Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 5 NOFX vs jaguarr

[Holly Goodhead]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch!

Think MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, except with Hype posters. Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round. Multiple votes by the same user on different names is allowed, but if the match ends in a tie...all multiple votes will be discounted to determine the winner.

Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 2. :)

Game Outline:
Round 1: 50 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner

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Round 1.
Match 1. Wilhelm-Scream vs Equint77
Match 2. Venom Drool vs Sofa
Match 3. CConn vs Master Bruce
Match 4. Dr.Fear vs musclesforsupes vs J Alba's Lover
Match 5. Themanofbat vs PLAS
Match 6. Erzengel vs ShadowBoxing
Match 7. DOG LIPS vs The Amazing Lee
Match 8. Eric Draven vs kypade
Match 9. dpm07 vs HAL 9000
Match 10. Tukiluka vs Blight
Match 11. Jakesteraholic vs masteryoda vs Lackey vs CantThinkOfAName
Match 12. Master Chief vs The Last Meatbag
Match 13. DBella vs GunBlade
Match 14. Kipobe vs BrodieBruce
Match 15. pavlov's dogfood vs JoLiE_MeNdEz
Match 16. Childlike Wild vs twylight
Match 17. Outsiderzedge vs oakzap425
Match 18. Carter vs The Lumberjack vs hey yo its sean
Match 19. THWIP* vs jaguarr
Match 20. Calvin vs Corinthian
Match 21. NOFX vs Jplaya2023
Match 22. Matt vs TheAlmightyFuzz
Match 23. The Incredible Hulk vs Joseph_Freefall
Match 24. (2nd Chance Match) Equint77 vs Kipobe

Round 2 (Random Picks)
Match 1. DOG LIPS vs DBella
Match 2. The Lumberjack vs Sofa
Match 3. twylight vs musclesforsupes
Match 4. Outsiderzedge vs masteryoda
Match 5. NOFX vs jaguarr
Match 6. Tukiluka vs JoLiE_MeNdEz
Match 7. Master Bruce vs Kipobe
Match 8. Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream
Match 9. Themanobat vs Master Chief
Match 10. BrodieBruce vs Joseph_Freefall
Match 11. Erzengel vs dpm07
Match 12. Matt vs Calvin

http://www.wchstv.com/abc/ellen/degeneres.jpg

[Da Docta]

jag

DVL

[DOG LIPS]

Hmmm... this is a tough one. :(

[Holly Goodhead]

****ing computer.

[Abaddon]

add a poll

[Da Docta]

****ing computer.
Do you type the things you mutter in real life?

[Lackey]

http://www.wchstv.com/abc/ellen/degeneres.jpg



I get it... she's looking inside their vaginas

[Kipobe]

jag

jag

[ShadowBoxing]

jag

[Ronny Shade]

jag

ronny

[DOG LIPS]

NOFX


jag

[CConn]

Portia de Rossi is so much better than Anne Heche. :down

[Abaddon]

I voted for Jag but I wanted Portia de Rossi.:(

[CConn]

We all want Portia de Rossi.

[Holly Goodhead]

Thats why I put her with NOFX. :)

[DOG LIPS]

I voted for jag because he would catch feelings if I didn't. :(:up:

[The Lumberjack]

On a final note

jag

[Lackey]

I voted for jag because he would catch feelings if I didn't. :(:up:



Satan cat makes me catch feelings :(

[DOG LIPS]

Satan cat makes me catch feelings :(
In your pants. :(

[Holly Goodhead]

I wish

[Erzengel]

This is like asking which do you like more, having an intimate moment with a special someone or being touched by an uncle. I will leave you to decide which is which.

[Holly Goodhead]

This is like asking which do you like more, having an intimate moment with that special someone or being touched by an uncle.

What if that special someone is your uncle.:confused:

[Erzengel]

What if that special someone is your uncle.:confused:

Then you are Teri Hatcher.

[Holly Goodhead]

Then you are Teri Hatcher.

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images613687_Teri_Hatcher3.jpg

Skank:down

[Abaddon]

Then you are Teri Hatcher.


Youre mean.

[The Lumberjack]

http://www.wwtdd.com/images/th49.jpg

[DBella]

Portia de Rossi is so much better than Anne Heche. :down
Except for when she was like a toothpick. Anne Heche need only to exhale and she'll be blown to the moon.

[Erzengel]

But Anne Heche has the crazy factor.

Crazy + Attractive = Hot

[DOG LIPS]

http://www.wwtdd.com/images/th49.jpg
Cher? :confused:

[DBella]

But Anne Heche has the crazy factor.

Crazy + Attractive = Hot
And don't forget the fickle factor.

[The Lumberjack]

Cher? :confused:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/Forum%20Hilarity/Oteri.jpg

[DOG LIPS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/Forum%20Hilarity/Oteri.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/th49.jpg

[The Lumberjack]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/th49.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/General/Noteri.jpg

[DOG LIPS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/CHEWFACE.jpg

[jaguarr]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/CHEWFACE.jpg

LOFL!!!! Oh, man....these pic's are the funniest **** I've seen all day! :up:

jag

[NEWcomicbook123]

Feed me more. :mad:

[CConn]

Except for when she was like a toothpick. Anne Heche need only to exhale and she'll be blown to the moon.She never looked that skinny in Arrested Development. :confused:

Bleh. AD Portia > Heche at any time. :o

[NEWcomicbook123]

http://www.afterellen.com/People/2005/photos/portia/arrested.jpg>http://www.cronica.com.mx/galeria/data/media/52/Emmy8.jpg>http://www.hamline.edu/~drhagel/ellenbox.gif

Fini.

:confused:

[Philly Phanboy]

Voted for jag. ;)

[CConn]

The fact that she would **** Ellen makes me think less of her. :(

[jaguarr]

The fact that she would **** Ellen makes me think less of her. :(

Ann Heche was tainted long before Ellen. Portia was untainted until Ellen put her man-hands all over her! :o

jag

[Holly Goodhead]

I should have made these 2 matches 1 day long.. damn you dog lips :o

[DOG LIPS]

:down:mad:

[Erzengel]

Well isn't that Tuki-Jolie much closer?

I think you can make mine 1 day.

[jaguarr]

:down:mad:

You're not the first person to give Holly "The Thumb", you know.

jag

[DOG LIPS]

Yeah, Erz's match can be a one-day, it will be a one-sided ass whoopin.








Poor Erz. :(

[DOG LIPS]

You're not the first person to give Holly "The Thumb", you know.

jag
And I'm sure I won't be the last. :(

[Erzengel]

Yeah, Erz's match can be a one-day, it will be a one-sided ass whoopin.








Poor Erz. :(

I sense great fear in you. You're just afraid that you'll face me in the next round and want me out. :o

[DOG LIPS]

I sense great fear in you. You're just afraid that you'll face me in the next round and want me out. :o
Stupid midichlorians. :mad:

[jaguarr]

And I'm sure I won't be the last. :(

Just wash your hands real good with antibiotic soap and rinse with some hydrogen peroxide and avoid touching your mouth, nose or eyes for at least two days.

jag

[DOG LIPS]

Just wash your hands real good with antibiotic soap and rinse with some hydrogen peroxide and avoid touching your mouth, nose or eyes for at least two days.

jag
...Uh-oh... :(

[jaguarr]

...Uh-oh... :(

:eek:

You gonna die!

jag

[DOG LIPS]

:eek:

You gonna die!

jag
Don't catch feelins! :mad:
















...I did. :(:(:(

[jaguarr]

Don't catch feelins! :mad:







...I did. :(:(:(


*gives DOG LIPS the "thumbs up" sign from inside his Hazmat suit*

jag

[Holly Goodhead]

This is going to be a close one.

[BEER]

Pitty vote for jag.

[DOG LIPS]

Alright NOFX, if you were planning some super comeback, now is that time! :(

[jaguarr]

Alright NOFX, if you were planning some super comeback, now is that time! :(

I think he caught feelings. Poor guy. :(

jag

[DOG LIPS]

I think he caught feelings. Poor guy. :(

jag
He mad. :(

[jaguarr]

He mad. :(

He mad 'cuz he a stan an' he got sonned!

jag

[DOG LIPS]

He mad 'cuz he a stan an' he got sonned!

jag
Damn son, dat kidd needs ta man-up! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/1up.gif

[Holly Goodhead]

All the people who voted for NOFX really voted for Portia de Rossi.

[jaguarr]

All the people who voted for NOFX really voted for Portia de Rossi.

Well I hope they thought long and hard about Ellen's man-hands being all over her when they did.

jag

[Holly Goodhead]

Everyone named Ellen should be electrocuted.

[jaguarr]

Everyone named Ellen should be electrocuted.

You and I do agree from time to time. This is one of those times.

jag

[Holly Goodhead]

My roommates older sister, was best friends with the asian girl Ellen from Road Rules, what a ****ing *****. :down

[Master Chief]

The tall big foot asian or the guy with badass tats... not too tough.

[jaguarr]

My roommates older sister, was best friends with the asian girl Ellen from Road Rules, what a ****ing *****. :down

I have no point of reference on that particular D-List pseudo-famous person from a crappy reality show. :(

The tall big foot asian or the guy with badass tats... not too tough.

Thanks, bro! :up:

jag

[DOG LIPS]

Go NOFX!! You can do it!!!

[XwolverineX]

JAGUARR AND NOFX HAVE BOTH BEEN REALLY COOL SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE, SO I REFUSE TO PICK.. :O:up:

[Holly Goodhead]

JAGUARR AND NOFX HAVE BOTH BEEN REALLY COOL SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE, SO I REFUSE TO PICK.. :O:up:

Your vote doesnt count anyways.

[XwolverineX]

Your vote doesnt count anyways.


IF I VOTE, IT SURE AS HELL WILL. AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.. :D

[Holly Goodhead]

If you say so.

[Calvin]

IF I VOTE, IT SURE AS HELL WILL. AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.. :D
Considering that it's her contest, that's a pretty idiotic statement.

[DOG LIPS]

Holly, can we move on to the next matches early? It's ****ing Friday, and both matches are ass-whoopins. :(:up:

[jaguarr]

Considering that it's her contest, that's a pretty idiotic statement.

True, because she could just discount his vote on the final tally.

jag

[Da Docta]

Your vote doesnt count anyways.
:up:
Anyways, this thread is **** compared to the other one.

[jaguarr]

:up:
Anyways, this thread is **** compared to the other one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/th49.jpg

jag

[DOG LIPS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/CHEWFACE.jpg

[Da Docta]

Old School. :o

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/9115/orly4kc.jpg

[jaguarr]

The melting Teri Hatcher-Face pic's made this thread. :up:

jag

[Master Chief]

The melting Teri Hatcher-Face pic's made this thread. :up:

jag

That's Teri Hatcher? Holy f**k. :(

[jaguarr]

That's Teri Hatcher? Holy f**k. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/General/Noteri.jpg

jag

[Da Docta]

The melting Teri Hatcher-Face pic's made this thread. :up:

jag
Without it, this thread would have faded out of existence. :up:

[Holly Goodhead]

Everyone has bad pictures. :rolleyes:

[jaguarr]

Everyone has bad pictures. :rolleyes:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/jaguarr/shh/teriblowme.jpg

jag

[Kipobe]

Teri Hatcher has no vagina. This concerns me more than her face melting. Everyone's face melts. Luzrs:down

[Holly Goodhead]

That doesnt make sense..

[jaguarr]

Teri Hatcher has no vagina. This concerns me more than her face melting. Everyone's face melts. Luzrs:down

Maybe her vagina melted.

jag

[Da Docta]

Teri Hatcher has no vagina. This concerns me more than her face melting. Everyone's face melts. Luzrs:down
Her face melts because she has no vagina.

[Da Docta]

Maybe her vagina melted.

jag
That also.