Thing's you want to hear DC Characters say.

[MaskedManJRK]

Since it was pretty popular in the Marvel forum, I'm deciding to try it out here.

I'm in a creative blank at this second, but post what you guys have. :D

[MaskedManJRK]

BATMAN: ...Wait, why the hell did I design my costume to look as though I have underwear over my pants? F**k this, I'm going kevlar armor, Begins style.

SUPERMAN: I'm not homophobic or anything, but...the way Jimmy looks at me is really starting to creep me out. :o

[twylight]

Dr Mid-Nite : Dinah Laural Lance..will you marry me?

Black Canary: Yes.

[Purple Man]

Mr.Miracle: Barda, the whole bondage thing isn't working for me.
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Batman: Robin, let's go.

Robin: To the batcave?

Batman: No....Disneyland.

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Lois Lane: Maybe Superman would get laid once in a while if he didn't spend so much time in his "fortress of solitude"

[Assassin]

in ic #7 after they take down superboy prime i want someone (booster gold maybe? ot jamie, yea he's a kid) yell out

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/GreenLantern2815/Ownedblackadam.gif

[Elijya]

If this was in continuity, I'd be very happy:

http://passfailstudios.com/comics/2.jpg

[Assassin]

haha lol

[Arkady Rossovich]

Superman: *Thinks,then speaks* "Why do i still bother to save the world?People are just going to die anyway."

[Red X]

Robin: Does my but look big in this?

Batman: I told you not while we're on duty

[The Question]

The scene: Batman, after a falling out with the League, has broken into the Watchtower with a large number of high tech gadgets, and is atempting to bring them all down one by one. Superman steps forward.

"Bruce, what's this about?"

Batman smirks.

"I'm not going to reveal who I am to the government. I'm going to show you that you're wrong. I've planted bombs all over Metropolis, Kesytone City, Central City, and Hub City. With the press of a button, they'll go off, killing thousands of innocent people. Now, I might be bluffing. I might not. The quest...."

Suddenly, Aquaman rushes forward. He grabs Batman, and throws him 50 feet into the far wall. He falls to the round, unconscious.

"God, I hate that guy."


The others stare at Aquaman.

"What? He was bluffing."

They continue to stare at him.

"....I think."

[Ultimate_Superman]

If this was in continuity, I'd be very happy:

http://passfailstudios.com/comics/2.jpgLMFAO that was great. :D :D :D :D :D I love what he says to Wonder Woman afterwards.

[The Leaguer]

Zauriel: "Hey, check out my new monthly ongoing series."

[Varient]

Since it was pretty popular in the Marvel forum, I'm deciding to try it out here.

I'm in a creative blank at this second, but post what you guys have. :D
(smirk)

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2931&stc=1&d=1144776482

Just to see how Bats would be afterwards,....

[ToddIsDead]

Deathstroke: Hasta La Vista Baby.

Not really:(

[Spidey Rules 2]

For Superman to say: I think my Spider Sense is tingling.

Have the rest of the JLA give him a weird look.

[Assassin]

The scene: Batman, after a falling out with the League, has broken into the Watchtower with a large number of high tech gadgets, and is atempting to bring them all down one by one. Superman steps forward.

"Bruce, what's this about?"

Batman smirks.

"I'm not going to reveal who I am to the government. I'm going to show you that you're wrong. I've planted bombs all over Metropolis, Kesytone City, Central City, and Hub City. With the press of a button, they'll go off, killing thousands of innocent people. Now, I might be bluffing. I might not. The quest...."

Suddenly, Aquaman rushes forward. He grabs Batman, and throws him 50 feet into the far wall. He falls to the round, unconscious.

"God, I hate that guy."


The others stare at Aquaman.

"What? He was bluffing."

They continue to stare at him.

"....I think."

:down :confused: :down

[Assassin]

For Superman to say: I think my Spider Sense is tingling.

Have the rest of the JLA give him a weird look.

didnt spiderman make a superman refrence a few times?

[Batman]

Robin: "...After all this time, and through three different Robin's, you still haven't told me what a ward is."

Batman: "Quiet or papa spank."

[MinNoir]

In Metropolis... Dalton Tower...

Barbara gets up out of her wheel chair and goes to get coffee, forgetting that her best friend Dinah Lance was there.

Dinah: HOLY **** BARBARA! YOU'RE WALKING

Barbara realizing that her best kept secret was out.

Barbara: OH PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE THE LORD I'M HEALED!

She falls to the ground thinking, damn it I knew I should have told her that there was a JLA meeting to discuss whether or not she's a founder.

[rigel7soldiers]

Arsenal: I still hit the stuff from time to time.

I swear, for some reason, Speedy on smack is like the funniest thing in the world to me. I have no idea why, but... yeah.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Superman: Did you **** my wife?
Batman: What?
Superman: Did you **** my wife?
Batman: [pauses] How do you ask me that? I'm your brother and you ask me that? Where do you get you're balls big enough to ask me that?
Superman: I'm gonna ask you again, did you or didn't you? Just answer the question.
Batman: I'm not gonna answer that. It's stupid. It's a sick question and you're a sick **** and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm leaving, If Nora calls tell her I went home. You know what you should do? Do a little more ****ing and a little less eating, so you don't have to blame it all on me and everybody else, you understand me? You're cracking up! Ya' ****ing screw ball ya'!

[Phantom Lantern]

after sbp throws another hissy fit and tears space again

mia: woohoo sbp knocked aids outta existance

jason todd: urrgghh...kaff..kaff (dies again)

ted kord: it was just a flesh wound WOOHOO !!!

[Ultimate_Superman]

Superman: Did you **** my wife?
Batman: What?
Superman: Did you **** my wife?
Batman: [pauses] How do you ask me that? I'm your brother and you ask me that? Where do you get you're balls big enough to ask me that?
Superman: I'm gonna ask you again, did you or didn't you? Just answer the question.
Batman: I'm not gonna answer that. It's stupid. It's a sick question and you're a sick **** and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm leaving, If Nora calls tell her I went home. You know what you should do? Do a little more ****ing and a little less eating, so you don't have to blame it all on me and everybody else, you understand me? You're cracking up! Ya' ****ing screw ball ya'!okay and why would a talk like that take place?

[Infinity9999x]

Batman's holding a thug over a roof.
Thug: WHO ARE YOU?
Batman: Well...I don't know how to say this but...I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I own....many....leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Thug:.....I...uh....what?

[Vic Von Doom]

Batman: You know, I'm tired of being such a douchebag all the time. It was fun and edgy at first, but after being kicked out of the JLA for the eighth time and mouthing off to the most powerful man on Earth, and basically coming THIS CLOSE to banging Wonder Woman until she decided I was crazy...maybe I should just cool off for a while. Be more like my animated counterpart, who is dark and mysterious without most of the ******* tendencies.

Aquaman: Wait...why do I exist again?

Superman: Soooo...we're revoking your JLA membership.
Flash: What? Why?
Superman: I mean...what can you do?
Flash: I'm the Fastest Man Alive! I run fast!
Superman: Yeah, great. Me too. Plus I have heat vision. And can headbutt the moon. Plus one time I kissed Lois Lane and made her forget stuff. Tell me right now why I shouldn't burn you?
Flash: Uh.....URK!
Superman: And that's that. Now, onto new business...

[Assassin]

you do know that flash is 5 times faster than superman right?

[RockSP]

Batman: These new Outsiders are a great team...for me to poop on!

[Vic Von Doom]

you do know that flash is 5 times faster than superman right?

Well, now he is. I know with the speed force he can run so fast he can smack himself in the back of the head or whatever. But back in the day when they would race all the time I remember the races were always really close. Barry Allen should never have been in the JLA.

I'm kidding, mostly. But for real, what business did Silver Age Flash have in the JLA? Wonder Woman has a lasso of truth, Batman is Super-Rich, GL can think of a giant green dong with which to bang Giganta, and Aquaman knows when it is time to feed the fish.

[Infinity9999x]

Batman sitting at a table next to Superman
Batman: How come none of us have original names?
Superman: What?
Bats: Well, think about it. BatMAN SuperMAN, AquaMAN, WonderWOMAN. SuperBOY. I mean, at least Flash was original, he didn't call himself Fastman or anything.
Supes:....uhhh I don't know I guess we thought they were good names at the time?
Batman: But I mean, it's so BORING. Why didn't I call myself the Bat or something? Hell, our villians have cool names, Bane, Metallico, Parasite, Killer Croc, why can't we have cool names?
Supes: You're one of the smartes men alive and this is what you spend your time thinking about?
Bats: lets change our names.
Supes:What?
Bats: I'm now ScaryBat, and you're Powerfull.
Supes: That's retarded.
Flash: walks in the room, OK who didn't flush this time.
Bats: It wasn't me, as Powerfull over there.
Flash:.....what?
Supes: Don't ask Bruce is going through one of his "moments" again.
Bats: I'M NOT GOING THROUGH ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS!
Flash: Dude, you really need to lay off the "I'm Batman and I'm a prick," stuff, it's getting older then the Bat-everything trend you had.
Bats: HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IT'S THE *****ING WRITERS.
Supes: aww what ya gunna do go and sulk in your Batcave, with your batblanky, watching some gay batporno while you're stroking robin's batpole?
Bats: I hate all of you.

[Assassin]

Well, now he is. I know with the speed force he can run so fast he can smack himself in the back of the head or whatever. But back in the day when they would race all the time I remember the races were always really close. Barry Allen should never have been in the JLA.

I'm kidding, mostly. But for real, what business did Silver Age Flash have in the JLA? Wonder Woman has a lasso of truth, Batman is Super-Rich, GL can think of a giant green dong with which to bang Giganta, and Aquaman knows when it is time to feed the fish.

Barry allen is faster then superman by a lil bit, Jay isnt faster, they're equal, but Bart and Wally are about 5 to 6 maybe 10x faster than superman

[Vic Von Doom]

Barry allen is faster then superman by a lil bit, Jay isnt faster, they're equal, but Bart and Wally are about 5 to 6 maybe 10x faster than superman

I know the speed force makes them faster. But when they race, I thought the race was to run all the way around the world like 8 times, and Barry won by a step. If I recall, Superman won one race, Barry twice. So that's insignificant enough to assume that Barry and Superman are about the same speed. And now, with the SF gone, that's all that made the Flash better. Which sucks.

[The Question]

The speed force was there the whole time. Barry was powered by the speed force just like Wally. And he was faster than Superman. In most of the races that were close, they had to stop to deal with **** all the time. Also, Barry knew alot more about physics than Superman, meaning he could use his speed alot better.

[Assassin]

and he had no idea how to control the speed force.

[The Question]

No, but it was still powering him. So, he still had his speed.

[Spike_x1]

The Parasite: "I'm full."

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The Atomic Skull: "Wait, wait, wait... you're telling me that I can shake off a punch from the likes of Superman, but the force of a bullet being fired is enough to kill me without anyone questioning its logic?"

Superman: "Yeah, I guess so." *pulls out a gun and shoots the skull*

[boywondernerdDC]

Wally West- wow....you are really slow
Jay Garrick- shut up

[Fledermaus]

The Flash:"Heyguyshaveyouevertriedcrystalmethitsreallygoodohm ygoddidyouseethat?Ijustsawarayoflightdancingacross thestarsinabeautifulsunbeamofgoodnessand
hope.LookWonderWomansintheshower......"

[boywondernerdDC]

The Flash:"Heyguyshaveyouevertriedcrystalmethitsreallygoodohm ygoddidyouseethat?Ijustsawarayoflightdancingacross thestarsinabeautifulsunbeamofgoodnessand
hope.LookWonderWomansintheshower......"

hahahahaha

[That-Guy]

Superman: Ever think that maybe we should switch cities?
Batman: What do you mean?
Superman: Well, I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and pretty much every scumbag in your city carries a gun. On the other hand, You're immune to Kryptonite and can dismantle complex doomsday machines with ease, and those two things seem to be the only weapons people in Metropolis ever use.
(Batman thinks for a moment)
Batman: Okay, but only if I get to pork Lois.
(Superman burns off Batman's nuts with his heat vision).
Superman: Good luck with that.

[Emerald Knight]

Aquaman: I'm the F***ing King of Atlantis not the whiney swimming b**** you all see in Superfriends dammit!

[Anubis]

heh :up:

Green Arrow: "My name is Oliver Q, and I'm addicted to sex."

Group: "Hi Oliver"

[Emerald Knight]

^ nice :up:

Deathstroke: Chimichanga chimichanga

(I'm in a Deadpool mode at the moment, and seeing as how those two are basically the same, aside from Deadpool being "robin williams on crack")

[Assassin]

Jamie the new blue beetle-"any body wanna se a donkey show?"



sorry hes the only mexican hero i know lol

andybody watch mind of mencia?

[rigel7soldiers]

Blue Beetle in Countdown: ....**** you, Batman.

[MaskedManJRK]

Jamie the new blue beetle-"any body wanna se a donkey show?"

sorry hes the only mexican hero i know lol

andybody watch mind of mencia?

Yeah, that was hilarious.

"Do we actually have a Klingon to translate?"
"I am!"
"See, we're a show for ALL kinds of aliens! What did he say?"
"He said...'would you like to see a donkey show?'"

:D

[Fledermaus]

Wonder Woman: "You know Batman, sometimes I wonder about my place in this patriarchs' world...
(Bat-slap to the ass)
Batman: "Less talky-talky, more sucky-sucky."

[That-Guy]

Batman: The last time you inspired anyone was when you were dead!

Jason Todd: You bastard! I'll kill you for that!

[The Question]

And now, I present to you a new installment of this thread....
Charlton Action Theater:
Episode one: Charlton High
1:00 PM, Hub City Public School 86. Ted Kord and Vic Sage step out of math class.

"Well, that was 40 minutes of my life I could easily have spent doing something interesting like not getting laid."

"Yeah. Funny. Listen, we've both got a free period next. Maybe you....."

"....should go outside and smoke? Capital idea!"

"I was going to say work on your homework with me so you're afternoon is freed up to be a cynical bastard who hates everyone."

"You know I'm enough of a multi tasker to do that and homework at the same time."

"Hooray."

The two walk down the hall towards the study hall.

"So, after school, you want to go down town for pizza?"

"Can't. It's D&D this afternoon."

"Christ. I knew you were a dork, but come on. D&D?"

"Hey, I don't mock your hobbies."

"Yes, you do. All of the time, in fact."

"Because your hobby is reaserching the veiws and/or actions of people you dislike, finding as much data as you can to discredit them, and then humiliating them in a public forum."

".....and that's a bad thing?"

"You're the one who's always complaining about not getting any."

"Like you do any better. The closest you've ever had to a sexual experiance was with 'Mrs. Palm and her five daughters'."

"And the closest you've ever had to sex was when that guy tripped you and you accidentally stumbled into the girls' locker room."
Vic pauses to think, and then just looks away.
"....touche'."

They continue to walk. Suddenly, Nate Adam
walks up behind them.

"Hey boys, how's it hangin'?"

"Hey Nate."

"Nate, you're 18, right?"

"Yup."

"Want to drive me to get some food after school?"

"Hell no."

"Why not?"

"Everyone's been asking me to drive them everywhere lately. I'm sick and ****ing tired of it."

The atention of the three is diverted to the other side of the hall when Eve Eden calls after them.

"Nate! We've got history!"

Nate turns to his comrad.

"Sorry boys. M'lady beckons."

Nate departs. Vic turns to Ted.

"I'm going outside to smoke."

"You're going to get in trouble."

"Don't give a ****."

Vic leaves Ted and heads outside. He walks along the outside wall of the school, and ducks behind a dumpster. He takes out a ciggarette and lighter, and puts the cigarrette in his mouth. He lights the lighter, and as he brings it up to the ciggarette, it's snatched from his mouth. Vic turns around to face Sarge Steel.

"Vic. Smoking in school again. You know that's against the rules."

"God damn it Sarge."

"Hey, rules are rules, Vic. I'm gonna have to tell Principal Ditko 'bout this."

"Why do you have to be the principal's little errand boy?"

"Because I care about my school. Seeya latter."

Sarge walks off.

"Narc."

Sarge quickly turns around.

"What did you just call me?"

Vic looks up at Sarge and smirks a bastard's smirk.

"I called you a narc, you child ****ing son of a *****."

".....I'm telling Principal Ditko 'bout THAT, too."

Sarge walks into the building. Vic leans against the wall and looks up at the sky.

"God, I need to get laid."

[Assassin]

you truly are a sad sad man.



besides, now with judo master with a broken back and dan garret and ted kord dead, they cant have a play :p

[Speedball]

Wonder Woman after killing Max Lord
"Whoops."

Batman after Superman uses his Super-breath
"Do you have Super-farts too?"

[The Question]

you truly are a sad sad man.



.......:confused:

[Speedball]

Max Lord after shooting Blue Beetle
"OH DAMN! I meant to shoot him in the shoulder. Oh well."
Blows into a whistle like Willy Wonka.
Two Orange midgets come through the Doors.
"Can you take Mister Kord to the Incinerator room please."

[Batman]

"You know, I-"
"You know what, Bruce? Just shut up. Shut the hell up. No one asked for your goddamn opinion, so keep it to yourself."
"..."

[Speedball]

^LOL about damn time.