360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[Lackey]

I tried the same thing...

Me: You're Weird
Book: Weird good or Weird bad?
Me: Weird Bad.
Book: Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me. Maybe I should do your mom in the butt.
Book: Perhaps. Tell me why you should.
Me. Because I'm horny.
Book. That makes sense to me. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot.

[Indiglo]

Stop copying me. :(

[Lackey]

I just wanted to see if you were lying :(

[THWIP*]

Heh, watch some nip/tuck dammit


MEH.....THAT SHOW IS FOR ****. I PREFER "GUY" SHOWS, LIKE THAT ONE WHERE THE GUY GOES FROM TOWN TO TOWN, PICKING UP WAITRESSES IN DINERS, SCREWS THEM, THEN MOVES ON. IT'S CALLED "TIP/PHUCK". :o:up:

[The Last Meatbag]

have you even watched Nip/Tuck?

[THWIP*]

have you even watched Nip/Tuck?


WHAT DO YOU THINK, 'NUTSAC'? :o

[Indiglo]

I just wanted to see if you were lying :(

I wasn't. :)

[The Last Meatbag]

WHAT DO YOU THINK, 'NUTSAC'? :o

no need to get testi...





testies....testicals.....nutsac.....no?

kay :(

[THWIP*]

no need to get testi...





testies....testicals.....nutsac.....no?

kay :(


MEATBAG = NUTSAC :o

[The Last Meatbag]

Oh.....all right

[Twitch]

DRT loves that show, he tried to convince me to watch it but I forgot about it :(

[블라스]

Hahaha you guys are the best sometimes :up:

Man, working on my own is hard :(

[Indiglo]

http://www.redoakisd.org/home.asp

OH ****! SCHOOL CLOSED TOMORROW TOO!

I'm happy again. :)

[Master Chief]

How does Texas, the place where tumbelweeds are supposed to be, get more snow than in Canada?!

[WeeZiTe]

I asked Tom Riddle how many black people it takes to screw in a lightbulb...

He told me one million. :confused:

[블라스]

After only 2 episodes of a rented Season 1 dvd I have realized the following>

1.- I need every season of Xena.

2.- She's SUPER hot in an Amazonian sort of way..

3.- I want her to beat me up before violating me :confused:

http://www.oqdiamondm.com/actresess/lawless.jpg

[Master Chief]

I want a pet giraffe. :(

[Indiglo]

How does Texas, the place where tumbelweeds are supposed to be, get more snow than in Canada?!


Stereotypes lead to nothing but trouble. :O

[Master Chief]

I'm not seeing Underworld Evolution for the same reason I skipped Domino, their damn vertical banners.

[InsaneMembrane]

I'm not seeing Underworld Evolution for the same reason I skipped Domino, their damn vertical banners.

Your loss :o. Keira Knightley + Cockney accent = crap anyway you look at it but U:E looks good.

[Master Chief]

But she gave a lapdance with bra and panties on!! :(

[블라스]

I'm not seeing Underworld Evolution for the same reason I skipped Domino, their damn vertical banners.

What? :confused:

[Twitch]

I'm not seeing Underworld Evolution for the same reason I skipped Domino, their damn vertical banners.

So your not the only one yay. I'm expecting no school tommorrow hopefully.

[Drakon]

I've no intention of seeing it regardless, so I am missing nothing.

[InsaneMembrane]

But she gave a lapdance with bra and panties on!! :(

1. That was a stunt double
2. The lapdance was terrible, no rythmn what so ever.

[블라스]

God, working on my own is turning out to be harder than I expected ;o

[블라스]

Good morning?

[WeeZiTe]

Pwnt, I got accepeted into Rutgers University today, my first choice college. Today is a good day so far, snow day, no work, got accepted into college, and I found out I'm getting a 360 next week.

[블라스]

Cool!
Congratulations Weezite! :up:

[Holly Goodhead]

so..much...snow..

[Indiglo]

Ah Global Warming sucks. :(

[WeeZiTe]

We got like 2 inches and got out of school. It turned into rain by 8 AM and now its sunny and melting. We should've went to school.

[Indiglo]

We got like 2 inches and got out of school. It turned into rain by 8 AM and now its sunny and melting. We should've went to school.


What happened to Hog Wars on Coag? :confused: :(

[WeeZiTe]

Me working 27 hour weeks is what happened.. And Kev's got a job at a Canadian electronics store and he's actually like a supervisor.. o_o He's got a 360 now and refuses to play anything but Condemned. Did you get one yet?

[Indiglo]

No, and I'm sure I wont untill a price drop.

But we'll "laul" again, some day in the future, with 360 Hogs on 360 Coag. :)

[Indiglo]

And Kev's got a job at a Canadian electronics store and he's actually like a supervisor

Poor canadian electronics store. :(

[Master Chief]

so..much...snow..

Yeah, I woked up this morning and it was up to my window. :(

[Is it Batman?]

so..much...snow..How much of it is yellow?

[블라스]

I feel ignored :down

[Twitch]

I feel ignored :down

Hey Gammy, what's up :o

[블라스]

Hey Gammy, what's up :o

Hey R :up:
Not much, only I'm working my ass off with this new biz that I started and I've been selling to a lot of people.
If I do what Im supposed to do, I'll be earning 1,000-1,500 bucks a week in a couple of months, and that's only at first :(

I'm not selling drugs btw :down

[Master Chief]

If I do what Im supposed to do, I'll be earning 1,000-1,500 bucks a week in a couple of months, and that's only at first :(
:eek::eek::(:eek::):)

[블라스]

:eek::eek::(:eek::):)

Exactly :(
That's a lot of lap dances (j/k)

[Indiglo]

Blas is my best friend.

[Twitch]

Hey R :up:
Not much, only I'm working my ass off with this new biz that I started and I've been selling to a lot of people.
If I do what Im supposed to do, I'll be earning 1,000-1,500 bucks a week in a couple of months, and that's only at first :(

I'm not selling drugs btw :down

Cool, Should I really get Path of Neo? I'll just feel like when I get it, it will screw me :(

[Master Chief]

Exactly :(
That's a lot of lap dances (j/k)

Must mean a lot of nice stuffs for Irma then. And a really wicked wedding. :eek:

[블라스]

Blas is my best friend.


Oh, you!
:D :) :up:

[블라스]

Cool, Should I really get Path of Neo? I'll just feel like when I get it, it will screw me :(

Change control settings to Gamma, Lock option to "Hold" and enjoy :up:
I love it.

[블라스]

Must mean a lot of nice stuffs for Irma then. And a really wicked wedding. :eek:

That's what I'm hoping for :up:
(and a 360, and a Revolution and an electric guitar and some more stuff)

[Twitch]

Change control settings to Gamma, Lock option to "Hold" and enjoy :up:
I love it.

Will do :up:

[블라스]

Also, Conker ROCKS.

Who plays this on Live?

[Master Chief]

I tried once. I sucked real hard, didn't know what the f**k was goin' on. I didn't leave 'til someone said over the headset, "That m-x-t-t guy sucks."

[Indiglo]

I played it for a while, loved being the sniper. But it got old, mainly because the stupid ass sneakers.

[블라스]

We should try it.
It's the most "war" like game I've played on Live :up:

[블라스]

Anyone played MK: Shaolin Monks? The fatalities are soooo whack.

Hahaha yeah!
The game rocks yo!

[Master Chief]

I'm scared to play Conker online ever again. :o

Anyways, Metric is a cool band. Their singer doesn't look too bad either. I should see them next year. Find a way to sneak into the club place. I need a fake ID. :(

http://rapidshare.de/files/8899896/04_Combat_Baby.mp3.html

[Arkady Rossovich]

Its funny to see people so excited about the 360,when it will go the way of the first X-Box,a failure.

[Indiglo]

Lol X-Box.... ***!

[Master Chief]

Its funny to see people so excited about the 360,when it will go the way of the first X-Box,a failure.

You should find some way to make a fortune with your psychic powers. :rolleyes:

[블라스]

Yeeeeeeeshhhhh!
I got the secshee unrated version of the 40 year old virgon on DVD!

[ROFLcopter]

I just played with myself.

[블라스]

.....

[ROFLcopter]

And learned that it's impossible to beat myself at chess.









So I spanked my monkey......
















that I got as a christmas decoration last year.

:confused:

[블라스]

You are a master of the double entendre :confused:

[Doc Luis]

It's official

I'm the evilest man on the internets

[블라스]

Good morning, people!

[ROFLcopter]

Good Almost-Afternoon-For-Me, Fanny Gammy :confused:


Im going with my parents, my brother, and the girlfriends today to Cirque Du Soleil :)

[블라스]

Cool!
Which one?

I went to Saltimbanco a couple of months ago, it was awesome and they had some hot clown chicks :up:

[Twitch]

Cool!
Which one?

I went to Saltimbanco a couple of months ago, it was awesome and they had some hot clown chicks :up:

Really :confused:

[블라스]

Yes! :up:

Oh man, I just got this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000206HA/qid=1134234228/sr=8-2/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i2_xgl63/103-0839595-3596634?v=glance&s=videogames&n=507846) for 4.98!

I used to love it so much.

[Twitch]

Wow :confused:

[블라스]

Yeah...

[Twitch]

So, what now :confused:

[블라스]

Umm....
I dunno?
I'm gonna play some Conker and then go to my gf's place to eat and watch movies? :confused:

[ROFLcopter]

They're doing Varekai today.

[블라스]

Cool, I haven't seen that one.

[Master Chief]

These kids make me want to kill myself.

http://www.minipopkids.com/

[Drakon]

ME too.

[Indiglo]

Wtf are you doing with heathers avvy?

[Drakon]

Freefall was having fun.

[Master Chief]

It's Doom Drak!

Anyways, that Silent Hill teaser, is the music in the games like that? I can't recall.

[Twitch]

the avvy is wicked :up:

[Master Chief]

I know, it's sooo succexy. Took me like 15 mins to make.

[Twitch]

Yeah man, sexy :up:

[ROFLcopter]

Man ...Varekai was ****ing awsome. Music was great, too. :up: After that we all went over to Crazy (Chinese) Buffet and I had like 3 plates of rice, chicken, eggrolls, steak, noodles, veggies, and stuff :eek:. Then I got home and cut the Christmas pig :confused:

[Red Ranger]

It's Doom Drak!

Anyways, that Silent Hill teaser, is the music in the games like that? I can't recall.

Yeah, same composer

[Master Chief]

Shweet, 'cause I'm downloading all four game soundtracks, secks.

[Indiglo]

I went to Barns and Nobles (book store) and got this girls number. She had straight black hair and glasses. In good shape, and was reading a book on "The Warrior's Code".

I think I found a winner. :up:

[Master Chief]

Your eyeballs prolly got you a fake number. :( I never get fake numbers 'cause I never ask for numbers. Phones suck. Hard. :o

[Red Ranger]

Be careful, she might have AIDS.

[Indiglo]

Your eyeballs prolly got you a fake number. :( I never get fake numbers 'cause I never ask for numbers. Phones suck. Hard. :o
:confused:

[Mentok]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/mentok50/xboxjapan.jpg

LOL @ JAPAN.

[WhatsHisFace]

Klint!

GIRLS ARE EVIL! ALL OF THEM. Listen to me man, don't get hurt like I did! Not like I did I've been hurt so many times I want to scream it's not fair I can't be hurt again I just can't I just can't please save yourself man and run in the other direction do this in remembrance of my desire for love!

[ROFLcopter]

You must have some bad luck I guess :o

[Indiglo]

But she was nice. :)

[ROFLcopter]

zzzZZZzzzZZZZzzzzz


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/5/e557c0e00e6994cf63360e7228b04a4e.gif

[WhatsHisFace]

But she was nice. :)
This girl was nice to me too. She hugged me, kissed me, blah blah blah and STABBED MY HEART LIKE A MARSHMALLOW!!!!

[Red Ranger]

I wasn't aware you stabbed marshmellows.

Thought it was more of a poke, a soft poke with a stick. It's a marshmellow, after all.

[Indiglo]

I think I'll take my chances whf. I plan on having a family when I grow up... you have to start some where.

[Is it Batman?]

Don't listen to him. He's trying to turn you gay.

Also, chicks kick ass. You just need to know how to keep them in line.

[WhatsHisFace]

Klint. I'm warning you man. I have been burned like the sun and I'm trying to help you see. WHY CAN'T ANYONE EVER SEE THEIR IMPENDING DOOM?!!?

[ROFLcopter]

This forum is so boring now.....two summers ago it was so hilarious :(

We need to start a new story like Mr. Peg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/mr_peg.bmp

[WhatsHisFace]

This forum WAS hilarious two summers ago. We were unmoderated, un-BYrKeed, un-der the influence and loving it! :D

Now that's all gone. E3 2005 brought in a bunch of idiots, Drakon became a mod here as a result, people started crap about the new console war, etc...

[ROFLcopter]

waaaaa :(

[WhatsHisFace]

Remember when we ruined the Superman Merchandise forum? :D

Remember our merciless spam threads?

Remember Rodan and EML? :(

This is all gone forever. :(

[Indiglo]

Because I know a lot of happy couples. And it's sad their numbers are so small in comparison to the number of depressed singles walking around

[Drakon]

This forum WAS hilarious two summers ago. We were unmoderated, un-BYrKeed, un-der the influence and loving it! :D

Now that's all gone. E3 2005 brought in a bunch of idiots, Drakon became a mod here as a result, people started crap about the new console war, etc...

Not that I think you're mad at me being moderator, but look at the bright side--you coulda had someone who knew little to nothing as to how things go here.

[Indiglo]

Remember when we ruined the Superman Merchandise forum? :D

Remember our merciless spam threads?

Remember Rodan and EML? :(



Fun.

[WhatsHisFace]

Not that I think you're mad at me being moderator, but look at the bright side--you coulda had someone who knew little to nothing as to how things go here.
I have nothing against you personally, or even your mod responsibilities of keeping us in line. It's not even that I don't like the situation, because I still have fun here. It's just that a while ago, this place was insanely awesome.

It's gone from a 9.7 to an 8.3 or something. It's still good, just not as much as it had been.

Hope that made sense to you.

[Zenien]

Awww they're bonding.

[ROFLcopter]

Oh God it just dropped 7 points suddenly :o

[WhatsHisFace]

Awww they're bonding.
Oh God it just dropped 7 points suddenly :o
What the hell are you guys saying? :mad:

[Indiglo]

I never looked at it like a social event. Just a place to talk to friends: Blas, Matt, Julian.

And kinda friends: whf, Drakon, Stephen, and thwip, Zenien.

And get Video Game info. But never to actually... have fun.

I think of this place as... like... the waiting room of life. Where I am when I'm not living.

Hope that made sense to you.

[ROFLcopter]

WHF, I was referring to her :)

[Drakon]

I have nothing against you personally, or even your mod responsibilities of keeping us in line. It's not even that I don't like the situation, because I still have fun here. It's just that a while ago, this place was insanely awesome.

It's gone from a 9.7 to an 8.3 or something. It's still good, just not as much as it had been.

Hope that made sense to you.

I know what you meant. I was just trying to show the silver lining and what not. :)

[WhatsHisFace]

I never looked at it like a social event. Just a place to talk to friends: Blas, Matt, Julian.

And kinda friends: whf, Drakon, Stephen, and thwip, Zenien.

And get Video Game info. But never to actually... have fun.

I think of this place as... like... the waiting room of life. Where I am when I'm not living.

Hope that made sense to you.
We would be better friends if I didn't keep confusing you with Hippie_Hunter.

[ROFLcopter]

If silver is the color of silver, what would it be if it silver wasn't called silver :eek:

[WhatsHisFace]

I'd like it to be called wobblejimmy.

[Indiglo]

We would be better friends if I didn't keep confusing you with Hippie_Hunter.

I don't know how that could happen. Our internet personalities are nothing alike.

[ROFLcopter]

A trend I must try keep up, something amusing every night before I go to bed:

http://imreallyamgoingtohell.ytmnd.com/

[WhatsHisFace]

Muahahahaha!

Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes like cardboard ass anyways. :D

[블라스]

Those mini pop sons of *****es dared to do a Beatles cover.
They must die :down

[Master Chief]

That fat kid who sings that Wake Me up when september ends crap... he specifically makes me feel like ending my life. :(

[Drakon]

Those mini pop sons of *****es dared to do a Beatles cover.
They must die :down

Murder Death KILL!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

[블라스]

It is THEY who should think of ending their lives, not us.

Ok people, so I want to get into the whole Half Life experience, but I want to start with the first one.

Luckily I found an used version of ps2 Half Life for like 8 bucks which I shall be picking up tomorrow, after I beat that, I shall get Half Life 2.

[Indiglo]

Half life 1 might turn you away from Half life 2, don't let that happen.

[WhatsHisFace]

Half-Life is definitely still unique, even though many games copy it as best they can.

[블라스]

Murder Death KILL!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

DEEEEEAAAAATH!!!! DEEEEEAAAAAAATH!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/orig/6692_orig.jpg


(http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/orig/6692_orig.jpg)
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrap/trans.gif

[블라스]

Half life 1 might turn you away from Half life 2, don't let that happen.

You think so, buddy?
Cause I'm a sucker for a good FPS, and it does have an IGN 9.1 review.

[Indiglo]

They are 2 very different games, and i wasn't much of a fan of Half life 1.

[블라스]

Hmmm....ok, that sounds reasonable enough.
I'll get it, and play it immediatly, if I dont like it, I'll return it and trade it for a different game, free of charge.

[WhatsHisFace]

LOTR was such a good movie series. I wish Jackson didn't do Kong and did something else. Like Deus Ex: The Movie.

[Master Chief]

They are 2 very different games, and i wasn't much of a fan of Half life 1.

They're not that different. :confused: I'm still kinda bothered by how fast Gordon moves in HL1 though.

[블라스]

LOTR was such a good movie series. I wish Jackson didn't do Kong and did something else. Like Deus Ex: The Movie.

You wish to take a quality big monster movie away from me?
I thought we were friends :( :( :(

[Master Chief]

LOTR was such a good movie series. I wish Jackson didn't do Kong and did something else. Like Deus Ex: The Movie.

Kong > Halo > Everything else that ever existed > Deus Ex.

[Indiglo]

They're not that different. :confused: I'm still kinda bothered by how fast Gordon moves in HL1 though.

I mean the openness of Half Life 2 with the awesome rides and how different the guns and stuff feels.

[블라스]

Ok, I gotta experience this...

http://www.psx2.com/media/games/ps2/half-life/images/old/04.jpg

[Master Chief]

Eh, it's actually not that awesome. :o I did enjoy getting knocked out, and put in a trash compacter place and having to get out before it crushes you and all the boxies though.

[블라스]

That.....sounds awesome.

[WhatsHisFace]

Kong > Halo > Everything else that ever existed > Deus Ex.
We're not going to get along very well.

[WhatsHisFace]

You wish to take a quality big monster movie away from me?
I thought we were friends :( :( :(
Deus Ex had big monsters... but they were robots. And not as big as Kong...

...:(

[블라스]

Deus Ex had big monsters... but they were robots. And not as big as Kong...

...:(

And JC Denton never fought dinosaurs either :(

[WhatsHisFace]

And JC Denton never fought dinosaurs either :(
You forget too quickly! :eek:

http://halifaxdavid.kicks-ass.net/Games/gaming/greasel.jpg

[블라스]

You forget too quickly! :eek:

http://halifaxdavid.kicks-ass.net/Games/gaming/greasel.jpg

I love you, brother :(

[WhatsHisFace]

I just noticed that there's a homeless bum walking around in the back of that medical lab.

Maybe he's an improvisational doctor? :confused:

[블라스]

It could be that, but my guess is that's actually Batman in disguise, just examining the situation.

[WhatsHisFace]

Muahahahah! :D

Gamera fanclub: commence operation.

[블라스]

Kickass!
My dad just got me the following DVDs...

Dance of the Drunk Mantis.
http://www.geocities.com/tqito/ddm3.jpg

Banlieue 13.
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/130/1664/400/Banlieue-13.jpg

Tom Yum Goong 2-disc set.
http://www.kinolounge.de/pn/images/news/tom-yum-goong/tom-yum-goong019.jpg

Cinderella Man Collector's Edition.
http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Movie-Wallpapers/Cinderella_Man.jpg

[블라스]

Muahahahah! :D

Gamera fanclub: commence operation.

You can use this for our flag.
Yes, we could have a flag!

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/fanq/z/a/zachariah3/gamera.jpg

EDIT: Or this, if we're looking for a more "kid friendly" image :confused:

http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/saiboku-do-shinkan/k-gamera.gif

[WhatsHisFace]

The first one is pretty kid-friendly. Looks like http://www.coloring.ws/pokemon/adopt/blastoisedesktop.jpg

[블라스]

And it's kind of like my name :eek:

[WhatsHisFace]

Oh.

My.

:eek:

We must contact the Prime Minister immediately!

[Drakon]

*changes name to Toise*

[Master Chief]

Akira Yamaoka is a God, Silent Hill music rules in ways that eerily arouse me. :(

[Red Ranger]

Gamera.

Was it you who has Freedom Fighters? I finally started playng it. And I enjoy it.

And it's EA. :(

[Master Chief]

Freedom Fighters was funny. Once I blew up this bridge after going under it, and all the debris just missed me but all the soldiers on top went flying all over the place, it was excellent.

[Red Ranger]

When do you plan to get a 360? March is like the perfect time.

[Master Chief]

Yeah, some time around next year. Prolly February.

[블라스]

Oh.

My.

:eek:

We must contact the Prime Minister immediately!

Hahaha :up:

[블라스]

*changes name to Toise*

We'll be like one entity :confused:

[블라스]

Gamera.

Was it you who has Freedom Fighters? I finally started playng it. And I enjoy it.

And it's EA. :(

Yeah, I had it a long time ago.
I loved it so much, I actually could get it again, only for Xbox now cause I think the gfx are a little sharper.

[블라스]

I got up too late to get breakfast taquitos :(

[Red Ranger]

Why is Jade Empire so goddamned hard? I have no idea what I am doing besides pushing A a lot. WHF, give me tips.

[ROFLcopter]

Here's a tip: Sell it :o

[ROFLcopter]

Ok, I gotta experience this...

http://www.psx2.com/media/games/ps2/half-life/images/old/04.jpg


No...you gotta experience this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/LostCoast.jpg


And with PC, you can :D :
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7479/gmconstructsnowv200073qi.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/muetank/cs_xcom0003.jpg
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2716/csoffice00014hn.jpg

[Lackey]

looks like a guy with a turkey on his head

[ROFLcopter]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/triple0tv3/gm_construct0036.jpg
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http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/triple0tv3/gm_construct0040.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/triple0tv3/gm_construct0041.jpg

[블라스]

That Gerry's Mod scares the crap out of me :down

[Twitch]

Ong-brak deserves all that praise, great action movie :up:

[WhatsHisFace]

Wrong thread Twitch? :confused:

[블라스]

Ong-brak deserves all that praise, great action movie :up:

You will like Born to Fight, Tom Yum Goong and Fighter in the Wind.
Very hard fighting and stunts.

[Twitch]

Wrong thread Twitch? :confused:

No, Gammy knows what I speak of :o

[Twitch]

You will like Born to Fight, Tom Yum Goong and Fighter in the Wind.
Very hard fighting and stunts.

Sounds Good :up:

[WhatsHisFace]

No, Gammy knows what I speak of :o
I know what Ong Bak is, but no one was talking about it.

[WhatsHisFace]

No, Gammy knows what I speak of :o
I know what Ong Bak is, but no one was talking about it.

[블라스]

Tom Yum Goong is Tony Ja's follow up to Ong Bak, 'nuff said.

Fighter in the Wind is Korean, and the fight is a bit more cinematic, but they take some really hard punches and kicks to the face and body. with no padding :up:

The stunts in Born to Fight are just INSANE.
Please check out the trailer: http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmTv/trailer/player.asp?articleID=12183

[블라스]

http://tecnologia.tiscali.it/sfondi/celebrita/media/bellucci_3.jpg

[Master Chief]

Yay, hidden nips.

[Red Ranger]

WHF, jerkoff, reply to my post

looks like a guy with a turkey on his head

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/kritic/Forum%20pics/headcrabturducken.jpg:confused:

[WhatsHisFace]

Why is Jade Empire so goddamned hard? I have no idea what I am doing besides pushing A a lot. WHF, give me tips.
Push B a lot as you move around. :up:

Change fighting styles also. This is necessary in the arena.

[The Last Meatbag]

The things in half life 2 and half life looks like Courtney Cox in that one Thanksgiving Friends episode

[MutualAgreement]

Surprise!

[ROFLcopter]

OMFG you scared me :(

[MutualAgreement]

My purpose exactly, RO. Good to see someone's alive.

[ROFLcopter]

*dies*

[MutualAgreement]

Damn, and you were my last hope. :o

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm going to go die too.

[Master Chief]

Surprise!

Yay. :eek:

[The Last Meatbag]

Hey Mutual Agreement

[블라스]

Wow, Batman owns Neo in the bullet dodgind deptartment :up:

[MutualAgreement]

Hello to you too, Meatieone! How is everyone?

[The Last Meatbag]

I guess they're alright Master Chief pwn3d PurplePenisPrancer

[WhatsHisFace]

I hate this forum and everyone on it.

[MutualAgreement]

WHF, you hate me?! I hate you too, then. :mad:

[블라스]

I hate this forum and everyone on it.

You don't mean that :(

[Master Chief]

I downloaded and installed Silent Hill 2, 'cause after seeing the trailer I wanted to scare myself with the town... homg, but I'm too scared to play right now 'cause my back is to my room. :(

[블라스]

SH2 was the best one in the series.

[MutualAgreement]

But I do.

[Master Chief]

Yeah, that's why I downloaded SH2. :(

And uh... I do too...? :confused:

[Indiglo]

Matrix Path of Neo

neo in a bambo forest, with a samurai sword, with samurai robes, fighting ninjas, WITH BULLET TIME, makes me cream myself.

[ROFLcopter]

kicking people into the air then blasting them with a shotgun in bullet time or swinging my shovel across their face makes me cream myself

[블라스]

Matrix Path of Neo

neo in a bambo forest, with a samurai sword, with samurai robes, fighting ninjas, WITH BULLET TIME, makes me cream myself.

Doesn't it, though?
Oh man, that game is just COOL.
Change controller settings to Gamma and Lock to Hold, buddy.
You'll thank me :up:

[Indiglo]

Yeah, the gun controls are ****ed, I'll try that.

[블라스]

It should feel MUCH better, kind of like DMC :up:

[Mentok]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/davidsinnott/1111389132594.jpg

[블라스]

Hahaha I love that guy.
In fact, I'd buy Drew Carey on DVD like THAT.

[Drakon]

So would I. Well, if it had Kate. That other broad was okay, but she's not Kate.

As an early X-Mas Present, I got a ****ton of new PC gear and movies--

80GB HDD
Ink cart for my printer
Game Controller for my PC that is just like a PS2 controller
New Mic [about the 8th one I've bought/recieved]

And the movies

Hulk TV Movie
Willard
Earth Girls are Easy
Blade Runner
Hot Shots! Part Deux
Planet of the Apes [Burton]
Starship Troopers
Saving Silverman

[Lackey]

no DVD collection is complete without a copy of Earth Girls are Easy ;):up:

[Drakon]

Agreed.

I actually have [what I believe to be] a decent DVD Collection. Some movies I don't own because I am waiting for a Box set [like new SW Films] or havent' gotten yet [Bat-Box].

[Mentok]

Earth Girls are Easy


:up:

[Indiglo]

What are those comics with those little stick guys, and they have that "Smoke my Ass" strip?

I need that.

[블라스]

Banlieue 13 KICKS ASS.
Tightest, leanest non-asian action movie I've seen.

[블라스]

So would I. Well, if it had Kate. That other broad was okay, but she's not Kate.

As an early X-Mas Present, I got a ****ton of new PC gear and movies--

80GB HDD
Ink cart for my printer
Game Controller for my PC that is just like a PS2 controller
New Mic [about the 8th one I've bought/recieved]

And the movies

Hulk TV Movie
Willard
Earth Girls are Easy
Blade Runner
Hot Shots! Part Deux
Planet of the Apes [Burton]
Starship Troopers
Saving Silverman

Kick ass movies buddy :up:

[Indiglo]

Sogs, answer my question por favor.

[Drakon]

Thankis, Gammy.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=211402

Some people don't like my humour, I guess :(

[블라스]

Sogs, answer my question por favor.

Anything for you, buddy.
But I'm afraird I don't know what you're talking about :confused:

[블라스]

Thankis, Gammy.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=211402

Some people don't like my humour, I guess :(

Old Willard or New Willard?
Cause the new one kicks ass, I love it.

Hahaha Ipee :up:
Wouldn't IPeed be better though? :confused:

[Drakon]

Old Willard or New Willard?
Cause the new one kicks ass, I love it.

Hahaha Ipee :up:
Wouldn't IPeed be better though? :confused:New one--I've actually never seen teh old one, and I can't find it anywhere.

And if I did iPeed it'd be too many letters.

[블라스]

New one--I've actually never seen teh old one, and I can't find it anywhere.

And if I did iPeed it'd be too many letters.

I guess the old one is good, it stars Bruce Davison.

Heh IPee still rules.

Your collection needs some Zatoichi dammit! :mad:

[Drakon]

And more Cowbell.

Other than superhero movies, my collection really does lack in the Action catagory--all I have is comedy, sci-fi, and horror.

[블라스]

Heh cowbell.

Need action?

Banlieue 13 :up:

[Drakon]

I'll actually post a list of the movies I current own later. By later, I mean probabl somewhere around 6pm EST, since I am about to go to bed now, at 11:15am EST.

[블라스]

Heh ok, good night buddy!
And do post that list when you can :up:

[Red Ranger]

http://mp3content03.bcst.yahoo.com/proot4/PubShare14/yahoomovies/3/20448403.mov
hm

[블라스]

Huh, that looks badass.
Gotta get the first one on DVD, btw.

[WhatsHisFace]

I just realized that I love Bruce Lee. What a great man.

[THWIP*]

I just realized that I love Bruce Lee. What a great man.


WHAT HAPPENED.......DID YOU CATCH TOM JANE WITH ANOTHER MAN? :o

[블라스]

I just realized that I love Bruce Lee. What a great man.

You need to have the Enter the Dragon 2-disc set.

[WhatsHisFace]

You need to have the Enter the Dragon 2-disc set.
That's what sparked my fire. :(

THWIP*, I'm not even going to dignify that with a responce. :mad: :D ;) :eek:

[THWIP*]

THWIP*, I'm not even going to dignify that with a responce. :mad: :D ;) :eek:


THAT'S O.K........THIS WILL SUFFICE. :p

[Master Chief]

Heh cowbell.

Need action?

Banlieue 13 :up:

It's sooo crazy when David and Cyril start going at each other. :eek:

[블라스]

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/shukan-st/graphics/lesson/angry.jpg

[블라스]

It's sooo crazy when David and Cyril start going at each other. :eek:

I knew what to expect from Cyril, but David's MA skills surprised me :up:
And I really liked the difference between the fighting styles.

Damien: As technical and precise as possible.
Leito: More of a street fighter, all brawling and tumbling and ****.

Such a great movie, and Lola is HOOOOOT.

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/6963/medhead3uf.jpg

[Indiglo]

Hey Matt, what's thaty comic strip with the little stick limbs? And they had the smoke my ass strip?

[Master Chief]

Yeah Gammy dude, the fight makes me cringe though, the blows are insane. :( If it were real their ribs would be shattered. :(

And the comic strip is http://www.explosm.net/comics/archive.asp hee hee. It's pure geniuz.

[Indiglo]

Oh yes. Thanks.

[블라스]

Yeah Gammy dude, the fight makes me cringe though, the blows are insane. :( If it were real their ribs would be shattered. :(

And the comic strip is http://www.explosm.net/comics/archive.asp hee hee. It's pure geniuz.

I know!
Sweeps, elbows, kicks, throws, damn.

How about Damien's ass-kicking at the illegal casino?
He put the hurtin' in all of them, that was almost Ong Bak level pain :down :(

[Master Chief]

I lourve it when he does that flip then lands on the guy's stomach. :o And then when he uses that guy to shoot a bunch of other guys, and snaps his neck. :o And then when he slides under the table almost getting shot and shoots the guy, through the table. :o homg best movie evar. :(

[블라스]

I lourve it when he does that flip then lands on the guy's stomach. :o And then when he uses that guy to shoot a bunch of other guys, and snaps his neck. :o And then when he slides under the table almost getting shot and shoots the guy, through the table. :o homg best movie evar. :(

LOL :up:
Isn't it?
The fights felt like a weird mixture of The Transporter and Ong Bak, they were so good :up:

Movie was funny too, heh K2 rules.

I thought they were leaving me without a final fight, cause they beat Yeti pretty fast (great fight), and I was happy with the movie, but then Damien and Leito went at it and OMFG great final fight :up:

[Drakon]

Gonna have that list in a minute or so...

[블라스]

Gonna have that list in a minute or so...

Excellent :up:

[ROFLcopter]

Omg I cant get my last valium out of my laptop :(

It fell in where the top connects to snap shut :eek:

[The Last Meatbag]

put your mouth on it and start sucking!!!

[ROFLcopter]

I don't see it anymore :eek:

God damnit I can barely sleep without them :( :( :( :(

[Drakon]

Why do you need a valium? Pain or something?

[The Last Meatbag]

Start drinking Jack Daniels

[ROFLcopter]

Why do you need a valium? Pain or something?

Are you thinking Vicodin?:confused:

I take valium to loosen me up because at the end of the day i'm still bouncing off walls :o

[Drakon]

^^ Yeah, I was.

[Indiglo]

Ah, you're one of those kids.

[The Last Meatbag]

ADHD kids are the best