MTV's Yo Mamma!

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Now I like yo mama jokes as much as the next guy but were MTV execs that hopeless out of ideas to base a show on yo mama jokes? and how did the immigrant guy from That 70's Show get the gig, answer is obvious when MTV has Ashton Kutcher hosting Punk'd.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Hey I guess nobody here has MTV.

[SapphirePrima]

this show is stupid. Man the only reason why I watch is to look at Wilmer.

[C-$]

this show is stupid. Man the only reason why I watch is to look at Wilmer.

The show is hilarious!

[ABC]

^Agreed! I love that show. I'm hooked!

[Colossal Spoons]

That show has some of the worst jokes on TV.

[Abaddon]

Yeah,alot of the jokes are weak.and I want to hit Wilmer in the face with a shovel.His accents drives me to violence.:(

[Colossal Spoons]

When a show goes to the O.C. to find people to diss each other, it can only go downhill from there.

[hey yo its sean]

The most retarded s**t i've ever seen.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

His accents drives me to violence.:(
I recommend not watching any movies with Salma Hayek then.

[Matt]

Wasn't this a skit on In Living Color?

[Abaddon]

I recommend not watching any movies with Salma Hayek then.


But at least she's hot.I hate it when he says "Cash Money".I wanna reach my hand down his throat.

[Super_Ludacris]

Whack show

[King Ruler]

Hey, why don't we join in the festivities that is "Yo Momma", shall we?

Yo momma so fat, she got tits on her back.


(Crowd goes "ooooooooooo" and King Ruler is a step closer to winning $1000 in [annoying accent]Cash Money[/annoying accent])

[Matt]

Hey, why don't we join in the festivities that is "Yo Momma", shall we?

Yo momma so fat, she got tits on her back.


(Crowd goes "ooooooooooo" and King Ruler is a step closer to winning $1000 in [annoying accent]Cash Money[/annoying accent])

Yo momma is so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp!

OOOOOOOOO

[Abaddon]

I hate when they break out the jokes that were funny in elementary school.:down

[BATFREDDIE]

Ha ha yeah i was watching this show, its complete low budget crap and brings down our society to an even more immature level, and turns the viewer's brain into complete mush. In other words, its a ****ing masterpiece.

[MODOK]

A lot of the jokes I heard 20 years ago, but when the kid threw down a stick of deodorant and told the other girl she dropped her chap stick I laughed my butt off!

[Colossal Spoons]

The only funny joke I heard on that show was "Yo mamma is so fat, even her picture is heavy."

[Super_Ludacris]

If that's the most funniest line, this show must really suck cause that one was corny.

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, it's a pretty corny joke but the only one that managed to get a chuckle out of me.

[PyroChamber]

This just goes to show that MTV will make a show out of anything. Hell, they might as well do a show about The Hype.

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

Does MUSIC TELEVISION even play music anymore? They don't in the UK, how about the U.S?

[Abaddon]

rarely

[fallenAngel]

I unfortunatley sat through this show on one of my breaks at work. I felt like vomiting. I actually prayed for there to be more commercial breaks.

[Colossal Spoons]

Wow, they have people's actual moms dissin each other lol.

[GoldGoblin]

This show sucks.

[dr venture]

^ yeah it does

[PyroChamber]

Does MUSIC TELEVISION even play music anymore? They don't in the UK, how about the U.S?They don't play music on the channel at all in the UK and they still call it Music Television?

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

They don't play music on the channel at all in the UK and they still call it Music Television?

Darn tootin'. The typical line up (last time I checked) includes crap like:

- My Sweet Sixteen (whiny teen b*****s holding parties for their chums)
- Pimp My Ride
- Dismissed

etc

Its a disgrace, they don't even show stuff like TRL anymore (To the best of my knowledge).

NUFF SAID!

[PyroChamber]

Darn tootin'. The typical line up (last time I checked) includes crap like:

- My Sweet Sixteen (whiny teen b*****s holding parties for their chums)
- Pimp My Ride
- Dismissed

etc

Its a disgrace, they don't even show stuff like TRL anymore (To the best of my knowledge).

NUFF SAID!That's funny because we don't get Dismissed or Pimp My Ride anymore here. But PLENTY of Super Sweet 16 :down

[MaskedManJRK]

It's strange. It's sort-of like something that's so s**tty, that you have to watch it and you end up laughing at it. :) :o :(

[MaskedManJRK]

The only funny joke I heard on that show was "Yo mamma is so fat, even her picture is heavy."

The one that stuck out to me was, "Yo so fat, when you were a baby, you breast-fed yourself!"

[MaskedManJRK]

Does MUSIC TELEVISION even play music anymore? They don't in the UK, how about the U.S?

They only have straight blocks of music videos late at night or early in the morning. They also have a station called "MTV Hits" that pretty much shows all music videos.

[<(o_o)>]

Yo Momma's so dumb that when the doctor told her she had crabs, she went to the local sea food market to try & sell them.

Yo Momma's so dumb that when the doctor told her she had crabs, she went to the beach to try & release them.

Yo Momma's so dumb that when the doctor told her she had crabs, she went out & bought an aquarium to keep them as pets.

Yo Momma's so dumb that when the doctor told her she had crabs, she asked would there be enough to feed her husband.

[SLVRSR4]

My siblings are watching this show and since the computer is in the same room :mad: :mad: :mad: If i ever met Wilmer in person :eek: It's a genius idea since people are watching it. What happened to america:o?

[taskmaster]

**** Wilmer :mad:

[AllThingsComic]

Mtv sux VH1 sux HBO sux(except the Sopranos) cable sux all together. I honestly can't remember the last time VH1 showed a music video? They should just become Reality tv channel.

[MaskedManJRK]

Mtv sux VH1 sux HBO sux(except the Sopranos) cable sux all together. I honestly can't remember the last time VH1 showed a music video? They should just become Reality tv channel.

Both MTV and VH1 do play music videos late at night and early in the morning. I know, because I generally look around those channels to see if I find anything good to listen to as I'm getting ready for another s**ty day. :up:

[Silver Sable]

Yo Mamma's so skinny when she swallowed a peanut, she looked 6 months pregnant

Yo Mamma's so nasty that when she took a bath, the water came out and said no thanks

[Angelus7181]

Yo Mamma is so skinny, she wrapped her self in aluminum foil and went as a left over breadstick to a halloween party. lol

[The_Mystery]

I'm ashamed to say this show is my guilty pleasure.

[X-Ray]

Yo mamma so skinny ... I have her in my mouth **guy spits out toothpick** lol

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

why can they bring back good shows like BJ and the Bear, a man and his monkey, now theres a concept i can get behind.

[Colossal Spoons]

**** Wilmer :mad:

Cash money :mad:

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Momma is so skinny, she could hula hoop through a cheerio! lol Now that's funny, not heard on the show, just one I grew up hearing.

[citizenpain]

yep. yo momma sucks. the show, i mean... not yo actual momma. although i have heard a few rumors. the show joins most of mtv's line-up as total crap, although i must disagree on pimp my ride. it's a fine show... what kind of a guy doesn't like cars?

[Silver Sable]

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she was in class,she got marked absent

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Momma's so old, she pees rust and farts dust!

[AllThingsComic]

I've heard better momma jokes here on SHH then on the entire showing of Yo Momma.

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she was in class,she got marked absent

Not sure if you know, but the joke goes, Yo Momma's so black she got marked absent at night school.

[Silver Sable]

Edit

[Silver Sable]

Not sure if you know, but the joke goes, Yo Momma's so black she got marked absent at night school.

My bad

[AllThingsComic]

Edit

just thought i'd help you out. lol

[Silver Sable]

You did http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

yo mommas so fat that when she was kidnapped they put her face on the cows.

[AllThingsComic]

^^^ one of the best ones i've heard, How about your mommas so fat when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck.

[X-Ray]

Yo mamma so fat, when she walked passed the t.v., I missed the whole season of Making the Band ... lol

and then there's this one from the character guy ...

Hickory dickory dot ... your mom's a **** :down

[ToddIsDead]

Yo mama's so fat, that her belt size is the equator.

[Jager X]

^ ^ ^
lol that crap sucks :o

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

yo mommas so fat that even yoda can't lift her.

[AllThingsComic]

Any one remember this(hope this doesn't get me a warning?) One good rank deserves another, so between my legs hangs your mother! I apologize if anyone took offense to the slight vulgarity, but I thought that was one of the best Yo Momma joke enders ever!

[kane9321]

Yo mama's so skinny she can hanglide on a "dorito chip"

"runs away in shame"

[AllThingsComic]

lmao, oldie but goodie.

[kane9321]

yo mama's so nasty, I asked the b%^#& what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said....crabs

yo mama's so poor, she couldnt even pay attention

yo mama's so fat her blood type is "ragu"..(as in pasta sauce)

[Silver Sable]

yo mama's so nasty, I asked the b%^#& what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said....crabs





That's nasty :(

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Momma's like a door knob, everybody get's a turn.

[King Ruler]

Yo momma's so dumb this broad brought lipstick to a make up test!

Yo momma's so fat she don't take pictures she takes posters!

Now where's my cash money, Wilmer?

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Yo mamma's so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mamma's so dumb she went to the movies and saw a sign under 17 no admittance so she went to get 16 other people.

[Sabretooth]

Yo mamma's so fat I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

[King Ruler]

Yo momma is so black that it look like she was baptized in tar.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Yo mamma's so cheap she can make a gourmet dinner out of dog food.

Yo mamma's so cheap she uses urinal cakes for drink coasters.

Yo mamma's so dumb she thinks X-Men is a porno movie.

Yo mamma's so dumb she thinks Batman is about baseball.

Yo mamma's so old she was present during the birth of Jesus.

Yo mamma's so ugly she makes Bea Arthur look fine.

[Nebins]

Yo momma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over twice and was still on top of her

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

yo mamma is so fat that befour i had sex with her i had to roll her in flower to find the wet spot.

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Mommas so old she was the waitress at The Last Supper!

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Mommas like a bowling ball, she get f!ngered, screwed thrown in the gutter and Still comes back for more!

[Gotenks]

yo momma so dumb i taught her the running man i haven't seen that B**** since!

yo momma so dumb she went to a clippers game because she thought she could get a hair cut.

yo momma so black she was standing against a white wall and looked like a hallway.

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

Yo momma is just like a brick...she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

:D

[Jager X]

lol i got one i got one

yo momma's so dumb that she thinks these jokes are funny :)

[AlteredEgo]

yo momma's so skinny, when she takes a shower she has to run around in circles to get wet. :D... :(

[Gotenks]

No. Yo momma so bald when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!