Wilhelm's Mushy One Year Hypeiversary,Dawg!!!

[Themanofbat]

I though making fun of musclesforsupes...WAS....important stuff.:(

And it still can be. :cool: :up:

muscles is a bonehead... :D :D :D

;)

[Bat Attack]

*Kicks musclesforsupes in leg*

[musclesforsupes]

I wish I was a mod :(

[Bat Attack]

I wish I was a mod :(
So do I, but you don't see me complaining. :p

[musclesforsupes]

One day the mona's,saget's, and urkel's will unite to form the ultimate power in the universe!

[Backdrifter]

I feel like ol' Wilhelm is leaving for some reason. This thread just bears a somber tone


*cries*

[C. Lee]

I wish I was a mod :(
But....then by law you would be required to close all threads you start.:eek:

[C. Lee]

I feel like ol' Wilhelm is leaving for some reason. This thread just bears a somber tone
It was started about 5 months ago......he's sure taking his time about it.

[Backdrifter]

But....then by law you would be required to close all threads you start.:eek:

*slams on a cymbal*

[musclesforsupes]

looks like She Ra is gonna get the DVD treatment like He Man did!

www.he-man.org

[Backdrifter]

It was started about 5 months ago......he's sure taking his time about it.
That prententious bastard.

[Bat Attack]

One day the mona's,saget's, and urkel's will unite to form the ultimate power in the universe!
*SLAPS MUSCLES FACE*

[Phoney Bone]

Thanks. You're an awesome member here at the Hype, it's always fun to have a conversation with you.

[musclesforsupes]

*slaps His Own Face*

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It was started about 5 months ago......he's sure taking his time about it.baby steps, getting things squared away, unfinished business, you know.

[C. Lee]

baby steps, getting things squared away, unfinished business, you know.
How's things going....Bob?:)

[Backdrifter]

*Wilhelm-Screams*

[The Amazing Lee]

I never saw this thread last year but Wilhelm Scream is a KICK ARSE poster and is definetely in my top 3 :up:

[DOG LIPS]

I never saw this thread last year but Wilhelm Scream is a KICK ARSE poster and is definetely in my top 3 :up:
......:(

[The Amazing Lee]

......:(

You are number one *****-lips :mad:

[Mr Sparkle]

......:(

you focus prostitute you.

[DOG LIPS]

You are number one *****-lips :mad:
Whooo-hooo!

[The Amazing Lee]

now suck my cock!

[DOG LIPS]

you focus prostitute you.
Aye. :(

[DOG LIPS]

now suck my cock!
vagina*

[Wilhelm-Scream]

you focus prostitute you.with a coprophagic bearing of the teeth

[The Amazing Lee]

vagina*

I have a split personality. I was talking to my other side. :O

[Lurk]

How do you bear teeth "coprophagously"? It's conjuring a rather nasty image...

[bored]

I don't remember this thread. Am I the good kind of List 1 or the bad?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

good of course

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How do you bear teeth "coprophagously"? It's conjuring a rather nasty image...that would be (a decidedly gross phrase that I never use) "****-eating grin". :o

[Themanofbat]

I'm not on either list... :confused: :confused: :confused:

:(

:)

[Holly Goodhead]

Wilhelm hates you

[Hunter Rider]

This thread is beautiful *Tear*:( :up: .........yeah

[Erzengel]

I'm not on either list... :confused: :confused: :confused:

:(

:)
Gives you something to work on before the 2 year one. :up:

[echostation]

so am I on your good list or bad list? A tad confused by Ed Extraordinaire

[Themanofbat]

Wilhelm hates you

I know.

:)

Gives you something to work on before the 2 year one. :up:

Well, if he can't recognize genius, then why should I bother? :o

:)

[CameraObscura]

I made the list.:)

[CameraObscura]

I think. :(

[musclesforsupes]

Wilhelm Happy One Year Anniversary + a couple of days!

[Erzengel]

Try a year and half there.

[musclesforsupes]

Maybe this thread title should be Wilhelm's Mushy One Year and a Half Anniversary, Dawg!!!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

muscles, stop molesting the corpse of this once beautiful thread.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/05-05-29_starwars3.jpg

[Mee]

Is it sad that I just now figured out what Wilhelm's avvy is?

[musclesforsupes]

muscles, stop molesting the corpse of this once beautiful thread.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/05-05-29_starwars3.jpg


This thread in biggggg doo dooo this time

http://mud.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/1003362153

[musclesforsupes]

Wilhelm angela loves you.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

2 Year Itch: Problems with the Hype and Life


After 5.5 years of expertly faking it, I finally lost control because of personal difficulties and was an hour late last friday because I stayed up until 5AM escaping my Emo-Probs with Rock and Roll and gallons of Happy Juice.

I was mortified to arrive at work and see a crowd gathered around the lobby gawking at our front door which had been shattered the night before by a vandal. (the manager at the coffee shop next door said, "When I saw it, I assumed it was you. :)")

Sunday night, I was all Gung-Ho to be a super employee again.
But I watched Masterpiece Theater on PBS. It was the final episode of "Prime Suspect".

Helen Mirren starred as a brilliant, dedicated cop who kept compromising the investigation because, for some reason, she was coping with the nightmare of her job and the impending death of her father and the abortion she'd had years ago and how old and used up she was, by getting soused.

I watched her self-destruct, and it reminded me of myself, and I felt superior. But after 10 or 12 shots of her, in the grocery store, holding a can of beans, looking at the wine rack.....I thought, "The only way I can persist is to have...at least a little booze."

So I set out to get mildly buzzed, but, again, was up all night and got to work an hour late.

My boss is many things but she's not an idiot, so, after 5.5 years of faking it, I told her that I'm freaking out at my job and I drink heavily to deal with it, and the reason I was late was that I did so well, resisting the Vodka-Call.....but that only meant that when I finally gave in, it was very late in the night, and so, I got tired, like, 15 minutes before I was supposed to get up for work. Alarm:practically inaudible. :cmad:


So, after years of slipping by, she gave me a vague ultimatum. :down

I signed the papier, and thought, "Hell, I've been through enough today. I'll check out the Hype and see if it curls my toes."

So I looked at who was online.

Wilhelm-Scream* - Me. Looking to be entertained. Likes long walks on the camaraderie.

Avangarde X - Non-Entity

Ben Urich - the words "okay" and "pretty cool" come to mind

Buttman -Non-Entity with a criminally stupid screen name

chaseter - ...in cahoots with blind_fury to destroy the coolness of the Hype

ComicChick04 - Non-Entity, numbers in screen name

Crimson_L - Complete and Utter Non-Entity

DV8 - One Super Guy

eggyman - NE with another s***-for-brains name

farmerfran - Jack Black Look-A-Like

Fledermaus - meh

hippy fascist - okay

huskerwebhead - a b**** who never even acknowledged how cool it was of me to manipulate an Husker Du album cover into a "Husker's Dog" piece when he wanted his effing dog named. :down

Karem-Knight - "...If adventure has a name...."

kit1982 - Non-Entity; a meaningless set of letters and numbers on my screen

Lord Valumart - the Crapmeister

Matt - George Bush is Dumb! lazur is dumb! Rinse and repeat. :down

Outsiderzedge - My sweet, sweet baby girl/boy/dog

Prognosticator - 2 more weeks of English coaching and he could be a Ronny Shade-lvl star.

sensi - sexy avatars can't excuse for all of the time spent in the 5 Letters thread. :csad:

Sugarculted - [Lee Iacocca]If there's a worse name on the Hype?...BUY it.[/Lee Iacoacca]

SurfDUI - Total Non-Entity

The Amazing Lee - The Saving Grace

The Overlord - crap name. I thought "War Lord" was bad.

Ultimate Hero - Ultimate Non-Entity

Weiser_Cain - Ooh_I_put_little_things_on_the_floor_between_words _OMG!

y2jversion1 - a First-Class Jack-Ass


What's happening? How could so many things change at the same time. It seems contrived.




Happy 2 Years of Me (belated)

[The Amazing Lee]

I love you Wilhelm.

Each post you put your heart, soul, guts and maybe even a bit of male pride into.

If I had it my way, I'd want you to be Administrator of this site.

2 years at the hype, oh so near to my birthday as well.

Happy Hype-versary.


I hope you get what you wish for.

































now Wilhelm...














I think you should do the honours of finding another thread to pounce on. ;)

[Colossal Spoons]

Happy early 2 years sucka.

[Fran]

farmerfran - Jack Black Look-A-Like
:eek: You nailed it...

I take it you've seen a picture of me.

I don't know if you hate me or not, but I think you are a good dude.

[The Amazing Lee]

People say I look like Jack Black.


But what I think they meant to say is that I'm fat but still sexy. ;)

[Fran]

Bow chicka bow-wow.

[Buttman]

I'm really sorry I screwed up your day.

I am indeed, a non-entity.

BUT A NON-ENTITY WITH A HIGHER JOIN DATE THAN YOU ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Oh, and yeah, Happy Hypeiversary.

[Darren Daring]

I'm on too, judge me, judge me!

[Prognosticator]

Upon Reading... I laughed, I cried, I read... I reread. I laughed for a different reason... I scratched my head and reread again.

Is that a HiKu? ...How you say, "Work-Check Aplease" Mista' Wilhelm?

[Sensi]

Happy One Year but couldn't you have one more list called i like your avatars.:cwink:

[Prognosticator]

^^^^^^ But anyway, what's with the broken pane glass window??? Who did it? And 'did' you work at a WareHouse Music store, cause that's what your story makes me think of.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm on too, judge me, judge me!You are above the law.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Above-The-Law-thumb.jpg

[Erzengel]

So I looked at who was online.

Wilhelm-Scream* - Me. Looking to be entertained. Likes long walks on the camaraderie.

Avangarde X - Non-Entity

Ben Urich - the words "okay" and "pretty cool" come to mind

Buttman -Non-Entity with a criminally stupid screen name

chaseter - ...in cahoots with blind_fury to destroy the coolness of the Hype

ComicChick04 - Non-Entity, numbers in screen name

Crimson_L - Complete and Utter Non-Entity

DV8 - One Super Guy

eggyman - NE with another s***-for-brains name

farmerfran - Jack Black Look-A-Like

Fledermaus - meh

hippy fascist - okay

huskerwebhead - a b**** who never even acknowledged how cool it was of me to manipulate an Husker Du album cover into a "Husker's Dog" piece when he wanted his effing dog named. :down

Karem-Knight - "...If adventure has a name...."

kit1982 - Non-Entity; a meaningless set of letters and numbers on my screen

Lord Valumart - the Crapmeister

Matt - George Bush is Dumb! lazur is dumb! Rinse and repeat. :down

Outsiderzedge - My sweet, sweet baby girl/boy/dog

Prognosticator - 2 more weeks of English coaching and he could be a Ronny Shade-lvl star.

sensi - sexy avatars can't excuse for all of the time spent in the 5 Letters thread. :csad:

Sugarculted - [Lee Iacocca]If there's a worse name on the Hype?...BUY it.[/Lee Iacoacca]

SurfDUI - Total Non-Entity

The Amazing Lee - The Saving Grace

The Overlord - crap name. I thought "War Lord" was bad.

Ultimate Hero - Ultimate Non-Entity

Weiser_Cain - Ooh_I_put_little_things_on_the_floor_between_words _OMG!

y2jversion1 - a First-Class Jack-Ass


What's happening? How could so many things change at the same time. It seems contrived.




Happy 2 Years of Me (belated)

I'm sorry to hear you are having a rough patch at work. I wish I could give you some advice, like walk it off, or things will be better tomorrow but I'm never good with that type of stuff. Unless you are a girl than, I'm Mr. Sensitive.

Anyways, Happy 2 Year Anniversary Wilhelm.

And after looking at that list of who's online, it would make want to drink heavily. :csad:

Cept for the exceptions who know who they are. :o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's a new drinking game, pound a mug of Jager for every unknown/puddish poster online.

By all means, ban Holly and Ronny, but let blind_fury run wild on your supermodel asses. :up:

[Erzengel]

Actually, Toven was banned by her own request? :huh: Think that's what one of the mods said.

Ronny well, he's Ronny.

blind_fury won't be going wild on any supermodel asses without money. But obviously his purpose here is to be mocked and ridiculed.

[Daisy]

She needed to concentrate on her schoolwork apparently. :huh:

[The Amazing Lee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!






















HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!























You were joking right? :confused:

[Erzengel]

She needed to concentrate on her schoolwork apparently. :huh:

That sucks considering she's one of the Alpha B'ches here. It's like a balance here. I would say put Ronny in a dress but he's on probation too. :down

[The Amazing Lee]

Ronny lets himself down sometimes. Lately, I feel he's lost something....his soul, his passion....or maybe he's just lost his balls...I dunno.

I wany my Ronny back. :(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You wanny yer Ronny? :huh: :(

That was a bounty hunter from Episode One.

[Drakon]

That sucks considering she's one of the Alpha B'ches here. It's like a balance here. I would say put Ronny in a dress but he's on probation too. :down

Er, no he's not.

[Whirlysplat]

A year ago I registered at the Hype. I've loved the Fantastic Four since I was a kid and the Thing was my favorite character so of course I was anxious to find any leaked pics of him from the set.

When I saw the gummi bear, orange circus peanut, rubber eraser/burn victim 5 foot two atrocity they were trying to pass off as the Thing I was apalled. The pain and frustration was considerable and I sought solace in reading fan comments, knowing I wasn't alone.
But then, on the Hype, some IDIOT was saying that the Thing looked PERFECT and this balloon-head was jazzed for this movie.
I couldn't just laugh this off. I had to log on and list the 50 reasons this fool was wrong wrong WRONG. So I'd just joined ranks with "The Brow-Beaters" in the Great Rocky Eyebrow War of '04.

For my blood pressure's sake I couldn't stay at the F4 forums for too long at a time, so I got bored and strolled over to Community. HERE, some goof was saying that the Earth was only 7,000 years old and that the Biblical God who sent wild bears to eat little kids 'cause they made fun of a bald dude...was a caring, loving, forgiving and just God?!?
I had to straighten this naive Bible-licker out. But then in the midst of the debate, some Christians were answering my questions thoughtfully with respectfully-worded, even FUNNY posts. With each exchange my respect was growing for these misguided but cool people. So then I got sucked in.

I've been blown away by how many intelligent, educated, cool and Conan O'Brien/Bill Hicks-level hilarious people I've encountered here since then. My job as Concierge/Security...sure, there are times where I have to go get a millionaire's pheasant out of their freezer because their flight from Ibiza was delayed, or I have to stop a homeless crack-head who's trying to rape a dog out front, but 80% of the time I have to sit at this b.o.r.i.n.g. desk waiting for someone to rape a dog :(.

So the Hype has transformed my job to the point that I dread coming in a lot less and I'm sure that all the thought provocation, debate, entertainment and piss-yer-pants laughter I've found here has added 2 or 3 years to my life. I'm appreciative of all of you who are cool and grateful that in a sea of billions of morons and ass****s on the internet, I happened to stumble on such a rare collective of awesome people.

So, I've made 2 lists ( which was an incredible pain in the ASS! :mad: )
List #1 You have sufficiently amused me, or you sound cool, or I can relate to what your saying and look forward to your posts. Or I really, Really enjoy laughing at your pathetic-ass and hate you...in a GOOD way! :):up:
List #2 To me, these are the elite, demi-gods in the Hype-antheon. I almost think of you as celebrities and I'm either a fan of yours, a HUGE fan of yours, or, as bizarre as it is with nothing but disembodied thoughts expressed in text from all over the world, I think of you as at least a Cyber-Friend.
Thanks for a fun year, Hype. You are loved. AWWwwww.



You are the best friends he's ever had :) :up:

- Whirly

[Wilhelm-Scream]

mmmkay

[Whirlysplat]

mmmkay

;) :up:

- Whirly

[Sensi]

sensi - sexy avatars can't excuse for all of the time spent in the 5 Letters thread.

Perhaps I don't care for confrontation or offending others with cruel comments. With that said, why don't you come play with me bet I am better at it than you.:cwink:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Perhaps I don't care for confrontation or offending others with cruel comments. With that said, why don't you come play with me bet I am better at it than you.:cwink:lol, that's cute.
I guess you weren't around in 2004 when I was crowned Lord God King Cosmic Mother of all 5 Letter Games.
You could dump me out a Scrabble box on the floor, randomly divide 'em into 5's and I could write a coherent NOVEL out of 'em. :cmad:

[Themanofbat]

In 6 months, I get to post my Mushy Seven Years At the Hype thread... :word: :yay: :word:

God, I'm such a loser... :csad:

:yay:

[Whirlysplat]

In 6 months, I get to post my Mushy Seven Years At the Hype thread... :word: :yay: :word:

God, I'm such a loser... :csad:

:yay:

I suspect I will not be here to see it :)

Oh well!!

- Whirly

[DV8]

DV8 - One Super Guy :cool:

[The Last Meatbag]

Yeah, I've been here for about two years too....






Yay me :O

[Drakon]

Approaching four years. :)

Good news is that this whole moderator/admin thing looks good on my resume.

[DOG LIPS]

Yeah, well too bad for you power abuse and sexual harassment don't. :down:cmad:

[Whirlysplat]

Approaching four years. :)

Good news is that this whole moderator/admin thing looks good on my resume.

Of course it does Drak http://www.annoyedman.com/xmb/images/smilies/clown1.gif

- Whirly

[Drakon]

I'm dead serious. I don't have the benefit of college on my resume, so anything I can add to show that I have real world experience [or in this case, net experience] is helpful. Doubly so if I decide to keep going on the webdesign route I'm thinking of taking.

Now, if this were ten or fifteen years ago, I'd be right along with ya, mocking me. But truth be told, being in a powerful position on a website of this caliber is actually rather impressive.

Yeah, well too bad for you power abuse and sexual harassment don't. :down:cmad:

It's not abuse and harassment if you like it, Doggybaby.

[Dangerous]

hmmmmm, interesting thread.

[Mee]

Congrats Wilhelm.:up:



...I didn't make the lists.:csad:
edit- Confused was I, old old list. Heh.

[jaguarr]

I suspect I will not be here to see it :)

Oh well!!

- Whirly

Why? Are you getting deported or sent to prison? :huh:

jag

[Erzengel]

I was kinda expecting the new updated list of those in or out since the last one.

And the ones that are out can speculate is it because they stopped posting or the quality of their posts have declined.

[DOG LIPS]

Why? Are you getting deported or sent to prison? :huh:

jag
Getting deported to prison? :huh:

[Fran]

Wilhelm, I take it you saw a picture of me somewhere.

[jaguarr]

Getting deported to prison? :huh:

Maybe it's getting deported AND sent to prison. :huh:

jag

[DOG LIPS]

Maybe it's getting deported AND sent to prison. :huh:

jag
Maybe he will avoid getting deported to prison by going on tour with Skunk Butt-hole as a female groupie with nice bazoobz? :huh:

[Fran]

Is "bazoobz" a DL-made word?

[jaguarr]

Is "bazoobz" a DL-made word?

It's prison slang. Don't ask DL how he knows that word. It brings up painful memories for him.


jag

[Fran]

Well, I've seen him use variations of it, like "bazoobas," "bazoobz," etc.

[DOG LIPS]

It's prison slang. Don't ask DL how he knows that word. It brings up painful memories for him.


jag
Yeah, I'll never conjugal visit you again. :csad:

[Fran]

No one gave me a conjugal visit while I was banned. :csad:

No one even visited me when I was banned.

[Mee]

Well, I've seen him use variations of it, like "bazoobas," "bazoobz," etc.
Code words for if the gf is lookin.:ninja:

[Fran]

She's looking out of the computer screen :huh:





:ninja:

[GoldenAgeHero]

i miss being Dr.Fear

[tzarinna]

Congrats!

http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/5378/sexy24iq.gif

A little sexy for the occasion. :meow:

[jaguarr]

Yeah, I'll never conjugal visit you again. :csad:

You....you bastard. :csad:

jag

[jaguarr]

i miss being Dr.Fear

blind_fury is the new Dr. Fear. It's time for you to move on, son.

jag

[JewishHobbit]

I didn't get a mention in this year's Hypeiversary :( Oh well... I guess we haven't talked much recently. Sucks for me. We'll have to get in another religious argument again soon, I'm having withdraws.

[DOG LIPS]

blind_fury is the new Dr. Fear. It's time for you to move on, son.

jag
Oh come on jag, it's the holidays. At least let him be Dr. Fear Jr. :O

[Fran]

Ugh.. don't talk about the holidays.

At work tonight, we had a Christmas tape playing on a 45-minute loop. I almost went to Field and Stream to shoot myself. :csad:

[Mee]

No one cares about your suicide, this is about Wilhelm.:cmad:

[The Amazing Lee]

J'aime la Wilhelm.

It even rhymed. :o

[Prognosticator]

So the "old blood" is upset that they aren't invited to the dawning of "NEW HYPE"!

LOL!

Weren't internet truckstops like this created to unify the unpopular misfits of the world? ...and now there's bickering over the popular favor of a popular of one such misfit???

LOL! -Maybe things would be different if Wilhelm hadn't thrown me a bone yesterday :)

[DOG LIPS]

Maybe things would be different if Wilhelm hadn't thrown me a bone yesterday :)
:eek:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I apologize for not updating the thanks list because I know people have been waiting all year to see if they made the more brutal, coldly analytical 2nd year cut of greatness. I've been sort of busy trying to avoid getting fired. :)

Last year was the milk, and now, the sweet, sweet condensed milk, as I suck at the teat of the Hype in a mad struggle to stay sane while sitting here in my cockpit all day, deftly shooting faux-smiles and engaging in stimulating conversation about the weather:

Person in lobby:
1) "Ew! It's NASTY out there!!!"
2) "Can't you do something about this RAIN?!? lol"
3) "Where'd the SUN go? lol"
4) "Ya need a canoe to cross the STREET! lol"
5) "It's MISERABLE out there!"
6) "NhAsty weather lol."
7) "How long till summer?"

Wilhelm:
1) "yep."
2) "truly"
3) "It SURE is!"
4) "I knOw!"
5) "Indeed it is."
6) "Well, I moved here for the rain and it's a lot nicer than being knee-deep in snow."
7) "I've noticed this pattern. It always seems to get this way in November. :huh:"



This time around, I've eliminated:

1) The people who entertain me with their stupidity, the people who are fun to despise

2) Some cool people who I never see anymore

3) some ostensibly cool n00bs who need more time to prove themselves

4) some one-time-greats who have let the quality of their posts lapse

5) some people I like who haven't risen to phenomenal greatness

[Wilhelm-Scream]

List of Greats, thanks for being you.

Abaddon - Keep it real.

C.Lee - You're a good guy. Too bad you're a mod.

Duende Verde - The Hype is fortunate to have a go-to guy for photoshop gut-busting, but even without your formidable mouse skillz, you rule.

JLBats - I miss ya, lad. We used to tag-team fools.

oakzap425 - We never talk anymore, my espresso brownie with lemon glaze. I hope you've stopped killing cars.

Stewie Griffin - Yo!

terry78 - Cool it with all the witty insights.

The Incredible Hulk - You remind me of a ninja assassin....unseen....and then, *POW*, a swift, but devastating strike, and then *p00f*

twylight - yer funny

Colossal Spoons + AndThePickles - How about I bring over a jug of rum and we have a threesome? No? cOme On...live a little. :rolleyes:

Corinthian - When will the Hype remember that you are a phenomenon? I don't know.

guitarsingerguy - Hey, man. I like yer mid-range crunch, just turn up the saturation a bit.

hunter rider - [robot voice]we never talk.i still respect you[/robot voice]

Kevin Roegele - always enjoy your posts

Odin's Lapdog - Stay weird.

Outsiderzedge - I like how there's no real you.

PLAS - [pinched voice]You are good with the postings[/pinched voice]....*long exhale*

The Lizard - Still one of my faves even after learning that you are Frasier Crane

TheSumOfGod - I predict that you will be unbanned and asked to be a mod sometime within the next 2 months. If it doesn't happen, this Spring watch for all-out war between Portugal and The Virgin Islands

THWIP* - thwip

tomahawk53 - you guys are
The Jewish Hobbit - alright despite your
JStorm - weird religious beliefs

Truthteller - I checked closely and could see no zipper

Tzarinna - NICE pic on the other page! rOwr, you had such sights to show me.

Tsunulia - I like reading your stuff

Lurk - and yours

Red Marvel - and yours as well.

DV8 - I can't believe how they let you say "fuack" and "****e" every other word. You're like South Park on the CW.

[Drakon]

I almost changed the title to this to TWO year, but then I decided if you don't care, why should I?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The Big Guns

Ironically, I have little to offer by way of comments for you, 'cause you are the Super Hypeantheon Elite. I'm such a huge fan of youse, I'd have to write an essay for each of you, and I'm not doing that.

I love the 4-D's

Daisy
Dew
DOG LIPS
Drakon

you do good work, also I love Daisy.

DBella - Now I know why everyone loves you

Kipobe - Now I know why everyone wants to touch you.

Brodie - You bring good things.

Lackey - funny posts, you make 'em.

Master Chief - you have a weird sensibility

Mr Sparkle - you know I love you. Don't make me say it.

Maxwell's Demon - Thanks, I was so glad when you returned. I think there was an inordinate ammount of coarse jesting about your getting married. I hope you're both mega-happy, way happier than all the people I know who've gotten married.

I see a trinity that snuck it's way into stardom:

Darthphere
Ronny
Mee

I'm happy to read yer stuff

The Amazing Lee - Oh yeah, man. Uh huh. :up:

Holly - I love Holly. I'm pretty pissed she didn't wait for me to be there to witness her banning.

muscles - Your growth and development as a professional and a husband is our loss, old friend, our loss, you skank.

and then of course, the way too cool wicked power trio of:

Erzengel
jaguarr
and Equint, who I've seen sometimes, talking s*** about Reese Witherspoon and whatnot.


It's outrageous how entertaining, smart, cool and funny you all are. Thanks for laughs.:up:
Now that's all the mush I can stand until next year. :barf:


.

[Ronny Shade]

I snuck my way into stardom. Huzzah. :up:

[musclesforsupes]

HAPPY 2 YRS ON THE HYPE!
FROM GIGAN OR IS IT GAYGAN?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e7/Gigan.jpg

WILHELM IS OOO SOO
ARFO!:oldrazz:

[Ronny Shade]

he so is. We preciate you too, Wil.



no homo

[Erzengel]

I see

Darthphere
Ronny
Mee

As like the Teen Titans like on the cusp of making into the Justice League. :up:

[Ronny Shade]

lmao. totally.

[Erzengel]

I like how list 2 went from like over 50 people down to 20.

I have images of this being like an exclusive Hype party and Muscles is at the door having to deny people from entering. :D

[November Rain]

odin's lapdog is far from weird...

[Ronny Shade]

Why is Muscles the bouncer? :huh:

[Erzengel]

Why is Muscles the bouncer? :huh:

I picture Muscles as Lenny from Of Mice and Men. :o

[Mr Sparkle]

http://www.gate-theatre.ie/graphics/christmas_carol_2005.jpg
god bless us! everyone!!!!

[Equint77]

the reason why i trash reese witherspoon is one night i got home after a long night... wasted... I saw her e true hollywood story and said.. damn that ***** has a 90 degree chin... where can I make fun of her?

ta da

[Mr Sparkle]

odin's lapdog is far from weird...

LOL, you're so transparent.

[Ronny Shade]

When is the Wilhelm private party? I want to get drunk with DV8 and make fun of people.

[Prognosticator]

**knock, knock**

"Can I come in? ...It's FREEZING out here, and I have to go to the bathroom!!!"

[Themanofbat]

Willy doesn't like me... :cmad:

:csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Willy doesn't like me... :cmad:

:csad:I like you fine. You look like the moon. You talk like a forest fire. Plenty of people I like didn't make it.:meow:

We will all be going down into the bunkers to preserve human culture and I'm certain that you'll do great on the surface fending off mutants and giant rat-dogs. I believe in you. :(:up:

[Ronny Shade]

You know that decision'll come back to haunt you at the end of season 3.

[Mr. Thing]

In two days, I will have been here two years too. :csad:

[Ronny Shade]

I forgot to celebrate either of my anniversaries. :csad:

[Equint77]

i had my 4 year anniversary back in October and forgot......

:(

[Whirlysplat]

I'm dead serious. I don't have the benefit of college on my resume, so anything I can add to show that I have real world experience [or in this case, net experience] is helpful. Doubly so if I decide to keep going on the webdesign route I'm thinking of taking.

Now, if this were ten or fifteen years ago, I'd be right along with ya, mocking me. But truth be told, being in a powerful position on a website of this caliber is actually rather impressive.



It's not abuse and harassment if you like it, Doggybaby.


?????????? It is??????????

http://members.cox.net/yadad70/smiles/StonedSmiley.gif

I believe you Drak...


- Whirly

[Hades]

2004, huh? I could have sworn you joined in 2003.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

2004, huh? I could have sworn you joined in 2003.I joined when pictures of the Fantastic Four:

Mr. Fantastic
The Invisible Woman
The Human Torch
and
Dried Macaroni and Cheese-Circus Peanut Burn Victim Eraser Shrimp Man

started coming out for the movie.

[Ronny Shade]

Sometimes I feel like Drakon is the only person on these boards who knows what he's doing.

[Mr. Thing]

Wilhelm and I joined in the same month, and he's got 4 times as many posts as me. :(

[Hades]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/marvel/images/fantastic_four/Mr_thing.jpg

[Mr. Thing]

That's awesome.

[Whirlysplat]

Wilhelm and I joined in the same month, and he's got 4 times as many posts as me. :(

And you see that as a bad "thing" for you :confused:

- Whirly

[Mr. Thing]

And you see that as a bad "thing" for you :confused:

- Whirly

The hype is my life! :csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm and I joined in the same month, and he's got 4 times as many posts as me. :(I am fettered to my desk....alone, in an echoey limbo of muzak and howling wind.
Plus, you only have a quarter of the things to say that I have. :csad:

[Mr. Thing]

I am fettered to my desk....alone, in an echoey limbo of muzak and howling wind.
Plus, you only have a quarter of the things to say that I have. :csad:

I'm shy, you see. :csad:

[Ronny Shade]

remember when I was almost full-time at my job over the summer? That was during my lounge phase, so probably not.

[Mr. Thing]

Ah I remember my lounge phase. I learned so much, like Lord Valumart's first name.

[Ronny Shade]

I remember the first names game.

[Hades]

I vaguely remember yesterday let alone what the lounge of 2005 was like.

Was I there:huh:

[Whirlysplat]

The hype is my life! :csad:

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/sadfaces.jpg

Oh Dear!!

- Whirly

[Ronny Shade]

yes

[Mr. Thing]

Oh god, I remember when we all used to bash Phantasm. Good times.

[Ronny Shade]

I missed all that :csad:

[Mr. Thing]

Och it was hilarious. I remember I used to post in the lounge drunk and she used to give me into trouble about it.

[Erzengel]

Ahh....but Phantasm or Female Torch? :huh:

[Mee]

I see

Darthphere
Ronny
Mee

As like the Teen Titans like on the cusp of making into the Justice League. :up:

Ronny's the one in the green panties and pixie boots.

[Ronny Shade]

You can be Starfire

[Mee]

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.:o

[Hades]

Phantasm was pretty hot.

Miss aligned jaw.

Two distinctive eye shapes on one face.

that tooth, who looked like he was trying to escape her cold dead crow lips.

Her obession with that alien:huh:

http://www.hotandcoldplay.com/cp-photo-01.jpg


Why'd she have to die.:csad:

[Ronny Shade]

Wait, Phantasm died? :huh:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Life was just too much of a headache.

[Hades]

Yes.

[Ronny Shade]

She isn't just stuck in the "Phantasm Zone?"



:dry:

[Erzengel]

She went on a Sexual Journey kinda like Batman but with sex.

[Hades]

She isn't just stuck in the "Phantasm Zone?"



:dry:
Who can really say, Ronny Sexsmith?

Last I hears she had an emotional breakdown.

She was last spotted on a highway partial nude, painted up in some strange marking with paint, and wearing a tinfoil fat and shoes.

The last person to see her was a lonley truck driver who came across her wondering around wondering around confused at 12 Am on the highway.

He swerved his semi, and he crashed in the ditch while trying to avoid her.

When he came to there was no sign of her.

It was believed she was a practitioner of martinanity.

[Ronny Shade]

martinanity. is that the practice of being a martin?

[Hades]

martinanity. is that the practice of being a martin?
Yes.

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5011/jesusandtheworldwz2.jpg

[TEDDY]

Happy Birthday Wilheim! TEDDY! :D:up:



...wait, what? :confused:

[Duende Verde]

List of Greats, thanks for being you.
Duende Verde - The Hype is fortunate to have a go-to guy for photoshop gut-busting, but even without your formidable mouse skillz, you rule.


http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/stanleyownedhq6.gif

[Master Chief]

So Wilhelm is two years old now? Were we supposed to buy presents? Or just say congratulations? :(

[Darthphere]

I see

Darthphere
Ronny
Mee

As like the Teen Titans like on the cusp of making into the Justice League. :up:


One day....one day.

[Fran]

I'm not on the list, Wil. :csad:

[Erzengel]

It's alphabetical are you sure?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm not on the list, Wil. :csad:You have yet to complete the trials.

I'm also still pretty mad at you for making me think you were one of the coolest chicks ever with a name like Fran. :cmad:

[Erzengel]

He is not ready.

[Sarge 2.0]

So the "old blood" is upset that they aren't invited to the dawning of "NEW HYPE"!

LOL!

Weren't internet truckstops like this created to unify the unpopular misfits of the world? ...and now there's bickering over the popular favor of a popular of one such misfit???

LOL! -Maybe things would be different if Wilhelm hadn't thrown me a bone yesterday :)Someone caught feelings.

[DOG LIPS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/erz.jpg

[Fran]

I'm also still pretty mad at you for making me think you were one of the coolest chicks ever with a name like Fran. :cmad:

You should have asked, instead of just assuming. :o

[Abaddon]

It's only a matter of time before I kill you and wear your skin, lovenips.

[Erzengel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/erz.jpg

Ha I'm on the Council now, b'tches. :o

[Fran]

The Jedi are lame. They won't let you PL. :o

[Darthphere]

Ha I'm on the Council now, b'tches. :o


Yeah, but youre only a Knight.:o

[Superman]

Congrats :up:

[Mee]

One day....one day.
"Not a girl...not yet a woman..."

[The Amazing Lee]

"Not a girl...not yet a woman..."

What does that make it....a ****? :huh:

[Kipobe]

The Big Guns

Ironically, I have little to offer by way of comments for you, 'cause you are the Super Hypeantheon Elite. I'm such a huge fan of youse, I'd have to write an essay for each of you, and I'm not doing that.

I love the 4-D's

Daisy
Dew
DOG LIPS
Drakon

you do good work, also I love Daisy.

DBella - Now I know why everyone loves you

Kipobe - Now I know why everyone wants to touch you.

Brodie - You bring good things.

Lackey - funny posts, you make 'em.

Master Chief - you have a weird sensibility

Mr Sparkle - you know I love you. Don't make me say it.

Maxwell's Demon - Thanks, I was so glad when you returned. I think there was an inordinate ammount of coarse jesting about your getting married. I hope you're both mega-happy, way happier than all the people I know who've gotten married.

I see a trinity that snuck it's way into stardom:

Darthphere
Ronny
Mee

I'm happy to read yer stuff

The Amazing Lee - Oh yeah, man. Uh huh. :up:

Holly - I love Holly. I'm pretty pissed she didn't wait for me to be there to witness her banning.

muscles - Your growth and development as a professional and a husband is our loss, old friend, our loss, you skank.

and then of course, the way too cool wicked power trio of:

Erzengel
jaguarr
and Equint, who I've seen sometimes, talking s*** about Reese Witherspoon and whatnot.


It's outrageous how entertaining, smart, cool and funny you all are. Thanks for laughs.:up:
Now that's all the mush I can stand until next year. :barf:


.
I don't like that I'm under DBella as I am her superior and everyone in the free world knows it and accepts it! :cmad:

:heart:

[Equint77]

h3 s4v3d th3 b3st 4 l4st

[Fran]

Like ZOMG l33t 15 73h h4XX0rz

[The Brian]

bump.

[Erzengel]

Aren't you 6 months early?

[Mee]

No, you. :cmad:

[Fran]

Quite a random bump.

[Colossal Spoons]

Indeed

[NewYorkSpider]

I had my one year Hypeiversary this past Saturday. :up: It's been one fast year.

[Tangled Web]

We need change and we need it fast
before the hype's part of the past

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I was about to say congrats until I did the math.

What's with the bump? :huh:

[Abaddon]

Closing...

[Mee]

What's with the bump? :huh:
The Brian is trying to get noticed so he can make Wilhelm's year 3 list.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

3 years, the Hype sucks now.
I'd like to thanks elle's pee for not sucking as much.

Hype - The place where if you jokingly talk about baby rape, in the abstract, you get banned, because they prefer that you go make jokes about REAL baby rape, with REAL LIFE victims, in one of the 50 threads about ghastly, depressing, unspeakable, foul, shocking news stories.


Hype, where if you keep calmly pointing out an obvious wrong to the management for 5 or 6 months, they might start to see it.



Hype, where the common level of intellect is such that they had to open an entire section, bursting at the seams with gossip about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, and soft core pics of little girls for old men and teenaged virgins to stroke themselves to.
( But let's keep it tasteful, K? ;):up: )


Hype, where the founders take such pride in themselves that you can't even refer to them by name or kid around about them or you're permabanned.

Please consider that even George W. Bush, the President of the United states, can deal with parody, satire and ribbing at his expense, non-stop, in Mad Magazine, or on the Daily Show, or countless other venues, without permabanning anyone.
Wow, thith internet Ith seriouth bithneth! :eek:


Hype, where you can talk about any gross site on the internet, sites with vile, profane, perverted content, like ogrish, or somethingawful, or fark.
Why, you can even talk about ILLEGAL sites, but you can't mention a site that's frequented by Hypesters and ex-Hypesters.

Well, you can mention it, just can't post a link to it...
Well, actually you can't even mention it....
Well, actually you can mention it, but we'll ban you...
Or,...actually no one can mention it at all...
Or, go ahead and mention it, no problem...

And why?
Well, it's because a person posted an objectionable picture there...so the entire site and every poster there is responsible for that one picture.
Which is weird, 'cause I don't think here that Squeekness is held responsible for all of the sexually suggestive avatars, or raybia is held responsible for all of the anti-Muslim talk, or moviefan2k4 is held responsible for my Bible-Hatred.


Hype, where thoughtful, amusing critiques of fellow posters are not allowed, but everyone's free to call each other "douches", ass****s", "clueless idiots", "losers", "gay" or whatever......as long as the personal attacks didn't require any thought, energy, research or inspiration.


Hype, where, when you're caught in a bald faced lie, proven to be a disingenuous jerk, SHOWN the evidence damning you as a person who is wrong, wrong, wrong...the best defense is to pretend nothing ever happened.
Mature apologies and admissions of error?

NEVAH!!! HaHaHaHaHA!!!!



One might ask, "Well if the Hype sucks so much, why do you frequent it still? :huh:"

And the answer is, when you've found another site where everyone's cool, and smart, and funny, and interesting...it's great, but it gets boring, agreeing with almost everything you read, and admiring everyone all of the time.

So the Hype is THE place to go when you want to be entertained by some brainless hypocrisy, raw naivete, and mental slapstick.

So thanks for all the laughs, sucky Hype of 2007. :up:
You make work fly right by like a sun beam on Meth.

[Erzengel]

A year ago I registered at the Hype. I've loved the Fantastic Four since I was a kid and the Thing was my favorite character so of course I was anxious to find any leaked pics of him from the set.

When I saw the gummi bear, orange circus peanut, rubber eraser/burn victim 5 foot two atrocity they were trying to pass off as the Thing I was apalled. The pain and frustration was considerable and I sought solace in reading fan comments, knowing I wasn't alone.
But then, on the Hype, some IDIOT was saying that the Thing looked PERFECT and this balloon-head was jazzed for this movie.
I couldn't just laugh this off. I had to log on and list the 50 reasons this fool was wrong wrong WRONG. So I'd just joined ranks with "The Brow-Beaters" in the Great Rocky Eyebrow War of '04.

For my blood pressure's sake I couldn't stay at the F4 forums for too long at a time, so I got bored and strolled over to Community. HERE, some goof was saying that the Earth was only 7,000 years old and that the Biblical God who sent wild bears to eat little kids 'cause they made fun of a bald dude...was a caring, loving, forgiving and just God?!?
I had to straighten this naive Bible-licker out. But then in the midst of the debate, some Christians were answering my questions thoughtfully with respectfully-worded, even FUNNY posts. With each exchange my respect was growing for these misguided but cool people. So then I got sucked in.

I've been blown away by how many intelligent, educated, cool and Conan O'Brien/Bill Hicks-level hilarious people I've encountered here since then. My job as Concierge/Security...sure, there are times where I have to go get a millionaire's pheasant out of their freezer because their flight from Ibiza was delayed, or I have to stop a homeless crack-head who's trying to rape a dog out front, but 80% of the time I have to sit at this b.o.r.i.n.g. desk waiting for someone to rape a dog :(.

So the Hype has transformed my job to the point that I dread coming in a lot less and I'm sure that all the thought provocation, debate, entertainment and piss-yer-pants laughter I've found here has added 2 or 3 years to my life. I'm appreciative of all of you who are cool and grateful that in a sea of billions of morons and ass****s on the internet, I happened to stumble on such a rare collective of awesome people.

So, I've made 2 lists ( which was an incredible pain in the ASS! :mad: )
List #1 You have sufficiently amused me, or you sound cool, or I can relate to what your saying and look forward to your posts. Or I really, Really enjoy laughing at your pathetic-ass and hate you...in a GOOD way! :up:
List #2 To me, these are the elite, demi-gods in the Hype-antheon. I almost think of you as celebrities and I'm either a fan of yours, a HUGE fan of yours, or, as bizarre as it is with nothing but disembodied thoughts expressed in text from all over the world, I think of you as at least a Cyber-Friend.
Thanks for a fun year, Hype. You are loved. AWWwwww.




3 years, the Hype sucks now.
I'd like to thanks elle's pee for not sucking as much.

Hype - The place where if you jokingly talk about baby rape, in the abstract, you get banned, because they prefer that you go make jokes about REAL baby rape, with REAL LIFE victims, in one of the 50 threads about ghastly, depressing, unspeakable, foul, shocking news stories.


Hype, where if you keep calmly pointing out an obvious wrong to the management for 5 or 6 months, they might start to see it.



Hype, where the common level of intellect is such that they had to open an entire section, bursting at the seams with gossip about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, and soft core pics of little girls for old men and teenaged virgins to stroke themselves to.
( But let's keep it tasteful, K? ;) )


Hype, where the founders take such pride in themselves that you can't even refer to them by name or kid around about them or you're permabanned.

Please consider that even George W. Bush, the President of the United states, can deal with parody, satire and ribbing at his expense, non-stop, in Mad Magazine, or on the Daily Show, or countless other venues, without permabanning anyone.
Wow, thith internet Ith seriouth bithneth!


Hype, where you can talk about any gross site on the internet, sites with vile, profane, perverted content, like ogrish, or somethingawful, or fark.
Why, you can even talk about ILLEGAL sites, but you can't mention a site that's frequented by Hypesters and ex-Hypesters.

Well, you can mention it, just can't post a link to it...
Well, actually you can't even mention it....
Well, actually you can mention it, but we'll ban you...
Or,...actually no one can mention it at all...
Or, go ahead and mention it, no problem...

And why?
Well, it's because a person posted an objectionable picture there...so the entire site and every poster there is responsible for that one picture.
Which is weird, 'cause I don't think here that Squeekness is held responsible for all of the sexually suggestive avatars, or raybia is held responsible for all of the anti-Muslim talk, or moviefan2k4 is held responsible for my Bible-Hatred.


Hype, where thoughtful, amusing critiques of fellow posters are not allowed, but everyone's free to call each other "douches", ass****s", "clueless idiots", "losers", "gay" or whatever......as long as the personal attacks didn't require any thought, energy, research or inspiration.


Hype, where, when you're caught in a bald faced lie, proven to be a disingenuous jerk, SHOWN the evidence damning you as a person who is wrong, wrong, wrong...the best defense is to pretend nothing ever happened.
Mature apologies and admissions of error?

NEVAH!!! HaHaHaHaHA!!!!



One might ask, "Well if the Hype sucks so much, why do you frequent it still? :huh:"

And the answer is, when you've found another site where everyone's cool, and smart, and funny, and interesting...it's great, but it gets boring, agreeing with almost everything you read, and admiring everyone all of the time.

So the Hype is THE place to go when you want to be entertained by some brainless hypocrisy, raw naivete, and mental slapstick.

So thanks for all the laughs, sucky Hype of 2007. :up:
You make work fly right by like a sun beam on Meth.


How things change in 2 years. :o

[Colossal Spoons]

Admiration FTW :heart:

[knowsbleed]

No more Hype love...only Hype curiosity.

:(

[DBella]

How things change in 2 years. :o
That's like... 21 dog years according to some canine expert.
(The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.)

Things can change in a day so imagine 2 years!! When I read my old posts, it makes me wanna barf. Seriously. If I am still like that today, I'd shoot myself.

[knowsbleed]

Wil's SHH posting style has definitely changed.

[The Original Bamfer]

That's like... 21 dog years according to some canine expert.
(The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.)

Haha, what? :huh:

Things can change in a day so imagine 2 years!! When I read my old posts, it makes me wanna barf. Seriously. If I am still like that today, I'd shoot myself.

You and me both. :up:

[DBella]

How has his posting style changed? Yes, I'm not very observant.

[DBella]

Haha, what? :huh:
I know the common myth is that one human years is equivalent to 7 dog years. Many dog experts disagree on that. Do some research, danggit! :mad: (<--- fake mad)

You and me both. :up:
Have your sn always been TOB?

[The Original Bamfer]

I know the common myth is that one human years is equivalent to 7 dog years. Many dog experts disagree on that. Do some research, danggit! :mad: (<--- fake mad)


Have your sn always been TOB?

No... My first go at Community was before the first name change. Eh. :down

[knowsbleed]

How has his posting style changed? Yes, I'm not very observant.

notsomuch happy sharpwitted poster...

moreso **** you sharpwitted poster...


at least that's my take.

[Mee]

This isn't mushy anymore, it's bitter. :(

[BRUTAL]

Sometimes bitter = good

[DBella]

notsomuch happy sharpwitted poster...

moreso **** you sharpwitted poster...


at least that's my take.
Ahh... you meant his tone. Yes, I noticed that too.
This isn't mushy anymore, it's bitter. :(
When the love is gone, only bitterness is left. :csad:

[DBella]

Sometimes bitter = good
How much do you charge per session and is the couch in your office comfy? I have issues. But then again, who doesn't?

[Mee]

Sometimes bitter = good
I was looking forward to the updated list of people who Wilhelm thinks don't suck. :csad:

[DBella]

I was looking forward to the updated list of people who Wilhelm thinks don't suck. :csad:
You'll be on that list. Everyone loves Mee.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I was looking forward to the updated list of people who Wilhelm thinks don't suck. :csad:Wouldn't it just depress you though, to see how much it shrinks over the years.

C.LEE was on the first one fergawdsake. :eek:

And all the names, forever disappeared, like Equint, and Truthteller...

This is the Empire Strikes Back Anniversary. :(

[The Original Bamfer]

Is there any hope for the next year? I think so... Well, I hope so. So, I'm hoping for hope. :huh:


:csad:

[Mee]

This is the Empire Strikes Back Anniversary. :(
So C.Lee is your Lando. Old buddy turned Judas. :csad:

[DBella]

Wouldn't it just depress you though, to see how much it shrinks over the years.

C.LEE was on the first one fergawdsake. :eek:

And all the names, forever disappeared, like Equint, and Truthteller...

This is the Empire Strikes Back Anniversary. :(
And yet I wasn't! :cmad: :csad:

Equint... what happened to him?

[The Original Bamfer]

And yet I wasn't! :cmad: :csad:

Equint... what happened to him?

List #1

Addendum...Ahura Mazda...All-Star Superman...Anguisette1979

Babs Gordon...Ballistic Liz...Bored

C.F. Kane...C.Lee...Camera Obscura...Carter...C.Conn

Danger Mouse...darkdonnie...DBella...DeadFeckin'Last...dm cnx...Docker...dpm07...Dr.Fear...
Duende Verde

echostation...Ed Extraordinaire

Franklin Richards...Fry's Girl

Guy At Work

Hades...hey yo it's sean...hippie hunter...Hollow Wood Director...
Honey Vibe...Hudson...HUMAN...huskerwebhead

InsaneDwayne

JewishHobbit...JLBats...the real Albafan...JoLiE MeNdEz...Joseph Freefall...JStorm

Kessel Day...KingOfDreams...KMack...Kurosawa

Lord Siva...Lord Valumart

M.E.H..E.B...Malice...Mentok...Mongo44..Morg...Mot own Marvel...Mr. Edward Hyde...NOFX

oakzap425

Phoney Bone...Phantasm

Roughneck...Ryoko

Saph...SaphirePrima...Silver Sable...Slipknot...Son of Logan...Spider-Fett...
Stewie Griffin...Strike-Hard...Super Ferret...Supergirl...Superhobo...Sword Master...Symbiotica

terry78...That-Guy...The Incredible Hulk...The Joker...The Kingpin...
The Lumberjack...The Riddler...The Spawn...the ultimate evil...Twitch...twylight...Ultimate Fan...Vibeke T...VICTORVONDOOMX

Wetgorilla...Winter Spleen...Wobbly

Thanks for being you, b*****s :)

Okay. :o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

And yet I wasn't! :cmad: :csad:

Equint... what happened to him?He rubbed the wrong guy the wrong way. Now they keep him alive in an aquarium. :(

[Mee]

Spawn was on your list?

[DOG LIPS]

He rubbed the wrong guy the wrong way. Now they keep him alive in an aquarium. :(

He wouldn't have wanted it any other way. :csad::up:

[DBella]

Okay. :o
List #1... is like... honorable mention. I am not satisfied. :down: :csad:

He rubbed the wrong guy the wrong way. Now they keep him alive in an aquarium. :(
He's... aquaman?! I wanna visit him. :(

[BRUTAL]

How much do you charge per session and is the couch in your office comfy? I have issues. But then again, who doesn't?
We never talk anymore. :(

[DBella]

We never talk anymore. :(
Yes we do. But just not as much. I miss you. Hold me. :(

Oh, I have something new to tell you. You'll get a PM soon.

[BRUTAL]

Not as much = never :csad:

[BlackLantern]

Happy Yeariverssary Wilhelm.....

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Not as much = never :csad:Don't get weepy and clingy! :cmad:

[BRUTAL]

Don't get weepy and clingy! :cmad:

I'll cut your throat out.

[The Original Bamfer]

List #1... is like... honorable mention. I am not satisfied. :down: :csad:

'Better than nothin'! :cmad: :csad: :yay:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll cut your throat out.
There ya go.

[BlackLantern]

I don't think Brutal understands the concept of "clingy" ....I mean that in the best way possible

[DV8]

wow . . . Wilhelm has averaged 1,219.6 posts every month since being here . . . that's either really sad, or really kick ass :confused:

[Erzengel]

'Better than nothin'! :cmad: :csad: :yay:
Yeah be thankful. :o

[BlackLantern]

I average a lot because I have internet access at work, and its slow here this time of year in our office, and I can post and do my work at the same time

[DBella]

'Better than nothin'! :cmad: :csad: :yay:

Yeah be thankful. :o
As an attention whore, I expect more.
But you're right, I suppose... better than nothin'.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

wow . . . Wilhelm has averaged 1,219.6 posts every month since being here . . . that's either really sad, or really kick ass :confused:My work is to sit at a desk and wait till some self sufficient, efficient, multi-tasking control freak-millionaire actually needs my help with something.
I'm surprised the number is not higher.


Plus, in the winter time all the homeless schizophrenic crack heads I have to shoo away disappear into their holes. Then it's really Free Time Central. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/thinlove.gif

[BlackLantern]

As an attention whore, I expect more.
But you're right, I suppose... better than nothin'.

Not an attention whore...maybe an attention enthusiast Dbella....whore is a very coarse word and you shouldnt be associated with it

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Attention **** is better.

[DV8]

My work is to sit at a desk and wait till some self sufficient, efficient, multi-tasking control freak-millionaire actually needs my help with something.
I'm surprised the number is not higher.


Plus, in the winter time all the homeless schizophrenic crack heads I have to shoo away disappear into their holes. Then it's really Free Time Central. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/thinlove.gif

I know, I know . . . it's actually pretty kick ass, because you (much like me) essentially get paid to post :cool:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I know, I know . . . it's actually pretty kick ass, because you (much like me) essentially get paid to post :cool:I did the math once, what I earn per post. Then I cackled like a witch.

[BlackLantern]

Attention **** is better.

that works too

[kainedamo]

Neither list, Wil??

NIETHER LIST?? :cmad:

I thought I was your loveable loser :csad:

I always thought of you as a compadre, a guy who could make fun of me funnier than most other people.

[Erzengel]

Neither list, Wil??

NIETHER LIST?? :cmad:

I thought I was your loveable loser :csad:

I always thought of you as a compadre, a guy who could make fun of me funnier than most other people.
Remember this is 3 anniversaries. 1st one, he liked named everyone. 2nd one he listed non entities, this one he chastized SHH.

[The Original Bamfer]

I always thought of you as a compadre, a guy who could make fun of me funnier than most other people.

If someone can make fun of you "funnier than most," that translates, in your mind, to someone liking you? :huh:

[Erzengel]

I like going through the first 2 lists of people, that at once Wil liked, but now would verbally rape if given half a chance.

[DBella]

Not an attention whore...maybe an attention enthusiast Dbella....whore is a very coarse word and you shouldnt be associated with it
But "enthusiast" sounds... boring. I don't want to be associated with "boring".
Attention **** is better.
That's you. I'd never dream of taking that from you. :cwink:

[Erzengel]

As an attention whore, I expect more.
But you're right, I suppose... better than nothin'.

Not an attention whore...maybe an attention enthusiast Dbella....whore is a very coarse word and you shouldnt be associated with it

Attention **** is better.
Old school, attention strumpet.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Kd, Kd, calm yourself.
You'd go on the third list if there was one.

The third list is "Thanks to Lesbian Slumber Party for not sucking as much."

[BlackLantern]

Attention Concubine? Concubine sounds exotic.....

[DBella]

Remember this is 3 anniversaries. 1st one, he liked named everyone. 2nd one he listed non entities, this one he chastized SHH.
The Wil has progressed.

[The Original Bamfer]

The Wil has progressed.

Some say it's evolution.

[Erzengel]

Others would say it's clarity, like when you wake up sober next to someone you thought was hot last night. :( :o