Mix up movie captions

[Zev]

http://www.raremovieimages.com/movienews/gunsofnavarone/guns-1000-1.jpg

Gregory Peck: Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the back? You're the mother****er should be on brain detail. We're ****in' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.raremovieimages.com/movienews/gunsofnavarone/guns-1000-1.jpg

Gregory Peck: "You've gotta ask yourself one question - 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.physics.hku.hk/%7Etboyce/sf/films/92.jpg

NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down!
Hahahahahahaha

[Zev]

http://www.raremovieimages.com/movienews/gunsofnavarone/guns-1000-1.jpg

Gregory Peck: Easy to pick up, hard to put down.

[The Chairman]

http://100megsfree4.com/nzwa/Sludge.jpg
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://100megsfree4.com/nzwa/Sludge.jpg
"FREEDOM!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.skgiessen.de/movies/9094/Grumpy%20Old%20Men%2001.jpg
Ann-Margret - Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Jack Lemmon - Well, they haven't faked it with me.
Ann-Margret - How do you know?
Jack Lemmon - Because I know.
Ann-Margret - Oh. Right. Thats right. I forgot. You're a man.
Jack Lemmon - What was that supposed to mean?
Ann-Margret - Nothing. Its just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.skgiessen.de/movies/9094/Grumpy%20Old%20Men%2001.jpg
Jack Lemmon: "I did what you wanted. I stayed away. Why didn't you tell him?"
Ann-Margaret: "How can you ask me that? Were we together? Were we going to be? You had your world, and I had mine. And I wanted him in mine, not chasing through the universe with his father... Actually, he's a lot like you. In many ways. Please, tell me what you're feeling."
Jack Lemmon: "There's a man out there I haven't seen in 15 years who's trying to kill me. You show me a son that'd be happy to help him. My son... my life that could have been... and wasn't. How do I feel? Old. Worn out..."
Ann-Margaret: "Let me show you something that'll make you feel young as when the world was new."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.sachsreport.com/once%20upon%20a%20time%20in%20mexico.jpg

Barillo: You boys like Mex-i-co?

Go nuts with this pic of Dafoe Zev

[Zev]

http://www.sachsreport.com/once%20upon%20a%20time%20in%20mexico.jpg

"Dodge this."

[The Hero]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/18/sincity_wideweb__430x236.jpg

"You yellow bastard!I'll bite you're legs off!"

[The Hero]

http://www.enterviews.us/sitebuilder/images/photo_38-421x284.jpg

Crow:I'll tell you a secret. The last act makes the film. Wow them in the end, and you've got a hit. You can have flaws, problems, but wow them in the end, and you've got a hit. Find an ending, but don't cheat, and don't you dare bring in a deus ex machina. Your characters must change, and the change must come from them. Do that, and you'll be fine.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.radish-spirit.com/cbL/minor03/catsdontdance13.jpg
Danny [singing]: "Past the point of no return, the final threshold. What warm unspoken secrets will we learn? Beyond the point of no return..."
Sawyer [singing]: "Past the point of no return - no going back now. Our passion play has now at last begun. Past all thought of right or wrong. One final question; how long should we two wait, before we're one? When will the blood begin to race? The sleeping bud burst into bloom? When will the flames, at last, consume us?"

The Phantom of the Opera, 2004.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Deckard/brsm_deckard_and_rachael_kiss.jpg
SEAN YOUNG: "More thrust..." [moaning/panting]

[Zev]

http://www.enterviews.us/sitebuilder/images/photo_38-421x284.jpg

Exeter: No! No! Don't turn the projector off! No! No! It gets black and we disappear!

[Zev]

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Deckard/brsm_deckard_and_rachael_kiss.jpg

Sean Young: NBC's offering 2.2 and a half mill per package of five James Bond movies, and I think I'm going to steal them for 3.5 for their third run.

[Zev]

http://www.sachsreport.com/once%20upon%20a%20time%20in%20mexico.jpg

"This is not a psychotic breakdown; it's a cleansing moment of clarity."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere2.jpg

Storm: Damn your eyes!

Cyclops: Too late.

[Zev]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/the_pacifier/thepacifier.jpg

"Baby! The other, OTHER white meat!"

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip to be Square', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/syriana/_group_photos/alexander_siddig6.jpg

"****! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!"

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/walk_the_line/joaquin_phoenix/walktheline1.jpg

"Prisoners of love
Blue skies above
Can't keep our hearts in jail!"

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dimension_films/sin_city/_group_photos/benicio_del_toro12.jpg

"Paul Allen has mistaken me for this ******** Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/_group_photos/jake_gyllenhaal4.jpg

"All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband."

[Zev]

http://www.agonybooth.com/scans/snakes_on_a_plane.jpg

"I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://home.tiscali.nl/%7Egiso/photogallery/true%20romance/true7.jpg

Drexl: I mean, what the bloody hell were you doing getting lippy at me with a bloody shotgun? I had a bloody loaded shotgun.

[Dr. Fate]

http://home.tiscali.nl/%7Egiso/photogallery/true%20romance/true7.jpg
Drexl: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid."

[The Hero]

http://www.agonybooth.com/scans/snakes_on_a_plane.jpg

Unseen Voice:Watch out for snakes!

Snakes on a Plane/EEGHA!

(MST3K fans will crack up)

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"Malkovich? Malkovich MalkovichMalkovich. Malkovich! Malkovich Malkovich."
"Malkovich? MalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalko vich."
"Malkovich Malkovich."
"Malkovich?"
"MALKOVICH!"
"Malkovich!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.pg.ru/dogs/gif/reserv04.jpg

White: I'm going to beat you until you leave.
Pink: You can't do that.
White: There are rules here? No, there are no rules here.
Pink: You're a pacifist!
White: [stops] ****.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.pg.ru/dogs/gif/reserv04.jpg

White: "You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson..."
Pink: "My name... is Neo."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/indiana-jones-papillon.jpg

Indy: I guess I make my choices... and I live with the consequences.

[The Hero]

http://www.raremovieimages.com/movienews/gunsofnavarone/guns-1000-1.jpg

Peck:You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

Yes,I just made The Peck quote Joe Dirt.*does "I'm-a gonna go to hell when I die" dance again*

[The Hero]

http://www.glitterrock.org/gumpcaps2004-10/iwasjustoverattheorinchgefgalleryandgotanew.jpg

"Look at you.All back of the bus an' ****."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"What'd they look like?"

"I don't know. They're white. All you guys look alike to me."

[Zev]

http://home.tiscali.nl/%7Egiso/photogallery/true%20romance/true7.jpg

"I've always wondered why rich Westerners, dismissive about religion in general, find solace in Buddhism. Well, let's talk a look at the story of Prince Siddhartha, or Buddha as he became known. Basically, it's the story of a rich kid that decided to slum it. No joke - this guy Buddha was living at home in his palace, leeching off his dad until he was 30. Then like some spoiled trust-fund baby, he decides to leave the palace and finds all this romance in self-inflicted deprivation, all the while knowing that he could ring up his dad to top off his Visa card the minute anything went wrong. Hey, Buddha, here's a spiritual insight - all these poor people you were trying to emulate would've exchanged their noble life under the bodiatry for the opulence of your dad's palace in a snap! Which brings me back to my original point - I wonder why all these rich Westerners can relate so well to Buddha? Well, maybe it's because Buddha is the prototypical spoiled rich kid acting all dirty and poor. Let's face it, if Buddha were alive today, he'd be playing bass guitar in the Strokes. Until next time, go to hell."

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/LiT.jpg
Bill:"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash."

[Morgoth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/walk_the_line/joaquin_phoenix/walktheline1.jpg

Johnny:"Today we celebrate our Independence day!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0008/e_t_ausserirdische/gallery1/e_t_ausserirdische_006.jpg (http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0008/e_t_ausserirdische/index.php?gal=1&pic=7)


E.T. :"What'll you do for me?"

Drew:"Anything you want."

[Morgoth]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Jake:"Rollin Rollin Rollin, man my ass is swolen."

[Dr. Fate]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/seraph.jpg
"I feel good, and I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... kind of invincible..."

[wiegeabo]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/seraph.jpg

"I know what you're thinking. Did I fire three shots or a hundred and seventeen? Well, do you feel lucky... punk? Do you... feel lucky? Do you feel lucky, punk?"

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Heath: Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck *****?

[Zev]

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GladiatorBigPic.jpg

Commodus: Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!

[The Chairman]

http://home.tiscali.nl/%7Egiso/photogallery/true%20romance/true7.jpg
"Say hello to my little friend."

[Zev]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2793&stc=1&d=1141253222

Mal: How can you shoot women and children?

Operative: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much.

[The Hero]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Pacino/PacinoScentOfAWoman.jpg

Pacino:Ever seen "Scent of a woman"?

Guy:Yeah.

Pacino:Ever seen "Scent of a woman".....on weed?

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/walk_the_line/joaquin_phoenix/walktheline1.jpg

Johnny:"Today we celebrate our Independance day!"
Hehehehehe

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/indiana-jones-papillon.jpg
"Well of course not, Lois. Why would anyone want to make a stranger look like a complete fool?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/indiana-jones-papillon.jpg

"I'm not really from outer space"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.livrariaexotica.com.br/Imagens%20arquivo/XM%202/x%20m2%20nightcrawler%20rosto%20close.jpg

Nightcrawler: I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Karen_Allen.JPG
"You're from outer space?"

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/indiana-jones-papillon.jpg
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

[Zev]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"You don't deserve my ****ing speech!"

[Zev]

http://www.sachsreport.com/once%20upon%20a%20time%20in%20mexico.jpg

"I just want my high school to be a nice place."

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"I call it...Blue Steel!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images/bond-girls/daf/lw005.jpg
PLENTY O'TOOLE: "Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images/bond-girls/lald/ms003.jpg
MISS CARUSO: "I have to return some video tapes."

[The Chairman]

http://www.skgiessen.de/movies/9094/Grumpy%20Old%20Men%2001.jpg

Jack Lemmon - Tell me - Tell me about yourself.
Ann-Margret - What do you wanna know?
Jack Lemmon - Well, for starters, uh, what do you do, where are you from, what's your favorite color, who's your favorite movie star, what kind of music do you like, what are your turn-ons, your turnoffs? I guess the big question is do you have a fella?
Ann-Margret - Okay. Ask me again, one by one.
Jack Lemmon - What do you do?
Ann-Margret - I don't remember.
Jack Lemmon - Where are you from?
Ann-Margret - I don't know.
Jack Lemmon - What's your favorite color?
Ann-Margret - I don't know. Black?
Jack Lemmon - Who's your favorite movie star?
Ann-Margret - Burt Reynolds.
Jack Lemmon - You want a bite of my pie?
Ann-Margret - Yes, I would. A little one.
Jack Lemmon - It's good. You like it?
Ann-Margret - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Jack Lemmon - What kind of music you like?
Ann-Margret - Phil Spector. Girl group stuff like "He's a Rebel."
Jack Lemmon - What are your turn-ons?
Ann-Margret - Mm, Mickey Rourke. A man who can appreciate the finer
things in life, like sugar. Elvis's voice, kung fu, pot.
Jack Lemmon - Turnoffs?
Ann-Margret - Turnoffs.
Jack Lemmon - Mm-hmm.
Ann-Margret - Persians.
Jack Lemmon - Do you, uh, have a fella?
Ann-Margret - Ask me that one a little bit later.

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg


"I'm Spartacus!"

"No, I'm Spartacus!"

"No, I'm Spartacus!"

"No, I'm Spartacus!"

"No, I'm Spartacus!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg
Bogart: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg

"You got a letter from headquarters this morning."
"What is it?"
"It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg
BOGART: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
BERGMAN: "I happen to like nice men."
BOGART: "I'm a nice man."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/attenborough/51/maniac/maniac08.jpg

Jack: Hey, I see the Knicks finally won a game, what do you know?

[Zev]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"I blame not Heather but rather a society that tells its youth that the answers are on the MTV video games. We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that 'righteous dude' who can solve their problems... It's Jesus Christ and he's in the book."

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

"Ram and I died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. The joy we shared in each others' arms was greater than any touch down, yet we were forced to live the lives of sexist, beer guzzling jock *******s."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Lower your shields and prepared to be assimilated."

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Lower your shields and prepared to be assimilated."


BEST. CAPTION. EVER!

Well, at least it's really funny.

[wiegeabo]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg

"Some men, you should know, still find me attractive"

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

Smiths: "It is inevitable..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/indiana-jones-papillon.jpg

"I wonder what President Ford would have done."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg
"Jack? Jack is dead my friend. You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier." [cue sinister laughter]

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg

I like you. You've got balls. I like your balls.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg


They wish to cure us. I say we are the cure.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/indiana-jones-papillon.jpg

You're a wizard, Harry.

I'm a what?

You're a wizard! YOU WANNA LOSE $20 000 000?!!?

(sorry, you said "mix up" captions, so Harry potter and Firewall)

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg

Hey. I think I love you.

[Morgoth]

http://www.livrariaexotica.com.br/Imagens%20arquivo/XM%202/x%20m2%20nightcrawler%20rosto%20close.jpg

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice ciante."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.livrariaexotica.com.br/Imagens%20arquivo/XM%202/x%20m2%20nightcrawler%20rosto%20close.jpg
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

[The Hero]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"I blame not Heather but rather a society that tells its youth that the answers are on the MTV video games. We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that 'righteous dude' who can solve their problems... It's Jesus Christ and he's in the book."What movie is that from?I have to seen it now.:o

[The Hero]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg

"Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup - fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case."
"Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe."

The Shining/Reefer Madness

[Zev]

What movie is that from?I have to seen it now.:o

Heathers. It's full up on great quotes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/love/calendar-kiss.jpg
LEIA: "More thrust..."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg

Ogres...are...like...onions!

[Morgoth]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg

"Hey Bub."

[Morgoth]

http://www.se7enty6ix.com/images/CDs/ninja.jpg

"If I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt I'm a dead man."

[Morgoth]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Heath:"You can't take your Ton Ton out in that, you'll freeze to death!"

Jake:"Then I'll see you in hell!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Grant:"Ghostbusters!"

[Morgoth]

http://i.timeinc.net/time/2004/troy/images/03.jpg

"I made my family disappear!"

[Morgoth]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/720000/images/_721892_psch_300.jpg

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

[Morgoth]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/mar05/ring2_031805_big.jpg

"Gollum, Gollum."

[Morgoth]

http://cocainne.bublegum.net/archivos/batman.jpg

"By night one way, by day another."

[Jack Bauer]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/720000/images/_721892_psch_300.jpg

Bateman: Apocalypse, End of the World, Armageddon. It always has a face and a name. I've been huntin' it for 30 years, give or take. Came real close a time or two. Too close! You can't kill damnation, Mister. It don't die like a man dies!

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/720000/images/_721892_psch_300.jpg

Don't worry, Mini-Me, it's just a little prick.

[Zev]

http://i.timeinc.net/time/2004/troy/images/03.jpg

"You went over my helmet?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/mar05/ring2_031805_big.jpg
"My precious..."

[wiegeabo]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/mar05/ring2_031805_big.jpg



"Brains....BRAINS!!!!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://cocainne.bublegum.net/archivos/batman.jpg

Batman: I've been fulfilling a lot of people's prophecies about me; I've become a real *******.

[Dr. Fate]

http://cocainne.bublegum.net/archivos/batman.jpg

"By night one way, by day another."
Sounds like a poem.

Say Morgoth, you go by the Justice League caption thread much?
http://cocainne.bublegum.net/archivos/batman.jpg
"I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[The Chairman]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[KALEL114]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
I'm Batman!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"Where da white women at?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
I'm Batman!

That was already done with that pic.

[KALEL114]

That was already done with that pic.
Ooops. Sorry.:(

[KALEL114]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
You do know how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together and blow.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/44/df/0100b340dca052799a117010.L.jpg
"Hey Paul! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU ****ING BASTARD!"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/54/17/880d4310fca09000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Why, Eckhardt, you need to think about the future."

[KALEL114]

http://www.livrariaexotica.com.br/Imagens%20arquivo/XM%202/x%20m2%20nightcrawler%20rosto%20close.jpg
Show me the blueprints.Show me the blueprints.Show me the blueprints.
Show me the blueprints.Show me the blueprints.Show me the blueprints.

[KALEL114]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/54/17/880d4310fca09000d8d47010.L.jpg
Who does Number 2 work for!?!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"Show me the money!"

[KALEL114]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/54/17/880d4310fca09000d8d47010.L.jpg
You had me at hello.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/54/17/880d4310fca09000d8d47010.L.jpg
You had me at hello.

That's a good one. :up:

[KALEL114]

Thanks.

[KALEL114]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
Joker: You want answers? Batman: I think I'm entitled to them. Joker: You want answers? Batman: I want the truth! Joker: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty... We use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to! Batman: Did you order the code red? Joker: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do. Batman: Did you order the code red? Joker: You're goddamn right I did!!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg

Preston: I'm gonna kill you. I am going to kill you. Not now. Not tonight. That would be too easy. Maybe next week. Next month. You'll never know. Think about it. One day, one night, I'll be there.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg
"Prisoner transfer from cellblock 1138."

[C.F. Kane]

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gifhttp://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1066746/article_images/2.jpg

So, you've come to stare at the BEAST, HAVE YOU!!!

[C.F. Kane]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

From now on, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... JOHNS!

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/23/dd/8bb5b340dca032799a117010.L.jpg
"People on 'ludes should not drive."

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/23/dd/8bb5b340dca032799a117010.L.jpg

"I like to dissect girls. Do you know that I'm utterly insane?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!"

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/23/dd/8bb5b340dca032799a117010.L.jpg

"I find your lack of faith...disturbing..."

[xwolverine2]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/54/17/880d4310fca09000d8d47010.L.jpg
You had me at hello.
LOL!!!:up:

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg
Harry: You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!
Dumbledore: You're not cured yet, boy.

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg
Harry: Do you still feel suicidal?
Dumbledore: Well, put it this way, I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me.

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/23/dd/8bb5b340dca032799a117010.L.jpg

"I find your lack of faith...disturbing..."
Hahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

From now on, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... JOHNS!

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gifhttp://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1066746/article_images/2.jpg

So, you've come to stare at the BEAST, HAVE YOU!!!
Muwahahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/54/17/880d4310fca09000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: "Play with it buddy. Don't talk to it."

[The Hero]

http://www.agonybooth.com/fantastic_4/fantastic_4_39.jpg

"A-mer-i-ca,**** yeaaah!"

(yes,I stole this joke from The Agony Booth (http://www.agonybooth.com))

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/23/dd/8bb5b340dca032799a117010.L.jpg

"I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive."

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/23/dd/8bb5b340dca032799a117010.L.jpg

"I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive."
Good one. All it needs is a pic of Michael Keaton as Batman screaming "KHAN!" but I imagine we've done that one to death.

[The Hero]

Here's some more pics from Roger Corman's Fantastic Four.

http://www.teako170.com/ff29.jpg
http://www.teako170.com/ff28.jpg
http://www.teako170.com/ff14.jpg
http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg
http://www.teako170.com/ff3.jpg

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/54/17/880d4310fca09000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

[Zev]

http://www.teako170.com/ff3.jpg

Sue: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

[The Hero]

http://www.teako170.com/ff14.jpg

"Damn,you look like crap!"

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg

"Nah,I take that back.He looks like crap!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1066746/article_images/2.jpg
"I am NOT an animal! I am a human being! I... am... a MAN!"

[Zev]

http://www.teako170.com/ff14.jpg

"Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.teako170.com/ff3.jpg
SUE: "Don't work too late."

[Zev]

http://www.teako170.com/ff28.jpg

"We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking."

[Zev]

http://www.teako170.com/ff29.jpg

There's got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let's keep on looking for the light
Oh, can't you see the morning after?
It's waiting right outside the storm
Why don't we cross the bridge together
And find a place that's safe and warm?
It's not too late, we should be giving
Only with love can we climb
It's not too late, not while we're living
Let's put our hands out in time
There's got to be a morning after
We're moving closer to the shore
I know we'll be there by tomorrow
And we'll escape the darkness
We won't be searching anymore
There's got to be a morning after
(There's got to be a morning after)
There's got to be a morning after
(There's got to be a morning after)
There's got to be a morning after
(There's got to be a morning after)
There's got to be a morning after
(There's got to be a morning after)

[Zev]

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg

"You're one ugly mother****er."

[The Hero]

Ha.:up:What movie used that song?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.teako170.com/ff29.jpg
REED: "Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands."
BEN: "Then it has all been in vain. The Fellowship has failed."

(the suits may be cheap but damn Rebecca Staab is a lot better looking than Jessica Alba)

http://www.teako170.com/ff28.jpg
DR. DOOM: "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The Circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner. Now *I* am the Master."
http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg
THE THING: "Only a master of evil, Darth."

http://www.teako170.com/ff3.jpg
SUE: "Oh are you serious? A monkey just came apart in there."
REED: "Baboon. Eat."

[Zev]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1066746/article_images/2.jpg

"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright."

[Zev]

Ha.:up:What movie used that song?

The Poseidon Adventure. Have you watched ANY movies made before the 1990s? :confused:

[Zev]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg

"I can't see a thing in these helmets."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg
CHRISTIAN BALE: "This is not gonna work."
GUARD #1: "Why didn't you say so before?"
BALE: "I *did* say so before."

[Zev]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg

Bale: It's always been a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once... Sure, you can write Penthouse Forum.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.teako170.com/ff14.jpg

"Damn,you look like crap!"

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg

"Nah,I take that back.He looks like crap!"

ACH! You beat me to it!

Very nice!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.teako170.com/ff14.jpg

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!

[Zev]

http://www.teako170.com/ff14.jpg

"Who's that?"

"That's Tron. He fights for the Users."

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/44/df/0100b340dca052799a117010.L.jpg
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok / I sleep all night and I work all day."

[Jack Bauer]

http://weeklywire.com/ww/08-11-97/nash_film-lede-1.jpg

Clown: I'll see you at the party Richter!

[Zev]

http://weeklywire.com/ww/08-11-97/nash_film-lede-1.jpg

Clown: Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
(Ha ha!)
My dad said "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/44/df/0100b340dca052799a117010.L.jpg
"I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live!"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg
"I love scotch, scotchy - scotch, scotch."

[KALEL114]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1066746/article_images/2.jpg
The Wolf? Damn n***a that's all you had to say.

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1066746/article_images/2.jpg
BEAST: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!"

[KALEL114]

http://weeklywire.com/ww/08-11-97/nash_film-lede-1.jpg

Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!

[KALEL114]

http://www.teako170.com/ff14.jpg
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

[KALEL114]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

[KALEL114]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

Attica! Attica!

[The Chairman]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1066746/article_images/2.jpg
"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"You're tearing me apart!"

[KALEL114]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg
You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride F***IN' with you! You gotta fight through that s**t!

[Dr. Fate]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: "It's a worthless bronze medallion Marion. Are ya gonna give it to me?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg
"I love scotch, scotchy - scotch, scotch."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That expression is perfect!

[The Chairman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That expression is perfect!

Thanks. It seemed so obvious, yet so inspired. To me, anyway.

[Zev]

http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/adamwest5.jpg

"SWEAR TO ME!!!"

[The Hero]

Snakes on a Plane pics.There is so much potential here.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7954/snakesonaplane016gz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7849/snakesonaplane049ul.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6602/snakesonaplane051qn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Zev]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7954/snakesonaplane016gz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jackson: We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Flight Attendant: Let me guess... this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.

[Zev]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7849/snakesonaplane049ul.jpg

"Snakes... why'd it have to be snakes?"

[Zev]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6602/snakesonaplane051qn.jpg

Jackson: We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"Hi, I'm Plenty."

"But of course you are."

"Plenty O'Toole."

"Named after your father perhaps?"

[Zev]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg

"You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death and play with your blood."

[Zev]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7849/snakesonaplane049ul.jpg

"Eet wraps eetz COILS around yooo... TIGHTAH zan anny luvvah."

[wiegeabo]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6602/snakesonaplane051qn.jpg

"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls."

[The Chairman]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg
Flight Attendant: This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute up my p*ssy.

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

"You're excited? You should feel my nipples."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin: This isn't about sex, Gary, this is about TRUST!

[KALEL114]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6602/snakesonaplane051qn.jpg
Butch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/): You okay?
Marsellus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000609/): Naw man. I'm pretty ****in' far from okay.
Butch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/): What now?
Marsellus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000609/): What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/): I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000609/): Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

[Timstuff]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"The hiiiiiilllls are alive-- with the sound of muuuusiiiiiic!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg

"Time for sex. We're gonna have sex now. Prepare for sex."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg


And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And beauty stayed his hand. And from that day on, he was as one dead.

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"The hiiiiiilllls are alive-- with the sound of muuuusiiiiiic!"

I already did that.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Can you tell me what kind of town we live in where a man dressed as a bat gets all my press? This town needs an enema!"

[The Hero]

http://www.starwrecked.faketrix.com/contents/other-parts/patrick-stewart/x-men-movie-starring-as-Professor-Charles-Xavier.jpg


Xavier:I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda.

[KALEL114]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
Hooper (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000377/): That's a twenty footer.
Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/): Twenty-five. Three tons of him.

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Don't tell me not to live,
Just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade!"

[Zev]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/elektra2.jpg

"Alright ramblers, let's get ramblin'."

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144770/photo_09_hires.jpg

"You tell me where my suit is, woman!"

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144770/photo_13_hires.jpg

Ice Cube: Wait, before we put a message out, do a search on the word clitoris.

Toby Lee Shavers: Hmm OK Found: 8,000,000 pages found with the word clitoris.

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/sahara3.jpg

"Do you like scary movies?"

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Deville."

[C.F. Kane]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/elektra2.jpg

Five Criminals . One Line Up . No Coincidence

[Dr. Fate]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Always look on the bright side of life."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/elektra2.jpg

GO GO POWER RANGERS!

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg

GOOS-FRABA!

[Zev]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/elektra2.jpg

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a ladies man, no time to talk..."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
Jack: Do I frighten you?

Danny Lloyd: No.

Jack: Do yoy want me to?

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.wkac.ac.uk/edstudies/courses/level%2520three/metrop.gif
"We seemed to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life..."

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg

"You know, that was the hardest part about having to portray you, grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes!"

[KALEL114]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.wkac.ac.uk/edstudies/courses/level%2520three/metrop.gif
Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness.

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bread and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!"

[Zev]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6602/snakesonaplane051qn.jpg

Dude: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

Samuel L. Jackson: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can be.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7849/snakesonaplane049ul.jpg

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/ZoltonK/Other%20Stuff/robocop.gif

Turn it off! Turn if off! TURN IT OFF!!!

[JackBauer]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/18/sincity_wideweb__430x236.jpg

The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock too?!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bread and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!"

Not to sound like an prick, but it goes something like:

What if your doors are a' rusting
What if, in fact, you're just disqusting?

[Zev]

Well, Jack is a psycho. You can't expect him to get song lyrics right.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
PREDATOR: "If you only knew the power of the dark side..."

[KALEL114]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
Don't you hate that?
What?
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bull**** in order to be comfortable?
I don't know. That's a good question.
That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the **** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2419662.jpg
RAY: "Excuse me, but I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg

Chris Wilton: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

[C.F. Kane]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4853/magneto17hq.jpg

You shall not pass!

[C.F. Kane]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6602/snakesonaplane051qn.jpg

Dude: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

Samuel L. Jackson: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can be.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7849/snakesonaplane049ul.jpg

lol nice :up:

[wiegeabo]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

"You just got knocked the **** out!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4853/magneto17hq.jpg

You shall not pass!
Hehehehehehehe

http://usuarios.lycos.es/dgarciao/tmp20.jpg
EOWYN [singing]: "Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me the strength to show you that you are not alone!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/dgarciao/tmp20.jpg
EOWYN: There's only one way off this planet, and that's through me!

[Dr. Fate]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/dgarciao/tmp20.jpg
EOWYN: There's only one way off this planet, and that's through me!
Hehehehehehe, good one Kane

http://usuarios.lycos.es/dgarciao/tmp20.jpg
EOWYN: "Welcome to Earth!"

[The Hero]

Some X-men pics...

http://www.thexverse.com/assets/gallery/xtls/trailers/trailer1/cap064.jpg
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/5861/storm20xm.jpg
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8509/new165nx4er.jpg
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c239/ZeppelinCometh/brospread23.jpg
http://www.thexverse.com/assets/gallery/xtls/trailers/trailer1/cap139.jpg

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.thexverse.com/assets/gallery/xtls/trailers/trailer1/cap064.jpg


*sigh* I wish I could think of a movie quote about Red Bull right now...

[The Hero]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4853/magneto17hq.jpg
*looks behind himself and sighs*
"I'm getting too old for this ****."

[Zev]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/dgarciao/tmp20.jpg

"And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack! The cartoon peril was no more."

[Zev]

http://www.thexverse.com/assets/gallery/xtls/trailers/trailer1/cap064.jpg

"Good morning angels."

"Good morning Charlie!"

[Zev]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg

"Excuse me, could you tell me where I could find some honey?"

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"It's right in front of you."

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg

"You're going to need to be a little more specific."

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"What are you..."

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg

"Blind? Yeah."

[The Hero]

Yes!:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg

"Excuse me, could you tell me where I could find some honey?"

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"It's right in front of you."

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg

"You're going to need to be a little more specific."

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"What are you..."

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg

"Blind? Yeah."
Hahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
BEAST [singing]: "Take her, forget me, forget all of this. Leave me alone, forget all you've seen. Go now, don't let them find you. Take the boat, swear to me never to tell. The secrets you know, of the Angel in Hell. Go now! Go and leave me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thexverse.com/assets/gallery/xtls/trailers/trailer1/cap139.jpg
BEAST: "Be... Good..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.thexverse.com/assets/gallery/xtls/trailers/trailer1/cap139.jpg

Leech: "Who are you?"
Beast: "Death"
Leech: "Cool!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.thexverse.com/assets/gallery/xtls/trailers/trailer1/cap139.jpg

Beast: "Want some candy?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/HarrisonF.jpg
INDIANA JONES: "He slimed me..."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg
HAN SOLO: "That's great! Actual physical contact! Can you move?!"

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
"What are you people? On dope?!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.geocities.com/allxmen/pic003.jpg
Wolverine: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Cyclops: They caused an explosion!
Professor X: Is this true?
Wolverine: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

[The Chairman]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Jesus: Do you believe in God?

Pilate: Never met him.

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg

"Sh** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/alien%203.jpg

"Take me now, subcreature."

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg

"I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg

"I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."

I hate you, Zev.

You always get the best captions.

Okay, I don't hate you, but you're so good!

[Zev]

It has its downsides. Every young captioner, they all come to me, trying to make a name for themselves by out-quipping the Zevster.

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020007_sc49907%5BW600-%5D.jpg

Bruce: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.

Ducard: But not at the expense of the moment.

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/allxmen/pic003.jpg

Wolverine: Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff... only without any Mexicans.

[Dr. Fate]

It has its downsides. Every young captioner, they all come to me, trying to make a name for themselves by out-quipping the Zevster.

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020007_sc49907%5BW600-%5D.jpg

Bruce: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.

Ducard: But not at the expense of the moment.
Hahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Didn't any of you guys ever go to Sunday school?"

[The Hero]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg

Han: Hey, I'm down with you! You east-coast? I Far-east Coast!

[MaskedManJRK]

It has its downsides. Every young captioner, they all come to me, trying to make a name for themselves by out-quipping the Zevster.

This reminded me of:

ZEV: Turned out that every piss-end prairie punk kid who thought they could shoot a gun would take a shot at the Wac-o Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecile DeMille. It got pretty gritty; started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street, when I hear someone say "Reach for it, mister!" I turn around...and it's a six year-old kid. I just put my guns down and walked away...the little bastard shot me in the ass!

[The Chairman]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
"...twas beauty that calmed the beast..."

I probably got the quote so wrong.

[The Hero]

Yes.

edit:Ah,too late.

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg
"I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!"