Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND?

[Golgo-13]

So you and your buddy are hiking through the wilderness. The two of you stop to take a break, and enjoy the scenic view. Your buddy tells you he has to take a wizz, so he walks off to 'pee' in privacy, behind a near by bush. Suddenly you hear a loud and eerie scream-that sends chills down your spine!

You rush over to your buddy and he is on the ground writhing in pain. You see a highly venomous snake slithering hastily away. You cuddle your buddy and ask him "What has happened?" He uncups his hands away from his groin, and see that his penis is swollen to the size of a grapefruit - he's been bitten on his johnson! Your First Aid instincts kicks in. You wrap a turnoquet around it and try to re-assure him everything will be o.k. It's a busy trail, so the chances that someone travelling along it that will be carrying a 'snake-kit' are good. Time goes by,and noboby has come upon the two of you. Your buddy tells you the pain is too much to bare; but he has an idea. The poison needs to be sucked out to reduce tissue damage. Your buddy, your best'est buddy in the whole world looks you dead in the eye, and with the most sincere and desperate look you've ever seen on his face he's utters,
"Please use your mouth and suck the poison out! The swelling is unbearable....i'd do it for you!"

Would you DO IT or NOT?

Note: Now i know that sucking poison out of a snake bite is not recommended but in extreme situations it can be beneficial to by the victim some time-just like the sucking motion of a 'snake kit'.

[Th'Dude]

I don't like your fantasies as excuses to get it on with your male friends.:eek: You should keep them to yourself.:(

[Kritish]

That trick dosn't work anyways.

[Batty for Bats!]

Yes. I'm a guy now boys and girls. No, i'm not homosexual. But I'm also a mature adult and since he is my 'bestest' bud. there isnt a reason not to. Its your friends penis. I'm betting its his most prized possession. there isn't a way around it. It has to be saved. You couldn't exactly leave him there for it to rot off. Unless its un-godly hairy and stanks. He's on his own then. A man's gotta draw the line somewhere. Yes, I'm a hypocrite.

[Immortalfire]

I'd ask him what songs he wants at the funeral.

[Kritish]

I'd do it to save his life.

I'd probally vomit after doing it tho.

[Sarge 2.0]

I'd ask him what songs he wants at the funeral.Seriously? Even if the whole "sucking the poison out" thing wasn't bulls**t, you'd still let him die? That's cold.

[Boom]

Of course I would.

[Kritish]

If he told any body what I did to save his life I'd kill him.

[Alexia Dark]

Seeing as my best friends are all guys... umm... maybe?

[blind_fury]

What if he gets an erection? Do you stop?

[Kritish]

What if he gets an erection? Do you stop?

His penis is already swollen , I doubt it could get any bigger.

[Batty for Bats!]

Wait, are we talking about life-threatening? or Just penis-loosing?

You know, if you used a tourniquet, the blood vessel would be crushed, no blood would be able to pass through his penis again and then it would be amputated anyways.

[Sarge 2.0]

Life threatening, I'd assume. You'd let your friend loose his wang? Double cold. :eek:

[Kritish]

Wait, are we talking about life-threatening? or Just penis-loosing?

Losing your penis would be worse.

[Dwarf lord]

Seeing as my best friend is a girl, I wouldn't run into this problem.

[Kritish]

Seeing as my best friend is a girl, I wouldn't run into this problem.

You think she'd give you a pole polish to save your life ?

[TLATOANI]

I WOULD SAY TELL HIM...man sorry but yoou are dead........can i keep your stereo?

[TLATOANI]

Of course I would.


;) hey man... do you wanna go to the forest? ;)









just kiddin..... :D











call me.... *whispering*





no, really i am just kiddin

[Dwarf lord]

You think she'd give you a pole polish to save your life ?

I don't know... It would be very very awkward.

[Kritish]

I don't know... It would be very very awkward.

Yes, especially if your friends a guy...

[Electrix]

I....might do...

:confused:

[TLATOANI]

Seeing as my best friend is a girl, I wouldn't run into this problem.

but what if the snake bite her brest? ;)

[Kritish]

Imagine having to ask for a breath mint after saving your friends life.

So embarrassing

[Tangled Web]

Hell no!

[Kritish]

Hell no!

Last time I take you camping with me ! :mad: :o

[Sabretooth]

A snake wouldn't bite up that high anyway.They only bite at around the legs or anything they can reach.

[Electrix]

What about 3rd legs?

:D

[Kritish]

A snake wouldn't bite up that high anyway.They only bite at around the legs or anything they can reach.


Not if it was on a branch at groin level. :confused:

[Sabretooth]

Not if it was on a branch at groin level. :confused:
Well,from that description it sounded like the snake would be on the ground.In that case the highest it'll get is maybe your knees.

[BK]

Imagine having to ask for a breath mint after saving your friends life.

So embarrassing
Or imagine while you're in the process of "saving" your friend's life, a random old man passes by yelling, "KITS! FREEEEEE SNAKE KITS!! GET IT WHILE IT'S HERE!"

El. Oh. El.

:O

[Sarge 2.0]

Or imagine while you're in the process of "saving" your friend's life, a random old man passes by yelling, "KITS! FREEEEEE SNAKE KITS!! GET IT WHILE IT'S HERE!"

El. Oh. El.

:O
I can just imagine said old man looking at the dude polishing his friends knob , taking a picture, and saying "OWNED!". :o

[Kritish]

I can just imagine said old man look at the dude polishing his friends knob , taking a picture, and saying "OWNED!". :o

And the picture is posted on the most visted web site in the world.

[Sabretooth]

Or imagine while you're in the process of "saving" your friend's life, a random old man passes by yelling, "KITS! FREEEEEE SNAKE KITS!! GET IT WHILE IT'S HERE!"

El. Oh. El.

:O
Hhahaha.That sounds like something that would happen on Family Guy.:D :up:

[BK]

Well hell, since we're on the subject, how exactly does the poison come out if the situation did happen? Does it automatically come out when the person sucks, or does the guy that's poisoned actually have to make the poison "come" out from arousal? :confused:

I'm going to a forest in the coming weeks with a few girls, so any help asap is greatly appreciated. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Dex4788/Smilies/Evil%20Grin/013.gif

[Sarge 2.0]

Well hell, since we're on the subject, how exactly does the poison come out if the situation did happen? Does it automatically come out when the person sucks, or does the guy that's poisoned actually have to make the poison "come" out from arousal? :confused:

I'm going to a forest in the coming weeks with a few girls, so any help asap is greatly appreciated. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Dex4788/Smilies/Evil%20Grin/013.gif A free BJ isn't worth dying/losing your wee wee. :(

[Kritish]

Well hell, since we're on the subject, how exactly does the poison come out if the situation did happen? Does it automatically come out when the person sucks, or does the guy that's poisoned actually have to make the poison "come" out from arousal? :confused:

I'm going to a forest in the coming weeks with a few girls, so any help asap is greatly appreciated. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Dex4788/Smilies/Evil%20Grin/013.gif

I think you basically have to suck it.

If it was based on arousal he'd have to be gay for it to work, or be looking at a picture of a woman.

[Carter]

No, he'd have to die

[BK]

A free BJ isn't worth dying/losing your wee wee. :(
It will be staged so no harm will be done to any organism....or limb. :o
I think you basically have to suck it.

If it was based on arousal he'd have to be gay for it to work, or be looking at a picture of a woman.
Yeah, if you don't look...you'll need some crazy imagination to make it work. :p

[Kritish]

No, he'd have to die

Some friend you would be.

[Grimm Reaper]

So you and your buddy are hiking through the wilderness. The two of you stop to take a break, and enjoy the scenic view. Your buddy tells you he has to take a wizz, so he walks off to pee in privacy behind a near by bush. Suddenly you hear a loud and eerie scream-that sends chills down your spine!

You rush over to your buddy and he is on the ground writhing in pain. You see a highly venomous snake slithering hastily away. You cuddle your buddy and ask him "What has happened?" He uncups his hands away from his groin, he penis is swollen to the size of a grapefruit-he's been bitten on his johnson! Your First Aid instincts kicks in. You wrap a turnoquet around it and try to re-assure him everything will be o.k. It's a busy trail, so the chances that someone travelling along it will be carrying a 'snake-kit'. Time goes,and noboby has come upon the two of you. Your buddy tells you the pain is too much to bare; but he has an idea. The poison needs to be sucked out to reduce tissue damage. You buddy, your best'est buddy in the whole world looks you dead in the eye, and with the most sincere and desperate look you've ever seen on his face he's utters,
Please use your mouth and suck the poison out! The swelling is unbearable....i'd do it for you!

Would you DO IT or NOT?

Note: Now i know that sucking poison out of a snake bite is not recommended but in extreme situations it can be beneficial to by the victim some time-just like the sucking motion of a 'snake kit'.

...But my best friend doesn't have a penis. And if she does I'd be very, very shocked.

[Kritish]

It will be staged so no harm will be done to any organism....or limb. :o

Yeah, if you don't look...you'll need some crazy imagination to make it work. :p

OK, if you decide to do it and your buddy starts getting an erection would you stop ?

[Carter]

Some friend you would be.

I'd be a friend without cock in my mouth

[Kritish]

I'd be a friend without cock in my mouth

True,

And if it's 'the size of a grapefruit' like the thread says it be hard to get in anyways.

[BK]

OK, if you decide to do it and your buddy starts getting an erection would you stop ?
Oh, I forgot to answer the question in the first post. First, I'd NEVER do it. Sorry, just can't. I'd feel a huge amount of guilt if he ended up dying, but nah, not me.

Second, I don't think it'd happen to me. Whenever I do go to the forest, it's never with just all guys. There's usually at least 2 girls there. I like to travel in packs, what can I say. :o

[Kritish]

Oh, I forgot to answer the question in the first post. First, I'd NEVER do it. Sorry, just can't. I'd feel a huge amount of guilt if he ended up dying, but nah, not me.

Second, I don't think it'd happen to me. Whenever I do go to the forest, it's never with just all guys. There's usually at least 2 girls there. I like to travel in packs, what can I say. :o


I'd probally be asking the girls to do it.

It might not be sex but still...

[Sabretooth]

You've gotta realize too,if you suck him and you guys go back to tell the story,he's going to have to say the part where you basically blew him.Then another person tells someone else,and another,and another,and another,until one day you realize you will never get laid again.:(

[BK]

You've gotta realize too,if you suck him and you guys go back to tell the story,he's going to have to say the part where you basically blew him.Then another person tells someone else,and another,and another,and another,until one day you realize you will never get laid again.:(
I HIGHLY doubt if 2 heterosexual guys did it, they'd have ANY reason to tell the story.

[Kritish]

You've gotta realize too,if you suck him and you guys go back to tell the story,he's going to have to say the part where you basically blew him.Then another person tells someone else,and another,and another,and another,until one day you realize you will never get laid again.:(

He'd have to promis to never tell anyone.

If not he can die.

[Sarge 2.0]

It will be staged so no harm will be done to any organism....or limb. :o

Ah. Tally ho, then. :o

[Kritish]

Ah. Tally ho, then. :o

BK's gonna become a sex offender. :o

[BK]

I'm not offending if they're willing, able, and enjoying it...******es. :o

[Calvin]

The joke version of this is better, where that happens, and the person on the emergency line tells the friend he's gonna have to suck out the venom.

"So what did they say?"

"They said you're gonna die."

[Kritish]

I'm not offending if they're willing, able, and enjoying it...******es. :o

What if the only person willing to 'save your life' is a guy ?

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm not offending if they're willing, able, and enjoying it...******es. :oThey're willing, able, and enjoying it until they decide to sue your ass so they can pay their pimp. :o

[BK]

What if the only person willing to 'save your life' is a guy ?
My godly skin is impenetrable. So the situation will never occur. :cool:
They're willing, able, and enjoying it until they decide to sue your ass so they can pay their pimp. :o
Is that a joke? Even pimps pay ME to stay in business. :o

[Kritish]

My godly skin is impenetrable. So the situation will never occur. :cool:

Is that a joke? Even pimps pay ME to stay in business. :o

Right...and I'm a FBI agent that investigates UFO and other paranormal activity.

[BK]

O.M.G.

Mulder can I pleeeeaaaasse have your autograph??

[Kritish]

O.M.G.

Mulder can I pleeeeaaaasse have your autograph??

No, my autograph is classified. :o

[Sarge 2.0]

My godly skin is impenetrable. So the situation will never occur. :cool:

Is that a joke? Even pimps pay ME to stay in business. :oAh, I forgot. You'll have to forgive me. :o

[Golgo-13]

Well i've giving you guys a few hours to see what kinda friend you are, and now here are the two conclusions to the DO IT or NOT scenerios

DO IT
1) If you did it then good on you!......??? You see your buddy was the son of the President. Once you guys made it back to civilization you were rewarded handsomely. The only catch was-while your buddy was in a semi-conscious state while recovering in the hospital, he told the entire story to a nurse-who sold the story to the news paper! So what you become known as the greatest 'CXXX-Sucker' in U.S History after Monica Lewinsky... but hey, what are friends for!;)

NOT
2) Well if you picked this one-your life is about to take an expected turn for the worse. You thought sucking your friends johnson was bad-well, your buddy was the Presidents son-and you've just been charged with murder! Your failure to drop to your knees, and 'service' the Presidential weener has gotten you charged with manslaughter. You failed to save your friends life, when your actions could have done just that. Now your gonna be sucking off inmates, nightly, at a Federal penitentiary. You let him die-------the President personally see's the 'book' is thrown at ya..!!!

[Grimm Reaper]

NOT
2) Well if you picked this one-your life is about to take an expected turn for the worse. You thought sucking your friends johnson was bad-well, your buddy was the Presidents son-and you've just been charged with murder! Your failure to drop to your knees, and 'service' the Presidential weener has gotten you charged with manslaughter. You failed to save your friends life, when your actions could have done just that. Now your gonna be sucking off inmates, nightly, at a Federal penitentiary. You let him die-------the President personally see's the 'book' is thrown at ya..!!!

Not if I hide in Mexico.

[Calvin]

Well i've giving you guys a few hours to see what kinda friend you are, and now here are the two conclusions to the DO IT or NOT scenerios

DO IT
1) If you did it then good on you!......??? You see your buddy was the son of the President. Once you guys made it back to civilization you were rewarded handsomely. The only catch was-while your buddy was in a semi-conscious state while recovering in the hospital, he told the entire story to a nurse-who sold the story to the news paper! So what you become known as the greatest 'CXXX-Sucker' in U.S History after Monica Lewinsky... but hey, what are friends for!;)

NOT
2) Well if you picked this one-your life is about to take an expected turn for the worse. You thought sucking your friends johnson was bad-well, your buddy was the Presidents son-and you've just been charged with murder! Your failure to drop to your knees, and 'service' the Presidential weener has gotten you charged with manslaughter. You failed to save your friends life, when your actions could have done just that. Now your gonna be sucking off inmates, nightly, at a Federal penitentiary. You let him die-------the President personally see's the 'book' is thrown at ya..!!!
You could just easily say you didn't know what to do. Your friend would be dead, so it's not like he could tell anyone that you did know what to do to save him. He'd have a snakebite on his poisoned penis, I doubt they'd be able to accuse you of anything.

[Th'Dude]

Well i've giving you guys a few hours to see what kinda friend you are, and now here are the two conclusions to the DO IT or NOT scenerios

DO IT
1) If you did it then good on you!......??? You see your buddy was the son of the President. Once you guys made it back to civilization you were rewarded handsomely. The only catch was-while your buddy was in a semi-conscious state while recovering in the hospital, he told the entire story to a nurse-who sold the story to the news paper! So what you become known as the greatest 'CXXX-Sucker' in U.S History after Monica Lewinsky... but hey, what are friends for!;)

NOT
2) Well if you picked this one-your life is about to take an expected turn for the worse. You thought sucking your friends johnson was bad-well, your buddy was the Presidents son-and you've just been charged with murder! Your failure to drop to your knees, and 'service' the Presidential weener has gotten you charged with manslaughter. You failed to save your friends life, when your actions could have done just that. Now your gonna be sucking off inmates, nightly, at a Federal penitentiary. You let him die-------the President personally see's the 'book' is thrown at ya..!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/DDude/retard.jpg

[Abaddon]

I might do it if I knew he'd do the same for me,but I'd more likely just try and bring him to the emergency room as quickly as possibly.At least then he'd know I'd done everything (aside from the blow) possible to save his life.If he died though,I 'd probably feel guilty,especially if he came back as a ghost to haunt me by showing off his swollen wang.:(

[Kritish]

Well i've giving you guys a few hours to see what kinda friend you are, and now here are the two conclusions to the DO IT or NOT scenerios

DO IT
1) If you did it then good on you!......??? You see your buddy was the son of the President. Once you guys made it back to civilization you were rewarded handsomely. The only catch was-while your buddy was in a semi-conscious state while recovering in the hospital, he told the entire story to a nurse-who sold the story to the news paper! So what you become known as the greatest 'CXXX-Sucker' in U.S History after Monica Lewinsky... but hey, what are friends for!;)

NOT
2) Well if you picked this one-your life is about to take an expected turn for the worse. You thought sucking your friends johnson was bad-well, your buddy was the Presidents son-and you've just been charged with murder! Your failure to drop to your knees, and 'service' the Presidential weener has gotten you charged with manslaughter. You failed to save your friends life, when your actions could have done just that. Now your gonna be sucking off inmates, nightly, at a Federal penitentiary. You let him die-------the President personally see's the 'book' is thrown at ya..!!!

:( :down

[Grimm Reaper]

Wait, what the hell, why would the son of the president be my friend?!

[Golgo-13]

Bump

[Silvers24]

LMFAO THIS THREAD IS FUNNY! LMAO.


ok. um....uh....oh hell. Lets hope I never have to find out. :D :spidey:

[Golgo-13]

Re-bump.

I just had a thought about this..and hell know i wouldn't do it!

[Colossal Spoons]

Seeing as my best friends are all guys... umm... maybe?

hawt

[heypapajinx]

sure.
but if the venom tastes funky i'm giong to tell all our friends about how he's got some funky spunk after i save his life and we're all drinking a round.

[jimmy]

Yes, no question.

[NewYorkSpider]

Who am i kidding? If i hear him scream, im running like hell.:up:

[heypapajinx]

Who am i kidding? If i hear him scream, im running like hell.:up:
:woot:
you MUST be of a minority race.
:up:

[Kevin]

Honestly, Since I can't live with Jorge, My best friend, I'd have to. I'd also end the friendship because I could never look at him again.

[NewYorkSpider]

:woot:
you MUST be of a minority race.
:up:

Well, if it did happen then yes I would do it.

[PenanceStare]

I'm just going to keep that Snake kit with me for the rest of my life.

[Kevin]

Hmmm. Something tells me you're a Ghost Rider fan of some sort.:huh:

[heypapajinx]

I'm just going to keep that Snake kit with me for the rest of my life.
:woot:
i just imagined some guy with a fanny pack going "OOOO!!! OOOO!!!! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!!" and rushing through a crowd of people once he hears someone yell out in pain and then getting over there and realizing it's not a snake bite.
awwww....

[PenanceStare]

:woot:
i just imagined some guy with a fanny pack going "OOOO!!! OOOO!!!! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!!" and rushing through a crowd of people once he hears someone yell out in pain and then getting over there and realizing it's not a snake bite.
awwww....

At night...in the prescence of a snake-bite...the first aid kit takes over....

[PenanceStare]

Hmmm. Something tells me you're a Ghost Rider fan of some sort.:huh:


What the $#@# are you talking about? :huh:

[Kevin]

Your username. Guess I was wrong. O well.

[jimmy]

Yeah, that was Daniel, right?

[heypapajinx]

At night...in the prescence of a snake-bite...the first aid kit takes over....
i just laughed at that they way you laugh when you see or hear something extremely stupidly funny.
here, have a cookie.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/HotBoyfriendsmall.jpg

[jimmy]

Mine Eyes!!!!!!!!!!

[Kevin]

Yeah, that was Daniel, right?
Johnny has it too now.

[PenanceStare]

Your username. Guess I was wrong. O well.


It's all good, I'm actually into Julia Roberts flicks.





http://julia.roberts.web.free.fr/image/premiere%20page.jpg
PENANCE STARE!!!!

[Kevin]

She has a really big mouth.

[PenanceStare]

She has a really big mouth.


And that's where the empowerment comes from...:hyper:

[heypapajinx]

Mine Eyes!!!!!!!!!!
EAT THE COOOKIE!!!!:cmad:

[jimmy]

Johnny has it too now.

That's weak.

[PenanceStare]

^^ Are you Iron Man?

[jimmy]

Yes, I am. Now bow before me, lowly!

[PenanceStare]

Yes, I am. Now bow before me, lowly!


But I got hellfire, you have to worry about Rust.

I'll take your autograph though. :cwink:

[jimmy]

But I got hellfire, you have to worry about Rust.

I'll take your autograph though. :cwink:

We should take this fight to the Cage!

[PenanceStare]

We should take this fight to the Cage!


All I need is a bucket of water and a screwdriver. :woot:

http://www.superhero-zone.com/assets/images/minimates/MM-IronMan-GhostRider.jpg

[jimmy]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=263014

[Honey Vibe]

what was his dick doing anywhere near a snake slithering one inch from the ground, instead of zipped in his pants where it belongs?

[jimmy]

Well, you have to think about it like this: Dude is taking a whiz, has his wang out, snake feels threatened, and -- WHAM!!!!! coils up and takes a bite out of crime!!!!!

[Kevin]

60652.

[jimmy]

5150? 6550?

[Honey Vibe]

Pacman high scores? :huh:

[heypapajinx]

HOW MANY PENIS SNAKE BITES THERE ARE A YEAR!!:huh:

[muertevilla]

the number of times i have peed on someones rug

[muertevilla]

and on a more serious note: HOLY CRAP @ my 700 posts. i'll be sitting in on magic the gathering games in no time at the rate im goin...:(

[heypapajinx]

the number of times i have peed on someones rug
that's a bold face lie.
you're no chinaman:o

[muertevilla]

that's a bold face lie.
you're no chinaman:o
yeah but im an annihilist....and if you dont cooperate we will cut off your johnson!

[heypapajinx]

yeah but im an annihilist....and if you dont cooperate we will cut off your johnson!
oh. nice marmot.

[muertevilla]

farrrrr out, man........farrrrr ****ing out...