Mix up movie captions

[xwolverine2]

http://www.sitevip.net/troy/images/homeimg.jpg
TROJAN ON LOOKER: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious *****."
LMFAO!:up: !!!

[wiegeabo]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg

"I'm Dead Sexy. You Are Crap."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

Harry to Ron: Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't **** her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that.

Harry Potter/Taxi Driver

[Zev]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Rosalind Russell: Excuse me, do you sell videos?

Cary Grant: Yeah, what're you looking for?

Rosalind Russell: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

Cary Grant: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?

Rosalind Russell: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. She loves it.

Cary Grant: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-****ing Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked ****s", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black ***** and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

His Girl Friday/Clerks

[Dr. Fate]

LMFAO!:up: !!!
Thanks.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg
"Tell me something my friend - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "I told you that I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/PrincessBride02.jpg
"In between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes7/noes7_shot9l.jpg

Dylan (Offscreen): Laurie, what's the boogeyman?
Freddy: There's no such thing.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Rosalind Russell: Excuse me, do you sell videos?

Cary Grant: Yeah, what're you looking for?

Rosalind Russell: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

Cary Grant: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?

Rosalind Russell: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. She loves it.

Cary Grant: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-****ing Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked ****s", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black ***** and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

His Girl Friday/Clerks


buahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "I give you my word as a Spaniard."
ELENA: "No good. I've known too many Spaniards."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "I give you my word as a Spaniard."
ELENA: "No good. I've known too many Spaniards."

I already did that one a couple pages back

[wiegeabo]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes7/noes7_shot9l.jpg

"And now for something completely different..."

[Dr. Fate]

I already did that one a couple pages back
My bad.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the hand of God before!!!"

[Zev]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes7/noes7_shot9l.jpg

"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vangquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes7/noes7_shot9l.jpg
FREDDY: "You're one ugly motherf***er..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://home.hiwaay.net/~tfharris/pulpculture/columns/030717.jpg
JACK SPARROW: "I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word gets out that a pirate's gone soft, people start to disobey you and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Godskeletor_closeup.jpg
GOLD SKELETOR: "I am a golden god!"

http://jubilo.ca/starwars/roj/bildoj/escenas/roj34.jpg
C-3P0: "I am a golden god!"

Sorry, couldn't resist. :)

[The Hero]

http://www.teako170.com/ff29.jpg

Reed: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Sue: Brian Fantana.
Johnny: Champ Kind.
Thing: Brian Fantana.
Sue: No, you're Brick.
Thing: Brian.
Sue: I'm Brian.
Thing: Veronica.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
FLASH GORDON: "You stay classy... Planet Earth."

Wait, is it Earth or San Diego, I've seen it done both ways.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
HE-MAN: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

[Zev]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'
Hahahahahaha

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA [singing]: "Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me the strength to show you that you are not alone!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.allstarz.org/~malkovich/pictures/lenny.jpg

Candy: 'Scuse me. Are you John Malkovich?
Lenny: Yes, I am.
Candy: Wow! You're really great in that movie where you play that retard.
Lenny: Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
Candy: I have a cousin... who's a retard.
Lenny: Oh, thank you.
Candy: Yeah. So, um... as you might imagine, it... means a lot to me to see... retards... portrayed, uh, on the silver screen so compassionately.
Lenny: Well, thank you very much, I appreciate it.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes7/noes7_shot9l.jpg

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

[The Chairman]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
FLASH GORDON: "You stay classy... Planet Earth."

Wait, is it Earth or San Diego, I've seen it done both ways.

Most of the time, it's San Diego. At the end (of Anchorman), they say Earth

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HARRY: You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?

[The Chairman]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg
"I eat the p*ssy, I eat the butt, I eat every mother*****in' thang."

[The Chairman]

http://www.waycoolsites.com/CV/picturegallery/gal/Hermione%20Granger/Goblet%20of%20Fire/hermcal2.jpg
HERMIONE V/O: Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/_group_photos/jake_gyllenhaal4.jpg

"When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on guys, let's go for some pizza."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
BANDERAS: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "You sir are no gentleman."
RON: "And you, ma'am, are no lady."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
BANDERAS: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Hahahahahahaha

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

RON: Do you love me, or not?
HARRY: I ... don't.

*Hermione stares in horror and shock*

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

RON: Do you love me, or not?
HARRY: I ... don't.

*Hermione stares in horror and shock*


This is driving me nuts. What movie is that quote from?

[UltimateBatman]

This is driving me nuts. What movie is that quote from?

Spider-Man 2 :spidey:

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "I'll sleep with you for a meatball."

[wiegeabo]

Spider-Man 2 :spidey:


Yes! God, I could hear the scene in my head but couldn't put any images to it. :mad: :(

[The Hero]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8711/dimsin139va.jpg

"[singing] I ain't got nobody,and nobody cares for me..."

Sin City/Young Frankenstien

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg
"I eat the p*ssy, I eat the butt, I eat every mother*****in' thang."

HAHAHA! perfect!

[Zev]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8711/dimsin139va.jpg

"Not the time to lose one's head."

"No."

"That's not the way to get ahead in life."

"No."

"It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong."

"Hmm."

"He'll never be the head of a major corporation."

"Okay, that'll do."

"Okay."

Sin City/Austin Powers

[Jack Bauer]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg

He-Man: The M-60 You can do force with this Rambo baby.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jsonline.com/enter/sw/images/darth.jpg
VADER: "You're nothin' but a lot of talk and a badge!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/TPM_DarthMaul_small.jpg
DARTH MAUL: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!"

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg
DARTH VADER: "You might be right." [slaps Maul]

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"Are you a confused adolescent desperately seeking acceptance from an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity?"

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking."

[The Chairman]

HAHAHA! perfect!

Thanks.

http://www.e-moka.net/contenuti/images/debian_toy_story/big/sid-2.jpg
"Normally, both your asses would be dead as *****ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this ***** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much **** this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."

[lochneffmonster]

http://www.terra.com/especiales/historiadelcine/img/generos/darth_vader.jpg

Darth: There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.e-moka.net/contenuti/images/debian_toy_story/big/sid-2.jpg

Where does he get these wonderful toys?

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

CATHERINE ZETA JONES - Surely, you can't be serious.

ANTONIO BENDERAS - I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

[The Chairman]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

HEATH LEDGER - Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL - Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

HEATH LEDGER - She's a babe.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL -She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".

HEATH LEDGER - If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

(a brief pause)

HEATH LEDGER - Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

[Eddie Dean]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

HEATH LEDGER - Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL - Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

HEATH LEDGER - She's a babe.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL -She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".

HEATH LEDGER - If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

(a brief pause)

HEATH LEDGER - Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
:up:

[The Hero]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2005/sincity18.jpg
Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like:"Damn","*****",and "That is whack."

[The Chairman]

:up:

Thanks. Wayne's World actually has some insanely good quotes. I'm surprised they don't come up more often in this thread.

Another good one:

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

SPIDEY - Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?

MARY JANE - Yeah.

SPIDEY - Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?

MARY JANE - Yeah.

SPIDEY - Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?

MARY JANE - Yeah.

SPIDEY - Okay, party. Bonus.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

CATHERINE ZETA JONES - Surely, you can't be serious.

ANTONIO BENDERAS - I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

What's that from? Laverne and Shirley: The Motion Picture Event? Sorry, but seriously, what is it from?

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

This isn't from a movie, but:

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

Push it! Push it it GOOD! Yeah, push it! Push it good!

[wiegeabo]

What's that from? Laverne and Shirley: The Motion Picture Event? Sorry, but seriously, what is it from?

Airplane. One of the funniest movies ever.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Sweet, thanks :up:

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg

*Sighs*
DAFOE: God speed, Spider-Man.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

VOICE: You will die in seven days.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/59b597e7.jpg

[The Chairman]

What's that from? Laverne and Shirley: The Motion Picture Event? Sorry, but seriously, what is it from?

You SERIOUSLY did not know where that's from?! :eek:

If you really didn't, then you are truly not the Ultimate Movie Man. You're the Half-Adequate Movie Man Whose Never Seen Airplane.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/a1bac4f3.jpg

KONG: I'm in l o v e...

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

You SERIOUSLY did not know where that's from?! :eek:

If you really didn't, then you are truly not the Ultimate Movie Man. You're the Half-Adequate Movie Man Whose Never Seen Airplane.

Nup. Just because I haven't seen one film loved by many, doesn't mean...I hadn't seen the original King Kong until the night before Peter Jackson's version opened.

I will see Airplane sooner or later, my friends keeps raving on about it. To be truthful...it's getting annoying :p

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/c463a053.jpg

Ann: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Jake: You see that girl? Kat. I want you to go out with her.
Heath: Yeah, sure sparky.

[The Chairman]

http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg

SEAN CONNERY - I never thought it would end like this.

HARRISON FORD - How'd you think it would end.

SEAN CONNERY - I don't know...some other way.

[Zev]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg

"Thanks for not picking me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.terra.com/especiales/historiadelcine/img/generos/darth_vader.jpg

Darth: There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
Hahahahahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
WILLEM: "It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine."

[Jack Bauer]

http://nbi.com/hk/cyf/gallery/abt/2/xrptz88.jpg

Mark: Next time you eat my cookies I'm going to break your neck.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg

"We're totally screwed, right?"

"I would say screwed is apt."

[The Chairman]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
WILLEM: "It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks ANTHONYNASTI.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
WILLEM: "God loves me. I know he loves me. I want him to stop."

[Zev]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg

"You're either SWAT or you're not."

[The Chairman]

Thanks ANTHONYNASTI.

You're welcome.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

[Zev]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg

"The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed, and all the questions kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a case of club soda. Who was this character in the hospital? And why was he trying to kill Nordberg? And for whom? Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof, but, somehow, I didn't entirely trust him, either. Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? And where the hell was I?"

[Dr. Fate]

Green Goblin/Joker combo. Good one ANTHONYNASTI. Remind me to get some GG pics and put some dialogue from "The Last Temptation of Christ" in them.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "Inconceivable!"
RON: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[The Chairman]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg

"The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed, and all the questions kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a case of club soda. Who was this character in the hospital? And why was he trying to kill Nordberg? And for whom? Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof, but, somehow, I didn't entirely trust him, either. Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? And where the hell was I?"

I was waiting for you to caption this pic, Zev.

Once again, you've not disappointed. :up:

[The Chairman]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
DAFOE V/O: Even though none of us had ever actually seen a naked woman, a fact we constantly lied about, Squints had taken one step closer to manhood:He had kissed a woman, he had kissed her long and good.

[Edward Brock]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg
Heath: Hey Jake, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Jake: No, have you?

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg

Hartman: Bring me everyone.
Joker: What do you mean "everyone"?
Hartman: EVERYONE!.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
DAFOE V/O: "I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

[The Hero]

http://www.moviesoundclips.net/pics/dudley.jpg
Fraiser & Parker:[singing] Blame Canada! Blame Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along. Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

www.moviesoundclips.net

:(:(

[Dr. Fate]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
WILLEM: "I'm gettin' too old for this *****..."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/5901/253cp.jpg

What is that odious stench?!?!

[The Chairman]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2004/3/6/0002AA0A-2183-10B6-875F80C328EC0000.jpg
"Get away from her, you b*tch!"

[My vengeance]

http://www.allstarz.org/~malkovich/pictures/lenny.jpg

Candy: 'Scuse me. Are you John Malkovich?
Lenny: Yes, I am.
Candy: Wow! You're really great in that movie where you play that retard.
Lenny: Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
Candy: I have a cousin... who's a retard.
Lenny: Oh, thank you.
Candy: Yeah. So, um... as you might imagine, it... means a lot to me to see... retards... portrayed, uh, on the silver screen so compassionately.
Lenny: Well, thank you very much, I appreciate it.
Excellent!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg
HARTMAN: "Khan!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg
"You went over my helmet?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/a1bac4f3.jpg

KONG: Goodbye crazy lady, I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.

[C.F. Kane]

Excellent!

Why thank you!

[Zev]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/a1bac4f3.jpg

Fay Wray: Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall.

Kong: Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/a1bac4f3.jpg

Fay Wray: Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall.

Kong: Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.
Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

BTW, where the Hell is that "over my helmet" quote from?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack... mean kid, bad seed... hurt people."
ELENA: "I like him already."

[Jack Bauer]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg

Hill: When somebody asks you to save the world, you don't ask questions. You just make it happen.

[wiegeabo]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die."

[Zev]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg

"Traditions, traditions. Without our traditions our lives would be as shaky as... as a fiddler on the roof!"

[wiegeabo]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg

"You stay classy, San Diego."

[C.F. Kane]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg

"Traditions, traditions. Without our traditions our lives would be as shaky as... as a fiddler on the roof!"

Zev, stop being better than the rest of us

:) :up:

[C.F. Kane]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

BTW, where the Hell is that "over my helmet" quote from?

Spaceballs. It's spoken by Lord Dark Helmet, a caricature of Darth Vader played by Rick Moranis.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg

Sarge: "Is there something YOU'D all rather be doing than marching about the square? You'd all rather be at the pictures, I suppose."

(Everyone agrees)

Sarge: "Well, off you go."

[Dr. Fate]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg
"I'm Batman."

[Morgoth]

http://www.webdelsol.com/SolPix/hulk.jpg
"I'm insane with Anger!"

[The Hero]

http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2004/images/kinsey.jpg

Kinsey: Do not underestimate the power of pussy.Just one hair off that thing could drive a freight train up a mountain.

[Zev]

http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2004/images/kinsey.jpg

Kinsey: I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman: Do you eat oysters?

Robin: When I have them, master.

Batman: Do you eat snails?

Robin: No, master.

Batman: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Robin: No, master.

Batman: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?

Robin: Yes, master.

Batman: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.

Robin: It could be argued so, master.

Batman: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "It will be mine." [indicates his hat] "Oh yes, it will be mine."

[The Chairman]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg
"People on ludes should not drive."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.webdelsol.com/SolPix/hulk.jpg
HULK: "You will lie down before me Jor-El! Both you and them one day Jor-El! JOR-EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[The Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg


Prince Phillip:It's too bad she won't live.....but then again,who does?

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg

Aurora: Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.

[The Hero]

http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2004/images/kinsey.jpg

Kinsey:Failing this, the next tragedy may be that of your daughter's... or your son's... or yours... or yours...
[points to camera]
...or yours!

[The Chairman]

http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2004/images/kinsey.jpg
In Carl Jung's opinion...we all have a sixth sense-- intuition. When you meet someone and you suddenly feel like you can't live without them... this could be the memory of a past love from the collective unconscious.
Or, it could just be hormones. I'm sorry, I can't concentrate.Rock stars have kidnapped my son.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute up my p*ssy.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_10/1010sh01.jpg

Cop: Go ahead, make my day.

[Halcohol]

^lol

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack: I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing theme park and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell ya something! This is no longer a vacation: it's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" out of your *******! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!

[The Hero]

Good one.:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg


Prince Phillip:It's too bad she won't live.....but then again,who does?
Good one.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg

Aurora: Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.
Again, good one.

[Dr. Fate]

^lol

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack: I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing theme park and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell ya something! This is no longer a vacation: it's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" out of your *******! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!
Bwahahahahahahahaha :up:

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Joey, ever been in a Turkish prison?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg
"What the f***'s going on up there?"

[The Chairman]

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/henry9.jpg
"I have found a name for my pain, and it is Batman."

[Tsunulia]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Joey, ever been in a Turkish prison?"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:up: :up: :up: :up:

FRIGIN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Chairman]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:up: :up: :up: :up:

FRIGIN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you.

[ToddIsDead]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
Jack: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Continuing with the Airplane! thing.

[Halcohol]

Good one.:up:
Bwahahahahahahahaha:up:

thank you, just bought that on DVD today :D

[Tsunulia]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
Jack: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Continuing with the Airplane! thing.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! !!!!!!!!!
EVEN BETTER!!!!!!:up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[C.F. Kane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg


Rose [singing]: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Feeeeeeeeel Like I'm nooot ouuut of beeeeeeedd.

Sleeping Beauty/On The Town

[ToddIsDead]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! !!!!!!!!!
EVEN BETTER!!!!!!
Airplane! is chock full of great quotes.

[Halcohol]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

[Tsunulia]

Airplane! is chock full of great quotes.

Oh dear goodness yes it is.......please keep goin with it, it's great stuff.

[ToddIsDead]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg
Robin: Surely you can't be serious.
Batman: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

[ToddIsDead]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Zorro: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Catherine Zeta Jones: A hospital? What is it?
Zorro: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[ToddIsDead]

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg
Joker: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Ermey: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey, everything's comin' up roses...
Joker: War is hell.

I'm most happy with this one.

[ToddIsDead]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/a1bac4f3.jpg
Kong: Ann, do you like movies about gladiators?

Edited slightly to fit the picture. It sucks I know.

[ToddIsDead]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg
Yellow Bastard: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

[Tsunulia]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg
Yellow Bastard: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

XD *falls off chair from laughing so hard*

[ToddIsDead]

Thank you. I aim to please.

And on that note, I'm done with this for tonight. I'm just to tired to decifer whats funny or not.

[Tsunulia]

Thank you. I aim to please.

And on that note, I'm done with this for tonight. I'm just to tired to decifer whats funny or not.

Thanx for the funny :D

[Zev]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/timecop/tn_timecop18.jpg

"They have a man tracking me down. A very dangerous man. His name is Ron Silver. Like me, a former astronaut, but also a gifted actor."

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/1073746595time2.jpg

Ron Silver: You can't run forever, Jack. Not from death. Not from your shadow. Not from Ron Silver.

[Jack Bauer]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/timecop/tn_timecop18.jpg

"They have a man tracking me down. A very dangerous man. His name is Ron Silver. Like me, a former astronaut, but also a gifted actor."

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/1073746595time2.jpg

Ron Silver: You can't run forever, Jack. Not from death. Not from your shadow. Not from Ron Silver.

Nice one Zev

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
Jack: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Continuing with the Airplane! thing.

That was actually already done a while ago.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.beinamovie.com/movie-images/posterpage/Goblin.JPG
GREEN GOBLIN: "It is accomplished!"

[Dr. Fate]

Now, if there are no objections, I will provide you all with random images from 1993's Super Mario Bros: The Move to use as you see fit.

http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/movie/daisy.jpg
DAISY: "Are you the police?"
http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/movie/mbros.jpg
LUIGI: "No ma'am. We're musicians."

http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/movie/koopa.jpg
KING KOOPA: "Goodbye, Mr. Anderson..."

http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/movie/goomba.jpg
GOOMBA: "King Kong ain't got ***** on me!"

[ToddIsDead]

That was actually already done a while ago.
Oops. My bad.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/movie/koopa.jpg
DENNIS HOPPER: "Sarah Connor?"

[Elijya]

That was actually already done a while ago.
yup. I used a whole bunch of Airplane threads round about page10-15, I think.

This is the second occurance in this thread I know of where two people have combined the same quotes and picture seperated by many pages

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "I offer you a chance for greatness Jor-El! Take it! Join us! You will bow down before me, Jor-El! I swear it! No matter if it takes an eternity, YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! Both you... and then one day... YOUR HEIRS!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/herc-moonmen2.jpg
"I am a golden god."

BTW, there was this pic a while back with the Joker singing "AIDS! Everybody has AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!" What movie was that quote from?

[ToddIsDead]

Team America World Police.

The movie with marionette puppets made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

[The Chairman]

Oops. My bad.

It's okay.

BTW, there was this pic a while back with the Joker singing "AIDS! Everybody has AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!" What movie was that quote from?

Team America: World Police

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/61/5f/6acf4310fca0d000d8d47010.L.jpg
"I have to return some videotapes."

[Dr. Fate]

Team America World Police.

The movie with marionette puppets made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Thank you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"It's alive! Alive!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/61/5f/6acf4310fca0d000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/61/5f/6acf4310fca0d000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Hello, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a NAZI!" :D

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"You idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/61/5f/6acf4310fca0d000d8d47010.L.jpg

I don't want Fop, goddammit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

[Dr. Fate]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/61/5f/6acf4310fca0d000d8d47010.L.jpg
"I am not in a giving vein this day..."

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/61/5f/6acf4310fca0d000d8d47010.L.jpg

"I'll lube my own damn crankshaft from now on!"

[Tsunulia]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"You idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!:up :

Ya gotta luv the Dark Helmet references XD

[Jack Bauer]

You knew this was coming. Either from Zev or someone else


http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg


"There was a firefight!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
GINNY: "Oh I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part."

[Tsunulia]

2881
V: Some people perceive you as somewhat......
Evey: Tempestuous?
V: Heinous b**** is the term used most often. You may want to work on that.

[Tsunulia]

WAAAAAAA!!!!!! What the?! Why did it come out tiny?

[Fledermaus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman:You know how I know that you're gay?
Robin: How?
Batman: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Robin: You know how I know *you're* gay?
Batman: How?
Robin: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
Batman: You know how I know that you're gay?
Robin: How?
Batman: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg
Batman: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
Robin: "Why? What's wrong?"
Batman: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[Morgoth]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/a1bac4f3.jpg
King Kong:"She broke her wiener?"

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman:"I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."

Robin:"What are you?!"

Batman:"I'm Batman."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "You will lie down before me, Jor-El! Both you and them one day Jor-El! JOR-ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

Sorry, but the angry yelling Al Pacino really suits the line.

[C.F. Kane]

Guys, we are repeating each other a lot. Make sure your combo hasn't already been done before you post it.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

Data: Why are you so cynical?

Picard: Because someone killed Bambi's mother.

[The Hero]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_texas_chainsaw_massacre/andrew_bryniarski/texas2.jpg

"Why do you wear that stupid man-suit?"

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_texas_chainsaw_massacre/andrew_bryniarski/texas2.jpg

"It's lonely being a cannibal. Tough making friends."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m4/chinese-ghost-story-a.jpg
"Peter Pan flew with children, Lois. In a fairy tale."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

PICARD: Dude, did you see that guy's balls?

DATA: Yeah, they were...wierd looking...

[Zev]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

PICARD: Don't cross the streams!

[Zev]

http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/movie/koopa.jpg

"I've been ionized, but I'm okay now."

[Zev]

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg

"The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules. All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic."

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named John?"

[Tsunulia]

Sorry :D But this is my revamp of my failed picture from the last page hehehehe I know how to do it right now!

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg

V: Some people perceive you as somewhat......

Evey: Tempestuous?

V: Heinous b**** is the term used most often. You may want to work on that.

[Tsunulia]

NEW ONE FOR ME :D

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg

V: From now on, I want you all to call me... 'Loretta'

[wiegeabo]

NEW ONE FOR ME :D

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg

V: From now on, I want you all to call me... 'Loretta'


Hahahah! :up:

[Tsunulia]

Hahahah! :up:

hehehee :D Not too bad for first timin it huh :D

[wiegeabo]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg
"I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!"

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"Only the true Messiah denies His divinity."

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"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!"

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"He is! He is the Messiah!"

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"Now, **** off!"

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"..."
"..."
"How shall we **** off, O Lord?"

[Tsunulia]

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"..."
"..."
"How shall we **** off, O Lord?"


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! !!!!!!!!:D:D:D:up: :up: :up:

[Tsunulia]

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V: I am your king!

Evey: Well I didn't vote for you!

[The Chairman]

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"Ah, just the p*ssy I've been lookin' for."

[Tsunulia]

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V: Get busy living, or get busy dying.

[Dr. Fate]

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V: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
THUG: "What are you?!"
V: "I'm Batman." [tosses thug away]

[Dr. Fate]

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"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

[Dr. Fate]

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V: "Excuse me - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

[Dr. Fate]

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AL PACINO: "Come to *me*, son of Jor-El! KNEEL before Zod!!!"

[Tsunulia]

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"You broke the ship, you broke the bloody ship!"

[Dr. Fate]

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V: "You idiot! You made me, remember?! You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!"
THUG: "I know you did."

[Tsunulia]

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V: You're a--you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

[Zev]

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V: Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

[wiegeabo]

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"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention."

[Jack Bauer]

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Ash: I got my period.

[Dr. Fate]

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V: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Dr. Fate]

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EVEY: "What do you want?"
V: "My face on the one dollar bill."
EVEY: "You must be joking."
V: "Do I look like I'm joking?"
EVEY: "Well..."

[Dr. Fate]

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V: "It's not the years, it's the mileage..."

[Zev]

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Evey: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.

V: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to **** your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.

[Dr. Fate]

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DR. HOLLY GOODHEAD: "Mmm... I haven't been f:)cked like that since grade school..."

[Zev]

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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that ****ty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.

[Dr. Fate]

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BEN AFFLECK: "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a little while."

[C.F. Kane]

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You've got red on you

[Tsunulia]

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Evey: "Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?"

[The Hero]

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"Disco is NOT dead!Disco is LIFE!"

[The Hero]

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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that ****ty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.
Team America?Damn,I need to see that...

[Tsunulia]

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V: "It's just like Hamlet said, 'To thine own self be true.'"

Evey: "Hamlet didn't say that."

V: "I think I remember Hamlet accurately."

Evey: "Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that.
That Polonius guy did."

[Zev]

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"Gimme some sugar, baby."

[Zev]

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"Gimme some sugar, baby."

[The Chairman]

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V: Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

[The Chairman]

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"Soylent Green is people!"

[The Chairman]

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[The Chairman]

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V: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

[The Chairman]

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"Here's looking at you kid."

[Tsunulia]

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V: "I can't put my arms down! waaaaaaa!"

[The Chairman]

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TWINS: None shall pass.

[Tsunulia]

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Cop: "Let me say it one more time: I have a gun, it's loaded, shut up, okay?"

[Zev]

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V: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Cop: Bloody peasant!

V: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that?

[Tsunulia]

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V: "I'm John."

Evey: "Ohhhh, John. John who?"

V: "John Cock...tos...ton."

Evey: "Thats a beautiful name."

V: "It's Scotch-Romanian."

Evey: "That's an odd combination."

V: "So were my parents."

[Zev]

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V: "Stepps" ain't no square dance.

Evey: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you.

[Tsunulia]

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V: "Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

[Zev]

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Sutler: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.

V: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

[Tsunulia]

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Cop: "You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

[The Chairman]

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Cop: "You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Friggin' brilliant!

[Tsunulia]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Friggin' brilliant!

:D THANKIES :D

[Zev]

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Bunny: Theodore! You made your little brother cry.

[Tsunulia]

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Evey: "What are you?"

V: "I'm a Mawg - half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend."

[Zev]

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V: Any last words before I throw you off?

Sutler: Yes. Don't do it.

[The Chairman]

:D THANKIES :D

You're welcome.

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EVEY: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.

V: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

[Zev]

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V: We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

[The Chairman]

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"I'll be right here, Elliot."

[Tsunulia]

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V: "Barf...Barf...Barf..."

[The Chairman]

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Sutler: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

V: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

[Zev]

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V: Dude, I can't believe Missy divorced your Dad, and married mine.

Evey: Shut up, Ted.

[The Chairman]

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EVEY: I wasn't supposed to be here today.

[Tsunulia]

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Roger: "Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's a virtual planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!"

[The Hero]

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V: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Cop: Bloody peasant!

V: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that?
:up:

[Zev]

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V: Just because I like ballet doesn't mean I'm a poof, you know.

[Tsunulia]

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Roger: "I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

[Zev]

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"I have to admit that without the clones, it would have not been a victory."

[Zev]

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Cop: Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.

[Tsunulia]

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Evey [off side]: "Do you actually like haggis?"

V: "No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

[Elijya]

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"Disco is NOT dead!Disco is LIFE!"
I'm only angry cause I didn't think of that one myself :mad: ;)