360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[WaffleKnockers]

Anus.

[Dark Zero]

I got a warning for using "penis" too many times in a post. :down

[Tremere]

We're off to a good start.

Clitoris.

[Dark Zero]

Ovaries.

[Tremere]

I can't tongue an ovary man, you ****ed up :mad:

Nipple.

[THWIP*]

I got a warning for using "penis" too many times in a post. :down


THAT'S ODD. DID YOU USE IT SOMETHING LIKE 33 TIMES, AND THE 'HYPE' LIMIT IS 31? :confused:

[THWIP*]

I can't tongue an ovary man, you ****ed up :mad:

Nipple.


YOU CAN IF YOU'RE TALENTED LIKE ME. :)

http://www.kissfaq.com/news/gene_tongue.jpg

[Dark Zero]

THAT'S ODD. DID YOU USE IT SOMETHING LIKE 33 TIMES, AND THE 'HYPE' LIMIT IS 31? :confused:

That gang will suck massive amounts of [expletive deleted]. Truck loads. Of [expletive deleted]. Disgusting, raw, stiff male [expletive deleted]. Why did I feel the need to inform you that it was male [expletive deleted]? The same reason male strippers feel they have to inform you they are male strippers.

...I think it's because of how many times I used the word, only reason I can think of as to why I got a warning. :confused:

[WaffleKnockers]

Who the **** are pornaddict, tremer, and dark zero :confused: :down

[THWIP*]

Who the **** are pornaddict, tremer, and dark zero :confused: :down


'TREMERE' IS 'DRT'; I HAVE NO F**KING CLUE ABOUT THE OTHER 2. :o

[Tremere]

Who the **** are pornaddict, tremer, and dark zero :confused: :down
Tremere - DRT
Dark zero - Matt
porn addict - I assume it was you :confused:

[WaffleKnockers]

No :confused:

[Tremere]

yes it was :confused:

[WaffleKnockers]

Im not ****ing pornaddict queer *****face ******* milkshake smegmasucker

[Tremere]

******* is the hottest thing ever, especially when they combined it with pee porn, oh ma god.

[WhatsHisFace]

You aren't allowed to talk about peeing on people here.

[InsaneMembrane]

When are you going to get yours?

When the 360 isnt 600 dollars and more RPGs come out.

[WaffleKnockers]

Can't you take a trip across ther border or something and get it $200 cheaper :confused:

[Dark Zero]

It's only 400 something at my Wal-Mart. :O

[pornaddict]

Who the **** are pornaddict, tremer, and dark zero :confused: :down

who the **** are you?

[Tremere]

More important than you-Man? :confused:

[Morg]

That gang will suck massive amounts of [expletive deleted]. Truck loads. Of [expletive deleted]. Disgusting, raw, stiff male [expletive deleted]. Why did I feel the need to inform you that it was male [expletive deleted]? The same reason male strippers feel they have to inform you they are male strippers.

...I think it's because of how many times I used the word, only reason I can think of as to why I got a warning. :confused:

Maybe because who you are and how many times your usernames been banned?

[pornaddict]

More important than you-Man? :confused:

from what i see you seem to be a major dick. just don't even talk to me

[Tremere]

I just wanted to be your friend :(

[pornaddict]

I just wanted to be your friend :(

ok then. just don't start talking smack like you do to everyone else.

[Tremere]

Ok guy. Let's be best friends, lololol!! :D:D:D:D

[Dark Zero]

Maybe because who you are and how many times your usernames been banned?

I have a lot of usernames, but I've only been on probation twice (one actual probation, another a banned user probation in disguise) and have one username banned because I gave it to someone. :confused:

[Tremere]

I think he thinks I'm you :o

[Dark Zero]

No, he knows who, he has the nifty mod powers that let you see IPs. :o

[Tremere]

I have a new modem, router, and NIC since Vic Mackey got picked up by IAD, I doubt they can use their mod hocus pocus on me, and even so, they banned me for multiple accounts where none existed, so I wouldn't put too much faith in their brains to use those powers anyways.

[Morg]

I have a new modem, router, and NIC since Vic Mackey got picked up by IAD, I doubt they can use their mod hocus pocus on me, and even so, they banned me for multiple accounts where none existed, so I wouldn't put too much faith in their brains to use those powers anyways.


admiting being banned can get you banned

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

It's the coppers! Scram!

[Tremere]

admiting being banned can get you banned
So can following the rules of your probation to the letter and generally being on the straight and narrow as I learned.

[Morg]

So can following the rules of your probation to the letter and generally being on the straight and narrow as I learned.

Don't know about that since I'm still a newbie as a mod :)

[Zenien]

He abided by his probation which was 2 months, and then they still refused to unlock the account...

Hey Morgy look up Thecardplayer adn you'll find he's a troll. :)

[Tremere]

They banned me on the day my probation was lifted and then made up a bull**** excuse because they want me banned and yet they can't figure out why no one gives a **** what they say anymore in here :rolleyes:

[InsaneMembrane]

Can't you take a trip across ther border or something and get it $200 cheaper :confused:

umm acutually its 500 dollars cdn for premium which is like 410 dollars USD so I'm not really saving any money when you consider gas and whatnot.

[Skaip]

I was banned because penis pimples :)

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

umm acutually its 500 dollars cdn for premium which is like 410 dollars USD so I'm not really saving any money when you consider gas and whatnot.


Poor Canadian. :(

[Morg]

He abided by his probation which was 2 months, and then they still refused to unlock the account...

Hey Morgy look up Thecardplayer adn you'll find he's a troll. :)

Heck Zenien we have hundreds of trolls

[Tremere]

Heck Zenien we have hundreds of trolls
Such as oregondude, who I will pay large sums of money to see banned, or failing that, murdered savagely.

[oregondude]

Such as oregondude, who I will pay large sums of money to see banned, or failing that, murdered savagely.

Lil guy, you are easily the king of all trolls. The only 2 people that do not see that is you and your one friend.

[WhatsHisFace]

LOL, happy days are here again.

[블라스]

Don't know if anyone cares but I still feel like crap, but anyways....hey.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

That sucks, sorry to hear you're still sick Gammy.

Right now my fingers hurt from wailing on my axe all day. :o :(

[Zenien]

Get better Gamera, I'm ordering you so you better do it.

[블라스]

Thanks, guys.
I will get better, I guess.
It's just that I miss her so much.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

What, Who do you miss, What happened? Fill me in man.

[Dark Zero]

What, Who do you miss, What happened? Fill me in man.

His dog. She went missing a few days ago I think. :(

[블라스]

I'm sorry, Kit.
My poodle Dalilah got lost last Saturday.
I figured I'd be a bit better by now, but I can't think about her without crying :down

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I'm sorry, Kit.
My poodle Dalilah got lost last Saturday.
I figured I'd be a bit better by now, but I can't think about her without crying :down

Keep a vigile and I'm sure she'll turn up. I had the same thing happen a few years with a dog of my own.

[Morg]

Such as oregondude, who I will pay large sums of money to see banned, or failing that, murdered savagely.


I don't ban those on people say so. I do have to follow rules

[블라스]

Keep a vigile and I'm sure she'll turn up. I had the same thing happen a few years with a dog of my own.

Yeah, I'm not giving up on her, thanks buddy :)

Anyways, since tomorrow is our (umm..me and Irma) 3 year anniversary and since I love you guys so much, I want to post a couple of new(-ish?) pics.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2827/p10100041yx.jpg

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7238/p10100475oq.jpg

[Dark Zero]

Coolness, Irma has nice teeth. :o :up: And you gots a cool beard thing going on. :O

[블라스]

I always look like that :( :up:
However, I don't wear glasses anymore.

[Dark Zero]

Those frames are cool though. I don't like my frames, ones like eye protective gear at the shooting range and another is like... I dunno, plain and suckaged.

[블라스]

Well, after I got my eye surgery, I gave my glasses away so that someone with my same prescription could have them :up:

[Dark Zero]

I break my frames within twelve months. :( But eye surgery rocks, so awesome. I might get that laser stuff in a few years. Then lie when applying to be a cop, since apparantly you need 20/10 vision uncorrected to sign up or something. :O

[블라스]

You should, it's a pretty fast procedure.

Check out what I got for Irma...

- Nice picture frame that says "I love you" in different languages, with a picture of us.

- Some kind of scroll that says a bunch of stuff about love and all that.

- A panties/sleeveless shirt combo with some cute chicken drawings.

- A Pink Panther doll with a "Neo in Matrix Reloaded" suit (she loves the PP)

- And some flowers :confused:

[Dark Zero]

Haha, Pink Panther Neo, genius. And panties. :up: How long do you think the flowers will last? :confused:

[블라스]

I dunno, she still has the first set of roses I gave her, only they're all old and weird :confused:

This is it:

http://i15.ebayimg.com/03/i/06/39/ba/a9_1_b.JPG

[Dark Zero]

That's wicked. It'd be more awesome if he came with guns or sais or something. :eek:

[블라스]

I can always make some :up:

Ugh, finally (http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/boondock-saints.html) :up:
It better be the Japanese unrated cut.

[Dark Zero]

Awesome, I bought that cheap barebones copy and it sucked since I downloaded an unrated cut or something. And watching the violence not all up in yer face on a fourth viewing just ain't cool. :down

Anyways, I'm gonna go to sleep Gammy dude, those gifts sound awesome. :o Wonder what she gotted you. :confused:

[블라스]

I know :(
Yeah, I'm leaving too :up:

Well, she couldn't resist giving me a cool Sherlock Holmes DVD boxset, but she said that was only part of my gifts, so I don't know :(

Anyways, later Matt and Kit.

[THWIP*]

Coolness, Irma has nice teeth. :o :up: And you gots a cool beard thing going on. :O


THAT WAS ACTUALLY HIS FIRST PICK-UP LINE. :eek:

[InsaneMembrane]

Poor Canadian. :(

I know I use to cry myself to sleep at night till I realized you guys pay for your healthcare:o

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I know I use to cry myself to sleep at night till I realized you guys pay for your healthcare:o


It's a small price to pay to actually see a doctor when you need them.:o

[Skaip]

I hate this day.

[블라스]

Hey guys.
Go visit my "Commandos" thread, that game will kick ass.

[LetsHangBendis]

THATS the girl who won't put out?! WTF. She is NOT hot enough to cockblock. You'll be doing fine in the long run, but at this point she better get her **** together, cause you're liable to leave her. RIGHT?`

[MutualAgreement]

Happy Valentine's Day and stuff.

And, I wish I could see your super-awesome pictures, Gammy, but the school says no, and makes me see red x's. :(

[블라스]

Not likely.
But it's ok, we'll be married soon enough, and we've actually talked about it, and like I said before, we decided to wait until we're married.
It'll be her first time anyway, so it'll be better.

MA: That sucks :( but happy V's to you anyways :up:

[LetsHangBendis]

MA. You're random precense is mildly appreciated.

I'm debating buying a 360. Saw one in the store, and almost went for it. I figure I will this week, even if it's gonna collect dust next to my PS3.

Meh, at least they don't light on fire anymore.

[LetsHangBendis]

Not likely.
But it's ok, we'll be married soon enough, and we've actually talked about it, and like I said before, we decided to wait until we're married.
It'll be her first time anyway, so it'll be better.
"We" meaning her.

And I don't know why people put so much stock in virgins. They are okay, but assuming she's disease free, give me a girl who knows what's going on.

[블라스]

No, "we" meaning "us" :o
It's not that she's a virgin, it's that she was waiting for the one she loved, and I'm just glad it's me, hell I wish I could have waited as well, but you know.

[Tremere]

I hate this day.
Agreed.

[MutualAgreement]

I think that it's kinda meaningful to have a virgin the first time, because, well, it's kinda like she saved herself for you. :confused: Not to mention, the honeymoon shall be all romantic and happy and emotional. :) But, you guys have been dating for three years? My boyfriend and I have been for two, and we're not getting married for.. Awhile, due to college and junk.

And, yeah, I'm glad that my randomness is appreciated. I've needed a laugh today, myself.

[MutualAgreement]

No, "we" meaning "us" :o
It's not that she's a virgin, it's that she was waiting for the one she loved, and I'm just glad it's me, hell I wish I could have waited as well, but you know.

I didn't read that before I put that response, mind you, but I agree fully.

[LetsHangBendis]

I think that it's kinda meaningful to have a virgin the first time, because, well, it's kinda like she saved herself for you. :confused: Not to mention, the honeymoon shall be all romantic and happy and emotional. :) But, you guys have been dating for three years? My boyfriend and I have been for two, and we're not getting married for.. Awhile, due to college and junk.

And, yeah, I'm glad that my randomness is appreciated. I've needed a laugh today, myself.Yeah, you totally won't stay together.

I suppose that whole frame of mind is a useful way of looking at things, but societal stigmas relating to the physical act of love are going too far. Then the other end of the spectrum you have guys like DRT, acting like fools. And then you have me, just being nice and mellow about what constitutes "love" or "rape" etc.

Either way, I'll hope everything works out for Gammy, but it probably won't.

[블라스]

Well, I'm pretty sure we get married by 2007, so it's not that long a wait.

[LetsHangBendis]

That's pretty long. You may have to seriously expand the porn collection.

[블라스]

MA: Thanks :up:

Riz: Oh, it will, believe you me.
Heh yeah, I have some porn, but I usually stick to games or work.
And it's not like we don't "do" anything, we just don't have...you know.

[Tremere]

Well, I'm pretty sure we get married by 2007, so it's not that long a wait.
You've been waiting since like 2002 haven't you? :confused:

[LetsHangBendis]

You did tell her the ass doesn't count? RIGHT?

[Tremere]

Smash and Bash doesn't reply often enough...

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Valentine's day sucks.

[블라스]

DRT: Yup.
Riz: WTF, we haven't done that, and I don't think we will, it's nasty :down

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Smash and Bash doesn't reply often enough...


I do try to have a life you know. :o

[LetsHangBendis]

Just suggestin'. Also, the ear canal.

[블라스]

That's just uhhh...

[Tremere]

Valentine's day sucks.
Yes. Post about this subject more. I need someone else to start talking about these kinds of things so WHF will stop calling me a cynical husk.

[Tremere]

I do try to have a life you know. :o
I have completly cut my life off, all I do all day is pirate games and then not play them :(

[LetsHangBendis]

My Gamecube component cables come today! I get to play RE4 and Rogue Leader in HD. it will be awesome.

And later this week I WILL find a 360. Just at random. And buy it.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Yes. Post about this subject more. I need someone else to start talking about these kinds of things so WHF will stop calling me a cynical husk.


I've been having problems with this girl I know and this holiday makes me see just how lonely I really am. Damn cupid to hell and such.

[MutualAgreement]

Hehe, rather we last or not.. Can't say anything to that, but I have to go to college and focus on that stuff, instead of what wifely duties I'm supposed to be doing. Sure, we'll have an apartment, and should go ahead and say we're married, but well, like I said, wifely duties. I don't plan on boarding at the college, considering I actually want to graduate and can't concentrate on a trillian things at once, (ex: roomate doing obscenities, making loud noises, etc. etc. etc.) so, no marriage until I graduate and get the job, that way we can settle down with a real house, and not go off worrying about making babies.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I have completly cut my life off, all I do all day is pirate games and then not play them :(


That's interesting, yesterday I spent 7 hours practicing one song intro on my fancy new guitar.

[Tremere]

I've been having problems with this girl I know and this holiday makes me see just how lonely I really am. Damn cupid to hell and such.
Yeah, the whole thing blows. I never should have followed Gamera's path and just stuck with what I had :(

[THWIP*]

No, "we" meaning "us" :o
It's not that she's a virgin, it's that she was waiting for the one she loved, and I'm just glad it's me, hell I wish I could have waited as well, but you know.


I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WASTE ANY TIME ON THAT JACKASS. HE'S NEVER HAD A SINGLE POSITIVE THING TO CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH IRMA, AND OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T RESPECT EITHER OF YOU. :down

[MutualAgreement]

Run Valentine's Day into the ground some more, I like it. :D!

[블라스]

I kinda agree, actually.
I don't know why I picked this day to ask her to be my gf, but it does suck.
Hell, me and Irma aren't even planning to go out, since every place is going to be so goddamn packed with mushy couple and horny teenagers, so we're just hanging out at her place, and we're celebrating this weekend, I'm gonna make some lasagna and she's gonna rent a couple of movies :up:

[Tremere]

That's interesting, yesterday I spent 7 hours practicing one song intro on my fancy new guitar.
Yesterday I spent 7 hours doing absolutely nothing because that's all I do all day every day. I'm a zombie :(

[Tremere]

I kinda agree, actually.
I don't know why I picked this day to ask her to be my gf, but it does suck.
Hell, me and Irma aren't even planning to go out, since every place is going to be so goddamn packed with mushy couple and horny teenagers, so we're just hanging out at her place, and we're celebrating this weekend, I'm gonna make some lasagna and she's gonna rent a couple of movies :up:
Cooking is woman-work =|

[블라스]

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WASTE ANY TIME ON THAT JACKASS. HE'S NEVER HAD A SINGLE POSITIVE THING TO CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH IRMA, AND OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T RESPECT EITHER OF YOU. :down

Pfft you know me and my ways with people.
I'm just sure he'll change his tune when he's actually in love.

[블라스]

I've been having problems with this girl I know and this holiday makes me see just how lonely I really am. Damn cupid to hell and such.

We'll have to talk about that, buddy.

[MutualAgreement]

I spend today alone too, it's sorta like I'm not dating. :(

[THWIP*]

Pfft you know me and my ways with people.
I'm just sure he'll change his tune when he's actually in love.

NO HE WON'T.......PEOPLE LIKE HIM NEVER FIND TRUE LOVE. :o

[블라스]

Cooking is woman-work =|

You haven't tried my lasagna (Thwippy: which I plan to cook for you and Emily since you can't handle hot mexican food :( )

[Tremere]

Pfft you know me and my ways with people.
I'm just sure he'll change his tune when he's actually in love.
No one falls in love, they just settle for someone they're sexually attracted to until they've been with them long enough without a massive argument (or alternatively they just don't care because one party is an idiot and the other party will take advantage of this for, you guessed it, sex), by pure chance mind you, that they become used to that person, and eventually they'll get married and have kids for fear that they're running out of time to do both of those things in life, and then they'll some other dumbass kid will watch some dumbass movie about some fake romance that never happens in real life and the whole cycle will be started over again. We'd all be better off with those fleshlights klxnt introduced.

[THWIP*]

I've been having problems with this girl I know and this holiday makes me see just how lonely I really am. Damn cupid to hell and such.


AM I GONNA HAVE TO BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR GLOOMY ASS? :down:mad:

[블라스]

NO HE WON'T.......PEOPLE LIKE HIM NEVER FIND TRUE LOVE. :o

Well, I think everyone has a chance at finding true love, if they change or work on their attitudes.

[Tremere]

Well, I think everyone has a chance at finding true love, if they change or work on their attitudes.
Wrong.

[블라스]

No one falls in love, they just settle for someone they're sexually attracted to until they've been with them long enough without a massive argument (or alternatively they just don't care because one party is an idiot and the other party will take advantage of this for, you guessed it, sex), by pure chance mind you, that they become used to that person, and eventually they'll get married and have kids for fear that they're running out of time to do both of those things in life, and then they'll some other dumbass kid will watch some dumbass movie about some fake romance that never happens in real life and the whole cycle will be started over again. We'd all be better off with those fleshlights klxnt introduced.

You are wrong, DRT.

[Tremere]

AM I GONNA HAVE TO BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR GLOOMY ASS? :down:mad:
He's being realistic, leave the poor guy alone :(

[블라스]

Wrong.

Wrong again :(

[LetsHangBendis]

No one falls in love, they just settle for someone they're sexually attracted to until they've been with them long enough without a massive argument (or alternatively they just don't care because one party is an idiot and the other party will take advantage of this for, you guessed it, sex), by pure chance mind you, that they become used to that person, and eventually they'll get married and have kids for fear that they're running out of time to do both of those things in life, and then they'll some other dumbass kid will watch some dumbass movie about some fake romance that never happens in real life and the whole cycle will be started over again. We'd all be better off with those fleshlights klxnt introduced.Exactly. Except drunk chicks > fleshlights you homo.

The OTHER eventuality is that your wife who's out of your league cheats on you with 18 black guys while you live in Kentucky.

[Tremere]

You are wrong, DRT.
How ironic that in calling me wrong you forget that I am infact always right, ergo making you wrong instead.

[블라스]

How ironic that in calling me wrong you forget that I am infact always right, ergo making you wrong instead.

Hahaha ergo :up:

[Tremere]

Idiots in my class are listening to ****ty "rock" music and banging their head and they just look retarded, the guy is like four feet tall and looks like a Jackal from Halo sans-scales :rolleyes:


Oh yeah, and everything about everything sucks, especially today and the meaning behind it :down

[블라스]

May I recommend some good music?

The Allman Brothers Band - Live at the Fillmore East.

It will change you :up:

[Tremere]

I'll steal it from the internet when I get home. I don't have the morals to buy music anymore, or movies, or games, or anything anymore.

[블라스]

Ok, do it, it's awesome.

[Tremere]

On the Watchtower being sung live by the grateful dead has been on my speakers for a while now, ever since I tried to find the version of the song in the GRAW trailer. :up:

[MutualAgreement]

I'm trying to listen to one song, and when it's done, the thing starts another random song, and then from there, it stops, and thus confuses me because I didn't ask for more than one song. :confused: Though, might I add, it always picks a song I like.

[블라스]

On the Watchtower being sung live by the grateful dead has been on my speakers for a while now, ever since I tried to find the version of the song in the GRAW trailer. :up:

Grateful Dead?
So you do have good taste :up:

[Tremere]

Which is weird because that sites whole music library blows ass.

[블라스]

Haha.
Still, Allman Brothers.
Also, Creedence Clearwater Revival = :up:

[MutualAgreement]

People herding around for a password is really disturbing.

[Tremere]

Grateful Dead?
So you do have good taste :up:
Apparently not, since everything I like everyone else hates :(:down

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

AM I GONNA HAVE TO BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR GLOOMY ASS? :down:mad:


Sorry, it's just that I saw her again before class and I could tell she wants nothing to do with me anymore. I even said Hi and she walked passed me without responding.

[블라스]

Apparently not, since everything I like everyone else hates :(:down

Yeah, same here.
So don't worry.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

We'll have to talk about that, buddy.


Kevin's been talking to me about it for the past week plus.

[Tremere]

My idiot teacher put a content advisor on IE that blocks any unrated content as well as a few sites...too bad our class web page happens to be "unrated" and impossible to access for anyone who has content advisor on. So, being the kindly gentleman that I am, I decided to remove this content advisor with regedit, and then get yelled at over it. This is the first time I've ever not hated my job and it's crappy pay - in about 30 minutes I can go to the technology director here and explain to him the situation and my tech worker status overwrites his own on matters like this. Hooray :O

[LetsHangBendis]

Rogue Leader in HD is teh badass. Can't wait to play RE4 in HD.

[Dark Zero]

So I'm going to go to a party, and everyone's gonna be getting high. :(

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Have fun.

[Tremere]

You may as well turn to drugs now, that's all life has to offer anyways Matt, get with the program.

[The Last Meatbag]

Today wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be :up:

[Tremere]

What are you talking about, today was awful :rolleyes:

[블라스]

Kevin's been talking to me about it for the past week plus.

You still need the mexican point of view.

[블라스]

So I'm going to go to a party, and everyone's gonna be getting high. :(

Be careful, Matt.

[LetsHangBendis]

360s are hard to come by. It's annoying.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

You still need the mexican point of view.


Well just give me a call and I'll fill you in on my situation.

[블라스]

Well just give me a call and I'll fill you in on my situation.

Excellent :up:

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

360s are hard to come by. It's annoying.


I have one pre-ordered, it should be coming in in a week or two at the latest.

[Dark Zero]

Have fun.

Yessir. :O

You may as well turn to drugs now, that's all life has to offer anyways Matt, get with the program.

That's a lie. :mad: Life has rainbows and clouds and stuff.

Be careful, Matt.

I'll just sits around and stuffs prollly. Squee.

[WaffleKnockers]

People herding around for a password is really disturbing.

I found the Santa Monkey I was supposed to send you :O

[WaffleKnockers]

Valentines Day is cool :confused: :up:

[WhatsHisFace]

Valentines Day is cool :confused: :up:
This is actually not the worst day of my life.

[MutualAgreement]

I found the Santa Monkey I was supposed to send you :O

Does this mean I'll be receiving it afterall?

And, now that I can finally see pictures again.. Your girlfriend/wife/fiance is a cutie, Gammy! Not using my lesbian-ways that I don't have, but I think she's pretty and stuff.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Not using my lesbian-ways that I don't have, but I think she's pretty and stuff.

What the hell does that mean? :confused:

[MutualAgreement]

I didn't want one of you guys to bring up that I was sounding lesbian or anything. :o

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I didn't want one of you guys to bring up that I was sounding lesbian or anything. :o


You just shot yourself in the foot. :(

[WaffleKnockers]

I don't have the address or anything anymore...oregondude has been spamming my pm box with his homosexual fantasies

[MutualAgreement]

I had a PM from him, come to think of it, and well, I have yet to read it. I think I should do that. :confused:

[WaffleKnockers]

Be careful :o

[oregondude]

I don't have the address or anything anymore...oregondude has been spamming my pm box with his homosexual fantasies

WTF are you talking about?

[Tremere]

WTF are you talking about?
You being an annoying douche that pretty much no one here likes or even thinks of as a human being.

[oregondude]

You being an annoying douche that pretty much no one here likes or even thinks of as a human being.

Oh my god man, just grow up will you? Really, leave well enough alone.

[Tremere]

Oh my god man, just grow up will you? Really, leave well enough alone.
I only wanted to answer your question :(

Seriously though, you really are an idiot. Quite a few people, myself included, have taken breaks from the forums exclusively because of your posts and how amazingly dumb they are. I mean, my god, you spent like two pages arguing with things that no one said yesterday.

[Skaip]

Hey matt, you should try weed at least once. Everyone should. I mean, it's not cooked in a lab or anything is it? It's natural. Grown in a hidden garden down the street.

If you don't like it, don't do it again.

[MutualAgreement]

My back hurts. :(

[Tremere]

Stop having sex on it.

[oregondude]

I only wanted to answer your question :(

Seriously though, you really are an idiot. Quite a few people, myself included, have taken breaks from the forums exclusively because of your posts and how amazingly dumb they are. I mean, my god, you spent like two pages arguing with things that no one said yesterday.

I think you must have been dropped on your head too many times as a child!

[Skaip]

!!!

[Tremere]

I think you must have been dropped on your head too many times as a child!
Really http://media.teamxbox.com/forum/smilies/indifferent.gif

[WaffleKnockers]

I can mail the monkey this weekend probably...but where :mad:

It's already scaring me with it's evil Donkey Kong eyes :( :(

[Dark Zero]

Hey matt, you should try weed at least once. Everyone should. I mean, it's not cooked in a lab or anything is it? It's natural. Grown in a hidden garden down the street.

If you don't like it, don't do it again.

Blaaah, I took a few hits once and it was all right. Not me thing. Anyways I stayed for an hour or two and it was cool, I was the only single duder there all by myself. :( So the power went out and we all messed around, then I slipped out early and went to the mall and bought Kameo. :O

My back hurts. :(

My eyes hurt, because I have computers for fourth period at the end of the day and the screen res is 800x600 and everything is super big, and I sit like 30cm away from the screen. :(

[The Last Meatbag]

I got CoD2 today, my mom and dad are cool :O

[WhatsHisFace]

Guys... WHF will not be gay (hopfully) by this time tomorrow.

[The Last Meatbag]

Will he bang a female?

[WhatsHisFace]

More like, every single one of my friends ganged up behind my back and set up a dinner between me and this girl. This one girl on my floor is actually writing this entire story down, my two best friends are doing this stupid date-movie crap with microphones and ear-piece speakers and crap. I'm not sure if I'm going to let them anywhere near this place, though. It's totally terrible.

This whole thing is going to hell. I just want to talk to this girl and see how she feels, and everyone's jumping all over me.

[The Last Meatbag]

she wont notice the earpiece or you screaming "NO IM NOT ASKING IF THEY'RE REAL"

[Skaip]

A hit or two matt? All that'll give you is a horrible munchy/red eye problem.

[WhatsHisFace]

Hahahaha! I know, I mentioned that and they totally evaded that question. These guys are so intent on making this happen that they're just over-complicating things. The girls on my floor think she likes me, and my friends think... well you know how some guys think. :eek:

But, I don't know. I of course feel nervous and am expecting the worst while hoping for the best. I'm just going to have to disconnect from every fear and just be extra nice, confident, funny and personable. It shouldn't be too much of a stretch. :O

[The Last Meatbag]

well if she's hot, go for it :o


you might find out she actually has a good personality

[WhatsHisFace]

Just wish me luck, man. It's all I can ask of you.

[The Last Meatbag]

I wish you luck and god speed, and if everything goes well..... honk one of her boobies for me :O

[Dark Zero]

A hit or two matt? All that'll give you is a horrible munchy/red eye problem.

I dunno, it was weird. :( Fine, friday I think a few people are gonna all get high, I'll try it then. I wonder what Kameo would be like while really stonered off da weeeed.

[WhatsHisFace]

LOL Oh boy, changing the subject...

... So who's heard about those new Gamecube games? They sure sound awesome.

[Dark Zero]

LOL Oh boy, changing the subject...

... So who's heard about those new Gamecube games? They sure sound awesome.

Oblivion will explode every other game ever into oblivion. It's poetic.

[The Last Meatbag]

Speaking of Gamecube Ive been re-playing The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time

fun game, but damn those Gerrudos are some ugly hoes :o

[LetsHangBendis]

I've been playing HD Gamecube, it's awesome.

[Deathlok2001]

HD, whats that

[Dark Zero]

Hi-def biznitch. At least I hope.

[LetsHangBendis]

Indeed. I got the component cables for my gamecube, whcih were on backorder, and I'm playing RE4 and Rogue Leader in HD.

I'm gonna have to wait a few days on my 360.

[THWIP*]

You still need the mexican point of view.


YEAH, YOU CAN TOTALLY GAIN A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS, WHEN VIEWING THE WORLD FROM INSIDE THE TRUNK OF A CAR. :p

[LetsHangBendis]

Or with 40 of your buddies riding in the back of a truck.

[블라스]

Shut up, you guys.
Apparently, there's a chance that my Dalilah might turn up, but I won't know until tomorrow.
I shouldn't get my hopes too high, I'm starting to feel all teary-eyed again.
Wish me luck :(

[LetsHangBendis]

Who's Dalilah? Is that the chick with the big knockers?

Good luck :confused:

[THWIP*]

Shut up, you guys.
Apparently, there's a chance that my Dalilah might turn up, but I won't know until tomorrow.
I shouldn't get my hopes too high, I'm starting to feel all teary-eyed again.
Wish me luck :(


OH, WE'RE JUST KIDDIN', SILLY. :p

THAT'S GOOD NEWS.......I GUESS. WHAT'S TRANSPIRED TO MAKE YOU THINK THIS? :confused:

[블라스]

I know you guys were kidding around, I said "shut up" because of the more important news.

Riz: It's my dog :(

Thwippy: Well, apparently one of the policemen that does rounds around my block saw this old guy in some kind of weird tricycle (he picks up garbage, cans, and stuff). Well, he saw him last Saturday (when she got lost) carrying around a small, white puppy (Dalilah's description more or less), and this police dude knows where he lives, and we're going there tomorrow.
Since this is a very low transit street, there's a good chance that that might be her, or it'd be too much of a coincidence.
It's too late though, my hopes are too goddamn high right now :(

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Hey Guys, I totally ****ed up everything between Linda and me. I feel ****ing great.

[Dark Zero]

Hey Guys, I totally ****ed up everything between Linda and me. I feel ****ing great.

Linda? That chick Ash dates in the Evil Dead movies?

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Linda? That chick Ash dates in the Evil Dead movies?


No, its a girl here in Atlanta that I used to like alot.

[THWIP*]

Hey Guys, I totally ****ed up everything between Linda and me. I feel ****ing great.


GOOD........YOU NEED SOME FINALITY TO THAT "SOAP OPERA". :mad:

[MutualAgreement]

People make me hate people. Amazing.

[블라스]

Your avatar is the best.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

GOOD........YOU NEED SOME FINALITY TO THAT "SOAP OPERA". :mad:


I pretty much told her to **** off. I felt so good afterwards. There was a bunch of stuff that happened last night that lead up to that but eh.

[블라스]

I pretty much told her to **** off. I felt so good afterwards. There was a bunch of stuff that happened last night that lead up to that but eh.

Gonna be available tonight?

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Gonna be available tonight?


Yeah, give me a jingle.

[블라스]

Yeah, give me a jingle.

Okie dokie :up:

[Dark Zero]

No, its a girl here in Atlanta that I used to like alot.

Oh i c. So why did you only used to like her and now you don't?

People make me hate people. Amazing.

But... doesn't hating something always start because the thing you hate makes you hate it, so you're hating the thing that made you hate. Which would be people. :confused:

[WaffleKnockers]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

It's the Wee hat :confused:

[LetsHangBendis]

People make me hate people. Amazing.Yeah, it's best to hate people universally. Better for you in the long run.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Oh i c. So why did you only used to like her and now you don't?


She's been blaming me for her last relationship going sour, which is bull****, and I called her out on it. Now she's just acting like a *****.

[Dark Zero]

Haha. That's hilarious. :o

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Haha. That's hilarious. :o


After I told her to **** off last night I laughed for a hour or so.

[WaffleKnockers]

I had a dream where I was banging this hot chick, and all of a sudden I woke up and it was like 12:35 and I was naked...so I couldn't go to sleep without ...ermm...sealing the deal. :O

[Dark Zero]

Is she purty? :confused:

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Is she purty? :confused:


If you're refering to me then yes, I found her quite attractive.

[Dark Zero]

If you're refering to me then yes, I found her quite attractive.

Ah. But b**chiness totally botched that up. Look for a hotter chick. :o

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Ah. But b**chiness totally botched that up. Look for a hotter chick. :o

It wasn't really her *****iness, which didn't come out until now, it was more the way she handled situations immaturely and in doing so hurt me emotionally or physically.

[블라스]

So umm....I was cleaning my closet, and I found a psx game.
Wu Tang Shaolin Style.
It's awesome :up:

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Wu Tang as in the band? :confused:

[블라스]

Wu Tang as in the band? :confused:

Yeah!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00001QEQL.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://www.gaming-media.com/fighting/Wu-Tang/Images/wu-tang-ss01.jpg

http://www.gaming-media.com/fighting/Wu-Tang/Images/wu-tang-ss03.jpg

http://www.gaming-media.com/fighting/Wu-Tang/Images/wu-tang-ss04.jpg

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Why god? :(

[블라스]

It's actually pretty good.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I'd have to play it to believe it.

[블라스]

Heh go for it!

[블라스]

Oh....my....God.

http://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/article/689/689011/real-life-lara-croft-revealed-20060215044107001.jpg

[Dark Zero]

Her bod is hot. :O

[블라스]

DALILAH HAS RETURNED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

That police dude I told you about brought her home!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so happy when I saw her, God I'm so happy.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I'm glad you got her back. :up:

[Tremere]

My cat died.

[Dark Zero]

DALILAH HAS RETURNED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

That police dude I told you about brought her home!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so happy when I saw her, God I'm so happy.

:D :D :D
Awesomeness. :cool: :up: Now no more awkwardness. :o Or was I the only one who felt awkward? :confused:

[Addendum]

Ok. This is an after-the-fact question. Today I picked up a brand new copy of Deus Ex: Invisible War for PC, total price after tax $5.45.

Is it a good game or did I waste 5 bucks?

[Dark Zero]

For five bucks, good buy. :up: Some of the stuff in the game is badass, like sneaking into an apartment and avoiding the security stuff.

[블라스]

Kit: Thanks :D
DRT: I'm sorry :(
Matt: I'm sorry about that, I actually felt worst than what I showed here :o but thanks :)

[LetsHangBendis]

What kind of a dog's name is Dalilah? She's going to betray you with a name like that.

[블라스]

I dunno, it just sounded like a cool name :up:

[Kipobe]

What's the countdown, Gammy?

[InsaneMembrane]

Gammy I'm so happy for you :)

[블라스]

What's the countdown, Gammy?

For my 360? :confused:
Couple of weeks, tops :up:

For my wedding? :confused:
Mid 2007, tops :up:

[블라스]

Gammy I'm so happy for you :)

Thanks, woman :D

[MutualAgreement]

Congratulations, Gammy! I'm glad to hear that! :D!

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

God damnit, Linda called me again and has once again found a way to make me more pissed off then I already was! :mad:

[THWIP*]

God damnit, Linda called me again and has once again found a way to make me more pissed off then I already was! :mad:


2 WORDS: CALL BLOCK. :up:

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

2 WORDS: CALL BLOCK. :up:

I'm thinking about it.

[THWIP*]

I'm thinking about it.


THERE IS NO THINK, ONLY DO. :marv:

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

THERE IS NO THINK, ONLY DO. :marv:

The funny thing is now she's blaming me for making some of the guys here at the college hate her more then they did before mostly because they don't like the way she's been treating me resently.

[THWIP*]

The funny thing is now she's blaming me for making some of the guys here at the college hate her more then they did before mostly because they don't like the way she's been treating me resently.


CLASSY. :rolleyes::up: AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS OF HER? :o

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

CLASSY. :rolleyes::up: AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS OF HER? :o


Very, and what really made me pissed was that she kept saying "I still want to be friends but you're acting like a 7th grader." Like I was the one whos been immature the entire time or something. :down :mad:

[블라스]

Very, and what really made me pissed was that she kept saying "I still want to be friends but you're acting like a 7th grader." Like I was the one whos been immature the entire time or something. :down :mad:

Dude.
Stop talking to her, she's not worth it :down

[Dark Zero]

Gammmy dude, Black = :up:

I played the XBox demo, it's so sexy. :o Usually that suicidal missions line in videogames never translates to the actual game, but even just the demo you get this overwhelming sense that yer gonna get killed. :confused: :(

And yeah S&B, you should call block her, that'd be hilarious if she tries to call to b**ch. Heehah.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Dude.
Stop talking to her, she's not worth it :down


I told her she wasn't worth all the **** I had to go through while I was on friendly terms with her. She hasn't said a thing since. :o :up:

[블라스]

Kit: Good :mad:
Now, just forget she exists and be happy :up:

Matt: Oh man I want it :(

[Skaip]

Texas is so wierd, it was 81 degrees today, and tonight we are getting a winter strom watch over the radio because it's going to be 20 by morning.

Damn you Canada.

[LetsHangBendis]

Texas is pretty weird, but weather has nothing to do with it ;).

Watching The Street Fighter Quadrilogy, all in order.

The Street Fighter

Return of The Street Fighter

Sister Street Fighter

The Street Fighter's Last Revenge

I'm gonna be late going to sleep.

[Dark Zero]

Texas is so wierd, it was 81 degrees today, and tonight we are getting a winter strom watch over the radio because it's going to be 20 by morning.

Damn you Canada.

We gotted lightning storms. I'd kill for a snowstorm or a teachers strike. :O