Mix up movie captions

[C.F. Kane]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

"I kept this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years."

[Morgoth]

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg

Belle"...that's why I masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

[Morgoth]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist."

[Morgoth]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6664/238zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Buzz:"Why'd you apologize?"

Woody:"What?"

Buzz:"I heard you apologize, why?, you had every reason in the world to be mad."

Woody:"I know."

Buzz:"Jesus, that seems to be the late motif in your life...ever backing down."

Woody:"I don't back down."

Buzz:"You always back down. You assume blame that's not yours, you come in on your day off, you buckle like a belt."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/30/Eilonwy.jpg/180px-Eilonwy.jpg
"Mmm... I haven't been f:)cked like that since grade school."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/italian-job-plakat-350.jpg

Charlie: When I find myself in a position like this, I ask myself what would General Motors do? And then I do the opposite!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
KYLE REESE: "Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.physics.hku.hk/~tboyce/sf/films/92.jpg
ROBOCOP: "It's not hard to knock 'em down, it's gettin' 'em to stay down that's the trick!"

Can you guess which animated film that line's from?

[The Hero]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/645/645493/snakes-on-a-plane-20050825000609730.jpg

"WHYYYYYYYYY?"

Snakes on a Plane/Goodburger

[Morgoth]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

Stiller:"You get the ice, I'll get the Ice man."

[Morgoth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/frank_oz2.jpg


Yoda:"The Snoz berries taste like Snoz berries."

[Morgoth]

http://spiderman-web.com/spiderman/wallpaper/movie/maryjane.jpg

Spider-man:"Welcome to Jurassic Park."

[Morgoth]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsempirecontreattaque18.jpg

"Let's not fight."


http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsunnouvelespoir16.jpg

"No, let's."

[The Hero]

Booo.:o

[The Hero]

http://spiderman-web.com/spiderman/wallpaper/movie/maryjane.jpg
"I love you."

"Why?"

"Because you don't talk too much,and you've got nice tits."

"Wanna touch the other one?"

"No,that's enough for now."

*waits for the two people who have seen Deadly Drifter to register on the Hype and nod in approval*

[Dr. Fate]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jbouffartigue/images/starwarsunnouvelespoir16.jpg
JAWA: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG

Kyle Reese: Come here little chicken. I don't want to hurt you. I just want to eat you. I don't want to hurt you! I just want to make you kosher!

[wiegeabo]

http://spiderman-web.com/spiderman/wallpaper/movie/maryjane.jpg
"I love you."

"Why?"

"Because you don't talk too much,and you've got nice tits."

"Wanna touch the other one?"

"No,that's enough for now."

*waits for the two people who have seen Deadly Drifter to register on the Hype and nod in approval*


I haven't seen it, but it sounds like I should...

[The Hero]

I haven't seen it, but it sounds like I should...
It's a very obscure film,I'm supprised that even IMDB has an entry (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084455/).The entire movie is just a handful of actors exchanging non sequiturs for two hours,so if you don't have access to some good weed you'll probably hate it.

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG

'You'll shoot your eye out!"

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"This is my boom stick."

[C.F. Kane]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/645/645493/snakes-on-a-plane-20050825000609730.jpg

"Why'd it have to be snakes?"




Obvious, I know, but I still got to it first

[Zev]

http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/biopics/bpkrusse.jpg

"I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!"

[Zev]

http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/biopics/bpkrusse.jpg

"We'll be sure to cross our Ts and dot our... lower case Js."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/biopics/bpkrusse.jpg

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. This one just has no pigment. I'm what you call a partial ocular albino, but I'm fine with it. I have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/yslbm2.jpg

I'm going to get you for this, Wonka! I have a blueberry for a daughter!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/biopics/bpkrusse.jpg

"I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!"
Hahahahahahaha

http://www.snakeplissken.net/php_escape_ny/images/gallery/2.jpg
"Come with me if you want to live."

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/the-thing/the-thing-2.jpg
"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/the-thing/the-thing-1.jpg
"Bring out the Gimp."

[Morgoth]

http://www.snakeplissken.net/php_escape_ny/images/gallery/2.jpg

"Ak 47, for when you haveta' kill every mother fu-ker in the room, accept no substitutes!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/yslbm2.jpg

"Winged Freak terrorizes, wait'll they getta' load o' me."

[Morgoth]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

"Spring time for Hitler and Germany!"

[Morgoth]

------------------

[Morgoth]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg

"I'll be right here Elliot."

[Morgoth]

http://wcuvax1.wcu.edu/~hkane/deliverance.jpg

"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/124884_4.jpg

Pierce:"You complete me."

[Morgoth]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/aladdin/carpet.jpg

All the dude ever wanted was his rug back:up: :up: :)

[Zev]

http://www.dvdmaniacs.de/images/equilibrium-bsp3.jpg

"Give a man a gun and he's Superman, give a man two and he's God!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://cinema.gothic.ru/moviestills/sleepaway_camp2_2.jpg


Leatherface: You may not love me but you will respect me!


http://i.timeinc.net/time/2004/troy/images/03.jpg


Achilles: Don't look at me, look at the road! That's how accidents happen.

[C.F. Kane]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4624/titanic1pi.jpg

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right.

[The Chairman]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

SPIDEY: You weigh more than 108.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images/bond-girls/daf/lw005.jpg
LANA WOOD: "Oh, I'm Miriam. I'm a vestal virgin."
SEAN CONNERY: "I'm really sorry to hear that."

[The Hero]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2005/06/krieg-der-welten-4.jpg

"Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed."

[Morgoth]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

SPIDEY: You weigh more than 108.:up: :up:

[Morgoth]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg

"You want some chili?"

[xwolverine2]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2005/06/krieg-der-welten-4.jpg

"Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed."
LMAO!:up:

[Morgoth]

http://jamesmarsden.330.ca/gallery/movies/xmen2/xpromo5.jpg

Jean:"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm."

[Morgoth]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Haley:"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last we will have our revenge."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Times like these I really miss dating a lesbian."

[The Hero]

http://www.geocities.com/piper_reyes/freddienrachel.jpg

"She's All That?I masturbate to that movie!"

She's All That/Not Another Teen Movie

[My vengeance]

http://i.timeinc.net/time/2004/troy/images/03.jpg

Achilles:I bet she gives great helmet...

[My vengeance]

http://i.timeinc.net/time/2004/troy/images/03.jpg

Achilles:Where is the princess?
Eudorus(in the background):I let her go,sir.
Achilles:What?You went over my helmet?

[Morgoth]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/seraph.jpg

"Jinger berr, jinger berr, jinger arr the ray, oh what fun it is too ride in a one ho'se open s r i e g h."

[Morgoth]

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG

Cricket:"Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."

[Morgoth]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg

Debra:"Where's your other hand?"

Bale:"Between two pillows."

Debra:"Those aren't pillows!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

Zorro: ¿Qué tu diría si me rompí la cara?
Elena: ...
Zorro: ¿Tu es muy feo, no?
Elena: ...
Zorro: ¡Tu no habla una palabra del español! Haha! We got a winner here.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.physics.hku.hk/~tboyce/sf/films/92.jpg

NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.pg.ru/dogs/gif/reserv04.jpg


Mr. White: Never mind about the key, unlock the door!

Mr. Pink: I can't unlock the door without the key!

[My vengeance]

http://i.timeinc.net/time/2004/troy/images/03.jpg

Hansel...he's so hot right now.Hansel.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
SPADER: "I've been alive for 4 and a half centuries. And I cannot die."
DEBORAH: "Well everybody's got their problems..."

[The Hero]

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/pics3/gift01.jpg

"Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? "

[My vengeance]

http://wcuvax1.wcu.edu/~hkane/deliverance.jpg

Yeah,git 'r' done...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.physics.hku.hk/~tboyce/sf/films/92.jpg
ROBOCOP: "I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[The Hero]

http://feedbag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sideways.jpg

"You really are a ****in' moron, you know that? I'm gonna call up the big tobacco companies and thank them for burying you!"

Sideways/Coffee and Cigarettes

[The Hero]

I can't think of anything good for these at the moment,but here they are for someone else to try.

http://www.horror-movies.ca/gallery/_files/photogallery/saw13020511.jpg
http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Saw/aad.jpg
http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/saw.jpg

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/saw.jpg

Phoooone Hoooome

[wiegeabo]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Saw/aad.jpg

"How many people have you brutally murdered?"
"Well, brutal's a subjective term. What's brutal to one person might be entirely reasonable to someone else."

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Robocop.jpg

"What we require now is a feat of linguistic legerdemain and a degree of intrepidity."

[The Hero]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Saw/aad.jpg

"Adam:Come here!"

Lawrence:What are you going to do,bleed on me?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/saw.jpg

"You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call."

[matrix_ghost]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2851/2130/hi/J056-24ac.jpg


I SLEPT WITH A BLACK GUY YESTERDAY !.
HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG !

[C.F. Kane]

matrix_ghost, what movie is the quote from?

[matrix_ghost]

Oh crap , i thought it was just a normal caption thread. Not one where you use other quotes from movies.

Okay in that case


http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2851/2130/hi/J056-24ac.jpg

John Hurt : ZION HEEEEREEE MEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[xwolverine2]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Saw/aad.jpg

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!

[The Chairman]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/seraph.jpg
"I've got two guns, one for each of ya."

[xwolverine2]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg

you should have killed me when you had the chaaaaaaaaaaaaance!!!!!!!!!!

[The Chairman]

http://feedbag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sideways.jpg
THOMAS HADEN-CHURCH - Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

PAUL GIAMATTI - Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

THOMAS HADEN-CHURCH - She's a babe.

PAUL GIAMATTI - She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".

THOMAS HADEN-CHURCH - If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

[Zev]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/seraph.jpg

"Give a man a gun and he's Superman, give a man two and he's God!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg
CARY GRANT - Hey, who wants Chinese take-out? I know a great place!

ROSALIND RUSSEL - I'll have the "cream of sum yung guy".

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.physics.hku.hk/%7Etboyce/sf/films/92.jpg

KHAN!

[wiegeabo]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/seraph.jpg

"Remember, remember, the fifth of November..."

[C.F. Kane]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/A-Scanner-Darkly/aac.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/)

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"

[The Chairman]

http://cocainne.bublegum.net/archivos/batman.jpg
"I was born a poor black child."

[The Chairman]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=)

BRUCE WILLIS - Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.

HALEY JOEL OSMENT - I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?

[The Chairman]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/645/645493/snakes-on-a-plane-20050825000609730.jpg
"Why'd it have to be snakes?"

[Dr. Fate]

Good one, CF Kane
http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/A-Scanner-Darkly/aac.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/)

"Whoa! This looks just like Frontierland at Disneyland!"

[Zev]

http://www.physics.hku.hk/%7Etboyce/sf/films/92.jpg

"Behind this mask there is more than flesh, there is an idea and ideas are bulletproof."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO - I remember yout eyes. Still the same piss-holes in the snow.

[C.F. Kane]

I'm trying to find a screenshot of that scene in Scary Movie where the killer is trying to hide behind a couch and his legs are sticking out. I have an idea.

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
"You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty dammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this dammed bed! Try opening some dammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the dammed place smells like a coffin!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "You weigh a little more than 108."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.pixelsurgeon.com/admin/shared/images/requiem.jpg1055311387

Tyrone: I think we should be leaving now.
Harry: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

[The Chairman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2851/2130/hi/J056-24ac.jpg
"I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/italian-job-plakat-350.jpg

MARK WAHLBERG - I love you.

CHARLIZE THERON - I know.

[Carter]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Saw/aad.jpg

I don't know how to quit you

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

Robocop: Lady, I *am* the police! Now open this door!

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"I am the law!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Saw/aad.jpg

"Ow. **** me, that really hurt. What the **** do you think you're doing?"

[Zev]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"Now gentlemen, in this country our courts are the great levelers, and in our courts all men are created equal. I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our courts and of our jury system. That's no ideal to me. That is a living, working reality. Now I am confident that you gentlemen will review without passion the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and restore this man to his family. In the name of God, do your duty. In the name of God, believe Tom Robinson."

[Zev]

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/the-thing/the-thing-2.jpg

"I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird. Well, I reckon because mockingbirds don't do anything but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat people's gardens, don't nest in the corncrib, they don't do one thing but just sing their hearts out for us."

[Pyro Max]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg


My pen is this big

[The Chairman]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6664/238zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)


BUZZ - And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

WOODY - They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

BUZZ - No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the ***** a Quarter Pounder is.

WOODY - Then what do they call it?

BUZZ - They call it a Royale with cheese.

WOODY - A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

BUZZ - Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

WOODY - Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

BUZZ - I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"There was a firefight!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Saw/aad.jpg

You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "The ship's almost finished. Two or three more things and we're in great shape."
ELENA: "The sooner the better. Something's wrong here. Nobody has seen or know's anything about Threepio and he's been gone too long to have gotten lost!"
ZORRO: "Relax, I'll talk to Lando, see what I can find out."
ELENA: "I don't trust Lando."
ZORRO: "I don't trust him either, but he is my friend. Besides, we'll soon be gone."
ELENA: "Well then you're as good as gone, aren't you?"

[The Chairman]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6664/238zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

WOODY - He's got emotional problems, man.

BUZZ - You mean, beyond pacifism?

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6664/238zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Woody: "Apparently, I used to run round naked in his paddling pool."
Buzz: "I bet you did, you dirty *****."

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg

Bruce: It's not nice to fool with the dark overlords!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg

Bruce: I have to return some video tapes.

[Zev]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg

"Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg

"Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished."

:D:up:

[Morgoth]

http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/saw.jpg

"Up, up and away!"

[Morgoth]

-------------

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ball-point banana!
Batman: What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing people... Russians!
Batman: So this means...
Robin: Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin!

[The Chairman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ball-point banana!
Batman: What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing people... Russians!
Batman: So this means...
Robin: Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin!

ROTFLLMAO

[The Hero]

http://www.comicsutra.com/cs/stripped_art/sv2i6_nick_fury.jpg
"*covers eye*I guess you didn't see that,did you?"

Sorry,best I could think of.:o

[Morgoth]

http://www.comicsutra.com/cs/stripped_art/sv2i6_nick_fury.jpg

"I've got my eye on you."

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ball-point banana!
Batman: What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing people... Russians!
Batman: So this means...
Robin: Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin!:up: :up: :)

[Zev]

http://www.comicsutra.com/cs/stripped_art/sv2i6_nick_fury.jpg

"Call me Snake."

[The Chairman]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/A-Scanner-Darkly/aac.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/)
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"I'm Spartacus!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg

Buzz: Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie?
Rex: Tell 'em Steve-Dave.
Buzz: Would you stop saying that?

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_13981.jpg

[Queen's Don't Stop Me Now starts playing]

Travolta: Who the hell put this on?
Girl: It's on random.
Travolta: Oh for ****'s sake.

[The Chairman]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/505/1242/1600/Human%20Torch.jpg

FLAME ON!

[The Hero]

Uh...I don't get it.:confused:

[Cmill216]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Bruce: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

[blah]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/505/1242/1600/Human%20Torch.jpg
Torch: OH NO! AAH! Ah, you stupid dog! AH, YA STUPID DOG!
http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
Bruce: Well, Stupid is as stupid does..

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean am I tough? Organized? I can't even balance my checkbook!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://fuseblog.typepad.com/dailydownload/images/teamamerica.jpg

Chris: Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.

[Dr. Fate]

http://fuseblog.typepad.com/dailydownload/images/teamamerica.jpg
Chris: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[Cmill216]

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG

Jiminy Cricket: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Banzai! I'll see you in Hell!"

[The Chairman]

http://fuseblog.typepad.com/dailydownload/images/teamamerica.jpg
"This is my boom-stick!"

[Zev]

http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_13981.jpg

Travolta: She always did love to dance...

[Dr. Fate]

http://fuseblog.typepad.com/dailydownload/images/teamamerica.jpg
"But nothing! You can't have an air raid WITHOUT BOMBS!!!"

[The Hero]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars/_group_photos/harrison_ford9.jpg

"Han:You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/saw.jpg

"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket... "

[The Hero]

http://wcuvax1.wcu.edu/~hkane/deliverance.jpg
"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Destroy that industrial complex!"

[blah]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg
Batman: Black Mamba... I should've been mother*****' Black Mamba.
Robin: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

[Morgoth]

------------------------

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg
Batman:"Remember what I told you?"

Robin:"Soup is good food."

[Morgoth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars/_group_photos/harrison_ford9.jpg

Han:"Let's play."

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

Riff Raff:"Funny Queer, not funny HA HA."

[Morgoth]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30517183196.gif

Marv:"Some folks call it a Slingblade, I call it a keiser blade."

[Morgoth]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER:"Drugs don't taste good, you can't put them on cereal, why would anyone want to invest in that?"

[Morgoth]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Bruce:"Any cicilian in you?"

Haley:"Not since last night."

[Morgoth]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

"We'sa give up!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars/_group_photos/harrison_ford9.jpg

HAN: You mean...sex?

CHEWIE: Yes.

HAN: ...To hell with this! I wanna live!

*I'm sure that's no where near what it says, but close enough*

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars/_group_photos/harrison_ford9.jpg

Han: I think you and I could be friends.

Chewie: If I put my gun down, right? That's your condition?

Han: Can you do it? At least we can be temporary friends. We have a common enemy.

[The Chairman]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6664/238zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
WOODY - He must have thought it was White Boy Day. It aint White Boy Day, is it Marty?

BUZZY - Nah, man, it aint White Boy Day.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars/_group_photos/harrison_ford9.jpg
Han: "You can take your 'Third Reich' and shove it up your ass!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

Klaus: Bring me everyone
Ned: What do you mean "everyone"?
Klaus: EVERYONE!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/demonseedexamine.jpg
"And now you're highness, you will reveal to us the exact location of your hidden Rebel Base..."

[The Hero]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0401/07/catwoman.jpg


"The worst idea,in a long,sad history of bad ideas."

or

"That is one big pile of ****."

[Zev]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0401/07/catwoman.jpg

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[Zev]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

Dafoe: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

[Zev]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

"MARK IT ZERO!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Evil! Pure and Simple from the 8th Dimension!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/neo.jpg

Neo: If I was going to kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.

[Zev]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/neo.jpg

"Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the ****ing last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo."

[The Chairman]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

Dafoe: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

LMAO

[The Chairman]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

OWEN WILSON: Surely, you can't be serious.

WILLEM DAFOE: I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Any closer and I'd be intimate with you."

from The Pest.

[Zev]

http://members.aol.com/yourjosher/memento.gif

"Do you like scary movies?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/BladeRunner_Bradbury.jpg
"Eco Base, I've got something. Not much but it could be a life form."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/BladeRunner_Deckard_and_Rachael.jpg
FORD: "Lorraine, my density has popped me to you."
YOUNG: "What?"
FORD: "Oh, what I meant to say was..."
YOUNG: "Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
FORD: "Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny."
YOUNG: "Oh."

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200508/mov-003-kruge01/320x240.jpg
COMMANDER KRUGE: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious *****."

[Morgoth]

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200508/mov-003-kruge01/320x240.jpg

"Hate living, love dead."

[Jack Bauer]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

Sutler: Now I'm playing with power!

[Zev]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"Have I oppressed you? Have I oppressed your people?"

[Zev]

http://www.comicsutra.com/cs/stripped_art/sv2i6_nick_fury.jpg

"Nick's gotten a ring from his sweetheart and he wears it around his neck on a chain. OK, later in the story he gets into a fight with a Nazi bastard on a ship. He knocks the guy overboard, but the Kraut grabs ahold of his chain and the ring goes overboard too. So, Nick dives into the ocean to get it. Isn't that cool?"

[blah]

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200508/mov-003-kruge01/320x240.jpg
"I am Malcom X."
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Hulk/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ewjun4.jpg
"I am Malcom X."
http://www.comicsutra.com/cs/stripped_art/sv2i6_nick_fury.jpg
"I am Malcom X."
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Themightythor.jpg
"I am Malcom X."
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Superman_returns_04.jpg
"I am Malcom X."
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"I can fly. But nobody else can. I can fly, but nobody else can! Oh my god!"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Hulk/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ewjun4.jpg

"It isn't easy being green."

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Hulk/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ewjun4.jpg

"Get. In. My. BELLY!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Hulk/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ewjun4.jpg
HULK: "Khan!" [echo]

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/1075480477pa21.jpg

Tackleberry: Guess you broke into the wrong damn rec room, didn't ya!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CR3R.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
"We're ready to believe you!"

[Morgoth]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Themightythor.jpg

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg

"Snootchie, bootchies!"

[Zev]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!"

[The Hero]

http://www.movie-college.de/aktuell/kritiken/images/Crash_Kind.jpg

"English,mother****er!Do you speak it?"

(only funny if you've seen Crash)

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta24.jpg

Evey: We have many beautiful pinatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!

V: How many pinatas?

Evey: Many pinatas, many!

V: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Evey: A what?

V: A *plethora*.

Evey: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.

V: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Evey: Why, El Guapo?

V: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Evey: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

[Zev]

http://www.thezreview.co.uk/images4/brokebackmountain01.jpg

Minister: What is your sexuality?

Heath Ledger: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial.

Minister: Are you trying to tell me you speak ***?

Heath Ledger: Oh, fluently.

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta24.jpg
V: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
NATALIE PORTMAN: "I happen to like nice men."
V: "I'm a nice man."

[Zev]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Saw/aad.jpg

"Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way."

[Zev]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg

Spader: I **** you in the ass, I **** you in the ass, I **** you, I **** you, I **** you, I ****...

[Zev]

http://www.culturedrift.com/websites/culturedrift/Local%20images%20folder/muppets_animal.jpg

"I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
UNGER: "I think that the right woman could reform you."
SPADER: "You know, I think that the right woman could reform you, too."

[Zev]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6664/238zy.jpg

Woody: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.

Buzz: It's not. It's the same ballpark.

Woody: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

Buzz: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Woody: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****in' master.

Buzz: Given a lot of 'em?

Woody: **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

Buzz: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

Woody: **** you.

[Zev]

http://myafn.dodmedia.osd.mil/img/tv/criticschoice/flashdance.jpg

"She always did love to dance..."

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Heath: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West.

Jake: No, you're a good outlaw.

Heath: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Heath: Okay, okay, wait, here's another one. Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them!

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"Beavis and Butt-head, on behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country."

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Heath: I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!

[The Hero]

What movie is that one from?

[Zev]

Auto Focus.

[Zev]

http://www.pg.ru/dogs/gif/reserv04.jpg

Mr. White: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

Mr. Pink: What do you mean?

Mr. White: I don't know.

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Jake: I **** you in the ass, I **** you in the ass, I **** you, I **** you, I **** you, I ****...

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

http://www.marathondance80.com/Carriere/z-penn.jpeg

"Okay, a simple no would've done just fine."

[The Hero]

I guess 58 is the new record for number of pages you can go without bringing up your political veiwpoint.:up:

[Zev]

The funny thing is that you can reverse it and it works just as well. Try it!

And besides which, I did this one a while back.

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain!"

So I think it's pretty much fair and balanced.

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Heath: Why can't a woman be more like a man?

[The Chairman]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg
"I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain. And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain."

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you."

[The Hero]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg


Ungar:"How come every time I tell a guy he can stick it anywhere,he always sticks it in my ass?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
UNGAR: Why do you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you pretend I'm someone else?

SPADER: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Manelli?

(not sure if it's the exact quote)

[The Chairman]

http://www.marathondance80.com/Carriere/z-penn.jpeg
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"I love my dead gay son!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg
HEATH: I bet you're the kind of individual who would ***** someone in the ass and not have the damn curtosy to give him a reach-around!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Jack: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

Ennis: What?

[The Hero]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Dreamcatcher/aaa.jpg

Pete:We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

Dreamcatcher/Men in Black


Once again,not funny unless you've seen the movie,and even then it's not very funny.I was racking my brain for some quote about bad adaptions of decent books,but this was the best I could think of.

[The Hero]

Ah,now this is much better:

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1709582.jpg

Kurtz:I'm a walking cliche'.

[Zev]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1709582.jpg

"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images5/eq4.jpg

"I got a feeling that behind those pants is something wonderful just waiting to get out"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/fc2.jpg

Freddy: When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

[wiegeabo]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1709582.jpg

"I think I over-plucked my eyebrows!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/fc2.jpg
Freddy: "Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

[wiegeabo]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1709582.jpg

"What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/fc2.jpg

"Memo: 4 pounds of C-4 may be a bit...excessive."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

Elena: "Oh, hold me closer! Closer! Closer!"
Zorro: "If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you."

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050727/shaun-of-the-dead-15.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/713)

Shaun: I see dead people.

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050727/shaun-of-the-dead-14.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/713)

Shaun: To infinity and beyond!

[Zev]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1709582.jpg

"They come in pints? I'm getting one!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
UNGAR: Why do you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you pretend I'm someone else?

SPADER: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Manelli?

(not sure if it's the exact quote)
I think that quote was already used for that picture about ten pages ago.

[Dr. Fate]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg
GEORGE W. BUSH: "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war."

Can you guess - or do you even dare guess - which crappy Star Wars prequel that's from?

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Heath: You ever experimented with heterosexuality?

Jake: What, you mean sleep with a straight guy?

[The Hero]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

Bush:Simple educational material.Why does he find it disturbing?

Moore:Because unlike you,he's not psychotic.

Just kidding,Zev.Just kidding.

[The Hero]

In the interest of equal opportunity,here's some stuff from Primary Colors.

http://www.zboneman.com/movies/images/primcolors39.jpg
http://image.pathfinder.com/ew/features/980327/primary_colors/img/bust_his_butt.jpeg
http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/primary_colors/still_l_01.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/3420/primarycolors.jpg

Go nuts,Zev.

[Zev]

Go nuts,Zev.

Oh, I intend to...

[Zev]

http://www.zboneman.com/movies/images/primcolors39.jpg

Travolta: I will not risk open war.

Cheedle: Open war is upon you whether you would risk it or not.

[Zev]

http://image.pathfinder.com/ew/features/980327/primary_colors/img/bust_his_butt.jpeg

"He better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her."

[Zev]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/primary_colors/still_l_01.jpg

"I have failed at everything, Yuri, but I won't fail as a human being."

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"Tell me I'm everything you despise. That I'm the personification of evil. That I'm what- responsible for the breakdown of the fabric of society and world order. I'm a one-man genocide. Say everything you want to say to me now. Because you don't have long."

[Zev]

http://image.pathfinder.com/ew/features/980327/primary_colors/img/bust_his_butt.jpeg

"Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start."

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/primary_colors/still_l_01.jpg

"I have failed at everything, Yuri, but I won't fail as a human being."

Watched Lord Of War recently eh

[Zev]

Yup.

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"They say, 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.' What they ought to say is, 'Evil prevails.'"

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

[wiegeabo]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1709582.jpg

"Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/primary_colors/still_l_01.jpg
"I have fought many wars in my time. Some were fought for land, some for power, some for glory. I suppose that fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest, but I won't be the one fighting."

[Zev]

http://www.zboneman.com/movies/images/primcolors39.jpg

Travolta: You're black. You're not even a ******. You're an African. They're not going to stay, Paul. They're not going to stop the slaughter.

[The Chairman]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg
"I have found a name for my pain, and it is Batman."

[xwolverine2]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/4343/passion094xq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jesus:................Bill............its your bab-- BAM!


:D

[xwolverine2]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/6084/morganfreemangod1da.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"......i come to you now at the turn of the tide"

gandalf...twotowers

[Zev]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/6084/morganfreemangod1da.jpg

"Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'..."

[Zev]

http://www.zboneman.com/movies/images/primcolors39.jpg

Travolta: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/4343/passion094xq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Jesus: "KHAN!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg
JAKE: "I want a car. Chicks dig the car."
HEATH: "This is why Superman works alone..."

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Jake: I have no enemies here.

Heath: Wait a while. Word has it the Sisters have taken quite a likin' to you. Especially Bogs.

Jake: I don't suppose it would help if I told them that I'm not homosexual.

Heath: Neither are they. You have to be human first. They don't qualify.

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Heath: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.

Jake: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.

[Zev]

http://100megsfree4.com/nzwa/Sludge.jpg

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er!"