Anime/Manga Caption thread

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There should be one, so I thought a Brotha of Caption shopuld start it....
http://videogamesmedia.com/gba/gundamseed/MS-22%20BUSTER%20GUNDAM.jpg
Buster: I buy my guns from Lego.

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http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Gundam%20SEED%20Destiny/kira_athrun.jpg
Kira: So where are you studying again?
Athrun: "RED SKULL's School for gifted young fascists"
Kira: What will you study there?
Athrun:...Interpertive dance.
Kira: Cool!

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http://sweetrogue0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/miroku-inuyasha001.jpg.w300h199.jpg
Inuyasha: Uhhh...
Miroku:..Hmmm...
Inuyasha:... can we assume we're still sleeping?
Miroku: no ****ing way. That means you dream of me naked and I dream of you naked.
Inuyasha: Interesting deduction, old chum.
Miroku: :mad: shuddap!

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http://sweetrogue0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/inuyasha012.jpg.w300h220.jpg
"Check out mah clone saga!"
http://sweetrogue0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/iff077.jpeg
Koga: You stupid palagarizing freak!
Inuyasha: Palagarizing? Me? Well take this! KA-ME-HA....

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http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/kagominu2/inuy9.jpg
Shippo: Oh, look! A big scary Ghost! But no worry! I pac-man! I eat scary ghost!
Inuyasha: I hate babysitting.

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http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/a219/kagominu3/mirok6.jpg
Joker on my left
clown on my right
but I'm stuck in the middle with you
Oh, baby
Stuck in the middle with
you
Oh
baby

http://dra-gon.hp.infoseek.co.jp/image-pasoe/StrikeGirl-01.jpg
Strike Gundam Girl: You talkin' to me, homie? Huh? You think you tough? HUH? I'ma beat your ass, boy! Ain't no one talk to me dat way! Don't you know who I am? I'm The Stike Gundam Girl, B!t<H!!!
http://www.gundamofficial.com/worlds/ce/mechanics/images/ms_strike_a.gif
Strike: This woman does not Represent me...
http://www.ex.org/5.3/images/feature_story_2_explosion.jpg
Strike Gundam Girl: Shut The **** Up, Strike!
Strike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! This is definetly THE worst Pain. Ever!

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http://videogamesmedia.com/gba/gundamseed/MS-03%20AILE%20STRIKE%20GUNDAM.jpg
Strike, Groggy: You think you-you better'n me? Huh? You think yo-you can take me? Well I'mm gonna take you first! You fascist sonnuva a Nazi Whore factory on a Pimp's asteroid belt, you think you're all dat with a bag of chips! But dat bag of chips is just ruffles, yo!
http://www.gearsonline.net/designers/wing-custom0.jpg
Wing Zero: Sir, I don't even know you. Please, put the gu...
Strike: You won't disarm me, cyper-punk! I'ma destroy us all
Self destruct in five seconds...I really hate this job.
http://www.ex.org/5.3/images/feature_story_2_explosion.jpg
Wing Zero: Dude, Self destruct only destroy other people when you're close to them. You're on the other side of the moon...
*KRAKA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
...moron.

[Alexia Dark]

http://sweetrogue0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/miroku-inuyasha001.jpg.w300h199.jpg

[Insert Brokeback Mountain joke here]

[MaskedManJRK]

http://videogamesmedia.com/gba/gundamseed/MS-22%20BUSTER%20GUNDAM.jpg

"What do you mean I'm overcompensating for something?!"

[MaskedManJRK]

*NOTE: I have no bleeding idea where this is from, so I'm not sure if it's funny or not, but what the hell.*

http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Gundam%20SEED%20Destiny/kira_athrun.jpg

DRIVER: She was my sister. I loved her. So I'm in this one to the end. But why you? Why are you willing to go up against Roark for someone you barely knew?

PASSENGER: She was nice to me.

DRIVER: She was desperate. She needed protection and knew how to keep you around. It didn't work out. You don't owe her anything.

PASSENGER: She was nice to me. She gave me something I didn't know existed. I wasn't never able to buy a woman, the way I look.

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hehehe, nice ones, MaskedManJRK.

http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/grandes/Gundam_SEED/fllaga.jpg
Real Anime heroooo
MU LA FLAGA!
Mu La Flaga is here
fighting the fascists
flying through the air!
MU LA FLAGAAAAA...
http://www.imvu.com/catalog/images/127708_kira.jpg
Kira: Hey! Wait a Damn minute! I'm the guy who makes that big giant robot do the B-kow B-kow, RATATATTATAAT, P-she, Vvvwing Vwyng, and KRAKA-BLAMMOO! I should get that totally awesome song! 'Taint fair!
http://www.sokutsu.com/IMG/jpg/Mu-La-Flaga.jpg
Mu: Yeah, but I got cooler hair.
YEAH
He got cooler haaaair
MU LA FLAGAAAAAA!!

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http://www.dragonballmaster.com/fanfic/DBAF/VegetaSS3.JPG
Vegeta(I think...?): My hair is an extension of my spine. Next Question?
(Everybody raises hands)
Vegeta: One that does not concern my hair? :mad:
(Everybody lowers hand)

[SsM]

http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/grandes/Gundam_SEED/fllaga.jpg
You see i have a very sexy disease... WHat is it called again.???
http://www.imvu.com/catalog/images/127708_kira.jpg

"sigh... Sexlexia....."
http://www.sokutsu.com/IMG/jpg/Mu-La-Flaga.jpg
"yes... Thats it"

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HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAH
I love Futurama :D
He does remind me of Kif sometimes :D

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http://drowningchaos.tripod.com/goku-vs-superman.jpg
Superman: Of all the copy cats, in all the known Universe... You are the most troublesome! Kneel before me, Kakarot!
Goku: Bite me.

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http://bishounen.info/kenshin/kenshin4.jpg
Kenshin: :mad: I said no cameras, whatever the Hell that means!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.sokutsu.com/IMG/jpg/Mu-La-Flaga.jpg

MAN: Hi, I'm Prince Charles, member of the Royal Family. Fancy any hookers or crack-cocaine?

:o

[MaskedManJRK]

hehehe, nice ones, MaskedManJRK.

Thankies. :D

[Morgoth]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/kagominu2/inuy9.jpg

"For the last time PacMan, I am not food!"

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hehe
Maggie is the black hair, Anita is the red, and Michelle is the blonde.
Just an FYI.
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2017/rodothers0261jw.jpg
Maggie: Hmmm...uh...uh-hmmm..
Michelle: Oh..hummm...hmmm
Anita: It's hopeless, ain't it?
Maggie: No no no, we love a challange..
Michelle: First we gotta install new buttocks...
Anita:Nah nah, no luxury items. Just the face.
Michelle: Ok...that's definetly gotta go...
Maggie: ....Bring this down...
Michelle: ....I've never even seen one of those...
Anita: Enough with this crap, can you fix me or not?
Maggie: Yeah, sure.
Michelle: Let's clean up this mess we made...
Anita: Mess? What Mess?

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2017/rodothers0261jw.jpg

MAGGIE: Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!

[Timstuff]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg

Shinji: "Captain Picard, eat your heart out."

This'll make a lot more sense if you've seen this (http://picardpervert.ytmnd.com/). :D

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg

Shinji: "Captain Picard, eat your heart out."

This'll make a lot more sense if you've seen this (http://picardpervert.ytmnd.com/). :D

Nice. :D

[Tsunulia]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. Don't know.........uh..............aw snap, I don't know the rest of the song

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heheheh

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http://www.dbzgtlegacy.com/pictures/85.jpg
"Talk to the Hands, Bayatch!!"

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http://loveproof.homestead.com/files/evil_gokou.jpg
Nappa: Yer a moron! Superman would so beat the crap outta that retard Captain Marvel!
Goku: Does'nt matter because I can beat the **** outta both of them. And last time I checked, '****' beats 'crap' in any day of the week.
Vegeta: Quit talking about fictional characters and let's start our square dancing session. We gotta return this Hall by 6:00.

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http://loveproof.homestead.com/files/true_loves.jpg
Goku: This is not what I had in mind when they said 'forced matings'.
Vegeta: :mad: Shuddap!

[cabel]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Kenshin003.jpg

Chicks dig scars.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

VASH: I walk through the valley of shadow and death, yet I will fear no evil...for I am the evilest bastard in this valley.

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http://www.designchronicle.com/memento/images/bleach/bleach10b.jpg
Chad: And now............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................ we pray.
http://www.designchronicle.com/memento/images/bleach/bleach05dl.jpg
Rukia: Focus, Chad, Focus. You gotta stop those daydreams.
Chad: I had a dream.....................................(Several lines later)...............I want to be an interpetive dancer.
Rukia: Oh, no! Another one of those.

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http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/bleach/ichigo-rukia/bleach_ichigo-rukia0051.jpg
Ichigo: So you're from outta town? Someplace called the "Soul Society"?
Rukia: Yeah, sure.
Ichigo: I bet you think we're boring here. Well I'll prove you wrong! We are so funny! lesse here...AHA! Pull my finger.
Rukia: Heh. We have that joke in the Soul Soci....
http://allthingschill.com/img/bleach_rukia_ichigo_450.jpg
Ichigo: I SAID "PULL MY FINGER"!!!!

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http://idata.over-blog.com/0/05/98/54/787.gif
Vegeta: You got me coal, huh?! I'm Evil Incarnate, huh?!?! Well, Santa, If I'm Evil Incrnate, WOULD I DO THIS?!??!?!?!HUH?!?!?!?
Santa: Yea, verily.
Vegeta: :mad: Shad Da **** up!!!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://allthingschill.com/img/bleach_rukia_ichigo_450.jpg

"HOLY S**T! YOU GOT A BIG F**KING ZIT ON YOUR FACE!!!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.dbzgtlegacy.com/pictures/85.jpg

"STOP! In the name of love...before you break my heart..."

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http://www.dbzgtlegacy.com/pictures/85.jpg
"Zee Light!! IT BURNZZZZZZZ!!!!!"

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http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg
"....."
http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/Naruto/kakashi/naruto_kakashi0011.jpg
"....."
http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg
"...."
http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/Naruto/kakashi/naruto_kakashi0011.jpg
"....what?"
http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg
"....I don't remember a Giant smurf on the student body"
http://pierrot.jp/title/naruto/images/top/top_r1_c1.jpg
"Makin' fun of my Boyfriend, huh? Commence insertion of pointy uncomfortable object into Naruto's Posterior!"
http://www.pbworks.net/albums/album16/030_naruto.jpg
"OOOOOOOOOh!!!!!"

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http://allthingschill.com/img/bleach_rukia_ichigo_450.jpg
Ichigo: You are a Crazy, obsessive, controlling little twerp!
http://www.bleachdj.com/info/bios/rukia.jpg
Rukia: Well, you are a tall, orange-haired, father-face-kicking Momma's boy!
http://hotcandy.fc2web.com/0108.jpg
Rukia & Ichigo: I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love happy endings :p

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http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg
Shinji: Y'know I was thinking...Goku is like Superman, Kenshin is like Flash, Sailor Moon is a very sissy Wonder Woman, but who is Batman??
Misato: You invaded the Privacy of my bathroom for this?
Shenji: hehe, sure, let's go with that


Epilogue


http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/4218/heero/heero.jpg
"I'm Batman."

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http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/2001-03-18/hdoff21.jpg
Duo: Admit it! You look loomy and gloomy even if you try otherwise.
Heero: Hey, that's not true...
http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/2001-05-20/heero-angel_2.jpg
"How about this?"
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/wing-ew-duo_800.jpg
"Now you're cute AND creepy! I must punch the cute out and purge it in Hell! That the only way to salvation my brothah!"

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http://a1.interclick.com/Interstitial.aspx?adId=0&ind=&wsid=3965&requesturl=http%3A//www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/vonnegut/64/gw/gwnightsea.jpg
Quatra: Where are our dates? Don't tell me they stood us up, Wufi.
Wufi: Ph34r not, comr4d3s! The ladies are being fashionabley late, is all.
Heero: I hope this doesn't take long, it's cutting into my Batman domination plans. How do you expect me to be Batman's Anime counterpart if I have asocial life?
Duo: I hope they have big boobs...
All: .........
Duo: D-did I say that or did I just think it?
All: You said it.
Duo: Oh, good.
Girls: We're here!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Sailor_Senshi.png
Sailor Moon: Hello, Sailors. (Note the pun) There are 4 of you and 11 of us, do you think we girls can share!!
Duo; Oh yeaah!!
Duo! Duo! Wake up you rat-bastard!
http://www.maiken2051.com/images/thumb/Duo%20cockpit.jpg
Duo: Whaaa?!?!? Oh, jeez, why did you have to wake.....Is that a missle coming my way?


http://animeworld.com/fanart/fanimages/michelle/duo1.jpg
In honour of the idiot who daydreamed a threesome with the Sailor freaks. Seriously, who does that anymore?

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/4218/heero/heero.jpg

"Some motherf**kers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://pierrot.jp/title/naruto/images/top/top_r1_c1.jpg

"Can I ask you a question?"

http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg

"What?"

http://pierrot.jp/title/naruto/images/top/top_r1_c1.jpg

"If you're training to be a ninja, why do you wear a bright, neon, orange jumpsuit?"

http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg

"..."

http://www.pbworks.net/albums/album16/030_naruto.jpg

"GODDAMNIT!!!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/2001-05-20/heero-angel_2.jpg

"Wait a minute...I'm cute and chibbi-fied, I have the innocent look in my eyes...the drawer of this is going to get me assf**ked, isn't she?"

*How did you guess?*

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hehehehe, good stuff M.M.JRK.

[Zev]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

"Oh, yeah, this was a great idea, wear a big heavy trenchcoat on a DESERT WORLD WITH TWO ****ING SUNS!"

[Zev]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg

SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg

SHINJI: If you were in a German porno, you'd tell me, wouldn't you?
AMORA: Uh...yes, of cource, hon.

:o

[ookami]

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/4218/heero/heero.jpg

'Trowa wished he looked this good'

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Heheh funny stuff, comrades.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/1.jpg
Athrun: Oh my too-trusting-sexy-pink-haired fiancee. I'm hoooome! Let me take off my jacket...
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/asran_jaune_kira.jpg
Athrun:...Birdie? Kira? What are you doing here?
*Kira's forehead's sweating*
http://oni-kage572.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/mn/1126472724.jpg
Kira: I-I-I-I didn't touch her, Athrun. I-I-I-I swear to coordinator God I d-didn't do nuthin'...
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/lacus_clyne.jpg
Lacus: Here's your water, kira.
http://bocca-blog.seesaa.net/image/Kira203D20Yamato.jpg
Kira: W-water?!? I d-didn't ask f-for w-water! S-she's lyin' Athrun....Sh-she told me you were dead, Ok! T-that's the only reason I .....I didn't do nuthin'!!!
http://www.gundams.net/files/pictures/seed/episode1/12.jpg
Kira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHYGGGG!!!
http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/grandes/Gundam_SEED/athrun.jpg
Athrun: Bye, Kira.

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http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~nekken/garou/nezu8/pikachu.gif
"I-am-bender-PAUSEMODE-Please-Insert-Girders-ENDSTATEMENTS"

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http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg
Shinji: What's the sound of a hot-springs penguin in a blender? If you guessed "*WHEERRGSTARSGGDSAGDGAA*" Then you are correct!

[Zev]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg

Shinji: I see London... I see France... I see you're not wearing any underpants.

[SsM]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg

Shinji: I see You have a turtle head poking out... Maybe you should take care of that ;)

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:D hehhehe

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/asran_jaune_kira.jpg
Kira: Oh Birdie! You will end my endless depressions and my psychotic episodes...
Athrun: C'mere, birdie.
Kira:.......
http://oni-kage572.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/mn/1126472724.jpg
Kira:...Urge to kill rising....rising...RISING...RISING....
http://www.gundams.net/files/pictures/seed/episode1/12.jpg
Kira: Kill Everybody! MUAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!

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http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/4218/heero/heero.jpg
"Hammer time, suckas!"

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http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/4218/heero/heero.jpg
Heero: My life don't matter, all that matters is the mission.
http://www.maiken2051.com/images/thumb/Duo%20cockpit.jpg
Duo: Oh, jeez. He's broken again. Bring in Brooding-depressed-troubled-main-character version 2.0 out of the vault
subordinate: yessir, sissy braid hair, sir.
Duo(whining): Stop calling me that.
http://oni-kage572.blog.jeuxvideo.com/images/mn/1126472724.jpg
subordinate: Sir, v2.0 is up and running, sissy braid hair, sir!
Duo: *Grumble* Yo, new guy? Say something.
Kira:........My life don't matter, all that matters....
Duo:DAMMIT!!!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/lacus_clyne.jpg

"I'd suck your c**k for a thousand dollars."

:o

[SsM]

"I'd suck your c**k for a thousand dollars."

:o WHAAAAATTTT

[MaskedManJRK]

WHAAAAATTTT

It's from a movie, I don't remember the title. :o

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

VASH: Hear me and understand this - I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f**king face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f**king face. I make that s**t work. It does whatever the f**k I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me! Not this little f**k, none of you little f**ks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f**k! Then I rub my nose with it!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg

"I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work."

http://pierrot.jp/title/naruto/images/top/top_r1_c1.jpg

"OK. We'll have to base it on sex then."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

VASH: I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://allthingschill.com/img/bleach_rukia_ichigo_450.jpg

Ichigo: I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

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haahahhahahhaha
You're creepy, MMJRK :D

[MaskedManJRK]

haahahhahahhaha
You're creepy, MMJRK :D

Well, at least I harness my creepiness into comedy, and not into creepy things. :D

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/images/FEATURE/14/unit-01.jpg

"RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"

[MaskedManJRK]

It's from a movie, I don't remember the title. :o

It's from The Big Labowski, by the way.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/images/FEATURE/14/reis.jpg

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me...


...Woah. At first I just thought the pic looked like the video, but the lyrics make a lot of sense to the actual series...trippy...

[MaskedManJRK]

http://hotcandy.fc2web.com/0108.jpg

"The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2017/rodothers0261jw.jpg

MAGGIE: ASS TO ASS!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg

O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular **** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****. Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****er and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious **** action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her ***** should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat ****s her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a **** machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

http://pierrot.jp/title/naruto/images/top/top_r1_c1.jpg

"..."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://loveproof.homestead.com/files/evil_gokou.jpg

Napper: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a ****** out, and givin' a ****** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
Goku: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Napper: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://allthingschill.com/img/bleach_rukia_ichigo_450.jpg

Ichigo: It's the nukes. I know you, you love having the power of God at your fingertips, you get off on it.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg

If I had to f**k any man, I mean if my life depended on it, then it'd be Elvis.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://hotcandy.fc2web.com/0108.jpg

I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg

SHINJI: Nice beaver!

ASUKA: Thanks, I just had it stuffed!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[MaskedManJRK]

No caption thread can be complete without a few of these:

http://allthingschill.com/img/bleach_rukia_ichigo_450.jpg

Ichigo: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Gundam%20SEED%20Destiny/kira_athrun.jpg

"Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid."

"Well, let's do the next best thing."

"What's that?"

"Let's kill people."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

VASH: I'm here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass--and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://videogamesmedia.com/gba/gundamseed/MS-22%20BUSTER%20GUNDAM.jpg

"This is my BOOM-stick!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4664/eim0258nn.jpg

ASUKA: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

SHINJI: Just me, baby...just me.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

VASH: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Gundam%20SEED%20Destiny/kira_athrun.jpg

"This is gonna get pretty interesting."

"Define 'interesting.'"

"...Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/lacus_clyne.jpg

"God, I haven't been f**ked like that since grade school."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/lacus_clyne.jpg

"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang..."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://allthingschill.com/img/bleach_rukia_ichigo_450.jpg

Ichigo: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!

[blah]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHA
keep it alive, child.

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_030.jpg
Kenpachi: I'm Sonic, The Psycho hedgehog!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_046.jpg
Sado:Your Pimp is Ichigo? No WAY! My Pimp is Ichigo, too! How come we never met?
Ishida: You know what he always sing?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_177.jpg
Ichigo: I got Ho's!
I Got Hoooooooooo's
in different area
code!
Area
Code!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_046.jpg
Sado: Never thought that was true.

[blah]

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_144.jpg
Ikkaku: What the $%#^ are you looking at? Yeah, I'm a bald cross-dresser who wear makeup and has a vein the size of kentucky, you got a problem with that?

[blah]

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2052-53/Bleach%2052-53_023.jpg
"Holy Crap, she came out of the closet..."
"Shuddap!"

[Timstuff]

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9619/eva0754gg.jpg

"25 bucks a gallon? Are these people INSANE!?"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9619/eva0754gg.jpg

"25 bucks a gallon? Are these people INSANE!?"

:D:up:

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9619/eva0754gg.jpg

EVA 02: I know what you're thinking--did I fire seven shots or six? Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I don't even remember. So, you have to ask yourself one question--do I feel lucky? Well, do I, PUNK?!

[ookami]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg
25 miles to the gallon my ass, shoulda never trusted a car from my brother Knives.

[ookami]

http://videogamesmedia.com/gba/gundamseed/MS-22%20BUSTER%20GUNDAM.jpg
Erectile Dysfuntion my ASS!!!!!!:eek:

[cabel]

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9619/eva0754gg.jpg

I hate watering Kaji's watermelons

[Timstuff]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6259/shinji1065fs.jpg

*taps on keyboard*

"Today totally sucked. My dad was like, completely ignoring me again, and that ****** Asuka was totally on my case about everything. So what if I borrowed her mascara? My life totally sucks."

*presses enter and closes Myspace*

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6259/shinji1065fs.jpg

*taps on keyboard*

"Today totally sucked. My dad was like, completely ignoring me again, and that ****** Asuka was totally on my case about everything. So what if I borrowed her mascara? My life totally sucks."

*presses enter and closes Myspace*

:D

You should post a whole bunch of Eva pics--taken out of context, they can be the funniest stuff..well...EVAH. :o

[blah]

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9619/eva0754gg.jpg
"Hey, there. Are you ready for the sexiest car wash of your life?"
http://videogamesmedia.com/gba/gundamseed/MS-22%20BUSTER%20GUNDAM.jpg
"Yeah! And for the record, I am happy to see you. Hehehe!"

[blah]

http://www.spiritonin.com/models/dbzsagasmagcover.jpg
Vegeta: Augh! They begged me to join them. Begged me!

[blah]

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_030.jpg
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Momeeeeeeeeeeee! I have a Boo-Boo!"
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2060/Bleach%2060_152.jpg
"Oh, you poor baby."

[Zoken]

http://www.spiritonin.com/models/dbzsagasmagcover.jpg
Goku: Boned?
Vegeta: Boned.
Goku: I'm gonna go to the next super Sayain Level
Vegeta: but I thought there wasn't another one....
Goku: I found it when I was dead.
Vegeta: Christ I hate you.
Goku: Oh, and I've screwed Bulma
Vegeta: SHE SAID SHE WAS A VIRGIN!

[Zoken]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/kagominu2/inuy9.jpg
Inuyasha: You know I could kill you any time I wanted, right?
Shippo: I know... It's an adrenaline rush.

[Zoken]

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/4218/heero/heero.jpg
Heero: Who's bad... thats right, I'm bad... I'm a baaaaaad man.... and sex... CRAP! Trowa, how long were you standing there?

Trowa: (O.S.) Long enough you bad man.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.spiritonin.com/models/dbzsagasmagcover.jpg

PERSON IN CROWD: Hey, I'm here for the gang-bang.

[ookami]

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2052-53/Bleach%2052-53_023.jpg
'It's duck season'
'Rabbit season, it's rabbit season I tells ya!!!'

http://videogamesmedia.com/gba/gundamseed/MS-22%20BUSTER%20GUNDAM.jpg

'It's Duck season...FIRE!'

[Timstuff]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2756/temp13bc.jpg

Asuka: Wha-- WHAT!? Why did you call me Misato!? What kind of weirdo are you!?

[blah]

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2052-53/Bleach%2052-53_023.jpg
'It's duck season'
'Rabbit season, it's rabbit season I tells ya!!!'

http://videogamesmedia.com/gba/gundamseed/MS-22%20BUSTER%20GUNDAM.jpg

'It's Duck season...FIRE!'
HAHAHAHAHHA
:D:up:
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2756/temp13bc.jpg
Shinji(I think): How do you like my red hairy man-bra? Wait a minute....It's attached to this girl's head. Why does that always happen?

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2756/temp13bc.jpg

SHINJI: God, I haven't been f**ked like that since grade school.

:o

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6259/shinji1065fs.jpg

Dear diary,
mood; Apathetic
my life is spiraling downwards,
I could'nt get enough money to go to the 'blood fed romance' and 'Suffocate me dry' concert.
it sucks cause they play some of my favourite songs, like 'Stab my heart coz i love you' and 'Rip apart my soul' and of course 'Stabby rip stab stab.'
And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thingy either,
like that guy from that band can do.
Some days.....

I'm an Emo kid,
non conforming as can be,
you'd be non conforming to if you looked just like me.
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face.
I'm almost Emo enough to start shaving my legs.
Coz i feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag,
Some call it 'freedom of expression' most just call me a ***.
Coz our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dykes, because Emo is one step below transvestite.

[chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be Emo.
I don't jump around when I go to shows,
I must be emo.

I'm dark, insensitive with low self esteem,
the way i dress makes everyday feel like halloween.
I have no real problems but i like to make believe,
I stole my sisters mascara so I'm grounded for a week.
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies,
I can't get through a Hawthorne heights album without sobbing.
Girls keep breaking up with me, it isn't any fun,
they say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one.

[chorus]
Dye my hair and polish on my toes,
I must be Emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes,
I must be Emo

My life is just a black abeyss,
you know, it's so dark and it's suffocating me.
Grabbing hold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans, which look great on me by the way.

When i get depressed i cut my wrists in every direction,
hearig songs 'bout getting dumped give me an erection.
I write in a live journal and wear thick rim glasses,
i tell my friends i bleed black and cry during classes.
I'm just a bad, cheap imatation of Goth,
You can read me Catcher in the Rye, and watch me jack off.
I wear skin tight clothes,
while hating my life.
If i said i liked girls,
I'd only be half right.

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo,
I must be emo
Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo,
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals,
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones,
I must be emo

My parents just don't get me you know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple of guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. Can't 2-or 4-dudes make-out with each other without being gay. I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . I feel like tacos

[Timstuff]

This thread needs CPR!

-------------------------------------

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/5118/temp5lm.jpg

Hikari: I'm so f***ed up.

Toji (grinning): Hey, I'm not complaining.

Hikari (shocked, embarassed): What!? They told me you were in a coma!

--------------------------------

This will make sense if you've seen EoE. :D

[MaskedManJRK]

This thread needs CPR!

-------------------------------------

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/5118/temp5lm.jpg

Hikari: I'm so f***ed up.

Toji (grinning): Hey, I'm not complaining.

Hikari (shocked, embarassed): What!? They told me you were in a coma!

--------------------------------

This will make sense if you've seen EoE. :D

*collapes on the floor in laughter*

I wouldn't complain either. :D

[Timstuff]

If anyone's interested, Eva Armageddon (http://www.eva-armageddon.com/News.php) has a load of Eva pics that could make for potentially funny caps. Just make sure you upload them to image shack first, since they don't allow hotlinking.

-------------------------------------

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/7159/shinji1065fs7wz.jpg

"You BROKE my EVA. Call Misato, tell her to go to Terminal Dogma. I'm so sorry<3"

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/1967/andere0362du.jpg

"So sorry dude. We'll miss U. :^("

[SsM]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/2582/trigunvash00064ty.jpg

VASH: "I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer.... and today? Today is the longest day of my life."

[Timstuff]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2094/group2754us.jpg

Being in a comprimising position with a woman is always awkward, but knowing that your camera-happy friend will have it on the internet within hours deepens the effect immensly.

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/post-4-1094001296.jpg

The buns are on the table.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2094/group2754us.jpg

SHINJI (thinking): Agh--who's hand is that crammed in my ass?!

KAJI (thinking): Man, Misato's ass is tight like a fourteen year-old boy...

:o I'm sorry. I am so sorry. :o :(

[Timstuff]

That is so terribly wrong. :D

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/3876/andere183ik5.jpg

Even when the fate of the world rests on your job, it's hard to put down a good Sudoku.

[Timstuff]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9901/22hz3.jpg

"Do you mind? We're having a private conversation!"

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1127428888777.gif

Don't talk with your mouth....uhh....

[LEX]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9901/22hz3.jpg

Audience: [thinks] "Why is he so short?"
Ed: [head-turns to the audience] "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT THAT YOU HAVE TO USE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE HIM?!?"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00013/77/50/13630577_l.jpg

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

[Timstuff]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2756/temp13bc.jpg

Narrator: "Scientific studies show that men as young as 14 can experience the symptoms of ED. But with Levitra, there's hope!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00013/45/43/13863454_l.jpg

EVA-01: ROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! (Translation: You are a smelly pirate hooker, and I want to slap you in public.)

[MaskedManJRK]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00014/59/54/14014595_l.jpg

EVA-02: HEY! When I said "come in my face," I didn't mean my EYES!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00015/99/61/15391699_l.jpg

KAWAROU: Loreal--because even an manipulitive, Jesus-esque' angel is worth it.

[Timstuff]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00015/99/61/15391699_l.jpg

Eva 02: Stop standing on my willie!

[Timstuff]

*warning, the following caption may be inappropriate for children*

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9151/zuzweit073kb7.jpg

"Crap, Misato's coming back! Hurry up and find my panties!"

[cabel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/post-4-1094001296.jpg

That looks painful.

[cabel]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3615/shinji012ip3.th.jpg

Shinji: Smells like Rei.

[Timstuff]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9548/shinjigetsluckyzp1.jpg

WARNING: The makers of Tag Bodyspray do not advise use of this product in schoolgirl locker room type environments. Failing to comply may result in becoming the focal point of a 'class project'. Consider yourself warned. Unless that was your plan from the start. Then you should definately go for it.

[titan101]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9548/shinjigetsluckyzp1.jpg

WARNING: The makers of Tag Bodyspray do not advise use of this product in schoolgirl locker room type environments. Failing to comply may result in becoming the focal point of a 'class project'. Consider yourself warned. Unless that was your plan from the start. Then you should definately go for it.BWAAWAAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!:woot:

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/cakedrop.jpg

"Happy Bir...!!"

[Timstuff]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6684/gitssackusanagi058ku8.jpg

Despite the prototype's mediocre reaction from beta testers, Nintendo's confidence in the Virtual Boy's potential remained unfortunately misplaced.

[animexcel]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
"Oh my god!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/bunnieharuhi.jpg
"Close enough."

[animexcel]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Teen%20Choice%20Awards/TeenChoice_066.jpg
"So...this isn't real manga?"

[gregtestagent]

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/6610/scenespikespiegel.jpg
[Spike taking a crap outside]
Spike: You better not tell anybody man.
Ed: Man, I'm not, man.
Spike: Keep it on the down low.
Ed: Alright brother. Damn.
[Looks around and yells]
Ed: Hey, Spike back here taking a ****!
Spike: Ed!
Ed: Well, I won't tell anybody else.