360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[Master Chief]

All my teachers this semester are dudes. I don't like this semester. :(

[The Last Meatbag]

pwnt :o









one minute late :(

[Master Chief]

My history teacher is cool, and my religion teacher is kinda cool, and my computer teacher isn't a complete ass but seriously, I want a female teacher. I miss my drama class! :(

[Vic Mackey]

Nothing, cause it's not a Live game :confused:
That wouldn't stop Garret.

[Skaip]

Religion teacher?

[The Last Meatbag]

You take religion?



Anyway, it sucks how all teachers have to be ugly or nazis

[Master Chief]

Catholic school, you're forced. :O He pretty much just babbles on and assigns work.

[Vic Mackey]

Every female teacher I've ever had has been a complete *******, I'd take a guy teacher any day :confused:

[WhatsHisFace]

Cathaholic school, huh? Don't let the Nun's break your hands.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Catholic school, you're forced. :O He pretty much just babbles on and assigns work.


I went to a catholic school, it was alright.

[Skaip]

No matt, let the nuns break your hands.

[The Last Meatbag]

I can't imagine you in drama, the teacher being like "MATT SAY YOUR LINE!!!!"


Matt: "hmmfff........hmff...1001101001110!"





You don't talk

[WhatsHisFace]

I have to learn binary in IT. It's actually really easy and sense-making. :console:

[Vic Mackey]

01001110 01101111 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110010 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101101 01101111 00101110

[Master Chief]

No matt, let the nuns break your hands.

But... then I can't play video games. :(

Every female teacher I've ever had has been a complete *******, I'd take a guy teacher any day :confused:

My english teacher rocked because she was like, 25. And my drama teacher rocked because she was also prolly somewhere in her late twenties or early thirties. Bestest teachers evar. :(

I can't imagine you in drama, the teacher being like "MATT SAY YOUR LINE!!!!"


Matt: "hmmfff........hmff...1001101001110!"


You don't talk

Yeeeah yeah yeah. She pulled me aside after the first three classes and said I was doing a good job, and that some people came to her and said they weren't sure about me being in the class. Hah! I talk when I have to, like in PDZ a few mins ago I told these two kids they suck really bad.

[The Last Meatbag]

But... then I can't play video games. :(



My english teacher rocked because she was like, 25. And my drama teacher rocked because she was also prolly somewhere in her late twenties or early thirties. Bestest teachers evar. :(



Yeeeah yeah yeah. She pulled me aside after the first three classes and said I was doing a good job, and that some people came to her and said they weren't sure about me being in the class. Hah! I talk when I have to, like in PDZ a few mins ago I told these two kids they suck really bad.

Is that all you said?

[Master Chief]

Pretty much. Then they booted me so I gave them neg. rep, lol.

[The Last Meatbag]

You should've gotten into a full out fight like Clint and I do....well I just say **** you over and over again, but its still fun :o

[Master Chief]

Clint sent me a Halo 2 message but I was too lazy to put the game in. :confused: And I had no time to argue, he said in his whiny voice, "Yeah well I can boot you!"

[The Last Meatbag]

He was hyper last time, t'was weird

[Twitch]

So we took the 8th Grade Class of 06 picture today and the flashes were so fast that I had my head down during one and everyboy else was like ****ing confused.:confused: the camera caught them out of position. I didn't smile at all :o

[The Last Meatbag]

thats badass

[블라스]

That wouldn't stop Garret.

Of course it would :down

Xbox Live technology > Garrett's silly middle ages wooden eye technology.


He's still awesome though :(

[Vic Mackey]

The mechanists gave Garrett's (not wooden :mad:) eye a wireless connection to Xbox Live that also allowed him to rewrite game code on the fly to allow himself to enter other games and steal ninja equipment.

[블라스]

I doubt Garrett knows how to read :(
Even if he does, I really don't think computers are his forté :down

Stealing and backstabbing? Yeah, but he would crap his pants just by watching someone play Pong :(

[Vic Mackey]

He lives in a world with magic pagans, I don't think he'd be that terrified, the mechanists gave the City a whole bunch of modern technology anyways, they even had a sub :o

[Holly Goodhead]

i think im still blocking you, do you want me to unblock you? i kind of like the silence.

[The Last Meatbag]

he seems behaved :o

[블라스]

They had a sub??

[Vic Mackey]

i think im still blocking you, do you want me to unblock you? i kind of like the silence.
Who? Me? Not really :confused:





And yes, they had a sub in Thief 2. It was awesome.

[WhatsHisFace]

Yeah, it was called the "Abacus Finch" or something like that.

[Skaip]

Right, I just had a 30 mins talk with this girl over the phone about how her ex was back in town and she thinks she's still not over him and asked me if I was ok with that and I'm supposed to call her back and tell her if I am or not.

















I hate girls :mad:

[The Last Meatbag]

is this the Resident Evil one?

[Skaip]

Yes.

[The Last Meatbag]

Kill the whore

[Holly Goodhead]

Right, I just had a 30 mins talk with this girl over the phone about how her ex was back in town and she thinks she's still not over him and asked me if I was ok with that and I'm supposed to call her back and tell her if I am or not.

















I hate girls :mad:

you love men.

[Skaip]

you love men.


Girls I knew a year ago told me I was too fat.

Now they tell me I'm too skinny.

And then the girl who 'loves' me 'likes' somone else.

**** yeah I think I might go gay.

[Holly Goodhead]

Girls I knew a year ago told me I was too fat.

Now they tell me I'm too skinny.

And then the girl who 'loves' me 'likes' somone else.

**** yeah I think I might go gay.

you are gay, i can smell it. come out of the closet and join us...

[Holly Goodhead]

maybe WHF will follow after you.

[Skaip]

wtf ever, maybe I should just end it now, the picture Zenien painted wasn't very pretty. Stormy clouds and such.

[Vic Mackey]

Girls I knew a year ago told me I was too fat.

Now they tell me I'm too skinny.

And then the girl who 'loves' me 'likes' somone else.

**** yeah I think I might go gay.
I feel your pain. I was talking to this girl for a while now, never started conversation with her so that any time we talked it was because she wanted to, the last few months, always telling her she didn't really want to be talking or anything, and then all of a sudden she comes at me with this "I just don't want to talk because I feel like I have to bull****", when if anything, I've been the one that's had to completly change my schedule sometimes just to talk to her, and all of a sudden "oops, too busy". Girls are complete *******s and only good for sex until they hit age 30 Clint, stay away from them unless you're in a bed room :|

[The Last Meatbag]

I just thought about something funny


People in wheelchairs having sex.....


genius :o

[Skaip]

I think I'll spend my life single untill around my 30s, that's about when it clicks that their baby making days are almost over and they jump to the first home owning man with a job they find.

:(:(:(

[WaffleKnockers]

My mom had me when she was like 42 :O

I had a bigger risk of being born with down syndrome :down

[Skaip]

I don't like kakashi anymore:

http://www.fairvue.com/developments/colossalcon4/kakashi.jpg

[WaffleKnockers]

***** doesn't even have the right headprotector on :o

[The Last Meatbag]

Dont let losers ruin joor interests

[블라스]

I think I'll spend my life single untill around my 30s, that's about when it clicks that their baby making days are almost over and they jump to the first home owning man with a job they find.

:(:(:(

Hell no, don't settle for those hypocrits, let them stay with the dumb jocks they chose when they could have had you :down
There are smart girls, trust me.

[WhatsHisFace]

My mom had me when she was like 42 :O

I had a bigger risk of being born with down syndrome :down
I had a risk of being born with Down Syndrome too.

Thank God we turned out healthy.

[Holly Goodhead]

I had a risk of being born with Down Syndrome too.

Thank God we turned out healthy.

healthy? someone lied to you, lol.

[WhatsHisFace]

healthy? someone lied to you, lol.
Why do you always hate me on AIM? :(

[Holly Goodhead]

cause youre a total poptart

[WhatsHisFace]

If I weren't gay and you weren't lesbain, you know what would happen.

[kemikal]

Sex?

[THWIP*]

Sex?


WHO THE F**K ARE YOU? :confused:

[kemikal]

Who The **** Do You Think?

[WhatsHisFace]

WHO THE F**K ARE YOU? :confused:
Who The **** Do You Think?
Ah, the question that NEVER gets answered.

This online secret-identity garbage is really annoying.

[THWIP*]

Who The **** Do You Think?


WELL, LET'S SEE:

'LETSHANGBENDIS' IS 'RIZ'

'VIC MACKEY' IS 'DRT'

'WAFFLEKNOCKERS' IS 'PPP'

'SKAIP' IS 'KLXNT'


SO, THE ANSWER IS, I DON'T KNOW, AND GUESS I REALLY DON'T F**KING CARE. :confused::up:

[Vic Mackey]

Kemikal could be Rodan's return, or Riz being a dumb ass again maybe.

[블라스]

hI PEOPLE.

[Vic Mackey]

Hello Gamera.

[블라스]

Hello, Dee Arr Tee.

[Vic Mackey]

So I stayed out of school for the 2nd day. I have no motivation to get out of bed in the morning if I know I'm just going there to deal with idiots all day.

[블라스]

I really wish you wouldn't be so negative.

[THWIP*]

So I stayed out of school for the 2nd day. I have no motivation to get out of bed in the morning if I know I'm just going there to deal with idiots all day.


AND YET, YOU'RE PERFECTLY WILLING TO COME HERE AND DO SO. :confused: ;)

[Vic Mackey]

I only have this tab open out of habit. I'm pretty much just spending my whole day with my good friend pornography.

[블라스]

At least you'll have Oblivion soon.
That will make you happy, right?

[Vic Mackey]

No.

[블라스]

Damn :(
Anything I can do?

[Vic Mackey]

I'd love a sandwich.

[블라스]

Best I can do at the moment...

http://www.cricketsoda.com/images/storyimages/yumfood/sandwich.jpg

[THWIP*]

At least you'll have Oblivion soon.
That will make you happy, right?


'GAMMY', PLEASE EXPLAIN TO HIM WHY GAMES LIKE 'OBLIVION', 'DEUS EX', 'FABLE' ARE NOT REALLY RPG'S. I'M HAVING NO LUCK, AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT THAT I LIKE AN RPG, WHEN I KNOW DAMN WELL I HATE THEM. :(

[Vic Mackey]

They're not what most would consider traditional, but they are real RPGs, and they're actually the more traditional as they're based on older designs than the japanese stuff. You've been an RPG fan all along :(


And that sandwich looks great. Alot better than the ****ty PB&J I put together :(

[Master Chief]

I made myself an omelette and I didn't set the kitchen on fire! :)

[Vic Mackey]

Shane Vendrell dies on The Shield master chief.

[Master Chief]

What? When? :confused:

[Vic Mackey]

Never. Watch the damn show and you'd know this stuff :mad:

[Master Chief]

I'm downloading ep. 5. :) AND I AM GETTING F**kING owneD!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Smilies/cursin10.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/pwnt.jpg

:(

[THWIP*]

THIS IS F**KING SCARY (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1539.html) :down:(

THAT'S HOW I IMAGINE 'ZENIEN' WOULD SOUND. :O

[블라스]

'GAMMY', PLEASE EXPLAIN TO HIM WHY GAMES LIKE 'OBLIVION', 'DEUS EX', 'FABLE' ARE NOT REALLY RPG'S. I'M HAVING NO LUCK, AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT THAT I LIKE AN RPG, WHEN I KNOW DAMN WELL I HATE THEM. :(

Kev, you know I love ya man, but I'm afraid Oblivion IS an RPG :(

Although, RPG means role playing game, and you play a role in pretty much every game, so I guess every game is an RPG :confused:

[블라스]

Straight from the all mighty Wikipedia...

Deus Ex (DX) is a computer role-playing game developed by Ion Storm Inc. and published by Eidos Interactive in 2000. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex)

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Developer(s) Bethesda Game Studios
Publisher(s) Bethesda Softworks LLC & Take Two Interactive
Distributor(s)
Designer(s) Todd Howard, Executive Producer
Engine Custom Gamebryo Engine using SpeedTree Technology, Radiant A.I. and Havok 3.0 Physics
Latest version
Release date(s) Early 2006
Genre(s) RPG
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls_IV:_Oblivion)

Fable is MIA :confused:

[Skaip]

owneD!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/pwnt.jpg



What's all blurry?

[Master Chief]

What's all blurry?

Canadian Secret Service files. :o

[블라스]

Gay racoon porn!

[THWIP*]

Straight from the all mighty Wikipedia...

Deus Ex (DX) is a computer role-playing game developed by Ion Storm Inc. and published by Eidos Interactive in 2000. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex)

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Developer(s) Bethesda Game Studios
Publisher(s) Bethesda Softworks LLC & Take Two Interactive
Distributor(s)
Designer(s) Todd Howard, Executive Producer
Engine Custom Gamebryo Engine using SpeedTree Technology, Radiant A.I. and Havok 3.0 Physics
Latest version
Release date(s) Early 2006
Genre(s) RPG
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls_IV:_Oblivion)

Fable is MIA :confused:


I KNOW.......BUT THEY ARE WIDELY REFERRED TO AS "ACTION/RPG'S", EVEN IN GAMING MAGS. MY POINT WAS, THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN PUT THE CRAPPY 'FF' GAMES, AND 'OBLIVION' IN THE SAME CATEGORY. :o

[Skaip]

Yeah, Role Playing Games... you... play a role?

[Vic Mackey]

There's a difference between playing a role (Oblivion, Deus Ex) and having it played for you (Final Fantasy and every game where you control an avatar). If you can't change the story, a characters reaction to things, what they're good at, etc, then it isn't a role playing game. I can't make Master Chief a master hacker but not so good at the guns type of character for example.

[블라스]

I KNOW.......BUT THEY ARE WIDELY REFERRED TO AS "ACTION/RPG'S", EVEN IN GAMING MAGS. MY POINT WAS, THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN PUT THE CRAPPY 'FF' GAMES, AND 'OBLIVION' IN THE SAME CATEGORY. :o

I kinda love FF7 :(

I guess you can say the FF games are turn-based RPGs and games like Oblivion, Jade Empire (yes, I love it dammit :mad: ) and Deus Ex are real time RPGs.

[Vic Mackey]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/jcdenton1558/superspeed.jpg

Two minutes, ****ing stupid :down


And Jade Empire was a fantastic game Gamera, you have ever reason to love it. These guys are just tasteless.

[Drakon]

So, I've been addicted to Dark Cloud 2 for a week now. And I got KOTOR 2 and Sudeki together for 15 bucks. I'm happy.

[WhatsHisFace]

It was a KotOR clone.

[The Last Meatbag]

Dark Cloud was annoying as hell :o

[Vic Mackey]

Oh no, it cloned one of the best games in the past 10 years :rolleyes:

[The Last Meatbag]

Kotor II sucked/sucks

[Master Chief]

KOTOR II was cool. Until the ending. What the f**k was up with that? You'd think after making a game that complex they'd have a decent ending. But I guess all that needed to be said was said and done and nothing else was necesarry.

And I found out The Shield airs in Canada on Wednesday at 10:00 on Channel 11, sweet.

and yo DRT wuz the name o' that OS betch.

[Vic Mackey]

Kotor II sucked/sucks
I'm dying to hear why.

[The Last Meatbag]

It was the exact same game but with a crappier story and your team mates could change color :o
Even though the first was great, they didn't add enough change to the sequel to make it any better, the graphics were exactly the same, you couldn't choose from a wider variety of character models, and the first level was too ****in' annoying :o

[Master Chief]

I don't know, I thought the addition of the "Empty" sign when a thing was empty was nice. Since in the first y'know, I opened the same case fifteen times by "accident".

[Master Chief]

I want some PDZ toys, Joanna is so hot I want her to be on my desk all the time. :O

[The Last Meatbag]

I want her to be on me all the time....... thats the geekiest thing I think Ive ever said :(

[블라스]

DRT: Oh man, I know.
Monk Zeng is just ahh....awesome.
I hope they make a sequel for 360 :up:

[WaffleKnockers]

I want some PDZ toys, Joanna is so hot I want her to be on my desk all the time. :O

http://fourcade.didier.free.fr/n64/images/divers/toy-03.jpg :O

[The Last Meatbag]

That Joanna isn't hawt :o


PDZ Joanna is though :up:

[Master Chief]

That's not from Perfect Dark Zero. :confused: I mean the outfit with the jeans. In the Infiltration part of the Trinity mission.

[The Last Meatbag]

Oh yeah, the rock climbing one :o

[WaffleKnockers]

ooooh.....


well...

http://www.plasticdeathmatch.com/pdt2/r1f7/14.jpeg

[Master Chief]

That figure would be hotter with different hair. :o And a hotter outfit. :O

[WaffleKnockers]

I think they cut something big out :(....this was in PDZ's photo gallery :confused:
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/616/616696/perfect-dark-zero-20050518075212489.jpg

[Master Chief]

or mayhaps it was just a promo :confused:

Anyways, I said someone looked like Conan O Brian for fun, and then my english teacher came across and asked what we were talking about and she said he looked like Conan too, loolll

[The Last Meatbag]

Im going to go to bed and dream about Michael Bolton

[Twitch]

So, I've been addicted to Dark Cloud 2 for a week now. And I got KOTOR 2 and Sudeki together for 15 bucks. I'm happy.

Yeah, my sister is addicted Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life. I am so tempted to pick up Animal Crossing for like 5 bucks. :(

[LetsHangBendis]

THWIPS IDEA OF A FUN SATURDAY NIGHT (http://catinheat.ytmnsfw.com/)

[THWIP*]

THWIPS IDEA OF A FUN SATURDAY NIGHT (http://catinheat.ytmnsfw.com/)


I WOULD POST SOMETHING SIMILAR FOR YOU, BUT I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF YOUR MOTHER. :o

[MutualAgreement]

It snowed today.

[WhatsHisFace]

I think they cut something big out :(....this was in PDZ's photo gallery :confused:
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/616/616696/perfect-dark-zero-20050518075212489.jpg
That's not in the final game?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[MutualAgreement]

All I see is x's.. Thank you God for school computers.

Not to mention it keeps messing up.

[WhatsHisFace]

It snowed today.
Did you get off from school?

[Vic Mackey]

MA doesn't have an xbox360, so she isn't a real person under the "DRT-WHF Forum Treaty of '06". Be sure to treat her accordingly.

[MutualAgreement]

Your mommy bought it for you. :o

[WhatsHisFace]

Your mommy bought it for you. :o
At least he HAS a mom, loL!

[MutualAgreement]

No, not off school, in school, just wishing a blizzard would hit and we wouldn't be here. :(

Forgot to mention, I make more money at my job, but I don't have a home. Sort of. Double :(

[Vic Mackey]

Don't forget to call me gay and stupid too :rolleyes:

[MutualAgreement]

Heh. Just saying, I'd have an Xbox 360, if I had the money for one. Not my fault, stop picking on me. :( :( :(

[WhatsHisFace]

My last post was so good but it got ignored. :(

[Vic Mackey]

My last post was so good but it got ignored. :(
You have an unimpressive penis

[Vic Mackey]

Internet moderators are the coolest.

[Vic Mackey]

**** you hype

[Vic Mackey]

ban me for multiple accounts will you well **** YOU!!!!!

[Master Chief]

If you get the username Vic Mackey banned, you suck. :o

[The Last Meatbag]

What the hell is going on?

[블라스]

Hi people.

[The Last Meatbag]

eyyyyyyy

[블라스]

Hahaha Fonzie greeting.

Who was scared of the Fonz around here?

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/~rb224/images/fonz.jpg

[WaffleKnockers]

:confused:.....what happened?

[블라스]

The Fonz rules!

[WhatsHisFace]

The Fonz is the coolest.

His name was Arthur though, and that's kind of un-dudeical. :(

[WhatsHisFace]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/1215/shogunslohikick5oc.gif
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2285/253033321766vq0zh.gif

[블라스]

1st. Video = Awesome (and risky) kick.
2nd. Video = One of the fastest counter punches I've seen.

[블라스]

Holy crap.
Yes, they are making a sequel.
*splurt* *splurt* *spluuuuuurt*

http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/687/687311/lego-star-wars-the-original-trilogy-20060209032606421.jpg

http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/687/687311/lego-star-wars-the-original-trilogy-20060209032607686.jpg

http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/687/687311/lego-star-wars-the-original-trilogy-20060209032608999.jpg

http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/687/687311/lego-star-wars-the-original-trilogy-20060209032611905.jpg

http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/687/687311/lego-star-wars-the-original-trilogy-20060209032610373.jpg

[블라스]

I wonder if there's a book that teaches one how to fight/jump/be cool like Zorro, cause I'd buy it in half a sec :(

[WaffleKnockers]

BOO! :eek:

[Master Chief]

Is Lego Star Wars II on the 360? :O

And dammit, DRT got VIC MACKEY banned. What the f**kin' hell.

[블라스]

He's not that badass, Matt.
Bauer is more dangerous, I guess.
He's just a bald, fatty, corrupt cop :O

Oh, LSW2 is not going to be out for 360 :o

[LetsHangBendis]

Ballmer is far more dangerous than Bauer though.

[블라스]

Well...

You can't top him :(

http://vegalleries.com/wbltd/CP1290Mythology-Batman.jpg

[WaffleKnockers]

He's not that badass, Matt.
Bauer is more dangerous, I guess.
He's just a bald, fatty, corrupt cop :O

Oh, LSW2 is not going to be out for 360 :o

Might be backwards compatible :(

[블라스]

Might be backwards compatible :(

Well...

"David Perkinson: We considered having LEGO Star Wars II on the next-gen platforms, but with seven versions of the game in simultaneous production already, we don't quite have the resources to really focus on the Xbox 360 or PS3, especially considering that so much of our audience is still content in the current generation."

So I don't know, could be I guess :confused:

[LetsHangBendis]

Well...

You can't top him :(

http://vegalleries.com/wbltd/CP1290Mythology-Batman.jpg
Alex Ross Batman is fatter than Ballmer. And lamer.

[블라스]

And still kicks Ballmer's ass :mad:

(Who's this Ballmer guy, btw? :confused: )

[Skaip]

LSW on XBL would be fun. Very much so if they have a higher difficulty. I mean, the first game was a lot of fun... but it was impossible to lose. :(

[LetsHangBendis]

Steve Ballmer. A crazy mother ****er that works for Microsoft. He goes into random hilarious tirades sometimes. Hold on, I'll link.

http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.avi

[WaffleKnockers]

Isn't that the guy who ejaculated while talking about developers?

[WhatsHisFace]

Yes. It was a very dark day.

[Master Chief]

He's not that badass, Matt.
Bauer is more dangerous, I guess.
He's just a bald, fatty, corrupt cop :O

Oh, LSW2 is not going to be out for 360 :o

But Mackey rules. You see Tuesday's episode? That was just genius. :D Forest Whitaker screaming and throwing furniture is priceless. :D :o

Bauer does rule though, in season 3 he pretty much doesn't hesitate at all when he's forced to play russian roulette. It was badass.

And why the f@&$ isn't it coming out on the 360?! LEGOS ON THE 360 IS GENIUS AND I WANT A HIGHER GAMER SCORE! :(

[블라스]

Riz: Wow :eek:

MC: I've yet to see a SINGLE episode of The Shield :(

[Skaip]

haven't either.

[블라스]

What have you been up to, my friend?

[LetsHangBendis]

Riz: Wow :eek:

MC: I've yet to see a SINGLE episode of The Shield
Now that you understand Ballmer related humor:

http://steveballmernailslindsaylohan.ytmnd.com/

[Drakon]

WHF---I haven't banned anyone in like, a month. I've barely been online since this whole schedule change thing that's happened with me.

[THWIP*]

WHF---I haven't banned anyone in like, a month. I've barely been online since this whole schedule change thing that's happened with me.


WHAT'S YOUR SCHEDULE LIKE NOW?

[WhatsHisFace]

WHF---I haven't banned anyone in like, a month. I've barely been online since this whole schedule change thing that's happened with me.
sORRY, i MEANT mODS AS A WHOLE.

[Master Chief]

Riz: Wow :eek:

MC: I've yet to see a SINGLE episode of The Shield :(

But... but... it's the shield!! :(

[Twitch]

Did you ever check out NYPD:Blue Matt?

[Master Chief]

no, I forgot :o But there's like no torrents anyways.

[Twitch]

Damn, I think you should take a risk and pick up a Season boxset

[Master Chief]

Yeah, I might. But there aren't any of those either. :confused:

Anyways I'm gonna play PDZ again, and its gonna make me wanna scream

[Twitch]

Yeah, I might. But there aren't any of those either. :confused:

Anyways I'm gonna play PDZ again, and its gonna make me wanna scream

I wonder why since the series ended last year after like 10+ years :confused:

[Master Chief]

Yeah, strangeness. I'll watch Law and Order instead. :o

newayz, lol, the funniest thing happened in my math class. Someone threw a pen or something trying to get it in the garbage, and there was a sub teacher, a little chinese lady. So she turns around to the area it was thrown, and pointed and told this Mexican dude sitting next to me to go pick it up, and he looks at her and goes, "What the f**k you telling me to pick it up for?" casually. It was the funniest thing I've had happen at school, her reaction was priceless. :D

[The Last Meatbag]

I hate blockbuster, every single one of their 360 games were out :(

[XwolverineX]

I hate blockbuster, every single one of their 360 games were out :(


Same her, but I don't even have one.. :down :(

[The Last Meatbag]

go buy one :o

[Master Chief]

Yeah, my Wal-Mart has nine or ten core systems, and it had two premiums yesterday.

[The Last Meatbag]

I have to wait about a month to get another game, but its Oblivion so jah :)

[Drakon]

WHAT'S YOUR SCHEDULE LIKE NOW?
Until further notice, I am now working mornings [9-5] instead of closes [5-1]

sORRY, i MEANT mODS AS A WHOLE.

Oh. Either way, I was replying to your IM from earlier.

[블라스]

Hey people.

I know it's the shield, Matt, but umm...so? :( :confused:
You should watch Sha Po Lang to see some real badass police dudes.

[Twitch]

Oh thw joy of searching through Bargin Bins at EB games

Got:
Max Payne
The Matrix
Batman Begins
Once Upon A Time In Mexico(would have been awesome if I found Desperado too :()
:up:

[The Last Meatbag]

I regret renting from Russia With Love, Everything or Nothing was so much better :(

[블라스]

My sister rented Stubbs the Zombie.
Worst fracking game ever.

[Master Chief]

lol stubbs :)
i was thinking about renting it, then decided nay because i didn't feel like playing with an xbox controller again.
PDZ is fun :cool: I've been looking for PDZ wallpapers, I found a cool one :o

[블라스]

You sure like PDZ.
I guess I'll get it.
But Black is going to be better :(

[Master Chief]

Yeah, I love it lots. :) Black does look awesome though, and I'm getting it for sure 'cause my dad is interested too. It shall rocketh all. :up: But PDZ does rule too. I love Rare, they rock.

[The Last Meatbag]

From Russia With Love is the worst game ever :(

[블라스]

MC: Can't wait to play some CoD2 with you :up:

TLM: Pffft, don't remind me about FRwL :(

[Master Chief]

I'd tap....e that s**t with my mind.... with my miiiieeIiiind. That song rules too.

Anyways, what the hell made you want to play From Russia With Love?

ANd yeah gammy dude, CoD2 online would be cool... I hope they have the lag fixed by then. :(

[블라스]

Tomb Raider: Legend....ahhhhh that's where it's at :up:

[The Last Meatbag]

MC: Can't wait to play some CoD2 with you :up:

TLM: Pffft, don't remind me about FRwL :(


All you do is run target shoot five times run again, there's nothing special about it at all. Dammit EA why couldn't you have made it like EoN :(

[Master Chief]

Statistically more people get driven over by a bus than killed by Ninja-Assassins. But then, who knows how many people get pushed infront of a bus by Ninjas.

[블라스]

Because that would have made us happy.

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm thinking of starting a Ninja-frat. We are going to attack other Frat parties and then plunder the goods. Plus, we will train all the time in MMA.

[Tremere]

I love Rare, they rock.
It's good to see that the whole forum hasn't been overtaken with idiots yet.

[InsaneMembrane]

I swear I'm the only person in the Games Forum who doesnt own a 360..

[Skaip]

There's 4 of us.

[The Last Meatbag]

Master Chief, Me, Waffleknockers, and................................

[InsaneMembrane]

Master Chief, Me, Waffleknockers, and................................

THWIP*, Gammy is getting one soon, DRT has one, Howlingwolf or w/e has one NOFX etc.

[Twitch]

I swear I'm the only person in the Games Forum who doesnt own a 360..

I'm in a tight money situation so that's why I don't have one

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm in a college situation so that's why I don't have one.

[The Last Meatbag]

THWIP*, Gammy is getting one soon, DRT has one, Howlingwolf or w/e has one NOFX etc.

When are you going to get yours?

[Dark Zero]

Look at me!! New usernames rule. :(

[Tremere]

Especially when they're as cool as that one.

[LetsHangBendis]

That's easily the lamest username ever DRT. So l33t.

[블라스]

I f***ing hate everything.

[Tremere]

I'm not sure which one Riz is talking about, nor am I sure whether or not to point out that neither name has numeric characters in it, making it impossible for them to be "leet", or to point out that if he's referring to geek levels, referring to comic writers by name is by far the most geeky thing in the thread. :confused:

And gamera, don't hate everything. Good job, soon to be good wife, friends, health, Gamera World rocks.

[Twitch]

What inspired you to think your current name up DRT? :confused:

[블라스]

I don't hate everything, but my poodle Dalilah got lost yesterday, and you have no idea how bad I feel.
I even called my best friend Thwippy to tell him about it and I was losing it at first.
I cry if I think about her for even 10 seconds, like I'm doing right now.

[Tremere]

What inspired you to think your current name up DRT? :confused:
Playing Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines again and realizing how uncontrollably badass and manly clan Tremere is :confused:

And Gamera, did she have a tag or anything like that? My cat ran away for like a week and I was pretty sure she was living somewhere else/dead, but she eventually got sent back to us, so all hope is not lost :up:

[The Last Meatbag]

They need to release that for Console, preferably XBox 360 :o

[블라스]

She doesn't have a tag, since she's a house dog, but yeah, I'm still hoping I'll find her again.
I put up lots of "missing" thingies, and we live in kind of umm...exclusive? block, so there's not a lot of people that come through here, and the closest main avenue is veeeeery far away, so yeah, I'm hoping I'll find her soon.

[Tremere]

Troika doesn't exist anymore (it was mostly gobbled up by Obsidian and Bioware and Bethesda though, so I guess I'll recover), but one of the devs said the one feature they regret not having was "an xbox port", so it may get a really quick port with no memory leak and "Society of Leopold crash"

[Tremere]

She doesn't have a tag, since she's a house dog, but yeah, I'm still hoping I'll find her again.
I put up lots of "missing" thingies, and we live in kind of umm...exclusive? block, so there's not a lot of people that come through here, and the closest main avenue is veeeeery far away, so yeah, I'm hoping I'll find her soon.
If it's a gated community I wouldn't think she'd be able to get that far anyways, I'm sure she'll turn up :up:

[블라스]

If it's a gated community I wouldn't think she'd be able to get that far anyways, I'm sure she'll turn up :up:

I'm also sure she'll turn up, it's just hard for me right now.
But thanks :up:

[Dark Zero]

I went to see Firewall, hah, Harrison Ford still rules. And Gammy, you should strap on some hunting stuff and go hunting for yer puppy. If I had a pet or something and lost him/her, I'd be homeless since I'd be looking forever. :(

[Skaip]

I don't hate everything, but my poodle Dalilah got lost yesterday, and you have no idea how bad I feel.
I even called my best friend Thwippy to tell him about it and I was losing it at first.
I cry if I think about her for even 10 seconds, like I'm doing right now.

In a week, if she doesn't turn up (which she probably won't, not to get you down, but you know...) just buy a new puppy. You'll be as good as new Blas.

[블라스]

Well, food's not working, beer's not working either.
I don't think I've ever cried this much.

Thanks Clint.
But I'm not giving up on her.

MC: Yeah, I'm gonna look for her until I find her.

[Skaip]

Beer + Sadness = stupid idea.

I know what would cheer you up :D

[Skaip]

But if it means anything, I know exactly what you feel like right now. My cat Sam was the coolest pet I ever had. He would be sitting on top of my computer when I got home, and when I played games he would attack the things moving on the TV. Since there is some give in our doors, when he pawed at it it sounded just like he was knocking so I always knew when he wanted to come in.

I saw him get ran over. And it wasn't like a fast death either, the car smashed the back half of his body, but he was still alive, and he was making the worse screech I had ever heard. Like when two cats are fighting. He was also clawing at his smashed lower body, like he was trying to attack what ever was hurting him so bad.

At least it's VERY likely somone picked your dog up.

[Dark Zero]

But if it means anything, I know exactly what you feel like right now. My cat Sam was the coolest pet I ever had. He would be sitting on top of my computer when I got home, and when I played games he would attack the things moving on the TV. Since there is some give in our doors, when he pawed at it it sounded just like he was knocking so I always knew when he wanted to come in.

I saw him get ran over. And it wasn't like a fast death either, the car smashed the back half of his body, but he was still alive, and he was making the worse screech I had ever heard. Like when two cats are fighting. He was also clawing at his smashed lower body, like he was trying to attack what ever was hurting him so bad.

At least it's VERY likely somone picked your dog up.

That is f**ked up. :(

[The Last Meatbag]

Dude...........that sucks......RIP Sam :(

[Zenien]

RIP Sam. :(

Good luck Gamerama. :( :up: If it is a gated community she should show up, does your area have a missing pet thing set up? Does she have a collar with an address on it?

Good luck Gamera. :up:

[The Last Meatbag]

Yeah good luck gammy...Im thinking of the worst right now and I can only thing of one bad possibility,you should be able to find her though

[Zenien]

My sister rented Stubbs the Zombie.
Worst fracking game ever.

What the heck, why did you just talk like someone from the new Battlestar Galactica. :confused:

[The Last Meatbag]

........where did he post that?

[Zenien]

Page 174. :confused:

[The Last Meatbag]

........

[Dark Zero]

. . . .. .

So Perfect Dark Zero rules. I'm loving it. Hardcore. Seriously, I'd bang the disc if I had a penis tiny enough. Then I'd end up in the ER with cut up and sliced genitals. But I'm listening to oldies, and old music rules too. I want to beat PDZ on all the difficulties, including Dark Agent. That will be a b**ch, since Perfect Agent is already hard enough but so badass.

[Zenien]

........

Maybe I should mention that I have my CP set to show 40 posts per page...:o

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207922&page=278

The previous page is where he said it.

[The Last Meatbag]

The nightclub song kicks ass, but I don't think perfect agent would be that hard, ceptin' the Rainforest level, I hate that level with a passion :mad:

[Dark Zero]

The nightclub song kicks ass, but I don't think perfect agent would be that hard, ceptin' the Rainforest level, I hate that level with a passion :mad:

PA is pretty damn hard. You try beating the night club level on it? Man, it's a pain but so badass. I got the MP5, scoped out the first enforcer. Went around, unlocked the door with a melee then knocked out some guy patrolling the place, checked out the second enforcer, then sniped everyone in the area with one silence shot each. Dude, it was incredible, I was like, the ultimate markschick.

And the rain forest level is kind of easy, I just sit by the ship with that machine gun with the threat detector and pick off the suckers running out of the trees.

[The Last Meatbag]

in the begining of the level how the hell do you take out the guy leaning on the barrels?

[Dark Zero]

Barrels? Which guy? :confused:

[The Last Meatbag]

I mean the crates, at the beginning of the nightclub level there's some guy leaning against some crates on the dock, and you're supposed to take him out silently

[Dark Zero]

Oh. You just run up and melee him in the back. If you mean the very, very first guy you see when the mission starts.

[The Last Meatbag]

Yeah, for some reason I always get caught, is it true that you can talk to people in PDZ if you put your weapons away?

[Dark Zero]

I get caught sometimes too 'cause I'm in a hurry. Just make sure you hit him in the back.

Anyway, I did it on the scientists in that level before you meet the Carrington Institute Jonathan guy. The level where at the beginning you have to kill those two texas looking twins. I tried it for s**ts and giggles. Read the manual for which response to choose though, I chose the wrong one and they freaked out and started shooting me with that annoying psychosis gun after ringing the alarm.

[The Last Meatbag]

Yeah those guns piss you off because they make you all blurry and **** and the scientists sound like Walt Goodman from Family Guy

[Skaip]

Tomorrow's valintines and I told Andrea that if she had feelings for another guy we shouldn't be together.

I should've waited untill after tomorrow :mad:

[Tremere]

Is there a list of all the places I can just talk to people in PDZ? I had no idea I could do that :confused:

[WhatsHisFace]

Another Valentines day I'll be alone. I will always be alone. No matter how nice, how smart, attractive, or how funny I may be, I'm just not what girls are looking for. I can't keep pooring energy into a fruitless cause, I'm giving up on girls.

[Dark Zero]

Is there a list of all the places I can just talk to people in PDZ? I had no idea I could do that :confused:

I think pretty much any stealth mission. :up:

[Tremere]

Valentines day is going to suck.

[WhatsHisFace]

My friends are trying to make this thing with me an Hippy Girl work. I really tried to stop them but they took this plan they whipped up and they're going to ruin everything.

[pornaddict]

My friends are trying to make this thing with me an Hippy Girl work. I really tried to stop them but they took this plan they whipped up and they're going to ruin everything.

Are you sure you are not gay?

[Dark Zero]

Valentines day is going to suck.

I agree. Because its initials are VD, and that sucks too.

[WhatsHisFace]

Are you sure you are not gay?
I'm positive. Even if I was gay, I'd lie to you and say I wasn't.

But I'm telling the truth. I'm straight as an arrow.

[pornaddict]

I'm positive. Even if I was gay, I'd lie to you and say I wasn't.

But I'm telling the truth. I'm straight as an arrow.

Then why, if you are as good looking funny and smart as you say, can you not get a woman?

[The Last Meatbag]

Valentines always sucks, Im such a sad individual that I bought a "candy gram" to send to myself tomorrow..............hey its still candy and candy doesn't judge me :(

[WhatsHisFace]

Then why, if you are as good looking funny and smart as you say, can you not get a woman?
If I could answer that question, I would not be having this problem.

[WhatsHisFace]

Valentines always sucks, Im such a sad individual that I bought a "candy gram" to send to myself tomorrow..............hey its still candy and candy doesn't judge me :(
[in horror and slight disgust] You poor bastard.

[The Last Meatbag]

if it makes it any better the candy gram was a dollar :o

[WhatsHisFace]

You should have just got a gram of cocaine and lost the whole week. :(