360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[Master Chief]

Why is my hype so screwy all the time?:

http://tinypic.com/ipti8g

laul, happens to me occasionally too. I'm just like, "not cool", then I shoot something in a game.

[Doc Luis]

MC, how long has that been your custom title?

A year?

[Master Chief]

Yup, since round mid-summer '04. Minor variations and I did change it a few times, but for no longer than a few days.

[WhatsHisFace]

Hahaha, that reminds me of that time Soc posted a screencap and one of his windows was "XXX Chat", lolasaogglsofosldosdlsolodlfoslfroorlfosldodolomao alaoam!

[블라스]

2 things about King Kong...

1.- Best f***in' movie ever, I'm going to buy 37 DVD copies.

2.- It made me cry so much, it's not funny :down

[Red Ranger]

I disagree about 1, but I would say it's in my top 15.

I totally agree about 2 though, I think I counted 5 times.

[블라스]

Definitely top 15 for me, along with Casablanca, Usual Suspects, Batman Begins, The Thing, Drunken Master 2, Modern Times, 7 Chances, Indy Jones Trilogy, Private Ryan and some others.

Oh man, I have never cried that much with a movie, apart from Casablanca.

And the action sequences were just AMAZING. My mouth was wide open the whole time.

[InsaneMembrane]

Well I saw Indigo Prophecy for 18 bucks at walmart so I decided to pick it up. Now I'm kind of on a game overload and dont really want to play it.

[Twitch]

I might see Kong next week.

No School till Jan. 3 for me :up:

[ROFLcopter]

w00t me too....well, I only have 2 exams mon and tues.....and I get out by 11 :)

[Twitch]

The only reason I'm out this early is because were going to a brand new school. Brand new school with only two grades. Thank God I'm away from the annoying ****heads. I'm gonna sit in the new library there doing all my free time. The chairs are comfy. :up:

[The Last Meatbag]

Have any of you guys beaten The Matrix:Path of Neo?

[블라스]

I'm still in the sewers part of Matrix 1 :o

[Master Chief]

I have. Who0t! And I wrapped up that America's Army game for myself for Christmas. Might pick up Sniper Elite for the Xbox too, my dad bought it for the PS2 and it's rawkin'.

[블라스]

Oh snap! I still have to get Sniper Elite.

[Indiglo]

I saw my PStwo, Killzone, and SotC today on my moms bed, I also saw a new TV, omg I hope it's mine.

[블라스]

Killzone?
We could eventually play that online :up:

[Master Chief]

Oh snap! I still have to get Sniper Elite.

It makes me feel so badass. I ran out into the open of wrecked buildings in the first level, these guys came out of a blowed up wall and starting firing at me. I dropped straight to the ground and took 'em both out. Then there was a sniper who was taking shots at me, so I ran to where I shot the two gunners and went up to the second story and laid down prone again, found the sniper and waited 'til he ran for new cover and took him out. The bullet cam when you get a new record like longest shot or moving target and stuffs is awesome. Kickarse game. :up:

[블라스]

It makes me feel so badass. I ran out into the open of wrecked buildings in the first level, these guys came out of a blowed up wall and starting firing at me. I dropped straight to the ground and took 'em both out. Then there was a sniper who was taking shots at me, so I ran to where I shot the two gunners and went up to the second story and laid down prone again, found the sniper and waited 'til he ran for new cover and took him out. The bullet cam when you get a new record like longest shot or moving target and stuffs is awesome. Kickarse game. :up:

Wowzers :eek:

Hey, I saw some cool ragdoll physics in the trailer, am I right or am I right or am I right?

[Master Chief]

Yeah, but it was on easy. Didn't have to worry about wind or nuttin'. :o

Haven't really had any kickass ragdoll experience yet though. Except this once when a tank shot me and I went flying into the trenches. :confused:

[블라스]

Really?
Cause I saw this scene in the trailer where your guy is inside a church and you throw a grenade and the bad guys just flew and one of the bad guys crashed into this bench or whatever and it didn't look like an animation, but like very detailed ragdoll body physics.
Badass.

[Master Chief]

Oh, I haven't used grenades except on tanks. :( I've only really seen bodies crumple.

[블라스]

Research now and inform Gammy! :mad:
And step on it! :mad:

[Master Chief]

I can't, I don't have a PS2 near me. :( I do love spotting snipers on the roofs with binoculars though. It's so cool. :o

[블라스]

Oh... :(

[Indiglo]

I wonder if anybody still plays killzone on ps2 online, since it was supposed to be the 'halo killer'. :rolleyes:

[블라스]

You're right, bad idea :o

[Indiglo]

Socom though, I heard that had as many players as Halo 2 does on XBL, and I really enjoyed it on Live anyway.

[Master Chief]

Socom is so sex, I love playing the PSP one online.

[Indiglo]

Do you ever play ps2 online Matt?

[ROFLcopter]

Is that a Combine in your avvy? :confused:

[Master Chief]

Do you ever play ps2 online Matt?

Nay, dunno how to get it hooked up and stuff.

[Indiglo]

Is that a Combine in your avvy? :confused:

No, some G from Killzone, and I thought the art looked pretty badass, so...


http://tinypic.com/ir3uqv

[ROFLcopter]

oooooooh yeah that's right because I couldn't tell by the size of your avatar. Wonder Why :)

[Master Chief]

Hahka and Rico are the best. :o I've only played Killzone with Templar though.

[Indiglo]

oooooooh yeah that's right because I couldn't tell by the size of your avatar. Wonder Why :)

All it would take is 1 word and you'd be banned again. :)

[블라스]

Ok, I'm getting rid of Conker as soon as possible, out of principle alone.

I don't mind killing people, mutants, gangbangers, cops, evil dinosaurs, ghosts, zombies, giants, crazy clowns, whatever.

But having to kill that cute baby dinosaur in diapers that keeps calling you "Mommy" in order to advance is too damn cruel, even for a "funny" videogame for adults.

I refuse to play it again and I am trading it in :down

[Indiglo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You played the N64 version right?

[블라스]

Never.
And I never will, even though it'll be a free download with the Revolution.

But I stopped playing the Xbox version.
I even went as far as to delete the save file.

[Indiglo]

WHAT!?

You didn't kill the VIRTUAL dinosaur? You'll never get to experience the Matrix lobby parody and the van helsing shotgunning and ****ed up ending because you couldn't kill a VIRTUAL dinosaur?

Gamera... Blas... you're a pansy.

[블라스]

Yeah, I wanted to try those levels, believe me.
But it'd be against my principles :down

[Indiglo]

To... kill a vritual... extinct... liazrd?

[블라스]

It had diapers and it called you "mommy" :(

[Indiglo]

But look at that face

http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2005/170/reviews/914940_20050620_screen034.jpg

It deserves to die.

[블라스]

Big meanie :mad:

[Indiglo]

You're the meanie, you'd kill a virtual clint in halo 2, but as soon as an ugly dinosaus says 'mommy' you break down and cry?

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[블라스]

That's a very good point, although seriously, how many times was I able to kill you?
Two? :confused:

[Indiglo]

ha, somthing like that...

[hey yo its sean]

No, some G from Killzone, and I thought the art looked pretty badass, so...


http://tinypic.com/ir3uqv

I thought it was Mr. Freeze.

[블라스]

ha, somthing like that...

Maybe less than that.

[Indiglo]

I thought it was Mr. Freeze.

owwww, you're right, i'm going to have to change it right away

[Zenien]

Socom though, I heard that had as many players as Halo 2 does on XBL, and I really enjoyed it on Live anyway.

Amazingly more people play Soccom than ALL of Xbox live put together.

[WhatsHisFace]

Xbox Live sucks because Xbox sucks because PlayStation is awesome!

[Holly Goodhead]

hows Dana

[Twitch]

So what did Clint get banned for now?

[InsaneMembrane]

But look at that face

http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2005/170/reviews/914940_20050620_screen034.jpg

It deserves to die.

that thing is cute. You're a good man Gammy :o

[Drakon]

Insane,I've been wondering for over a year now...

WHAT THE DEVIL WAS YOUR FIVE MINUTE DREAM? AND WHY WAS IT SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAD TO PUT IT IN SPOILERS?!!?

[Twitch]

...

[블라스]

that thing is cute. You're a good man Gammy :o

Thanks :up:
My ideals and beliefs are first, man.

[Twitch]

Thanks :up:
My ideals and beliefs are first, man.

Do you go to Church every Sunday Gammy? :confused:

[블라스]

Nope, but me and God have an agreement anyways :up:

[Twitch]

Lovely

[블라스]

Indeed.

[Twitch]

Anyway I'm off to play games

Laterz

[Kipobe]

2 things about King Kong...

1.- Best f***in' movie ever, I'm going to buy 37 DVD copies.

2.- It made me cry so much, it's not funny :down
I had my anniversary over the weekend, so I only just caught the movie last night... but I did NOT share your enthusiasm:mad:

[블라스]

I had my anniversary over the weekend, so I only just caught the movie last night... but I did NOT share your enthusiasm:mad:

Wow, that kinda sucks :(
I loved it like you have no idea.

[Kipobe]

I dunno man, it just reaked of Jackson's ego. The whole thing was built around the movie he would've wanted to see... and I was really hyped for it... but there was no balance on what was good anymore because he was flying on a cloud too high. Sometimes the perfect 'perfect' person for a project is actially the worse person for it.

[블라스]

Wow, I....no, wait....I....umm....no....what? :( :confused:

[Red Ranger]

I loved it, but I agree that it was just too goddamned long, and yeah, the ego thing was obvious. And while the set design was superb, the cinematography was pretty horrid, and those tribal members made me laugh my ass off. But the parts you didn't like where kong played around, I loved those, they made him seem more realistic. Remember, gorillaz aren't just dumn animals, most larger animals still do have feelings and enjoyment, I am will to bet a gorilla really would do those things, especially since the guy who played Kong researched them so thouroughly.

[Drakon]

Sometimes the perfect 'perfect' person for a project is actially the worse person for it.

I know what you mean. I've heard rumours that Lucas decided that he wants to Ep 7,8,9 and that Kevin Smith might actually be directing one/all of them, with Lucas just starting the project up. I know HWD's a SW fan and all, but I don't know how I feel about this.

[블라스]

I'd love Kevin Smith's Star Wars :up:

EDIT: It'd be better than the prequels!

[Kipobe]

I loved it, but I agree that it was just too goddamned long, and yeah, the ego thing was obvious. And while the set design was superb, the cinematography was pretty horrid, and those tribal members made me laugh my ass off. But the parts you didn't like where kong played around, I loved those, they made him seem more realistic. Remember, gorillaz aren't just dumn animals, most larger animals still do have feelings and enjoyment, I am will to bet a gorilla really would do those things, especially since the guy who played Kong researched them so thouroughly.
The main reason I hated those were because it wasn't evenly balanced with the rest of Kong's personality. He wasn't a killer for protection of because of natural beast instincts, but he was just vicious... and it made everything else forced. If they were trying to show the light side of his personality, it was forced.

I wasn't impressed. That movie had huge potential, but just became sadistic at points.

[Kipobe]

Wow, I....no, wait....I....umm....no....what? :( :confused:
Hey, I came hope and cleansed my pallete with Begins. :up:

[Drakon]

I'd love Kevin Smith's Star Wars :up:

EDIT: It'd be better than the prequels!

I don't know, dude.

And the prequels weren't the most horrible pieces of crap. Granted, nowhere NEAR as good as the original trilogy, but still not absolutely unwatchable.

[Is it Batman?]

They were pretty unwatchable. Seriously. Go back and watch Attack of the Clones again, it gives you a headache if you really focus on how inane that movie is.

As for Kevin Smith directed sequels, that's one of a million rumors I put no stock at all in.

[WhatsHisFace]

I know what you mean. I've heard rumours that Lucas decided that he wants to Ep 7,8,9 and that Kevin Smith might actually be directing one/all of them, with Lucas just starting the project up. I know HWD's a SW fan and all, but I don't know how I feel about this.
No, No no no this can't be happening, no no no no NO!!!

Just when I noticed there was no more StarWars media/commercial blitz I said "There, it's done. I never have to hear about StarWars again." I said that to myself yesterday. Now they're going to make three more? No no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Drakon]

I'm gonna go back and get the first two from work sometime today or tomorrow, just as a refresher course.

And I don't belive the Smith Rumour, either, but it's something to think about.

[WhatsHisFace]

hows Dana
Why weren't you on AIM?

[THWIP*]

I know what you mean. I've heard rumours that Lucas decided that he wants to Ep 7,8,9 and that Kevin Smith might actually be directing one/all of them, with Lucas just starting the project up. I know HWD's a SW fan and all, but I don't know how I feel about this.


DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE 'HWD' IS KEVIN SMITH? :confused:

[Drakon]

No, Thwip. But I was hoping someone would make the connection.

[THWIP*]

No, Thwip. But I was hoping someone would make the connection.


O.K......GOTCHA. :o:up:

[Drakon]

I knew it would be either you or Obi Wan Kipobe.

So, remember that female friend I told you guys about? The one that blew like, 200 dollars on me at Wal Mart? Well, she just gave me a Xmas Present of this shirt (http://www.graphittidesigns.com/shop/files/images_folder/t_33600_04.jpg), and a gift certificate to the comic shop for $200.

Gammy, this is the same chick you and I spoke about a few months back in our PMs.

[블라스]

Kipobe: You love Batman Begins, so I love you again.

Drakon: WTF, but she's just a friend??

[Drakon]

Yeah. Just a friend.

Loaded, but a friend.

[Drakon]

Gonna go to bed for a bit. Still kinda sick

[블라스]

Get better, Drakon.
But damn, what a friend.

[The Last Meatbag]

well, continuing my question from yesterday, what the hell is up with the Zion Archives in The Matrix Path of Neo?

[WhatsHisFace]

They're just there to piss fans off.

[ROFLcopter]

All it would take is 1 word and you'd be banned again. :)

*looks at title*
lmao :D :up:

[InsaneMembrane]

Insane,I've been wondering for over a year now...

WHAT THE DEVIL WAS YOUR FIVE MINUTE DREAM? AND WHY WAS IT SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAD TO PUT IT IN SPOILERS?!!?

LOL, to be the interior designer of the Manties Squad. I should get around to changing it.

[The Last Meatbag]

They're just there to piss fans off.

They have like a leprechaun, an easter bunny and a Jack O' lantern thing......its just weird. The game was pretty fun though

[Red Ranger]

I go to NYC tomorrow

[WhatsHisFace]

EDIT: Because the goverment is stalking me.

[블라스]

Yes, in my hands I hold the Recut, Extended Edition of Sin City.


Also, I took a chance and visited this really crummy gameplace near my house, and as if put there by God Himself, an Xbox copy of Secret Weapons over Normandy was waiting for me.

I almost climaxed (cant find the game ANYWHERE)

Gonna return later to get it, the guy is saving it for me.

YAY!

[Master Chief]

Awesome. :o In my hands I hold... well, nothing. :( I checked out the ragdoll physics in Sniper Elite though, but not with nades 'cause they're confusing to throw, but the physics are hawtness.

Anyways, I like iTunes, it tells you how many times you've listened to a song. :(

[블라스]

Awesome. :o In my hands I hold... well, nothing. :( I checked out the ragdoll physics in Sniper Elite though, but not with nades 'cause they're confusing to throw, but the physics are hawtness.

Anyways, I like iTunes, it tells you how many times you've listened to a song. :(

Oh so I was right! Cool!
Matt, you're teh best :up:

Oh, so it could tell me that I've listened to David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust over 50 times :up:

[Master Chief]

Yeah. :up: I wish the physics were really insane though, like when you shoot them the firepower knocks 'em back and stuff. :(

Anyways, yeah, iTunes rules with telling you how many times. :cool:

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/6546/1anumber5ij.jpg

[블라스]

If they're realistic, I'm happy :up:
Hmm...I should download that thing.

I just realized Im going to look at naked Carla Gugino again :eek:

[Master Chief]

I wonder how awesome the set was on that day, Carla's casual nakedness was hot. :(

[InsaneMembrane]

Yeah. :up: I wish the physics were really insane though, like when you shoot them the firepower knocks 'em back and stuff. :(

Anyways, yeah, iTunes rules with telling you how many times. :cool:

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/6546/1anumber5ij.jpg

I want that metric CD. Find a way to send it to me.

[The Last Meatbag]

the spy kids mom has fantastic boobies

[Master Chief]

Which one? :confused:

[The Last Meatbag]

Carla Gugino...

her last name annoys me

[블라스]

the spy kids mom has fantastic boobies

I'm sorry, but she has a fantastic EVERYTHING.

[The Last Meatbag]

indeed

[Drakon]

Yeah, she's a great friend.

I know she wants the DrakWang, but she's a friend.

Also FINALLY got GH Today! Had to go to BFE, but I got it!

[블라스]

Yeah, she's a great friend.

I know she wants the DrakWang, but she's a friend.

Also FINALLY got GH Today! Had to go to BFE, but I got it!

DrakWang < == Awesome :up:

Oh man, Guitar Hero is just....God....

[The Last Meatbag]

doesnt it cost like $120.00?

[블라스]

70 bucks.

And for the record, I would have paid 200 bucks for it.

[The Last Meatbag]

cool, now I can pretend I know how to play guitar!!!

[Drakon]

70, and it comes with a Guitar Controller that you can use on other games as well. IE--I kicked my roomie's ass in Tekken 5 with it.

[The Last Meatbag]

taunt him, start pressing the punch button with your tongue and scream
"THOO LIKE THATH BITH!?!?!!?"

[Drakon]

That'd be funny. But with as many hands as that controller has seen, I'd rather not.

[MutualAgreement]

I am divine.

[The Last Meatbag]

party pooper :(

[MutualAgreement]

Yes, I know.

[Twitch]

Yes, I know.

I want to have have anal sex with you :confused::O

[Master Chief]

Your balls haven't dropped yet, lol :o

[The Last Meatbag]

LOLz

[Zenien]

I'd love Kevin Smith's Star Wars :up:

EDIT: It'd be better than the prequels!

Kevin Smith is very raw and amaturish, that's his appeal. I don't believe has has the skill to direct a movie like StarWars.

[Red Ranger]

Neither does Lucas:confused:

[블라스]

Haha true.

[ROFLcopter]

I bet I could make awsome Star Wars sequels. Just think about it for a second...it would be glorious.

[MutualAgreement]

I want to have have anal sex with you :confused::O

We can't just have normal sex? Well, damn. I guess that'll just have to do. Ah, I think I have new pictures I can post tomorrow or someday like that. I had some taken today, and I have to upload them. So, we'll see if I like any of them. If I do, then cudos to you! If I don't, well, no pictures.

Anal, lol.

[Skape Ex]

I want to have have anal sex with you :confused::O

stfu you don't even know what anal sex is

[ROFLcopter]

We can't just have normal sex? Well, damn. I guess that'll just have to do. Ah, I think I have new pictures I can post tomorrow or someday like that. I had some taken today, and I have to upload them. So, we'll see if I like any of them. If I do, then cudos to you! If I don't, well, no pictures.

Anal, lol.

Isn't it kudos ?:confused:

Put the pics up now :o :eek:

Or I'll mail the psycho red ape I have in my room to your house.:mad:

[Master Chief]

We can't just have normal sex? Well, damn. I guess that'll just have to do. Ah, I think I have new pictures I can post tomorrow or someday like that. I had some taken today, and I have to upload them. So, we'll see if I like any of them. If I do, then cudos to you! If I don't, well, no pictures.

Anal, lol.

Yay. :cool:

[Twitch]

stfu you don't even know what anal sex is

Yes, I do and are you always angry after you get banned? :confused:

[ROFLcopter]

Why did he get banned? :confused:

It was kinda funny since he said something about saying one word to have me banned, but then he was the one who got banned, and I woke up victorious :confused:

[Skape Ex]

I'm not angry. This is edgy, in your face clint. Clint v.2 grrr emo clint... watch out

[블라스]

I've been on the giving end of anal sex, and it's....weird.

[MutualAgreement]

Isn't it kudos ?:confused:

Put the pics up now :o :eek:

Or I'll mail the psycho red ape I have in my room to your house.:mad:

Erm, yeah, it IS kudos. Sorry I suck at spelling, I never was good at the Spelling bee things in class.

Yay! I want the ape! Christmas time! It'll match my panties and bra I'm wearing tomorrow!

[ROFLcopter]

Gammy: Wait, so usually you are on the receiving end of anal sex? :confused:

MA: Ill send it to you if you want...it ****ing creeps me out

[MutualAgreement]

I've been on the giving end of anal sex, and it's....weird.

You make me laugh and then smile, then go :o . :)

[Skape Ex]

You make me laugh and then smile, then go :o . :)

You're DRT. :)

[MutualAgreement]

Gammy: Wait, so usually you are on the receiving end of anal sex? :confused:

MA: Ill send it to you if you want...it ****ing creeps me out

Alright, I'll take the monkey. Hooray for Christmas presents! :up:

[MutualAgreement]

You're DRT. :)

And you're Santa.

[Skape Ex]

And you're Santa.

STOP THE LIES!

YOU"RE A LIAR!

I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH!

[블라스]

Gammy: Wait, so usually you are on the receiving end of anal sex? :confused:

Shut up, just....shut up :(

[블라스]

You make me laugh and then smile, then go :o . :)

I'll take that as a good thing.....? :confused: :ghost:

[ROFLcopter]

Can any of you tell me what this is?
Hint: You use it for cooking.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/mushroom1.jpg























well, you were probably right, it is a massive, warm...........MUSHROOM!!!! :eek:
God I'm bored.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/mushroom2.jpg

[Master Chief]

Genius. :(

[MutualAgreement]

STOP THE LIES!

YOU"RE A LIAR!

I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH!

The truth is.. I am not DRT. He and I live in the same city, go to the same school, know each other, are bestest friends, and so on.

[Skape Ex]

she is lying

is she looking at me?:(

[Skape Ex]

I woke up victorious :confused:

ey?

We'll see.

[ROFLcopter]

You have to show off your massive muscles for her to look at you, like this :

http://www.sweetkidz.com/images/Game%20Screenshots/UO0062.bmp

[MutualAgreement]

Yay for lies and me lying a lot!

Anywho, I need to get going. Gotta finish up Christmas stuff. Take care everyone, and I'll see ya later!

If you're serious about that monkey, ROFLcopter, then yeah, PM me and I'll give you the addy. If not, that's okay too. :) Later!

[Holly Goodhead]

now i remember why i hate this thread. :(

[Skape Ex]

did drt die?

[Master Chief]

Nay, he's at the STD forums. His last outbreak was recently.

[ROFLcopter]

He's on right now :confused:

[Skape Ex]

Coincidence? NO! He's that girl!

[Master Chief]

I doubt it. :confused: Either she's DRT or DRT is finding pics of a pretty woman and masquerading as her. :( Which neither is true. :o

[Holly Goodhead]

my throat hurts :( i cant talk

[ROFLcopter]

You set yourself up so bad right there. :o

[Kipobe]

I bet your voice is annoying anyway, so it's all good.

[Red Ranger]

i have wondering what her voice sounds like...

[Kipobe]

I wonder what everyone's voice sounds like... it's more interesting than their pictures.

[Master Chief]

You already heard my voice. :(

[Red Ranger]

i posted my voice before, it was 2 years ago or something, though. i probably sounded like a retard, similar to what i sound like now

[Skape Ex]

I've heard Master Chiefs, Gamera, PPP, Weezite, Rodans, Kritics and Zarathis. It wasn't that interesting.

[WeeZiTe]

Yeah that Weezite sure has a sexy voice.

[The Last Meatbag]

Master Chief is silent....I fink

[Skape Ex]

Yeah that Weezite sure has a sexy voice.

"Chicken Parmusub" LOL

[The Last Meatbag]

I have a deep voice for my age I guess..

[Skape Ex]

I don't remember your voice. I remember raping you hardcore though. That was fun.

[Master Chief]

i posted my voice before, it was 2 years ago or something, though. i probably sounded like a retard, similar to what i sound like now

I think I heard it in your Killzone commentary.

I've heard Master Chiefs, Gamera, PPP, Weezite, Rodans, Kritics and Zarathis. It wasn't that interesting.

............ (http://media.putfile.com/how55)

[Skape Ex]

ROFLcopter
Probationary Ban - I will return in a few days.

lol victory.... kinda

[Holly Goodhead]

I bet your voice is annoying anyway, so it's all good.

my dads from Brooklyn, my moms from San Diego,. and my grandparents are from ireland so i have a chicago/brooklyn/so cal/irish accent :(

[Master Chief]

my dads from Brooklyn, my moms from San Diego,. and my grandparents are from ireland so i have a chicago/brooklyn/so cal/irish accent :(

Holy crap. :confused: It'd be funny if you had a russian accent. Like Milla Jovovich in Zoolander. :(

[Kipobe]

I think I heard it in your Killzone commentary.Oh yeah... I remember that. kritic sounded nothing like what I thought. He sounded warmlike.

[Skape Ex]

............ (http://media.putfile.com/how55)

i hear nothing

[Holly Goodhead]

but im not russian

[Master Chief]

i hear nothing

Get some speakers cock. :mad: It says "How is my voice not interesting." in that rapist tone.

[Kipobe]

my dads from Brooklyn, my moms from San Diego,. and my grandparents are from ireland so i have a chicago/brooklyn/so cal/irish accent :(
My parents were Jamaican, but I was born in England so I have a mix of those, and then when I moved here I picked up a heavy Brooklyn accent which has been filtered some when I moved from there. Alot of people have told me I sound like Lenox Lewis, but I don't hear it:confused:

[Skape Ex]

Get some speakers cock. :mad: It says "How is my voice not interesting." in that rapist tone.

i have speakers... v....vagina

[Holly Goodhead]

i sound like those 2 lesbians in TATU

[Master Chief]

i have speakers... v....vagina

...Ew. That's just too far dude, this is a family board, what the hell are you doing? :confused: Why'd you get banned anyways? I like Indiglo on my watch, it's so bright and stuff. :o

i sound like those 2 lesbians in TATU

When they're singing or talking?

[Holly Goodhead]

i dunno my little brother told me,.. why he's listening to t.a.t.u. is the real question.

[Skape Ex]

I like Indiglo on my watch, it's so bright and stuff. :o





I'll tell my mommy, it'll make her happy.

[Red Ranger]

Oh yeah... I remember that. kritic sounded nothing like what I thought. He sounded warmlike.

what the hell does that even mean?

[Holly Goodhead]

what the hell does that even mean?

like you actually have a heart.

[Kipobe]

I love Cillian!

[Skape Ex]

what the hell does that even mean?

You're an ass in text.

Your voice is smooth and calm.

Except when you scream war screams while killing mexicans,

[블라스]

Tatu are not actually lesbians :down

This friend of mine bought one of their albums, and I asked why, and he said "Because they're hot lesbians", and I said "But why did yo....ugh nevermind"

He also bought one of Britney Spears' albums, and a similar conversation took place :down

[Kipobe]

Well, no.

[Master Chief]

I like their music, it makes me want to cry because it drives me insane. :(

[The Last Meatbag]

I don't remember your voice. I remember raping you hardcore though. That was fun.

Yeah, you said I sounded canadian........ass

I dont really play Halo anymore, its annoying, I used to be alright though

[Master Chief]

I've been sucking a lot in Halo 2 lately. But then when I loosen the controller and kinda just zen out, I play pretty awesome.

[The Last Meatbag]

when I get on a roll its crazy its all
BOOM headshot
throw a grenade BOOM YOU SUCK
and then I take out tons of guys with a plasma sword, but then I **** up my bad ass-ness by not looking where Im jumping and jumping off a high ledge and dying :(

[Zenien]

Tatu are not actually lesbians :down

This friend of mine bought one of their albums, and I asked why, and he said "Because they're hot lesbians", and I said "But why did yo....ugh nevermind"

He also bought one of Britney Spears' albums, and a similar conversation took place :down
They aren't? This has been proven? :confused:

[Master Chief]

Hell yeah it's been proven, like a long time ago. :confused:

Anyways, I used to sit by a window and I could see the squirrels in the tree and they were married.

[블라스]

They aren't? This has been proven? :confused:

I dunno, I'm just going by my logic :confused:
It's just a big conspiracy to sell more cds.

[The Last Meatbag]

I saw two cats fighting in a tree once

[WeeZiTe]

"Chicken Parmusub" LOL
That was at like 3 o'clock in the morning :(

[The Last Meatbag]

didn'y you guys play like.......missle catch or something?


And where the hell is Socrates?

[Red Ranger]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/kritic/Photography/buddy_clause_2.jpg

[Master Chief]

didn'y you guys play like.......missle catch or something?


And where the hell is Socrates?

He's probably moving or something. Into a house.

[WeeZiTe]

didn'y you guys play like.......missle catch or something?


And where the hell is Socrates?
we played bumper cars... not just once, like everyday for a month.

[The Last Meatbag]

I think I played that once with you guys

[Master Chief]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/kritic/Photography/buddy_clause_2.jpg

Cutenezz. :o

[The Last Meatbag]

http://www.pawstogo.com/ProductImages/clothing/designer/Thumb_Paris%20Pink%20Butterfly%20Top%20Small%20Dog %20clothes.jpeg

the owner should be shot :(

[블라스]

The 40 year old Virgin is truly one of my favorite movies.

[Is it Batman?]

It is an act of genius. I forced a few people I know to watch it, because I know they're destined to be Andy if they don't start doing crazy/stupid things like me.

[블라스]

Plus, he got a hot stepdaughter.

[Is it Batman?]

I was about to say that. I looked her up, nothing fun on her resume yet.

Though the daughter from The War at Home has some puffy nipples.

[Holly Goodhead]

gammy go on aim

[블라스]

I was about to say that. I looked her up, nothing fun on her resume yet.

Though the daughter from The War at Home has some puffy nipples.

Boobies.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_40_year_old_virgin/kat_dennings/virginpred2.jpg

[THWIP*]

DrakWang < == Awesome :up:


UM.........I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU COULD'VE POSTED THAT IN A WAY THAT WASN'T GAY. :confused: :O

[WhatsHisFace]

She's hot in a whoreish way

[블라스]

UM.........I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU COULD'VE POSTED THAT IN A WAY THAT WASN'T GAY. :confused: :O

Yeah...
Now that I think of it, I could have used better words :o

[블라스]

Exactly!
If I dated a whore, I'd like her to look like her.

[WhatsHisFace]

Yeah, sometimes you like the dirty looking girls.

[Drakon]

I'd bang the **** out of her. And out of this chick...

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HQ/KS/HS/KM/KERRBSBBSWAC.jpg

[THWIP*]

I'd bang the **** out of her. And out of this chick...




I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO **** A GIRL UNTIL SHE **** ON YOU. I THINK IF THAT HAD EVER HAPPENED TO ME, I WOULD'VE NEVER HAD SEX AGAIN THE REST OF MY LIFE. :confused: :(

[WhatsHisFace]

It turns DRT on. Not for everyone I guess.

[블라스]

Yeah, he was talking about poopoo sex last night :down

[Master Chief]

Today was the bestest day of me life. :o Gaaawd it was surreal. Awesomeness.

[The Last Meatbag]

What happened? I got to play guitar for the first time today, that was my highlight

[Master Chief]

I dunno, today my english class went to see The Chronicles of Narnia. Then me and three o' me friends just walked around the mall and played DDR at an arcade for two hours. I haven't done that in forever. :confused:

[The Last Meatbag]

cool........I made an avatar, thats it, and I christmas shopped for my mom

[Master Chief]

Fantastic. :o You should let the M and G fade in more. I can barely see it.

[Holly Goodhead]

im MG

[Twitch]

hey matt, can you upload Ulead to rapidshare or something so I can download it?

[Master Chief]

http://rapidshare.de/files/1810394/fo-ga5f.exe.html

There joo have it. :up:

[Twitch]

Yay, Now I'm off to eat leftover lasagna.

[블라스]

I traded in that NCAA05/Top Spin combo for Call of Duty: Your finest hour, my first Call of Duty game ever.

Goddamn, linear or not, the Battle of Stalinsgrad is AWESOME.

I am so getting the sequel for the Xbox and part 2 for the 360 :up:

[Holly Goodhead]

eating is overrated. im not gonna eat until friday

[Twitch]

eating is overrated. im not gonna eat until friday

what are you, a whorish model? :confused:

[Holly Goodhead]

my friend asked me to model her clothes and i agreed. then i realized i was modeling with all black girls with huge boobs and sphere asses, who were doing booty drops at the end of the walkway. im 5'8'' 119 lbs :(, i dont have boobs or an ass, im a lanky mongoloid

[블라스]

Did someone say huge boobs??

[Holly Goodhead]

i hate big boobs

[블라스]

I love them :(

[Holly Goodhead]

you would

[THWIP*]

I traded in that NCAA05/Top Spin combo for Call of Duty: Your finest hour, my first Call of Duty game ever.

Goddamn, linear or not, the Battle of Stalinsgrad is AWESOME.

I am so getting the sequel for the Xbox and part 2 for the 360 :up:


THE ONLY MEMORABLE PART OF 'COD:FH' WAS THE ONLINE PLAY.......WHICH WAS DECENT AT BEST. THE GRAPHICS WERE SO HORRIBLE, I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING A FIRST YEAR PS2 TITLE. :down:o

AS FOR 'STALINSGRAD'........'COD2' DID IT BETTER. ;)

[블라스]

I do!

[Skape Ex]

I'm not a fan of big breasts either. They look nasty.

[블라스]

THE ONLY MEMORABLE PART OF 'COD:FH' WAS THE ONLINE PLAY.......WHICH WAS DECENT AT BEST. THE GRAPHICS WERE SO HORRIBLE, I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING A FIRST YEAR PS2 TITLE. :down:o

AS FOR 'STALINSGRAD'........'COD2' DID IT BETTER. ;)

You know me, I don't mind graphics, really.
Hell, I still play Loaded and the Strike series for Psx :o
But the gameplay is INTENSE, I love it.
Plus it lets me aim like in Goldeneye (press the L key and aim freely :up: )
Can't wait to try it online!

And yeah, that means I will orgasm when I play the 360 version of CoD2 :D

[Holly Goodhead]

THE ONLY MEMORABLE PART OF 'COD:FH' WAS THE ONLINE PLAY.......WHICH WAS DECENT AT BEST. THE GRAPHICS WERE SO HORRIBLE, I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING A FIRST YEAR PS2 TITLE. :down:o

AS FOR 'STALINSGRAD'........'COD2' DID IT BETTER. ;)

i thought you were like 50, but someone told me you were in your 30;s:confused:

[THWIP*]

i thought you were like 50, but someone told me you were in your 30;s:confused:


nnlnn

[블라스]

How can anyone NOT love this?

http://www.freedesktopwallpapers.ru/celebs/images/veronika_zemanova.jpg

[Holly Goodhead]

nnlnn

i dont get it.

[블라스]

He's giving you the finger :(

[The Last Meatbag]

that girl looks chubby to me :confused:

[Holly Goodhead]

He's giving you the finger :(

he loves me, its obvious.

[The Last Meatbag]

if you best him in a duel he shall love you forever

[블라스]

that girl looks chubby to me :confused:

She's anything BUT chubby :confused:



http://bahb.net/downloads/Veronica%20Zemanova%201024x768.jpg

[Holly Goodhead]

holy boobs

[The Last Meatbag]

it was proably just the angle....

[블라스]

Oh snap!

http://www.rightwingnuthouse.com/images/TheSadClown2.jpg