360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[Is it Batman?]

Toven's going to kill SOMEONE from the Hype, probably the first person who ever meets her in person.

[Holly Goodhead]

uh oh Kipobe im catching up to you on the It Girl thing

[Is it Batman?]

I've decided to buy a Pontiac Solstice this summer:

http://www.rsportscars.com/foto/06/solstice06_09_1024.jpg

[THWIP*]

Is it weird that I want this?


NO....NOT SINCE YOU'RE A CLOSET HOMO. :o

[Is it Batman?]

closet?

[THWIP*]

closet?


HE WON'T REALLY ADMIT IT; HE JUST CLAIMS TO BE A LITTLE "BI". :o

[The Last Meatbag]

he's into that whole Yale thing

[THWIP*]

he's into that whole Yale thing

http://www.safelocks.co.uk/acatalog/Yale_713_padlock.jpg

KINKY. :confused:

[Skaip]

I could totaly fill that 21mm

[THWIP*]

I could totaly fill that 21mm


WOW......THAT'S LIKE A WHOLE 7/8". YOU'RE SUCH A STUD. :O

[Skaip]

YOU'RE SUCH A STUD.

What my sig will be.

[Master Chief]

someone could joust with that monster

I don't think my puny arms would be able to lift such a huge weapon. :(

[The Last Meatbag]

http://www.safelocks.co.uk/acatalog/Yale_713_padlock.jpg

KINKY. :confused:

he's probably a closet homosexual who snorts a bunch of coke, that Yale thing

[Skaip]

I think people with ytmnd avatars are the coolest

[THWIP*]

I think people with ytmnd avatars are the coolest


I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.......BUT THEY'RE MUCH COOLER THAN PEOPLE WITH NO AVATAR. :o

[THWIP*]

What my sig will be.


TOO BAD YOU'LL GET BANNED AGAIN BEFORE YOU GET A SIG. :O

[Skaip]

Actually, I'm Clint. And I'm not an outlaw like ppp/drt/oldschool clint was. I only get banned when I do somthing bad. :down :)

[Master Chief]

lol then ILL be like: TOTULLY PWNED LOLZ!!11!

[The Last Meatbag]

stouffers lasagna kicks ass

[THWIP*]

Actually, I'm Clint. And I'm not an outlaw like ppp/drt/oldschool clint was. I only get banned when I do somthing bad. :down :)

ONLY TIME WILL TELL. ;)

[Skaip]

stfu meatbag you have 10k no need to spam with your stupid **** anymore.

[Skaip]

ONLY TIME WILL TELL. ;)Or Dew K Mosi could tell.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Or Dew K Mosi could tell.
Yes, yes, I could...

[Skaip]

pwnzed

[The Last Meatbag]

stfu meatbag you have 10k no need to spam with your stupid **** anymore.

someones got sand in their vagina :o

[Skaip]

*anus

[The Last Meatbag]

I say no

[THWIP*]

Yes, yes, I could...


LOL........DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THE "POP-IN"?. :D

[Skaip]

Hey Kevin, you gotta PM me a pic of your wife. I think I'm the only one on these boards who hasn't seen her.

[THWIP*]

Hey Kevin, you gotta PM me a pic of your wife. I think I'm the only one on these boards who hasn't seen her.


PM ME SO I'LL REMEMBER TO DO IT WHEN I GET HOME. BETTER YET, SEND ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS. :up:

[Zenien]

Stop whoring out your hot wife to the internet. :mad:

[Master Chief]

She does look very pretty. :(

[WhatsHisFace]

THWIP*'s pimping out his hot wife again!

[THWIP*]

Stop whoring out your hot wife to the internet. :mad:


DON'T WORRY......I'LL SEND YOU A PIC TOO. ;)

[THWIP*]

THWIP*'s pimping out his hot wife again!

YEAH, I'M GETTING HER SOME CHROME ACCENTS AND CUSTOM PAINT FOR HER NAILS FOR X-MAS. :o

[Kipobe]

I never saw

[Kipobe]

uh oh Kipobe im catching up to you on the It Girl thing
That's cool. As long as I don't lose to that bella *****

[Skaip]

bellas nice

[Kipobe]

Probably. I've never spoken to her. Know why? cuz she's a *****!

[Skaip]

I see. Hey Kipobe, do you mind posting that picture of your hot elf wife again?

[Twitch]

shut up clint

[Skaip]

Why do I have to be so nice :( :( :(

[Skaip]

shut up clint

Shut the **** up you little emo *****. Go sit in a dark corner, since it rules so ****ing much.

[Twitch]

Why do I have to be so nice :( :( :(

You're more interesting when your mean

[Twitch]

Shut the **** up you little emo *****. Go sit in a dark corner, since it rules so ****ing much.

Oh yay, you're back and I'm not emo we discussed this

[Skaip]

"LOL u wrong MCR is punkcoremetalgrind lol bcause ITUNES said so *cut*"

**** OFF

[The Last Meatbag]

god damn, why are you so ****ing pissy today?

[Twitch]

"LOL u wrong MCR is punkcoremetalgrind lol bcause ITUNES said so *cut*"

**** OFF

Dude, you're pathetic

[Skaip]

I was kidding with you meatbag, but I REALLY hate Twitch...

Everyone else = Love, and Merry Christmas

[Twitch]

god damn, why are you so ****ing pissy today?

Shh, I purposely pissed him off. I'm bored

[Skaip]

Dude, you're pathetic

"Lol dude, like, see how I'm punk>? I'm soo punked because i said dude. *surfs*"

[Skaip]

*Shhhh, I'm only "buying into" his act because I need an excuse to spam my post count up, and this is more fun then typing "lol" 250 times in community.

[Twitch]

"Lol dude, like, see how I'm punk>? I'm soo punked because i said dude. *surfs*"

Um, I never said I was punk :confused:

[Twitch]

*Shhhh, I'm only "buying into" his act because I need an excuse to spam my post count up, and this is more fun then typing "lol" 250 times in community.

:up:

[Skaip]

Twitch
Punked

Twitch's Avatar

Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Walking the Line between Life and Death
Posts: 9,594

omg lol

[The Last Meatbag]

I was kidding with you meatbag, but I REALLY hate Twitch...

Everyone else = Love, and Merry Christmas

oh okay.......carry on then

[Skaip]

Well now that I have sporks permission

[Twitch]

Twitch
Punked

Twitch's Avatar

Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Walking the Line between Life and Death
Posts: 9,594

omg lol

Skaip aka Indligo=Banned aka Klxnt=Banned

lol

[Skaip]

Yeah, because that has everything to do with what we are talking about.

I never said I was punk.

Your custom title says punked.

Oh yeah... YOU WERE BANNED! LOL I WIN

[Twitch]

not really sorry

:)

[블라스]

*sigh*

[The Last Meatbag]

hey, what did you trade conker in for?

[블라스]

Didn't get around to it, I'll do it tomorrow.
But I already decided, it's going to be Unreal 2: Liandri.

[WhatsHisFace]

Who's Skaip?

[블라스]

Clintus Augustus Meridius.

[Twitch]

Gammy change it to Smiper Elite please :(

[블라스]

That's the thing, no one has the damn game :down

[Twitch]

silly mexicans :(

[Skaip]

Half Life 2 is fun.

[The Last Meatbag]

have you gotten to Ravenholm yet?

[Skaip]

I beat the game before you got it G. I'm watching my friend play it, and he's orgasmining.

[The Last Meatbag]

Ravenholm was ****ing intense, I rented it but only got as far as the part where you meet up with that scientists daughter to free her father from jail

[Skaip]

Yeah, my friend is all flipping out and ducking in the chair. It's amazing how much this game puts you in the game. Surround sound doesn't hurt.

[블라스]

silly mexicans :(

I love my new gameplace, the one near my house.
I just went there to trade Half Life 1 for Max Payne 1 (xbox) and he told me he'll have Sniper Elite by 8:00 pm, and cheaper than anywhere else :up:

[Skaip]

Did you beat Half Life 2?

[Is it Batman?]

gammy aim

[Skaip]

Damn, Thwips wife is a HOTTIE!!!

[Master Chief]

Sweet, I got The Shield Season 4. I thought it came out on the 26th. :confused:

[Is it Batman?]

Damn, Thwips wife is a HOTTIE!!!He gets the pictures from an amateur porn site, I'm sure.

(150 posts)

[Skaip]

And photoshops himself in? I doubt it.

[Master Chief]

Thwip's wife looks too... nice, to do amateur porn. :(

[THWIP*]

Thwip's wife looks too... nice, to do amateur porn. :(


LOL....I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD. :confused: :D :confused:

[THWIP*]

He gets the pictures from an amateur porn site, I'm sure.

(150 posts)


KEEP IT UP 'RIZ'......YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO 200 POSTS WITH YET ANOTHER LAME NAME. :)

[Twitch]

I love my new gameplace, the one near my house.
I just went there to trade Half Life 1 for Max Payne 1 (xbox) and he told me he'll have Sniper Elite by 8:00 pm, and cheaper than anywhere else :up:

Nice :up:

[Master Chief]

LOL....I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD. :confused: :D :confused:

I think it's good. 'Cause she doesn't look like, uh... a whore I guess. Or someone who'd bang for bucks. :confused::confused:

[Is it Batman?]

KEEP IT UP 'RIZ'......YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO 200 POSTS WITH YET ANOTHER LAME NAME. :)The name isn't lame. You're just too dense to get the reference.

[Twitch]

Is the Shield a really badass show cause I'm thinking of getting the season sets :(

[The Last Meatbag]

I dont have a chance at looking at them do I?

[Master Chief]

You most definitely should, best cop show ever. You'll love/hate the characters, it's most excellent television. Mackey rules all.

[THWIP*]

The name isn't lame. You're just too dense to get the reference.


WHAT'S TO GET? IF IT CONCERNS 'BATMAN', IT'S LAME. :confused:



SORRY 'GAMMY'. :o

[The Last Meatbag]

I just started watching it and have no idea whats going on......the new commercials are bad ass though

[The Last Meatbag]

The name isn't lame. You're just too dense to get the reference.

all star batman :confused:

[Master Chief]

I just started watching it and have no idea whats going on......the new commercials are bad ass though

It ruuuuules.

[THWIP*]

I think it's good. 'Cause she doesn't look like, uh... a whore I guess. Or someone who'd bang for bucks. :confused::confused:


HEHE.......I'D LOVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL, WHEN YOU'RE TRYING OUT SOME PICK-UP LINES......


"HEY THERE, SEXY.....YOU SURE DON'T LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO'D BANG FOR BUCKS. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME HOME WITH ME FOR FREE?" :D

[Twitch]

You most definitely should, best cop show ever. You'll love/hate the characters, it's most excellent television. Mackey rules all.

the comericals on FX are awesome so I'm like giving in :up:.

If you like shows like that watch NYPD:Blue. the show ended like a year ago after 9 years or something. You should pick up the DVD sets :up:

[Master Chief]

I wonder if that'd actually work. If it did I wouldn't know how to respond. :(

Anyways, I think I'll dl NYPD blue instead... and if I really lourve it I'll buy the sets, but I'm runnin' thin on cash. :o

[Mr. Bojangles]

I'd just say
" Let's go home and let me penetrate your vagina with my penis."

[The Last Meatbag]

Do any of you guys watch Rescue Me?

[Twitch]

Uh PPP? :confused:

If Im wrong sorry :(

[Master Chief]

Do any of you guys watch Rescue Me?

I want to 'cause Denis Leary's in it, but nay. Don't get FX and haven't been arsed to pick up Season 1 set. JollyJohnny went and spoiled the end with the drunk driver thing though, so no real point.

[Mr. Bojangles]

You are right

[Is it Batman?]

WHAT'S TO GET? IF IT CONCERNS 'BATMAN', IT'S LAME. :confused:



SORRY 'GAMMY'. :oSimpsons.

[Twitch]

Do any of you guys watch Rescue Me?

I couldn't get into it

[THWIP*]

Uh PPP? :confused:

If Im wrong sorry :(


....OR 'DRT'.

[The Last Meatbag]

I want to 'cause Denis Leary's in it, but nay. Don't get FX and haven't been arsed to pick up Season 1 set. JollyJohnny went and spoiled the end with the drunk driver thing though, so no real point.

its ****in' intense, the last season his son gets killed by a drunk driver and the relationships in the fire house is pretty funny, I would say its just as intense as the Shield is but thats just me. He give this one brun victim mouth to mouth and the kids lips peel off

[Mr. Bojangles]

Or it's your wife :confused:

[THWIP*]

Simpsons.


SORRY.....STOPPED WATCHING THAT ABOUT 6 YEARS AGO. :o

[Twitch]

You are right

Do I win a prize?

[The Last Meatbag]

Thwip* s wife looks like the teacher from Billy Madison

http://www.alohacriticon.com/images/elcriticonfotos/bwilson09.jpg

[Mr. Bojangles]

Do I win a prize?

Congratulations :eek:

[Mr. Bojangles]

Do I win a prize?

Congratulations :eek:

[THWIP*]

Thwip* s wife looks like the teacher from Billy Madison

http://www.alohacriticon.com/images/elcriticonfotos/bwilson09.jpg


MAYBE IF YOU DYED HER HAIR BROWN, AND PUT A SMILE ON HER FACE. :confused:

[Master Chief]

its ****in' intense, the last season his son gets killed by a drunk driver and the relationships in the fire house is pretty funny, I would say its just as intense as the Shield is but thats just me. He give this one brun victim mouth to mouth and the kids lips peel off

homg, hawt.

no pun intended. :/

[Holly Goodhead]

i wanna see your wife

[Is it Batman?]

I would totally pay to see THWIPs wife leave him for Toven. That would be classic.

[Twitch]

Law & Order is rulage in surprise twists :o

[Holly Goodhead]

aww shes pretty

[Master Chief]

Photo album, ma'am. :(

[The Last Meatbag]

i wanna see your wife

go to the photo album thread

[Is it Batman?]

Law & Order is rulage in surprise twists :oNo, that would be Twilight Zone.

[Holly Goodhead]

i know you bastards :mad:

[Master Chief]

...:(

[The Last Meatbag]

make me a pie

[Holly Goodhead]

not you

[Is it Batman?]

Toven doesn't need to MAKE you a pie, you just need to go out and get it.

[THWIP*]

I would totally pay to see THWIPs wife leave him for Toven. That would be classic.


AND I WOULD TOTALLY PAY TO SEE TOVAN CHOP OFF YOUR PENIS, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT, AND THEN GUT YOU LIKE A PIG.......AFTER WHICH I'D PISS ON YOUR CORPSE. :):up:

[Mr. Bojangles]

I'd do it for free :o

[Is it Batman?]

You know, upon seeing your picture, your insults serve as little more than a constant reminder of how pathetic your life must be.

And your wife isn't that hot. And she's probably cheating on you

[Holly Goodhead]

AND I WOULD TOTALLY PAY TO SEE TOVAN CHOP OFF YOUR PENIS, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT, AND THEN GUT YOU LIKE A PIG.......AFTER WHICH I'D PISS ON YOUR CORPSE. :):up:

dont get me excited

[THWIP*]

You know, upon seeing your picture, your insults serve as little more than a constant reminder of how pathetic your life must be.

And your wife isn't that hot. And she's probably cheating on you


.......MOVING INTO BAN TERRITORY NOW.....WATCH YOUR HEAD. :o

[Is it Batman?]

You're not already?

[Is it Batman?]

.......MOVING INTO BAN TERRITORY NOW.....WATCH YOUR HEAD. :oCause that really bothers me :confused:

[THWIP*]

dont get me excited


I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE.

[The Riddler]

.......MOVING INTO BAN TERRITORY NOW.....WATCH YOUR HEAD. :o

that's not close to ban territory you up tight goody goody.

that's like "meh" material.

[Holly Goodhead]

Riz?

[Is it Batman?]

You think?

[THWIP*]

Cause that really bothers me :confused:


FOR SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO COUNT THEIR POSTS UNTIL THEY CAN FINALLY HAVE AN AVATAR, AND THEN A SIG AND CUSTOM TITLE.........YES, I'D SAY IT DOES. YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO KEEP COMING BACK, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO INSIGNIFICANT TO DRAW MIRKO'S IRE.

[Holly Goodhead]

You think?

haha i forgot i blocked you on AIM.

[Is it Batman?]

haha i forgot i blocked you on AIM.Meh. You stopped being interesting.

[Holly Goodhead]

yeah, that must be it.

[THWIP*]

that's not close to ban territory you up tight goody goody.

that's like "meh" material.


IT IS WHEN HE'S BEEN TEMP-BANNED FOR THE SAME TYPE OF COMMENTS, AND WARNED NOT TO MAKE THEM AGAIN. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK TO SUBJECTS YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT; I'M SURE THERE'S A NINTENDO FAN THREAD SOMEWHERE FOR YOU. :up:

[Is it Batman?]

yeah, that must be it.I think you were on your period for like a month. Which makes sense cause you were in heat for 2 before that.

[Mr. Bojangles]

IT IS WHEN HE'S BEEN TEMP-BANNED FOR THE SAME TYPE OF COMMENTS, AND WARNED NOT TO MAKE THEM AGAIN. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK TO SUBJECTS YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT; I'M SURE THERE'S A NINTENDO FAN THREAD SOMEWHERE FOR YOU. :up:

I sense much anger in you :o

[Is it Batman?]

IT IS WHEN HE'S BEEN TEMP-BANNED FOR THE SAME TYPE OF COMMENTS, AND WARNED NOT TO MAKE THEM AGAIN. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK TO SUBJECTS YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT; I'M SURE THERE'S A NINTENDO FAN THREAD SOMEWHERE FOR YOU. :up:Well, you were more than warned by Drakon that time you got banned and I got temped. So I really don't see how bringing it to anyone's attention would work well for you either.

[Holly Goodhead]

thanks Dew, youre the best

[The Last Meatbag]

whys that cockbite so pissy?

[THWIP*]

I sense much anger in you :o


PURPLE PENIS POLISHER? :confused:

[THWIP*]

thanks Dew, youre the best

DAMN.....SHE'S SNEAKY. :eek: :confused:

[Mr. Bojangles]

It didn't fit in the registration

[Holly Goodhead]

DAMN.....SHE'S SNEAKY. :eek: :confused:

not really, i IMed her and told her to ban him. you know, like an early christmas present.

[THWIP*]

It didn't fit in the registration


LOL.....IT IS YOU! :D

YOU GET BANNED SO OFTEN, LIKE 'KLINT', I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOU. :O

[THWIP*]

not really, i IMed her and told her to ban him. you know, like an early christmas present.


I'D JUST SENT HER A PM MYSELF.

OMG.....WE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO THINK ALIKE! :eek: :eek:

[Mr. Bojangles]

It's not so often :(

That ass was the reason I got banned. All I did was post a picture of an outline of something and then the 2nd picture was a mushroom in a sunny field :mad:

[Master Chief]

You got banned for that? :D

[Mr. Bojangles]

I guess :confused:

I was supposed to "reflect on what I did wrong" :rolleyes:

[THWIP*]

It's not so often :(

That ass was the reason I got banned. All I did was post a picture of an outline of something and then the 2nd picture was a mushroom in a sunny field :mad:


LOL.....I SAW THAT, BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO IT WAS THAT POSTED IT. THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL. :D:up:

[Holly Goodhead]

I'D JUST SENT HER A PM MYSELF.

OMG.....WE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO THINK ALIKE! :eek: :eek:

you want him banned cause he was mean to you, i wanted him banned because i thought it would be funny. plus im a *****

[THWIP*]

I guess :confused:

I was supposed to "reflect on what I did wrong" :rolleyes:


AWWWW.........DID YOU HAVE TO STAND WITH YOUR NOSE IN THE CORNER? :p

[The Last Meatbag]

I guess :confused:

I was supposed to "reflect on what I did wrong" :rolleyes:

thats like what the hoes did in precool when you hit other kids with wooden blocks

[THWIP*]

you want him banned cause he was mean to you, i wanted him banned because i thought it would be funny. plus im a *****


NO, I JUST WANT HIM BANNED, BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOSEST I CAN GET TO A HIRED KILLING, AND NOT GO TO PRISON. :o


AND YES, YOU ARE A B***CH, BUT WE STILL LOVE YA. :up:

[Mr. Bojangles]

It's better than Drakon's cheesey-suspenseful editing of my messages to reveal I got banned. :o

[Master Chief]

I guess :confused:

I was supposed to "reflect on what I did wrong" :rolleyes:

It was a mushroom, gawd. I can't believe now you can get banned for posting mushrooms now.

[Mr. Bojangles]

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Mushroom_Power_t-shirt.jpg

ZOMFG!!! :rolleyes:

[The Last Meatbag]

that things ****in' cool

[Holly Goodhead]

that things ****in' cool

i just sharpened the scissors

[Master Chief]

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/5151/1alol0ri.jpg

lol!!

[Holly Goodhead]

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/5151/1alol0ri.jpg

lol!!

i dont know the answer :( isnt the sun really far away?

[Master Chief]

Antares, Vega, and Sirius are stars of Jupiter from far away. I used to watch them from the Jupiter caves, so the sun is closest to earth from those four. :o

[Mr. Bojangles]

I hope Spiderdogg makes an appearance by Christmas :(

[Holly Goodhead]

Antares, Vega, and Sirius are stars of Jupiter from far away. I used to watch them from the Jupiter caves, so the sun is closest to earth from those four. :o

wow you have a big brain

[The Last Meatbag]

I saw scissors penetrating a ball sack

[Holly Goodhead]

I saw scissors penetrating a ball sack

sorry i had to, no one will click on the links i send them anymore. :(

[The Riddler]

IT IS WHEN HE'S BEEN TEMP-BANNED FOR THE SAME TYPE OF COMMENTS, AND WARNED NOT TO MAKE THEM AGAIN. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK TO SUBJECTS YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT; I'M SURE THERE'S A NINTENDO FAN THREAD SOMEWHERE FOR YOU. :up:
weak.

[Mr. Bojangles]

moist

[The Last Meatbag]

sorry i had to, no one will click on the links i send them anymore. :(

You have sent me like 3 pictures of Penises, and one of them was a guys on this sites :(

[Mr. Bojangles]

hahahaha who revealed their penis on here :confused:

[Holly Goodhead]

the oxycontin made me do it

[Holly Goodhead]

a poster named Crisis Superman, posts in the Smallville forum. he looks like a gay mannequin

[Skaip]

Hey, do you still have Shyairs penis?

[Holly Goodhead]

no, it looked like those gasoline spills on a street, and very oblong.

[Skaip]

That's... horrible.

[블라스]

I just got Sniper Elite.
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Bojangles]

A sudden Steam update made all my HL2 stuff prettier than ever :confused:

[Skaip]

sweet

[Drakon]

Thwip* s wife looks like the teacher from Billy Madison

http://www.alohacriticon.com/images/elcriticonfotos/bwilson09.jpg

Bridgette Wilson, aka Sonya Blade in the original Mortal Kombat movie. And sadly, I didn't even have to IMDB that.

WTF, did no one see the 40 year old virgin?

ME SO HORNY, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

I saw it, and loved it. It pwned me. Especially when dude did the Hammer during the credits.

I should use that as my avatar for a long time. :)

That'd be cool. :up:

[WeeZiTe]

Thwip your wife is hott... She looks like Teri Hatcher before she became a crackwhore.

[The Last Meatbag]

Bridgette Wilson, aka Sonya Blade in the original Mortal Kombat movie. And sadly, I didn't even have to IMDB that.

I didn't know she was in the Mortal kombat movies

[Drakon]

Just the first one. The second one was another actress, who's name escapes me at the moment.

[The Last Meatbag]

She looked like some idiot Baywatch babe

[Dread Pirate]

Well she was an idiot, and never particularly attractive.

I'm happy I never sent anything incriminating to Toven.

[블라스]

Just the first one. The second one was another actress, who's name escapes me at the moment.

Sandra Hess (and no, I don't have the movie :mad: )
http://sandrahess.webpark.pl/sh_2/fhm_2.jpg

http://sandrahess.webpark.pl/sh_2/fhm_6.jpg

[블라스]

I saw it, and loved it. It pwned me. Especially when dude did the Hammer during the credits.

Hahaha yeah, Jay :up:

[Skaip]

Christmas Eve Num. 1, tonight, I'm so excited. :D

[Doc Luis]

Ewwwwwwww, MC has hoof girl in his avy

[WhatsHisFace]

Hoof Girl?

[Doc Luis]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/5/75071c7587fd12fb07d760dca40aa2df.gif

[Master Chief]

homfg :(! That's pretty funny actually. :o At least she keeps it off camera most of the time. :(

[WhatsHisFace]

Wow, kind of wierd...

[Doc Luis]

I'd still hit it

Who wouldn't love some man on centaur action?

[블라스]

I'd still hit it

Who wouldn't love some man on centaur action?

NOT ME :down :down :mad: :(

http://www.brob.com/images/sedancentaurposedown.jpg

[블라스]

Oh, so I went to trade Conker for Unreal 2: Liandri and it turns out I have 270 store points because I've been going there for so long.
So if I buy one more new game, I get 30 points, and with 300 points I get a free game of my choice, and I asked him "Can it be Black? It comes out in Feb 06" and he said "Yup"
COOL! FREE GAME!

[Dread Pirate]

NOT ME :down :down :mad: :(

http://www.brob.com/images/sedancentaurposedown.jpgRemember the Christopher Walken SNL Centaur sketch?

[블라스]

Never saw that one!

[Dread Pirate]

Walken is interviewing Chris Parnell for a job, except Parnell is a Centaur, with a big fake centaur bottom half and all.

And he's asking him all sorts of weird Centaur questions. Like "Is there Centaur Porn?" or "Would you ever have sex with a horse?" or "How do you wipe your ass?" and such. Quite funny.

[r3dn3x]

Sandra Hess (and no, I don't have the movie :mad: )
http://sandrahess.webpark.pl/sh_2/fhm_2.jpg

http://sandrahess.webpark.pl/sh_2/fhm_6.jpg

sorry to interfere but wow....

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Walken is interviewing Chris Parnell for a job, except Parnell is a Centaur, with a big fake centaur bottom half and all.

And he's asking him all sorts of weird Centaur questions. Like "Is there Centaur Porn?" or "Would you ever have sex with a horse?" or "How do you wipe your ass?" and such. Quite funny.

Well, Walken makes everything better, but that does sound funny :up:

[Mr. Bojangles]

The sexiness of Steam's update REVEALED WITH PICS :eek:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/RyanMarine/de_newportbeach0011.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/RyanMarine/de_newportbeach0009.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/RyanMarine/de_newportbeach0006.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/RyanMarine/de_newportbeach0004.jpg

[Twitch]

So Clint is at his Grandma's for Xmas eve. and I'm listening to Motion City Soundtrack.

What should I do oh wise Gammy :confused:

[Mr. Bojangles]

battlefront II for xbox/live :mad:

[Red Ranger]

alright

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So Clint is at his Grandma's for Xmas eve. and I'm listening to Motion City Soundtrack.

What should I do oh wise Gammy :confused:

Hmm....
Watch Sin City Recut and Extended which you really should have?

[Master Chief]

That water looks f**kin' insane.

[Twitch]

Hmm....
Watch Sin City Recut and Extended which you really should have?

I'll rent it tomorow :ghost:

(or at least the original cut Sin City)

[블라스]

I'll rent it tomorow :ghost:

(or at least the original cut Sin City)

THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!

[InsaneMembrane]

Hmm....
Watch Sin City Recut and Extended which you really should have?

The mall was closed I'll pick UC:LC tommorow or monday. Though you should buy Halo 2 so we can play tommorow or whenever.

[Red Ranger]

gammy, perhaps battlefront?

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The mall was closed I'll pick UC:LC tommorow or monday. Though you should buy Halo 2 so we can play tommorow or whenever.

That sounds good enough.
Yeah, I guess I could, I was actually thinking of getting that Halo 3-disc set, but I dunno...

[블라스]

gammy, perhaps battlefront?

Yeah, that sounds good.
Lemme get on Live right now.

Does "25 to Life" have ANY chance at being good?

[Twitch]

THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!

:(:(:(

[Red Ranger]

are you like.... gonna invite me

[블라스]

Someone invite me :confused:

[Red Ranger]

NO you invite me! this is the first time I have ever even seen the menu of this game, I don't know what I'm doing

[Master Chief]

Anyone hear about the MMORPG that's online 24/7 and it's like GTA except you can be a cop or gangster? When you're offline you can buy defenses to protect your base during your absence, and if yer a cop you can get promoted to SWAT and stuffs. I can't remember where I read about it, it sounded pretty badass.

[Red Ranger]

Gamera. I'm really sorry, but I hate that game. Sorry to just leave, but I couldn't play it any longer.

[Master Chief]

lol, that's farkin' hilarious

[블라스]

wtf??

[블라스]

LOL!
Ok, ok, at least we played for a bit.
It was my first time creating a match, sorry.
Any other Live games?

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Oh well, as long as I'm logged on, I'm going to download those Unreal packs :up:

[Red Ranger]

yeah I have a few.... but lately I just don't like playing videogames. I don't think I'll get a 360 either, we'll see. But no thanks.

[블라스]

Heh okie dokie.

[Master Chief]

I've lately only been playing games to vent my frustration by shooting s**t... is that wrong?

[블라스]

Nah.
But why don't you want Black then? :down :(

[Master Chief]

Never said I didn't want it, that silence pistol headshot stuff looks hot, but the death animations irk me. :o

[Mr. Bojangles]

Gammy I'll play you :(

[Mr. Bojangles]

And yes MC, it is insane :joker:

The super cool lighting makes me want to play through Half Life 2 a third time :o

[블라스]

Cool, what time?

[Mr. Bojangles]

15 minutes. :) :confused:

[블라스]

Sounds like a P :up:

But hurry up cause Frasier starts in 45 mins!

And could you create the game? I'm pretty bad at it :o

[블라스]

Never said I didn't want it, that silence pistol headshot stuff looks hot, but the death animations irk me. :o

They're very cinematic :up:

[Master Chief]

They're very cinematic :up:

But all the exact same? Bleh.

[블라스]

I'm pretty sure they were different :confused:

Hey get on Live MC!

[Mr. Bojangles]

Aight Im making it now

[블라스]

Cool.

[Master Chief]

I'm pretty sure they were different :confused:

Hey get on Live MC!

Which game? :confused:

[Mr. Bojangles]

****(ING LIVE UPDATE :mad:

[Master Chief]

I don't have Battlefront II. :(

Since I'm on anyways I'll play Halo 2.

[Mr. Bojangles]

Too bad. We kicked (& each other's) ass :)

[블라스]

Hahaha PPP kicked my ass.
That was awesome, dude.
FRASIER!

[Master Chief]

I think I met your twin on XBox live PPP. He sounds exactly like you and screams in close quarter combat.

[Mr. Bojangles]

hahahaha

I heard him sneeze :o