Riddle me this, riddle me that.....

[Elongated Man]

The Riddler is one of my all time favorite supervillains in Batman history, and really hope to see more of him soon. Just the way he was so clever with the riddle making and always had one trick left under his sleeve was awesome. :)

Here are some riddles for all of you to figure out....

How can one get into a locked cemetery at night?


What is the letter of death? A,B,C,D,or E?

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Um.....through the front door?

And.....E, because it's above all.

I dunno....I'm just guessing dude.

[Tracer Bullett]

With a skeleton key, and E, because, just like death, E comes at the end of life.

I rock.

[Lone Wolf]

What is the letter of death? A,B,C,D,or E?

The answer is E. Riddler pulled this riddle in an old issue, which took place in a museum.

[Fledermaus]

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

[Lone Wolf]

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the bear.

[Fledermaus]

Ding, Ding, Ding
I love that movie, Lloyd Bridges is the f**king man.

[Silver Sable]

I hate riddles.Too hard to answer :(

[Two-Face]

How can one get into a locked cemetery at night?


What is the letter of death? A,B,C,D,or E?


Climbs over.

The letter of death is D.

[Fledermaus]

With a skeleton key, and E, because, just like death, E comes at the end of life.

I rock.

I believe that guy got it.

[The Riddler]

i had my own riddler thread with riddles in community.

i got too lazy to post new riddles up. :(

[Elongated Man]

Bump. :)

[Kraven]

I'll bring some new life to this thread:

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place

What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Wow......this is alot harder than it appears in Batman comics. Thank God Commishioner Gordon's life, or half of Gotham City's fate, is in the balance.

[Tracer Bullett]

The letter e, a see-saw, and an ear of corn. What that means in terms of tom123 committing a crime or something, I have no idea.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

I am slim & tall. Many find my desireable & appealing. They touch me & I give a false goood feeling.
Once I shine in splendor, But only once & no more
For many I am "To die for."

What Am I?

[CLARKY]

gee I don't know!

What I know is this threead rocks!
:up:

[boywondernerdDC]

I am slim & tall. Many find my desireable & appealing. They touch me & I give a false goood feeling.
Once I shine in splendor, But only once & no more
For many I am "To die for."

What Am I?

cigarette

here is my contribution to this thread:

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

[ganstaman56]

grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! i hate Riddles!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Elongated Man]

^ Hahaha. :D

[boywondernerdDC]

nobody got it yet?

[Kool-Aid]

Butter?

[boywondernerdDC]

Butter?

nope

[ChrisBaleBatman]

cigarette

Yup.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Hmmm........made with and egg? No legs......sizzle?

You are a snake.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

What is put on a table and cut, but never eaten?

[LorDZeeD]

cards?

[boywondernerdDC]

cards?

i think you got it

[Elongated Man]

^^ Yep, Lord Z got it. Good job! :)

[Elongated Man]

Ok here's a hard one, anyone who figures this out is a genius! :D

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am always in darkness.

What am I?

[Lone Wolf]

Ok here's a hard one, anyone who figures this out is a genius! :D

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am always in darkness.

What am I?

The answer to the riddle, would be the letter S.

Why? Because mostly all the words can't end or begin with out it.

[boywondernerdDC]

that one was easy

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Yup......we're all on a roll here.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

This one is pretty cool, if your a Superman fan you might have heard it:

What happened when the immovable object met the unstoppable force?

[LorDZeeD]

Karr drives off the road and down a cliff?

[LorDZeeD]

-sorry couldn't resist. i imagine the answer you're looking for is "they surreder".

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Yup.

[LorDZeeD]

wish i had one to contribute - instead i'll bump the thread with this:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=463#comic

[LorDZeeD]

i begin with 4 legs, then 2, and finally 3. what am i?

[ChrisBaleBatman]

I think I know this one.

A human being.

When we're born, we crawl on our two legs and two hands.

When we're adults, we walk on two legs.

When we're old, we need a crutch...like 3 legs.

correct?

[Elongated Man]

The answer to the riddle, would be the letter S.

Why? Because mostly all the words can't end or begin with out it.

Batman you are man!! :eek: :up:

Here's where I got the riddle, and the answer is the one you guessed! Damn, I wasn't expecting that, haha.

[Elongated Man]

I think I know this one.

A human being.

When we're born, we crawl on our two legs and two hands.

When we're adults, we walk on two legs.

When we're old, we need a crutch...like 3 legs.

correct?

I think you got it man. :) :up:

[boywondernerdDC]

he got it

[ChrisBaleBatman]

well.....I am the ****.

[LorDZeeD]

I think I know this one.

A human being.

When we're born, we crawl on our two legs and two hands.

When we're adults, we walk on two legs.

When we're old, we need a crutch...like 3 legs.

correct?


nice one - would suggest you take a bow, but it seems you already have!

[LorDZeeD]

you can see nothing else when you look in my face
i will look you in the eye, and i will never lie
what am i?

[Kraven]

The truth.... lol I have no idea actually, I'm just guessing. I'm probably wrong that seems too obvious.

[LorDZeeD]

not the answer i was looking for - but i can see why you though that.

[Fledermaus]

a mirror

[captain_jimbo]

you can see nothing else when you look in my face
i will look you in the eye, and i will never lie
what am i?

It's probably wrong but, a clock?

[Bathead]

OK, this is an old Riddler riddle from a 60's Batman comic :

Two men on a boat with three cigarettes and no matches to light them. How did they manage to smoke them?

[Fledermaus]

you can see nothing else when you look in my face
i will look you in the eye, and i will never lie
what am i?

a mirror?

OK, this is an old Riddler riddle from a 60's Batman comic :

Two men on a boat with three cigarettes and no matches to light them. How did they manage to smoke them?

They were already lit? Or they used a lighter.

[LorDZeeD]

a mirror?

nice one

[Fledermaus]

So I got it?

Here's mine.
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

[Roughneck]

How can one get into a locked cemetery at night?



Die?

[LorDZeeD]

So I got it?

Here's mine.
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

Hah! damn clever one - i took a while. got two answers for you: "language" and "what".

[LorDZeeD]

This one always makes me smile:

i can't be felt, seen or touched, and yet i can be found in everybody.
my existence is always in debate, and yet i have my own style of music.
what am i?

[Fledermaus]

This one always makes me smile:

i can't be felt, seen or touched, and yet i can be found in everybody.
my existence is always in debate, and yet i have my own style of music.
what am i?

You are a soul.

here's the answer to mine:
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

the answer is: the English language.

[LorDZeeD]

You are a soul.


heh - for a second i thought it was a slightly inapropriate term of endearment =).

got it again. well done.

[Fledermaus]

I am the master of the riddle. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see a riddle, you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the riddles like me. Not this little ****,none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE RIDDLE COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all riddles! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it.

[boywondernerdDC]

cool

[Bathead]

OK, this is an old Riddler riddle from a 60's Batman comic :

Two men on a boat with three cigarettes and no matches to light them. How did they manage to smoke them?

Are ya ready?
They threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

[Riddlerwannab]

Here's one for you...it's easy.
"The more you take, the less you have..."

[Fledermaus]

Are ya ready?
They threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

that's painfully corny. But funny.

[LorDZeeD]

Are ya ready?
They threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

=) nice.

[the_freshdude]

maybe you guys have heard of this one but still:
I have billions of eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscles, yet I move two hemispheres. What am I?

[boywondernerdDC]

earth?

[Fledermaus]

maybe you guys have heard of this one but still:
I have billions of eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscles, yet I move two hemispheres. What am I?

the human brain

[the_freshdude]

fledermaus got it! but can someone please explain me the riddle about the english language thing

[Kraven]

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

the answer is: the English language.
I think what he was asking for was the third word in the phrase just said, not a third word ending in GRY.

[Fledermaus]

right. What Tom123 said. so the answer actually is "language".

[Tally Man]

The maker does not want it.
The man who wants it does not need it.
The man who needs it does not know it.
What is it?

[Fledermaus]

a coffin

[marvelisawesome]

OK, this is an old Riddler riddle from a 60's Batman comic :

Two men on a boat with three cigarettes and no matches to light them. How did they manage to smoke them? pyro comes and theyre like whaaa??? and he lights it for them

[marvelisawesome]

The maker does not want it.
The man who wants it does not need it.
The man who needs it does not know it.
What is it?

drugs

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Viagra?

[AllThingsComic]

A man is found shot dead in a car, all the windows are rolled up, the doors are locked, there are no bullet holes in the car, and there is no gun in the car, there are no bullet holes in the car, yet some one shot him. How did this happen?

[ChrisBaleBatman]

His body was moved.

Sherlock solved another one.

[Fledermaus]

The maker does not want it.
The man who wants it does not need it.
The man who needs it does not know it.
What is it?

What about this one? It's a coffin, right?
How about it Sherlock? :D

[AllThingsComic]

His body was moved.

Sherlock solved another one.

no my friend, that is incorrect, I should have said he was shot in the car, I apologize. Keep thinking boys and girls.

[Fledermaus]

A man is found shot dead in a car, all the windows are rolled up, the doors are locked, there are no bullet holes in the car, and there is no gun in the car, there are no bullet holes in the car, yet some one shot him. How did this happen?

The car was a convertible. :D

[Kraven]

Dang, I was going to say a camera because I've heard a riddle similar to this where it's a camera but it doesn't fit... Convertible actually does seem like the most logical explanation lol and Fledermaus guessed that.

[AllThingsComic]

Bravo, that is correct!

[AllThingsComic]

A man is lying dead in the middle of a field, nothing surrounding him for miles. He was not murdered, did not die of starvation or lack of water. On him was a backpack, had he opened the backpack he would have survived. What was in the backpack?

[Rambo, John J]

A man is lying dead in the middle of a field, nothing surrounding him for miles. He was not murdered, did not die of starvation or lack of water. On him was a backpack, had he opened the backpack he would have survived. What was in the backpack?

A parachute.

[Rambo, John J]

What lies in bed, then stands in bed?
First white, then red.
The bigger it gets,
The better the old lady likes it.

Two answers to this one (if your mind works that way) ;)

[AllThingsComic]

correct Rambo!

Is it a rose?

[AllThingsComic]

By the way Rambo, how is the weather in Belfast?

[AllThingsComic]

What goes in long, hard and dry and comes out soft, wet and sticky?

[Rambo, John J]

I know the naughty version but the clean answer is a strawberry.

Correct me foine laddo.

Weather is sucking hard at the minute here ATC. We had our summer about two weeks ago...

[AllThingsComic]

Sorry to hear that Rambo, hope it changes for the better soon.

[AllThingsComic]

You're good Majik, that's correct. Ok, let's say you're the driver of a school bus, the first stop you pick up 16 kids, the next stop you drop off 8, the next stop you pick up 18 kids, the next stop you pick up 9 more kids at the last stop you pick up 5 more kids, what color are the bus drivers eyes?

[boywondernerdDC]

what color are your eyes. if you're the bus driver then it is your eye color


here's one (easy!!)
A guy gets to choose how to die he has 3 choices one, to get put in the electric chair, two, to get hung, and three to get thrown in a pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years. Which did he choose? and Why?

[AllThingsComic]

The pit of lions, they're all dead.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

So, not viagra.........?

[boywondernerdDC]

i'm on your side dude. Viagra.

[Rambo, John J]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
What am I?

[AllThingsComic]

I'm dumbfounded, I can't think of a thing? Molson Beer? lol

[boywondernerdDC]

make-up?

[ragdus]

the answer is: nothing.

[Mr.Riddler]

fear? frustration? nervous breakdown?

[boywondernerdDC]

if yuou squeeze nothing it will pop?

[AllThingsComic]

Here's one for you...it's easy.
"The more you take, the less you have..."

I don't think anyone answered this one, is it time?

[Rambo, John J]

Ah well, no-one got it.....

TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

[Toby_Temple]

I like riddles. :)

Here's one:

What is so fragile that even whispering it will break it?

[Kraven]

Answer: Silence.

[AllThingsComic]

Ah well, no-one got it.....

TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

Dude, I posted the answer right above your post?? Or was that the answer to the turn a bear turn white, beer poppping riddle? that was wierd?

[Toby_Temple]

Answer: Silence.

:up:. Here is another one:

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again in 4000 years?

[ragdus]

if yuou squeeze nothing it will pop?

no. this thing being described is supposed to do ALL those things. nothing can do ALL those things. many things can do each of them individually, but no one single thing can do them all.

[ragdus]

:up:. Here is another one:

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again in 4000 years?

Roger Maris breaking the home run record.

[Toby_Temple]

Nope.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Um.......I'm stump.

[Toby_Temple]

Still waiting......I think I'll let you guys give it 5 tries. Ragdus had tried. So thats down to 4.

[Kraven]

At first I thought it was a symetrical number, but thinking about it I know that ain't it. A solar eclipse? I've no idea.

[Nightwing92]

it was a upside-up year?

[Lone Wolf]

:up:. Here is another one:

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again in 4000 years?

The year reads the same when turned upside down. That won't happen again until 6009.

[Toby_Temple]

The Darknight got it right!

Here is another one:

You are in a abandoned house in winter. It is dark. You have a match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which would you light first?

[Kraven]

The match.

[Kraven]

Edit: double post, sorry.

[Gogo Bananas]

double post.
sorry.

[Gogo Bananas]

friend standing friend
miss

[Toby_Temple]

The match.

:up: . Here is another one:

What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich needs it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

[Rambo, John J]

:up: . Here is another one:

What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich needs it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

Answer: Nothing.

(Think this has been posted a few pages back to be honest)

[Elongated Man]

bump.....

[Rambo, John J]

There is a thing that nothing is,
and yet it has a name,
Sometimes tall and sometimes short,
Joins our talks and joins our sport,
And plays in every game.

[Lone Wolf]

There is a thing that nothing is,
and yet it has a name,
Sometimes tall and sometimes short,
Joins our talks and joins our sport,
And plays in every game.
Shadow.

[cjhill_14]

maybe you guys have heard of this one but still:
I have billions of eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscles, yet I move two hemispheres. What am I?wasnt that from batman tas.

[boywondernerdDC]

yeah i think it was in an episode cant remember which tho


heres one:
With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

[Lone Wolf]

yeah i think it was in an episode cant remember which tho


heres one:
With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
A stapler.

[boywondernerdDC]

Batman how do you do it? do you go to riddles.com? or are you just the real Dark Knight

[AllThingsComic]

OK, this is an old Riddler riddle from a 60's Batman comic :

Two men on a boat with three cigarettes and no matches to light them. How did they manage to smoke them?

Noone ever answered this, I think? They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.