What are some of your favorite Joker lines? (Animated)

[Chris Wallace]

Can be from any series.:joker:

[Silver Sable]

"You killed Captain Clown..........You killed Captain Clown!"

"Your going to melt like a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"We don't want Batman to sufficate so we'll puck a few air holes!"

"Hey, do I hit your kids? Actually I do"

"Quiet kid, it's a free ticket!"

"That's all folks! Let's mumble!"

[Chris Wallace]

All these from the 90's series?

[Silver Sable]

Yes

[Morgoth]

I can't remember the exact line but it was from the WB show, something like,"Strangle the kids, Company's coming."

You killed Captian Clown.

[Mr. Socko]

"Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around."

"For once, I'm stuck without a punchline."

"Don't touch me old man, I don't know where you've been."

"You killed Captain Clown."

[trustyside-kick]

I like this line from the Batman Beyond movie Return of the Joker where Barbara is telling Terry about the night the Joker died. Bats is watching the movie on how Joker did what he did to Tim Drake and then Bats comes into the projector room and then Joker says:

"If you don't like the movie...I've got slides."

[Vile]

"...look at the size of the CAKE, man!"

[Silver Sable]

Two-Face-"Get out of my face clown!"

Joker-"Which one?"

[Katsuro]

From "The Killing Joke". Barbara Gordon has just answered the door, only to be shot by The Joker. She falls back and crashes through a coffee table.

"Please, Don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she a coffee table edition... Mind you, I can't say much for the volume's condition. I mean, there's a hole in the jacket and the spine appears to be damaged. Frankly, she won't be walking off the shelves in that state of repair. In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems increasingly remote. But then, that's always a problem with softbacks."

Also, from Dark Victory.

"B***h! You shot me!"

[newwaveboy87]

it's the show that nobody wants but everyone is going to watch it's....Christmas With the Joker!!

let us have a moment of silence for the dearly departed *pause* who's up for Chinese?

[trustyside-kick]

In the new TAS in the episode "Growing Pains" I believe it is, Joker and Bats are on the roof top and Bats is stuck under a fallen bookcase and Joker's hyenas are snarling at him and crap and Bats backhands them and Joker goes:

"Hey! Do I hit your kids?!...O wait a second...I do...heh!"

[newwaveboy87]

i think that was Joker's Millions.

[Silver Sable]

No that was from Old Wounds

[newwaveboy87]

there we go.
Growing Pains has Clayface as the villian.

[Silver Sable]

That episode was weird

[newwaveboy87]

i loved it...we're going off topic!

here Harley you can be my little mermaid!

[nite-owl]

"...look at the size of the CAKE, man!"

:up:

[Odin's Lapdog]

all his lines from return of the joker was fab...

personally i think the joker lost his spark in the justice league...

shame he never made it to a unlimited episode.

[Silver Sable]

From Joker's Favor episode

Joker talking to Charlie-"Now listen up Charlie Brown!"

[trustyside-kick]

there we go.
Growing Pains has Clayface as the villian.

Lol. Crap, I cannot believe I mixed those two titles up...but you guys see what I mean...good Joker line. :up:

all his lines from return of the joker was fab...

I like the part where Terry is taunting the Joker basically egging him on so that they fight and Joker says right before the fight:

"Well, if it's a whoopin yousa wantin!"

[Morgoth]

Me Casanostra, esu-casanostra!

[trustyside-kick]

That is from the Mask of the Phantasm right? Where Sal Velestra is trying to get Joker to take down the unknown vigilante?

[Morgoth]

That is from the Mask of the Phantasm right? Where Sal Velestra is trying to get Joker to take down the unknown vigilante?Yup, then he puts him in the roller coaster and slams the bar down on him and says:"Watch your valubles!"

[Two-Face]

Two-Face-"Get out of my face clown!"

Joker-"Which one?"


That great I watched that where Penguin, Joker and Two-Face were bidding for Batman's secret ID tape.

[newwaveboy87]

haha...i love in that episode when Joker yells out:
Focus! FOOOOOOCUUUUUSSSSSS!!!

[Silver Sable]

Joker to Dr.Strange

"I'm gonna use your head for a bowling ball!"

[newwaveboy87]

Since you don't like my side-splitters, how 'bout a skull-splitter?

Good evening folks, I'm The Joker. Living proof that you don't have to be crazy to host this show, but it helps. Ha ha!

[Bat Attack]

I LOVE in the B:TAS episode "Harley and Ivy" when Joker gets smashed in the nuts by Posion Ivy, and he sqeeks out "Get 'em". AHAHAHA! :up: :up: :)

[newwaveboy87]

Drown the kids and shoot the neighbours! We've got a winner!

Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other.

Boy, did YOU get the wrong number! We're not home right now, so please leave your message at the sound of the shriek.

[MaskedManJRK]

Drown the kids and shoot the neighbours! We've got a winner!

Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other.

Boy, did YOU get the wrong number! We're not home right now, so please leave your message at the sound of the shriek.

Joker's Millions was hilarious. :D:up:

[newwaveboy87]

it was indeed.

[trustyside-kick]

I liked Joker's role in Beware the Creeper because he had the whole attitude "only room for one laughing psycho" or something like that. Reminded me a lot of what he said about Holiday in The Long Halloween. I can't remember his exact words though. :/

[Silver Sable]

From Christmas With The Joker

"Since I don't have my own family, I decided to steal one!"

[trustyside-kick]

I liked the flashback in Return of the Joker where Joker showed Bats the "new" Robin.

"We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around. So we borrowed one. He needed a little molding of course. What kid doesn't? But in time we came to love him as our own. Say hello, J.J."

:up:

[newwaveboy87]

ah!! that part was so creepy.

[trustyside-kick]

But it was so awesome! That whole flashback was the best part of the movie! :)

[newwaveboy87]

i dont know....seeing Harley as a grandma yelling about how her two granddaughters are good-for-nothing hooligans has its charms.

[trustyside-kick]

Yea that was interesting. But not the best part. =P

[Abaddon]

"It's true batsy, I know everything. And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents I must admit it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA! "

[trustyside-kick]

"It's true batsy, I know everything. And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents I must admit it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA! "

I LOVE the end of that speech.

[Abaddon]

I loved it.And Terry's version as well.

[trustyside-kick]

Yea and I like it when he is like "Where's the A material. Make a face, drop your pants!". But this thread is Joker lines not Terry. =P

[Morgoth]

Drown the kids and shoot the neighbours! We've got a winner!

Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other.

Boy, did YOU get the wrong number! We're not home right now, so please leave your message at the sound of the shriek.That's what it was Drown the kids. :)

[newwaveboy87]

Hey Batman! Catch the kewpie!!

[trustyside-kick]

Hey Batman! Catch the kewpie!!

What episode is that from? :confused:

[newwaveboy87]

Be a Clown

[Mr. Socko]

Mark Hammil's vocal cords are music to my ears :o

[trustyside-kick]

Way better than the guy playing Joker in The Batman.

[ganstaman56]

"You killed Captain Clown..........You killed Captain Clown!"

"Your going to melt like a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"We don't want Batman to sufficate so we'll puck a few air holes!"

"Hey, do I hit your kids? Actually I do"

"Quiet kid, it's a free ticket!"

"That's all folks! Let's mumble!"where the **** did u get these? these arent any of the Joker's lines!

[Mr. Socko]

Wtf?!

[Silver Sable]

where the **** did u get these? these arent any of the Joker's lines!

Uh yes they are :confused:

[Abaddon]

where the **** did u get these? these arent any of the Joker's lines!


What are you talking about?:confused:

[Silver Sable]

Excatly :o

[ganstaman56]

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HOO HOO HOO HOO HEH HEH HEH

and these from return of Joker.....

but all too soon the boy began to share such secrets with me secrets that are mine alone to know.....Bruce.

i'll begin with how i affected young robin's makeover.

(or in the uncut version)....

i'll begin with how i peeled back the layers of young robin's mind.

but all too soon the shocks and chemicals took their toll.:joker: :joker:

[ganstaman56]

Excatly :osorry i guess those are from the comics and i've never even read a comic book since there isnt a place to buy them around here.

[Abaddon]

I think somebody posted those already.:o

[Abaddon]

sorry i guess those are from the comics and i've never even read a comic book since there isnt a place to buy them around here.


Those are from the animated series.

[ganstaman56]

"You killed Captain Clown..........You killed Captain Clown!"

"Your going to melt like a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"We don't want Batman to sufficate so we'll puck a few air holes!"

"Hey, do I hit your kids? Actually I do"

"Quiet kid, it's a free ticket!"

"That's all folks! Let's mumble!"nope that captain clown bull**** is from that crappy new series The Batman.

[Silver Sable]

WTF? IT'S FROM BTAS DUDE!!!!!! :mad:

How many times do we have to repeat ourselves?

[ganstaman56]

I think somebody posted those already.:o no they posted different ones from Return of Joker.

[Abaddon]

nope that captain clown bull**** is from that crappy new series The Batman.
Like anything the Joker said on "The Batman" was memorable.:rolleyes:

[Abaddon]

no they posted different ones from Return of Joker.


whoops,you're right.:o

[Mr. Socko]

Like anything the Joker said on "The Batman" was memorable.:rolleyes:

LMAO! The Joker is an idiot on The Batman. He's from Jamicia

[Abaddon]

LMAO! The Joker is an idiot on The Batman. He's from Jamicia


He's Rasta.:o


And they can't seem to keep him in Arkham.At least in BTAS he'd escape on a balloon or something.

[Mr. Socko]

Lol

On TAS when The Joker puts a man down in acid

"(pauses)...Well that was fun, now who wants chinese"

[titan101]

LMAO! The Joker is an idiot on The Batman. He's from Jamiciahe's not even the joker.he's more like human monkey clown.

[trustyside-kick]

I don't get why the Joker in The Batman doesn't wear shoes...out of the entire character re-vamp that bothers me the most...next would be the damn dreadlocks...

[newwaveboy87]

I don't get why the Joker in The Batman doesn't wear shoes...out of the entire character re-vamp that bothers me the most...next would be the damn dreadlocks...
it's not his hunchback, red eyes, or massive frame?

[trustyside-kick]

Never really noticed those others...another thing though...he is somewhat acrobatic or something? :mad:

[newwaveboy87]

he's Blanca

[trustyside-kick]

Heh, a reference to Street Fighter...good game...my brother collects the comics. :up:

Okay well how about we get back to topic guys? I'm out of Joker lines for the moment...but I'll see if that changes since I plan on buying the other TAS volumes. :)

[newwaveboy87]

look at the size of the cake man! she couldn't have opened the door by herself!

[Silver Sable]

"Run run run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the Joker man!"

[newwaveboy87]

jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got AWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

[trustyside-kick]

That was actually on one of the episodes? I remember singing the song as a kid joking around but it was on an episode? I'm guessing Christmas with the Joker then? :confused:

[newwaveboy87]

yes, Christmas With the Joker was the one that he sang the song. it was the opening lines.

[trustyside-kick]

Oh, ok.

[newwaveboy87]

Joker also walks by an animated Charles Manson. :eek:

[Abaddon]

"Adios, Brucie. I suppose I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that, but the truth is I really did hate your guts. "

[trustyside-kick]

Another good line from Return of the Joker. :up:

[trustyside-kick]

A great line from MOTP when Andrea confronts Joker at the future amusement park.

"Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood and company shows up."