Mix up movie captions

[C.F. Kane]

I stumbled across this thing on somethingawful.com:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1951

And I just thought I'd shamelessly rip it off into a "caption this" thread.

Take any screenshot of a movie and caption it with a line from a different movie.

I'll start.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=)

"You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead."

[Carmine Falcone]

haha! Nice one. :D

[Neto Magnus]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
Magneto: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a ****** out, and givin' a ****** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
Xavier: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Magneto: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither.

[The Question]

http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/casablanca-195.jpg

"If you die first, I am definately going to eat you.?"

[UltimateBatman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg

"What?"

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg

"English, motherf***er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

[patrickbateman]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/124884_4.jpg

"i want you to hit me as hard as you can"

[C.F. Kane]

http://quinnell.us/entertainment/movies/kevinsmith/dogma/images/buddychrist.jpg
"The power of Christ compells you!"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg

"How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!"

http://www.somethinglike.net/images/Strangelove.jpg

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er!"


http://www.hachimaki.info/blog/archives/dod01.jpg

"Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead. "

http://www.jasminewatson.com/lotr/ROTK/IMAGES/AragonCrown.jpg

"Hail to the King, Baby!"

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=31#)

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Hear me and understand this - I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****! Then I rub my nose with it!"

[Spidey-Bat]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Vader: I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg
INDY: "Oh, I was wondering what happened to my oversized ball of doom!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg
INDY: "Oh, I was wondering what happened to my oversized ball of doom!"

What movie is the quote from?

[Immortalfire]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg
MJ: I'll never let go Jack..
Spider-Man: Jack? Who's Jack?!
MJ: No, not Jack, I meant *dropped* Spideeyyyyy...

[C.F. Kane]

Note to posters: Just use existing, unaltered movie quotes. Don't add on your own dialogue.

[Elijya]

Edit:Hey I had an idea, and I don't know if it's a stupid one or not, but I did it anyway.

since we so frequently re-use pictures from this thread, or are often looking for ones, I've created a list, divided by category and what movie, of most of the pictures we've used in this thread for easy reference so you don't have to search through 50 pages looking for one you know was posted somewhere. It's not 100% everything, but I'll add to it as the thread goes on. Hope this helps



Comicbook movies
Batman - Ra's Al Ghul
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg
Batman - Bale as Bruce Wayne
http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
Batman - Arnold as Mr. Freeze
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image13002.jpg
Batman - Nicholson Joker
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
Batman- Bale and Neeson
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/liam_neeson20.jpg

Spider-Man - swinging w/ MJ
http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

Superman - w/Lois flying
http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

Sin City - That Yellow Bastard bleeding
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg

X-Men - Xavier/Magneto chess
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

TMNT
http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg



Horror
Freddy vs Jason
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg

Chucky and Bride
http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/soc4.jpg

Wolfman
http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg

The Birds
http://www.meredy.com/vinbw/birds.jpg

Se7en
http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/sieben/gallery1/sieben_004.jpg

Silence of the Lambs - Lector
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg

Dawn of the Dead - Zombies
http://www.hachimaki.info/blog/archives/dod01.jpg

The Shining - Nicholson
http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg



Sci-Fi
Robocop gun extended
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

Star Trek - Picard
http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif
Star Trek - Picard and Data armed
http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

Star Wars - Vader w/ Stormtrooper
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Star Wars - Han and Chewie in bar
http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg
Star Wars - Yoda and Mace
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/YodaMace.jpg
Star Wars - Han frozen in carbonite
http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/han_solo/carbonite/carb.jpg
Star Wars - Luke and Ben
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
Star Wars - Padme and Jar Jar
http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Episode_1/Characters/Jar-Jar_Binks/starwars19.jpg

Matrix - Neo in rain
http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/neo.jpg

Back to the Future - Doc in car
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038584.jpg



Fantasy
LOTR - Aragorn with crown
http://www.jasminewatson.com/lotr/ROTK/IMAGES/AragonCrown.jpg

Legend - Lord of Darkness
http://www.legend-movie.info/characters/darkness/dark_l.jpg

Jason and the Argonauts - Vs. Skeletons
http://www.cinefex.com/weeklyupdate/artwork/images/week_13/image_09.jpg

Masters of the Universe - Skeletor pointing
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

Harry Potter - Ginny Weasley
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
Harry Potter - Snape
http://flakmag.com/film/images/snape.jpg
Harry Potter - Dumbledore
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg



Drama
Master and Commander- yell on deck
http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7411_002_thumb.jpg
Master and Commander - Crowe and boy
http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/518/Master-&-commander.jpg

Mystic River - Penn/Cops
http://www.laprise.org/IMG/jpg/jimmy.jpg

Forrest Gump - Lt. Dan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/ltdan4.jpg

American History X - arms raised
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

Autofocus - Dafoe gun fingers
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

Life Aquatic - Dafoe and Wilson
http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/features/041129oucosl_walk07.jpg

Dangerous Liassons - Close and Malchovich
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/dangerous_liaisons/_group_photos/glenn_close1.jpg

Matchpoint - Scarlet Johansson in bed with Johnathan Rhys-Myers
http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg

Phantom of the Opera
http://www.kensforce.com/sitebuilder/images/04phantom7-250x277.jpg

Friday - Cary Grant on phone
http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Finding Forrester
http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_384700.jpg

The Sixth Sense
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

The Crucible
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

Passion of the Christ - getting whipped
http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg
PotC - carrying cross
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg
PotC - Last Supper
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Wallstreet - Douglas and Sheen
http://www.cinekolossal.com/star/d_e_f/douglasm/douglas2.jpg



Classic Film
It's a Wonderful Life
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/79062.jpg

The Ten Commandments - Moses and Pharoah
http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg

Casablanca
http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/casablanca-195.jpg



Action
Indiana Jones - Giant Ball
http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg
Indiana Jones - tied up in chair
http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg

Zorro - Bandaras and Zeta-Jones
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Zorro - Topless Zeta-Jones
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg

Fast and the Furious
http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

Streetfighter - Sagat and Bison
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Dark Cloud Lo
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/crouching_tiger/06.jpg

The Rundown - Rock and Walken
http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

Rambo
http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/9/1/0/1958157098_1999998640_Rambo_337.jpg

Air Force One - Ford and Oldman
http://weeklywire.com/ww/07-28-97/austin_screens_film-2.gif



Comedy
Office Space - Milton
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton1.jpg

Anchorman - Farrel, Applegate behind desk
http://cyhigh.jacksonsun.com/reviews/images/anchorman.jpg

Dogma - Buddy Christ
http://quinnell.us/entertainment/movies/kevinsmith/dogma/images/buddychrist.jpg

Mrs. Doubtfire
http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/124884_4.jpg

Shaolin Soccer - Goalie points
http://www.fantastikasia.net/IMG/jpg/Shaolin-soccer-but.jpg
Kung Fu Hustle - Frog
http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/2004-12-25/1103912738_LmaO3Z.jpg

Starsky and Hutch
http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

Nutty Professor - the Klumps
http://www.janeek.com/images/Chameleon/em_nuttyprof480.jpg



Family
Beauty and the Beast - Dancing
http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg

Pinochio - w/Cricket
http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG

Wizard of Oz - munchkinville
http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg

Toy Story - Buzz rubbing chin
http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg



Misc.
You've Got Mail
http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

Rocky Horror Picture Show
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

League of their Own - Madonna and Rosie
http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg

[Elijya]

http://www.toonz.com/gallery/gallery/princess_mononoke.jpg
It's a queen. She'll breed. You'll die.

[Elijya]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg
Vin: Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded.
Paul: Deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back.
Vin: I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg
Sagat: I want that.
Bison: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
Sagat: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
Bison: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sagat: We gotta go to White Castle.
Bison: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!

[Elijya]

http://www.cinemarts.com/itemimages/item_1924_1.jpg
You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't ya, Beni?

[Elijya]

http://members.aol.com/yourjosher/memento.gif
You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

[Elijya]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/crouching_tiger/06.jpg
You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho *****.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that... Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain. We are going to the choreographer's ball tonight and there's a prize for the best costume.
Riff Raff: And we always win!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I don't know about tonight. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie. What do you think, Mr. Bloom?

[Elijya]

http://www.fantastikasia.net/IMG/jpg/Shaolin-soccer-but.jpg
Come get some.

[Elijya]

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/2004-12-25/1103912738_LmaO3Z.jpg
Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.

[Elijya]

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

[Maxwinner]

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6497/gbu1280e4yk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Well you stupid ****, look at you now!"
Scarface

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/ltdan4.jpg
Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!

[Elijya]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg
My wife deserves vengance. Doesn't make a difference whether I know about it. Just becuase there are things I don't remember doesn't make my actions meaningless. The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it? Anyway, maybe I'll take a photograph to remind myself, get another freaky tattoo.

[Roughneck]

From Thelma and Louise
http://www.jabootu.com/images/wotfall.jpg


hey, Where's your car dude?

[Elijya]

http://www.kinolounge.de/pn/images/reviews/American.History.X/am.hist.x-4.jpg
Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.

[Elijya]

http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg
Madonna: You know, I didn't just heed what I was taught, men and women should be together, it's the natural way, that kind of thing. I'm not with you because of what family, society, life tried to instill in me from day one. The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who just *gets* you - it's so rare. My parents didn't really have it. There were no examples set for me in the world of male-female relationships. And to cut oneself off from finding that person, to immediately halve your options by eliminating the possibility of finding that one person within your own gender, that just seemed stupid to me. So I didn't. But then you came along. You, the one least likely. I mean, you were a guy.
Rosie: Still am.
Madonna: And while I was falling for you I put a ceiling on that, because you *were* a guy. Until I remembered why I opened the door to women in the first place: to not limit the likelihood of finding that one person who'd complement me so completely. So here we are. I was thorough when I looked for you. And I feel justified lying in your arms, 'cause I got here on my own terms, and I have no question there was some place I didn't look. And for me that makes all the difference.

[Elijya]

http://cyhigh.jacksonsun.com/reviews/images/anchorman.jpg
Ron: I heard you were driving a truck.
Veronica: My Pussy Wagon died on me.

[Elijya]

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038584.jpg
ass to ass

[Elijya]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/104/2808/640/Fat_Bastard.jpg
I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY! Now for the last time, Mom, give me back my ****ing drumsticks... please.


edit: this picture goes much better here

[Elijya]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_384700.jpg
Connery: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No-one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate...

[UltimateBatman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/liam_neeson20.jpg

Ra's: I'll be back.

[C.F. Kane]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that... Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain. We are going to the choreographer's ball tonight and there's a prize for the best costume.
Riff Raff: And we always win!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I don't know about tonight. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie. What do you think, Mr. Bloom?


http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

:up:

[The Question]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

"It's lonely being a cannibal. Tough making friends."

[The Question]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

"I found your Private Rich out there. You didn't finish him. Ah, I can't blame you. He was tough. But then, a good soldier ought to be."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg
You're the man now, dog!

[C.F. Kane]

http://yahoocelebs.tripod.com/gellar-blair-kiss_5.jpg
Cecile: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?
Kathryn: No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.madonna.cz/evita/argentina_03.jpg
O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular **** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****. Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****er and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious **** action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her ***** should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat ****s her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a **** machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.dfi.dk/dfi/undervisning/americanbeauty/grafik/illotte.jpg
Zuzu's petals!

[C.F. Kane]

http://lotr-conspiracy.tripod.com/pictures/galadriel_pouring_ew.jpg

I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.meredy.com/vinbw/birds.jpg
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag. Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.

[C.F. Kane]

http://home10.inet.tele.dk/terra/pic/2001.jpg

Why does it say "paper jam" when there is no paper jam?

[Elijya]

http://www.laprise.org/IMG/jpg/jimmy.jpg
Sean Penn: And I'm gonna stab you.
Police Officer: With what?
Sean Penn: WITH MY DICK, AND BLOOD'S GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR HEAD! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, CAUSE I'M A MADMAN!!!!!

[Elijya]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg
Rock: Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?
Walken:...God
Rock: Trick question *******, Lemmy IS God!

[Elijya]

http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg
Indy: I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
Henry: OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/File_PassionMovie_Whipped2.jpg
At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN.

[Elijya]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg
Jesus: I have a mortal wound.
Roman Guard: Where? Where does it hurt?
Jesus: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "I gotcha Divine Judgement right here, pal!"

[Elijya]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg
I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH.

[Elijya]

http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/9/1/0/1958157098_1999998640_Rambo_337.jpg
Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.


(side note: Kung Pow: Enter the fist is an awesome source for quotes :up:)

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.rocky-horror-deutschland.de/RHPSbilder/SCIFI.jpg
You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and... blow.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpgMoses supposed his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Cause Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG

A man walks into a talent agents office and says that he has an act . . .

[C.F. Kane]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/505/1242/1600/Human%20Torch.jpg

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.cinekolossal.com/star/d_e_f/douglasm/douglas2.jpg

Gekko: It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
Fox: Ha ha ha! Don't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038584.jpg


Now, this car could be system-matic, ultra-matic, hyyyyyyydro-matic. Why, it's greased lightning!

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"How much is that doggie in the window?"

[JackBauer]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg

Han: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f***ed-up bar.

[Elijya]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg

Han: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f***ed-up bar.
HAHAHA :D :up:

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg

Han: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f***ed-up bar.

LOL

[UltimateBatman]

That's funny but what movie is that from?

[The Amazing Lee]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/104/2808/640/Fat_Bastard.jpg
I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY! Now for the last time, Mom, give me back my ****ing drumsticks... please.


edit: this picture goes much better here

Detroit rock city :up:

[The Question]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg

"One time, I farted on the set of blue lagoon."

[JackBauer]

That's funny but what movie is that from?

Star Wars... :D

no, that line's from Dogma, from Kevin Smith

[The Question]

http://www.hachimaki.info/blog/archives/dod01.jpg

"Luminous beings we are. Not this crude matter."

[Jack Rabbit]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
Magneto: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a ****** out, and givin' a ****** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
Xavier: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Magneto: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg
Sagat: I want that.
Bison: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
Sagat: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
Bison: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sagat: We gotta go to White Castle.
Bison: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!


Excellent.;up:

[WeaponZ2]

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Aliens/v=2/SID=e/TID=I055_76/l=IVS/SIG=12ktsqj7v/EXP=1131503306/*-http%3A//www.feoamante.com/Movies/Alien/images/Aliens/aliens02.jpg

She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree. I let her hear my footsteps. She only goes stiff for a moment.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9707/02/batman.robin/link.thurman.jpg

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.videovista.net/reviews/june03/invasion2.jpg
"You stay away from us you! You... you liberals, you!"

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/herc-moonmen2.jpg "Darth, I am your father..."

http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/hercules/alansteel/alansteel27.jpg
"Let's do the mash!"
"What mash?"
"The monster mash!"

http://www.physics.hku.hk/~tboyce/sf/films/21.jpg
HARRISON FORD: "It's never as much fun as it looks in the brochure!"

http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/agamem.jpg "Batter up, ugly!"

http://www.clubs.nl/ClubsData/63517/incoming/madmartigan.JPG
MADMARTIGAN: "You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts!"

http://www.4ourdegrees.net/1933%20King%20Kong%20(foto)%2002_1024.jpg
KING KONG: "Leggo my Eggo!"

[Dr Doom]

http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg
At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN.
THAT'S JUST WRONG.

FUNNY AS ****.

BUT WRONG :(

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg

"I'm singing in the rain / Yes, singing in the rain / What a glorious feeling / I'm happy again..."




I'm going to Hell for that one. :(

[C.F. Kane]

I'm going to Hell for that one. :(

No, I'm going to hell for this one:


http://www.filmfocus.co.uk/images/specialevents/passion/jesus.jpg
Let Jesus **** you, let Jesus **** you. Let him **** you.

:o





now excuse me, I have to go say 800 Hail Marys while lashing myself

[Elijya]

what's that quote from? :confused:

[C.F. Kane]

what's that quote from? :confused:

The Exorcist, from the bit where the girl masturbates with a crucifix :o

[Elijya]

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton1.jpg
I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that.

[Elijya]

http://lsc.mit.edu/schedule/archives/design1996/old_terms/Sp96/Graphics/Braveheart.3.gif
Wallace: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway.

[Elijya]

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/YodaMace.jpg
Mace: He must have thought it is white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
Yoda: No man, It ain't white boy day.

[Elijya]

http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg
Mr. Potato-Head: It's the nukes. I know you, you love
having the power of God at your fingertips, you get off on it.

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/YodaMace.jpg
Mace: He must have thought it is white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
Yoda: No man, It ain't white boy day.

:D:D True Romance rocks.

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/the_human_stain/anthony_hopkins/stain.jpg
If I had to **** any man, I mean if my life depended on it, then it'd be Elvis.

[Elijya]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg
Starsky.: First, we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Hutch: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Starsky: Then, we utterly destroy them.
Hutch: Then, at the Battle of the Bands, we give the speech they we gonna give, except totally different.

[Elijya]

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/79062.jpg
George Bailey: I've had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me.

[Elijya]

http://www.popcultmag.com/criticalmass/movies/1999/bowfinger.jpg
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

[Elijya]

http://www.janeek.com/images/Chameleon/em_nuttyprof480.jpg
from offscreen: THAT'S A HUGE *****!

[Elijya]

http://www.spidermedia.ru/comics2movie/s/spiderman/pics/2002/spiderman_g02/sm_mj.jpeg
Mary Jane: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Spider-Man: Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

[C.F. Kane]

Man, Elijya's on a roll...

Must...surpass...him...

http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/han_solo/carbonite/carb.jpg

Han: [muffled] Oil Can

[Elijya]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
John: We're in a terrible rush.
Jesus: Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

[The Question]

http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/han_solo/carbonite/carb.jpg

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today."

[Elijya]

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1130/photo/rocky_mickey_i.jpg
Mickey: You can overcome any adversary no matter how bizarre their powers may seem. There is always a way. Only one thing can defeat you . . . your own fear.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.moviehabit.com/photos/bourne_identity_150.jpg

Jason Bourne: Maat Day-mon!

[Elijya]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
We're on a mission from God.

[C.F. Kane]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/babe__pig_in_the_city/babe/babeduck.jpg
Ferdinand: You're such a pig-****er
Babe: Why would you call me a pig-****er?
Ferdinand: Well, let's see. First of all, you **** pigs.
Babe: Oh yeah!

[Elijya]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/dd7.jpg
Kevin Lowmax: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
John Milton/Satan: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Christabella: Total protonic reversal!
Kevin Lowmax: Right, that's bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks.

[C.F. Kane]

http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/filmnotes/images/triumph5.jpg

I hate Illinois Nazis.

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg

Luke: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

[JackBauer]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Episode_1/Characters/Jar-Jar_Binks/starwars19.jpg

Jar Jar: I work in the City in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriends since... puberty and, well, the long and short of it is, nobody fancies me, and if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
Padmé: Nonsense. I fancy you. Or at least I did before you got so fat.

[Elijya]

where do the last two quotes come from?

[JackBauer]

where do the last two quotes come from?

mine's from Notting Hill (don't hold it against me though) and Kane's I'm pretty sure is from BTTF

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.sorgonet.com/tordera/computer/hal9000/hal.jpg

Aw, great! If anyone attacks us, we can blink them to death.

[Elijya]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs,
and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals.
What I do want is for you to stand there in that ******y white
uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some ****ing
courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

[Elijya]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png
Malcom: You ****in' people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.
Cole: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a *****.

[Elijya]

http://flakmag.com/film/images/snape.jpg
By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Morvan, you shall be avenged

[Elijya]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg
Guy behind Data: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman
Number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove
how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!

[Elijya]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7411_002_thumb.jpg
Captain Jack Aubrey: Look, I have ONE job on this
lousy ship. It's STUPID, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?

[Elijya]

http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/518/Master-&-commander.jpg
Captain Jack Aubrey: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

(that works on so many levels....)

[Elijya]

http://www.deutsches-filminstitut.de/caligari/dp2fc4780.jpg
Dennis Hopper: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Soldier: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey, everything's comin' up roses...
Martin Sheen: War is hell.

[Elijya]

http://weeklywire.com/ww/07-28-97/austin_screens_film-2.gif
President Marshall: The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki...you're fired.

[Elijya]

http://weeklywire.com/ww/10-13-97/slc_cinema-1.jpg
Hopkins: I saw its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet...their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on...and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.

[Dr Doom]

http://members.tripod.com/msherman3/images/promise_cropped.jpg

I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK

[Elijya]

THOSE WITH BROKEN LINKS: FIX EM!!!!! or stop stealing from sites that won't let you remote link, and find one that will! otherwise, take the pictures and host em on image shack or photobucket yourself

[Elijya]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg
Starsky: We both know why I was transferred. Everyone thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm ****ed and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm ****ed and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm ****ed.

[Dr Doom]

YES SIR!!! :rolleyes:

[Elijya]

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
Connery: I'm too old for this ****!

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg

Do I look like I'm joking?

[Dr Doom]

THAT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS

[wiegeabo]

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg

"I'm Batman!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png


Malcom: Repeat after me: I...
Cole: I...
Malcom: ...your name...
Cole: ...your name...
Malcom: [to himself] Shmuck.
[aloud]
Malcom: ... do pledge allegiance...
Cole: ...do pledge allegiance...
Malcom: ...to Hedley Lamarr...
Cole: ...to Hedy Lamarr...
Malcom: That's *Hedley*.
Cole: That's Hedley.

[wiegeabo]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg

Han: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Chewie: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

Walken: I got it. I got it.
Rock: You do?
Walken: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Rock: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Walken: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Rock: You spare the women?
Walken: NAW. We rape the **** out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Rock: Marvelous.

[JackBauer]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Episode_2/Characters/Padawans/aotc-padawans-yoda03.jpg

Yoda: From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?
Younglings: Sir, yes sir!
Yoda: Bulls#!t, I can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair!
Younglings: SIR, YES SIR!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.rovang.org/wg/pics/pinkranger-movie.jpg

Why am I Mr. Pink?

[WeaponZ2]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

"I don't like black people? I am Mister black people."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
We're on a mission from God.

Damn, you beat me to it!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.aloneinthedarkthemovie.com/downloads/800x600_1.jpg

The horror... the horror...

[C.F. Kane]

http://edge.saint-anger.net/mit/mit.jpg
Dodge this.

[Dr Doom]

http://www.reeldeals.com/pictures/glitter.jpg
OH THE HUMANITY!!!

[WeaponZ2]

http://qwipster.net/arewethere.jpg
"Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.transfan-asylum.org/screencap/caps/starscream.jpg

When you're a jet/ You're a jet all the way

EDIT: dear God I hope this pic works

[Elijya]

CF, some of these would be funnier if you fixed the links....

[Dr Doom]

EDIT

[Elijya]

edit -- Fox accidentally signed in as Eli

[Spidey-Bat]

Someone's gonna be banned

[4StringFox]

HAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA :up::D:up:

West Side Story, folks.

If I can find the pictures, I'm gonna post two that are gonna send me straight to hell.

[4StringFox]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/passion022604.jpg

"Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew."
"Yes I am, Cartman! I am a Jew!"
"No, no, man, don't be so hard on yourself."

[also works with:]
"Let me have some candy, Cartman."
"Let's see, hmm, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy."
"Fine! Like you really need all that chocolate, fat boy!"

[4StringFox]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/thepassionofchrist0.jpg

Roman soldier: "Eight year olds, dude."



::awaits lightning bolt::

[Dr Doom]

WTF IS UP WITH C. F. CANE?

[Elijya]

Someone's gonna be banned
no, CF posted a link that was supposed to be of starscream, but he took it from a site taht doesn't like people stealing bandwidth, and the picture is alternating, sometimes to porn. Reload the page and you'll see

CF: I suggest you take my advice about fixing pics before a mod sees a porn pic

[Dr Doom]

OMG!!!! I JUST SAW TUBGIRL!!! :eek:

[The Question]

no, CF posted a link that was supposed to be of starscream, but he took it from a site taht doesn't like people stealing bandwidth, and the picture is alternating, sometimes to porn. Reload the page and you'll see

CF: I suggest you take my advice about fixing pics before a mod sees a porn pic


Yeah. Same thing happened to me with pictures of Chuck Norris and Goatse.

[4StringFox]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/dawn_pic1.jpg

"What the hell do you know..."
"I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people."

[C.F. Kane]

Sorry about the pictures...


Was it just the starscream one or were other links doing that as well?

[Dr Doom]

I EDITED MY POST WITH THE QOUTE, NOW 4STRINGFOX NEEDS TO

[Spidey-Bat]

no, CF posted a link that was supposed to be of starscream, but he took it from a site taht doesn't like people stealing bandwidth, and the picture is alternating, sometimes to porn. Reload the page and you'll see


I don't want to see :o

[4StringFox]

Fixed.

[C.F. Kane]

Okay, am I clear? Any pics that are still on the fritz?

[Zev]

http://www.mds-nh.org/mds/graphics/shrek_donkey_village.jpg

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

[Zev]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

"What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?"

"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some ***** talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a ***** in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

[Zev]

http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/rambo3.jpg

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bull**** you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get. You ever listen to K-Billy's 'Super Sounds of the Seventies' weekend? It's my personal favorite."

[Zev]

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/empire5.jpg

"Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. ****."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.uglcomunicazioniroma.it/ugl2/album/shrek/film/In_Aw.jpg

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

:D :up:

[Zev]

http://www.mouseinfo.com/movies/lizzie/lizzy1.jpg

"O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular **** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

"How many ***** is that?"

"A lot."

"Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****er and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat ****s her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a **** machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a virgin.'"

[Zev]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Covers/lizzie5.jpg

"You kill anybody?"

"A few cops."

"No real people?"

"Just cops."

[Zev]

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/maximumoverdive.JPG

"You've spun your last web, Spider-Man. Had you not been so selfish your little girlfriend's death would've been quick and painless but now that you've really PISSED ME OFF I'm gonna finish her nice and slow. MJ and I? We're gonna have a hell of a time!"

[Zev]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304711913.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

"What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?"

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

[Elijya]

http://www.projections-movies.com/images/notebook.jpg
-How are the children?
-We didn't have any children.
-Yes, of course.
-How was your prostate operation?
-Oh, good. Fine. Never been better.

[Elijya]

http://lavender.fortunecity.com/westside/797/mav3.gif
I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.

[Zev]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/23/shawshank_wideweb__430x277.jpg

"Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks in the prison a white man, walks out talkin' like a ****in' ******. You know what, I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far, now it's backed into your ****in brain, and it's coming out your mouth!"

[Elijya]

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GladiatorBigPic.jpg
Commodus: Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox_searchlight/quills/geoffrey_rush/quills.jpg
de Sade: I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

[Zev]

http://priyadi.net/wp-content/batman.jpg

"I'm bored with sitting around. I'm a dramatic character. I need forward motion."

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/2005_sin_city_002.jpg
Marv VO: I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.

[Zev]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_cast_273x400.jpg

"How do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?"

[Zev]

http://www.magnetictimes.com/images/uploads/Harry-Potter-movie.jpg

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No, have you?"

[Elijya]

http://www.popcultmag.com/criticalmass/movies/1999/bowfinger.jpg
Jiff: Nice beaver!
Daisy: Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

[Zev]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2004/3/6/0002AA0A-2183-10B6-875F80C328EC0000.jpg

"Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! Let's go, yeah, come on! Come on! Come and get it you bastards! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? **** you!"

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Terminatrix.jpg

"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

[Elijya]

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/1999/03/31/matrix-movie.jpg
Agent Smith: Take this you son of a *****!
Neo: I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Sin_City/sincity8.jpg

"But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?"

"Was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts."

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?"

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er."

[Elijya]

http://www.moviebazaar.de/filmshaw.jpg
Red: You just watch your step, McGurke. This place here changes a man.
Andy: Yeah, in what way?
Red: I used to be white. I was the drummer for the Osmonds.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Sin_City/sincity25.jpg

"You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man."

[Zev]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg

"'When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.' The benefits of a classical education."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/empire5.jpg

"Tell me...is it safe?"

[Zev]

http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/alien%203.jpg

"You an American?"

"Only if New Jersey counts."

[Zev]

http://yahoocelebs.tripod.com/gellar-blair-kiss_5.jpg

"Go ahead... make my day."

[Zev]

http://www.sewinggoddess.com/sgcommissions/Shrek-GBM/Shrek09big.jpg

"You'll just have to kill me."

"Okay."

[Elijya]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg
Judge: What makes you think she's a witch?
Abigail: Well, she turned me into a newt.
Judge: A newt?
Abigail: ...I got better.
Girls: Burn her anyway!

The Crucible/The Holy Grail

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

Abigail: "I'm Spartacus!"

"No, I'm Spartacus!"
"I'm Spartacus!"
"No, I am!"
"I'm Spartacus!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/empire5.jpg

"I will kill you till you die from it!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg
After becoming a born again Christian, Jason Voorhees found that his life lacked purpose.

[The Question]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2004/3/6/0002AA0A-2183-10B6-875F80C328EC0000.jpg

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg
After becoming a born again Christian, Jason Voorhees found that his life lacked purpose.

Fate, you have to caption the pictures with quotes from other movies

[C.F. Kane]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Sin_City/sincity25.jpg

"You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man."

Bwahahahahaha! :up:

[C.F. Kane]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_cast_273x400.jpg

"I don't care 'bout any silk cravats/ kashmir coats/ satin spats..."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.aish.com/seminars/matrix/graphics/mirror1.gif
Like warm apple pie

[C.F. Kane]

Not an image from a movie, I know, but anyway:


http://www.kulturkueche.de/inhalt/filmtv/img/filmtv268.jpg
Germany was having trouble what a sad, sad story! Needed a new leader to restore its former glory! Where oh where was he? Where can that man be? We looked around, and then we found the man for you and me! AND NOW IT'S...

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.chud.com/newgraphics/liotta.jpg

I told you not to go there, I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Let's see how YOU like getting a nice swift metallic foot shoved up your ass!"

[Elijya]

what's that from?

google search reveals nothing. Again, Dr. Fate, the point is to take QUOTES FROM MOVIES, and attache them to pics from other movies, not make up your own quote. there's a seperate thread for that

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/big_daddy/_group_photos/adam_sandler2.jpg
Sandler: Son, I know we never talked about this. I always assumed you had sex with your bathers. I know I do.

[Dr. Fate]

what's that from?

google search reveals nothing. Again, Dr. Fate, the point is to take QUOTES FROM MOVIES, and attache them to pics from other movies, not make up your own quote. there's a seperate thread for that
It's from that 70s Show, it's the threat Kurtwood Smith is always making to his TV son Topher Grace and anyone else who offends him. Lighten up.

[Elijya]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CR3R.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Zordon VO: **** you, **** you, you're cool, **** you, **** you, and **** you. I'm out!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/conan_01.jpg
"I have the power!"

[The Question]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Thug: Do you always begin conversations this way?

[demento]

http://image.muzi.com/pfm_image/202004206050780.jpg

"Well, I suggest a vigorous chest massage, and if that doesn't work, uh, uh, uh, mouth-to-mouth."

- Titanic/Superman

[Zev]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

"Kiss my shiny metal ass!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CR3R.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Zordon VO: **** you, **** you, you're cool, **** you, **** you, and **** you. I'm out!

What's the quote from?

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.galenfrysinger.ws/movies/amadeus.jpg
Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

[C.F. Kane]

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/1940/DisneysPinocchio/movie/05.jpg (javascript:history.back();)

Blue Fairy: You're a very nosy fellow. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

[UltimateBatman]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_5.jpg
"Run Forest run!"

[Elijya]

What's the quote from?
Half baked

[Danger Mouse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/scream.jpg
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!

[Danger Mouse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/obiqui.jpg

Qui-Gon Jinn: You take the one on the left.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Which one's left?
[Qui-Gon wiggles his right hand]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh... which one are you taking?
Qui-Gon Jinn: What do you mean which one am I taking? If you're taking the one on the left, I'm taking the one on the right.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Which one's right?
Qui-Gon Jinn: The one that... [he pauses, confused] We'll just jump out together.

[4StringFox]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/scream.jpg
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!

geeheeheehee :)

[Danger Mouse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/time12.jpg

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I puked.
Yoda: Okay. Don't worry.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I vomited in my hair.
Yoda: All right.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Does my hair smell bad?
[Yoda smells his hair]
Yoda: No, it smells good, actually.

[4StringFox]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/star_wars_padme_anakin.jpg

Padme: "Have you ever... killed anyone!?"
Anakin: [Heavy Austrian accent] "Yes, but they were all bad!" [/accent]

[Danger Mouse]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f
Darth Vader: Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.

[4StringFox]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/110138b2.jpg

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine! Now let's see how well you... handle it!"

[Danger Mouse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/luke_vader.jpg
Darth Vader: Take a close look, coz I rule, baby.
Luke Skywalker: And who do you rule? The large-dark-nipple people?

[Zev]

http://www.bulletproofcomics.co.uk/INTERVIEWS/REVIEWIMAGES/dd11.jpg

"Don't mess with me man, I'm a LAWYER!"

[C.F. Kane]

^ lol

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~ngoc/sword.jpg

"A brave man once requested me/ to answer questions that are key/ is it to be or not to be/ and I replied 'oh why ask me?'/ Suicide is painless/ it brings on many changes/ and I can take or leave it if I please."

[Danger Mouse]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/daredevil/colin_farrell/daredevil2.jpg

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile!
(Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin')
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials!
(Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin')
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'..

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~ngoc/sword.jpg

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

[Zev]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/l/images/land-of-the-dead-8.jpg

"Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?"

"No. I didn't."

"You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"

"Why?"

"'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my ****ing business, that's why!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/luke_vader.jpg

Luke: Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
Darth: Well, let's do the next best thing.
Luke: What's that?
Darth: Let's kill people.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: "I'm as anatomically impaired as a ken doll!"

Boddicker: "..."

[Dr Doom]

MY NEW BACKGROUND

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Who does Number 2 work for?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.audioarsenal.com/wp-content/photos/robocop.jpg
LEWIS: "Murphy, the C.L.I.T is not real."
ROBOCOP: "No Lewis, the C.L.I.T is real. It's the female orgasm that's a myth."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.audioarsenal.com/wp-content/photos/robocop.jpg
ROBOCOP: "With God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_map.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Echo 3 to Echo 7, Han old buddy, do you read me?"

[Elijya]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://blogs.maracaibo.org.ve/stokmatik/uploads/consstart.jpg
I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.

(Constantine/Drop Dead Gorgeous)

[Elijya]

http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/images2/HaroldandKumar7.jpg
The motion picture you are about to witness may startle you. It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficently emphasize the frightful toll of the new drug menace which is destroying the youth of America in alarmingly increasing numbers. Marihuana

(Harold and Kumar/Reefer Madness)

[Elijya]

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/books/reviews/10/26/scary.books/movie.exorcist.jpg
Exorcist: I kick arse for the Lord!

(The Exorcist/Dead Alive)

[Elijya]

http://www.cosmopolis.ch/insider5.jpg
Lowell Bergman: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
Dr. Jeffrey Wigand: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.

(The Insider/Kingpin)

[Elijya]

http://movies.themoviebox.net/images/fog/main.jpg
Nick Castle: Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant ****-cloud coming.

The Fog/Kingpin

[logan_weapon_x]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/time12.jpg

"Don't just stare at it, EAT it!" - American Psycho

[Elijya]

http://edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg
VO: Hey hey, Miss Penthouse '98, close those legs, I could drive a boat show in there.

Basic Instinct/Drop dead Gorgeous

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/there_s_something_about_mary/_group_photos/ben_stiller8.jpg
Ted: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Pat: That's a special feeling.

There's something about Mary/Dumb and Dumber

[Elijya]

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/01/16/photos/wk-film-hours2.jpg
Meryl Streep: The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

(The Hours/There's Something About Mary)

[Elijya]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alm005/images/L_006.jpg
Lord of Darkness: Good Morning! and incase I don't see you,
good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

(Legend/The Truman Show)

[wiegeabo]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alm005/images/L_006.jpg


Lord Of Darkness: "I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty and gay!"




Legend/West Side Story

[wiegeabo]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2004/3/6/0002AA0A-2183-10B6-875F80C328EC0000.jpg

"This is my BOOM-stick!"




Harry Potter/Army of Darkness

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cosmopolis.ch/insider5.jpg
Lowell Bergman: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Dr. Jeffrey Wigand: I don't think I was.
Lowell Bergman: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Dr. Jeffrey Wigand: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lowell Bergman: No, it's too perilous.
Dr. Jeffrey Wigand: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lowell Bergman: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Dr. Jeffrey Wigand: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lowell Bergman: No. It's unhealthy.
Dr. Jeffrey Wigand: I bet you're gay.
Lowell Bergman: Am not.





The Insider/Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/citizen_kanePoster_sm.jpg

IT'S MY HEEEEEEEAAAAAADDD!!!

Citizen Kane/Being John Malkovich

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2004/3/6/0002AA0A-2183-10B6-875F80C328EC0000.jpg

"This is my BOOM-stick!"
Harry Potter/Army of Darkness
Hahahahaha. Ash Potter.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/time12.jpg
YODA: "Well don't just do something, sit there!"

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

Abigail: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Judge: Again.
Abigail: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Judge: Again.
Abigail: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, right?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: "Gimme some sugar, baby."


Robocop/Army of Darkness

[wiegeabo]

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/books/reviews/10/26/scary.books/movie.exorcist.jpg

Woman: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
Exorcist: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me."



(The Exorcist/Army of Darkness)

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/110138b2.jpg

"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid."

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/time12.jpg


"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket..."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/time12.jpg

"Don't just stare at it, EAT it!" - American Psycho

:D :D :D :D

[The Question]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/110138b2.jpg

"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid."


:up:

[Dr Doom]

http://robocoparchive.com/wide/emil3.jpg

CAN OF CORN! CAN OF CORN AND I'LL BE FINE, CAN OF CORN.

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg
JUDGE: "Do you know the Muffin Man?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/110138b2.jpg

Who wants a mustache ride?