'm a sinner."

[wiegeabo]

I kept meaning to do that one but I was afraid that someone else had already done it.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "We've gotta get some curtains up in here, it's a priority... the curtains are now the priority."
ELENA: "Not until we decide on the paint. There's no point in painting if we're going to rip up the floors with the plumbing. So really, we're back where we started."

Yes, that is from an actual movie. Here's a triple hint - it stars Nicole Kidman, Alec Baldwin and Bill Pullman.

Malice?

[Dr. Fate]

Malice?
Correct.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Carolina, did I thank you?"
ELENA: "No."
ZORRO: "I will."

[My vengeance]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack:I've kept this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two rotten' years.And now,I'm giving it to you,little man.

[My vengeance]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2415/ap2371xo.jpg

Hail to the king,baby!

[My vengeance]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/frank_oz2.jpg


Say hello to my little friend!

[My vengeance]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Jesus:Hey,pig,you ever had your **** pushed in?
Judas:............................................ .........
Jesus:Your **** pushed in.You ever had your **** pushed in?
Judas:Um,no.
Jesus:What about you holmes,you ever had your **** pushed in?
Peter:My **** pushed in,yeah,sure,had my **** pushed in plenty of times.
Jesus:Yeah man,I've had my **** pushed in REEEEEEAAAAAAL good!

O.K.,I know how sick this is,but I'm going to hell anyway,so might as well...

[My vengeance]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME !!!!!!!

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg
Bison: I wish I could quit you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.beowulfandgrendel.com/beowulfpictures/beowulfcharacters/beowulfinmeadhall.jpg
BEOWULF: "Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands."
http://www.beowulfandgrendel.com/beowulfpictures/beowulfcharacters/selma.jpg
SARAH POLLEY: "Then it has all been in vain. The Fellowship has failed."

http://www.beowulfandgrendel.com/beowulfpictures/beowulfcharacters/grendel.jpg
GRENDEL: "Find the Half-lings!!!!"

http://www.beowulfandgrendel.com/beowulfpictures/beowulfcharacters/hrothgar.jpg
"Who am I, Gamling?"

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg

Bison: "I freakin' love you!"

Sagat: "I freakin' love you back!"

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

"This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Remind me why I keep doing this?"
ZORRO: "Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind."
ELENA: "Ah."

[My vengeance]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

It's mine,my own,my preciousssssss...

[My vengeance]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

You...make...me...wanna...be...a ...better...man...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "I love you. You... complete... me."
ZORRO: "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."

[My vengeance]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "I love you. You... complete... me."
ZORRO: "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."

:D
But shouldn't it be the other way around?

[Dr. Fate]

:D
But shouldn't it be the other way around?
I thought it would be funnier in reverse. My bad.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "All the gods, they cannot sever us. If I were dead and you were still fighting for life, I'd come back from the darkness. Back from the pit of hell to fight at your side."

[My vengeance]

I thought it would be funnier in reverse. My bad.

Oh,sorry...I often suffer from acute lack of humour...

[Dr. Fate]

Oh,sorry...I often suffer from acute lack of humour...
Not a problem.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Where are you going?"
ZORRO: "To rob a bank - to pay for the hat."

Hint - one of two movies featuring Sean Connery and the late Richard Harris.

[My vengeance]

I remember that movie,don't remember the name though...Damn!
Is it the Molly Maguires?

[My vengeance]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Professor X: O.K.,I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what is happening...

Magneto:This is a picture of a guy who is a nice hard working fellow and comes home to find his wife in bed with a midget who she has been ****ing while he's been outta' town.

Professor X:So she has been having intercourse?

Magneto:Yep,with the midget.

[My vengeance]

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Xavier:What?I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long...

Magneto:Yeah,that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row,a ****in' home-cooked meal."Ohhhh,tuna casserole!"

[My vengeance]

Edit:wrong Forum...

[My vengeance]

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Al Pacino:Why do they call you Big Al?
Keanu:Because...I look like Al Pacino.
Al Pacino: Oh,I see...has anybody called you Bea Arthur before?
Keanu Reeves:Um,no,why?
Al Pacino:Because you look as much like Bea Arthur as you do Al Pacino...

[wiegeabo]

Isn't it Bea Arthur?

And where's that quote from? Good one.

[My vengeance]

Yep,it's Bea Arthur,sorry.Analise That.

[Dr. Fate]

I remember that movie,don't remember the name though...Damn!
Is it the Molly Maguires?
Correct.
http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images/bond-girls/daf/lw005.jpg
PLENTY O'TOOLE: "I have to return some video tapes."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Xavier:What?I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long...

Magneto:Yeah,that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row,a ****in' home-cooked meal."Ohhhh,tuna casserole!"


:D :up:

[My vengeance]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

Frankenfurther:I feel pretty,oh so pretty,I feel pretty and whitty and gayyyyyyyyyyy!
And I pitty any girl,who isn't me todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Riff-Raff:La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaa
Frankenfurther:Who's that pretty girl in that miiiiirror there?
Riff-Raff:What mirror,where?
Frankenfurther:Who can that attractive girl beeeeee?
Riff-Raff:What,who,where,how?
Frankenfurther:Such a pretty face
Riff-Raff:hummmm
Frankenfurther:Such a pretty face
Riff-Raff:hummmm
Frankenfurther:Such a pretty face
Riff-Raff:hummmm
Frankenfurther:Such a pretty face
Riff-Raff:hummmm
Frankenfurther and Riff-Raff:SUCH A PRETTY FAAAAAAACE!
Frankenfurther:I feel stunning
Riff-Raff:He feels stunning
Frankenfurther: Oh so stunning
Riff-Raff: OHHHH,soooo stunning!
Frankenfurhter:I feel stunning just can't hold my joyyyyyyy
Everybody:FOR I'M IN LOVE WITH A VERY WONDERFUL BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y!

[My vengeance]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

Vid Diesel:Listen up,kid,if you're gonna live in a whorehouse,there's only one thing you can do:BE THE BEST DAMN WHORE AROUND!

[My vengeance]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

Riff-Raff:It's a queen.She'll breed.You'll die.

[My vengeance]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg

Yo',Affleck,you the BOMB in "Phantoms",yo!!!

[My vengeance]

http://www.laprise.org/IMG/jpg/jimmy.jpg

All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *****es. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother****s are next.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images/bond-girls/daf/lw005.jpg
BOND: "Do you surrender?"
PLENTY O'TOOLE: "Never. But I may scream."
BOND: "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect."

[My vengeance]

http://wcuvax1.wcu.edu/~hkane/deliverance.jpg
My sister...is covered...in moles...

[Elijya]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif
Anakin: It's just a flesh wound.

[The Chairman]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif
Anakin: It's just a flesh wound.

Haha, nice!

[My vengeance]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

Hey,guys,where y'all going?I haven't even begun to fight...

Hint:It starred Dennis Quaid...

[Zev]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

"Most of the week we were Ozzie and Harriet, but every Saturday night we were finding something out: we were finding out more and more that we were not alone. It used to be that when I came home angry and depressed I'd just clean my condo, polish my Scandinavian furniture. I should have been looking for a new condo. I should have been haggling with my insurance company. I should have been upset about my nice, neat, flaming little ****. But I wasn't."

[Zev]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg

"Listen up you primitive screwheads... this... is my BOOMSTICK!"

[Zev]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/124884_4.jpg

Pierce: I don't understand, sir. Who is this man called Killer Kane?

Mrs. Doubtfire: He is the result of the stupidity of the men of your century. You failed to stamp out lawlessness and in the end the criminal became stronger than the law.

[Zev]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Willis: It's been three years, Joe. You're not still mad at me, are you? Can't even remember what we were fighting about.

Osment: You sabotaged my plane.

Willis: Right.

Osment: I spent six months in a Manchurian slave camp because of you. They were gonna cut off my fingers.

Willis: Joe, for the last time, I didn't sabotage your damn airplane!

[Zev]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Ian McKellen: We were supposed to draw a picture, anything we wanted. I drew a man who got hurt in the neck by another man with a screwdriver.

Patrick Stewart: You saw that on TV, Cole?

Ian McKellen: Everyone got upset. They had a meeting. Mom started crying. I don't draw like that any more.

Patrick Stewart: How do you draw now?

Ian McKellen: Draw... people smiling, dogs running, rainbows. They don't have meetings about rainbows.

[Zev]

http://www.marathondance80.com/Carriere/z-penn.jpeg

"A guy dresses up like a bat... CLEARLY has issues."

[My vengeance]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

His name is Fraaank !!!

[Zev]

http://www.marathondance80.com/Carriere/z-penn.jpeg

"I said, 'Hey, you, on the other side - let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry!'"

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/keanugallery/keanu/keanu238.jpg

"This is Constantine. John Constantine. *******."

[Zev]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

"Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.laprise.org/IMG/jpg/jimmy.jpg

All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *****es. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother****s are next.

:D:up:

[Zev]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail049.jpg

God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.

[My vengeance]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

And just two days till retirement.****

[My vengeance]

http://www.geocities.com/keanugallery/keanu/keanu238.jpg

"This is Constantine. John Constantine. *******."

Damn! Beaten to it!

[My vengeance]

http://www.geocities.com/keanugallery/keanu/keanu238.jpg
O.K.,wiggle your big toe...

[My vengeance]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Hi there...The names Buck,and I am here to ****!

[My vengeance]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magneto:Just hurry up and get the sake,baldy,do you understand?

Xavier:I'm not bald,O.K.,I just shaved my head,do YOU understand?

[Elijya]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif
Anakin: Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg

"Listen up you primitive screwheads... this... is my BOOMSTICK!"
Bahahahahaha, good one! Long live He-Man, long live Dolph Lundgren, and long live the men who gave us Army of Darkness!

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
DEBRA KARA UNGER: "Could someone give me a push, please?"
From one of the Monty Python films.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1993_Malice/993MLC_Nicole_Kidman_020.jpg
NICOLE KIDMAN: "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
BILL PULLMAN: "Not right now.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1993_Malice/993MLC_Nicole_Kidman_021.jpg
NK: "A girl's gotta have her standards..."

http://www.peplums.info/images/31travh/31f.jpg
STEVE REEVES/HERCULES: "You like having people bow to the might of spears. I like for spears to bow to people. Especially beautiful women."

A Cecil B. DeMille feature.

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: "You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob."

[The Chairman]

http://www.marathondance80.com/Carriere/z-penn.jpeg
"Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles."

[The Chairman]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif
"I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big bright shining star. Yeah, that's right."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail049.jpg
GOD: "Woe unto thee, oh Israel! You have sinned a great sin in the sight of God!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

FLAME ON!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
DEBRA KARA UNGER: "I have to return some video tapes."

[My vengeance]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg

Your gun is poking into my ribs...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
KURTWOOD SMITH: "I'll never kneel to you!"
ROBOCOP: "Yes you will, yes you will! Or I will wreak unforgettable harm upon you!"

[My vengeance]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

RUN,FORREST,RUN!

[Zev]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg

"How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"

"Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.peplums.info/images/31travh/31f.jpg
STEVE REEVES/HERCULES: "It's all in the reflexes."

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/dangerous_liaisons/_group_photos/glenn_close1.jpg

Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
JAMES SPADER: "Do you surrender?"
DEBRA KARA UNGER: "Never... but I may scream."
JS: "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect."

[The Question]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail049.jpg

"AW HELL NAW!!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Resistance if futile."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail049.jpg

"That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. "

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
JAMES SPADER: "I don't care you are a man."
DEBORAH KARA UNGER: "I... I'm not a man."
JAMES SPADER: "I still don't care."

Can you guess what Julie Andrews film that's from?

[C.F. Kane]

^ Victor/Victoria, of course

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_producers/_group_photos/gary_beach15.jpg

LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS!

[Elijya]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: None shall pass.
Boddicker: What?
ROBOCOP: None shall pass.
Boddicker: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
ROBOCOP: Then you shall die.
Boddicker: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
ROBOCOP: I move for no man.
Boddicker: So be it!

[Dr. Fate]

^ Victor/Victoria, of course
Sorry, I've become extremely paranoid about letting others know that I'm not making up the lines.

http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/bsmovies/gfx/city33c.jpg
MIETTE: "We lead a charmed life."
ONE: "Mmm."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_producers/_group_photos/gary_beach15.jpg

"If I don't kill him he'll make war all through Europe. But murder... What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. Means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whisled at me. I, I have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know... they become lawyers."

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/daredevil/colin_farrell/daredevil2.jpg

Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!

[The Chairman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg
"I call it...Blue Steel!"

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_producers/_group_photos/gary_beach15.jpg

"We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights!"

[Zev]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

"And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_producers/_group_photos/gary_beach15.jpg

Bloom: You actually go outside in these things?

Bialystock: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?

[Zev]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/h/11175-2.jpg

"Don't be stupid, be a smartie. Come and join the Nazi Party."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "I must break you."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

I believe you have my stapler...

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.se7enty6ix.com/images/CDs/ninja.jpg

Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight.

[Dr. Fate]

Hahaha, good one Cane.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Clay_as_Lancelot.JPGhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/Excalibur_Merlin.jpg
NICOL WILLIAMSON: "What is your name?"
NICHOLAS CLAY: "Lancelot!"
NICOL WILLIAMSON: "What is your quest?"
NICHOLAS CLAY: "To search for the Holy Grail!"
NICOL WILLIAMSON: "What is your favorite color?"
NICHOLAS CLAY: "Blue!"
NICOL WILLIAMSON: "Alright. On your way then."
NICHOLAS CLAY: "Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much." [crosses]
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NW: "What is your name?"
NIGEL TERRY: "Arthur, King of the Britons!"
NW: "What is your quest?"
NT: "To seek the Holy Grail!"
NW: "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?!"
NT: "What do you mean - an African swallow or a European swallow?"
NW: "Huh? I don't know that." [gets ejected off the bridge]

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NICHOLAS CLAY: "How did you know so much about swallows?"
NIGEL TERRY: "Well you have to know these things when you're king you know."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.se7enty6ix.com/images/CDs/ninja.jpg

Indy: "It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://kensforce.com/upeB144.jpg

- How old are you?
- Eighteen.
- Me too! How old are we really?
- Seventeen.
- Me too!
- Actually, I'm sixteen.
- Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different.
- I'm fifteen.

[Dr. Fate]

Good one, wiegeabo.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Clay_as_Lancelot.JPGhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Excalibur_Arthur.jpg
NICHOLAS CLAY & NIGEL TERRY: "We are the knights who say... NI!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "You spent three days, lying on a beach drinking rum?"
ZORRO: "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

[Zev]

http://kensforce.com/upeB144.jpg

"Domestic troubles?"

"Domestic troubles?"

[Zev]

http://www.se7enty6ix.com/images/CDs/ninja.jpg

Moments prior...

Pat Roach: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed...

Harrison Ford: Good.

[Zev]

http://www.cinepatas.com/archivo/sw_iv.jpg

Han Solo: You know what the first rule of flyin' is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.

Luke Skywalker: I do. But I like to hear you say it.

Han Solo: Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home.

Luke Skywalker: Storm's getting worse.

Han Solo: We'll pass through it soon enough.

[MaskedManJRK]

Harrison Ford + Serenity = instant hilarity. :D:up:

[Zev]

http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/bed_talk.jpg

Michelle: I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers that don't run on batteries in ages.

Harrison: I can't know that!

From laptop...

http://digilander.libero.it/Gamera6/Max%20Headroom%20Wallpaper.jpg

Max Headroom: I could stand to hear a little more.

[Zev]

http://www.allstarz.org/harrisonford/003.jpg

You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.

[The Chairman]

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/empire5.jpg
"You really are a Spaceball."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.se7enty6ix.com/images/CDs/ninja.jpg
HARRISON FORD: "My mistake. Four coffins."

Can you guess which Clint Eastwood film that's from?

[Zev]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/freaky/fri8.jpg

Lindsey: Like to kill you myself, I see you again.

Jamie Lee: You won't... There is nothing left to see.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/freaky/fri8.jpg

Lindsey: Like to kill you myself, I see you again.

Jamie Lee: You won't... There is nothing left to see.

:D:up:

[My vengeance]

http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/bed_talk.jpg

Michelle Pfeiffer:Hey,Chef,how'bout some more of that good loving?
Harrison Ford: Damn,woman,I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago.What are you trying to do,kill me?

[Zev]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

"You see what's happening, don't you? How we're being corrupted by their hipper-than-thou fashion and cool slang you can't help but use?"

[Zev]

http://images.art.com/images/-/Morgan-Freeman-Tim-Robbins---Shawshank-Redemption--B10102328.jpeg

Morgan Freeman: There are times for falling apart, and there are times for getting' funky. This is one of them funky times. So what's it gonna be? You ready to play some funky music, white boy?

[Zev]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Boddicker: Hi.

Robocop: "Hi"? What you mean "hi"? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?

Boddicker: Brother, when you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these fits?

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Boddicker: Hi.

Robocop: "Hi"? What you mean "hi"? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?

Boddicker: Brother, when you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these fits?

:D Undercover Brother! :D :up:

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

I may be a virgin, but I can **** you up!

[C.F. Kane]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/3185/119rf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Velma: “Oh come on, you never worked a day in your life. You can’t type and you can’t take shorthand.”
Roxie: “I’m a college graduate, reasonably intelligent, not altogether unattractive.”
Velma: “Yes, but will you be happy being a hooker?”
Roxie: “Interesting that the only two jobs you consider me qualified for are secretary and hooker.”
Velma: “You’re not qualified to be a secretary…”

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/dangerous_liaisons/_group_photos/glenn_close1.jpg

I can smell your ****

[The Chairman]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg
Paul Walker: It's say 100 % guaranteed, you moron.
Vin Diesel: Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100 % of your ass!

[The Chairman]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/180704_4.jpg
"Hey bud, let's party!"

[Zev]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

"This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this."

[Zev]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

Gyllenhall: It could be like this forever...

[Zev]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

Vin Diesel: Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.

Paul Walker: Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but...

Vin Diesel: Look, the ****ing Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.

Paul Walker: In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.

[Zev]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/3185/119rf.jpg

Velma: Um... I don't do rape, illegal gang bang, or anal sex. I just kill.

Roxie: You'll make a lot less money that way, you know.

[Jack Bauer]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

Actor: Hey Jake why is there a 6 foot bunny rabbit coming towards us?

Jake:*Sighs* Not again

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
"Stella!"

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/dangerous_liaisons/_group_photos/glenn_close1.jpg

"This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Dwayne. It's Dwayne."
ELENA: "Ellen."
ZORRO: "Don't be long gone, Ellen."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

Zorro: I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Elena: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
"FREEDOM!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg

But with the blast shield down I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight?

[C.F. Kane]

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/1979/Alien/movie.3/13.jpg (javascript:history.back();)

Ridley [off-screen]: Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg

JASON: I aim to misbehave.

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg

"I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/soc4.jpg


Martha Stewart: (offscreen on the TV) I'm getting too old for this (Bleep).

[My vengeance]

http://www.legend-movie.info/characters/darkness/dark_l.jpg

Darkness:How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

Tom Cruise(in the background):Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "It's not her you want, it's me. It's always been between us."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif

PICARD: This is your captain speaking. We're going to expierence some...turbulance and then...explode.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg
JASON: "Affleck, you da bomb in 'Phantoms', yo!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif

PICARD: This is your captain speaking. We're going to expierence some...turbulance and then...explode.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg

"We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "You are the worst kidnapper I have ever met!"
ZORRO: "Oh, and that's all I am to you, isn't it? Just the latest kidnapper! A life style accessory!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad! It's better than some of the previous scenes I think."

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg
MARGOT KIDDER: "Well our scene was better visually."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/dangerous_liaisons/_group_photos/glenn_close1.jpg
JOHN MALKOVICH: "Well at least ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes."
GLENN CLOSE: "Get on with it."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg
JASON: "Yes! Get on with it!"

http://www.cinefex.com/weeklyupdate/artwork/images/week_13/image_09.jpg
SKELETONS: "Get on with it!"

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Oh I am enjoying this scene!"

http://www.legend-movie.info/characters/darkness/dark_l.jpg
PRINCE OF DARKNESS: "GET ON WITH IT!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Khan!"

[Zev]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

Superman: Dude, we're so high right now!

Lois: We're not low!

[The Chairman]

http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg (javascript:;)
JONATHAN RHYS-MYERS: You know how they use that gun when they pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercing, sixteen places on my body, every one of 'em done with a needle. Five in each ear. One through the nipple on my left breast. One through my right nostril. One through my left eyebrow. One through my lip. One in my cl*t. And I wear a stud in my tongue.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kensforce.com/sitebuilder/images/04phantom7-250x277.jpg
CHRISTINE: "What are you?"
PHANTOM: "I'm Batman."

[C.F. Kane]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

Supes: I can show you the world/ Shining, shimmering, spendid

[Dr. Fate]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg
LOIS LANE: "You don't have to do this to impress me."

[wiegeabo]

[\http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

Supes: "You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up."




Superman/Jumanji

[Zev]

http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg

"I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kensforce.com/sitebuilder/images/04phantom7-250x277.jpg
PHANTOM: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
CHRISTINE: "Why? What's wrong?"
PHANTOM: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[The Chairman]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg
"To infinity, and beyond!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Remember, the Force will be with you... always."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg
CARY GRANT: "Hi, listen, I lost my mantra..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

"You started smoking again?"
GRANT: "Yeah. I'll be doing heroin soon. "

[Zev]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Grant: Do you like scary movies?

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Grant: I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye. [hangs up]

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg
GRANT: "Hello, Ghostbusters. Yes of course they're serious. You do? You have? No kidding? Yes uh, just give me the address. Oh no, they'll be totally discreet. Thank you. We've got one!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Well! Would you mind telling me what she was doing with her arms around you?!"
ELENA: "Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

I ache to SMASH YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE! To DRIVE your cursed face FROM MY MEMORIES FOREVER!

[wiegeabo]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason: "**** you."
Freddy: "You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first."

[Dr. Fate]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

I ache to SMASH YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE! To DRIVE your cursed face FROM MY MEMORIES FOREVER!
Hahahaha Masters of the Universe, 1987. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
FREDDY: "So what now, Jack Sparrow? We to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgement day and trumpets sound, hmm?"
JASON: "Or you could surrender."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Any attempt by you to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace must be deemed by us an act of insurrection."
ELENA: "You would accuse me of insurrection? Has it now become a crime to cherish life?"

[My vengeance]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now,you ****!

[The Chairman]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
JASON: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!

[The Chairman]

Double post

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
"You will bow down before me Jor-El!"

[Zev]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Freddy: My general dislike of you is turning into a real hate.

[Zev]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Willis: A guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Willis: A guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

:D:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
"You will bow down before me Jor-El!"
Hahahahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Rule number 2: never trust a naked woman."

[Zev]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

Zorro: I would like so much to reach out to you and touch you in your loneliness. What would it be like, I wonder? What would be wrong with that? I realize that you are not a person in the strictest sense of the word, but, um, maybe you're right about that too. Maybe what's wrong, it's not us, it's this... I mean, when they compare you to vermin, to rodents and to lice. I just, uh, you make a good point. You make a very good point. Is this the face of a rat? Are these the eyes of a rat? "Hath not a Jew eyes?" I feel for you Helen. No, I don't think so. You Jewish *****, you nearly talked me into it, didn't you?

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.rocky-horror-deutschland.de/RHPSbilder/SCIFI.jpg

Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips.

[Dr. Fate]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
JASON: "Klingon bastard, you've... killed my son!"

[wiegeabo]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason: "This is why evil will always triumph over good. Because GOOD is DUMB."

[Dr. Fate]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
FREDDY: "You're one ugly motherf***er..."

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

Tom Hanks: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg
MEG RYAN: "Is the world going to be vaporized?"
TOM HANKS: "Not, it's as it always was, on the brink. See you in twenty."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/sieben/gallery1/sieben_004.jpg (http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/sieben/index.php?gal=1&pic=5)

Somerset: They're crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap. I'll give you fifty bucks for the whole thing.

[Dr. Fate]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
JASON: "You'r f***ing kidding me! The Easter Bunny did this?!"
FREDDY: "All I said was that the Easter Bunny at the Menlo Mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down."
JASON: "He's f***ing dead!"
FREDDY: "Oh let it go. He's under a lot of pressure."

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

Meg Ryan: Hartigan was right about you. You can't get it up unless I scream. You're pathetic! You're pathetic.

[Zev]

http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/a-c/alads19.jpg

Sultan: I'm Larry, the doctor.

Aladdin: Hello, doctor Larry.

Sultan: Feel free to call me The Sultan.

[Zev]

http://www.pottermania.jp/info/photos/Pottermania/PoA/PoA5_RonHermione2.jpg

Ron: I fell in love with her, Alice.

Hermione: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one.

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"Yes, I've seen her naked. No, I did not **** her."

[Zev]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

Dafoe: Oh, by the way, Dan...
Wilson: Yes?
Dafoe: I lied to you, I did **** Alice.

[Zev]

http://www.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00087/Dakota_Fanning_i_Hid_87940o.jpg

"Somebody? Jackie Boy, it's a regular African love fest in here. I got me all five starters and half of Basin City Blues keeping me company."

[Zev]

http://www.edward-norton.org/images/gallery/rainbowint.jpg

"I've been framed for murder and the cops are in on it. But the real enemy, the son of a ***** who killed the angel lying next to me, he's out there somewhere, out of sight, the big missing piece that'll give me how and the why and a face and a name and a soul to send screaming into hell."

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"...I'm going to kill you and drink your ****ing blood!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/features/041129oucosl_walk07.jpg

What are you looking at butthead?

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/a-c/alads19.jpg

Sultan: I'm Larry, the doctor.

Aladdin: Hello, doctor Larry.

Sultan: Feel free to call me The Sultan.

:up:

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg (javascript:history.back();)

To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin...

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/features/041129oucosl_walk07.jpg

"Who the **** do you think you are?"



http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash."


Auto Focus/Big/Walk the Line

[My vengeance]

Free pictures my ass!:mad:

Bah,edit.

[Dr. Fate]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
JASON: "Smart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of these loser ****ing mallrat kids. You don't come here to work or shop. You just hang out all day. Act like you ****ing live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda."
FREDDY: "Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail198.jpg
Go get some snacks, perhaps a carbonated soda!
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image13002.jpg
I hope they have Icees!
http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/neo.jpg
I have *chosen* the large tub.
http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/eric_maskofzorro2.jpg
My nipples look like Milk Duds!
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg
I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!

[Morgoth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg

"What?"

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg

"English, motherf***er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!":up: :up: :up: :up:

[Morgoth]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason:"My girlfriend sucked thirty six di-ks!"

Freddie:"In a row?"

[Morgoth]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

"I'm Batman."

[Morgoth]

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg

Michealangelo:"The cosmic rays have fundamentally changed our DNA."

[Morgoth]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP:"Hey Eckhardt!, think about the future!"

[Morgoth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg

"My love for you is like a truck, Berserker! Would you like to make some fu-k?, Berserker!

My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker! Would you like to suck my cock?, Berserker!"

[blah]

Morgoth told me about this thread, Prepare to awe...

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
Freddie: You had me at Hello.

[Morgoth]

Morgoth told me about this thread, Prepare to awe...

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
Freddie: You had me at Hello.:up: :)

[Morgoth]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

"Shiiiiiirrrre, Baaaaggiiiinsssss."

[Morgoth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg

Dumbledore:"Do you like Gladiator movies Billy?"

[The Hero]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

"You crazy goddamn broad.Just take a look at this mug.Would any of you dames let me get close enough to you to kill you?None of you would but Goldie,and she only did because she thought I could protect her.And I'll bet the cops didn't do a damn thing about the other girls,did they?But as soon as they had a fall guy,they showed up,guns blazing.But they didn't get me,and I've been killing my way to the truth ever since.So go ahead doll.Shoot me now or get the hell out of my way."

[My vengeance]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Freddie:I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

"Shiiiiiirrrre, Baaaaggiiiinsssss."
Hahahahahahaha

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
JASON: "Say 'hello' to my little friend!"


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[blah]

Hahahahhahhahaahhahaha

[C.F. Kane]

Here's an idea I stole from someone on ytmnd.com


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/b/5b9632fe798a2f00c0d0254560f868ae.gif (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/b/5b9632fe798a2f00c0d0254560f868ae.gif)

"Bound by wild desire/I fell in to a ring of fire"

[ubos_69]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Freddie: What did you call me?
Jason: Pizza Face
Freddie: That's it. I'm telling. (SHOUTING) Mom! Jason's calling me names again!
Mom (off screen): WOULD YOU TWO QUIT IT ALREADY. CHRIST YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
PREDATOR: "Excuse me - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moonlight?"

[My vengeance]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

Predator:You're one ugly mother****er!

[ubos_69]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Freddie: What did you call me?
Jason: Pizza Face
Freddie: That's it. I'm telling. (SHOUTING) Mom! Jason's calling me names again!
Mom (off screen): WOULD YOU TWO QUIT IT ALREADY. CHRIST YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!
Sorry guys - been a complete d*ckhead - I've just realised what this thread's about - promise to do better in the future :(

[My vengeance]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason:You're bleeding,man!
Freddy:I ain't got time to bleed.
Jason: Oh,O.K.,you got time to duck?

[My vengeance]

Sorry guys - been a complete d*ckhead - I've just realised what this thread's about - promise to do better in the future :(
Not a problem.I was about to ask what quote that was from...

[My vengeance]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

Bunch of slack-jawed ******s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!

[ubos_69]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Zulu's - thousands of them

[My vengeance]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/dd7.jpg

Keanu Reeves:The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
Al Pacino:............................
Keanu Reeves:See, cuz of the echo.
Al Pacino:............................

[blah]

I don't remember movie quotes that well, but I can remember almost anything from cartoons:D
I cheated a little and used Wikiquote, ENCHOY IT!
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass."
http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh?"

[My vengeance]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

Hear me and understand!I am the master of the C.L.I.T! Remember this ****ing face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face! I make that **** work! It does whatever the **** I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me! Not this little ****(looks at Arnie),none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do:I pinch it like this! OOH you little ****! Then I rub my nose with it...

[My vengeance]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason:You're a ****ing ugly *****!I want to stab you to death,then play around with your blood!

[Zev]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

[Elijya]

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg
Tom Hanks: You're a ****ing ugly *****.

[C.F. Kane]

I cheated a little and used Wikiquote

eh, that's not cheating, it's research.

I've been using imdb for half of the stuff I've been posting

[blah]

Edit

[blah]

eh, that's not cheating, it's research.

I've been using imdb for half of the stuff I've been posting
All right!
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson."

[Elijya]

eh, that's not cheating, it's research.

I've been using imdb for half of the stuff I've been posting
They're people who AREN'T looking their quotes up on the net? :confused:


why?

[Elijya]

Hey I had an idea, and I don't know if it's a stupid one or not, but I did it anyway.

since we so frequently re-use pictures from this thread, or are often looking for ones, I've created a list, divided by category and what movie, of most of the pictures we've used in this thread for easy reference so you don't have to search through 50 pages looking for one you know was posted somewhere. I'll post them here and I'll edit them into one of my posts on the first page for easy access. It's not 100% everything, but I'll add to it as the thread goes on. Hope this helps



Comicbook movies
Batman - Ra's Al Ghul
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg
Batman - Bale as Bruce Wayne
http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
Batman - Arnold as Mr. Freeze
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image13002.jpg
Batman - Nicholson Joker
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
Batman- Bale and Neeson
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/liam_neeson20.jpg

Spider-Man - swinging w/ MJ
http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

Superman - w/Lois flying
http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

Sin City - That Yellow Bastard bleeding
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg

X-Men - Xavier/Magneto chess
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

TMNT
http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg



Horror
Freddy vs Jason
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg

Chucky and Bride
http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/soc4.jpg

Wolfman
http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg

The Birds
http://www.meredy.com/vinbw/birds.jpg

Se7en
http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/sieben/gallery1/sieben_004.jpg

Silence of the Lambs - Lector
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg

Dawn of the Dead - Zombies
http://www.hachimaki.info/blog/archives/dod01.jpg

The Shining - Nicholson
http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg



Sci-Fi
Robocop gun extended
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

Star Trek - Picard
http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif
Star Trek - Picard and Data armed
http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

Star Wars - Vader w/ Stormtrooper
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Star Wars - Han and Chewie in bar
http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg
Star Wars - Yoda and Mace
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/YodaMace.jpg
Star Wars - Han frozen in carbonite
http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/han_solo/carbonite/carb.jpg
Star Wars - Luke and Ben
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
Star Wars - Padme and Jar Jar
http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Episode_1/Characters/Jar-Jar_Binks/starwars19.jpg

Matrix - Neo in rain
http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/neo.jpg

Back to the Future - Doc in car
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038584.jpg



Fantasy
LOTR - Aragorn with crown
http://www.jasminewatson.com/lotr/ROTK/IMAGES/AragonCrown.jpg

Legend - Lord of Darkness
http://www.legend-movie.info/characters/darkness/dark_l.jpg

Jason and the Argonauts - Vs. Skeletons
http://www.cinefex.com/weeklyupdate/artwork/images/week_13/image_09.jpg

Masters of the Universe - Skeletor pointing
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

Harry Potter - Ginny Weasley
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
Harry Potter - Snape
http://flakmag.com/film/images/snape.jpg
Harry Potter - Dumbledore
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg



Drama
Master and Commander- yell on deck
http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7411_002_thumb.jpg
Master and Commander - Crowe and boy
http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/518/Master-&-commander.jpg

Mystic River - Penn/Cops
http://www.laprise.org/IMG/jpg/jimmy.jpg

Forrest Gump - Lt. Dan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/ltdan4.jpg

American History X - arms raised
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

Autofocus - Dafoe gun fingers
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

Life Aquatic - Dafoe and Wilson
http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/features/041129oucosl_walk07.jpg

Dangerous Liassons - Close and Malchovich
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/dangerous_liaisons/_group_photos/glenn_close1.jpg

Matchpoint - Scarlet Johansson in bed with Johnathan Rhys-Myers
http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg

Phantom of the Opera
http://www.kensforce.com/sitebuilder/images/04phantom7-250x277.jpg

Friday - Cary Grant on phone
http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Finding Forrester
http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_384700.jpg

The Sixth Sense
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

The Crucible
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

Passion of the Christ - getting whipped
http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg
PotC - carrying cross
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg
PotC - Last Supper
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Wallstreet - Douglas and Sheen
http://www.cinekolossal.com/star/d_e_f/douglasm/douglas2.jpg



Classic Film
It's a Wonderful Life
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/79062.jpg

The Ten Commandments - Moses and Pharoah
http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg

Casablanca
http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/casablanca-195.jpg



Action
Indiana Jones - Giant Ball
http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg
Indiana Jones - tied up in chair
http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg

Zorro - Bandaras and Zeta-Jones
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Zorro - Topless Zeta-Jones
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg

Fast and the Furious
http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

Streetfighter - Sagat and Bison
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Dark Cloud Lo
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/crouching_tiger/06.jpg

The Rundown - Rock and Walken
http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

Rambo
http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/9/1/0/1958157098_1999998640_Rambo_337.jpg

Air Force One - Ford and Oldman
http://weeklywire.com/ww/07-28-97/austin_screens_film-2.gif



Comedy
Office Space - Milton
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton1.jpg

Anchorman - Farrel, Applegate behind desk
http://cyhigh.jacksonsun.com/reviews/images/anchorman.jpg

Dogma - Buddy Christ
http://quinnell.us/entertainment/movies/kevinsmith/dogma/images/buddychrist.jpg

Mrs. Doubtfire
http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/124884_4.jpg

Shaolin Soccer - Goalie points
http://www.fantastikasia.net/IMG/jpg/Shaolin-soccer-but.jpg
Kung Fu Hustle - Frog
http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/2004-12-25/1103912738_LmaO3Z.jpg

Starsky and Hutch
http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

Nutty Professor - the Klumps
http://www.janeek.com/images/Chameleon/em_nuttyprof480.jpg



Family
Beauty and the Beast - Dancing
http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg

Pinochio - w/Cricket
http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG

Wizard of Oz - munchkinville
http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg

Toy Story - Buzz rubbing chin
http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg



Misc.
You've Got Mail
http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

Rocky Horror Picture Show
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

League of their Own - Madonna and Rosie
http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg

[blah]

That's so thoughtful....
Thanks Elijah!
http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg
"We'll start the ass-kissing with you."

[Elijya]

ElijYA

you're welcome

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg
BEN STILLER: "Bring out the Gimp."

[blah]

ElijYA

you're welcome
my bad...
http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt."






Long Kiss Goodnight

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg
"Banzai! I'll see you in Hell!"

[C.F. Kane]

Thanks Elijya!

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6664/238zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Woody: I want to say one word to you. Just one word... Plastics

EDIT: This works better

[The Hero]

http://www.theargonath.cc/characters/gollum/pictures/gollum9.jpg
"Which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack."

[Jack Bauer]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/seraph.jpg

Seraph: You know what the real tragedy is, Bob? We could have been friends. But you wouldn't go through other channels. You went over my head. That hurt. But life goes on, all fun and glory, huh Bob? It helps if you think of it as a game. And every game's got a winner, and a loser. I'm cashing you out, Bob.

[My vengeance]

http://www.theargonath.cc/characters/gollum/pictures/gollum9.jpg

I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on those hot coals... Burning my pretty flesh.

[My vengeance]

Good going,Elijya.

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason:Have you ever heard the phrase, "Ask a stupid question, eat a chainsaw"?


(This would have worked better with Leahterface,but I just couldn't find a free picture of it.)

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

Tom Hanks: Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?

Meg Ryan: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Saddie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.

[Dr. Fate]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/seraph.jpg

Seraph: You know what the real tragedy is, Bob? We could have been friends. But you wouldn't go through other channels. You went over my head. That hurt. But life goes on, all fun and glory, huh Bob? It helps if you think of it as a game. And every game's got a winner, and a loser. I'm cashing you out, Bob.
Robocop. Nice.

http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeichnis/film/filme/t/the.brothers.grimm/TheBrothersGrimm26.jpg
ANGELIKA: "I am no man!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/39566/39566_bx.jpg

Alfred: You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8462/alfredintheplane7vl.jpg

Alfred: You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

[The Chairman]

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

Tom Hanks: Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?

Meg Ryan: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Saddie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.

:up:

[The Chairman]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
'SLEEEEEEEEEEP"

[The Chairman]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg
OWEN WILSON - Did you see the new Playboy?

BEN STILLER - Naw...any good?

OWEN WILSON - Bo Derek's t*ts.

BEN STILLER - Allll right.

OWEN WILSON - I like sex.

[The Chairman]

double post

[My vengeance]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/39566/39566_bx.jpg

Bale:The **** are you looking at?
Cayne:Ugly all day,dog,nothing else...

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/aladdin/carpet.jpg

All the dude ever wanted was his rug back

[The Hero]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
"Jesus: You're such a ****-ass.
Judas: (laughing) What? Did you just call me a ****-ass? You can just go suck a ****!
Jesus: Please tell me,how exactly does one suck a ****?
Judas: You want me to tell you?
John: We will not have THIS at the dinner table.
Jesus: I'm all ears.
(Pause)
Paul: ...what's a ****-ass?"

*claps hands*Im'a gonna go to hell when I die...Im'a gonna go to hell when I die...:o

[Dr. Fate]

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"Find the Half-lings!"

[blah]

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"Jesus: You're such a ****-ass.
Judas: (laughing) What? Did you just call me a ****-ass? You can just go suck a ****!
Jesus: Please tell me,how exactly does one suck a ****?
Judas: You want me to tell you?
John: We will not have THIS at the dinner table.
Jesus: I'm all ears.
(Pause)
Paul: ...what's a ****-ass?"

*claps hands*Im'a gonna go to hell when I die...Im'a gonna go to hell when I die...:o
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
If you're going to Hell, come in the spring. It's really lovely that time of year, call me when you get there.
VOTE blah for Mayor!

[Zev]

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Woody: It could be like this forever...

[Dr. Fate]

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"Can you read my mind? Do you know what is that you do to me?"