I'm asking out a girl tomorrow. Advice??

[Mister J]

But rest assured if you are patient another poster will make such a topic about woman and relationships.

But will it be this over-the-top and random?
We can only hope. :D

[Master Chief]

i want to ask out a girl but she has cooties, what do I do?

[The Apatow Crew]

i want to ask out a girl but she has cooties, what do I do?pick up some anto cootie spray.

[Mister J]

...or he could embrace the situation and become one with the darkness. Cooties, be damned!

[Master Chief]

whyLe piking up that listerene to rinse ur mouth of penis pick me up some :wolverine or get ur blowjob b**ch mr. j to get some lol.
just jokez don't report me :(

[pavlovs dogfood]

Did he hit it yet?

[Mister J]

whyLe piking up that listerene to rinse ur mouth of penis pick me up some :wolverine or get ur blowjob b**ch mr. j to get some lol.
just jokez don't report me :(

What the hell? :confused:

[Erzengel]

i want to ask out a girl but she has cooties, what do I do?

Double up.

[Erzengel]

Did he hit it yet?

You mean flogging the dolphin? Probably.

[The Last Meatbag]

I don't understand Matt.....

[GoldenAgeHero]

man, this thread has 510 posts, sweet lord.

[Man-Thing]

my advice is quit being a pussy and ask her out.

just imagine if alexander the great were scared. he wouldn't have conquered the entire know world.

that's deep.

[Mister J]

my advice is quit being a pussy and ask her out.

That may be the best damn piece of advice yet. Unfortunately he fudged it all up by asking her thru MSN.

[Erzengel]

He didn't really "ask" her out on MSN. He told her he had feelings for her on MSN.

[Carter]

You cant ask a girl out over the ****ing internet
Jesus

[Venom Drool]

You cant ask a girl out over the ****ing internet
Jesus
yes you can
it just wont work 95% of the time:up:

[Mister J]

yes you can
it just wont work 95% of the time:up:

This being part of that 95%.


But hey...they're still friends.

[Man-Thing]

I bet he pees sitting down!


ahahahha
owned!!!!

[Mister J]

I would say that's uncalled for...but I'm too busy laughing. Check back in 15 minutes.

[zanos]

Let me explain the circumstances. I've known this girl for about a year. We're pretty close friends. The time I've known her, she's had two boyfriends. She broke up with her last one a week ago. Being her friend is great, but I have feelings for her I can't ignore, and I think it's worth taking the risk to see if we can have more. Thing is, she's already shown interest in another guy, so I want to get in there before he gets a chance. I'm not sure how I should ask her out. How's this sound to you??

Vicki, we're close friends. But I've had feelings for you for a long time I can't ignore anymore, and I want to know if you'd ever be interested. If not, that's ok, we can still be friends.

Or I could lay it all on her, let her know everything I feel.

Vicki, I care about you alot. I get very confused sometimes, and deny how I feel about you. But I like you as more than a friend, something that can grow into love. I want to have a chance to show you I can be the man you've wanted.

No, that sucks balls. That sucks big balls. But she wants a man that's confident and says how he feels, a man that's passionate. That's what she told me.

This sounds like a disaster in waiting. Now she's already got eyes on some other dude? lol. Even if she did agree to go out with you, wouldn't that make you the rebound boyfriend anyway?

[War Lord]

i have some supergirl pyjamas that look cute. but i only bought them to impress my boyfriend

So he gets to have sex while looking at Batman or Captain America.

That's pretty twisted.

[Spider-Face]

who is toven?

and as if every one of you doesnt want to have sex with batman ;)

[The Last Meatbag]

Batmans ripped :o
Toven= Holly Goodhead, she's basically one of the most popular members of this board and she likes to talk about sex and killing men

[Spider-Face]

luckily i get enough attention in real life to not feel the need to talk about my sex life on a forum. i dont like the idea of random losers jacking off to me. although most people jack off to me anyway.

[The Last Meatbag]

We don't know if you're hawt yet :o

[Spider-Face]

i already posted a picture and i am

[NOFX]

Let me explain the circumstances. I've known this girl for about a year. We're pretty close friends. The time I've known her, she's had two boyfriends. She broke up with her last one a week ago. Being her friend is great, but I have feelings for her I can't ignore, and I think it's worth taking the risk to see if we can have more. Thing is, she's already shown interest in another guy, so I want to get in there before he gets a chance. I'm not sure how I should ask her out. How's this sound to you??

Vicki, we're close friends. But I've had feelings for you for a long time I can't ignore anymore, and I want to know if you'd ever be interested. If not, that's ok, we can still be friends.

Or I could lay it all on her, let her know everything I feel.

Vicki, I care about you alot. I get very confused sometimes, and deny how I feel about you. But I like you as more than a friend, something that can grow into love. I want to have a chance to show you I can be the man you've wanted.

No, that sucks balls. That sucks big balls. But she wants a man that's confident and says how he feels, a man that's passionate. That's what she told me.
Invite her to a "Pimp and Ho's" party!:ghost:

[TheSumOfGod]

Advice? Don't pull it out until the second date. ;)

[The Last Meatbag]

i already posted a picture and i am

I must find your hawtness, did joo post it in the Official SHH Photo Album Thread?

[Spider-Face]

no i didnt post it there i cant remember where it was. it was a photoshopped zombie picture anyway.

but man ALIVE im adorable

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b149/zombie_sweetheart/more/Picture41.jpg

[The Last Meatbag]

........pffffffffft









HA HA HA HA HA HA HA







you're a dude :o

[Spider-Face]

i never said i wasnt

[Holly Goodhead]

you look gothic

[Spider-Face]

gothic :(

[Mr. Vengeance]

I miss home.

[Spider-Face]

i dont know which is worse goth or emo...

[Holly Goodhead]

I miss home.

no one gives a ****. :up:

[Mr. Vengeance]

I do.

[Holly Goodhead]

Well i dont, and thats all that matters.

[Spider-Face]

serious business

[Erzengel]

I would think emo is worse than goth.

[ShadowBoxing]

He didn't really "ask" her out on MSN. He told her he had feelings for her on MSN.and by that we mean he dumped out a years worth of sexual frustation and angst on a woman who he probably should have asked out the first time around.

[The Last Meatbag]

I think both of them should be slaughtered

[Holly Goodhead]

gothic :(

might just be the lipstick,:confused:

[Mr. Vengeance]

Well i dont, and thats all that matters.

Back and I already want to leave again.

[Spider-Face]

might just be the lipstick,:confused:

rockabilly

[Holly Goodhead]

and bc it looks like you want to swallow my soul :(

[Spider-Face]

Back and I already want to leave again.

you have v thin skin dude.

[Spider-Face]

and bc it looks like you want to swallow my soul :(

i doubt you have one ;)

[Mr. Vengeance]

you have v thin skin dude.
I'm sorry, did I miss something? Who are you?

[Spider-Face]

way to go with the internet superiority dude. excellent indication of your status is real life

[Holly Goodhead]

i think its kritic.

[The Last Meatbag]

Yay, we hijacked the thread :O

[Mr. Vengeance]

way to go with the internet superiority dude. excellent indication of your status is real life

You have very thin skin dude.

[Spider-Face]

you malibu middle class barbie

[kainedamo]

http://media.profileheaven.com/images/profileImages/94/93687/779715.jpg

[Spider-Face]

lol u wish

[kainedamo]

http://media.profileheaven.com/images/profileImages/94/93687/779878.jpg

[Spider-Face]

lol you wish

[ShadowBoxing]

no guy is born with the ability to talk to women.. it's all development.. some develop it sooner than others.

stop worrying about what the woman thinks and just talk about anything... EXCEPT JESSICA ALBA :mad:

You sound like you get nervous when you're around women..... go join a gym or some club or something and interact. That's the only way you'll ever learn what works and what doesn't.

Can someone pay me for my advice now? :confused::mad: :mad: :mad: They are not social clubs dangit!!!!!!!!

[Spider-Face]

girls who go to the gym would probably be too hot to talk to him anyway

[Calvin]

Girls in the gym are either fit, or horribly out of shape, it seems. At least he could try for the latter.

[Spider-Face]

good point yes. but most fatties dont dare to get their bodies out in public

[Brodie The Wise]

:mad: :mad: :mad: They are not social clubs dangit!!!!!!!!

only if you're a loser.:up:

[Spider-Face]

a loser who gets buff instead of talking to girls in the gym?

[ShadowBoxing]

Girls in the gym are either fit, or horribly out of shape, it seems. At least he could try for the latter.hence the catch 22. In a gym people who are hot typically work very hard at their bodies. I myself am very dedicated while I am in there. I am either trading off with a partner or supersetting on my own. Meaning, I don't stop working out. I am very put out (though I never tell people this) when people talk to me. It interrupts my workout dangit:mad: :mad: :mad: . Asking for a spot is fine, but beyond that is bad. Women who are hot (working at that) are the same way trust me. Bodybuilders and fitness models and athletes have a vast amount of respect for eachother in there and they understand the rules of the gym...i.e. don't bug me while I am working out. If a hot chick there is working out typically thats a horrible time to strike up a conversation.

[The Last Meatbag]

I like to talk to other sweaty naked guys in the locker room :o

[Holly Goodhead]

i go to the gym to swim or run, i dont understand most of the machine things.

[ShadowBoxing]

I like to talk to other sweaty naked guys in the locker room :othe scary part is how many sweaty naked guys try to start up a conversation:( :down ....I just wanna get changed naked man:(

[The Last Meatbag]

The worst must be when you're sitting on the bench or whatever and they come right up to you standing up :(

[Spider-Face]

thats kind of hot. do you say "i wish i knew how to quit you, naked man"

[kainedamo]

http://media.profileheaven.com/images/profileImages/94/93687/779715.jpg

Do any of them look like that??

[ShadowBoxing]

The worst must be when you're sitting on the bench or whatever and they come right up to you standing up :(We had a complaint at my gym one day. Some guy called in (I wasn't there when it happened) and told us this story. Apparently some guy had been hanging around in the locker room (men's) naked and this other guy went to work out and then came back in. The guy was still naked, except this time he had a raging hard on. The other guy goes to sit down and get changed baffled and the naked guy begins to walk towards him. As he passes inbetween the guy and the lockers the naked guy says "Be careful I don't wanna poke your eye out with my boner".

[Holly Goodhead]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[terry78]

Just go bug her at work. She's basically trapped and you can actually bribe her by buying whatever she's selling.

[Dark Zero]

We had a complaint at my gym one day. Some guy called in (I wasn't there when it happened) and told us this story. Apparently some guy had been hanging around in the locker room (men's) naked and this other guy went to work out and then came back in. The guy was still naked, except this time he had a raging hard on. The other guy goes to sit down and get changed baffled and the naked guy begins to walk towards him. As he passes inbetween the guy and the lockers the naked guy says "Be careful I don't wanna poke your eye out with my boner".

Haha. That guy is a genius. :D

[Spider-Face]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

every time i look in the mirror

[kainedamo]

UPDATE!!

Vicki and I are still good friends and everything is normal.

That means that everyone in this entire thread except me was wrong.

[Equint77]

yeah.. we're all so wrong you came to this forum looking for advice.

[Erzengel]

Yeah I'm sure "everything" is normal now. Why do you even want to be friends with her? You obviously want something more and yet you are settling for being friends with her?

[Kni-Ton]

May I ask why you are asking a load of people who most likely waist their lives infront of a computer screen jerking off at porn?

[Equint77]

Yeah I'm sure "everything" is normal now. Why do you even want to be friends with her? You obviously want something more and yet you are settling for being friends with her?

I'm guessing it's his only "non-related" female friend and he doesn't wanna give that up.

For all we know she's slapped him, cursed him out or just flat out de-balled him in real life. But remember "we're all wrong".

:confused:

[Erzengel]

May I ask why you are asking a load of people who most likely waist their lives infront of a computer screen jerking off at porn?

Actually my company looks down upon that during business hours. :(

[Equint77]

May I ask why you are asking a load of people who most likely waist their lives infront of a computer screen jerking off at porn?

I do that to magazines..... paper turns me on. :o

[Kni-Ton]

I do that to magazines..... paper turns me on. :o

Tell me you are talking about porn magazines

[Erzengel]

No. Equint is a dendrophiliac.

[Equint77]

Tell me you are talking about porn magazines

Home & Garden, Cosmo, Finer Living.... doesn't matter to me. :o

There's nothing better than holding a magazine in one hand and myself in the other. :o

[Equint77]

No. Equint is a dendrophiliac.

I love trees...... LOVE THEM. :up:

[kainedamo]

We've been good friends for a year. I'm not gonna give that up and niether is she. I'm fine with us being friends, I don't need anything more.

[Equint77]

We've been good friends for a year. I'm not gonna give that up and niether is she. I'm fine with us being friends, I don't need anything more.

and there you have it folks... his first step into stalking.

[Kni-Ton]

Home & Garden, Cosmo, Finer Living.... doesn't matter to me. :o

There's nothing better than holding a magazine in one hand and myself in the other. :o

You are one sick and twisted little man.

[Equint77]

You are one sick and twisted little man.

yup... and you love it. :o

[Kni-Ton]

yup... and you love it. :o

:eek: Dear GOD!:eek:

[Erzengel]

We've been good friends for a year. I'm not gonna give that up and niether is she. I'm fine with us being friends, I don't need anything more.

Until she mentions the new guy in her life, and then it's "why can't she see what's been in front of her for so long"?

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah I'm sure "everything" is normal now. Why do you even want to be friends with her? You obviously want something more and yet you are settling for being friends with her?I mean seriously pal...all she does is step on your heart and make you feel like dirt....thats some friend alright

[Erzengel]

Well in her defense SB she may have not been aware of his feelings for her. A lot of women think sometimes that a guy's motives are genuine and without some ulterior motive.

Actually I think it's him who hasn't been a true friend instead of the other way around.

[Daisy]

Well in her defense SB she may have not been aware of his feelings for her. A lot of women think sometimes that a guy's motives are genuine and without some ulterior motive.

Actually I think it's him who hasn't been a true friend instead of the other way around.

Yup.

Even after you make it very clear you're not interested in him as anything other than a friend/buddy/pal... someone to hang out with, watch sports with, etc... and he says 'okay, I can handle that"... and you believe him, because, you know, you trust and believe your friends... and then the next night you get together with him and "the gang", you're hitting it off with some other guy... and he gets drunk and all possessive and pissy and crap because you "came with him"... which in your mind is "we rode in the same car", but apparently in his drunken state he has forgotten the conversation you had... THE NIGHT BEFORE... about just being friends... and thinks going to the bar together mean that you're his date. :rolleyes: :mad:

See, if he'd been honest and said, "Uh... sorry, I don't think that'll work because I want something more." We could have parted ways amicably and the whole sordid event wouldn't have happened. :)

Moral for Kainedamo... be careful if you drink around her. :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

uh...hypothetically, yeah. :)

[Daisy]

Huh? :confused:

[Erzengel]

Yup.

Even after you make it very clear you're not interested in him as anything other than a friend/buddy/pal... someone to hang out with, watch sports with, etc... and he says 'okay, I can handle that"... and you believe him, because, you know, you trust and believe your friends... and then the next night you get together with him and "the gang", you're hitting it off with some other guy... and he gets drunk and all possessive and pissy and crap because you "came with him"... which in your mind is "we rode in the same car", but apparently in his drunken state he has forgotten the conversation you had... THE NIGHT BEFORE... about just being friends... and thinks going to the bar together mean that you're his date. :rolleyes: :mad:

You mean hypothetically right? ;)


See, if he'd been honest and said, "Uh... sorry, I don't think that'll work because I want something more." We could have parted ways amicably and the whole sordid event wouldn't have happened. :)

Moral for Kainedamo... be careful if you drink around her. :up:
Well that is the mature route but honestly I'd be bitter regardless. I'd be at least civil to her face but while walking away I'd be uttering some sort of obsentity.

[Erzengel]

uh...hypothetically, yeah. :)

GET OUT OF MY MIND! :mad:

[kainedamo]

Thankyou Daisy. I see what you're saying. But I'm not like that. I'm not that kind of guy. I don't get jealous or possesive. I know she doesn't feel anything for me beyond friendship, and I'm quite happy with friendship. There's noway I'd start acting like a jerk. What you described just isn't me.

[Daisy]

You mean hypothetically right? ;)

Oh yeah, right... hypothetically. ;) Sorry, my mind isn't unfrozen yet. My power went out Saturday night. :( I've never been so thrilled to come to work in my life. :o


Well that is the mature route but honestly I'd be bitter regardless. I'd be at least civil to her face but while walking away I'd be uttering some sort of obsentity.

Civil face-to-face... that's all that's required as far as I'm concerned.


I mean it's not like I wouldn't be rolling my eyes thinking "Geez what a doofus." :rolleyes: as I walked away. :o

[Erzengel]

Thankyou Daisy. I see what you're saying. But I'm not like that. I'm not that kind of guy. I don't get jealous or possesive. I know she doesn't feel anything for me beyond friendship, and I'm quite happy with friendship. There's noway I'd start acting like a jerk. What you described just isn't me.

Wait hold the phones and wake the neighbors!

Didn't you get all hurt and upset when she was talking about some other guy that you admitted your feelings for her online?

[Erzengel]

Oh yeah, right... hypothetically. ;) Sorry, my mind isn't unfrozen yet. My power went out Saturday night. :( I've never been so thrilled to come to work in my life. :o




Civil face-to-face... that's all that's required as far as I'm concerned.


I mean it's not like I wouldn't be rolling my eyes thinking "Geez what a doofus." :rolleyes: as I walked away. :o

::mutters under his breath:: ***** :mad: ;)

[Daisy]

Thankyou Daisy. I see what you're saying. But I'm not like that. I'm not that kind of guy. I don't get jealous or possesive. I know she doesn't feel anything for me beyond friendship, and I'm quite happy with friendship. There's noway I'd start acting like a jerk. What you described just isn't me.

In all seriousness, people can't just "switch off" feelings. You still DO want more from her. I mean, if she all of a sudden changed her mind and said she wanted you too, you're not going to say... "no, I'm over that, I just want to be friends"... you're going to be thrilled, right?

Even if you keep yourself in check with her, it's really yourself you're doing the biggest disservice to. YOU need time away from her, to get over her, because the likelihood is that if you continue this relationship the way it is, you're still going to be secretly wanting her and not take the chances that might come your way with other women. You're not even going to see them because you'll only be looking at her. You've decided she's "perfect" for you and you'll keep measuring other girls against her.

You are the one it's most detrimintal to continuing a close friendship with this girl, not her. I know you don't see it that way, but it's true.

[kainedamo]

Now that it's all out in the open, and I know how she feels, it's not a problem anymore. No longer will I be wondering "what if".

You see, that's what was really killing me. The constant wondering, constantly thinking "what if". Now that's not there anymore.

Genuinely, and I'm surprised myself, I'm really not all that bummed out about it. I thought I would feel terrible. But now it's out of the way I feel kinda good :)

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I mean, if she all of a sudden changed her mind and said she wanted you too, you're not going to say... "no, I'm over that, I just want to be friends"....lol

[Daisy]

Now that it's all out in the open, and I know how she feels, it's not a problem anymore. No longer will I be wondering "what if".

You see, that's what was really killing me. The constant wondering, constantly thinking "what if". Now that's not there anymore.

Genuinely, and I'm surprised myself, I'm really not all that bummed out about it. I thought I would feel terrible. But now it's out of the way I feel kinda good :)

You're swimming in a river in Egypt... be careful not to get bit by a crocodile.

[Erzengel]

Here's some very helpful advice.

Find someone new.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

just wait till the first time you're at a party together and you see a 5 foot tall guy with slicked back hair licking sweat from her cleavage and then tell me how good you feel. :)

[Erzengel]

just wait till the first time you're at a party together and you see a 5 foot tall guy with slicked back hair licking sweat from her cleavage and then tell me how good you feel. :)

Hey what can I say I thought I lost a hor d'oeuvre.

[kainedamo]

"In all seriousness, people can't just "switch off" feelings. You still DO want more from her. I mean, if she all of a sudden changed her mind and said she wanted you too, you're not going to say... "no, I'm over that, I just want to be friends"... you're going to be thrilled, right?"

I'm not sure how I'd react... I've done alot of thinking over the weekend, things that people have said here have made alot of sense. I think I've put her on a pedestal. I think I'd initially say no, but if she kept it up I wouldn't be able to resist.

"Even if you keep yourself in check with her, it's really yourself you're doing the biggest disservice to. YOU need time away from her, to get over her, because the likelihood is that if you continue this relationship the way it is, you're still going to be secretly wanting her and not take the chances that might come your way with other women. You're not even going to see them because you'll only be looking at her. You've decided she's "perfect" for you and you'll keep measuring other girls against her."

There will always be a "wanting" there. I don't think that will ever go away. But I have done alot of thinking, and maybe she isn't as perfect as I thought. I don't think time away will get rid of the "wanting". I don't want the friendship to end. If I can get another girl, it would make it much easier to "get over her". All I need is another girl to "obsess" over and I'll be fine.

[Daisy]

Erz, I always pictured you as taller. :confused:

[Daisy]

I wonder why it is that people really DO have to make their own mistakes rather than learning from the mistakes of others?

[Erzengel]

Erz, I always pictured you as taller. :confused:

Wil was mistaken. I was kneeling down. :o

I wonder why it is that people really DO have to make their own mistakes rather than learning from the mistakes of others?

We tend to want to learn things the hard way. Sometimes the only way people will learn is by doing. Even if they are mistakes.

Oh and those pigs in a blankets are excellent.

[musclesforsupes]

Have you talked randor to her yet?

[Calvin]

Have you talked randor to her yet?
Have you gotten tired of making the same joke over and over yet?

[The Traveller]

Have you talked randor to her yet?

Why don't you Orko your Teela and jump off a Falcor?:up:

[Batty for Bats!]

Yeah... I uh... pretty much ruined everything, and did the one thing which was the absolute last way to go about it.

I told her on msn. It's her fault! She was pissing me off, talking about the other guy alot, pretty much descriging she felt for him the same way I feel for her, so I just told her. I also told her I'm angry with her for being so wrapped up in her own stuff she never cares how I feel. I layed it all down and told her everything. At first she said sorry, but I think I said too much, and now she won't talk to me.
Actually I did that TOO. Right at the end of the last year, like 2 days after Xmas. Saw her again, gave her a hug, then it was all gravy again. It was weird.

[Equint77]

this thread needs to be taken out of it's misery.... :(

[Batty for Bats!]

Never!!!!

[Mr Sparkle]

just wait till the first time you're at a party together and you see a 5 foot tall guy with slicked back hair licking sweat from her cleavage and then tell me how good you feel. :)

http://www.blogcore.com/images/inline/5719_1.jpg
:confused::up:

[JLBats]

just wait till the first time you're at a party together and you see a 5 foot tall guy with slicked back hair licking sweat from her cleavage and then tell me how good you feel. :)

Cruel. Cruel. Cruel.

[Master Chief]

Vicki is sex incarnate. Yessss.

[kainedamo]

We're still friends. I don't obsess half as much. It used to be that I would think about her everyday.

Now it's only in anticipation of meeting her and being with her! HOORAY FOR PROGRESS!!

[Master Chief]

Dude, you're friends with sex incarnate. You're living in hell.:(

[Hades]

We're still friends. I don't obsess half as much. It used to be that I would think about her everyday.

Now it's only in anticipation of meeting her and being with her! HOORAY FOR PROGRESS!!
Living day to day for somebody else. That is no way to live.

Shoot yourself.

[kainedamo]

That's pretty obvious to anyone who's been keeping track of my life for the last year.

Did I mention I got fired from my job? I got fired. For sleeping. Long story, but I shouldn't have been there in the first place 'cause I was having crazy headaches. Doctor said I had a blocked synasis (but that was after I got fired). So they wouldn't let me go home, I put my head down to sleep 'cause the headaches were that bad, and I got fired.

[Darthphere]

Did you ever get your eye checked out?

[kainedamo]

Yeah. Blocked synasis. It's better now, but I got fired from my job.

[Darthphere]

You should go back and tell them it was a medical condition. The sue them for fun.

[Gonking]

Let me explain the circumstances. I've known this girl for about a year. We're pretty close friends. The time I've known her, she's had two boyfriends. She broke up with her last one a week ago. Being her friend is great, but I have feelings for her I can't ignore, and I think it's worth taking the risk to see if we can have more. Thing is, she's already shown interest in another guy, so I want to get in there before he gets a chance. I'm not sure how I should ask her out. How's this sound to you??

Vicki, we're close friends. But I've had feelings for you for a long time I can't ignore anymore, and I want to know if you'd ever be interested. If not, that's ok, we can still be friends.

Or I could lay it all on her, let her know everything I feel.

Vicki, I care about you alot. I get very confused sometimes, and deny how I feel about you. But I like you as more than a friend, something that can grow into love. I want to have a chance to show you I can be the man you've wanted.

No, that sucks balls. That sucks big balls. But she wants a man that's confident and says how he feels, a man that's passionate. That's what she told me.

Dude, just watch Austin Powers and do the same he does.

[Erzengel]

We're still friends. I don't obsess half as much. It used to be that I would think about her everyday.

Now it's only in anticipation of meeting her and being with her! HOORAY FOR PROGRESS!!

That really doesn't sound like you are over her. Considering you get all excited when you see her. Do you get that excited when you see other friends?

[Mr. Thing]

That really doesn't sound like you are over her. Considering you get all excited when you see her. Do you get that excited when you see other friends?

Maybe he's one of these like really happy people that see their friends and hug them on sight. I doubt it though...

[kainedamo]

I wouldn't say it's excitement, Erz. I'd say it's more confusion. "Do I still fancy her", "how much do I still fancy her", "is she interested, 'cause it sorta kinda seems like she's flirting", "no she's not flirting... or maybe she is??".

General confusion.

[Kaleb]

waite how old is this thread, surely you would have balls to ask the girl out now .

[Darthphere]

I wouldn't say it's excitement, Erz. I'd say it's more confusion. "Do I still fancy her", "how much do I still fancy her", "is she interested, 'cause it sorta kinda seems like she's flirting", "no she's not flirting... or maybe she is??".

General confusion.


Id just ask her like "Hey, is there something going on here? If there isnt, its cool."

[Erzengel]

There isn't. I hope he's actively pursuing other girls and not waiting for a bus that's never coming.

[Darthphere]

There isn't. I hope he's actively pursuing other girls and not waiting for a bus that's never coming.


Well thats thing, if he asks and she says no, then maybe that will provide the catalyst for him to move on. It doesnt seem like he'll be able to move on without knowing the harsh painful truth.

[The Last Meatbag]

Dude, you're friends with sex incarnate. You're living in hell.:(
I wanna see the picture of sex incarnate :(

[Master Chief]

I didn't take any, but I stalked her for like two weeks. She wears silk lingerie and stuff. Seeexxxynessss.

[Erzengel]

Well thats thing, if he asks and she says no, then maybe that will provide the catalyst for him to move on. It doesnt seem like he'll be able to move on without knowing the harsh painful truth.

I think her dating another guy and actively talking about her sex life with him should be answer enough.

[kainedamo]

There really aren't any other girls to persue.

And she doesn't talk about her sex life anymore.

[The Last Meatbag]

...ther aren't any other girls to pursue....because you probably aren't looking for any other girls to pursue.....

[Harlekin]

I wouldn't say it's excitement, Erz. I'd say it's more confusion. "Do I still fancy her", "how much do I still fancy her", "is she interested, 'cause it sorta kinda seems like she's flirting", "no she's not flirting... or maybe she is??".

General confusion.
It's been six months and you still haven't gotten over her yet? C'mon kainedamo, let's be real here. You're not going to get with Vicki. It's not happening. Then again, you just don't want to accept it, heck, you even with with her and Dan to the movies.

That's really it. It's not that you're afraid that she's flirting with you, but you're afraid that she ISN'T. And trust me pal, she isn't.

[kainedamo]

...ther aren't any other girls to pursue....because you probably aren't looking for any other girls to pursue.....


No... there are NO girls to persue.

Let's examine the neighbourhood I live in. Nothing but skanks that get pregant before their 18th birthday. And even if they manage to not get knocked up, they're all still pretty dumb... not to mention ugly... bad dress sense... and THEY would judge ME just because I have long hair and don't dress like a thug.
Lost my job. Not many girls I'd be interested there anyway. God, there was this one girl.. I think she was a lesbian. She was definately one of those man hater types.

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your finger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

Another girl I met in a club. This goes further back. I got on fairly well with her and kissed her, we met up the next day. Things go down hill from there. It's just awkward. I mean, we have similar tastes, but no chemistry. And I keep thinking, if I can just make it like the night I met her it will be ok. She keeps inviting me over to her place to hang out... but it's ALWAYS awkward. Eventually on Halloween I ask her if I can kiss her and she says "I'm in a strange place right now and don't want a relationship". A few weeks later, I'm at her place and she has a ****ing boyfriend.
Clubs are horrible places to meet women.

Where do I have to meet women?? Nowhere!! I have a fear of women and relationships and nearly every woman I try it on with just justifies my fear even more.

[Master Chief]

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your thinger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

This.

This is just comedy gold. :D

[Darthphere]

No... there are NO girls to persue.

Let's examine the neighbourhood I live in. Nothing but skanks that get pregant before their 18th birthday. And even if they manage to not get knocked up, they're all still pretty dumb... not to mention ugly... bad dress sense... and THEY would judge ME just because I have long hair and don't dress like a thug.
Lost my job. Not many girls I'd be interested there anyway. God, there was this one girl.. I think she was a lesbian. She was definately one of those man hater types.

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your thinger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

Another girl I met in a club. This goes further back. I got on fairly well with her and kissed her, we met up the next day. Things go down hill from there. It's just awkward. I mean, we have similar tastes, but no chemistry. And I keep thinking, if I can just make it like the night I met her it will be ok. She keeps inviting me over to her place to hang out... but it's ALWAYS awkward. Eventually on Halloween I ask her if I can kiss her and she says "I'm in a strange place right now and don't want a relationship". A few weeks later, I'm at her place and she has a ****ing boyfriend.
Clubs are horrible places to meet women.

Where do I have to meet women?? Nowhere!! I have a fear of women and relationships and nearly every woman I try it on with just justifies my fear even more.


Well you gotta bang out some hood rats first.

[The Last Meatbag]

......uhhhhhhhh....

go hit on Suburban people :o

[ShadowBoxing]

No... there are NO girls to persue.

Let's examine the neighbourhood I live in. Nothing but skanks that get pregant before their 18th birthday. And even if they manage to not get knocked up, they're all still pretty dumb... not to mention ugly... bad dress sense... and THEY would judge ME just because I have long hair and don't dress like a thug.
Lost my job. Not many girls I'd be interested there anyway. God, there was this one girl.. I think she was a lesbian. She was definately one of those man hater types.

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your finger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

Another girl I met in a club. This goes further back. I got on fairly well with her and kissed her, we met up the next day. Things go down hill from there. It's just awkward. I mean, we have similar tastes, but no chemistry. And I keep thinking, if I can just make it like the night I met her it will be ok. She keeps inviting me over to her place to hang out... but it's ALWAYS awkward. Eventually on Halloween I ask her if I can kiss her and she says "I'm in a strange place right now and don't want a relationship". A few weeks later, I'm at her place and she has a ****ing boyfriend.
Clubs are horrible places to meet women.

Where do I have to meet women?? Nowhere!! I have a fear of women and relationships and nearly every woman I try it on with just justifies my fear even more.

Have you ever heard the phrase "beggers can't be chosers".

[The Apatow Crew]

Have you ever heard the phrase "beggers can't be chosers".LOL!:up: :)

[Harlekin]

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. [...] She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!
Really, it's not the woman in this case. It's you. Sure, the punch is a little too much, but that was the exact moment for a great quip/flirt etc.

Another girl I met in a club. [...]
Clubs are horrible places to meet women.
You met with exactly two women and then dismiss the clubs.

Where do I have to meet women?? Nowhere!! I have a fear of women and relationships and nearly every woman I try it on with just justifies my fear even more.
There's a lot of places you can meet women. You're just too afraid. Get over that fear already. And really, how many women have you met!? You've cited like three examples. Getting shot down is part of the game. You don't throw in the towel after three times.

[the_ultimate_evil]

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your finger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!




you give her an answer like that and your surprised you got punched, jesus christ man, wise up. at that point in time it would have been better to say you were just messing around and if she took it the wrong way you were sorry at least that way you may have actully got somewhere with her

[lordofthenerds]

The guy who made this thread really needs to change his title, its been over 6 months since he said he'd ask the girl out. Maybe he should retitle it "I might ask an old lady out before I die. Advice?"

[kainedamo]

Really, it's not the woman in this case. It's you. Sure, the punch is a little too much, but that was the exact moment for a great quip/flirt etc.

**** her, she was an overly sensitive nutcase. I said it in a jokey way. The idea that men have to behave like clowns just to entertain women they're after is stupid. Why should I? It's hard to explain what I mean... but it's just... I don't like women that expect you to entertain them in order to give you the time of day. Just... ****ing talk to me like a normal person, you know? So much hard work just so a girl thinks your interesting enough to talk to?? That's why it's better to develop a relationship from friendship. With strangers, you have to sell yourself. With strangers, you almost have to pretend to be another person. It's not just that either. Girls are so much harder to initiate conversation with. It's not just my fear... it's true. Even women you have no intention of picking up, they're harder to talk to. On some level, all girls are naturally up themselves. It's because girls ultimately pick guys, and they know that.

You met with exactly two women and then dismiss the clubs.

No. Those are just two stories of a fair amount of bad experiences with girls in clubs. At best, you're embarrisingly turned down. At worst, you end up with a girl that's totally wrong for you.


There's a lot of places you can meet women. You're just too afraid. Get over that fear already. And really, how many women have you met!? You've cited like three examples. Getting shot down is part of the game. You don't throw in the towel after three times.

It's been more than three times. Enough that I just don't think clubs are worth my time at all.

[kainedamo]

you give her an answer like that and your surprised you got punched, jesus christ man, wise up. at that point in time it would have been better to say you were just messing around and if she took it the wrong way you were sorry at least that way you may have actully got somewhere with her


She over-reacted to a situation where it was completely obvious I was joking around. She was one of two things. Nuts, or drunk. It was her fault that she punched me, and I didn't do a thing to bring it on to myself. Anyone with common sense can see that. The only thing I could have done differently was realise she was serious when she was asking me why I did the loser sign to her. Seriously, the girl needed a sense of humor. The situation wasn't my fault.

[Harlekin]

You know, I'm mostly interested in what you did after she punched you? Where did she punch you, and did she seem genuinely angry when she did so?

[ShadowBoxing]

I am going to be blunt with you. You aren't in the position to be turning down any advances right now from any woman. You are not a "hot comody" kd. In fact you are quiet the opposite. Your problem is not just that you put women you like on a pedestal, but you also are extremely rude and dismissive to women you "don't like". The fact is you don't know what you like because you have never had any, at least not enough of any.

Just talk to them, seriously that is all they want you to do.

[kainedamo]

You know, I'm mostly interested in what you did after she punched you? Where did she punch you, and did she seem genuinely angry when she did so?

She punched me in my right temple. I'm not sure if it was FULL force but it was definately meant to hurt. Didn't hurt that much.

My reaction. I stood there for a second, and walked away. LOL! It was kind of surreal really. When I went back to my friends, as we were standing around talking I saw that she was staring at me again, talking to some guy and pointing at me!!! What the ****?? Was she trying to convince him to hurt me or something?? The girl was nuts!

[Harlekin]

Ah, okay, then it least you know it was intended to hurt. If she had hit you anywhere, except the head or the nuts, I would've dismissed it as her being drunk/trying to be funny.

[kainedamo]

No, she was just a nut. Don't know what her problem was. I mean, she was making faces back and laughing and stuff. Who takes that kind of thing seriously??

[Darthphere]

Drunk people.

[Erzengel]

Maybe she was a lil intoxicated? Maybe she was just being goofy. Maybe you need to loosen up more.

[kainedamo]

LOL! What?? Exactly how loosened up do you have to be to take a punch in the face from a nutcase girl?

[JLBats]

Maybe kainedamo is destined to never reproduce. Maybe he just takes the whole dating thing too seriously. "I MUST PAIR UP WITH SOMEONE! IT IS A SOCIAL REQUIREMENT, LOL?!"

[Sabretooth]

....Or you sounded like a little prick. I'll bet a million dollars that you blew her off,not ''kinda joked when I said that'' :o

[ShadowBoxing]

Maybe kainedamo is destined to never reproduce. Maybe he just takes the whole dating thing too seriously. "I MUST PAIR UP WITH SOMEONE! IT IS A SOCIAL REQUIREMENT, LOL?!"Maybe he is an alien that must mate every seven years?

[Erzengel]

LOL! What?? Exactly how loosened up do you have to be to take a punch in the face from a nutcase girl?

She punched you because you called her a loser? Because obviously you had no problem kissing her but you did talking to her afterwards?

[Sabretooth]

Isn't it just grand when people think they'll get honest advice? Especially from some of the people in the Community forum?

[kainedamo]

....Or you sounded like a little prick. I'll bet a million dollars that you blew her off,not ''kinda joked when I said that'' :o

... How else is a NORMAL person going to take it?!? I'm making stupid faces, she makes some back, I do the loser sign, she does it back, good laughs all around. What kind of moron takes that seriously?? You people freak me out sometimes, the things you'll defend. You weren't even there. I totally said to her "you're a loser" in a jokey way, she had no reason to take me seriously. I mean seriously. Can't you just take my word for it?? She was just a nut!! Or drunk!!

She punched you because you called her a loser? Because obviously you had no problem kissing her but you did talking to her afterwards?

I never kissed her.

[Erzengel]

Ugh, then maybe I will read about what youy actually wrote later.

[Deathlok2001]

No, that sucks balls. That sucks big balls. But she wants a man that's confident and says how he feels, a man that's passionate. That's what she told me.

1st mistake, women never , ever say what they mean. That **** she is telling you is what her ideal is... but once her emotions get involved, all that changes...... and being friends with a female is the kiss of death! YOUR her male girlfriend. The one she gets to tell all her feelings to & how her bf is treating her like crap but sje thinks if she really loves him she can change him --->> LMFAO .....

let me ask you this, how old are you?


When Harry met Sally:

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

[JLBats]

... How else is a NORMAL person going to take it?!? I'm making stupid faces, she makes some back, I do the loser sign, she does it back, good laughs all around. What kind of moron takes that seriously?? You people freak me out sometimes, the things you'll defend. You weren't even there. I totally said to her "you're a loser" in a jokey way, she had no reason to take me seriously. I mean seriously. Can't you just take my word for it?? She was just a nut!! Or drunk!!


You should've said "Because I love you. Now take me. Right here. On the floor."

[JLBats]

And Deathlok knows about these things, because he is a woman.

[ShadowBoxing]

... How else is a NORMAL person going to take it?!? I'm making stupid faces, she makes some back, I do the loser sign, she does it back, good laughs all around. What kind of moron takes that seriously?? You people freak me out sometimes, the things you'll defend. You weren't even there. I totally said to her "you're a loser" in a jokey way, she had no reason to take me seriously. I mean seriously. Can't you just take my word for it?? She was just a nut!! Or drunk!!



I never kissed her.I am just gonna throw this one out there for kicks. Maybe you shouldn't call women "losers".

[Excel]

did she say yes o no

[JLBats]

I am just gonna throw this one out there for kicks. Maybe you shouldn't call women "losers".

I suspect she only did all the questioning and punching because she discovered she didn't like him after actually talking to him. It was her way of letting him down gently.

[ShadowBoxing]

did she say yes o noYou missed this by like 6 months or so.

[ShadowBoxing]

I suspect she only did all the questioning and punching because she discovered she didn't like him after actually talking to him. It was her way of letting him down gently.Probably so.

[Hades]

... How else is a NORMAL person going to take it?!? I'm making stupid faces, she makes some back, I do the loser sign, she does it back, good laughs all around. What kind of moron takes that seriously?? You people freak me out sometimes, the things you'll defend. You weren't even there. I totally said to her "you're a loser" in a jokey way, she had no reason to take me seriously. I mean seriously. Can't you just take my word for it?? She was just a nut!! Or drunk!!



I never kissed her.
Maybe she jokingly punched you:confused:

[Darthphere]

I am just gonna throw this one out there for kicks. Maybe you shouldn't call women "losers".


Ludicrous.

[Deathlok2001]

you dont ever ASK a woman if you can kiss you! wtf? women like a guy that has that sense that he KNOWS when the time is right. If you have to ask, just give up!

[kainedamo]

Excel, go read through the thread. I can't be bothered explaining, it's a long story.

Shadowboxing, if a girl can't take a simple joke, if she's just gonna go around punching people, she is not a girl I want to know. **** her. She's so clearly in the wrong it's not even funny. She was either too much of an ******* to take a joke, or too drunk to know that I was joking. Either way, it was her fault she punched me.

[Hades]

Ludicrous.
Yeah, man. I always call women losers. And whenever they piss me off I'm like "hey...you...get in the kitchen and make me...some pie god damnit!"

[Darthphere]

Yeah, man. I always call women losers. And whenever they piss me off I'm like "hey...you...get in the kitchen and make me...some pie god damnit!"


:up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[JLBats]

Excel, go read through the thread. I can't be bothered explaining, it's a long story.

Shadowboxing, if a girl can't take a simple joke, if she's just gonna go around punching people, she is not a girl I want to know. **** her. She's so clearly in the wrong it's not even funny. She was either too much of an ******* to take a joke, or too drunk to know that I was joking. Either way, it was her fault she punched me.

This is where the fun begins.

Also, I suspect she jokingly punched you, and did it really lightly, and you flew backwards through a stain-glass window of some sort, ruining any chance with her.

[Sabretooth]

Excel, go read through the thread. I can't be bothered explaining, it's a long story.

Shadowboxing, if a girl can't take a simple joke, if she's just gonna go around punching people, she is not a girl I want to know. **** her. She's so clearly in the wrong it's not even funny. She was either too much of an ******* to take a joke, or too drunk to know that I was joking. Either way, it was her fault she punched me.
You don't call a woman a loser when you're trying to hook up. Doesn't matter if you're joking,cause most of the time they'll see it as you being a prick.:o

[Deathlok2001]

:up::up::up::eek:

[kainedamo]

You don't call a woman a loser when you're trying to hook up. Doesn't matter if you're joking,cause most of the time they'll see it as you being a prick.:o

Your attitude is mind boggiling. Firstly, I wasn't trying to hook up. Second of all, it depends on whether or not the girl has a sense of humor as to whether or not she'd think I'm a prick. Are you saying women don't have that sense of humor, so you can't make fun of them in a jokey friendly way?

[Darthphere]

This is where the fun begins.

Also, I suspect she jokingly punched you, and did it really lightly, and you flew backwards through a stain-glass window of some sort, ruining any chance with her.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!:D:up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[Hades]

I think Kain might seem too intense, like come on too strong.
It sounds like he takes relationships too seriously.

Maybe it scares some women.

[kainedamo]

I think Kain might seem too intense, like come on too strong.
It sounds like he takes relationships too seriously.

Maybe it scares some women.

What a wonderful insight.

Look, guys, I appreciate advice and all. But don't you think some of these judgements are abit ludicrous?? How can you possibly know that if you've never even met me. Come on!

[JLBats]

I think Kain might seem too intense, like come on too strong.
It sounds like he takes relationships too seriously.

Maybe it scares some women.

"LOVE ME!"

[Deathlok2001]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!:D:up: :up: :up: :up:

AAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH :up::eek:

[Sabretooth]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! :confused:

[Socrates]

This thread sends me into a fit of hysterics. :D

[kainedamo]

It used to have me in hysterics, now it just throws me into a pit of depression.

I just don't like about the SHH that I have to argue with people over the most simple of things! The girl was a nut!!! lol. God! I'm so tired. It's like... nearly 3 in the morning.

[Socrates]

You would've been better off not calling that girl a loser.

[Master Chief]

It was probably one of those impulse things. And unless he delivered it in a monotone serious voice she shouldn't have punched him.Unless he looks like a tiny version of Frankenstein's monster or something.

So, my point is.

You should have charged her with assault, Kain. :o

[ShadowBoxing]

It was probably one of those impulse things. And unless he delivered it in a monotone serious voice she shouldn't have punched him.Unless he looks like a tiny version of Frankenstein's monster or something.

So, my point is.

You should have charged her with assault, Kain. :oYeah Kaine, you should totally charge her with assault, pressing charges against women makes them all moist.

[Erzengel]

Let's see... girls in clubs?? Let me tell you about a girl I met once in a club. So I'm sitting with my friends drinking the music is pretty loud. I notice this girl staring at me, so I stare back. Then I start making funny faces, she makes funny faces back. I do the loser thing, where you make an L shape with your finger and thumb and put it on your forehead. She laughs, does it back. She comes over with a couple of friends and makes idle conversation. When the club comes to closing time and everyone leaves, I'm standing outside. She comes over and says something like "why where you doing the loser sign??" I laugh and say "because you're a loser!". She punches me. Full force. ****ing ***** punched me!!

Another girl I met in a club. This goes further back. I got on fairly well with her and kissed her, we met up the next day. Things go down hill from there. It's just awkward. I mean, we have similar tastes, but no chemistry. And I keep thinking, if I can just make it like the night I met her it will be ok. She keeps inviting me over to her place to hang out... but it's ALWAYS awkward. Eventually on Halloween I ask her if I can kiss her and she says "I'm in a strange place right now and don't want a relationship". A few weeks later, I'm at her place and she has a ****ing boyfriend.
Clubs are horrible places to meet women.


I really don't think you know how to talk to women. First off if a woman is staring at you, she's probably interested and you should have went over there instead of making faces. Seriously how old are you? LOL Secondly why she hit you because in her eyes you deserved it because she barely knew you and you called her a loser and seemed serious about it.

For your second example, NO guy should EVER ASK to kiss a girl. You just kiss a girl. And it's funny you wanted a kiss from her because there wasn't any chemistry between you.

I or anybody here can't teach you how to talk to women. You are just going to have to learn by trial and error. But those examples show that you just need to go out there and practice.

[StrainedEyes]

What a wonderful insight.

Look, guys, I appreciate advice and all. But don't you think some of these judgements are abit ludicrous?? How can you possibly know that if you've never even met me. Come on!


But seriously, who makes faces to girls in order to get an 'in'? Especially girls in a club. I could understand if you were at a circus, or even a stand up comedian audition, but a club? Women who go to clubs are not looking for friends, nor are they looking to talk to guys who give them the evil eye as a joke.

I don't know how old you are, but I think your brain needs to catch up with your body.