Comic Quotes

[spiderbob]

Cyclops: Ready.
Storm: Ready.
Colossus: Ready.
Spider-Man: Meh.

- Ultimate Spider-Man #93

[Nightwing]

General Eiling: You spoiled, weak little twerp!

Green Arrow: I think he means me.

Speedy: Oh. For a second, I was all mad.

[Anubis]

Flex Mentalo - "Wine glasses rang and then cracked, paintings reversed into negative, people saw God and thought he looked "kind of shifty." And I kept Flexing"

[Nightwing]

Vigilante: Ha! The exact second the movie's over, we get a mission. Dang if that ain't lucky.

Shining Knight: I still say this Clint Eastwood dishonored himself when he refused to - what was it? Play by the rules?

Vigilante: Partner, your medieval upbringing has done left ya' unschooled in the ways of the movin' picture.

Shining Knight: No, his proper duty is to his police captain. I see why they call him "Dirty Harry." He besmirches his order.

Vigilante: Sir Justin, if you're gonna be watchin' stuff from my big TV with the 5.1 surround sound, you had best watch what you say about Mr. Clint Eastwood.

[The Punisher]

The Punisher: "Welcome back Frank, so says New York City."

[Nightwing]

Captain America: Ninety percent of the casualties of World War I were soldiers, fraulein. But half the people who died in World War II were civilians... Half of sixty-one million. I know why I'm fighting, fraulein. I don't want to see World War III.

[incubat]

Bruce Banner: [dictating a letter about mutant nations (House of M) not wanting to negotiate with a human nation] To whom it may concern, from the government of Australia. Cooperate with us on all business matters... ...or Hulk will smash. Very truly yours, etc., etc. Got all that?

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[Nightwing]

Captain America: I fought your kind every day of that war, Zemo! You mocked democracy and said that free men were weak! Well feel this grip, Zemo - it's the grip of a man who loves liberty! Look into the eyes of your foe, and know that he will die for his freedoms! The world must never again mistake compassion for weakness! And while I live - it had better not!

[spiderbob]

Trying to keep this great thread alive.


S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: Am I glad to see you. Someone named The Winter Soldier hacked into our network and trapped us with our own security force fields.

Deadpool: Boy, do you look stupid. Gimme ten bucks and I won't tell Nick Fury about this.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: Ten dollars? Are you insane? You're a hero?

Deadpool: You're right, make it 100. My tights don't come cheap.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: But you're supposed to save people for free.

Deadpool: I charge stupid people, and you qualify, seein as how you're trapped in your own living compartment. By the way, the price is up to 200.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: Fine, fine, I'll pay it. Just go to the security console and reboot the system. It'll take two of your team members to activate it. And watch out for traps.

Deadpool: Oooh, I don't like traps. The price just went up to 500.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: All right! I'll pay whatever you want! Winter Soldier
probably put laser tripwires along the way. If you walk through them, a bomb will be triggered.

Deadpool: Uh, just to warn you, if I die, my price goes up to 1000.





*Exert from the video game Marvel Ultimate Alliance

[boywondernerdDC]

thanks for keep my thread alive guys

[Tally Man]

Another classic line involving deadpool.

You and Wilson have my skills, Mr Hayden. In return, I received a taste for Radiohead and an encyclopedic knowledge of pornographic knock-knock jokes. Yes, I'd like to switch back if possible

[mathhater]

Okay...here's a long 'un. But it's good...and quite insane.

(The narration boxes of a 2 page fight between Batman vs. Owlman & Superman vs. Ultraman)

"What ensued in the next fifteen minutes of that ill-fated voyage will go down in the annals of metahuman conflict as the ultimate mamma jamma of super-battles. Picture it...while hundreds of passengers ran for cover, these giants - no, these titans waged war as the very cosmos cried out in defiance around them.

With lightning speed, Batman and Owlman traded blows using amazing contraptions of equally matched yet diametrically opposed ingenuity. Batarang versus Owlrang. Batrope versus Owlrope. Bat-sneer versus Owl-grimace! (You might think that bats and owls aren't diametrically opposed, but in nature they really hate each other...it's in books.)

Below, while Deathstroke peppered both decks and his strange doppleganger with handfuls of micro-missiles, Superwoman set about the arduous task of dissecting that same lip-flappin' mercenary using nothing more than a makeup mirror and a pair of pantyhose. For his part, the mysterious "Un-Deathstroke" bled profusely and cried in shame.

Then, an army of slightly confused purple-winged Thanagarians dropped from the sky, locked in battle with three dozen cybertronic Blackhawks in a beak-on-beak dance of death. Much blood was shed, and yeah, it was "hot."

Superman and Ultraman smote one another with thunderous smitings...is it "smitings" or "smotings"? That's a funny word, isn't it? "Smote"? Really doesn't sound like a word after a while...

Mogo stopped by just to say hi, and to get back the pyrenees Earth had borrowed 97 trillion years ago. If you don't ask, the Earth never remembers to give stuff back. But Mogo saw what was going on with the heroes and the anti-heroes, and just said he'd check in later "After my stories are done. It's cool. I don't need them until Tuesday."

Darkseid played chess with Ambush Bug. Ambush Bug won and accidentally destroyed the universe with the "Ultimate Clapper." Then Krypto woke up, happy to realize it had just been a terrible dream.

We would have actually shown all of this awesome battle to you, but no offense, your all too human minds would just melt and drip out through your nasal cavities, turned to jelly by the power of sheer, undiluted awesomeness."

Whew...lengthy...but fun to type.

[The Question]

This proves, once again, that Joe Kelly is the king of awesomeland.

[Anubis]

Man, that was a great freakin issue.

[Anubis]

From Uncanny X-Men #480 Vulcan vs Gladiator

Vulcan - "Why can't I touch You?!"

Gladiator - "Because,,,I believe myself untouchable."

[Mister J]

Batman: War on Crime - "I know I am fighting a war I can never completely win. But there are small victories that encourage me to keep trying. If I can win back one child, there may be hope for many others. If it starts with one person, and then a neighborhood, then perhaps redemption can spread through an entire city, and finally back to me."

[Andy C.]

Superman: (fighting with Lex) Pull the plug, Luthor! You lost! Ask Lois, ask Van-Gar! Ask everyone who reads tomorrow's news who started this nightmare....and who stopped it.

(from Birthright)

[The Question]

Man, that was a great freakin issue.

The best part was who the anti-matter Deathstroke was based on. :woot: :up:


Also, to contribute...


Midnighter: You messed with the wrong bastard.

[boywondernerdDC]

i love all these quotes

[Anubis]

"I'm Warning you. I have a boiled egg and I know how to use it! I think you know what I mean." -Mr. Nobody

"Look At Me! I am the life Force, the Sex Ray, the thrill of living that accompanies the awareness of the presence of death! Odyle! Baraka! Wakan! I Am Satan!" - The Shadowy Mr. Evans

"Five Minutes and everything falls apart." - Robot Man

Robot Man - "Larry? Where did you come from? Last we saw, you'd turned into a big, glowing ring of light..."

Rebis - "Yes. I was having sex with myself. I'll tell you all about it later."


Proof positive that Grant Morrison aint right in the head.

[Arkady Rossovich]

"Im the goddam Batman" - All Star Batman

I never actually read the AS comic that had batman saying that.Did he?

[spiderbob]

"Im the goddam Batman" - All Star Batman

I never actually read the AS comic that had batman saying that.Did he?

Unfortunately, yes, 'Batman' did say that, if you considered the 'Batman' in All Star Batman to actually be Batman.

[Nightwing]

"Im the goddam Batman" - All Star Batman

I never actually read the AS comic that had batman saying that.Did he?
The issue was ASB&R #2. And the exact quote is:

"What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."

[Andy C.]

Final, clinching proof that Frank Miller should never, ever, ever write another Batman story ever again.

[Fledermaus]

From Justice League Heroes:

Darkseid:"The skies will burn. The oceans will boil. The streets will run red with your blood."
Batman:"I'm from Gotham. Show me."

[incubat]

^wow...i have to play that game

[boywondernerdDC]

From Justice League Heroes:

Darkseid:"The skies will burn. The oceans will boil. The streets will run red with your blood."
Batman:"I'm from Gotham. Show me."

i need that game.

[Vanguard07]

I REALLY wasnt impressed with it actually... It was pretty boring and way too short

[mathhater]

too short perhaps...but I didn't think it was boring at all. I couldn't stop playing. "Kay...I'm totally quiting at the next checkpoint." Then, boom! it's 4 hours later...but to each his own...

[Fledermaus]

It's a fun game. It is kinda short. But if you start out on easy difficulty and move up a level every time you beat it, by the time you reach the superhero difficulty your characters are leveled up to intense bad-assery.

[Kenda Man]

Captain Cold talking to Candyman, a mobster in a hotel with armed bodyguards circling around Captain Cold .

Candyman: Do I need to remind you, you're in a hotel filled with over two hundred armed men. My army. You've got a dozen automatics staring at you. You're in no position to threaten anyone.
Captain Cold:It might look that way,"Jack", but I promise you... I'll take these idiots out before they can blink. Did you forget I'm used to tangling with someone that moves at the speed of light?Then I'll come after you. Shove this gun down your throat and freeze you from the indside out. It can take up to fifteen minutes to finish you off, but I've got the time.


The Flash: Rogues TPB

Captain Cold after killing Chillbaine who killed his sister.

Captain Cold:[Internal] I'm trying to hold it in. The creep that killed my sister is dead. I should be drunk, passed out on the floor, celebrating, or in the back with Angie, or out on a job... But I can't shake this feeling... God, as much as I loathe it. As much as I hate it--my heart's not always cold. [Internal]


The Flash: Rogues TPB


Impulse rushes in an empty building thinking that innocent people were in danger, where without Impulse's knowledge, Deathstroke is hiding in the shadows.

Impulse: Hello? Anyone here? Hell--
:::::A tranquilizer hits Impulse in the back of the neck when Bart slowed down for a second.:::::
Deathstroke: Like Moths to a light.
Impulse: What was...C-can't--
Deathstroke:Move? You may be able to leap around at the speed of sound--but you stopped for a second. And then you became a target. Your metabolism will break down the tranquilizer in less than a minute. But that's all I need. Sorry, Kid. Wrong place, wrong time. I'm sending a message.
::::CHAK:::Deathstroke pumps his shotgun and aims it at Impulse's knee:::::::
Tell the Titans-- kids shouldn't wear costumes.

BLAM!

Teen Titans: A Kid's Game TPB



The Justice League meeting after the events of Identity Crisis took place over what happened to Sue and Dr. Light. The violations Hawkman is refering to are the mind wipes of villains, performed by Zantana to make them forget the heroes identities and family members.

Hawkman: Don't talk to me about violations. You and Flash didn't see Sue's face that night. You didn't see what Light did to her. If I'd known this was going to be such a pain, I would've killed him then and there.

JLA Crisis of Conscience TPB


Batman punches Hawkman. Hawkman says this while getting up from the punch.

Hawkman: I hope it was worth it, Batman. Because I'm going to give you ten minutes you'll never forget.

JLA Crisis of Conscience TPB

[twylight]

Dinah: Going macho on me, big guy, with the bare chest?

Ollie: Feel free to do likewise...

Dinah: A lady is a lady...even in the depth of a rain forest.

Ollie: Does that include last night?

Dinah: I was perfectly ladylike last night......in a raunchy sort of way.

[King Ruler]

Kite-Man: I'll get you for this, Meat Cleaver!

Meat Cleaver: What are you going to do? Glide me to death?

And here goes another one from the Justice League game (correct me if it's wrong):

Batman: It appears to be a forcefield...

Superman: ....You really are the World's Greatest Detective....

[incubat]

And here goes another one from the Justice League game (correct me if it's wrong):

Batman: It appears to be a forcefield...

Superman: ....You really are the World's Greatest Detective....

lol

[Kebab gud]

i always liked this one:

Deadshot: You're one disturbed freak, Ragdoll. But you're committed to your freakism, I'll give you that.

[Anubis]

Black Canary: "We've been together a long time...longer than some Marriages last these days. Do you know why? Because we give each other exactly what we need...companionship..privacy...support...independ ence...commitment...freedom."

Green Arrow: "And fantastic sex."

[Super Mark]

Kite-Man: I'll get you for this, Meat Cleaver!

Meat Cleaver: What are you going to do? Glide me to death?

And here goes another one from the Justice League game (correct me if it's wrong):

Batman: It appears to be a forcefield...

Superman: ....You really are the World's Greatest Detective....


Both great; it's nice to see Supes with the sarcasm! But who is Kiteman? (Or meatcleaver)?

[boywondernerdDC]

wow my thread is still alive

[King Ruler]

Both great; it's nice to see Supes with the sarcasm! But who is Kiteman? (Or meatcleaver)?

Kiteman was this really cool supervillain who always got into it with Batman and the crew who had kite based weapons. And Meat Cleaver was this YJ villain. He accidentilly chopped off Kiteman's arm in that issue of YJ.

[Super Mark]

hey guys, where are the batman/blue beetle dialogue quotes coming from?
it sounds almost like the " I can't believe it's not t he Justice League" one of my favorite comics ever written. lol


JLI I believe.

By the way, this thread is the bomb!

I've found some GREAT books because of it; I bought Hush and Identity Crisis, for example.

I had the address for BoywonderNerdDC's thread in my signature line for months so more people could get onboard!

SUPER MARK :woot: :up:

[Super Mark]

wow my thread is still alive

Deservedly. You and a few others got the ball rolling beautifully; Comic Quotes deserves a long life, unlike some threads some of us wish we could go back in time and delete before we started them!


Super Mark

[MaskedManJRK]

Proof that Transmetropolitan kicks ass.

"I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again."

"The BAR. Five years of pulling a gun before changing the TV channel and punching the barman in the neck for a clean glass. The only human contact I had for five years. Outside of the odd local paramilitary vendetta. What a great bar. I hate it and everybody in it. If I'M miserable, then EVERYBODY'S miserable."

SPIDER: Notes towards...well, towards SOMETHING. Towards an ESSAY, maybe. A memoir from a cold place. No. Sounds crap. NOTES FROM THE ASS-HOLE OF THE WORLD.

[While encounting an ass-hole in a toll booth.]
SPIDER: Working this TOLLBOOTH all week, pissing in a whiskey bottle and weakly jerking off over the radio porn that AERIAL picks up...must be a tough life. But you really are everything I moved to the mountain to ESCAPE from. A worthless scrap of frogs**t with a pulse and a bit of authority. Here you go. I'll be back for you, s**teyes.

[While in heavy traffic.]
SPIDER: Move it OVER! Yeah, YOU! Eat s**t and die! I'll drive where I f**king LIKE! Yeah? YEAH? Come HERE then! The best part of you dried up on your mommy's thigh--

SPIDER: A Kenyan man once said to me, "You can get used to anything when money's involved." He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks a time.

"The city never allowed itself to decay or degrade. It's wildly, intensely GROWING. It's a loud, bright, stinking MESS. It takes STRENGTH from its THOUSANDS of cultures and the thousands MORE that grow ANEW each day. It isn't perfect. It LIES and CHEATS. It's no UTOPIA and it ain't the mountain by a LONG shot--but it's ALIVE. I can't ARGUE that."

SPIDER: My HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE is on DRUGS. Horrible.

"There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long--PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution."

SPIDER: Hello, Royce. Nice of you to have the phone fixed.
ROYCE: I didn't "fix" ANYTHING. I've got control of your line--I keep it cut off unless I want to talk to you.
SPIDER: You treacherous sack of s**t, I can't work without a phone--
ROYCE: You're DANGEROUS with a phone. Remember what you DID when you were alone with a phone in PRAGUE? Remember how many people DIED?

[After having his newfound two-headed cat piss on the phone while his editor was still on the line.]
SPIDER: You're a filthy, disgusting whore. That's a TERRIBLE thing to do. Keep up the good WORK.

"There was a time when I LIKED a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was GREAT, being nine years old."

[After getting into a strip club as a riot is occuring outside.]
STRIPPER: Oh, S**T, they've gotten IN--
SPIDER: It's okay, it's OKAY--I'm NOT a mad rioting bastard. I am, in fact, a completely DIFFERENT kind of bastard.

SPIDER: As I was SAYING, journalism is just a GUN. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you AIM right, that's all you NEED. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world...

"F**k you. If anyone in this s**thole city gave two tugs of a dead dog's c**k about Truth, this wouldn't be happening."

SPIDER: You...you've had it being displayed LIVE?
ROYCE: No one else could get a reporter in, Spider. You were IT. You're FAMOUS again, man...
SPIDER: NO! F**king NO! I don't WANT to be fameous again!
SPIDER: You miserable toad-screwing s**t-sucking father-raping--
ROYCE: HEY. Get some PERSPECTIVE. I've just made you THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, Spider.
SPIDER: *not listening* Grandmother's corpse-f**king ass-tick-infested-monkey-come-drinking--How MANY thousands?

SPIDER: I'M HERE TO STAY! SHOOT me and I'll spit your goddamn bullets back in your FACE! I'm Spider Jerusalem, and f**k ALL of you! HA!

[The FallenAngel]

^Ok...where can I buy that from? Those quotes are amazing.

[MaskedManJRK]

^Ok...where can I buy that from? Those quotes are amazing.

It's a DC title, under Vertigo, so it shouldn't be too hard to find. All of those quotes are from the first TPB, which is a skinny little thing for only 8 bucks. I highly recommend it. :up:

[incubat]

It's a DC title, under Vertigo, so it shouldn't be too hard to find. All of those quotes are from the first TPB, which is a skinny little thing for only 8 bucks. I highly recommend it. :up:

but what's it's name?

[The Question]

Transmetropolitan. It's the story of an angry, violent, drug addled gonzo journalist named Spider Jerusalem in a high tech futuristic version of American urban society.

[incubat]

uh...nice...i'll look into it, thx

[Kebab gud]

from BOP #60

Dinah: If i stayed mad at every girl Ollie ever slept with, I'd have to sequester myself from female contact of any kind, including Aliens and Robots

it was just so funny that i started to laught out loud

[Ultimate_Superman]

I do like the one with Azz Bat and Bane

Bane
"Gotham is mine, in my pocket"

Azz Bat
"Prepare to be mugged!"

[Kebab gud]

Here is a golden nugget this time from Wildcat

Wildcat: Pointing a gun? Okay. Trying to kill me? I can forgive that. But dont no one ever.. EVER.... Make fun of the champ' s hat!

another lol moment

[kytrigger]

I can't remember the line word for word, but it was somethign like:

"We are the Justice League. We've beaten up real Gods and made them cry. You are nothing to us."

-Martian Manhunter

[incubat]

Deservedly. You and a few others got the ball rolling beautifully; Comic Quotes deserves a long life, unlike some threads some of us wish we could go back in time and delete before we started them!


Super Mark

you mean like the INfamous "would doomsday have killed the batman?" thread?

[marvelisawesome]

"Surrender? Surrender?! You think this letter on my head stands for France?!"
-Ultimate Captain America
aha haha haha aahah

[The Question]

The Joker (after using his newly aquired cosmic powers to transform Harley Quinn into a constalation): You get the best seat in the house for Armageddon. Say goodnight, Harley. I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Heh. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it.

[incubat]

The Joker (after using his newly aquired cosmic powers to transform Harley Quinn into a constalation): You get the best seat in the house for Armageddon. Say goodnight, Harley. I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Heh. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it.

wow, when did that happen?

[The Question]

The Emperor Joker storyline in Superman. Mister J tricked Mxyzptlk into giving him his powers, and used them to remake Earth in his image and ultimately planned on replacing all order in the universe with the one thing he loves most: Pure, unchecked chaos.

[Anubis]

"Bump" - Anubis

[boywondernerdDC]

bump again

[batnkevlar]

"Mom... Dad... Please take care of Jack Drake... and our friend, Sue."- Bruce Wayne in Identity Crisis in one of the most touching moments I have seen Batman in.

[dmor173]

"I bet batman never does this to his parents" - Martha Kent Identity Crisis.

Damn that makes my heart drop everytime.

[dmor173]

(After he pats Wally on the shoulder)
Wally: Batman just touched me. Am I gonna die?

Where is this from? Is it from the cartoon?

[batnkevlar]

"I loved him like a brother, but don't forget where we were. This was Central City back in the day. HIS day. He came by at the end to get me out of there. It was like trying to compete with Sinatra. But that's why ice cream stores don't just sell chocolate and vanilla. Every once in a while, someone walks in and orders butter pecan."- Ralphy Dibny in Idenitity Crisis.

Yeah, I have the hardcover right in front of me. There's alotta good quotes in that one.

[Tally Man]

Lucifer: Every second you buy us will be worth having.
Christopher Rudd: Then I'll be a merchant for once. Buy cheap, and sell dear.

[The Question]

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast, and eat hearty! For tonight, we dine in HELL!"

[The Punisher]

Can't wait for 300. :up:

[trustyside-kick]

Blood cries for blood.

[incubat]

Bruce and Dick on investigating the deaths of some millionaires:

Dick: It's like she's daring us to catch her.
Bruce: Hm. Why not set yourself up as the next victim?
Dick: Me? But she's after young millionaires!
Bruce: I see. And you had someone else in mind to inherit Waynecorp?

[trustyside-kick]

^That's from BTAS, right? Oddly enough, my brother has been watching the BTAS DVDs and I'm sure that's from one of them.

[incubat]

^ehm, I'm not sure if it was used there....it's from Nightwing annual #1

[Roughneck]

"One big ass electro magnet coming up"

Black Lightning.

[Tally Man]

Wesley: Happy Goat ****ing, Mister Rictus.
Mr. Rictus: What? What did you say to me?
Wesley: Nothing.
Mr. Rictus: I don't **** goats, Mister Gibson. I make love to them.

[Roma]

Batman to Superman:

"Let's face it Superman. The last time you really inspired anyone, was when you were dead.

[boywondernerdDC]

i am glad this is still going

[WompuM]

"Oh Sobek!" -Isis 52 Week 43

[The Shredder]

"Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it!" - Wonder Woman

[Kebab gud]

The Atom (new guy): Oh My God! I'm Nude in my shirt!

[trustyside-kick]

Nightwing: I don't want you to take this the wrong way...but I want to ask you a question...why do I like you? Wait, let me rephrase that. Why do we trust you? That's the real question. Because it isn't just me. You come from nowhere with nothing but Batman's recommendation. Your file is practically empty--and even Green Arrow, the grandfather of the conspiracy theory, only throws a sideways glance if he's checking out your butt. Why?

Faith: It's a nice butt?

[WompuM]

trusty, what book is that from?

[trustyside-kick]

JLA: Obsidian Age Book 2

The rest of that conversation is really cool; especially if you are a Bat fan.

[Anubis]

"Okay. Lets review. Your ride is toast. I'm Nova. You're dead. Allow me to demonstrate."

[Kitsune]

Nightwing: I don't want you to take this the wrong way...but I want to ask you a question...why do I like you? Wait, let me rephrase that. Why do we trust you? That's the real question. Because it isn't just me. You come from nowhere with nothing but Batman's recommendation. Your file is practically empty--and even Green Arrow, the grandfather of the conspiracy theory, only throws a sideways glance if he's checking out your butt. Why?

Faith: It's a nice butt?

I love this quote

[incubat]

I love this quote

that story is pretty good, I love Nightwings speach and Batman's video, I'll try and post it later.

[Kebab gud]

lol Batman's video was cool "QUEEN!! ZIP IT!!" lol :P

[incubat]

^yeah I really laughed out loud on that one

[trustyside-kick]

I know this isn't a "comic" quote...but it was just too awesome and too funny to pass up. These are some lines from the JLU episode where Lex Luthor and Wally West exchange minds.

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Wally is freaking out when he finds out he is in Luthor's body and runs to the restroom. After confronted by Dr. Polaris, he begins to leave:

*Dr. Polaris clears his throat*
Wally as Luthor: What?
Dr. Polaris: You didn't wash your hands.
Wally as Luthor: Noooo...cause I'm evil. *smirks*

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Luthor, also in a bathroom, after a while of trying to escape the JLU watch tower in Wally's body, looking into the mirror:

Luthor as Wally: Lex. You're having a difficult day. Hmmm. If nothing else I can at least learn The Flash's secret identity.
*removes mask and long pause*
Luthor as Wally: I have no idea who this is.

[incubat]

I know this isn't a "comic" quote...but it was just too awesome and too funny to pass up. These are some lines from the JLU episode where Lex Luthor and Wally West exchange minds.

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Wally is freaking out when he finds out he is in Luthor's body and runs to the restroom. After confronted by Dr. Polaris, he begins to leave:

*Dr. Polaris clears his throat*
Wally as Luthor: What?
Dr. Polaris: You didn't wash your hands.
Wally as Luthor: Noooo...cause I'm evil. *smirks*

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Luthor, also in a bathroom, after a while of trying to escape the JLU watch tower in Wally's body, looking into the mirror:

Luthor as Wally: Lex. You're having a difficult day. Hmmm. If nothing else I can at least learn The Flash's secret identity.
*removes mask and long pause*
Luthor as Wally: I have no idea who this is.

I know that quote's been posted like a trizillion times, but it still cracks me up

[The Shredder]

Zombie-Ham!: "Very funny .. Mr. Quesada. Ha. Ha. Ha."

[trustyside-kick]

Green Arrow: You sure this is it?
Batman: Yes. The computer is decoding it. It's a latitude and longitude.
GA: How do you know?
B: I taught him the code.
GA: Why did he make the metal look like it's ten years old?
B: I'm sure if we did carbon dating it would be ten yeras old. He knew I'd recognize the code immediately. The aging is just his way of being...funny.
GA: Yeah, it's a riot. Was this whole thing about luring him out? Even Wayne Enterprises making that Fort Knox donation to the city?
B: I gave you the money to help Star City--the timing of it just happened to coincide.
GA: Lucky, eh? Just happened to be blowing into town so my girl could get snatched up by your psychotic wild child.
B: That's an oversimplification.
GA: You want to hear another? You're Poison, man. The kid is just another example of how you breed as much trouble as you break. The Big Bad Dark Knight. You're a walking psychosis, and every damned manner of sociopathic fruit fly flits toward you. And it seems like the chickens have come home to roost. You were a hell of a "father" to him, and now we're all paying for it.
B: I know you're concerned for your partner's safety--and you're falling back on your standard tack of overwrought verbal abuse. I can overlook that. But while I have my failings as a "mentor"...I believe it was you, who upon finding his young charge had become addicted to heroin--put him out on the street.
GA: I never said I was perfect.
B: No one has.
GA: Shut up and drive.

[incubat]

awesome

[IzzyJG99]

Green Arrow: You sure this is it?
Batman: Yes. The computer is decoding it. It's a latitude and longitude.
GA: How do you know?
B: I taught him the code.
GA: Why did he make the metal look like it's ten years old?
B: I'm sure if we did carbon dating it would be ten yeras old. He knew I'd recognize the code immediately. The aging is just his way of being...funny.
GA: Yeah, it's a riot. Was this whole thing about luring him out? Even Wayne Enterprises making that Fort Knox donation to the city?
B: I gave you the money to help Star City--the timing of it just happened to coincide.
GA: Lucky, eh? Just happened to be blowing into town so my girl could get snatched up by your psychotic wild child.
B: That's an oversimplification.
GA: You want to hear another? You're Poison, man. The kid is just another example of how you breed as much trouble as you break. The Big Bad Dark Knight. You're a walking psychosis, and every damned manner of sociopathic fruit fly flits toward you. And it seems like the chickens have come home to roost. You were a hell of a "father" to him, and now we're all paying for it.
B: I know you're concerned for your partner's safety--and you're falling back on your standard tack of overwrought verbal abuse. I can overlook that. But while I have my failings as a "mentor"...I believe it was you, who upon finding his young charge had become addicted to heroin--put him out on the street.
GA: I never said I was perfect.
B: No one has.
GA: Shut up and drive.

Even verbally Bruce can kick butt.

[IzzyJG99]

"You're the Green Lantern of this Sector, Kyle."
"No, that's Hal's job. John's and Guy's, too."
"What about me?"
"You're the Starheart, Alan. I'm an abberation."
"That's where you're wrong, Kyle."
"What?"
"Hal may be the best Green Lantern and John may be brilliant. Guy..well he's tough as nails. You, though? You are The Green Lantern. A God of emerald energy."

[incubat]

once again...awesome...where is that from?

[incubat]

From Emperor Joker: Darkseid is meeting with Ganthet, Shazam, Highfather, Zeus and Phantom Stranger:

DS: [...] Needless to say, we now have mutual interests in the safety of cosmos.
An insignificant spec on the planet "Earth" has stumbled onto something which is, by right, mine. I refer to, of course--THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION.
Ganthet. Shazam. Highfather. Zeus. Phantom Stranger. You all know what will happen should this Joker realize its true potential. So acting on behalf of the combined universes, I want your word that you will not interfere in my task. Well, what you say you all?

Zeus: Wassup "D"?
Highfather: Wasssap!
Phantom Stranger: WHATZZZUP!
Shazam: Yo, where's Desaad?
Ganthet: Wazzzup?

Darkseid: I am too late.

__________________________________________________ _______________

Joker: Boo. Well, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is you are about a day late and a dollar short to pick up your very own Anti-Life Equation. But the good news is I'm looking for a lawn jockey for out in front of my "Ha-Hacienda." And with a new coat of paint, you'd look sort of spiffy in the role. Either that or as a hood ornament, I can't decide.
Well...what say you?

Darkseid: I...I'm watchin' your game...drinkin' a suds...

Joker: True. True.

[The Shredder]

"I am Wonder Woman." - Donna Troy Wonder Woman Vol 3 #1

[SouLeSS]

Luthor, also in a bathroom, after a while of trying to escape the JLU watch tower in Wally's body, looking into the mirror:

Luthor as Wally: Lex. You're having a difficult day. Hmmm. If nothing else I can at least learn The Flash's secret identity.
*removes mask and long pause*
Luthor as Wally: I have no idea who this is.

Awesome. (bump)

[Lex Luthor]

"I try not to look for the good in any situation. That way I find I'm not disappointed by anyone." - Batman (Superman/Batman #4)

[Spidey]

"Everyone on the planet Earth is picking on me." - Ultimate Spider-Man #81

[Lex Luthor]

"Your...butler guards the cave with a shotgun?You didn't have a spare Mr. Freeze ray gun he could use?" - Superman

"This from a man who uses a dog with a cape to protect his fortress." - Batman Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

[mathhater]

Approximate quote after Wonder Woman rescues Nemesis...

Nemesis: "Is this a dream? Can't be...you never wear that in my dreams."
WW: "What do I wear?"
Nemesis: "I don't know. Dessert toppings mostly."

Nemesis: "...Ow."

[Lex Luthor]

"It's hard to talk peace when you're punching somebody's lights out!" - Blue Beetle JL #3.

[incubat]

Approximate quote after Wonder Woman rescues Nemesis...

Nemesis: "Is this a dream? Can't be...you never wear that in my dreams."
WW: "What do I wear?"
Nemesis: "I don't know. Dessert toppings mostly."

Nemesis: "...Ow."

funny...:woot:

[spike6613]

From Batman #665:
"Face down in my own blood and vomit in the pouring rain....must...must be....must be a better way...to strike terror...into the hearts of criminals" *falls down*

[GoldenAgeHero]

i wonder what morrison means by that? sounds like he has some plans for that.

[Darthphere]

He just got his ass kicked. That's all that means. Good lord, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar people.

[GoldenAgeHero]

don't have a cow, man!

[Darthphere]

That's physically impossible.

[GoldenAgeHero]

its not impossible to have a cow in you:cwink: .....hahaha:csad:

I love being the goddamn GAH.

[Anubis]

bump

[BubbaGump]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4763/33470815hx5.jpg

[Anubis]

Crazy Batman is awesome.

[Elijya]

"The Avengers' battle cry is 'Avengers Assemble!'. The Fantastic Four's battle cry is, 'Johnny, wait!'" -Mark Waid

[Hush]

I love this thread. Its a good one.

[The Leaguer]

That's not a real quote.

[Hush]

But if i just said it than it could be quoted and therefore enter the reality of quotism! Ha!

[Anubis]

I love this thread. Its a good one.

QFT

[Super Mark]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4763/33470815hx5.jpg


There is something in this dialogue that makes me think of a Quentin Tarantino Script. Like something from Pulp Fiction. Just the rythm or the words... I don't know. Anyone?

[Fledermaus]

If Tarantino had written it there would be at least one 'Motherf#cker' in it.

[Dragmire]

just one?

[Fledermaus]

I said at least one.

[hammy]

Approximate quote after Wonder Woman rescues Nemesis...

Nemesis: "Is this a dream? Can't be...you never wear that in my dreams."
WW: "What do I wear?"
Nemesis: "I don't know. Dessert toppings mostly."

Nemesis: "...Ow."

Nothing beats this. :woot:

[KangConquers]

From the Avengers Celestial Madonna saga:

Swordsman: We did it! we beat Kang!
Kang: (Expletives deleted!!!!)

[Andy C.]

I always love the banter in Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

*Superman suddenly appears behind Batman, catching him off-guard*

Batman: You could have called.
Superman: It was faster to fly in.
Batman: "Faster than a speeding phone call?" We'll have to test that some day.

Batman's Inner Monologue: I hate when he does that.
Superman's Inner Monologue: I have to admit, I love being able to do that to him.

*Superman, shot with a Kryptonite bullet, is talking incoherrently while Batman drags him to safety via the sewers towards the Cave*

Superman: ...you know who I was thinking about the other day?
Batman: Who?
Superman: Magpie.
Batman: The Killer?
Superman: Do we know another Magpie? Whatever happened to her?
Batman: She died.
Superman: Are you sure?
Batman: Reasonably.
Superman: Why is it...that the good villains...never die?
Batman: Clark....what the hell are 'good' villains?

*Superman and Batman are surrounded by pretty much every supervillain in the DC Universe*

Batman: I think we can take them. Do you think we can take them?
Superman: You always think we can take them.
Batman: You're right. I do.
Superman: Then let's take them.

One that's not from Public Enemies, but still good:

*after Superman brings an unconscious Metallo into the Cave to be studied*

Batman: Why do you always have to bring them here?!
Superman: You have another Cave I don't know about?
Batman: Couldn't we take him to your Fortress for once?
Superman: You hate the dog.

[Vanguard07]

It was kinda corny but I liked "Why arent you screaming?" in Annihilation Conquest: Nova.

Or Drax's "Stay focused or I'll kill you" from the first Annihilation.

[Anubis]

"I demand a week onna beach...an' beautiful women running to and fro, dammit...I'm an...E.M.P.I.R.E. Agent...these are my rights and privileges...I could go for, like, 200cc's of...F**KIN' AWESOME...injected in' ta my heart...STAT.'

Casanova Quinn

[Batfan86]

*The Joker pulls up to a drive-thru speaker to order with a bound and gagged Robin as a hostage*

Clown speaker - "Take your order please?"

Joker - "Yes indeedy, thank you. I'd like the big beefer, heavy mustard, double pickles, three strips of bacon, make 'em crispy, ranch dressing on the side..."

Clown speaker - "Ah, sir, you'll have to talk slower.."

Joker - "Side order of fries also crispy, one of those fake pie thingees with the boiling hot juice inside that scalds the roof of your mouth, I love that..."

Clown Speaker - "Sir..."

Joker - "Two of your special eggnog shakes, a boy's kiddie meal and I'll pay extra for a full assortment of the toys that come with it."

Clown Speaker - "SIR! You were talking too fast. You'll have to repeat all that."

Joker - "Of all the incompetence!"

*The Joker pulls around to the window knocking the car in front out of the way.*

Joker - "Listen to this, you brain-dead cephalopod! I have better things to do than repeat myself as nauseum in the fleeting hope that through some miracle you might somehow triumph over your own crushing ignorance and get one item of my order right!"

Drive-thru girl - "Sir..."

Joker - "I demand to see your manager!"

Manager - "I'm sorry, Sir. How may I help you?"

BLAM!!! *the Joker shoots the manager point blank through the window.*

Joker *frowning* - "I really wanted those shakes." *Joker perks up* "Oh well, life is filled with dissapointment."

-Detective Comics #826 (Slayride)

[shin_en]

*BUMP*

How come this thread isn't sticky'd?

[WompuM]

It's not that popular.

[Anubis]

If I had my Atomic Robo issues 1 and 2 I'd contribute a few quotes.

[Flash Facts]

After cops mistake Capitan Cold for Mr. Freeze.

Capitan Cold: Mr. Freeze? That love sick freak? He has an ice pistol. Shoots snow. The name's Capitan Cold and this--
*Draws gun*
--is a cold gun.

[Aristotle]

Well, just about every issue of the Goon is f'n loaded with good quotations, but as I was rereading my old JLI issues, I came across maybe the funniest thing Guy Gardner ever said.

Context: Batman and Guy (this is "sensitive" Guy, you'll remember) are discussing the probability that the League's Soviet embassy is bugged by the Russians, and Guy doesn't believe it. Batman surreptitiously shows Guy a bunch of bugs he's already found, to drive the point home.

Guy: Oh my goodness! That's awful!
Rocket Red (approaching from behind): What is awful?
Guy: I know you won't believe this, but Batman found--(Batman elbows him hard) OWW!
RR: Found what?
Guy: He found the, uh, bathroom! And, boy, was he surprised by that state-of-the-art plumbing! You know how Batman is--he likes to check every little thing. I remember this one time...

[WompuM]

Ha. That is a good one.

[Lex Luthor]

"It's hard to talk peace when you're punching somebody's lights out!" - JL #3, Blue Beetle.

[Anubis]

"Automobiles have been the best melee weapons to use against giant monsters since the 50's. It's Science fact." -Atomic Robo

Robo After defeating an army of giant ants, and talking to reporters.

"I just used my violence on them."

[Kitsune]

Okay, it's not a comic, but one of my favorite quotes from the Batman Superman show.
<The flying wing that Joker was in just blows up>
Harley "Puddin...."
Batman "At this point, he probably is"
Harley whimpers.

[Hush]

I think using anything from the timm verse is ok, considering that some of the stuff on those shows is better than most of the stories we get nowadays.

Does anyone know the quote from Batman in the episode of JLU Dark Heart when bats is falling from the sky? That is a good quote.

[Kitsune]

I think using anything from the timm verse is ok, considering that some of the stuff on those shows is better than most of the stories we get nowadays.

Does anyone know the quote from Batman in the episode of JLU Dark Heart when bats is falling from the sky? That is a good quote.

Is this is?
Batman: [in free fall, having bailed out of his plane] Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all. [continues to fall] Now would be good.

[incubat]

classic

[Anubis]

"Stand Behind me, and no power on Earth can harm you." -Thor

[Lex Luthor]

"Quiet, Prune Chin!!! Hulk not eat more than his fair share! Prune chin should shut up before Hulk forgets how bad he must taste!" - Hulk/Marvel Zombies :p

[Andy C.]

Probably my favorite quote from Justice:

Alfred (possessed by Grodd): You stupid animals. You have won nothing. I will dance on your bones. I will feast on your flesh. You have no idea what's coming!

Batman: Shut up, Alfred.

[shin_en]

talking about batman in Arkham Asylum:

guy in black mask: i say we take off his mask. i want to see his REAL face.

joker: oh don't be so PREDICTABLE, for christ's sake!. that IS his real face

when i first read this, i was like, "oh @#!*, joker really gets who batman is"

[incubat]

^he really does

[israely]

make like a banana & split -jack knight

[casusev]

One of my favorites in recent memory:

On the subject of inducting Booster Gold into the (new) Justice League:
Batman: "For Blue Beetle, Roy. Let's give him a week. We watch Him. We see what he does. And if..IF.. it's a unanimous vote after that--we'll flip a coin."
-Booster Gold #1

[shin_en]

Batman: ALFRED!!!!
Alfred: Sir...?
Batman: You're... here. safe.
Alfred: Speaking to the world's greatest detective, it would be neglectful of me not to point out--- you are correct, sir.

[shin_en]

Green Arrow: If you want a good enemy choose a friend-- they know exactly where to strike
Flash: ...
Green Arrow: ...
Flash: ...
Green Arrow: ...
Flash: You're a real wack job, aren't you?
Green Arrow: Someone has to be.

[IzzyJG99]

I always liked this quote from Batman Beyond "Rebirth."

Lead Joker: "We're the Jokers, Old Man!"
Old Bruce: He smiles "Sure you are..."

Or that one episode of Batman Beyond where Powers is making Bruce appear insane.

Terry: How did you know you weren't crazy?
Bruce: For starters I'm not.
Terry: I hope your second point makes a better case.
Bruce: The voice called me Bruce. I don't call myself Bruce.
Terry: What do you call you---Oh....Just remember that's my name now.
Bruce: Tell my subconscious that.

[Anubis]

From Morrison's JLA

Martian Manhunter getting his ass kicked by the King Angel Asmodel
"you....shall not....pass...Asmodel..."

Superman walking up from behind "You've done enough old friend. Stand Down. I'll take over now."

Asmodel "Mortal Thing!"

They crash into each other in a cataclysmic death grip

Asmodel "Yield!"

Superman"Never!"

Flash "This is the guy who said he couldn't live up to his myth..he's wrestling an angel..."

[shin_en]

Bruce: How does it feel to always be right, Alfred?

Alfred: I strain under the burden, sir.

[Hush]

^ LOL thats one is damn funny!

[shin_en]

Am I beating a dead horse trying to keep this thread alive?
anyways:

The Dark Knight Returns
"There are seven working defences from this positon. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other--hurts."

[Anubis]

Everytime I find a good quote, I forget to put it here.

[taskmaster]

From Arkham Asylum

Mad Hatter(to Batman): Arkham is the looking glass and we are you.

Batman(after throwing an axe at Joker's feet): You're all free.
Joker: Oh, we know that but what about you.

Two-Face: The moon is a big silver dollar flipped by God. Look, it landed scarred side up and so he made the world.

[incubat]

from the Return of Donna Troy:
Kid Flash: I just don't get it, Cyborg--why do the gods--the people with all the power--do this to the people that don't?
Shift: The big people've been spitting on the little people since the beginning of time, kid. That crap don't ever change.
Cyborg: I'd quit this gig right now if I actually believed that, Shift.

[incubat]

passing next to some robots in a luthor base:

Beast Boy: This is not the titans you were looking for.
Wonder Girl: Gar, stop bothering the killer robots.
Beast Boy: Coming.

[shin_en]

wonder girl: ...wait a second... you just LIED to STARFIRE?!
robin: I lie to BATMAN

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1633/1246/1600/Robin.jpg

[incubat]

wonder girl: ...wait a second... you just LIED to STARFIRE?!
robin: I lie to BATMAN

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1633/1246/1600/Robin.jpg

haha, that's a good one

[Mister J]

Underworld Unleashed:

*The Trickster's inner monologue as he notices the villains on hand, gathered by Neron*

Oh, nice going, Neron. Pick the one guy no one wants to be in the same room with. When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories.

[selinakyle415]

From Arkham Asylum

Mad Hatter(to Batman): Arkham is the looking glass and we are you.

Batman(after throwing an axe at Joker's feet): You're all free.
Joker: Oh, we know that but what about you.

Two-Face: The moon is a big silver dollar flipped by God. Look, it landed scarred side up and so he made the world.

Very nice. :D

[spiderbob]

Underworld Unleashed:

*The Trickster's inner monologue as he notices the villains on hand, gathered by Neron*

Oh, nice going, Neron. Pick the one guy no one wants to be in the same room with. When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories.

:grin:

I like this one.

[boywondernerdDC]

just thought i'd revive this to see if anyone has any new quotes

[Origins]

hey guys, i just found this place in a search and I'm liking it. but i hate to say my first post has to be all business:

in that i mean i have to do a monologue for one of my classes and I would like to do something from a comic book, seeing as how thats never really been done before. if you've got anything, it would be very helpful for me. the grittier the material, the better. I want it to be interesting. thanks

[Anubis]

I'll see if I can find something. In the meantime


From Starman"

Ted Knight - You're wearing that T-Shirt. The one you know I don't like.



Jack Knight -Yeah, i know. I forgot. Sorry, dad.

Ted Knight - .....Well, at least it was nothing malicious.

Jack Knight - I wasn't trying to get my old man riled. No, I have a lot on my mind. I forgot...you know how that can happen if anyone does.

Ted Knight - Yes, son. I know. I know.

Jack Knight - Dad, I'm Starman. Right? You say it. I'm....beginng...once in a blue moon at night, am beginning to say it myself even.

Ted Knight - That's good to hear.

Jack Knight - But if I am, and there are certain...shadows...secrets..in the past of Starman's lineage, I should be told them, shouldn't I? How do I know that this knowledge...being forewarned of it..won't save my life one day?

Ted Knight - I'll admit, you have a point.

Jack Knight - Then what is it? It's something that happened in your past, and this T-shirt, the symbol on it, it's all linked somehow, yeah? I should know dad...............................Dad? Are you listening?

Ted Knight - (Sigh) Yes, i'm listening. And I suppose i'm agreeing, too. It's just that...the event..there's...do you know what that image is on the T-shirt?

Many don't. They think it's Raggedy Ann or the Scarecrow from the Oz books. They wear the thing, oblivious. I stopped a woman once who had her little daughter wearing one for heaven's sake.

Jack Knight - I know, Dad. It's the Ragdoll. The costumed Villain. "Opal City's Charlie Manson" as he was called. But that's all past. His face...it doesn't meean anything. It's become a pop icon. No one remembers the facts or cares to. Like Manson. Axel Rose wore his face on a T-shirt in a video. It's just a hip image. Nothing more.

Ted Knight - Oh, there was more. i was there. I remember, and if that's your attitude, perhaps you should indeed be told. The Ragdoll. A petty thug turned killing messiah. The moment he started preaching his mad drivel, the followers gathered. The crimes they committed in his name....were savage and audacious and most without logic. August was a b***h, as I recall. Innocent blood ran in this city.

Jack Knight - When was this dad?

Ted Knight - Thirteen years gone.



The situation grew to a head with the slaughter of that actor and his family. There were the kid-napped twins...little girls..they'd been gone for days. And the Ragdoll's gang was building up..preparing for some big, violent event. I never did find out exactly what, come to think of it.

The city was scared. You could taste and smell it. The Fear. I didn't want that. Not for Opal. My friends came in. There were five of us. Jay, Allen, Rex, Chuck, and me.

Chuck and Rex went off into the night. they fought the Ragdoll's minions. Chuck found the twins. Saved them. And Rex...He fought an army. That night he was a God. Son, I was so proud of him...proud to know him.

Jay, Allen, and Myself, we went in search of Ragdoll. We had a lead. We knew where we thought he might be. And sure enough, we found him there.

Jack Knight - So? What? Yeah, you found him?

Ted Knight - He said he'd rule his minions from prison. He said he'd have Joan killed...Jay's wife, this is. Allen had employees, and me...He knew who I had. He said he'd have you killed, Jack. You and your brother.

Jack Knight - So, what happened?

Ted Knight It wasn't as cold-blooded as it might sound, what we ultimately did. there was confusion. Danger. Not much time to think. But....(sigh)...we killed him, in the end. that's what it boils down to.

I've Lived in shame for a lot of things Jack. You know how I helped make the A-Bomb. You know all the times i've been in Sanitariums. Well, now you can add this to the list.

{Jack Stairs at Starman Statue}

Ted Knight - Jack, I have work to do. Michael's in his room sleeping, but i'd like to run more tests on him in a while. Would you mind leaving? I'd like some time alone.

Jack Knight Sure, dad. Sure. I...I.. And i'll burn the shirt when I get home.

Hey pop,I got a new recipe for steamed crab in ginger and garlic. How about in a day or two you come over and i'll cook it? You can make fun of all the old stuff i have in my apartment. I can get mad and yell at you. It'll be like old times. Bring Michael too?

Ted Knight - That...err..yes, i'd like that.

Jack Knight - 'Kay, i'll buzz you in the A.M. bout it. Dad...one last thing. I promised Myself i'd never kill again...after I snuffed Davey's Killer. But..if I learned someone threatened you with death..if I thought they were serious and they had a chance of succeeding...i'd break my promise in an opal city heart beat.

[CLARKY]

"My mom made it for me."
Superman : for all seasons. :up:
wonder girl: ...wait a second... you just LIED to STARFIRE?!
robin: I lie to BATMAN
I remember this one. It's excellent. One of the few I can remember without re-treading the book.

[cerealkiller182]

Wars are never won, regardless of who might be the victor. The very act of war is itself a horrible defeat.
- Green Lantern #127

In this world, there is right and there is wrong, and that distinction is not difficult to make.
- Kingdom Come #3

..nobody's got so many friends that he can afford to start losin' 'em.
- Avengers #88

[IzzyJG99]

I know it's from a cheesy cartoon based on Teen Titans, but I like the line.

Slade/Deathstroke: I could be a Father to you, Robin.
Robin: ...I already have a Father...
Followed by a pan up and a bat fluttering across the sky.

[SenseiofCheese]

I've always liked Batman and Darkseid's interaction from the Supergirl arc.

Darkseid: I could DESTROY you with a single blast of my Omega Beams
Batman: Yes. But that would not stop the bombs.
Darkseid: You WILL disarm the lot.
Batman: Release the girl -- and give your word to leave her be.

*Darkseid slams Batman up against a wall*

Batman: Disavow Kara Zor-El......Say. It.
Darkseid: Well played.

[yenaled]

I'll see if I can find something. In the meantime


From Starman"

Ted Knight - You're wearing that T-Shirt. The one you know I don't like.



Jack Knight -Yeah, i know. I forgot. Sorry, dad.

Ted Knight - .....Well, at least it was nothing malicious.

Jack Knight - I wasn't trying to get my old man riled. No, I have a lot on my mind. I forgot...you know how that can happen if anyone does.

Ted Knight - Yes, son. I know. I know.

Jack Knight - Dad, I'm Starman. Right? You say it. I'm....beginng...once in a blue moon at night, am beginning to say it myself even.

Ted Knight - That's good to hear.

Jack Knight - But if I am, and there are certain...shadows...secrets..in the past of Starman's lineage, I should be told them, shouldn't I? How do I know that this knowledge...being forewarned of it..won't save my life one day?

Ted Knight - I'll admit, you have a point.

Jack Knight - Then what is it? It's something that happened in your past, and this T-shirt, the symbol on it, it's all linked somehow, yeah? I should know dad...............................Dad? Are you listening?

Ted Knight - (Sigh) Yes, i'm listening. And I suppose i'm agreeing, too. It's just that...the event..there's...do you know what that image is on the T-shirt?

Many don't. They think it's Raggedy Ann or the Scarecrow from the Oz books. They wear the thing, oblivious. I stopped a woman once who had her little daughter wearing one for heaven's sake.

Jack Knight - I know, Dad. It's the Ragdoll. The costumed Villain. "Opal City's Charlie Manson" as he was called. But that's all past. His face...it doesn't meean anything. It's become a pop icon. No one remembers the facts or cares to. Like Manson. Axel Rose wore his face on a T-shirt in a video. It's just a hip image. Nothing more.

Ted Knight - Oh, there was more. i was there. I remember, and if that's your attitude, perhaps you should indeed be told. The Ragdoll. A petty thug turned killing messiah. The moment he started preaching his mad drivel, the followers gathered. The crimes they committed in his name....were savage and audacious and most without logic. August was a b***h, as I recall. Innocent blood ran in this city.

Jack Knight - When was this dad?

Ted Knight - Thirteen years gone.



The situation grew to a head with the slaughter of that actor and his family. There were the kid-napped twins...little girls..they'd been gone for days. And the Ragdoll's gang was building up..preparing for some big, violent event. I never did find out exactly what, come to think of it.

The city was scared. You could taste and smell it. The Fear. I didn't want that. Not for Opal. My friends came in. There were five of us. Jay, Allen, Rex, Chuck, and me.

Chuck and Rex went off into the night. they fought the Ragdoll's minions. Chuck found the twins. Saved them. And Rex...He fought an army. That night he was a God. Son, I was so proud of him...proud to know him.

Jay, Allen, and Myself, we went in search of Ragdoll. We had a lead. We knew where we thought he might be. And sure enough, we found him there.

Jack Knight - So? What? Yeah, you found him?

Ted Knight - He said he'd rule his minions from prison. He said he'd have Joan killed...Jay's wife, this is. Allen had employees, and me...He knew who I had. He said he'd have you killed, Jack. You and your brother.

Jack Knight - So, what happened?

Ted Knight It wasn't as cold-blooded as it might sound, what we ultimately did. there was confusion. Danger. Not much time to think. But....(sigh)...we killed him, in the end. that's what it boils down to.

I've Lived in shame for a lot of things Jack. You know how I helped make the A-Bomb. You know all the times i've been in Sanitariums. Well, now you can add this to the list.

{Jack Stairs at Starman Statue}

Ted Knight - Jack, I have work to do. Michael's in his room sleeping, but i'd like to run more tests on him in a while. Would you mind leaving? I'd like some time alone.

Jack Knight Sure, dad. Sure. I...I.. And i'll burn the shirt when I get home.

Hey pop,I got a new recipe for steamed crab in ginger and garlic. How about in a day or two you come over and i'll cook it? You can make fun of all the old stuff i have in my apartment. I can get mad and yell at you. It'll be like old times. Bring Michael too?

Ted Knight - That...err..yes, i'd like that.

Jack Knight - 'Kay, i'll buzz you in the A.M. bout it. Dad...one last thing. I promised Myself i'd never kill again...after I snuffed Davey's Killer. But..if I learned someone threatened you with death..if I thought they were serious and they had a chance of succeeding...i'd break my promise in an opal city heart beat.

That gave me nightmares about the original Ragdoll. Good quote.

[Anubis]

But when they showed what happened that night later on in the series, it made the original Hourman one of my all time favs.

[Laplace_Zombie]

"Don't focus on Countdown, focus elsewhere."

Rip Hunter?

[majorstar]

List your Favourite from the C' Books, IE; FBI Agent in JLE 4, (The one where the team have to learn French)

FBI agent, " I don't need to learn French, I'm an American":woot:

[cerealkiller182]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=226194&highlight=quotes

[Anubis]

Merged.

[boywondernerdDC]

BUMP, lets get some new ones!!!

[Vanguard07]

If only there was anything left to say.

[Dark Victory]

HA HA HA HA! I'm sorry sometime I just kill me...especially when I think about killing you.- The Joker

[yenaled]

I did once consider resigning from my position in the Wayne Household.
"I need a disguise" he said and I thought he'd finally gone mad with grief especially those next words... "I shall become a Bat".
But when I saw what meant, when I watched how he surrendered himself to an ideal. How he used each heartache and failure, to become a better man, in the service of others.
What could I do but stand in humble awe? And keep his wounds clean and his uniform tidy and send him safely on his way.
"Alfred" he said not long ago. "If anyone asks for an obituary, tell them Batman's big secret was the classic whodunnit."
"Only, its not about who killed Batman but who kept him alive all these years."
And he stopped there, leaving the rest to me.
The Whereabouts of Batman remain unknown.
And yes I can see him now, in the grip of implacable forces, innumerable foes. Somewhere without hope. In a place where all seems lost. And I know this...
The enemy will look away for just a moment, underestimating him for that single fraction of a second to long
And no matter how dark the night...
There will be no hiding place for evil.

[Hush]

What is that from its AMAZING!

[Blader5489]

I did once consider resigning from my position in the Wayne Household.
"I need a disguise" he said and I thought he'd finally gone mad with grief especially those next words... "I shall become a Bat".
But when I saw what meant, when I watched how he surrendered himself to an ideal. How he used each heartache and failure, to become a better man, in the service of others.
What could I do but stand in humble awe? And keep his wounds clean and his uniform tidy and send him safely on his way.
"Alfred" he said not long ago. "If anyone asks for an obituary, tell them Batman's big secret was the classic whodunnit."
"Only, its not about who killed Batman but who kept him alive all these years."
And he stopped there, leaving the rest to me.
The Whereabouts of Batman remain unknown.
And yes I can see him now, in the grip of implacable forces, innumerable foes. Somewhere without hope. In a place where all seems lost. And I know this...
The enemy will look away for just a moment, underestimating him for that single fraction of a second to long
And no matter how dark the night...
There will be no hiding place for evil.

I've been pretty lukewarm on RIP, but that speech made the whole damn thing worthwhile. I hope it ends up at the end of Batman 3 somehow. :woot:

[RootBeerMaster]

"you are familar with my home? Dust

" I have Killed in afganstan before." Laura Kinney

"She Doesn't Smell Dead" Laura Kinney

"I Just want a know one thing? Do you have a girlfriend?" Shrinking Violet.

"So you going to fight me now" Kitty Pryde

"Nah, I wouldn't want you do go all Ninja on me" Wolverine

[yenaled]

I've been pretty lukewarm on RIP, but that speech made the whole damn thing worthwhile. I hope it ends up at the end of Batman 3 somehow. :woot:

It just show for me whenever people go on about how Morisson can only write crazy - they are actually really missing out.

What is that from its AMAZING!

Last issue of Batman #683

[Ace of Knaves]

"The name's Wilson, Wade Wilson. I'm a dick, a private dick. A DETECTIVE!!! Never mind.... I smelled a case, I smelled danger. But mostly, I smelled a dead guy who'd been living in caves for the last few years."

[Vanguard07]

All my comics are boxed up at the moment so I can't go look at the actual issue.
Could someone throw up the bit of dialogue from THOR where that human guy, Bill, tries to explain to the asgardians about points and basketball? I remember that moment was hilarious.

[Andy C.]

From the finale of Last Son:

Bizarro: Rrrr.
Non: Rrrr.
Bizarro: Rrrr?
Non: Rrrr!
Bizarro: RRRR!!!

Shakespeare himself couldn't have said it better.

[Andy C.]

Wasn't too huge on JLA Year One, but one moment stood out to me:

(In the midst of a big battle between the League and an army of alien invaders, the entire alien force suddenly drops dead)

Hal: So...did we win?
Barry: (surrounded by corpses) Yeah. Hooray.

[boywondernerdDC]

bump! Let's get some more!

"It takes about a minute to fall from this height. And, despite what you may have heard, you're likely to stay conscious the whole way down. Thoughts like that keep me warm at night."
-Batman

[incubat]

How about some Umbrella Academy:

The Séance: Wait! I can get you cash! Hooker amputees!

Hazel: All we're interested in is red licorice whips and armageddon-- and we got twenty bucks for candy and more power than we know what to do with...

Cha Cha: WE GOT YOUR NUKES.

-----------------------------------------

Number 5 (to Rumor): Are you not getting all of this? I'll say it in plain english-- I am the perfect killer in every sense of the word --BECAUSE-- --I-- --AM-- --EVERY-- --KILLER.-- I'm the act of change possesed in a revolver packed into a suitcase bomb. I am every Mark David Chapman and every Charlotte Corday. I am Luigi Lucheni slow-dancing with Balthasar to the tune of of semi-automatics, while Gavrilo Princip masturbates in the corner with BATH-TUB NAPALM. I am ALL of them, and SO MUCH MORE... because I am going to live FOREVER.
So WHO better to commit the most NOTORIOUS assasinations of all time? Who BETTER to kill the president of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? They just didn't expect me to REBEL...
(looking at a pet shop window) That's one cute puppy.

[trustyside-kick]

From Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

Superman: I wish it didn't have to be like this. Luthor has turned friends against friends. Before you black out, I want you to understand--

Hawkman: --Superman, you arrogant fool. Do you think you two invented castling? Now, before you black out...my glove? It's called "The Claw of Horus." It draws its power from the magnetic core of the Earth. Essentially...I just hit you with the planet.

Man I wish they would've kept that line when they made the animated film.

[steelio2006]

"Aw yeah, Titans!" - Just bout every member of the Tiny Titans

[brianbuck]

"Fool! I need not run from anything!!!"

"Pay attention, you incompetent clods. Although others fear radiation, I alone can make it my servant."

"I think I liked you better as the thick-wited clod who ran around the Mid-West in torn trousers yelling 'Hulk will smash'."

"You may be fast, but I've been doing this for years. So, as the kids say, bring it on."

-Doctor Octopus

[KevanG]

I like this thread and believe it's time for an old fashioned *BUMP*

[Hush]

From BTAS episode Old Wounds:

Batman has just hit the Jokers Hyenas and the Joker has just hit Batgirl off a building but the Joker responds with

" Hey do I hit your kids!.......oh I guess I do."

[boywondernerdDC]

From Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

Superman: I wish it didn't have to be like this. Luthor has turned friends against friends. Before you black out, I want you to understand--

Hawkman: --Superman, you arrogant fool. Do you think you two invented castling? Now, before you black out...my glove? It's called "The Claw of Horus." It draws its power from the magnetic core of the Earth. Essentially...I just hit you with the planet.

Man I wish they would've kept that line when they made the animated film.

I agree, I really wish this would've been in the movie.

From BTAS episode Old Wounds:

Batman has just hit the Jokers Hyenas and the Joker has just hit Batgirl off a building but the Joker responds with

" Hey do I hit your kids!.......oh I guess I do."

I just watched this episode a couple nights ago and I love that line!

[Hush]

The line in that show is geat but the whole episode is pure win.

[Mystirious]

Maelstrom: Look, we represent conceptual opposites. Life and death. Eternity and oblivion. We were never going to be friends, I accept that. But it doesn't make ME evil and YOU good.

Drax: yet it clearly makes you loud and me quiet

Maelstrom: Life and death, they're just two halves of nature. Neither one i right. neither one is wrong. They fight each other like all great cosmic concepts do. And every now and then one gets the upper hand

Phyla: Does he ever shut up?

Draz: Let's just kill him and find out

[Green Lantern]

Larfleeze: "Victory is mine Baldy! And if you had any hair, I'd take that too!"

[boywondernerdDC]

Larfleeze: "Victory is mine Baldy! And if you had any hair, I'd take that too!"


I FINALLY got a chance to read Blackest Night and I laughed out loud at this line. Larfleeze is ridiculous.

"The apocalypse is cancelled. Until I say so"
"Tomorrow belongs to Batman"
-Damian Wayne

[Hiddensymbols]

Hey guys i was wondering if you could help me out, I could have sworn I read a comic with Alfred talking about Bruce, and as his mother lay in the street dying she saw her son become a demon or something along those lines and I loved that panel and what Alfred was saying I just can't seem to remember where its from or if in fact I imagined it all up.

[Mystirious]

From Buffy Season 8

Willow: I think they're ****ing.

Next Issue: They ****

And they did.

In space:awesome:

[boywondernerdDC]

What can we beat but never defeat? Time and the Batman

[falor3]

"Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot." -I think you know who.
"Did I finally reach the limits of reason? And find the Devil waiting? And was that fear in his eye?"-The Goddamn Batman
(to Superman) "Everyone looks up to you. They listen to you. If you tell them to fight, they'll fight. But they need to be inspired. And let's face it "Superman"... the last time you really inspired anyone -- was when you were dead."-The Batman who is a poet.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
"No mercy, no miracles, and above all, No Redemption."-MORE BATMAN

[falor3]

Criminal: You- you're...

Spider-Man: I'm Batman
I actually laughed at my computer.

[falor3]

Wally West has said more than once that Barry Allen was the Flash most experienced with time travel. However, Wally has been shown to have a connection to the Speed Force, an extradimensional energy source, which provides his powers and gives him several other abilities. While all speedsters are powered by the force, West mainlines the power from the force itself and cannot be cut off from the source, unlike the others. Wally has on several occasions sped faster than light and been pulled into and exited the speed force by his own volition. He can create his costume out of pure speed energy, and can either impart his high velocities to other people and objects already in motion or steal the velocity they possess. Jay Garrick also possesses this ability to some degree; he stole speed from Black Adam in order to defeat the villainous Johnny Sorrow, and he has threatened to steal Bart Allen's (formerly Impulse, currently the new Kid Flash) speed on at least one occasion when he was misbehaving. West can vibrate through objects; in the past, West would cause whatever he vibrated through to explode, but has recently shown this to be a controlled ability as he can pass through objects without any ensuing explosion. Although not nearly as precise as Allen when he used his cosmic treadmill, West has shown to be able to traverse time and dimensions with his own powers, like Allen in Showcase #4 in 1956. However, Wally now accelerates to the point that he is skirting the very edge of the Speed Force dimension, and can traverse along the timestream to specific points as they become visible, much like watching a movie in fast forward or reverse (however he must have a particular speedster's vibratory signature to search for and lock onto, or be very familiar with the vibration of that time period).

This says some of the specific abiliies that Wally had. Much more than just superspeed.
Read Flash: Rebirth. Barry created the speed force. He creates it with every single step he takes.

[Anubis]

Which is some bulls**t.

[The Question]

Serious ********.

[TheCorpulent1]

Maaaaaaan, f*** that bulls***! :o

[Hush]

Where the **** did this thread come from? I thought it was lost to time.

[Anubis]

Brought back from the land of long dead threads by some newbie.

[falor3]

Yup.

[Superman 1265]

From Superman/Batman: Public Enemies:

Batman: It's near your heart. The Kryptonite is slowing down your cellular restoration... ...But, I don't know if I'm fast enough to get the bullet out before the wound closes up.

Superman: ...Where's the Flash when you... need him...?

Batman: Do me a favor, Clark. Lose the sense of humor.

Superman: Do us both a favor, Bruce. Buy a sense of humor.

[boywondernerdDC]

Start this thread up again ladies and gents.

[DeGenerate10]

I worry because everyone seems to look up to me and it's making me a little uncomfortable. I can try but I can't solve every problem. I don't know if I can live up to this... myth they want me to be. - Superman

[Czar Colossus]

" Again you seek to play the hero, little madman. Again you pay the price!"
-Colossus slapping Wolverine around in Uncanny #124
"When you found me, I was an atheist.....raised to serve the state. For better or worse, you made me believe in something....and I can I can never return to my belief in "nothing". For that at least, I will always be grateful."
-Colossus to Prof. X from Excalibur #71

"You're much stronger than you think you are. Trust me."
-Superman All-Star Superman #1

"Listen to me Clark. Of all the things you can do .....all your powers...the greatest has always been your instinctive knowledge....of right....and wrong.
It was a gift of your own humanity. You never had to question your choices. In any situation...any crisis...you knew what to do. But the minute you made the Super more important than the Man....the day you decided to turn your back on mankind....that completely cost you your instinct. That took your judgement away. Take it back. If you want redemption, Clark...it lies in the very next decision you make. Make it as a man....and make it right."
- Norman McKay from Kingdom Come #4

[Anubis]

Nice ones.

[Keilser]

Shining Knight: Once, at the word of my lord King Arthur, I was ordered to lay waste to an entire village. I knew my king's heart could not be so unjust, so I spared them all.
General Eiling: Then you're a lousy soldier.


General Eiling: I will not allow any power to rival America's. It's my duty.
Shining Knight: You don't know what the word means.
General Eiling: You can't win.
Shining Knight: I'll die as befits a knight: defending the weak.

[Keilser]

From Jlu Great Brain Robbery

Flash-in-Lex: I need to relax.
Tala: Come in here babby.
Flash-in-Lex: That's not relaxing.

[Keilser]

Sapphire Stagg: No wonder he always looked up to you.
John Stewart: Me? He's the one who had it made.
Sapphire Stagg: No. He watches you on the news all the time. He still misses it—being in action, saving people's lives. I think he'd trade places with you in a minute.

From Justice League: Metamorphosis

[Eklypze]

Who just spent the last three days reading through this thread? This guy. Such a great thread, I'm gonna have to pull some stuff out later and contribute. It is pretty funny reading posts from '06 and people's reactions to the stuff happening in comics back then.

[MMMMM...Dounuts]

Superboy Prime-"I'll kill you! I'll kill you to death!!!"

[Hush]

This thread never dies....

[Eklypze]

"You're ruining me!!!" Superboy Prime

Is it weird that I just flat out love that character? Something about his story and then him just losing his **** the way he did I just loved

[Keilser]

No your not alone I loved him as well and his return in the corps war and final crisis

[Keilser]

Joker: Whew! Is it just me, or is there something going on between those two? Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions with that BIG HONKING MACE?! Will True Love conquer all?
(raises his detonator)
Joker: Not on my show!
Justice League: Wild Cards

[Keilser]

Batman: Gentlemen, it's been an honor.

Justice League Starcrossed

Amazing quotes are plentiful from there

[Eklypze]

Couple from Sinestro Corps War

"Heh. Stupid Earth."
Superboy Prime

"Fight or Flight. Every animal in the universe has that survival instinct rear it's head when they're in a situation like this. And THIS is where my wires get crossed. Fight or flight? I always do both."

God damn I love Hal.

And this little exchange

Hank Henshaw: The Guardians do not know what they truly face. Or what any of us are truly after.

Manhunter: Are they afraid Grandmaster?

Hank Henshaw: Yes.

Manhunter: What is it to be afraid?

Hank Henshaw: To live.

[Eklypze]

Hank Henshaw: Over the years, I have been detonated, burned and disintegrated yet I continued to survive. The cosmic accident that cursed me with immortality murdered my friends and drove my wife mad. She was able to end her own life. I am not, Anti-Moniter.

Anti-Monitor: When you have done what we have asked of you. I will not fail where Superman and Green Lantern have. I WILL kill you, Hank Henshaw.

Hank Henshaw: Thank you.

With a tear forming in his eye. God I love such tragic villains

[Keilser]

Not from a comic but from a great comic writer.

"We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, and still they return patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be."
Grant Morrison

[Keilser]

From Justice League Initiation

"Superman: Each of you brings something different to the table. Strength. Speed. Stealth. Whatever. But we're all equal in at least one way: Each of us is willing to make the sacrifices a hero needs to make, even the ultimate one. Since there are so many of us, we have a chance to do more than just put out fires, both literal and figurative. We can be proactive. We can do some real good in the world. But we're going to have to be organized. J'onn'll be up here keeping an eye on everything. He'll be the one to decide whose going where and when. I know a lot of you are used to making those decisions for yourself, but from now on we have to be more coordinated than that. We can't be cowboys any more... or cowgirls."

[Keilser]

From Jlu "Kid Stuff"

"Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old"

[Eklypze]

"I don't have to do anything. Parallax, right now, but stay black!!"
John Stewart

[Eklypze]

"I love the taste of uranium in the morning." Superman Prime

[Wesley Dodds]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5951/newfrontierbatmanmr.jpg

Darwyn Cooke, man... Darwyn ****ing Cooke.

[Eklypze]

One of my favorite moments from Green Lantern Rebirth. When Ollie puts on Hal's ring when he's being attacked by Sinestro.

Ollie: AAARRRGGG!!!!

(Manifests an arrow with Hal's ring stabbing Sinestro)

Sinestro: Is that all you have Earth man? Is that all your pitiful will can muster?

(Kyle runs in and grabs and saves Ollie from an explosion)

Kyle: Move it Ollie!

Ollie: I owe you one.

Kyle: Consider us even.

Ollie: I don't know... if I could've used this thing again. Feels like I haven't slept in days, hard to think.. I'm.. Exhausted. Forcing your willpower into the ring, asking it to give your thoughts... Life.. Is that what it's like?

Kyle: Every time.

Ollie: Damn.


Such an awesome moment. First time I read it I was like YESSSS!!!! lol

[Eklypze]

"No! I'm tired of this. I'm tired of the disrespect Batman slings Hal's way. You've always had a thing against him, haven't you? And I finally see why. Hal is the one person in this world that didn't buy what you're selling. Hal was the man without fear. And what is "The Batman" when you're not afraid of him? Just a man."

John Stewart

[Eklypze]

"The only perfection is absolute nothingness. A universe void of... Of even a void. It is what the Anti-Monitor has promised me. It is all that I live for."

Hank Henshaw

"This universe was better when I was a kid. Way better. I'm from another universe, but I grew up learning all about life from this one. I learned what was good and what was bad. I learned what a hero was supposed to be. But when I sacrificed everything for the people I looked up to, I learned something else.... I learned it was all fiction."

Superman Prime

[Frico]

Terry: Hey, I put my life on the line all the time. One night isn't going to make any difference.

Bruce: One night always makes the difference.

- Batman Beyond

[Keilser]

“Believe me when I say I wish that violence wasn’t necessary. But violence is the price we pay to accomplish a greater good. As heroes, we choose to protect that good with our lives.”–Superman
Deadpool-”Hey, did you ever hear of a game called Street Fighter?” Kitty Pryde-”As i..” Deadpool-”SHORYUKEN!!” (as he knocks her in the air)

[Keilser]

"Maybe I dont have Bruce's all consuming passion for wiping out crime. But he ... and Dana ... and Grayson, and so many other people, have taught me other things, since I chose to put on this suit. They've taught me that, as long as there are people in need, and we have the capability to help them... Then that's what we do."

[Eklypze]

Those are great! And that Deadpool quote made me bust out laughing. C-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!! Lmao

[Keilser]

Thanks.

[Keilser]

I love yours also

[Frico]

Avengers, Defenders, Thunderbolts, I make ANY team better. - Hawkeye

[Eklypze]

From the Smallville finale

"Ya know I used to think it was our families that made us who we are. Then I hoped it was our friends. But if you look at history, great men and women have always been defined by their enemies." Lex Luthor

[Keilser]

From the injustice comics #4
Dialog between batman and the joker after he drove superman over the edge.

Joker: Someone took it all away from you once to didn't they, Bats? And look what you became an all punching all kicking ball of angst. What will Superman become he's a god who has deluded himself into thinking hes a man. What will he turn into?

Batman:There are somethings even you can't corrupt, Joker.

Joker (after he hears superman enters through the wall): Ha! Oh, Batsy. You're so cute. You honestly think your friend will still be fun to play with?

Batman: He will grieve. But he will stay one of the best men I know.

Joker: No. I think it will be a whole lot funnier than that.
Superman proceeds to shove his hand through the Joker's chest.

[Keilser]

“Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.”–The Joker

[Keilser]

“I want you to remember, Clark… in all the years to come… in your most private moments… I want you to remember my hand at your throat… I want you to remember the one man who beat you…” – Batman

[Keilser]

http://mattcampbellart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Green-Lantern-quote.jpg

[Keilser]

“You can’t foresee all the consequences of your actions — But that’s no excuse to do nothing.”-Hal Jordan

[NickNitro]

Joker tied up at the end of Under the Red Hood

"ohh look at this! I love reunions!, anyone have a camera? Take a picture of me and the kid, then ill take one of you and the kid, then a picture of us three!"

[KevanG]

Daken #9 - Spider-man - "Oooh, this suddenly reminds me of that film... The one with the alien where the crew of that spaceship all got eaten by an alien after an alien burst outta that one guy's chest. I forget the title."