Mix up movie captions

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
"I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg
"And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan!"

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg
"I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!"

Where is that from? It sounds familiar.

[The Chairman]

Where is that from? It sounds familiar.

The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear

[MaskedManJRK]

The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear

Oh, yeah. That's the scene with him and the girl at the restaurant, right?

For some reason I was thinking of a Vince Vawn movie. :confused:

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
"I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg
"And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan!"
Hahahahahahaha

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg
STORM: "What will he find out there, Doctor?"

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
BEAST: "His destiny."

[wiegeabo]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"They call me...Tater Salad."

[C.F. Kane]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

*sigh* It happens every time, they all become blueberries

[Zev]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"I told you, I was tripping balls."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
"Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief. Taffy came to my home and stole a chunk of beef."

[Zev]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c239/ZeppelinCometh/brospread23.jpg

"Rule #1: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher Behind."

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020007_sc49907%5BW600-%5D.jpg

Bruce: You look beat. Soft mattress?

Ducard: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.

[Dr. Fate]

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020007_sc49907%5BW600-%5D.jpg
Bruce: "If you would just follow the code you would be on the council. They will not go along with you this time."
Ducard: "You still have much to learn, my young padawan."

God forgive me for using that horrid line...

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpghttp://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
"It was Beauty Killed The Beast..."

[Zev]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg

"He who controls the spice, controls the universe!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.talby.de/young/sean_15.jpg
"I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel... so much yummier."

http://www.firstgenerationmontecarlo.com/museum/aceventura.jpg
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssmokin'! It's party time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!"

[The Hero]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/06/08/xmen2_p18.jpg

"My father was a military man. Guess I wasn't such a good soldier. Anyways, when I was 35, he tried to give me a crew cut while I was asleep. I woke up, broke his arm, haven't seen him since. I'd rather live in a dumpster then under his freaky ass rules!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/06/08/xmen2_p18.jpg
"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral."

[Zev]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/06/08/xmen2_p18.jpg

"I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."

[The Chairman]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/06/08/xmen2_p18.jpg
"I find your lack of faith...disturbing."

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?"

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg
"My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants?
Alcohol?"

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg
"No."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
"What's has that got to do with it?"

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff24.jpg

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.

[Jack Bauer]

http://xenafan.com/movies/ghostbusters/ray.jpg

Ray: Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.

[The Chairman]

http://xenafan.com/movies/ghostbusters/ray.jpg
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?"

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg
"My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants?
Alcohol?"

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5613/storm16fb1vt.jpg
"No."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
"What's has that got to do with it?"

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist." Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
"In my experience there's no such thing as luck."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg
"Look, good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, it's something else."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.terryxart.com/Vampire%20096.jpg
"I'm having an old friend for dinner."

[Zev]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?"

"No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg
EMPEROR: "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."

[Zev]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

"We got three very big weeks ahead of us. It's wedding season!"

"You sandbaggin' son of a *****! You sly dog! Now how many of them are cash bars?"

"Great question, I love where your head's at and two of them actually are, but I got us covered. Purple hearts. We won't have to buy a drink all night."

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

Emperor: Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!

[Zev]

http://www.tiramillas.net/cine/2002/resident_evil/01.jpg

Michelle Rodriguez: I think we'd better split up.

Milla Jovovich: Good idea.

Random guy: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/3143/king.jpg

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg
"Chucky, it's huntin' season."

"Applesauce, b**ch."

[Zev]

http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/M1A1Ryan.jpg

Tom Hanks: All right! This chick is TOAST! Grab your sticks.

Others: HOLDING!

Tom Hanks: Heat 'um up!

Others: SMOKING!

Tom Hanks: Make 'um hard!

Others: READY!

Tom Hanks: Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do thing downtown. THROW IT!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/M1A1Ryan.jpg
TOM HANKS: "At my signal, unleash Hell."

[C.F. Kane]

I found this on ytmnd.com. Seemed appropriate for this thread.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/c/7cb9e02e9c614a87fb16708a0dc859a1.gif

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/3143/king.jpg
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

[The Chairman]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

Jake Gyllenhaal: I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

Emperor: Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!

WRONG. Funny, but WRONG. :o :D :up:

[C.F. Kane]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

Jake Gyllenhaal: I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.


LIES!!! :up:

[C.F. Kane]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

[Jack Bauer]

http://hartnett.wz.cz/h/h6.jpg

Molly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

John: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

[C.F. Kane]

http://thighswideshut.org/images/movies/backtothedelorean.jpg

Doc: "1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I RULE!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/367toxic.jpg
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/3143/king.jpg

"FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"

[Zev]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

"Who is the little one, a pet perhaps? Will she deserve my special attentions?"

[Zev]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

"Stilgar, do we have wormsign?"

"Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen."

[Morgoth]

http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/yslbm2.jpg

"A Penguin is a bird that cannot fly, I'm a human being, I have a name, Oswald Cobblepot."

[Morgoth]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"They call me Mr. Tibbs."

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff24.jpg

Plant:"Feed me Seymore!"

[wiegeabo]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

"Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly."

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Neve.jpeg

Sydney: No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.

[Zev]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg

"The slow blade penetrates the shield."

[The Hero]

Disturbing pics from the camp classic "Eegah!".

http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/eegah.jpg
http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/tom.jpg
http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/tom_sings.jpg
http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/tongue.jpg
http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/hats.jpg
http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/compact.jpg

[Zev]

http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/tom.jpg

"You're one ugly mother****er."

[Zev]

http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/tom_sings.jpg

"You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper."

[Zev]

http://www.raremovieimages.com/movienews/gunsofnavarone/guns-1000-1.jpg

Dying Man to Peck: They Melvined me.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

Willy Wonka + Tyler Durden = Awesomeness.

[The Hero]

http://www.raremovieimages.com/movienews/gunsofnavarone/guns-1000-1.jpg

Dying Man to Peck: They Melvined me.
Excellent.:up:

(pun most definitely intended)

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg

Is that another flashlight?

[The Chairman]

http://www.osobnosti.cz/images/gallery/5663.jpg
"And when Alexender saw the bredth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."

[C.F. Kane]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5787/akira3ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=)

I DID IT! I FOUND THE CLITORIS!

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/lilo___stitch/stitch.jpg
"Well, I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother*****er, mother*****er. Every time my fingers touch brain, Im Superfly T.N.T., I'm The Guns Of Navarone."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5787/akira3ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=)

I DID IT! I FOUND THE CLITORIS!

Where is that from? :confused:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.raremovieimages.com/movienews/gunsofnavarone/guns-1000-1.jpg
PECK: "His father's father was an ass."

[wiegeabo]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

"Tastes like crap."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff24.jpg
REED: "Is it live or is Memorex?"

[C.F. Kane]

Where is that from? :confused:

I think it's from South Park: BLU. I don't think I got the quote right.

[The Chairman]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg
"I always said if I ever had to ***** a guy... I mean had too 'cause my life depended on it... I'd ***** Elvis."

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/HarrisonF.jpg

"A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE."

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

"When?"

[The Hero]

http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg

Scarlett:You can't get off if you don't get on...

[The Hero]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

"I just blue myself."

Yeah,that's from a tv show,but I couldn't resist.:o

[LexCorp]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg
Neo: "OK dude, you can do this Neo just take a deep breath. Yeah who's the man? Me that's who. Yeah I'm the one"

[The Chairman]

http://www.raremovieimages.com/movienews/gunsofnavarone/guns-1000-1.jpg
PECK: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.

[MaskedManJRK]

I think it's from South Park: BLU. I don't think I got the quote right.

I mean the picture.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

WILLY: Well, it went about that every piss-end prairie punk with six-shooters wanted to take a shot at the Wak-O Kid. I must have killed more men then Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty, I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then, one day, I'm just walking down the street when I hear someone yell out behind me, "Reach for it, mister!" I turn around...and its a six year-old kid. I just put my guns down and walked away...THE LITTLE BASTARD SHOT ME IN THE ASS!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg
"You would accuse me of insurrection? Has it now become a crime to cherish life?"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

BEAST: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[The Chairman]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg
"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[Zev]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg

Agent Smith: I got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig. Take this you son of a *****!

Neo: I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

[C.F. Kane]

I mean the picture.

Oh! It's from Akira, when Tokyo is blowing up.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg

Agent Smith: I got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig. Take this you son of a *****!

Neo: I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/tongue.jpg

Is that... is that hair gel?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg

New (to self): "Next time, Jack, write a goddamn memo."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg
"I always said if I ever had to ***** a guy... I mean had too 'cause my life depended on it... I'd ***** Elvis."

Perfect :D :up:

[The Chairman]

Thanks, Carmine. :up:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/lilo___stitch/stitch.jpg
"Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?

[The Hero]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

"****in' Chuck Norris."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3637/new61lz9vr.jpg

Beast: This isn't America, Jack. This is L.A.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

"There can be only one."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

"The name isn't Buddy, it's Durant. Robert G. Durant."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg
"I must engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

"This is like some ****in' movie. Friends since second grade, ****in' like THIS [crosses fingers] and then one of us gets himself in potentially BIG trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against ALL odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?"

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

My life... my job... my curse... is to vanquish evil.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg
CHUCK: "This is my BOOM STICK!!!"

Or

CHUCK: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg
EMPEROR: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all its forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfuncitoning corporation called the USA. Thank you."

[The Chairman]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg
"Just pretend I'm that fine centerfold b*tch."

[Zev]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

"Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

[Zev]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

"He think he's bad and ain't got no class! I'm gon' rock this shotgun up his mutha****in' ass!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2005/StarWars-Episode3/movie.1/12.jpg (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:history.back%28%29;)
HAYDEN: "You've come to Nottingham once too often!"
EWAN: "After today there'll be no need for me to come again!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg
LUKE: I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg
NEO: "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg
"I have given a name to my pain. And it is Batman. You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I want to clean my claws."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg

Neo: We need firepower. Do you have anything that shoots bullets?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg

"I nearly **** my shorts for Christ's sake!"

- Leathal Weapon 2

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

CHUCK: Do you find me sadistic?

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg
HARRY: "I want mommy!"
DUMBLEDORE: "I'm all you've got, kid."

Kramer VS Kramer

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg
"Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief. Taffy came to my home and he stole a chunk of beef."

[Zev]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg

Trinity: We're not immigration!

Neo: They can't hear you 'coz they still shootin' at you.

[Zev]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052404460.jpg http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052405257.jpg

Han Solo: I'm here... to take his daughter out.

Darth Vader: How old is you?

Han Solo: Fifteen.

Darth Vader: ****, *****. You at least thirty.

[Dr. Fate]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052404460.jpghttp://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052405257.jpg
Darth Vader: "Any attempt by you to cause a climate of fear and panic among the populace must be viewed by us as an act of insurrection."

Han Solo: "You would accuse me of insurrection? Has it now become a crime to cherish life?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

Emperor: They exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a ambush. This was a bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon! There was a firefight!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.movie-page.com/1999/matrix/matrix05.jpg

"I have to be careful what I shoot at? "

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
"Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil? Huh?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052405257.jpg
"I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane, and since I'm moving up to kidnapping you should be more polite."

[Morgoth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/lilo___stitch/stitch.jpg

"Who am I? I'm Spider-Man!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052404460.jpg
DARTH VADER: "You seem a decent fellow. I would hate to kill you."
http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052405257.jpg
Han Solo: "You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."

[Dr. Fate]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052404460.jpghttp://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052405257.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned by acid or something?"
DARTH VADER: "Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I've got a feeling that everyone will be wearing them in the future."

[C.F. Kane]

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[C.F. Kane]

http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/M1A1Ryan.jpg

Miller: Awfully decent of you to drop in today. Do you realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it?
Ryan: I've done it already.
Miller: You've done what?
Ryan: I've changed to the other side.
Miller: So you're on the other side, eh? Well, what are you doing over here?
Ryan: Well, the food is better over here.

[The Hero]

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg

Darth Vader:I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!

*cries hot tears of blood*:(

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg
"You will bow down before me Jor-El, I swear it! No matter if it takes an eternity, you will bow down before me! Both you... and then one day... YOUR HEIRS!!!"

or

"You will lie down before me, Jor-El! Both you and them one day, Jor-El! JOR-EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://ffmedia.ign.com/starwars/image/article/609/609854/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope-20050503052404460.jpg
"Come to me, son of Jor-El! KNEEL befor Zod!!!"

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

[Zev]

http://www.filmfuchs.de/kino/bilder/bb2-03.jpg

"I got two guns, one for each of ya."

[Zev]

http://shamalt.uw.hu/pic_post/031019_bad_boys_2.jpg

Will Smith: Look around! You couldn't find a whiter, safer or better lit part of this city. But this white woman sees two black guys, who look like UCLA students, strolling down the sidewalk and her reaction is blind fear. I mean, look at us! Are we dressed like gangbangers? Do we look threatening? No. Fact, if anybody should be scared, it's us: the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD. So, why aren't we scared?

Martin Lawrence: Because we have guns?

Will Smith: You could be right.

[Zev]

http://www.cinegeek.com/images/dvd/dvd_2005/gamara_boxset/Gamera%201.jpg

"I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!"

[Zev]

http://www.webdelsol.com/SolPix/hulk.jpg

"I am angry all the time and I don't know why."

[The Hero]

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg

"Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off I would be happier."

[The Hero]

Those are great,Zev.:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinegeek.com/images/dvd/dvd_2005/gamara_boxset/Gamera%201.jpg

"I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!"
Hahahahahaha
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg
GODZILLA: "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

http://www.vampire-world.com/images/einzelnefilme/brooklyn/brook2gr.jpg
EDDIE MURPHY: "Do I frighten you?"
ANGELA BASSETT: "No."
EDDIE MURPHY: "Do you want me to?"

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/ericbanaonline_hulk/bana167.jpg

Talbot: This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg

"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME!"

[Zev]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/6737_002_thumb.jpg

"I'll lube my own crankshaft from now on."

[Zev]

http://nerdbunker.com/right_side/site_pics/hulk%20pics/hulk_big.jpg

Betty Ross: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted? Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

[Zev]

http://www.madisonavenuejournal.com/images/daisy-car.jpg

Morgan Freeman: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Daisy: Up yours ******.

[Zev]

And a bunch of random Hulk images. (Hey Elijya, you really need to update the listing on the front page).

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg

http://www.filmfanzine.com/data/images/eric%20bana%20the%20hulkOrig.jpg

http://www.moviemantz.com/review_shots/Hulk.jpg

http://www.criticdoctor.com/Resources/stills/hulkangry.jpg

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana8.jpg

[Zev]

http://www.madisonavenuejournal.com/images/daisy-car.jpg

Morgan Freeman: What's the retail on one of those?

Ferrari Driver: More than you can afford pal.

Miss Daisy: Smoke him.

[Zev]

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/94/68/149468.jpg

Elwood: Why didn't you tell me? You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.

Jake: Your father... was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and BECAME Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was TRUE... from a certain point of view.

http://www.madisonavenuejournal.com/images/daisy-car.jpg

Morgan Freeman: You don't like it?

Miss Daisy: No I don't like it... Of course it's got a lot of pickup...

Morgan Freeman: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Miss Daisy: Fix the cigarette lighter.

[Zev]

http://vatzhol.club.fr/img/blues058.jpg

"Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So won't ya come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg

Banner: Set a course immediately
Glasses: Already done sir
Banner: WHAT? You went over my helmet?

[C.F. Kane]

http://vatzhol.club.fr/img/blues058.jpg

WORKIN' ON A SEX FARM/DISHING OUT SOME HARD LOVE/GETTIN' OUT MY PITCHFORK/AN' POKIN' YOUR HAY/ SEX FARM WOMAN!/ I'M GONNA HOE YOU DOWN/SEX FARM WOMAN!

[Dr. Fate]

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/k/W/hpotter4-24.jpg (http://teentvmovies.about.com/od/harrypotter/ss/4harrypotter4_5.htm)
VIKTOR: "Truly you have a dizzying intellect."
HERMIONE: "Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?"
VIKTOR: "Australia."

[Zev]

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_b/brown_bunny.jpg

"Kneel before Zod."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana8.jpg
BRUCE: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
BETTY: "Why? What's wrong?"
BRUCE: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg
JOR-EL: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

Supes: "First of all, his name's Bucky, not Binky. And Second, it wasn't a pine cone, it was a pine nut, and it was huge, even bigger than your fat head."

[Morgoth]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg

"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME!":up: :)

[Morgoth]

http://www.madisonavenuejournal.com/images/daisy-car.jpg

Freeman:"She was built as a bridging vehicle. But they could never get the bridge to work, but this baby works just fine."

Tandy:"Does it come in black?"

[Zev]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

Mary-Jane: I'm in love with a nerd!

[Morgoth]

http://www.cinegeek.com/images/dvd/dvd_2005/gamara_boxset/Gamera%201.jpg

"Cowabunga!!!"

[Zev]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

Jor-el: Teleport to us five overbearing and over-emotional humans.

Superman: No, not that! Not... teenagers!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

Jor-el: Teleport to us five overbearing and over-emotional humans.

Superman: No, not that! Not... teenagers!

I want to say that's from Power Rangers, but I think I would be wrong. Right?

[Nathan]

I think Power Ranger's is correct.

[Morgoth]

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg

"I"m gonna' get the papers, get the papers."

[Morgoth]

http://www.teako170.com/ff29.jpg

Sue:"Hold onto something."

[The Hero]

http://cache.eonline.com/Reviews/Movies/Megaplex/Flick/Images/fph.mirror.mask.092605.jpg
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/gallery/mirrormask/mm_screen_shot5.jpg
http://www.threemonkeysonline.com/images/articles/mirror_mask1.jpg
http://www.davonline.com/images/mirror3.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.davonline.com/images/mirror3.jpg
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"

[Zev]

http://cache.eonline.com/Reviews/Movies/Megaplex/Flick/Images/fph.mirror.mask.092605.jpg

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg

"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME!"

Oh, please, we're all mature individuals here. Don't use the TV censor version of the quote! It goes like this:

KING KONG AIEN'T GOT S**T ON ME!"

[The Hero]

I actually prefer the censored version.Rolls off the tongue easier.:o

[wiegeabo]

http://www.davonline.com/images/mirror3.jpg

"Dude, we're so high right now!"

[MaskedManJRK]

I actually prefer the censored version.Rolls off the tongue easier.:o

Eh, it's the exact oppisate for me. Probably because I already cuss like a f**king sailor. :o

[xwolverine2]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg
"your out norman..."

[xwolverine2]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

luke:"...could you do what you did?...yes
but i never thought you would or could do that to ME..."

[xwolverine2]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg
wizard guy:whats your name kid...
harry: sherman.
wizard:sherman what?
harry:merman
wizard:HOLY***! your name is really f****** sherman merman?!?!

[Zev]

http://img158.echo.cx/img158/8924/batmanbeginss220jf.jpg

Ducard: You are wonderful.

Bruce: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.

Ducard: I admit it, you are better than I am.

Bruce: Then why are you smiling?

Ducard: Because I know something you don't know.

Bruce: And what is that?

Ducard: I... am not left-handed.

[Jack Bauer]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/zod.jpg

Zod: I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
JOR-EL: "There is a great disturbance in the Force."
SUPERMAN: "I have felt it."
JOR-EL: "We have a new enemy - Luke Skywalker."
SUPERMAN: "Yes, my master."
JOR-EL: "He could destroy us."
SUPERMAN: "He is just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him."
JOR-EL: "The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must NOT become a Jedi."
SUPERMAN: "If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally."
JOR-EL: "Yes.. yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
SUPERMAN: "He will join us or die, my master."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.davonline.com/images/mirror3.jpg

"We are Siamese if you please... *rrrrrrrrrreeeooww*"

[Dr. Fate]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/zod.jpg
Zod: "I want you to clean your vagina."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.davonline.com/images/mirror3.jpg
"We represent the lollipop guild!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.threemonkeysonline.com/images/articles/mirror_mask1.jpg

I would not be just a nothin', my head all fulla stuffin' my heart all fulla pain... with the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln if I only had a brain.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.threemonkeysonline.com/images/articles/mirror_mask1.jpg
"I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.murphsplace.com/owen/film/dead/images/iswid6.jpg

Will: I'm here to cooperate with you a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya'. You watch.

[Zev]

http://www.murphsplace.com/owen/film/dead/images/iswid6.jpg

"You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? Well, you must be talkin' to me, because I don't see anyone else here. BANG!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.murphsplace.com/owen/film/dead/images/iswid6.jpg
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "My dislike of you is turning into a genuine hate."

[Zev]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

"Let's talk about our beliefs, and what we can learn about them. We believe nature is solid, and time a constant. Matter has substance and time a direction. There is truth in flesh and the solid ground. The wind may be invisible, but it's real. Smoke, fire, water, light - they're different! Not as to stone or steel, but they're tangible. And we assume time is narrow because it is as a clock - one second is one second for everyone! Cause precedes effect - fruit rots, water flows downstream. We're born, we age, we die. The reverse NEVER happens... None of this is true! Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level... into ghosts and shadows."

[Zev]

http://img158.echo.cx/img158/8924/batmanbeginss220jf.jpg

Bruce: Why do I want a Ph.D. in this?

Ducard: Particle beam weapons, research grants...

Bruce: A millionaire when I'm forty! Now I remember!

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

Ron: Why is everybody looking at me that way?

Harry: Because you're being *******-ish.

Ron: Well, it's *******-ish of you to say so!

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "You got any money?"
RON: "65."
HERMIONE: "65? I've never worked for so little! Except once, and that was a very noble cause."

[Morgoth]

http://img158.echo.cx/img158/8924/batmanbeginss220jf.jpg

Ra's:"Control, control, you must learn control!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img158.echo.cx/img158/8924/batmanbeginss220jf.jpg
LIAM NEESON: "Never over extend your thrust. You're vulnerable and off balance."

[Morgoth]

http://www.webdelsol.com/SolPix/hulk.jpg

"I see you!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cinekolossal.com/star/d_e_f/douglasm/douglas2.jpg

Gecko: Ain't got no chance Blind Dog. You SOLD your soul. You goin' down, all the way down. Hell hounds on your trail, boy, hell hounds on your trail.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
RON: "So I was wondering... were you busy with something?"
HERMIONE: "Yeah. I was masturbating."
RON: "Heh. Hoo. Masturbating. In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to an art school."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

Harry: What do we get for ten dollars?

Hermione: Every t'ing you wan'.

Harry: Everything?

Hermione: Every t'ing.

Harry: (to Ron) Whaddya think, man? Ready to spend some of your hard-earned money?

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Ledger: Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

JG:'"Why don't you just ****ing rape me Paul?''

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

JAKE: I'm Jay, and this is my hedro-life-mate, Silent Bob.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "You got any money?"
RON: "65."
HERMIONE: "65? I've never worked for so little! Except once, and that was a very noble cause."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

Harry: What do we get for ten dollars?

Hermione: Every t'ing you wan'.

Harry: Everything?

Hermione: Every t'ing.

Harry: (to Ron) Whaddya think, man? Ready to spend some of your hard-earned money?

Those are so wrong.


But oh so enjoyable...

[Dr. Fate]

Those are so wrong.


But oh so enjoyable...
Glad you approve.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
RON: "You ski very well."
HERMIONE: "I do many things very well."

[C.F. Kane]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jcmy/fantasia(hippo+alli).jpg

THAT'S A HUGE *****!

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
RON: "Why? What's wrong?"
HERMIONE: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars."

[The Hero]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/supermanreturns29.jpg
Jimmy:Max,you're on what we like to call sudden-death acedemic probation.

Clark:I'd like to see some documentation on that,please.

I know I can't be the only one who's thought it.

[The Hero]

I know this quote has been used a thousand times,but...

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707674.jpg

"Bring out the gimp."

[The Chairman]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg
Flight Attendant: Nervous?
Passanger: Yes.
Flight Attendant: First time?
Passenger: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

[Dr. Fate]

I know this quote has been used a thousand times,but...

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707674.jpg

"Bring out the gimp."
Don't worry, you can never have enough gimp.

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707674.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "A guy who dresses up as a bat clearly has issues."

[wiegeabo]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707674.jpg

"I may be on the devil's hit-list, but I'm on God's mailing list."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

"So what's your name, darlin'?"

"Kate. What's yours?"

"Sex Machine, pleased to meet you."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg

McClane: So much for a PhD in engineering.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.webdelsol.com/SolPix/hulk.jpg
HULK: "Wake up. Time to die."

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144008/photo_29.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_kong/gallery.php?page=30&size=lores&nopop=1)
KONG: I must break you.

[The Hero]

http://www.tomhanksland.com/movies/philadelphia/5.jpg

Hanks:The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades!Everyone has AIDS!My grandma and my old dog blue!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!The Pope has got it and so do you!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!C'mon everybody,we've got quilting to do!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!

*does yet another rendition of "I'm-a gonna go to hell when I die"*

[Zev]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg

"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!"

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Jetty/6415/rabbit-n-tigger.gif

Rabbit: Don't you see what's going on out there? Everyone hates us!

Tigger: Hey, now, everyone hated Winnie the Pooh, too.

Rabbit: No, they didn't!

Tigger: Well, I did. That *****ucking bear killed Jack Kennedy!

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Jake: Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_shawshank_redemption/tim_robbins/shawshank.jpg

"Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money."

[Zev]

http://www.erikachristensen.com/projects/banger_sisters/bs03.jpg

Erika Christiansen: Your skills are fading with age, Mrs. Sarandon.

Susan Sarandon: You will die a peasant's death!

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/lara_croft__tomb_raider/angelina_jolie/tomb_raider6.jpg

"You call this archaeology?"

[Zev]

http://www.st-hypertext.com/images/misc/khan/kirk_spock.jpg

Spock: I don't care what you believe in... just believe...

[Zev]

http://fusionanomaly.net/wrathofkhaneatstatic.jpg

Khan: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

[Jack Bauer]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Freddy: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?

[Zev]

http://www.mrhinojosa.com/blog/archives/khan!!!.jpg

"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/x3angel.jpg

"An angel does not make love, an angel *is* love."

[The Hero]

http://www.oscars.org/press/pressreleases/images/030908.jpg
Costner: Don't talk like that,man.Your Kicking Wing,and one day your gonna be Kicking Wing:Animal Doctor.Then you can change your name to Kicking Ass.I would!

[C.F. Kane]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/l/images/lawrence-of-arabia-5.jpg

I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?

[C.F. Kane]

http://random-squeegee.com/knight.jpg

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...

[Jack Bauer]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/happy_gilmore/_group_photos/adam_sandler2.jpg

A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.animationartist.com/movies/pokemon/Gallery/P01a.jpg

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

only funny if you've played pokemon

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/x3angel.jpg
"An angel has no memory."

[The Hero]

http://www.animationartist.com/movies/pokemon/Gallery/P01a.jpg

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

only funny if you've played pokemon
Nice one.:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/lara_croft__tomb_raider/angelina_jolie/tomb_raider6.jpg
LARA CROFT: "Ahsta la vista, baby."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050724/The_Man_Who_Laughs_(1928)_3.jpg
"Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me..."

[The Hero]

Not very clever,but I had to do it...

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg
Jake Gyllenhaal: Home is where you make it.
Heath Ledger: What?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Home is where you make it.
Heath Ledger: You like to see homos naked?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Home is where you make it.
Heath Ledger: Oh.
[Rides away]
Heath Ledger: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050724/The_Man_Who_Laughs_(1928)_3.jpg
THE MAN WHO LAUGHS: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "You diseased maniac, did you really think you could hide it from me by incasing it in lead? I'll mold this box to your prison bars!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/05/van-helsing-1.jpg

Van Helsing: Once this baby starts kicking, it ain't gonna stop, so nobody get cute!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/05/van-helsing-1.jpg

Van Helsing: "This is the screwiest picture I was ever in."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
Robocop: "Are you like a crazy person?"

[Zev]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/05/van-helsing-1.jpg

Anna Valerious: I've come to warn you, Prince John and Rottingham have hired men to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You musn't go.

Van Helsing: Then I won't.

Anna Valerious: Oh, good. They were going to try to lure you there with an archery contest.

Van Helsing: An archery contest?

Anna Valerious: Their archer is unbeatable.

Van Helsing: Really?

Anna Valerious: Robin, promise you won't go.

Van Helsing: All right, I promise you won't go.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
Robocop: "Sarah Conner?"

[Zev]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg

"I like to keep this handy for close encounters."

[Zev]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/05/van-helsing-1.jpg

Van Helsing: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

[Zev]

http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg

"How many drops is this for you, Lieutenant?"

"Thirty eight... simulated."

[The Hero]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/05/van-helsing-1.jpg
Van Helsing:AK-47,the best there is.When you absolutely,positively have to kill every mother****er in the room,accept no substitutes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/PrincessBride02.jpg
"We represent the Lolly Pop Guild!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/PrincessBride05.jpg
CARY ELWES: "Elizabeth goes free!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/PrincessBride08.jpg
MANDY PATIKIN: "We'd better find out which cell this princess of yours is in..."

[Elijya]

damn it Fate, watch what you're posting!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/05/van-helsing-1.jpg
JACKMAN: "I can be the good guy."

[ToddIsDead]

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050724/The_Man_Who_Laughs_(1928)_3.jpg
The Joker: Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050724/The_Man_Who_Laughs_(1928)_3.jpg
"I want you to clean your vagina."

[C.F. Kane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/PrincessBride02.jpg
Buttercup [off screen]: "What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermarck? Speak quickly!"


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/PrincessBride08.jpg
Westley: Fuhrer, I can walk!

[Jack Bauer]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_transporter/jason_statham/transporter2.jpg

Frank Martin: We're here for the Crites.

[Zev]

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050724/The_Man_Who_Laughs_(1928)_3.jpg

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_transporter/jason_statham/transporter2.jpg

"Hokey religions and ancient superstitions are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

[Zev]

http://www.sitevip.net/troy/images/homeimg.jpg

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

Harry to Ron: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

[Jack Bauer]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/mission_impossible_2/rade_serbedzija/mi2.jpg

"Should've tipped better!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.sitevip.net/troy/images/homeimg.jpg
TROJAN ON LOOKER: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious *****."

[Zev]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg

"Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

[Zev]

http://www.sitevip.net/troy/images/homeimg.jpg

"Now what happens?"

"Well now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit and take the French by surprise, not only by surprise but totally unarmed!"

"Who... Who breaks out?"

"Er... We... Launcelot, Galahad, and I... Er... leap out of the rabbit and... Look, if we were to build a large wooden badger..."