360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[블라스]

MC: I don't want to kill Superman :(
That's Batman's job (only if/when Superman deserves it though, cause believe me....Batman has the means)

[MutualAgreement]

I'm eating chocolate chips and peanut butter on a spoon like ice cream.
I like cookie dough ice cream, and that's all that reminded me of. :confused:

[Uriel Septim]

Taco bell sells "mexican pizza" you losers :(

[Master Chief]

I like cookie dough ice cream, and that's all that reminded me of. :confused:

That reminded me of the ice cream shop in my mall which I go by every day at lunch, but never buy anything from. And now I want to buy an ice cream cake or something. :confused:

[블라스]

Taco bell sells "mexican pizza" you losers

Only there is no such thing, and is only a Tom Clancy american invention :rolleyes:

[Uriel Septim]

Mexico is poor :down

[MutualAgreement]

Oh man, I went to one the other day ago at our mall, and some random guy ranted about how awesome some certain kind of ice cream was to me, and then I ended up buying some of it in a malt version. It was really good, to say the least, but it was also really sweet and I didn't finish it. Waste of money :(... Then again, it wasn't my money. :)

[Master Chief]

That's crazyness. :confused: Who's money was it? Free money rocks. :O

[블라스]

The country is, not me :up:

[Master Chief]

Wouldn't that make you a hitman? :confused:

[ToddIsDead]

I could...If I had friends:(

[블라스]

I couldn't.

[pornaddict]

Yeah, Mackey.
I'm sorry.

Batman owns them both while having a burger with fries :down
And Craig's Bond too.

Come on, both Bauer and MAckey are fat and chubby, and are no good without their guns :down

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2005/03/24.jpg

No way this guys 160lbs (being generous on the weight) of government tactical trained pussy
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/046623100_Shield_Vic-image.jpg
or this 200 pound tubby guy with LA County police tactical fight training




http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/images/ezine/05_11Batmantraining.jpg
beats this guys 220 lbs of martial arts and tactical master bad ass


It just doesn't happen. Both at one time could not take him. Hell, clone them both and then all 4 at one time MIGHT make Bats break a sweat, maybe.

[블라스]

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2005/03/24.jpg

No way this guys 160lbs (being generous on the weight) of government tactical trained pussy
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/046623100_Shield_Vic-image.jpg
or this 200 pound tubby guy with LA County police tactical fight training




http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/images/ezine/05_11Batmantraining.jpg
beats this guys 220 lbs of martial arts and tactical master bad ass


It just doesn't happen. Both at one time could not take him. Hell, clone them both and then all 4 at one time MIGHT make Bats break a sweat, maybe.

You are now on my buddy list.
Until infinity :up:

[WhatsHisFace]

Christian Bale could kill them, and that black guy from "Thief" too.

[Uriel Septim]

Batman fanboyism running out of control. I understand that people are gay and don't understand that Mackey would kill Batman in a real confrontation and not some stupid ass prep timed comic book where some gay ass alien does something gay because he got some gay little rock or some other gay thing in some gay issue way back in like gay 1950s and then all you morons start quoting all these crises' and towers of babel and all this other crap no one would care about if they were worthy of being considered a real person. But seriously, "Bauer would lose to Batman" is as dumb as...well, I can't really come up with a suitable example, but it's real dumb.

[XwolverineX]

Batman fanboyism running out of control. I understand that people are gay and don't understand that Mackey would kill Batman in a real confrontation and not some stupid ass prep timed comic book where some gay ass alien does something gay because he got some gay little rock or some other gay thing in some gay issue way back in like gay 1950s and then all you morons start quoting all these crises' and towers of babel and all this other crap no one would care about if they were worthy of being considered a real person. But seriously, "Bauer would lose to Batman" is as dumb as...well, I can't really come up with a suitable example, but it's real dumb.

Mackey kill Batman?!? :rolleyes::down

[블라스]

Batman fanboyism running out of control. I understand that people are gay and don't understand that Mackey would kill Batman in a real confrontation and not some stupid ass prep timed comic book where some gay ass alien does something gay because he got some gay little rock or some other gay thing in some gay issue way back in like gay 1950s and then all you morons start quoting all these crises' and towers of babel and all this other crap no one would care about if they were worthy of being considered a real person. But seriously, "Bauer would lose to Batman" is as dumb as...well, I can't really come up with a suitable example, but it's real dumb.

ROFL!!!!!!!
Stop it, DRT!!! :D
You're making funny jokes again! :D :D
Oh man, you're so funny :)

[블라스]

Mackey kill Batman?!? :rolleyes::down

Hahaha dude, he's just being super funny, is all :D

[pornaddict]

Mackey kill Batman?!? :rolleyes::down

Agreed. That is like Oscar De Lahoya, who is a badass in his own right, being able to beat Mike Tyson. Take both fighters in their prime or even nowadays, no way Oscar comes even close.

Bats has more training than Mackey can even dream of and is in WAY better shape and he would destroy Mackey. To say otherwise shows a real lack of common sense.

Then again, mackey could always hit his beacon watch and call for help




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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/SuperDRT.jpg

[Uriel Septim]

Didn't I post the exact same picture nearly a year ago with oregondude in place of DRT back when I was Philip Masse and me and WHF were laughing at you and Riddler for being you and Riddler? Did you seriously keep it and hold that in reserve this whole time? :confused:

[Uriel Septim]

Hahaha dude, he's just being super funny, is all :D
I actually am this time, since I want some people from the comics forum to come in and tell me that I forgot about an issue or something so I can laugh at them. Though Bauer and Mackey could still beat Batman Gamera. Probably while listening to Tupac, who is better than Lennon.

[Uriel Septim]

Mackey kill Batman?!? :rolleyes::down
Well Batman won't kill and Mackey will, and Mackey is faster, stronger, and better looking, so he could probably pull it off. Also, he has the tax dollars of LA behind him. LA tax money > The wayne fortune. I'm pretty sure Batman would get abused here.

[pornaddict]

No actually you didn't. That picture was taken last Halloween when you went trick or treating wasn't it?

Nice try though.

[블라스]

Though Bauer and Mackey could still beat Batman Gamera. Probably while listening to Tupac, who is better than Lennon.

ROFLLLLLL!!
Stop it, please!!!! :D
My sides hurt!!!1 :D :D :up:

[Uriel Septim]

ROFLLLLLL!!
Stop it, please!!!! :D
My sides hurt!!!1 :D :D :up:
Alright Gamera, I need your help, judging from all the kung fu flicks you pimp here, you're (hopefully) the expert I need on this. I need a foreign film (ie, dubbed voices, that's the only real requirement :o) for stuff. I'd like something that doesn't suck. As a matter of fact, I'd like the one that sucks the least. And that movie would be...?

[블라스]

Alright Gamera, I need your help, judging from all the kung fu flicks you pimp here, you're (hopefully) the expert I need on this. I need a foreign film (ie, dubbed voices, that's the only real requirement :o) for stuff. I'd like something that doesn't suck. As a matter of fact, I'd like the one that sucks the least. And that movie would be...?

Pffft, what kind?
Old school kung fu? Wire fu? Modern action? Gun fu? Shaw brothers? New wave?

[Uriel Septim]

WTF is a Shaw Brother?

[Juturna]

I went in to Gamestop for Kingdom Hearts... but I got much more then I had expected...

http://tinypic.com/sljy1v.jpg

[Master Chief]

Hahahah.

[Juturna]

I felt like it was worth taking a picture of.

[Master Chief]

The donuts don't look that good. :(

[블라스]

Jesus Christ.
Ok, one with great cheese factor (because of the dubbing) and awesome kung fu (hell, it even won the Best Action Choreography award on the 1983 Hong Kong Film Awards) would be...

PRODIGAL SON

Sammo Hung, Yuen Biu, Lam Ching Ying and Frankie Chan.

DAMN :up:

[Juturna]

The donuts don't look that good. :(

But I still ate it, not having breakfast and lunch and all, I wasn't about to pass up a free donut.

[Uriel Septim]

Ok, is it hard to find generally?

[WhatsHisFace]

Kingdom Hearts 2 = Disney Nerd Hentai

[블라스]

Ok, is it hard to find generally?

Not really... :o

Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001NBMN0/qid=1143676833/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/102-6434619-2664141?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130) has it, as well as Sam Goody's (http://www.samgoody.com/Movies/Movie.aspx?v_id=V+++179442&prodid=FOX2221561DVD), Walmart, Target, etc.

It's only 9 bucks, too.

[Master Chief]

But I still ate it, not having breakfast and lunch and all, I wasn't about to pass up a free donut.

Yeah, free food of any kind rocks.

Hey, is there a name for people who don't eat sea food? Because I want to get a cool title for not eating sea food. :confused:

[WhatsHisFace]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/SuperDRT.jpg

It's Dooperman!!!

[블라스]

Hey, is there a name for people who don't eat sea food? Because I want to get a cool title for not eating sea food. :confused:

Seafoodus Lackus Dorkus :down

Shrimps rock, fool! :mad:

[Uriel Septim]

Alright, thanks Gamera.

[블라스]

No problem, I hope you like it.

[Master Chief]

Seafoodus Lackus Dorkus :down

Shrmips rock, fool! :mad:

I can't eat fish or shrimp or lobster... it kind of makes me sad. I try, but then I see the body and stuff and it's just gross. I'd definitely go vegan 100% if I had to see the body of whatever I was eating. :(

[블라스]

If it's fried, you don't see the body....kind of :(

[Master Chief]

Don't vegans kiss boys?

No. :mad: I don't think so. :confused: And if they did, then I'd be a new kind of vegan 'cause I wouldn't. :)

[EggoBreasts]

Stay with your vegan plan. Who knows, hopefully you'll stop growing and start balding before you know it :up:

[Uriel Septim]

Dew's watching, looks like the Mythic Dawn is about to get me. God speed, mysterious prisoner :(

[Juturna]

Kingdom Hearts 2 = Disney Nerd Hentai

And you're a ***.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2879&d=1143594455

[Uriel Septim]

He said a guy tried to rape him in the other thread :(

[XwolverineX]

He said a guy tried to rape him in the other thread :(



Maybe he's just attractive? :O

[XwolverineX]

Maybe his butthole was attractive to someone's penis. Not so innocent sounding now, is it?



Nope. :(

[The Last Meatbag]

Dew's watching, looks like the Mythic Dawn is about to get me. God speed, mysterious prisoner :(

I just got to the part where you get the fourth chronicle or whatever :o

[Uriel Septim]

I just got to the part where you get on the houseboat in the Cyrodil city waterfront district and you buy a bed, trying to level up, and instead, something happens that I don't want to spoil (but rest assured, it sucks ass thanks to level scaling, like everything else that it touches) and you're stuck on this boat. So after fixing everything with my thief that I worked very hard to get to the point that I'm at right now, I go to my bed to rest and end this quest, only to get a game ending freeze that will cause me to start completly over and end up playing Oblivion from now until 6am, when I may even skip school. Goddamnit :down :(

[The Last Meatbag]

I killed my first guard 20 minutes ago, they arrested me for accidentally stealing boots but I got to keep the sword and the armor :O

[EggoBreasts]

Pansy you shoulda ****ing killed all the guards

[The Last Meatbag]

I only killed him because he saw too much :mad: :(

[Master Chief]

I started a new game and stole from a farm, hahaha. I love lock picking now that I understand it.

[The Last Meatbag]

Its very easy to kick ass in Oblivion, the only time I died was because I suddenly fell while climbing the side of a big hill/mountain thing..


and that was it

[블라스]

I have to say it again.
DRT is a comedy genius.

[Uriel Septim]

I have to say it again.
DRT is a comedy genius.
Because of?

And anyways, I'm really not. Though expressing that with sarcasm may have been you intention, so I don't know :confused:

[Juturna]

No you're funny, but shocking funny. I think he was talking about the Penis x Butthole thing.

Kingdom Hearts is absolute sex, I've been playing almost non stop since 3:00, and I plan on staying up all night, regardless of school tomorrow.

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm not a *** you gayholes.

[블라스]

Yeah DRT, you rock.
You never fail to make me laugh, except when you're all sad and depressed, which makes me sad and depressed :(

[XwolverineX]

No you're funny, but shocking funny. I think he was talking about the Penis x Butthole thing.

Kingdom Hearts is absolute sex, I've been playing almost non stop since 3:00, and I plan on staying up all night, regardless of school tomorrow.



:up:

[블라스]

I'm actually sad and depressed all of the time, so you should have pulled a Kong by now. And yeah, I guess saying butthole and penis is shocking and funny in a thread that has it's roots in us all talking about Zenien eating out vaginas. You guys are weird :confused:

I still think you're awesome though.
You just need to relax a bit.
I swear to God, I'm gonna fly you down here sometime, and we'll have some non-gay fun. WHF, Clint, Penisface and everyone else is invited.

[EggoBreasts]

Thanks for the nickname :confused: :( :down

[블라스]

I always call you like that because you were purple penis face :( :confused:

[Uriel Septim]

He was a prancer.

[EggoBreasts]

If I was purple penis face, why were my initials PPP?

[The Last Meatbag]

Phace :o

[WhatsHisFace]

I still think you're awesome though.
You just need to relax a bit.
I swear to God, I'm gonna fly you down here sometime, and we'll have some non-gay fun. WHF, Clint, Penisface and everyone else is invited.
Yes! I got invited to the non-gay fun! :D

Take that, heterosexual WHF doubters! :mad:

[EggoBreasts]

Oh **** there's that SAT thing on saturday that is going to try to tricksy me for like 4 hours :( :(

[WhatsHisFace]

Oh **** there's that SAT thing on saturday that is going to try to tricksy me for like 4 hours :( :(
That thing was a cinch. I didn't study, and I guessed (you're not supposed to) and still got a 1200.

[pornaddict]

Yes! I got invited to the non-gay fun! :D

Take that, heterosexual WHF doubters! :mad:

They doubt, because they desire!!!

Make sure you bring soap on a rope if you end up in a community shh shower, some of these boys seem to dig your stuff.

[EggoBreasts]

^oregondude is beating off to our posts as we speak, everyone stop typing :o

[pornaddict]

yeah ok whatever you say, you got me figured out.

BTW, how did that DR visit of yours go? Get everything out ok? I was worried about you.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/pricelessx-ray.jpg

[Juturna]

What's the 'level scaling' system and why is it so bad?

[Uriel Septim]

What's the 'level scaling' system and why is it so bad?
Did you play Morrowind? If not this will make no sense, if so, then good, get ready to hate something a lot. Ok, here's leveling in a nut shell.
1) Every single creature in the game gains levels as you do. Bandits will also gain levels, and on top of that, will gain better armor as you progress, so you will see bandits wearing Daedric armor, worth 100,000 gold easily, shaking people down for 100 gold and living in a cave. Real immersive, isn't it? At it's core, this makes it so that you will never REALLY level up, because you remain at the same relative strength to everything else that you've always been at, you are as capable of clearing a dungeon at level 1 as you are at level 100. You will never be able to really just walk out and explore the wilderness, because you'll never reach that level where you're no longer that worried about any enemies, so you can just start exploring and finding whatever you find, because animals will be as deadly as ever, no matter what you do. But it gets worse than that.

2) Let's say I use alchemy and sneak a lot. I level up based on that. I am now level 2, with the fighting skills I had at level 1, and am better at making potions and picking locks. Every enemy in the game is now level 2, and is better at killing things. If you play a thief or mage, or even a warrior in a lot of cases, you can quickly find yourself completly outclassed by EVERYTHING. And top of that, there is no way to recover. As you gain fighting skills, you gain levels, and so does everything else.

3) Let's take Kvatch, where you lead about 3-4 guards to fight some daedra. Now, at level 3 or so, this is fun, because the guards are capable of fighting the scamps at such. But at level 12, because all of the enemies are as strong as you, they quickly kill the guards, and leave you fighting several enemies at once that are as strong or stronger than you are. If you don't finish the main quest by level 20, it is literally broken without cheats - there is pretty much no way to get past some of it's fights.

4) Loot is leveled as well. So, let's say at level 1, I work hard, I pray a little, and I do the impossible and I open a chest with lock level "very hard". In Morrowind, Daggerfall, and Arena, and any other RPG, my reward would be just that - a reward, something worth my effort and time. In Oblivion, since you are level 1, you will receive only level 1 loot. That means you just got a pair of shoes, worth 1 gold. Later in the game, you will find 100,000 septim weapons just laying on a table somewhere. Also, it leaves no motivation to enter dungeons. Not only is there no variance in difficulty, leaving you with no sense of foreboding with a dungeon (you know you can take whatever is in there without even checking first), but the loot is scaled as well too, so you can safely pass any dungeon you see and know that there is not a single thing in there significantly better than anything you currently have.


There are more problems with it, but I don't feel like typing anymore. Google it.

[Juturna]

Wow, that does sound like it sucks. That's what I love about MOST RPGs, a boss is hard, I spend 2-3 days dedicated to leveling up, and I rape that boss with ease.

It's like... lvling up is pointless...

[EggoBreasts]

I still havent experienced the even leveling of enemies...but whatever :confused:

[Uriel Septim]

Yeah, that was a huge part of Morrowind. Getting equipment and treasure beyond your means thanks to an exceptionally well planned expedition to a dungeon you stumbled on earlier, going back to that bandit cave that sent you packing a month earlier and cleaning house, finally seeing what the vaults had to offer you, getting powerful and generally getting some rare armor and feeling like you were SOMEBODY in the world, you were the hero, no one else was even capable of the stuff you were, you just felt special, powerful, and the games were more fun because of it, like every RPG. And now, you're just another cookie cutter adventurer that's no better than anyone else playing through a vanilla difficulty game. They're fixing it at least. I hear they are anyways. They need to if they want anymore money from A LOT of people, their forums have crashed several times almost exclusively thanks to complaint threads. And it sucks because everything else in the game came together so perfectly.

[WhatsHisFace]

Is that a bottle up the ass or the vagina?

[WhatsHisFace]

Well the person has an artificial femur-cuff, so it's probably an old person.

Maybe it really was an accident, like they sat naked onto a beer bottle.

[블라스]

Hey people, I'm back.

[Juturna]

BLAS! When are you getting KH2!? It's amazing.

http://www.kh2.co.uk/assets/kh2/artwork/kh2uo04.jpg

[블라스]

I don't know....
I want the first one again, first :O

[Juturna]

No you don't, you already beat it man, you gotta move on. This game is like... 40 hours... and I know that's a lot for you :( so don't wear yourself out on KH with KH1...

[블라스]

Good point, but these are the games I play right now...

Shadow of the Colossus (Jesus, how the hell do I grab the 5th one's tail? :rolleyes: )
God of War (Normal mode now)
Resident Evil 4
DMC3:SE
MGS3:S
Black
Spartan: TW
Hulk:UD

And I don't have time as it is :(

[Mentok]

:mad:

http://x11.putfile.com/3/8621583434.gif (http://www.putfile.com)

[Kipobe]

They cut our convo short, Gammy:( And I still haven't played through Hulk: UD all the way:confused:

[블라스]

Pffft we'll just agree that the Burton movies are awesome :up:

Hulk:UD is even better now, it really is a great game :up:

[The Riddler]

OBLIVION, Blazing Angels, PDZ, COD:2, Kameo, PGR3, GRAW, Condemned, etc.. The XBOX 360 weak point are it's bad sports games, but it has a helluva alot more to offer. So go be stupid about gaming somewhere else.

* Runs to play OBLIVION*
so being stupid means having personal preference?

perhaps i don't like the games you do. yes, the games you just named do nothing for me.

[Kipobe]

Pffft we'll just agree that the Burton movies are awesome :up:

Hulk:UD is even better now, it really is a great game :up:
:up:

Better, now?

[Juturna]

Blas, you need to be playing only one game at a time and focus on it. The way you're doing things... how do you keep up with story lines and stuff? What a bad way to game.... :(

[XwolverineX]

so being stupid means having personal preference?

perhaps i don't like the games you do. yes, the games you just named do nothing for me.


None of them? :confused:


Anyways, can't the bloody weekend come any faster?! I have SO much KH2 to play, and so little time. BTW, I started on hard. I want my first playthrough to be challenging.

[SteveJobs]

Why'd PPP get banned again? :confused:

[블라스]

:up:

Better, now?

Yeah, cause I had it before, but didn't appreciate it that much :O
Now it's awesome.

Clint: I dunno, I just like having fun :O

[WhatsHisFace]

Why'd PPP get banned again? :confused:
He was talking like a drunk WHF.

[SteveJobs]

I need some stress relief techniques.

[블라스]

Judo chop!

*hits DRT*

There :mad:

[SteveJobs]

That doesn't relieve stress.

[MutualAgreement]

I got candy. You did not. :)

[블라스]

That doesn't relieve stress.

Want me to try again? :mad:

:(

[SteveJobs]

Senior skip day is tomorrow. I'm supposed to go visit my old elementary school tomorrow, but I really don't want to see anyone there, I'll probably just end up spending the day doing whatever. I sat on my porch for like, an hour at 3am last night, it was weird, but relaxing. Unlike gay judo chops that add to stress.:down

[InsaneMembrane]

I'm so bored, I'm supposed to be storyboarding for my CPT class but y'know.

[블라스]

DRT: You never, NEVER appreciate my help :(

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I want candy, any kind will do ..

[THWIP*]

I want candy, any kind will do ..


YOU WANNA LICK MY LOLLIPOP? :o

[블라스]

Dude, that's just....gross :down

[SteveJobs]

I appreciate your help gamera. You're the most helpful person I know as a matter of fact :(

[블라스]

Oh...:(
Thanks :O

[MutualAgreement]

I have one that's carmel apple.. :confused:

[THWIP*]

Dude, that's just....gross :down


WHY? :confused: :(

[블라스]

WHY? :confused: :(

I don't know....it just is :(

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

YOU WANNA LICK MY LOLLIPOP? :o


Not cool man, not cool. :mad: :mad:

[THWIP*]

Not cool man, not cool. :mad: :mad:

http://photos15.flickr.com/20929628_b54c0296f5.jpg

FINE......I'LL EAT IT ALL MYSELF. :mad:

[블라스]

I just ordered Japanese food :D

Fried shrimp roll and yakimeshi with beef :up:

[Master Chief]

I don't like who I am... I'm a f**king psycho, and it makes me feel bad. :(

[pornaddict]

I don't like who I am... I'm a f**king psycho, and it makes me feel bad. :(

Jack Bauer would be so disappointed with you

[THWIP*]

I don't like who I am... I'm a f**king psycho, and it makes me feel bad. :(


YOU SHOULD DO LIKE 'DRT', AND JUST CHERISH YOUR INSANITY. :O

[Barbaric Yawp]

*****es

[블라스]

?..

[Barbaric Yawp]

I don't know why they banned me. Maybe Oregon**** went crying to the naz...I mean mods.

[SteveJobs]

I pick my nose in private. Anyone else?

[블라스]

Hahaha idiot http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1795.html

[SteveJobs]

I don't know why they banned me. Maybe Oregon**** went crying to the naz...I mean mods.
More than likely. This account, 'zenein', and Uriel Septim were all put on probation at various times thanks to Morg's powertripping combined with oregondude's being a moron. Too bad they're too dumb to catch all three, even after posting about all of them more than once :o

[Barbaric Yawp]

Why you get probation? Smarter than 70% of the idiots here?

[SteveJobs]

Hahaha idiot http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1795.html
Hahahaha, "my brain hurts!" :D

[SteveJobs]

Why you get probation? Smarter than 70% of the idiots here?
With Uriel? Hold on, let me log into that account and grab the PM. He sent me a PM "warning" over my "I'm going to bed" thread, and then sent me another titled "probation" literally in the same minute :o

EDIT: Here

I thought it was an ass, but I've seen girls shove bottles into the vagina, so I don't know :confused:

Goddamnit, you are so ****ing retarded. I have been to cities. I have done quests. I don't do the same goddamned hour over and over again. I wish that guy had raped you to death.

Maybe his butthole was attractive to someone's penis. Not so innocent sounding now, is it?

If I or any other mod see posts like this again you will be banned

Mods don't care that private messages remain private I've seen, so I'm forced to assume that this is ok as well.

[블라스]

Hahaha yeah, that guy was awesome but also an idiot :up:

[Barbaric Yawp]

we should make our own code and type in it, preferably something including audio

[SteveJobs]

We should post exclusively in racial slurs and pornography.

[블라스]

I'm tired of posting here.
Again.

Ugh.

[SteveJobs]

I'm tired of absolutely everything, and yet I do them. Just go through the motions and keep posting here.

[블라스]

I don't know about that.

[SteveJobs]

Yeah.

[블라스]

Hmm...

[SteveJobs]

Gamera, just off the top of your head, whats a goal I should pursue? Right now I'm really not doing anything, ever.

[블라스]

Get an easy job that gives you money to buy stuff.

[SteveJobs]

I have one official and one unofficial that gives me plenty of money, though I hate both because I have to deal with idiots all day, like anything where I'm in contact with people. I think I need a hobby, like gardening or something. Don't ninja monk warriors or whatever garden?

[Barbaric Yawp]

Take sword training classes or something :confused:

[블라스]

Gardening should be relaxing.
You could also grow vegetables or something.
You don't have to deal with people, only....vegetables.

[XwolverineX]

Take sword training classes or something :confused:

Wait a sec.... Who're you know?


I'm so confused... :(:down

[InsaneMembrane]

My laptop came in the mail today, I'm so pleased

[XwolverineX]

My laptop came in the mail today, I'm so pleased

Can you buy me one aswell? :( Please?

[InsaneMembrane]

Can you buy me one aswell? :( Please?

lol sorry man no can do, it's a sweet sixteen birthday present from my dad, my birthday is on the 11th of April.

[XwolverineX]

lol sorry man no can do, it's a sweet sixteen birthday present from my dad, my birthday is on the 11th of April.




Pretty please? :confused::(

[InsaneMembrane]

Pretty please? :confused::(

well......















no :(

[XwolverineX]

well......














no :(



Pretty pretty please? :(:confused:

[SteveJobs]

Alright, shut up everyone.

[XwolverineX]

Alright, shut up everyone.


No you.

[SteveJobs]

**** are everywhere

[PWN3R]

J. Allard! Settle down!


:mad:

[WhatsHisFace]

J. Allard! Settle down!


:mad:
You fail.

[XwolverineX]

**** are everywhere


WHF is living proof.. :(:down

[WhatsHisFace]

Why do you suck at posting? Seriously. You are just really lame. You make this forum less funny with everything you do. Just go off and die.

[SteveJobs]

For real, no one wants to read 8 pretty please posts you ******, go rot in a corner somewhere.

[XwolverineX]

Why do you suck at posting? Seriously. You are just really lame. You make this forum less funny with everything you do. Just go off and die.


I'm so hurt. :(

[SteveJobs]

I'm going to go take a shower to wash his stink off of me.

[블라스]

Logan is tougher than that :(

[Juturna]

Think of me drt... I have no life now, all I did today at school was zone out and think of KH or talk to my friends about KH.

[XwolverineX]

I'm going to go take a shower to wash his stink off of me.

You panzy. :down

[pornaddict]

WHF is living proof.. :(:down

You dweebs are like a pack of wild Pomeranians. Leave WHF alone man, why constantly hassle him about being gay?

What if he really was don't you think that saying the crap that is said is rather prejudice? The fact that he isn't then just makes it childish. Jealous as he is better looking and has a chance to score real life poon and not resort to fuzzy cable tv images for satisfaction? Leave him alone, really nobody but the dorks who take part (all 4 of you) appreciates reading that sort of insensitive prejudiced and hateful crap.

[XwolverineX]

You dweebs are like a pack of wild Pomeranians. Leave WHF alone man, why constantly hassle him about being gay?

What if he really was don't you think that saying the crap that is said is rather prejudice? The fact that he isn't then just makes it childish. Jealous as he is better looking and has a chance to score real life poon and not resort to fuzzy cable tv images for satisfaction? Leave him alone, really nobody but the dorks who take part (all 4 of you) appreciates reading that sort of insensitive prejudiced and hateful crap.


To annoy him. It's working. :):up:

[Juturna]

You dweebs are like a pack of wild Pomeranians. Leave WHF alone man, why constantly hassle him about being gay?

What if he really was don't you think that saying the crap that is said is rather prejudice? The fact that he isn't then just makes it childish. Jealous as he is better looking and has a chance to score real life poon and not resort to fuzzy cable tv images for satisfaction? Leave him alone, really nobody but the dorks who take part (all 4 of you) appreciates reading that sort of insensitive prejudiced and hateful crap.

Shut up, you wish WHF was gay so you could suck him off and let him masturbate in your eyes.

[The Last Meatbag]

I don't understand how to pick locks in Oblivion :(

[XwolverineX]

Shut up, you wish WHF was gay so you could suck him off and let him masturbate in your eyes.


He IS gay? :confused:

[블라스]

:eek:

[InsaneMembrane]

yeah this thread took an akward turn

[XwolverineX]

yeah this thread took an akward turn


I said pretty pretty please!! :(:up:

[InsaneMembrane]

I said pretty pretty please!! :(:up:

Yeah sure, I'll send it in the mail :o

[pornaddict]

Shut up, you wish WHF was gay so you could suck him off and let him masturbate in your eyes.

Ummm yeah, ok whatever you say klunt. You are such a follower it is not even funny. You and twitch both. xwolverinex seems ok most of the time and has only recently shown signs of jackassness.

Which I really do not understand as before DiRTbag and you other morons only made fun of him for talking like Wolverine and had nothing nice to say to the guy.

Typical teenage wanna be emo idiots can only make yourselves feel better by picking on others. Try getting laid or playing sports, helps the self esteem.

[The Last Meatbag]

and teh Pwnage begins

[Barbaric Yawp]

Stop messaging me, I don't want to have sex with you

[XwolverineX]

Stop messaging me, I don't want to have sex with you



Who are you talking about?

[XwolverineX]

Ummm yeah, ok whatever you say klunt. You are such a follower it is not even funny. You and twitch both. xwolverinex seems ok most of the time and has only recently shown signs of jackassness.

Which I really do not understand as before DiRTbag and you other morons only made fun of him for talking like Wolverine and had nothing nice to say to the guy.

Typical teenage wanna be emo idiots can only make yourselves feel better by picking on others. Try getting laid or playing sports, helps the self esteem.


Why can't we all just get along, like in the movies forum? :( I love you all. No, not sexually WHF. :o

[pornaddict]

Why can't we all just get along, like in the movies forum? :( I love you all. No, not sexually WHF. :o

lol. my god.

[Barbaric Yawp]

Who are you talking about?
^ the one above this message :O

[Juturna]

and teh Pwnage begins

Maybe a few months ago, it might have, but I've changed, this kid doesn't even know me, it's not worth the effort.

[JesusChrist]

WTF was that? Change back Clint :mad:

[Barbaric Yawp]

It's Jesus, LOL

[JesusChrist]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/jcdenton1558/JesusKnock.jpg

[pornaddict]

Maybe a few months ago, it might have, but I've changed, this kid doesn't even know me, it's not worth the effort.

He was talking about the other way around slick.

[JesusChrist]

I created THAT one for all those people arguing against my decision to create aids.

[Mentok]

Jesus went back to hell.

[Mentok]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/mentok50/destructoid.gif

[Juturna]

He was talking about the other way around slick.

Let's ask him:

Patty, do you think it's pwnage when he changed Clint to 'Klunt'? I mean, give yourself a chance and drop the 'l' you know?

"You are such a follower it is not even funny."

Again pat, is this ownage or what? He called me a 'follower'...

"You and twitch both."



Okay, that's it right there... you called me klunt, you called me a follower, and you compared me to twitch. Patty, is this ****ing ownage or what?

[TheHolyGhost]

Jesus was slain by the evil romans and the jews, but he hath come back with an angry vengeance :mad:

[TheHolyGhost]

Stay like that Clint, anger is good, look how well it serves all those badass sith and dark brotherhood guys.

[Barbaric Yawp]

Jesus lives here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/map.jpg

[The Last Meatbag]

Let's ask him:
Patty, do you think it's pwnage when he changed Clint to 'Klunt'? I mean, give yourself a chance and drop the 'l' you know?
"You are such a follower it is not even funny."
Again pat, is this ownage or what? He called me a 'follower'...
"You and twitch both."
Okay, that's it right there... you called me klunt, you called me a follower, and you compared me to twitch. Patty, is this ****ing ownage or what?

such ownage it hasnt even hit you yet :rolleyes:


:O

[TheHolyGhost]

No, I actually live close to that thing that juts out from West Walnut, but heaven isn't cool enough to get a road drawn on google :(

[WhatsHisFace]

Jesus lives here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/map.jpg
Dual train tracks? He must sleep well at night.

[TheHolyGhost]

Jesus is always watching, he never sleeps.

[WhatsHisFace]

At least you live right by a University.

[TheHolyGhost]

And in paradise.

[pornaddict]

Let's ask him:

Patty, do you think it's pwnage when he changed Clint to 'Klunt'? I mean, give yourself a chance and drop the 'l' you know?

"You are such a follower it is not even funny."

Again pat, is this ownage or what? He called me a 'follower'...

"You and twitch both."



Okay, that's it right there... you called me klunt, you called me a follower, and you compared me to twitch. Patty, is this ****ing ownage or what?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/kickmickey.jpg

[TheHolyGhost]

Alright Clint, would 3 days with a PS2 warrant getting KH2, or would I need more time?

[WhatsHisFace]

Klint is in full-on KH Holy Rage right now.

[XwolverineX]

Alright Clint, would 3 days with a PS2 warrant getting KH2, or would I need more time?


Stay up all night and play all day, and it's enough. Wait, there is no amount of time to keep loving KH. So, no... :O:up:

[XwolverineX]

lol. my god.


Satan pwns him.

[pornaddict]

WHF, you are a college boy, here is a trick for you to score free booze at parties




http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/liquor-thief.jpg

[THWIP*]

WHF, you are a college boy, here is a trick for you to score free booze at parties




http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/liquor-thief.jpg


HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO KISS THAT GUY'S ASS...........WHICH MEANS 'WHF' ALREADY KNOWS THAT "TRICK". :confused: :O

[XwolverineX]

Why steal from the straight guy?:confused: Are you discriminationg against straight people WHF?

[pornaddict]

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO KISS THAT GUY'S ASS...........WHICH MEANS 'WHF' ALREADY KNOWS THAT "TRICK". :confused: :O

LOL, you are just seeing what you wanna see. His mouth is not even close to the dudes ass. Come come, I know you Kentucky boys are open minded but really, draw the line somewhere please, at least in public.:up: :rolleyes:

[pornaddict]

Why steal from the straight guy?:confused: Are you discriminationg against straight people WHF?

He is actually stealing from the girl if you look at her body parts and not his you would notice this, bub. ;)

[pornaddict]

Who doesn't love the way this kid thinks? ;)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/pervertkid.jpg

[XwolverineX]

He is actually stealing from the girl if you look at her body parts and not his you would notice this, bub. ;)


So he hates girls. Meh. Doesn't make a difference, bub.

[pornaddict]

So he hates girls. Meh. Doesn't make a difference, bub.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/kickmickey.jpg

[THWIP*]

Who doesn't love the way this kid thinks? ;)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/pervertkid.jpg


WHAT THE HELL? HE'S NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO GET A CHUB. :confused: :down:(

[XwolverineX]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/style_emoticons/2/swear.gif Take that THWIP*. I can do everything. ;)


http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/style_emoticons/2/74_74.gif


http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/style_emoticons/2/fing05.gif

[WhatsHisFace]

WHAT THE HELL? HE'S NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO GET A CHUB. :confused: :down:(
I got boners at about that age. That girl's clearly wearing a shirt underneath though.

[THWIP*]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/style_emoticons/2/swear.gif Take that THWIP*. I can do everything. ;)


http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/style_emoticons/2/74_74.gif


http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/style_emoticons/2/fing05.gif


OMG.....YOU ARE SO TALENTED. :o

[TheHolyGhost]

I got boners at about that age. That girl's clearly wearing a shirt underneath though.
CRASH is supposed to be like, C.R.A.S.H or something, it doesn't look right there :confused:

[WhatsHisFace]

CRASH is supposed to be like, C.R.A.S.H or something, it doesn't look right there :confused:
Err, what?

[Juturna]

Alright Clint, would 3 days with a PS2 warrant getting KH2, or would I need more time?

It's about a 40 Hour game, ad if you haven't beat KH1 there's no reason to play 2 at all.

[TheHolyGhost]

**** you busta ass CRASH motherfckers then dawg

[Juturna]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/kickmickey.jpg

I'm taking this as a "Oh, I'm a complete idiot and I can't pull anything out of my ass to turn this around so here's a random picture" post.

[WhatsHisFace]

**** you busta ass CRASH motherfckers then dawg
That's exactly as you posted it. What's C.R.A.S.H.?

[Master Chief]

Hahah, I got a free RAZR, and pretty much everyone in the city has one. It's hilarious.

[TheHolyGhost]

Community resources against street hoodlums, it was an anti-gang task force which was discovered to be extremely corrupt and operating almost entirely as a street gang in the Rampart division of LAPD and what The Shield is based on. The quote came from me trying to find a posting gimmick as annoying as "bub" and "yer" is. So, yeah, take it down, it's an awful signature :(

[XwolverineX]

OMG.....YOU ARE SO TALENTED. :o


So true. :):up:

[XwolverineX]

My fingers are sore from post-whoring in the community. Bed time, nighty night.

[Barbaric Yawp]

http://www.max-animation.com/mov/vort-test.mov

[Twitch]

Let's ask him:

Patty, do you think it's pwnage when he changed Clint to 'Klunt'? I mean, give yourself a chance and drop the 'l' you know?

"You are such a follower it is not even funny."

Again pat, is this ownage or what? He called me a 'follower'...

"You and twitch both."



Okay, that's it right there... you called me klunt, you called me a follower, and you compared me to twitch. Patty, is this ****ing ownage or what?

What the ****? I hadn't copied anyone in this thread in a long time. Hell I don't post that often anymore in this thread. Oh and I don't stalk people anymore aka DRT. So shove it pornaddict or whoever ****ing said this originally.

[Mxtt]

Hahah, I got a free RAZR, and pretty much everyone in the city has one. It's hilarious.

i got a pink one, i throw it when i'm angry:mad:

[Juturna]

What the ****? I hadn't copied anyone in this thread in a long time. Hell I don't post that often anymore in this thread. Oh and I don't stalk people anymore aka DRT. So shove it pornaddict or whoever ****ing said this originally.

Yeah, ever since I gave you anal sex that one time in I think it was the Photo Album thread, you have improved a lot. And it was pornaddict who said it.

[Barbaric Yawp]

Who is this "King of Worms" and why was he such a ****ing easy kill? :confused:

[블라스]

Hello?

[Puñietas]

wow what is with the bannings?

[블라스]

All of this happened in my dreams.
They were meant to happen.

[Capt Throbberson]

Who doesn't love the way this kid thinks? ;)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/pervertkid.jpg
There's not much to look at it looks like

[블라스]

There's not much to look at it looks like

There is here...

http://matsuganeyoko.hp.infoseek.co.jp/Images/200304/yoko20030407.jpg

http://matsuganeyoko.hp.infoseek.co.jp/Images/200304/yoko20030419.jpg

[Lackey]

Gammy, I wish your avatar was animated :(



and don't you know tripod doesn't allow hotlinking?

[블라스]

I do now :(

Yeah, if someone could make an animated Gob chicken dance avvy, man, that'd be bananas :up:

[WhatsHisFace]

I wish the pictures Gamera posted were animated.

[Barbaric Yawp]

they ip banned me at home :(

[블라스]

I wish the pictures Gamera posted were animated.

They are in my mind.
All the time.
Even when I'm not looking at them :(

[WhatsHisFace]

Gammy's addicted to PORN!!!!

[블라스]

Just Japanese girls, not porn :(

[Lackey]

they ip banned me at home :(


who's your internet provider at home and what kind of connection is it?

[블라스]

This thread can't die :(

[InsaneMembrane]

I wont let it :mad:

[블라스]

That's why I love you :(

These "V for Vendetta" stunt videos KICK ASS!

http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/index2.html

[InsaneMembrane]

That's why I love you :(

These "V for Vendetta" stunt videos KICK ASS!

http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/index2.html

Heh it can just be us talking.

Holy **** how many knives does V carry :eek:

[블라스]

Yeah, I guess.
Still love you though :o

Hmm...I think like 8, maybe.

It really is an amazing movie, I'm going to see it again this weekend :up:

[InsaneMembrane]

Yeah, I guess.
Still love you though :o

Hmm...I think like 8, maybe.

It really is an amazing movie, I'm going to see it again this weekend :up:

Love you too :)

It looks good but I'll wait for it to come to the cheap theatre like I do for all movies that dont start with Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings:o

[블라스]

What the....?

Woman, you're missing the first great movie of the year! :mad:

[Master Chief]

That's why I love you :(

These "V for Vendetta" stunt videos KICK ASS!

http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/index2.html

Holy crap... that choreography f**king rocks. :(

[InsaneMembrane]

What the....?

Woman, you're missing the first great movie of the year! :mad:

theatres here are super expensive, I wait like a month or two and pay half price for a movie.