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Swordmaster

12-02-2005, 09:04 PM

Chapter One: Bus Stop

At the corner of UBB Street, a lone 14 year old stands at the corner. He has shoulder length silver hair, black shirt and pants, and a red jacket. On his back is a red-and-black jacket. He leans against a street sign and sighs. This is Dante.

Dante: Where the f**k is that bastard?

Suddenly a limo pulls up. Out of it walks another 14 year old, with slicked back black hair, vivid green eyes, wearing all black, except for a yellow belt. This is Master Bruce.

Master Bruce: And you had to drop me at the bus stop instead of bringing me to school...why?

Limo Driver: Because you touch yourself at night.

Master Bruce:...

The Limo driver drives off.

Dante: About time you got here.

MB: F**k you.

Dante: Why are you wearing a yellow belt anyway? It doesn't match.

MB: Because I can. Leave it at that.

Dante: http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/19.gif

MB: Anyway, looking forward to school?

Dante: No...are you?

MB: F**k no, just making sure you weren't.

Dante: I'm sure. :rolleyes:

MB: Come on, why would I look forward to going back to another year of avoiding Phantasm at every turn?

MB twitches.

Flashes go through Dante's mind. A peephole in the boys shower...a hand making patting motions repeatedly...

Dante: I see what you mean.

Nasal Voice: hi guys!

Dante and MB: Oh f**k me.

A small man, also 14, who has a constant look of sexual frustration, turn s the corner. He wears a "I'm teh Coolerz" shirt and skintight pants.

Dante: Hi Snipershot...

Snipershot: dante!

Snipershot hugs Dante, who has a look of pure vindictiveness on his face.

Dante: GET THE F**K OFF!

Snipershot gets off and goes after MB.

MB: Touch me and I dig a shuriken into your skull.

Dante: Dude...you actually carry those with you? :confused:

MB: "I'm Batman."

Dante: Oh not again...

Dante wacks MB upside his head.

MB: Sorry.

Snipershot: lookerz, teh boos!

MB: WTF?

Snipershot: teh boos!

MB: What's he saying?

Dante: Beats me. *turns* Oh look, the bus is here.

The bus, if you could call it that, turns the corner. It's got pictures of Christian Bale all over it, is painted purple and green, and has no visible driver. The doors open up.

Bus: Get in, you little s**ts.

The voice is loud and raspy. MB and Dante look at each other. Snipershot has a dazed look on his face, and is drooling out of the corner of his mouth.

MB: Should we?

Bus: Get in or I flatten your ass onto the pavement!

Dante: Take that as a yes.

Dante rushes in, followed by MB, The door closes, and the bus drives off, leaving a clueless Snipershot behind.

On the bus, MB and Dante sit in seats opposite each other. As Dante opens his mouth...

Bus: Quiet!

Dante: But I-

Bus: I said quiet!

Dante: Who or what the f**k are you!?

Bus: I'm a bus dumbass!

MB: You don't have a name?

Bus: My name is Ron!

Dante blinks. MB stifles a laugh.

Bus: Or Jayne. Now strap yourselves in f**kers. It's gonna be a wild ride!

And so it was. Jayne stopped for nothing, running over little old ladies, ducks, dogs, monkies, and other assorted things. Finally, they arrive at Hype High.

Jayne: Welcome to hell, f**kers. Once you come, you can never resist coming back! Bwahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahahahaha.

bored

12-02-2005, 09:44 PM

oooh, another one! can i beg my way into this one?

Swordmaster

12-02-2005, 09:45 PM

Oh you're in it. You're in it

zer00

12-02-2005, 09:51 PM

Yeah. Take me off the list.

Swordmaster

12-02-2005, 09:53 PM

Eh F**k you

rigel7soldiers

12-02-2005, 09:56 PM

Hey, uh.. can I be in?

Quick suggestion; how about next time we subvert me awkwardly asking my in by putting me on the list in advance?

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-02-2005, 09:56 PM

Super duper.:up:

zer00

12-02-2005, 09:56 PM

:up:

Swordmaster

12-02-2005, 09:58 PM

Hey, uh.. can I be in?

Quick suggestion; how about next time we subvert me awkwardly asking my in by putting me on the list in advance?

Of course

Alexia Dark

12-02-2005, 10:02 PM

Heh. Cool :up:.

Batman

12-02-2005, 10:02 PM

Chapter Two:Hell

Dante,Master Bruce,and a few others get off of the bus.They all look woozy.Infact,one student actually vomits.

Jayne: See ya's,ya pansies!

The bus drives off,tires screeching.Dante and Master Bruce look at eachother,confused by what just happened.

Dante: Okay,I've seen some strange things in my life,But-

MB: Is that so?Have you ever seen a man...eat his own head?

Dante: Once.

MB: ...

MB: You've thought about that question,haven't you?

MB and Dante proceed,as more students start coming.Snipershot suddenly appears behind Dante and Master Bruce.

Snipershot: goatsies go moo!

MB: ...Where the **** did he come from?

Dante: He's EVERYWHERE! *runs in circles*

MB slaps Dante,mid panic.

MB: Calm down,you bastard.Fifth period hasn't even ended,and already you're acting like a raving lunatic.

Dante: First period.

MB: Right.What did I say?

The bell rings.MB and Dante look up.A pigeon lands on Snipershot's head,and starts pecking on it.

MB: Let's move it already,and get this goddamned day over with.I don't wanna miss 'The Batman' this afternoon...

MB walks inside.Dante goes to follow,but stops,when he notices Snipershot's pigeon situation.

Dante: You know you have a-

Snipershot: yeah he comes and goes!

Inside,MB reads off his locker number,from a piece of paper.

MB: Let's see...616.Wait...why does that number sound familiar...?

MB thinks about this.He realises June 16 was the day that Tom Cruise proposed to Katie Holmes atop the Effiel Tower.

MB: (Angrily) Cruuuuise...

The Janitor walks by,accidentally hitting MB with a mop handle.

LV: Sorry.

Dante walks up,as MB opens his locker.Dante is drinking a soda.

Dante: Yo.

MB: ...

MB: You DO realise they don't let you drink soda until lunch,right?

Dante: ...Um...Sure I did.

MB: You didn't,did you?

Dante: No.No I didn't.

MB: They're gonna catch your ass,one of these days.

Dante: And I care because...?

MB: We can't get detention.That's when we usually go to sneak into the Girl's locker room.

Dante: ...Point.

Dante hands the soda to Snipershot.

Dante: Here.You take it.

Snipershot: oh goodles!

Suddenly,out of nowhere,Snipershot is tackled down by a man in a cheap assed cop uniform.The soda goes flying.

Dante: Sweet jesus!

The cop handcuffs Snipershot.

Snipershot: ahhh!ahhh!

bored: Quiet,dirtbag!Nobody drinks pop on school campus as long as I'm around! :mad:

Dante: ...Who the hell are you?

bored: I'm Bat-

MB: Don't.Even.Think about it.

bored: Oh.Sorry.I was going to say that for dramatic purposes.

MB: Well watch it,next time.

bored: Officer bored,at your service!

MB turns to Dante.

MB: Since when have we had an officer on campus?

bored: Uh...

Dante: Actually,never.

MB and Dante look at bored.

bored: ...Hey,look!A monkey!

bored runs off,leaving snipershot on the floor,bloody.

MB: Sooo....How bout' them Knicks?

JLBats

12-02-2005, 10:13 PM

The lack of me is depressing, but I like the hatred of Snipershot, who I consider a sick, womanizing, vain, objectifiying rat bastard.

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-02-2005, 10:14 PM

Lmao.Loved the Cruise line.

CConn

12-02-2005, 10:22 PM

Eh, you can leave me in.

But I want you both to know I consider this a personal favor on my part.

Lord Valumart

12-03-2005, 06:05 AM

The Janitor walks by,accidentally hitting MB with a mop handle.

LV: Sorry.
why me:(?

Swordmaster

12-03-2005, 09:40 AM

why me:(?

Because you hae some of the funniest stuff in the fic.

Swordmaster

12-03-2005, 09:41 AM

Eh, you can leave me in.

But I want you both to know I consider this a personal favor on my part.

Fair enough.

Swordmaster

12-03-2005, 09:41 AM

The lack of me is depressing, but I like the hatred of Snipershot, who I consider a sick, womanizing, vain, objectifiying rat bastard.

I'll add you

bored

12-03-2005, 12:35 PM

bored is the crazy security guard! woot! at my old high school, we had an overweight rent-a-cop.

Lord Valumart

12-03-2005, 12:36 PM

Because you hae some of the funniest stuff in the fic.
*waits for proof*

Swordmaster

12-03-2005, 12:37 PM

You don't die in it

Lord Valumart

12-03-2005, 12:40 PM

well, thats something good:up:

Batman

12-03-2005, 12:55 PM

You got to hit me with a mop handle.That should've been your first clue.

Sabretooth

12-03-2005, 01:02 PM

WHere do I come in?

Batman

12-03-2005, 01:07 PM

WHere do I come in?

You're the PE Teacher.

Swordmaster

12-03-2005, 01:19 PM

Chapter 3: Reunion

Dante and MB walk into the courtyard, where they see a young man, again 14-

*Why is everyone 14?*

Shut up. Anyway. The 14 year old is getting the S**T beat outta him. He's tall, has brown hair, and wearing a shirt portraying Tom Cruise in meat. This is THE LAST MEATBAG.

Dante: Hey look. It's Meatbag. Getting the s**t beat outta him. Again.

MB: *INsert witty CT reference* Guess he's still not cool in school, eh?

Dante:...Never...and I mean NEVER...say that again.

MB: Okay :(

MB and Dante watch, fascinated, as Meatbag is being punched in the face, kicked in the balls, and sharted on. Suddenly, a loud, somewhat metallic voice rings through the yard.

Voice: Avast, me mateys!

Another 14 year old jumps out, in ful pirate garb.

Dante: Flexo.

Flexo: Yar. What's we doing?

MB:Watching Meatbag get beat up.

Flexo: Again?

Dante: Yep.

Flexo: Cool yar.

The 3 watch, when suddenly, all the people beating Meatbag leave, for no reason. His once blue jeans are now brown, as they are covered in crap.

MB: Should we help him?

Dante: I guess. The show was just getting good. They left. Why?

MB: Dramatic Purposes.

Dante: Ah.

MB picks Meatbag up. Then points and laughs.

MB: Bwahahahahaha you got covered in s**t!

Everyone joins in. Then stops. For no reason.

Meatbag: So....where's DL?

The four look at each other.

Dante: Guess.

Meatbag: I should have known.

The four freshman walk into the boys bathroom, where a senior, who is wearing white wool and has a black nose and long ears...is drinking out of the toilet.

Flexo: Dog Lips.

Dog Lips looks up, barks, and goes back to drinking.

MB: Dog Lips

He barks again.

Dante: DOG LIPS!

He finally stops.

DL: What!?

Meatbag: Hi.

DL: Oh. It's you four. Welcome to High School.

The four:...

DL: Youse guys get your schuedules yet?

Flexo: Argh. No.

DL: Right. You have to go to the assembly first. The one where you get sodomized.

Meatbag screams like a little girl and runs away.

DL: Knew that would get him out of he-*sniff* You smell that?

Snipershot falls out of the ceiling, covered in dust.

DL: Aw s**t.

Snipershot: Hi guys.

Dante, MB, Flexo, and DL look at each other.

DL: Should we?

Flexo: Yargh.

The four lift up Snipershot, put his head in the toilet, flush, then bang the top repeatedly over his head until his body goes limp.

Dante: Oh my god! We've killed Snipershot!

MB: We haven't even started first period yet and we've killed someone!

Flexo: Argh what do we do mateys yar?

DL: Back away...very...slowly...

The four back out of the bathroom slowly, then run away.

Phantasm

12-03-2005, 03:02 PM

Oohh...so I'm in this?
Where?

SapphirePrima

12-03-2005, 08:00 PM

It's pretty funny. Can I be in it.

Batman

12-03-2005, 08:18 PM

Chapter Four:Assembly

Dante,Flexo,Master Bruce,Dog Lips,And The Last Meatbag walk down the main halls.Snipershot follows,dragging a bag of salami,for no real reason.

Snipershot: hIyas!

MB: ...

MB: Didn't we kill him?

Dante: *shrugs*

MB: Well...Does He HAVE to follow us?

Dante: I've tried to get rid of him.

MB: When?

Dante: ...

Dante: Look,I'm a busy man.I gots things to do and places to be.Do you really think I have time to try and get rid of that dips***?

MB: ...Remind me to never ask you a question ever again.

Flexo: Arrrgh...Shiver me timbers!

MB,DL,Dante,And Meatbag look at Flexo,strangely.

DL: Are you high,or something?

Flexo points forward.The others look in the direction he's pointing towards.In the middle of the hallway,stands a large statue...Portraying actor Matt Damon.

Dante: MATT DAMON!

MB: ...Ben Affleck's buddy?

DL: They can have actors as school mascots?

Dante: MATT DAMON!

MB: Yes,We know.

Dante: MATT DA-

MB takes off his belt,whacks Dante across the face,and puts it back on.

Dante: ...

Dante: Jesus,man...That f***ing hurt!

MB: You deserved it.

Dante: ...So?!

DL: Hey guys,look over there!

The others look in the direction that DL's pointing towards.They see Snipershot bathing in the salami bits.

MB: ...I...think we all could've lived without seeing that.

Dante,Flexo,Meatbag: Indeed. :(

DL: What?NO!Not that!Over there!

They all look to the right of Snipershot.A banner hangs over the stairway,reading "SCHOOL ASSEMBLY TODAY.BE THERE.OR DIE! Payed for by the P.Diddy 'Go To The Assembly Or Die' Campaign.".

MB: Hmm....A school assembly at the beginning of the year,where most,if not all,of the characters will be there.

DL: ...So?

MB: I smell plot device.

Dante: ...Or,your just crazy.

MB: Or both.

Dante: Well...Let's just say it isn't,cause we all know you're crazy.

MB:"I'm Batman."

Dante: Proven.

All of the sudden,MB grabs Meatbag by the throat,and slams him into a wall.

MB: YOU BASTARD!!!YOU ******* BASTARD!!!

Meatbag: Ahh! Ahh!

Dante: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

MB: BASTARD!!!

Dante: Let him go!

MB: ...Fine.

MB drops Meatbag.

DL: What the hell,man?!?

MB: He..his...shirt...

Dante looks at Meatbags shirt.It is of Tom Cruise,as portrayed in meat.

Dante: ...

Dante: Well,that clears everything up.

MB: YOU ****ING PIECE OF ****!I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!

MB rips off Meatbag's shirt,and starts shredding it to pieces.

MB: HAHAHA!!!TAKE THAT,CRUISE!!!HAHAHAHA!!!

Dante: ...

Meatbag: ...

Flexo: ...

DL: *licks himself*

MB eventually calms down.

Meatbag: ....Soooo....anyway....

Dante: *checks watch* When does the damned thing start?

MB: *shrugs*

Flexo: Yar.*shrugs*

Meatbag: *shrugs*

DL: *Still licking himself* Oh.That. Now.

Out of nowhere,P.Diddy comes in,and starts shooting everything in sight.Everyone ducks.

P.Diddy: TO THE GYM,************S,TO THE GYM!

P.Diddy then leaves on a gold plated motor scooter,shooting wildly into the air.Everyone gets up.A few students drop to the floor,dead.Nobody really cares,though.

Dante: Holy S***!We've gotta get to the gym!

MB: ...We heard him the first time,dumbass.

Everyone starts running,except for Snipershot,who just stands...oblivious to everything....and covered in salami.

Snipershot: teh goatseez!!!1

Batman

12-03-2005, 08:20 PM

It's pretty funny. Can I be in it.

Sure.:up:

Holly Goodhead

12-03-2005, 08:25 PM

let me guess, im going to be the evil ***** character, or the slutty mcslut slut.

Phantasm

12-03-2005, 10:27 PM

I.want.to.be.in.this.too!

Batman

12-03-2005, 10:35 PM

let me guess, im going to be the evil ***** character, or the slutty mcslut slut.

*shrugs*

I.want.to.be.in.this.too!

Yoda:"You will be.You...will...be..."

CConn

12-03-2005, 10:38 PM

Well, I've read it now. I like the concept -- the whole high school thing -- and I really like the whole dialogue-laden style you guys seem to have. It really makes the story fun to read and moves much faster than the traditional writing style...which is quite good for people like me who aren't really into reading fanfics.

What I didn't like too much however was the dialogue itself. The jokes seemed to be attempted a bit too often and were just a bit too forced. The dialogue in general seemed a bit too forced and fake -- this is a problem I have myself -- I suggest instead of trying to write a "cool" comeback or retort to a piece of dialogue, simply write it as real as you possibly can. Have a normal convo on YIM and take dialogue from that -- stuff like that. Stuff that both feels natural, and feels like the people themselves. Dante, MB, whatever. Then insert some jokes here and there, so clever comebacks, etc. Though, I'll say, the last chapter's dialogue was solid.

Batman

12-03-2005, 10:44 PM

I'll take your advice with seriousness and heavy consideration when writing my half of the chapters from now on.

...Dante won't.But I will.

zer00

12-03-2005, 10:53 PM

I'll take your advice with seriousness and heavy consideration when writing my half of the chapters from now on.

...Dante won't.But I will.

You'll just suck it up.

Dante is beyond help.

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 09:03 AM

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 09:04 AM

I.want.to.be.in.this.too!

YOU ARE!

Phantasm

12-04-2005, 09:15 AM

YOU ARE!
Where?

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 09:20 AM

Not. In it. Yet.

Lord Valumart

12-04-2005, 10:30 AM

when am i back?

Alexia Dark

12-04-2005, 10:34 AM

I'll do my best. Not sure if I'll succeed, but I'll try.

MB: Yoda: There is no try. There is only do.

Yoda: *****slaps MB* Do or do not, there is no try.

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 10:36 AM

when am i back?

Beats me

Lord Valumart

12-04-2005, 10:37 AM

Beats me
bah!!:mad:

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 10:39 AM

You'll be in it though. You have a scene with FG

Lord Valumart

12-04-2005, 10:41 AM

what type on scene?

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 10:42 AM

You'll see ;)

Lord Valumart

12-04-2005, 10:42 AM

.....oh god:(

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 10:46 AM

:cool:

bored

12-04-2005, 01:02 PM

has bored terrified the students for the last time?

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-04-2005, 01:02 PM

:up::D

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 01:07 PM

has bored terrified the students for the last time?

Nope

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 01:08 PM

:up::D

Nice sig

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-04-2005, 01:13 PM

Nice sig
Lol,thank you. I thought it was sig-worthy.;)

Fry's Girl!!

12-04-2005, 01:13 PM

You'll be in it though. You have a scene with FG

Yey!! Confirmation i'm in this!!

...

...

...wait. :confused:

Lord Valumart

12-04-2005, 02:15 PM

lol@FG:D:D

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 03:17 PM

Yey!! Confirmation i'm in this!!

...

...

...wait. :confused:

Don't worry

twylight

12-04-2005, 06:49 PM

Again, I'm not in a very old institution...This is Like Degrassi the Next Generation.

:(

I was in Degrassi Old School. *sigh*

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 06:54 PM

You can be in it. MB would be fine with it, I'm sure

SapphirePrima

12-04-2005, 06:54 PM

Again, I'm not in a very old institution...This is Like Degrassi the Next Generation.

:(

I was in Degrassi Old School. *sigh*

You were like an extra or something?:eek: :confused:

JLBats

12-04-2005, 07:09 PM

Put me in as just a small role. Maybe I can give my varsity jacket to SapphirePrima. Here, take my varsity jacket, it's warm and fuzzy.

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 07:11 PM

We were gonna have you as CConn's best friend, if you don't mind

twylight

12-04-2005, 07:18 PM

You were like an extra or something?:eek: :confused:

No I was comparing Hype High with Degrassi.

There was a thread Lee had started last year that was called Hype High School.
I was the token nerdy girl, that when you take her glasses of miraculously becomes the hottest girl in school. *Throw back to all the teen movies*

I was comparing that thread to Degrassi: Old School and this thread to Degrassi: The Next Generation.

rigel7soldiers

12-04-2005, 07:33 PM

Pah!
Great. Um, what role am I filling?

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 07:34 PM

No idea :o

You'll probably be a student.

JLBats

12-04-2005, 07:50 PM

We were gonna have you as CConn's best friend, if you don't mind

Can I give Sapphire Prima a varsity jacket that I steal from a jock? Ooh, good plot idea, I have a crush on Sapphire, I notice she only seems really attracted to guys with varsity jackets, so I set out to steal one, and maybe I even learn a lesson in the process!

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 07:53 PM

Can I give Sapphire Prima a varsity jacket that I steal from a jock? Ooh, good plot idea, I have a crush on Sapphire, I notice she only seems really attracted to guys with varsity jackets, so I set out to steal one, and maybe I even learn a lesson in the process!

Better than what I had

Holly Goodhead

12-04-2005, 07:54 PM

thats probably the queerest thing ive heard all day.

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 07:57 PM

Which one? :o

Holly Goodhead

12-04-2005, 08:01 PM

JLBats

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 08:03 PM

Ah.

I was just gonna have SP and JL be dating

Holly Goodhead

12-04-2005, 08:04 PM

why am i on the cast list

Swordmaster

12-04-2005, 08:05 PM

It was MB's idea

JLBats

12-04-2005, 08:08 PM

thats probably the queerest thing ive heard all day.

That was sort of the intent, but then subtle irony was never your forte.

Holly Goodhead

12-04-2005, 08:12 PM

That was sort of the intent, but then subtle irony was never your forte.

eat my ass with a spoon.

JLBats

12-04-2005, 08:15 PM

eat my ass with a spoon.

Dance a little so I don't feel like I'm dining on dead rat.

Pussy Galore

12-04-2005, 08:19 PM

that doesnt even make sense.

JLBats

12-04-2005, 08:20 PM

that doesnt even make sense.

It was refering to your magnificently odorous and meat filled ass. Happy now? You keep meat in your ass. If I had some bread I could make an ass-meat sandwhich, but since I'm aware of your sexual history, that might be a term so familiar that it makes you nervous.

Roller Girl

12-04-2005, 08:25 PM

im a lesbian, i dont leat "meat" near my ass.

JLBats

12-04-2005, 08:26 PM

im a lesbian, i dont leat "meat" near my ass.

I'm a lesbian too, let's make a music video together, woooo...

Elvira Hancock

12-04-2005, 08:28 PM

id rather stick lit cigarettes into my eyes. :(

JLBats

12-04-2005, 08:29 PM

id rather stick lit cigarettes into my eyes. :(
I guess having phallic objects in your face is a familiar sensation, huh?:(

Kimber Henry

12-04-2005, 08:31 PM

i guess if your penis is the size of a cigarette. :confused:

JLBats

12-04-2005, 08:33 PM

i guess if your penis is the size of a cigarette. :confused:

What if the cigarette were enormous?

JLBats

12-04-2005, 08:35 PM

What if the cigarette were enormous?

Then it would dwarf you, stupid!:mad:

Baby Firefly

12-04-2005, 08:36 PM

dude youre nuts.

JLBats

12-04-2005, 08:37 PM

dude youre nuts.

...are in your mouth?

rigel7soldiers

12-04-2005, 09:59 PM

...are in your mouth?

And you think I'm crazy... seriously, what's gotten into you?

Besides that gerbil, I mean.

JLBats

12-04-2005, 10:02 PM

And you think I'm crazy... seriously, what's gotten into you?

Besides that gerbil, I mean.

I'm just bantering with Holly.

And don't say anything that could be construed as an insult. I know things about you that I don't think you want getting out.

rigel7soldiers

12-04-2005, 11:08 PM

Uh-huh...

Oh, wait, no... that's... okay. I believe you.

Or do I...?
Yes. Or do I...?

Wait.. I forgot what we were talking about... oh right, you sticking gerbils up your ass.

Swordmaster

12-05-2005, 03:23 PM

Please don't

Lord Valumart

12-05-2005, 03:24 PM

next part damnit:mad:

JLBats

12-05-2005, 03:26 PM

Uh-huh...

Oh, wait, no... that's... okay. I believe you.

Or do I...?
Yes. Or do I...?

Wait.. I forgot what we were talking about... oh right, you sticking gerbils up your ass.

I sure like pie.

That's right. I went there.

Swordmaster

12-05-2005, 04:30 PM

next part damnit:mad:

I'm working

rigel7soldiers

12-05-2005, 05:38 PM

Okay, dammit, I'm sorry. We cool?

Swordmaster

12-05-2005, 05:44 PM

Chapter 5: Assembly Part Dew

Dante, MB, Flexo, Meatbag, and DL walk into the auditorium. Blood stains the walls.

DL: …Ew.

MB: You love it.

DL: You’re right.

MB: :confused:

Dante: Why are you here anyway? You’re not even in our grade.

DL: I am here because I am meant to be here.

Dante: …Ooooookay…

The five go to sit down. Suddenly, a girl with long black hair and wearing a black tank top, webbed arm and stockings, walks in. Bon Jovi’s “Bad Medicine” starts to play on the loudspeaker. Students look around, confused. Dante gets a vision of him and the girl making out sexually, his hand going up her shirt, her pushing his hand away. In reality, Dante is humping the air, mouthing Bad Medicine. MB notices he has a large erection, so he kicks it. The music abruptly stops.

Dante: What…the…f**k…?

Dante falls to the ground.

The girl notices him on the ground, clutching his balls.

Girl: What the f**k happened to the little bastard?

MB: He was being an ass, so I kicked him.

Girl: Ah. I’m Alexia.

Dante shoots up.

Dante: I’m Dante.

Alexia: And…I don’t care.

Alexia walks away.

Dante:

MB kicks him in the balls again. Dante falls…again.

Dante: Damn you…

Suddenly, the room goes pitch black. Then, a large glowing head appears in the middle of the stage.

Large Glowing Head: I…AM…MIRKO!

Everyone screams, except Snipershot. Who still holds his salami.

Snipershot: yous loks like wizard from oz!

Mirko: Rent-a-Cop bored, remove this idiot from my sight!

bored: Yes sir!

bored runs in, tackles Snipershot (and his salami), and starts beating the crap out of him. Blood flies everywhere.

Mirko: Erm…bored…I said REMOVE the idiot, not KILL the idiot.

bored: My mistake sir!

bored stops beating Snipershot with the salami and takes him out of the room. LV walks in and cleans up the blood, hitting MB with the mop.

MB: Ow.

Mirko: Where was I? Ah yes…I AM MIRKO! DEAN OF HYPE HIGH! BESIDES MY LARGE HEAD IS PRINCIPAL MALICE…

The head turns slightly towards a bald man dressed in a clearly tailored suit.

Mirko: AS WELL AS ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL DEW K. MOSI, WHO WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS.

A woman, mid-40’s, wearing a green dress, inclines her head slightly before standing up. She has a somewhat European accent on her.

Dew: I am the Empress Von Dew’m!-

Flexo[aside to Meatbag]: Empress of the Loony Bin.

Dew, unfortunately, hears his words.

Dew: How dare you disrespect me!?

Lightning flows from Dew’s fingers and strikes at, not Flexo, but Symbiotica, school b***h, effectively incinerating her.

Flexo:…Cool.

Malice[aside to Dew]: You promised you wouldn’t do that.

Dew[aside to Malice]: Sorry…

Dew sits down and Malice moves to the podium.

Malice: Welcome freshman. I am Principal Malice. Before you get your school schedules, I am going to inform you of the year’s events. Friday after next, we have a pep rally.

Dante: Dumb!

Malice: And in the middle of the year, we have an election for Freshman Class President.

Dante: Also dumb!

MB[aside to Dante]: I was gonna enter that.

Dante[aside to MB]: Sorry.[louder]Dumber!

Malice: So, now that that’s out of the way, please head to your classes. bored has your schedules waiting for you. Somehow. ;) :confused: Now, I hope to see you soon. If you survive today. Bwhahahahahaha!

JLBats

12-05-2005, 06:02 PM

Okay, dammit, I'm sorry. We cool?

We're cool, I'll edit.

bored

12-05-2005, 06:21 PM

You guys see what happens when you disrespect the administration? Do you see?!

Swordmaster

12-05-2005, 06:46 PM

bored beats you with a salami.

bored

12-05-2005, 08:37 PM

a salami, dammit!:mad:

JLBats

12-05-2005, 09:21 PM

It's good... but you're writing is awfully joky for me. It's cool though.

SapphirePrima

12-05-2005, 09:33 PM

lol are me JLBats gonna be the lovey-dovey couple or the couple that always argues?

JLBats

12-05-2005, 09:40 PM

lol are me JLBats gonna be the lovey-dovey couple or the couple that always argues?

What do you think we'd be?;)

Holly Goodhead

12-05-2005, 11:57 PM

:barf:

Swordmaster

12-06-2005, 05:49 AM

Both :o

JLBats

12-06-2005, 03:26 PM

:barf:

:rolleyes:

Refrain from barfing again, thanks.

Lord Valumart

12-06-2005, 03:29 PM

is all i ever do hit MB?

Swordmaster

12-06-2005, 03:59 PM

For now :o

Batman

12-06-2005, 05:48 PM

Chapter 6:Schedules

Dante,MB,Flexo,Meatbag,DL,and a bloody Snipershot walk out of the gym,along with the other students.

Snipershot: teh bluuud!!!1

MB: I swear to god,If he keeps following us-

Dante: Yes,I know how you feel.

DL: So,what now?

Flexo: Yarrgh...We be searchin' fer buried treasure!!!Arr!!!

DL,MB,Meatbag,Dante: ...

As the group continues,they see bored,passing out schedules.He pulls each one of them from his pants.

Dante: ...I'm...not so sure I want to have a schedule.

MB kicks Dante in the balls,again.

Dante: WHAT...THE...F***...Man?!What I do this time?!

MB: *shrugs* I just felt like doing it again.

Dante: You...Bastard...

Dante falls,clutching his balls.MB looks up,getting ready to walk towards bored.Hesistantly,of course.Then...all of the sudden...a beautiful girl wearing a Batman t-shirt walks up,and grabs one.MB's eyes widen.

MB: I...I...I...I...

She looks at him,and smiles,before walking away.

MB: ...I....http://67.15.137.131/images/yahoo/32.gif

Dante gets up,and notices MB's strange behavior.

Dante: What's your problem?

MB: http://67.15.137.131/images/yahoo/32.gif

Dante: ...MB?

MB: http://67.15.137.131/images/yahoo/32.gif

Dante slaps MB.MB looks at him.

MB: What'd you do that for?!

Dante: You were acting all mesmorised and s***.

MB: So?

Dante: There's no room in this posse' for that kind of behavior,you black and yellow wearing son of a-

Alexia passes the group.

Dante: http://67.15.137.131/images/yahoo/32.gif

MB: Hypocrite.

DL: Well...Don't just stand there.Say something to her!

MB: "What're you,dense?Are you retarded or something?"

DL: ...

MB: ...Fine.I'll go.

MB takes a deep breath,and starts to walk towards the hot Batman t-shirt wearing girl.Dante gets up,in pain.

Dante: *turning to Meatbag* Ten bucks says He's gonna say 'I'm Batman'.

Meatbag: You're on!

MB walks up to the girl,unsure of what to say.For a long moment,He just stands,dumbstruck by her beauty.She finally notices him,and smiles.

Girl: Hi.I'm Bella. :)

MB: Oh...Uh...Hi.

Bella: What's Your name?

MB: Oh..my name?It's...uh...I'm...

Dante: Here it comes!

MB: ..Uh..."I'm Batman".

Bella: ...

Dante: HA!Now pay up!

Meatbag: *grumbles*

Bella: I like that name.

MB: ...You...Do? :eek:

Bella: Of course I do.Who wouldn't?

MB: ...About half the school population.

Bella: Well,I like it.

MB: Thanks.But,really...my name isn't Batman.It's Master Br-

At that moment,MB is pushed out of the way by a large,muscular football player,wearing a Jersey that reads 'Burt Reynolds'.MB looks up,confused.

CConn: Watch where you're goin',newb.

MB: Newb?What the hell do you mean by n-

Lord Valumart comes their way.

MB: ...Oh ****.

LV hits MB with a mop,passing him.

LV: Sorry.

Dante goes over,and helps MB up.

Dante: You alright?

MB: Why the **** do you care?

Dante: I don't.It's a general response to something like that.Plus,you scored me ten bucks.

MB looks around.

MB: Where did she go?

Dante: Who?

MB: The most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my cold,brutal lifetime.

Dante: ...Are you high,or something?

MB: Maybe.

Dante: You're not,are you?

MB: No.I'm just insane.

Dante: Indeed you are.

MB: Who was the jerk that knocked me down,anyway?

DL: The janitor?

MB: No,the other guy.Burt Reynolds.

DL: ...

Meatbag: No,that was CConn.Burt Reynolds is an actor.But He's as cool,I guess.

CConn: :smug:

DL: CConn's dating the girl you drooled over.

MB: DAMN IT!That's TWO girls I like that are taken by guys who are more popular and probably are only dating the said girls to make themselves more of a spectacle!

Tom Cruise: Yo.

MB: Cruuuuuuise...

Flexo walks back over,after being gone for an undetermined amount of time.

Dante: Where the hell have you been?

Flexo: Yarr...I be gettin' our schedules fer' us,mateys!

Dante: They just let you have other peoples schedules?

Flexo: ...I can be persuasive.Arrrgh.

DL,MB,Meatbag,Dante: ...

Flexo: Arr...Deja-Vu!

They each take their respective schedules,and begin to read off their classes.

Dante: Algebra.DAMN IT.

Flexo: Arr...I gots History.

Dante: What about you,DL?

DL: I got...'Mastering Prep-Time'?

MB switches schedules with DL.

MB: ...That one's mine.

Meatbag looks at his.His eyes widen.

Meatbag:Home Economics?HOME EC?!?!

DL: Haha...Sucks for you.

Meatbag: No!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!*runs away*

Everyone else bursts into laughter at Meatbag.Except Snipershot.He stands,oblvious to everything,as usual.

Snipershot: chiken doodlz!!!1

JLBats walks up,and punches Snipershot,knocking him out.

JLBats: You.Suck. :mad:

JLBats

12-06-2005, 06:06 PM

The "you suck" isn't particularly representative of my tendency to over verbalise. Perhaps add a few adjectives and a reference to Snipershot being my most loathed of enemies, as well as an objectifying and assanine human being.

JLBats

12-06-2005, 06:07 PM

I did like the hatred of Snipershot in general though.

Batman

12-06-2005, 06:14 PM

I did like the hatred of Snipershot in general though.

That was more or less of the idea.

Your character will be further developed as time goes on,don't worry.I just needed a way to end the chapter. :o

Holly Goodhead

12-06-2005, 06:17 PM

Whos Snipershot?

dpm07

12-06-2005, 06:32 PM

Whos Snipershot?

Snipershot:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/member.php?u=30029 (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/member.php?u=30029)

Swordmaster

12-06-2005, 07:21 PM

Bwahahaha

The Last Meatbag

12-06-2005, 08:03 PM

So Im the High School's toilet paper!?!?!

YOU'LL PAY!!!!!

YOU'LL ALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Batman

12-06-2005, 08:09 PM

I believe that would be Snipershot,actually.

Swordmaster

12-06-2005, 08:10 PM

So Im the High School's toilet paper!?!?!

YOU'LL PAY!!!!!

YOU'LL ALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was one time. Plus, you get a hot teacher that we don't

The Last Meatbag

12-06-2005, 08:16 PM

.......kay :)

bored

12-06-2005, 08:40 PM

how many schedules did i have to hide down there?

Batman

12-06-2005, 08:56 PM

....A whole school's worth.

bored

12-06-2005, 09:32 PM

yikes. them's some big pants!

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-06-2005, 09:34 PM

I liked it.:D

Abaddon

12-06-2005, 11:38 PM

Where's Abaddon?:confused:

Lord Valumart

12-07-2005, 01:43 PM

lol, i hit MB again:)

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-09-2005, 11:05 PM

When the hell is this story gonna continue? I'm waiting for my debut!:mad:

Batman

12-10-2005, 12:12 AM

Apparently,Dante is grounded.And he's the one who was supposed to write the next part,so...I don't really know the fate of Hype High. :confused:

BTW,Happy 17th,Sml. ;)

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 12:30 AM

i like Flamer more.

Batman

12-10-2005, 12:33 AM

Good for you.

I prefer hype-world,myself...

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 12:56 AM

Good for you.

I prefer hype-world,myself...

dont worry, i like you more than Abaddon.

bored

12-10-2005, 02:02 AM

i bet abaddon likes master bruce more than you:confused: .

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 02:36 PM

i lied, i like abaddon more but dont tell master bruce. thanks

bored

12-10-2005, 04:05 PM

your secret is safe with me:up: .

Batman

12-10-2005, 04:25 PM

Stop playing with my non-existant emotions.

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 04:54 PM

Stop playing with my non-existant testicles.

:confused::(:)

BEER

12-10-2005, 04:59 PM

:confused::(:)
Shut up and drink me.:up:

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 05:00 PM

i dont drink beer, i drink hard liquor.

BEER

12-10-2005, 05:01 PM

i dont drink beer, i drink hard liquor.
I'm hard.

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 05:04 PM

im a lesbian

BEER

12-10-2005, 05:05 PM

Me too.

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 05:09 PM

youre more of a Rosie O'Donnell lesbian, im more of a Portia de Rossi lesbian. we dont mix :(

BEER

12-10-2005, 05:11 PM

With the right amount of drugs, beer, and cookies, EVERYTHING mixes.

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 05:14 PM

sorry i have to wash my hair. all day, actually this whole week

BEER

12-10-2005, 05:15 PM

That's unbeweevable.

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 05:21 PM

are you swordmaster or zero

BEER

12-10-2005, 05:22 PM

Dog Lipseses.

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 05:40 PM

me and my friend were molested by a large doberman last night, it started humping us. :mad:

JLBats

12-10-2005, 06:29 PM

Dog Lipseses.

:eek:

BEER

12-10-2005, 06:52 PM

me and my friend were molested by a large doberman last night, it started humping us. :mad:

Sorry about that. :o

bored

12-10-2005, 09:51 PM

Dog Lipseses.

awwwhhhhaaaaa????!!!:eek:

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 10:01 PM

whos dog lips?

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-10-2005, 10:19 PM

Apparently,Dante is grounded.And he's the one who was supposed to write the next part,so...I don't really know the fate of Hype High. :confused:

BTW,Happy 17th,Sml. ;)
Thanks!:D
You should've came to my surprise party yesterday!:mad:

bored

12-10-2005, 10:39 PM

whos dog lips?

teh joking? i'm sure you've seen 'hype zombie apocalypse', or one those things he wrote. though i think you were still going by lucy diamond last he was here. i don't remember.

edit: *checks holly's 'member since'* have you really been going by that name since january?

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 10:46 PM

no ive had like 6 names merged into 1

Batman

12-10-2005, 10:48 PM

Thanks!:D
You should've came to my surprise party yesterday!:mad:

I meant to.I really did.But...there was an urgent matter I had to attend to...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Master_Bruce/Rachel/060_G.jpg

Hope my present arrived in the mail... ;)

Holly Goodhead

12-10-2005, 10:56 PM

katie holmes has herpes..:(

bored

12-11-2005, 02:02 AM

no, that's just tom cruise:( .

Abaddon

12-11-2005, 02:05 AM

you guys are making this thread creepy.:confused:

Holly Goodhead

12-11-2005, 02:15 AM

i wonder what Tom Cruise's genitals look like. probably a mixture between an octopus and pickle relish. im just assuming, what do you guys think about his genitals?

Abaddon

12-11-2005, 02:23 AM

I dont know.He's probably not well-hung,but he makes up for it in energy.:confused:

Holly Goodhead

12-11-2005, 02:28 AM

is he impotent? is that why he adopted little chinese babies..? little chinese babies are so in right now. or maybe it was Nicole Kidman. wait why do i care.

Abaddon

12-11-2005, 02:33 AM

He impregnated Katie,so it wasnt him.....

his kids arent asian.:confused:

Holly Goodhead

12-11-2005, 02:36 AM

lets be realistic, if i had a gun i would shoot her in the face and probably enjoy it immensely. so his dick does work..i guess i can sleep better tonight knowing that. but i just watched Bewitched and i hope Nicole Kidman doesnt have faulty ovaries cause i actually like her.

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-11-2005, 08:59 AM

I meant to.I really did.But...there was an urgent matter I had to attend to...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Master_Bruce/Rachel/060_G.jpg

Hope my present arrived in the mail... ;)
Yes,it was very sexy lingerie.:o:p :)

bored

12-12-2005, 01:28 AM

poor cillian murphy:( . katie made him wear a mask and have a guy pointing a gun at him in order to sleep with him.

Batman

12-12-2005, 02:15 PM

Yes,it was very sexy lingerie.:o:p :)

Only the finest for the birthday girl. ;)

poor cillian murphy:( . katie made him wear a mask and have a guy pointing a gun at him in order to sleep with him.

Hey,if it meant sleeping with Katie Holmes...I'd do it with no hesitation. :o

bored

12-12-2005, 03:49 PM

fair enough. so, two things.

1) is this ever gonna be updated?

2) is BEER really dog lips?

The Last Meatbag

12-12-2005, 04:33 PM

So ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whens the next one?

Batman

12-12-2005, 04:54 PM

fair enough. so, two things.

1) is this ever gonna be updated?

2) is BEER really dog lips?

1)Whenever Dante sneaks his grounded ass onto the internet. :o

2)I...don't know. :confused:

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-12-2005, 05:16 PM

Only the finest for the birthday girl. ;)

Lol.Thats hot. Are you gonna go to Bella's housewarming party? She invited me already! We gotta get the old gang back together!:)

Batman

12-12-2005, 05:20 PM

Lol.Thats hot. Are you gonna go to Bella's housewarming party? She invited me already! We gotta get the old gang back together!:)

Bella's having a housewarming party?!?!:eek:

Er...I mean...Yes,of course I'm going.If you and Bella are there,How could I say no? ;)

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-12-2005, 05:21 PM

Bella's having a housewarming party?!?!:eek:

Er...I mean...Yes,of course I'm going.If you and Bella are there,How could I say no? ;)
Lmao,yeah. At least thats what she told me. She got a townhouse & I was like, "You gotta invite me to the housewarming party!" & she was like "Of course.":o :D

Batman

12-12-2005, 05:24 PM

My invite should be arriving soon.

I hope,anyway. :confused::o:p

Nice avvy,btw.

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-12-2005, 05:27 PM

Thank you.
Same here. Well, I'll ttyl,gotta go.

bored

12-12-2005, 05:30 PM

you all actually know each other?

The Last Meatbag

12-12-2005, 06:13 PM

peeeeeeeeeek a boooooooooooooo

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-12-2005, 07:25 PM

you all actually know each other?
Yup.

Abaddon

12-12-2005, 11:35 PM

fair enough. so, two things.

1) is this ever gonna be updated?

2) is BEER really dog lips?

1) eventually
2) No.

Swordmaster

12-14-2005, 03:56 PM

...B**tches

Batman

12-14-2005, 04:00 PM

Demonic-Psychotic Bastard

Welcome back. :o

Swordmaster

12-14-2005, 04:01 PM

It's only for a bit

Batman

12-14-2005, 04:10 PM

Well,as long as your here,you might aswell tell us how long we're going to have to wait for the next part. :o

How long are you grounded,btw?

Swordmaster

12-14-2005, 04:14 PM

I have no idea, really.

Tell you what. I'll write it, and give it to Dark Phantom. He'll PM it to you, and you'll post it

Batman

12-14-2005, 04:22 PM

Fair enough,then.

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-14-2005, 05:38 PM

:o.

LarryLegend

12-14-2005, 09:58 PM

I'm not in it, so how good can this be? ;)

bored

12-14-2005, 10:40 PM

brilliant?

LarryLegend

12-14-2005, 10:42 PM

brilliant?

Dude, that hurts. You're just mad I didn't put you in Adventures At Comic-Con. ;)

DBella

12-14-2005, 11:46 PM

How come I wasn't informed about this fanfic? :(
I'm enjoying it so far and now I'm craving for more. When is the next chapter going to be up?

Btw, Batsy... the housewarming thing isn't until after the holidays and you can be SML's date. ;):D

bored

12-15-2005, 12:24 AM

Dude, that hurts. You're just mad I didn't put you in Adventures At Comic-Con. ;)

that's right. why didn't you? have i put you in hype-world, yet?

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-15-2005, 03:15 PM

Batman

12-15-2005, 03:34 PM

I'm not in it, so how good can this be? ;)

I was about to ask you the same question regarding Adventures At Comic-Con. :o

I'm sure we'll be able to fit you in,eventually.

Btw, Batsy... the housewarming thing isn't until after the holidays and you can be SML's date. ;):D

Kickass. :up:

Yay!! MB's gonna be my date,thats hot. We'll be the sexiest date there lol. ;)

Hot is an understatement,my dear. ;)

Spider-Man Luvr28

12-15-2005, 04:44 PM

I was about to ask you the same question regarding Adventures At Comic-Con. :o

I'm sure we'll be able to fit you in,eventually.

Kickass. :up:

Hot is an understatement,my dear. ;)Lol.:up:

Swordmaster

02-15-2006, 04:53 PM

yeesh. This place

bored

02-15-2006, 05:36 PM

This one that died because of you?! Yeah, that's right, I said it!

*runs off and cries*

Spider-Man Luvr28

02-15-2006, 05:40 PM

Wow, all the suff that me & MB talked about is still there at the top.:o

Batman

02-15-2006, 05:45 PM

This one that died because of you?! Yeah, that's right, I said it!

*runs off and cries*

See what you've done, Dante? You've made the poor girl cry! Are you happy, you bastard? :mad:

DOG LIPS

02-15-2006, 06:23 PM

See what you've done, Dante? You've made the poor girl cry! Are you happy, you bastard? :mad:
That sack of crap. Take that light out of your butt and go sit in the corner! :mad:

*Holds the girl* :mad:

bored

02-15-2006, 06:34 PM

No one must know the truth.

SapphirePrima

02-15-2006, 07:21 PM

and here I thought we were getting a new chapter :(

Batman

02-15-2006, 07:22 PM

Blame Dante. :(

DBella

02-16-2006, 10:59 AM

Dante is finally out of hiding!! :D
Welcome back! :)
Now get to work! :mad: :p

The Demon's Head

02-18-2006, 03:54 PM

*Waits paitently for his apperance*

Swordmaster

02-22-2006, 12:21 PM

I..can't...:(

Writers Block

bored

02-22-2006, 05:51 PM

Believe in yourself, dammit!:mad:

Swordmaster

02-22-2006, 05:57 PM

I'm working on other things

DOG LIPS

02-22-2006, 06:28 PM

I'm working on other things
Yourself I bet. :mad:

Swordmaster

02-22-2006, 06:40 PM

*I'M the plastic surgeon. Not him*

Swordmaster

02-24-2006, 06:34 PM

Chapter 7: Homeroom

Dante, MB, Flexo, Meatbag, DL, and Snipershot all walk to homeroom. Snipershot sports a new black eye, courtesy of JLBats.

Snipershot: Ouchies.

Rest:...

MB: What're the odds that we all have homeroom together.

Dante: Pretty good, considering that I paid the guy at the head of the Schueduling Office five bucks to get us all in the same room.

MB:...That was a chick.

Dante: Ah.

The six walked into a room. Big surprise there.

MB: Please don't let her be here...please don't let her be here...please don't...

Voice: OH MB!

MB: S**T!

MB turned to Dante, pissed off. He looks like a baboon.

MB: You paid the chick five bucks to get us all together, yet you forget to pay him to make sure she wasn't with us?!

Dante shrugged.

Dante: I only had five bucks.

MB raised a fist.

Dante: Bella.

MB:http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/32.gif

Suddenly, a girl walks up to Dante and MB. She's wearing gray and black and has huge ass glasses. Phantasm.

Phantasm: MB! I missed you all summer! You never returned my calls. Or e-mails. Or IM's. Or texts...

DL: Okay. We get it. He ignored you. With good reason.

Phantasm: What was that?

DL: Nothing.

Phantasm: *smile* *pats silly dog head*

DL: Ruff! Ruff ruff! Ruff!

DL ran away, drooling, to go hump the leg of Meatbag.

Meatbag: WTF? Get off!

Too late. Snipershot, grinning like a madman, starts humping DL.

Dante: Jesus...

Flexo: Arrrgh...this be f**ked up, yar?

MB: Yar.

Phantasm pats MB's head. He twitches the whole time.

Phantasm: Oh MB, where is your cowl with the pointy ears?! I loved patting it so...

MB: I haven't worn that since I was five.

Dante: And six. And seven. And eight. And nine. And ten. And eleven. And twelve. And thirteen. And last week...

MB: We get it.

Dante: And last night...

Suddenly, Alexia walked past.

Dante: http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/32.gif

MB: Good timing.

Phantasm smiled and walked away as a man walked in. He had blue eyes. long blonde hair, and an earring.

Man: Alright everyone settle down. I am Mr. Drakon, but you can call me Drak.

MB smiled. He didn't hear anything that Drakon said. He was thinking of ways to mutilate Phantasm. Dante was till drooling, DL was still humping, Meatbag was screaming, and Snipershot was still...being...Snipershot. Yeah...

Drakon: I'm just gonna take attendance. Okay. Dante?

Dante: Huh wha-? Oh yeah, here.

Drakon: Master Bruce?

MB: Die Phantasm die!

Drakon: I'll take that as a 'here'. Dog Lips?

DL: Ruff!

Drakon: The Last Meatbag?

Meatbag: Get him off! Get him OFF!

Drakon: Ooookay...Flexo?

Flexo: Yar.

Drakon: Snipershot?

Snipershot: Goatse!

Drakon:...Yeah...Bueller?

No answer.

Drakon: Bueller...Bueller...Bueller? No? Fine. CConn?

Drakon breezed through the rest of the attendance. The first bell rang. It sounded like an ass was rubbing against it.

Dante: Yeesh...

MB: Oh boy, I gotta go to History. With Phantasm. Again.

Dante: I've got Bio with Mr. GammaMike.

Flexo: He be crazy, argh.

MB: You two will go perfect together!

Dante kicked MB in the balls and walked out. Meatbag was still screaming.

Meatbag: WILL SOMEONE GET THEM OFF!?

JLBats ran in and kicked Snipershot out the window.

JLBats: :mad:

Snipershot: Boobies...

Batman

02-24-2006, 06:39 PM

Holy crap... You... you actually posted something. :eek:

...

*in utter disbelief*

Swordmaster

02-24-2006, 06:42 PM

Yeah...

DOG LIPS

02-24-2006, 06:43 PM

You sack of basteed. :mad:

How do you know me so well? :(

Swordmaster

02-24-2006, 06:44 PM

You sack of basteed. :mad:

How do you know me so well? :(
I'm psychic

Batman

02-24-2006, 06:45 PM

Yeah...

Guess I should write the next part, then, huh? :o

Batman

02-24-2006, 06:45 PM

I'm psychic

Your mom is psychic.

Swordmaster

02-24-2006, 06:46 PM

Guess I should write the next part, then, huh? :o
Yep.

Swordmaster

02-24-2006, 06:46 PM

In b4 close.

Bella.

Batman

02-24-2006, 06:47 PM

Bella.

DAMN Y-

http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/32.gif

Swordmaster

02-24-2006, 06:47 PM

*smirk*

The Last Meatbag

02-24-2006, 08:59 PM

hawt :o

bored

02-24-2006, 09:58 PM

Back, and with a vengeance!

MaskedManJRK

02-24-2006, 11:11 PM

Good s**t, dudes. The scary thing is, that damn near fits my high school perfectly. :o

Anyway, I want my sweet as in, please. :) :batman:

StorminNorman

02-24-2006, 11:34 PM

Finally an update, keep up the good work - I really enjoy the story.

SapphirePrima

02-24-2006, 11:49 PM

Finally! I enjoyed it!

Swordmaster

02-25-2006, 06:38 PM

Mb!

Batman

02-25-2006, 06:59 PM

What?

I have a life, you know.

*snickers*

MaskedManJRK

02-26-2006, 12:36 AM

What?

I have a life, you know.

*snickers*

Hey, can I have a spot in this too? :)

Batman

02-26-2006, 12:38 AM

Hey, can I have a spot in this too? :)

Of course. You'll have a spot in one of the upcoming chapters for sure. :up:

StorminNorman

02-26-2006, 12:41 AM

Can I be an unimportant extra? I feel thats my lifes calling.

Batman

02-26-2006, 12:43 AM

Very well. You shall also be added. I'll make a point to make your role have little to no importance for ya.

MaskedManJRK

02-26-2006, 12:44 AM

Of course. You'll have a spot in one of the upcoming chapters for sure. :up:

Sweet. :D

StorminNorman

02-26-2006, 12:44 AM

Very well. You shall also be added. I'll make a point to make your role have little to no importance for ya.

I shall bow down and kiss your feet.

Batman

02-26-2006, 08:33 PM

Chapter 8: First Period

History Class. Just the sound of it made many people wet their pants, scream, and... occasionally giggle like schoolgirls. Why?

Sava: SAVA WANT CLASS TO CALM DOWN, OR SAVA SMASH!!!

...No explanation needed.

MB sat in the front row, sliding his pencil across his desk. Many thought it was simply due to his insanity. It was, actually. But more importantly, it was due to the fact that MB was thinking up a strategy of how to steal Katie Holmes from Tom Cruise's clutches. Suddenly, something slammed onto his head, breaking his train of thought. He turned, with an annoyed look, to Phantasm, who sat behind him, patting his head.

MB: ...

MB: Really, do you have to do that?

Phantasm: ...No. But I want to!

MB: Well don't. It's annoying. Even moreso than when Warner Bros considered hiring Joel Shumacher to do the Batman restart.

Phantasm: ...

Phantasm: *pats MB's clearly dellusional head!*

MB: *in between the pats* ...God...damn...it...

Infront of them stood a tall, musclebound man in a purple suit and green shirt. He wore an earring on both ears, and sported a hideous grin. This was, of course, Mr. Sava. Though many people mistook him for 'Mrs.' Sava.

Sava: Sava is glad class could make it. Sava want you to open page 16 of your textbooks. Or Sava break you, and crush you, and fill you with Stove-Top stuffing.

Everyone: ...

Sava: ... Sava like Stove-Top.

As everyone complied, the person sitting next to MB started to giggle. MB looked over at him, curiously, before looking back at his own book. The person giggled yet again. MB looked over, to notice that the student sported green hair, and lipstick, for some reason. Before MB could speak, the person began laughing maniacally, and stood up, laughing infront of the class. Then, the person jumped out of the nearest window, still laughing before a loud *SQUISH* noise could be heard.

Sava: ...

Sava: Sava not paying for that window.

MB: I hate this class...

Phantasm: *pats MB's batmanesque head!*

MB: :mad:

Meanwhile, In Bio Chemistry...

Dante found himself unfocused on the lesson. Instead, He was simply admiring Alexia, from afar. Unoticed to all, the green haired lipstick wearing kick was sticking his face against the window outside. The teacher, Doctor GammaMike, turned around, after writing the word 'SEMEN' on the chalkboard. Infact, it was written several times.

Dr. GammaMike: Now see, class? That's how you spell today's lesson.

Flexo: Yar. Maybe I be mistakin', but this ain't bein English class. Arrgh.

Dr. GammaMike: Shut it, before I commence Ass Rapery on your postier! :doom:

Flexo: ...

Flexo: ...Say WHAT? Yar. :eek:

Meanwhile, Dante...

Dante: http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/32.gif

...Well, okay, you pretty much get the idea. Back at the front of the class...

Dr. GammaMike: Give me your test, B****!

DOG LIPS: Ruff! Ruff!

Dr. GammaMike: Don't make me dig through your Ace hole to find it!!! :doom:

DOG LIPS: ...

DL makes whimpering noises, handing GM the test. GM takes it, and inspects it. He looks at DL.

Dr. GammaMike: Good work, DL! You shall be spared a fate worse than death! What about you, StorminNorman?

StorminNorman: Piss off.

Dr. GammaMike: Your hole needs cleansing!

StorminNorman looked at GM, eyes widened, before handing him the test. GM took it, and inspected it. Why he was inspecting everyone's test one by one was anyone's guess.

Dr. GammaMike: So far so good, StorminNorman. MaskedManJRK, do you have yours ready?

MaskedManJRK: I'm Batman.

Dante looked over at MaskedManJRK, with an eyebrow raised. JRK was a transfer student from New Jersey, and was almost the mirror of MB, only instead of all black, He wore a gray shirt over his black duds. And he wasn't quite as ugly as sin.

Dante: ...MB is going to kick your ass.

MaskedManJRK: I'd like to see the motherf***er try.

Dante: ...He can't. But he'll definatley try.

MaskedManJRK: Good. I need someone to kick the crap out of during Study Hall.

JRK noticed the clown in the window. For a few seconds, JRK did noting. Then he finally snapped when the clown stuck his tongue out at him.

MaskedManJRK: YOU BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

The clown watched in horror as JRK lunged through the window, tackling the clown as he landed. Several punching and bone cracking noises could be heard. Everyone stared in somewhat disbelief. But, of course, they were used to this ****.

Phantasm: *pats Dante's ginger head!*

Dante: ...The... f**k? You aren't even in this class!

Phantasm: *continues patting Dante's misinformed ginger head!*

Suddenly, MB walked into the room.

MB: Pleasenopleasenopleasenopleaseno... Has anyone seen Phantasm anywhere? She escaped from class, and Sava sent me down to get her. The Bastard.

Phantasm: MB!

MB: ... S***.

Phantasm ran over and began patting his head. MB looked at Dante in disgust.

MB: You know how many laws against strangling someone I want to break right now?

Dante: Then do it.

MB: ...I can't. Katie wouldn't think much of a criminal.

Dante: ...

Dante: Bella.

MB: http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/32.gif

Dr. GammaMike: Alexia Dark, do you have your paper ready?

Dante: http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/32.gif

Flexo: Yar. They be idiots, Yar.

DOG LIPS: Ruff!

Flexo: ...

DOG LIPS: That means yes.

The bell rings. Dante and MB snap out of their trance.

Dr. GammaMike: Alright, all of your tests have been approved. You can now proceed to second period. But before you do, I expect you all to turn in your semen samples by the end of the week, or there will be a mass rapery, B****!

Alexia Dark: ... Even the girls?

Dr. GammaMike: ESPECIALLY the girls!

Everyone: ......................

Dr. GammaMike: ...Oh, and Meatbag failed. He'll be staying after class.

Meatbag: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!