The Marvel Riddle thread

[spartin2008]

a Fireman/Police Man???

[Zoken]

YES! he's a Fireman... now give me his "codename".... please...

[spartin2008]

Chuck Norris

[Zoken]

**Slams head into wall repeatedly and doesn't even both answer**

[spartin2008]

is it the Human Tourch???

[Zoken]

No... not the human torch.... DEEMAR! WHERE ARE YOU! ANUBIS, CORP, ELIJYA! ANYONE!!

[spartin2008]

give me one more hint and i will have it, for sure!!!

[blah]

They left you with us, said to give you a reeeeeeeeeeeeal good time.

[Zoken]

I can't give you more hints!

[spartin2008]

I dont know im going to cry!!!! i hate this, i cant find it anywhere on the interenet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!

[Zoken]

**Resumes banging head on wall**

[blah]

Careful there, Zoken. 2 to 3 head bangs on the wall is doctor recommended, but you might hurt yerself and some real estate.

[Zoken]

Some one answer so you can experience this HELL!

[blah]

The HeartBreak Kid?

[Zoken]

no, but at least you are in the right issue.

[blah]

Mastermind Excello?
Positron?
Monstro?

[Zoken]

Monstro. It's Monstro. Christ on Cracker with Anchovies... was it REALLY that hard?

[spartin2008]

I HATE YOU BLAH, I TRIED TO GET THAT FOR 3 HOURS!!!

I dont hate you blah but get one up so i can figure it out!!:D

[blah]

Sorry Zoken, we're three certified crackheads right here.

All right, let me experience Hell.

I'm a ferocious product
not off the shelves
but through generations
upon Generations
of Interbreedin'
My honour is above your Laws
But I'll still go by it
I got a six-figure income
but it ain't enough
to satisfy my uncah
to kill that parkah
and stop the beyondah

good luck, suckers!!!

[spartin2008]

Multipul Man!!!

[blah]

I HATE YOU BLAH, I TRIED TO GET THAT FOR 3 HOURS!!!

I dont hate you blah but get one up so i can figure it out!!:D
what do you mean you don't hate me? Then what's that written in your sig?

[blah]

no It's not multiple man.
I think I kinda gave it away in the last three sentences...

[spartin2008]

Chuck Norris told me to put that so i did, i dont hate you, Chuck Might though, i will try to talk to him for you just cause your cool!!!:D

[spartin2008]

is it Chuck Norris

[blah]

NO!!!:mad:

[spartin2008]

did you read my signature

[blah]

yay!!
Tell Chuck Norris that when I said " @#$@/ you, Chuck Norris!!!", I meant it in the best way possible.
:)

[Zoken]

Kraven the Hunter.

[spartin2008]

yay!!
Tell Chuck Norris that when I said " @#$@/ you, Chuck Norris!!!", I meant it in the best way possible.
:)

He said, that he said he said that to your mom last night:D j/k, he said he said he understands:) :up:

[Vanguard07]

Sorry Zoken, we're three certified crackheads right here.

All right, let me experience Hell.

I'm a ferocious product
not off the shelves
but through generations
upon Generations
of Interbreedin'
My honour is above your Laws
But I'll still go by it
I got a six-figure income
but it ain't enough
to satisfy my uncah
to kill that parkah
and stop the beyondah

good luck, suckers!!!

Puma

[blah]

DING DING DING!!
Vanguard07 got it!!!

[spartin2008]

c'mon Vangaurd, post a riddle.

[blah]

He better not ditch us

[spartin2008]

He better not ditch us

foo show!!! thats it im going to get Chuck Norris go take him out!!!:D

[blah]

Man, I just can't hate you!

[spartin2008]

I know you can, after all im the real Chuck Norris!!!:D

[Vanguard07]

Sorry guys I dont think i'm any good at making riddles. Solving em is more my thing... i can give it a shot though if you like.

I am faceless but my face is easily recognised
My enemy is a legend among his people.
I was little more than a servant among mine.
I lost but I'll make it as if i won anyway.
I've been at this for a lifetime.

[Darkdd]

My students are dead
I live in a shadow
I did some bad things
I have NO idea what i'll do after Labour Day

Who am I?

[Zoken]

Darkdd, you have to answer the last riddle before putting up one of your own. and the answer is Emma Frost right?

[Anubis]

Sorry guys I dont think i'm any good at making riddles. Solving em is more my thing... i can give it a shot though if you like.

I am faceless but my face is easily recognised
My enemy is a legend among his people.
I was little more than a servant among mine.
I lost but I'll make it as if i won anyway.
I've been at this for a lifetime.

The Red Skull

[Vanguard07]

correct

[Anubis]

Boredom is my Origin

I couldn't stand the complacency of my life

I am an adventurer, a warrior, a leader.

I chose to find my destiny, thanks to an ancestor.

I've had quite a life. I've been a king, a hero, a conqueror,

I've even defeated my greatest enemies. I have no aires,

There was one.....he was the best of them....but he wasn't worthy.

But there will be another. Time is on my side.

[Vanguard07]

Kang

[Anubis]

Yep,

[deemar325]

bump

[gliderpilotgirl]

Sub-Mariner?

[spartin2008]

Sub-Mariner?

was that just random, or what???

[deemar325]

^ Yep.

[deemar325]

I'm just waiting for Anubis to do his riddle.

[spartin2008]

I'm just waiting for Anubis to do his riddle.

Wouldent it be Vanguard???

[deemar325]

Sorry your right.

[deemar325]

You want to just continue with out them?

[spartin2008]

You want to just continue with out them?

Kind of, and dont worry about appoligizing, its no prob.

[Anubis]

well somebody else go then.

[gliderpilotgirl]

was that just random, or what???
semi random..I wasn't paying attention to the post ahead and I had no idea, when in doubt guess random names..it worked before.

[spartin2008]

this will be easy but:

I like to where a type of armor
its oly 2 different colors
i shoot beams from my hands
and im rich with lots of dollers!:D

[blah]

That's so easy, I'm not even gonna try to answer it!

[deemar325]

Ironman "yeah me!"

[spartin2008]

Ironman "yeah me!"

yeah, good job, i couldent think of anything:D

[deemar325]

I'm the man who keeps my employer abreast of what's going on.
He is a man of dark influence and crime, yet I am no better than he.
For I am a organizer of people and resources.
My boss is usually caught-up in some game of wits with a Fearless enemy.
While I make sure his empire runs smoothly, and still I know I'm disposible to him. In my employer's absence I made a deal with a man of Flora and pricklyness. I made enemies of ravenous hounds and punishing men.
My employer was not pleased. He ended our working relationship permanetly.
My job was to bring people and resources together, and now my family must arrange my funeral.

[Anubis]

Damn, I cant ' remember his name for the life of me.

[deemar325]

^ It's in the riddle.

[Anubis]

um Mr. Big?

[Zoken]

The Fixer?

The Arranger?

The Organizer?

[Anubis]

Couldn't be the Rose...

[BAMFaly]

Daredevil? Foggy?

[deemar325]

The Fixer?

The Arranger?

The Organizer?


Yep! the Arranger!:up:

[Unleashed]

Now what?

[deemar325]

Well you can make a riddle since Z is not here.

[Unleashed]

Uh...

My name starts with an A
I'm the first mutant
My name ends with Pocalypse.

[deemar325]

*sigh* lol!

[Sparta*]

APOCALYPSE?? yay me :)

[Unleashed]

yep, now u make one

[deemar325]

bump! my humps!

[Anubis]

I'm gonna go ahead and take this one.


Don't get it twisted, I aint a man to be messed with.

I'll come down on you like a stone slab! You can't hurt me,

I'm too bad@$$. I should be a boss, an effin kingpin. I've been

called second rate, but never to my face. Well, except maybe by that

spider-jerk. But he's just a nother deadman standing in my way.

When he's in the ground, I'm gonna be the one standing over him.

[Zoken]

Tombstone!

[Anubis]

Damn! What gave it away?

[Zoken]

are you serious?



The buck stops here?
Thats not all that stops here
There is nothing I consider not beneath me
Hell, my very name says that.

[WildCard]

idk sentry?

[Anubis]

Not really.

[Zoken]

not Sentry

[deemar325]

Gotta go fellas!

[fifthfiend]

are you serious?



The buck stops here?
Thats not all that stops here
There is nothing I consider not beneath me
Hell, my very name says that.


Arishem the Celestial?

Either that or the Beyonder.

Are we allowed to make two guesses?

[Zoken]

you're allowed to guess as many times as you want. and those guesses are both wrong.

[Anubis]

Mole Man

[Zoken]

nope, Anubis you should know that Fiend was in the right level of marvel's heiarchy.

[deemar325]

The underminder?

[deemar325]

Moleman?

[Zoken]

you misread. there is nothing he considers not beneath him.

[deemar325]

The Master?

[deemar325]

Doom?

[Zoken]

no and no. remember Fifth Fiend was in the right level of Marvel Heiarchy.

[deemar325]

Mesphisto?

[Zoken]

nope, he considers doesn't consider anything not below him. (Fix the double negative and then think about it)

[deemar325]

Z your killing me.

[Zoken]

think about it, I'll give you a huge hint: he's a cosmic level character. thats what I was talking about when I said Fifth fiend was in the right level of the marvel heiarchy.

[Unleashed]

dont know

[Unleashed]

Watcher

[Zoken]

higher up the chain, and on a personal not I hate your signature.

[deemar325]

The celestial guy, the Dreamer?

[Zoken]

not a celestial at all.

[spartin2008]

higher up the chain, and on a personal not I hate your signature.

ditto

[Unleashed]

higher up the chain, and on a personal not I hate your signature.
Why thank you.

[Zoken]

just a personal thing man, one of the reasons I have such a negative knee-jerk reaction toward you. but Like I said, guess higher up the chain.

[Unleashed]

Why, cause you believe in a fairy tale?

[Zoken]

because I have faith that life isn't one grand accident. besides you insult most of the rest of the world with that kind of Siggy.

[Unleashed]

Sorry but most of the world doesnt believe in what you do.

[deemar325]

Why, cause you believe in a fairy tale?

Here we go.

[Zoken]

HOWEVER they believe in some form of religion. 95% of the world believes in some sort of higher being(s)

[Unleashed]

Here we go.
What do you mean?

[deemar325]

um..Death?

Zarathous?

Dorramu?

[deemar325]

What do you mean?

You guys are about to get off track, and ruin the game.

[Unleashed]

Hey, Zoken started it

[spartin2008]

Hey, Zoken started it

I agree with Zoken, but atleast be the better man and finish

[deemar325]

Well let's roll on.

[Zoken]

um..Death?

Zarathous?

Dorramu?

no, no, and no. all the beings you named are below this entity

[Unleashed]

I agree with Zoken, but atleast be the better man and finish
STFU newbie

[Unleashed]

no, no, and no. all the beings you named are below this entity
Jack Kirby

[deemar325]

STFU newbie

heh,

[deemar325]

no, no, and no. all the beings you named are below this entity

Wow! I'm stumped Z.:(

[Zoken]

All I did was state that I hated the siggy and mention that it was probably what spurs my negative reactions to him. HOWEVER, he then decided to do something I had to respond to, by calling religion a fairytale... and by the way, Unleashed, do you even know what faith I am?

[Zoken]

c'mon, that isn't funny. He shouldn't be treated like that just because he's a newb.

[Unleashed]

... and by the way, Unleashed, do you even know what faith I am?

Um no, nor do I care.

[deemar325]

All I did was state that I hated the siggy and mention that it was probably what spurs my negative reactions to him. HOWEVER, he then decided to do something I had to respond to, by calling religion a fairytale... and by the way, Unleashed, do you even know what faith I am?

Z it's ok to get mad, hell I recently got put on probation cause some retards insulted my beliefs.

Just don't go my route.:up:

[Zoken]

Oh, sorry, I missed it. Not Jack Kirby

fear not, I won't be cursing at him. But I don't feel the need to drop it to be the "Better man". I would still like him to show some respect to, as I repeat, a view that most of the world holds (that there is a higher being, a creator).

[deemar325]

Um no, nor do I care.

Man your ******* level just went to 11.:down

[Unleashed]

Man your ******* level just went to 11.:down
I'm on par with Spinal Tap :up:

[deemar325]

Hey! Infinity?

[Unleashed]

Oh, sorry, I missed it. Not Jack Kirby.
Well it can't be god cause.....well you know

[Zoken]

she's ont he same level with death, so she's still not high enough.

The christian God (That I assume you mean) isn't high enough in the marvel universe.

[deemar325]

I'm on par with Spinal Tap :up:

lol! Well just cool it with Z, we got a riddle to figure out.:up:

[deemar325]

she's ont he same level with death, so she's still not high enough.

It's a female?

[Zoken]

no, no. Infinity is a She. I was saying that Infinity is on the same level as Death, so Infinity isn't high enough level

[blah]

Living Tribunal?
Eternity?

[Zoken]

Higher and higher!

[spartin2008]

wow, um... i cant think of anyone that high..., no clue, im just waiting till the next one.

[spartin2008]

Apocolypse??

[deemar325]

Z your killing me another hint homey.

[Vanguard07]

my first guess is the in-betweener. After that: Chaos, Order, lol Champion? Roma? Saturnyne? Merlin? i'll stop now.

[Zoken]

Look up cosmic beings. by the way, this next hin should just palin give it away. Look for ones who are above it all.

[rigel7soldiers]

the One Above All? the guy the Living Tribunal answers to, right? Nebver seen, overtly mentioned?

Or, the One Above All, leader of the Celestials?

[Anubis]

Death

[Zoken]

Rigel got it with his first guess. may I didn't think anyone would get it.

[Anubis]

I knew who it was, but I couldn't think of the name for the life of me.

[deemar325]

Man!!! I was racking my brain over that!

[blah]

Your double negatives confused me :mad:

[deemar325]

Who next? get it popin'!

[Vanguard07]

Tricky! using a character that has never actually been in any comics. Thats even better than using a super obscure character.

[deemar325]

^ He pulled a good one.

[Vanguard07]

Indeed he did. who's putting the next one up?

[deemar325]

I kill only because these so-called heroes won't finish the job.
Who is going to make the flith pay? Not Spider-man.
The underworld fears me, I am a desease to them.
They can run, but I smell their stink.
They can pretend to be heroes yet I know their true colors.
I am justice, I am vengeance.
I am the man in white.
Even if I die my legacy lives on and on and on....

[Vanguard07]

Moon Knight

[blah]

Sigh
You shouldn't have put the "I am the man in white", Deemar.

[Vanguard07]

yeah that completely gave it away. Somebody else post a riddle. I'm no good at em

[Anubis]

Theres something, inside me

Something beastial. Something...not human.

Try as i might to supress it, it always comes back.

But the thing is.....I kinda like it....

[WildCard]

hulk

man-wolf

Mr. hyde

[Anubis]

Nope nope annnnndd nope.

[Zoken]

The Lizard?

Venom?

[ookami]

Wolverine?

[Anubis]

Zoken got it. Lizard

[Zoken]

according to legend I've fathered many children
According to legend, I've mothered a child
According to Marvel, I inspired a legendary bond
According to Question, I've got a daughter in New York.

[Anubis]

Loki

[Zoken]

which line gave it away?

[Anubis]

The Daughter in new york and the Legendary Bond bit.

[Zoken]

I figured the daughter in new york bit would be obvious enough to anyone who reads the "How would you do it" thread. and by the way, i don't think I got you to weigh in on my tales of Spider-Girl... ((Puppy dog eyes))

I figured I was obscure enough with the legendary bond bit... but the two things about legends are true. Loki had several childrend (According to Norse mythology) and he was even the mother of one (A many legged horse that Odin took as his own)

[Anubis]

I'm a superhero. I protect the people that

nobody gives a damn about. I try to live up

to my inspirations, like Cap, and especially Daredevil.

But I'm on secret mission, a mission that only I and the

Cosmic Gamemaster knows about. But shhh, I can't

say anymore. Dardevil wouldn't blab about his secret mission.

So I wont either.

[Zoken]

D-man!!!!!

[Anubis]

I figured the daughter in new york bit would be obvious enough to anyone who reads the "How would you do it" thread. and by the way, i don't think I got you to weigh in on my tales of Spider-Girl... ((Puppy dog eyes))

To tell you the truth, I haven't been in there too often. I'm still working on some stuff of my own. Between you and Question the threads gained about ten extra pages. You guys are spittin out ideas like nobodies business And I got alot to read.

Oh and I knew about the daughter because she was in a storyarc in Amazing Spider-Man. It was a good arc.

I figured I was obscure enough with the legendary bond bit... but the two things about legends are true. Loki had several childrend (According to Norse mythology) and he was even the mother of one (A many legged horse that Odin took as his own)

We gods are freaky people. I'm a hermaphodite for christs sake.

[Anubis]

D-man!!!!!

Damn, you read Pulse too.

[Zoken]

Just the last few issues, It looked okay. Too bad its done now.

There's a lot I can't do.
I can't get the girl of my dreams to date me
I can't afford to replace my suit
I can't stay alive (As far as some are concerned)
I can't clap... not well anyway.

[spartin2008]

daredevil????

[Zoken]

no...

[Vanguard07]

I'm gonna say speedball or gravity.

[Zoken]

no, and no.

[ookami]

I know I sound repetitive, but Wolverine (AoA)

[Zoken]

No, not wolverine at all. interpret all four hints everyone.

He's rejected by the girl of his dreams
He can't replace his suit
Most consider him dead (I REFUSE TO!)
And he wouldn't be able to clap very well.

[fifthfiend]

the One Above All? the guy the Living Tribunal answers to, right? Nebver seen, overtly mentioned?

Or, the One Above All, leader of the Celestials?

Just had to chime in and say that one was ****ing brilliant.

No, not wolverine at all. interpret all four hints everyone.

He's rejected by the girl of his dreams
He can't replace his suit
Most consider him dead (I REFUSE TO!)
And he wouldn't be able to clap very well.

Venom?

[Anubis]

Carnage?

[spartin2008]

Morbious???

[comicbookmaster]

Dr.doom???

[Zoken]

no, no, no, and no. c'mon folks.

[Brian Braddock]

No, not wolverine at all. interpret all four hints everyone.

He's rejected by the girl of his dreams
He can't replace his suit
Most consider him dead (I REFUSE TO!)
And he wouldn't be able to clap very well.

Klaw?
Curt Connors?

[Zoken]

no, and no.

good thinking, but here's a hint: his hand/arm isn't missing, but it doesn't work very well. okay, the posters who know me should now be able to guess this.

[Vanguard07]

Hornet? the dude from slingers that died in Wolverine issues a while back?

[Zoken]

HE AIN'T DEAD!


































































I mean, yes good job Vanguard.

[Vanguard07]

lol okay thanks. I'll try and come up with something later for now though I gotta go to work.

[Captain_America]

This time for sure I'll get the next one, I've yet to guess right...

[deemar325]

Sigh
You shouldn't have put the "I am the man in white", Deemar.

It wasn't Moonknight it was Scourge. *sigh*

[Vanguard07]

Okay.
I'm out to make a buck.
I'll teach you how.
I'm great with a Yo Yo.
I'm great with a lot of other stuff too.
I'm a real quick learner. Quicker than you.

[deathshead2]

quicksliver?

[Vanguard07]

nope

[Brian Braddock]

Taskmaster?

[Zoken]

Superben has got to be right on this one. Tasky.

[The Punisher]

*Ponders*

[Brian Braddock]

Superben has got to be right on this one. Tasky.

Superben?! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Zoken]

how would you like me to abbreviate your name?

[Brian Braddock]

Is 'Supes' a bit too much?

[Vanguard07]

Taskmaster is correct. good job

[Brian Braddock]

:D

At last......I guessed one right!

[deemar325]

Your go Supes.

[Brian Braddock]

Oh crap. Didnt realise the winner has to then make one up. Erm.... here goes?

I was full of hot air
I liked to kidnap staff of the Daily Bugle
I'm No longer a scourge on society
As I am most definately, well, dead.

[spartin2008]

Hobgoblin???

Green Goblin???

a blimp:D

I was full of hot air

[Anubis]

Ned Leeds?

[Vanguard07]

My only guess is Venom. but i dont think it's right.

[deemar325]

Venom?

[Anubis]

Jack Monroe

[deemar325]

^ Heh.

[Brian Braddock]

Ok - let me just change something:-

Instead of 'I was full of hot air' - how about ' I could accelarate volumes of air to great velocity within a radius of about 100 feet.' ?

[Brian Braddock]

'I'm No longer a scourge on society
As I am most definately, well, dead.'

Nobody got this hint?

[deemar325]

Shocker

[deemar325]

Cardiac?

[spartin2008]

Shocker

Thats what i just was thinking:D

[Brian Braddock]

Uh oh, Sorry guys. I'm gonna have to go. Keep guessing and I'll be back in the morning to see if we have a winnah!

The Jack Monroe suggestion was quite kinda close tho (in a weird kinda way)

Peace

[deemar325]

Later.

[gliderpilotgirl]

hmm..cyclone?

[deemar325]

He's gone. let's move on.

[spartin2008]

you do a riddle your better at them than me.

[deemar325]

I got many surnames but my first stays the same.
My ass was handed to me by that square a$$! Avenger.
I got a new job and well it's not working out.
Freaking bosses are crooked.
My co-workers are a bit weird.
Especailly the tinman.
Ah..capes? naw no more I wear casual clothes.
Sorry gotta go and blow stuff up.

[The Punisher]

Electro

[deemar325]

Nope.

[spartin2008]

i got no clue on this one, hint???

[deemar325]

He's all about blowing stuff up and one of his 'co-workers' is a real uptight Beootch!

[The Punisher]

Purple Man

[deemar325]

Nope.

Hint: Big telephone! Goldfish in blender!

[Vanguard07]

I'm gonna guess Nitro.

[Brian Braddock]

hmm..cyclone?

Congratulations - It was cyclone. :up:

[gliderpilotgirl]

bahaha! Those old essentials rock! wait, do I still get to make a riddle?

[Vanguard07]

yeah go ahead

[spartin2008]

ok no body is doing this???

[gliderpilotgirl]

was I actually supposed to make one? ok I will:

[gliderpilotgirl]

I am a crook who's a pain,
though I am not insane
I built myself a suit, to go steal some loot,
but I can't seem to avoid the truth,
I will always be beat by heroes even when I am in a team!
Quilt-Man, Mr Triple-Ply, have I been called. But rest assured, I wil always be
a thorn in a certain spider's side.

[Silver Sable]

Iron Man?

[Warhammer]

Um......Is it Beetle?

:cool:

[gliderpilotgirl]

nope, keep tryin'

[Warhammer]

Oh wow, I think it's Shocker.

[gliderpilotgirl]

yup, good job :)

[Warhammer]

Cool, cool.
Could someone else come up with the riddle?
I'm a solver, not a question maker.

[spartin2008]

i dont make um up either...i just guess but im bad at that too:D

[Unleashed]

me too

[Vanguard07]

My career started with a bang.
Since then I've walked flown and rolled alongside more heroes then i could count.
I've reached my ultimate potential. Then lost it.
I've started teams and ended wars.
Can you keep up with me?

(sorry if it wasnt my turn to post one it just came to me and i saw an opening)

[blah]

The HULK?

[Warhammer]

This is a hard one.

[deemar325]

Quicksilver?

[Vanguard07]

nope and nope

[ihateusernames]

Iron Man?

[Vanguard07]

nope... need a hint?

[Warhammer]

Yes.

[ihateusernames]

please.

[Vanguard07]

Alright... umm lets see.... change the line "can you keep up with me" to "can you keep up with us" and throw in "i got me some powerfull accessories"

[ihateusernames]

...the avengers?