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MaskedManJRK
05-26-2006, 11:38 PM
http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/7466/newteentitansv226102jq.jpg

Did... did Gar just say he was going to buy a RealDoll?

Reminds me about Jericho...I read somewhere that Wolvman actually planned for him to be gay, but they thought with his already extremely feminine fashion choice and tendacies, it would be too much of a stereotype. :o

Zev
05-27-2006, 04:22 AM
Asking Zev why he hates something is like asking the sky why it's blue.:o

Now, Th' Her, you know I have good reasons for hating things. For example, I only hate people that are different from me. And your mom.

Zev
05-28-2006, 12:30 PM
Time for Pedophilia Sunday!

http://pics.livejournal.com/hoolifan/pic/0000tcdx

Thank you, Frank Miller, for making Batman a child abducter. Thanks. A bunch.

MaskedManJRK
05-28-2006, 12:37 PM
Time for Pedophilia Sunday!

http://pics.livejournal.com/hoolifan/pic/0000tcdx

Thank you, Frank Miller, for making Batman a child abducter. Thanks. A bunch.

Reading that comic, you know what he really meant, but taken out of context...Jesus f**kin' Christ. :o

Harlekin
05-28-2006, 02:44 PM
Dick is even looking at his package. Dick is looking at Batty's nuts.

Sigh, Frank Miller... you crazy old bastard.

Zev
05-28-2006, 08:59 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j238/foxhack/DC/DCComicsPresents52-22.jpg

Zev
05-29-2006, 12:04 AM
Batwoman: Lestastic! (http://www.newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72016)

So, you wanted a lesbian in the Bat-family, Didio? Well, gee, maybe you could've just NOT GOTTEN RID OF BATGIRL AND SPOILER!

Because those two? Hitting it everytime they were off-panel. And letting Tim Drake watch. You know they did.

The Hero
05-29-2006, 11:13 AM
Time for Pedophilia Sunday!

http://pics.livejournal.com/hoolifan/pic/0000tcdx

Thank you, Frank Miller, for making Batman a child abducter. Thanks. A bunch.
Anytime Miller writes Batman he sounds like a sex offender to me.

"Bats like my sonics.They like 'em alot."

*shudders*

MaskedManJRK
05-29-2006, 11:46 AM
Batwoman: Lestastic! (http://www.newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72016)

So, you wanted a lesbian in the Bat-family, Didio? Well, gee, maybe you could've just NOT GOTTEN RID OF BATGIRL AND SPOILER!

Because those two? Hitting it everytime they were off-panel. And letting Tim Drake watch. You know they did.

And let him join in, because Tim's a bit of a pimp like that. :o

The Question
05-29-2006, 11:51 AM
Actually, if Tim were offered such a sexin', I wouldn't be surprised if he spent about 20 minutes nervously mumbling and shuffling his feet. He's kind of a Kiff.

MaskedManJRK
05-29-2006, 11:57 AM
Actually, if Tim were offered such a sexin', I wouldn't be surprised if he spent about 20 minutes nervously mumbling and shuffling his feet. He's kind of a Kiff.

Kiff?

Well, maybe at first, but after a while...he jumps in gets things done as easy as taking out thugs in the city. :o

The Hero
05-29-2006, 02:03 PM
Playing devil’s advocate, as you said, the fact that she is gay will play a role in her activities as a hero – but, when you flip that, it doesn’t really apply to say, Batman. You can’t say, “Because he’s heterosexual, Batman’s adventures are thus and so.”

I love you,anonymous interviewer.:up:

The Question
05-29-2006, 03:03 PM
Kiff?

http://tfp.killbots.com/fanart/sean/006_kiff.jpg

MaskedManJRK
05-29-2006, 04:45 PM
http://tfp.killbots.com/fanart/sean/006_kiff.jpg

Ah. Been a while since I watched the show.

The Fonz
05-29-2006, 11:41 PM
I thought this was a thread about lesbians in comics. What is the deal with all the gays and pedophilia junk? If you guys want to make a thread devoted to that garbage then go ahead and make one. I'll make sure to avoid clicking in it. In the meantime, can we keep this a lesbian thread please?

MaskedManJRK
05-29-2006, 11:50 PM
I thought this was a thread about lesbians in comics. What is the deal with all the gays and pedophilia junk? If you guys want to make a thread devoted to that garbage then go ahead and make one. I'll make sure to avoid clicking in it. In the meantime, can we keep this a lesbian thread please?

Notice in the beginning that Zev mentioned "Latent Male Homosexuality Saturday," and we recently also allowed just perversion in general.

If you're going to tell us what to do, at least have the common decency to read everything to make sure it haven't recently become an accepted part of the thread. :o

Sandman138
05-30-2006, 12:09 AM
Okay, it's not subtext, but Fonz obviously needed something to jack off too... must have gotten his mom's Victoria Secrets a bit too messy I guess. So how could I not lend a helping hand?:o

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/683/683093/bite-club-vampire-crime-unit-20060124113204114.jpg

The Fonz
05-30-2006, 01:43 AM
Notice in the beginning that Zev mentioned "Latent Male Homosexuality Saturday," and we recently also allowed just perversion in general.

If you're going to tell us what to do, at least have the common decency to read everything to make sure it haven't recently become an accepted part of the thread. :o
Whether not it's recently or old it's still now the norm, butthead.

The Fonz
05-30-2006, 01:44 AM
Okay, it's not subtext, but Fonz obviously needed something to jack off too... must have gotten his mom's Victoria Secrets a bit too messy I guess. So how could I not lend a helping hand?:o



.............the hell?

Zev
05-30-2006, 02:02 AM
Okay, it's not subtext, but Fonz obviously needed something to jack off too... must have gotten his mom's Victoria Secrets a bit too messy I guess. So how could I not lend a helping hand?:o

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/683/683093/bite-club-vampire-crime-unit-20060124113204114.jpg

Man, those lesbians better be careful not to piss off Laurence Fishburne! He knows kung-fu!

And, to answer the Fonz's question, I specified that the weekends were a bit of a break from routine (one that's amped up this thread a lot). Saturdays are Latent Male Homosexuality Saturdays and Sundays are Latent Male Pedophilia And Assorted Perversion Sundays. That's still five days' worth of lesbians to every bit about Jimmy Olsen fearing rubber latex (and it's not like there have been any pictures of Superman and Batman shaving each others' bikini areas, so I don't get the objection).

Zev
05-30-2006, 03:19 PM
Monkeyman & O'Brien crossovered with Gen13. In a bit of plottiness; Roxy, Ann, Grunge, and Burnout ended up beamed into a parallel universe.

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/5682/gm01175ww.jpg

Hmmm... try to guess what sci-fi idol this is referencing.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3418/gm01187ki.jpg

Nope, nothing springs to mind. Also, I love how Grunge doesn't even try to deny it.

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9088/gm01197ee.jpg

Sadly, I think this is the most on-panel action Rainmaker has ever gotten.

X-Punisher
05-30-2006, 05:54 PM
Chris Claremont strikes back.

http://pics.livejournal.com/silver_apples/pic/000082b9

Wow thats screaming lesbian.

Zev
05-31-2006, 02:42 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/yr197.jpg

She likes to eat out at the Y. She has a liquor license. She enjoys oral sex with other women. You know what I mean!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/strangeliz2.jpg

Okay, I'll be the first to say it. I'd rather have a daughter who "digs fence posts" than anyone who's ever been on "My Super Sweet 16."

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/strangeliz3.jpg

Luckily, Liz has a "special friend" she can visit.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/strangeliz4.jpg

"Agnes isn't shy once you get to know her. Why, she let me get to third base on our first date!"

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/strangegirlrules.jpg

And here we see the cover from the well-received sequel, Strange Girl 2: Electric Boogaloo.

X-Punisher
05-31-2006, 05:55 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/yr197.jpg

She likes to eat out at the Y. She has a liquor license. She enjoys oral sex with other women. You know what I mean!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/strangeliz2.jpg

Okay, I'll be the first to say it. I'd rather have a daughter who "digs fence posts" than anyone who's ever been on "My Super Sweet 16."

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/strangeliz3.jpg

Luckily, Liz has a "special friend" she can visit.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/strangeliz4.jpg

"Agnes isn't shy once you get to know her. Why, she let me get to third base on our first date!"

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/lyra_silvertongue/strangegirlrules.jpg

And here we see the cover from the well-received sequel, Strange Girl 2: Electric Boogaloo.


HAHAHAHA

Sandman138
06-01-2006, 04:37 AM
Zev, that was definatly the best post so far. Thank you.

Zev
06-01-2006, 03:07 PM
http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/3096/medievalladydeath012nz.jpg

Zev
06-02-2006, 06:46 PM
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7978/f05063hy.jpg

SSJ4_Mikael
06-03-2006, 04:43 PM
Sweet Jesus... And I Who Wanted My Kid To Read This Stuff When I Got One...

Zev
06-04-2006, 02:52 AM
In an alternate (evil) universe, Batman and Superman are evil "brothers" who rule the world. Of course, like all good evil alternate universe versions of good guys, they're kinda gay.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4033/008supermanbatman015re4xa.jpg

"We don't have to worry about Deadman invading you ever again."

Batman's a very jealous lover.

But seriously, how gay are Bruce and Clark?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1678/012supermanbatman014re7vu.jpg

They get each other nonconsensual threesome buddies for their birthday.

In other news, Ollie, haven't you ever heard of a little thing called Godwin's Law? And Batman, you two seem to be pretty committed partners and all, but you should always "wrap it."

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9611/013supermanbatman014re1tb.jpg

That kinda speaks for itself. Except for Ollie's hair. L'Oreal: Because he's worth it.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7829/014supermanbatman014re3te.jpg

"Get up. I want more."

Batman, give the poor guy 5 seconds to recover after sex, not everyone has a sex drive like you. Better say the safe word, Ollie!

http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/5078/015supermanbatman014re1qu.jpg

Oop. Too late.

But how did they catch the gay?

http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/3345/014supermanbatman015re0lj.jpg

Superman has two daddies!

SSJ4_Mikael
06-04-2006, 08:09 AM
http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/3345/014supermanbatman015re0lj.jpg

Superman has two daddies![/quote]
This was the funniest, born in a threesome... lol

Zev
06-04-2006, 10:19 AM
http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/9784/robin28iv.jpg

Zev
06-04-2006, 02:16 PM
Now, I realize things get a bit risque in here. This is, after all, a thread devoted to lesbian subtext. However, to those who might say we're a little TOO risque... I trust this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKOda2A3Vqg) will silence them.

Zev
06-04-2006, 03:03 PM
Gar Logan: Red-blooded All-American male... or vicious sex fiend?

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/6181/teentitansspotlight09074ui.jpg

Is he coming onto the lion?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8498/nt1180130ku.jpg
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/930/nt1180146jt.jpg
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/6035/nt1180159wf.jpg

Did... did he just grow a mullet, dry-hump a lady, and act like a complete dick?

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6341/nt1150167cx.jpg

Did he just... I don't even want to know.

Zev
06-05-2006, 01:37 PM
Ever wonder why someone who looks like Power Girl never has a man at her side? Maybe it's because she isn't looking.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/4692/jsaclassified04page13wa.jpg

And?

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/9158/jsaclassified04page21pq.jpg

I'll bet it was magic.

X-Punisher
06-05-2006, 04:13 PM
Ever wonder why someone who looks like Power Girl never has a man at her side? Maybe it's because she isn't looking.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/4692/jsaclassified04page13wa.jpg

And?

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/9158/jsaclassified04page21pq.jpg

I'll bet it was magic.

Yeah, the magic of being with a woman for the first time:up:

Zev
06-06-2006, 12:02 AM
http://joshreads.com/images/0606/i060605apt3g.jpg

Dr.Doom
06-06-2006, 08:41 PM
is that a woman?

MaskedManJRK
06-09-2006, 12:23 AM
is that a woman?

Yeah, she just has a butch haircut. :o

MaskedManJRK
06-09-2006, 12:25 AM
Ever wonder why someone who looks like Power Girl never has a man at her side? Maybe it's because she isn't looking.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/4692/jsaclassified04page13wa.jpg

And?

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/9158/jsaclassified04page21pq.jpg

I'll bet it was magic.

Who's the artist of that and where is it from? It looks familiar...

Harlekin
06-09-2006, 01:41 AM
JSA: Classified 1-4.

C.F. Kane
06-09-2006, 04:42 AM
Now, I realize things get a bit risque in here. This is, after all, a thread devoted to lesbian subtext. However, to those who might say we're a little TOO risque... I trust this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKOda2A3Vqg) will silence them.

I like how Kelly says "I masturbate" while giving a speech in congress

Sandman138
06-09-2006, 05:37 PM
Avenue Q rules. Another one should be done for "If You Were Gay".

Zev
06-10-2006, 12:04 AM
Just a remainder to everyone to give good ratings to anything I post on YouTube. Because seriously, how long can it take? Anyway, who's the one man Aquaman would deem worthy of having sex with?

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6479/aquamanv310063cj.jpg

Why, himself of course! Tune in on General Perversion Sunday for the thrilling conclusion as we go deeper into the twisted mind of Aquaman: Sex Fiend.

Zev
06-11-2006, 12:22 AM
Aquaman. Not only does he have queermosexual sex with himself, but he also did it with a dolphin!

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/6074/aquamanv310071yw.jpg

Zev
06-12-2006, 09:36 PM
Now, some of you may have heard about Daughters of the Dragon. Misty Knight (be-afroed "You're under arrest, sugar" type with a bionic arm) and Colleen Wing (like Misty, only whiter and a little more lesbian) are bail bondsmen. They stumble onto a mystery and yadda yadda...

But, the most important thing is the frightful amount of unresolved sexual tension between them. Take a look.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2725/dotd01page075xm.jpg

That's from the FIRST ISSUE. And girls, we know the only tapes you two make are of the Paris Hilton variety.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7242/max00358pb.jpg

Misty in the second panel: That's my girl, *****!

Except not.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4079/max00375vb.jpg

What the...? How did a scene from Wild Things accidentally end up in this post about Daughters of the Dragon?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7951/max00391ja.jpg

Which begs the question... who's the OLD girlfriend?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4972/max00618lj.jpg

But eventually true love wins out... maybe.

Zev
06-14-2006, 06:54 PM
http://serv3.imagehigh.com/imgs/04///26966_GC01_013.jpg

The Question
06-14-2006, 06:59 PM
Now, some of you may have heard about Daughters of the Dragon. Misty Knight (be-afroed "You're under arrest, sugar" type with a bionic arm) and Colleen Wing (like Misty, only whiter and a little more lesbian) are bail bondsmen. They stumble onto a mystery and yadda yadda...

But, the most important thing is the frightful amount of unresolved sexual tension between them. Take a look.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2725/dotd01page075xm.jpg

That's from the FIRST ISSUE. And girls, we know the only tapes you two make are of the Paris Hilton variety.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7242/max00358pb.jpg

Misty in the second panel: That's my girl, *****!

Except not.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4079/max00375vb.jpg

What the...? How did a scene from Wild Things accidentally end up in this post about Daughters of the Dragon?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7951/max00391ja.jpg

Which begs the question... who's the OLD girlfriend?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4972/max00618lj.jpg

But eventually true love wins out... maybe.



And, Iron Fist is Misty Knight's on again/off again "**** buddy." Meaning......




Oh Danny, you lucky bastard. :o

The Hero
06-18-2006, 09:00 PM
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/obcs.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/batgirlwatch6um7sz.jpg

MaskedManJRK
06-18-2006, 11:16 PM
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/obcs.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/batgirlwatch6um7sz.jpg

Is that from Birds of Prey?

...Well, at least we now know something we've known for a while--girl's can do things as good as men...including making lesbian subtext within comic book characters!

Zev
06-19-2006, 02:21 AM
http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/20.jpg

MaskedManJRK
06-19-2006, 05:23 PM
http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/20.jpg

Heh. :)

Zev
06-20-2006, 11:10 PM
http://www.cnv.co.il/pics/previews/image/2006/jun/large/bombqueen_blacklight.jpg

Doesn't get much lesbianer than that.

MaskedManJRK
06-20-2006, 11:23 PM
http://www.cnv.co.il/pics/previews/image/2006/jun/large/bombqueen_blacklight.jpg

Doesn't get much lesbianer than that.

Pardon my ignorence, but who are they?

Zev
06-20-2006, 11:24 PM
Bomb Queen and Blacklight.

MaskedManJRK
06-20-2006, 11:32 PM
Bomb Queen and Blacklight.

...Those names mean nothing to me. Where are they from?

Zev
06-20-2006, 11:38 PM
Bomb Queen has her own title. It's about a supervillain who takes over a city and spends her time doing drugs and having illicit sex while the whole place goes to hell. I think it was based on the life of Marion Barry.

MaskedManJRK
06-20-2006, 11:52 PM
Bomb Queen has her own title. It's about a supervillain who takes over a city and spends her time doing drugs and having illicit sex while the whole place goes to hell. I think it was based on the life of Marion Barry.

Huh. Interesting. Thanks for the info.

Tropico
06-25-2006, 01:56 AM
It's okay to post Ultimate Reed Richards being seduced by vaporous guy today, right?:confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/DDude/ULTFF034_COLOR_cov.jpg

Nightwing.
06-25-2006, 09:14 AM
itll only be ok if you can also provide an image of emma frost and some other chick.........other than that you can keep your stretchy anatomied man porn to yourself :p

Sandman138
06-25-2006, 11:48 AM
Hey, it's general perversion Sunday, let us fantasize over elastic man love in peace goddammit!:mad:

MaskedManJRK
06-25-2006, 04:37 PM
http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/20.jpg

Is it just me or did the last panel change? I remember Batgirl's baloon having a wierd computer emoticon and Barbara sayed "What do you mean I kiss like a mom?!"

:confused:

Tropico
06-25-2006, 04:40 PM
Is it just me or did the last panel change? I remember Batgirl's baloon having a wierd computer emoticon and Barbara sayed "What do you mean I kiss like a mom?!"

:confused:

Yeah, it totally changed and takes the fun out of it now.:(

SuperFerret
06-25-2006, 07:01 PM
http://www.cnv.co.il/pics/previews/image/2006/jun/large/bombqueen_blacklight.jpg

Doesn't get much lesbianer than that.

I applaud you Zev. Never before have I seen the word "lesbianer" used in a sentence. :up:

MaskedManJRK
06-25-2006, 09:41 PM
Yeah, it totally changed and takes the fun out of it now.:(

Actually, it's almost more funny--apparently Batgirl knows what "dick" tastes like and tastes it on Bab's lips--and she's trying to make herself a lesbian!

Tropico
06-25-2006, 10:05 PM
Actually, it's almost more funny--apparently Batgirl knows what "dick" tastes like and tastes it on Bab's lips--and she's trying to make herself a lesbian!

I guess. Maybe it was funnier to me the previous way because of the way we were making fun of Babs in the DC forums.

Harlekin
06-26-2006, 06:01 AM
Heh, I hadn't noticed they'd changed it at first. I prefer the 'Dick' joke.

Zev
06-26-2006, 01:30 PM
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/22/c087tc.jpg

"I would've have spend the night if I had known it was going to be this noisy, Barbara."

Sorry, Dinah, but Babs is a screamer.

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/3249/c092uc.jpg

Spend the night? Conspicuously hanging off each other? Yup, that's subtext all right.

MaskedManJRK
06-26-2006, 06:00 PM
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/22/c087tc.jpg

"I would've have spend the night if I had known it was going to be this noisy, Barbara."

Sorry, Dinah, but Babs is a screamer.

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/3249/c092uc.jpg

Spend the night? Conspicuously hanging off each other? Yup, that's subtext all right.

Eh...the first pic has better subtext than the second.

MyPokerShirt
06-26-2006, 10:36 PM
ok, wonder woman's from a woman-only country right? how do they have children then? just wondering...

MyPokerShirt
06-26-2006, 10:44 PM
Does anybody here read "Girls"? Its an image title. Just like Bomb Queen, you can read it, in its full womanly glory, over at image.com. The first issue has some guy totally crack and make an arse of himself over women. The sexual innuendo is brilliant and its a good laugh -so true to life too. They must cover lesbianism at some point - cmon!itsa whole series about girls. I'll try to find something from it but would appreciate the help :up:

Dr.Doom
06-26-2006, 10:46 PM
theres lesbianism in Y: The Last Man. TONS of it.

MyPokerShirt
06-26-2006, 10:55 PM
wow, BUM, 1 more post til ur on 1000 :)

Dr.Doom
06-26-2006, 10:56 PM
well what do you know. I AM at 1k.

yeah?

DraconicLord
06-26-2006, 11:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/greysnyper/Scans/9c125fc6.jpg

Okay, now they're not even trying to fool people.

What issue was this?

MaskedManJRK
06-26-2006, 11:57 PM
ok, wonder woman's from a woman-only country right? how do they have children then? just wondering...

They don't--they all were the original Amazons that first came to the island.

The only one that was born was Wonder Woman--and she was carved from clay by her mother, Hippolaya and some other god (I THINK Hades, but don't quote me), and then was breathed into life by the other gods.

MaskedManJRK
06-26-2006, 11:59 PM
What issue was this?

I believe that was in S/B, but I don't remember the exact number--it was also reprinted as Supergirl #0.

DraconicLord
06-27-2006, 12:02 AM
It just looks like Batwoman - Like Kane, post-IC Batwoman

MaskedManJRK
06-27-2006, 12:26 AM
It just looks like Batwoman - Like Kane, post-IC Batwoman

No she doesn't--she looks like the Barbara Gordon Batgirl. :confused:

Zev
06-27-2006, 02:32 AM
And now, a few random scenes from Banana Sunday. Judge for yourself.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3218/051kx.jpg

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/6892/122pn.jpg

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/5900/130rl.jpg

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/5378/bananasunday3115np.jpg

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/2140/bananasunday3194np.jpg

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8117/bananasunday4220qx.jpg

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/1912/bananasunday4233ah.jpg

The Question
06-27-2006, 08:30 AM
They don't--they all were the original Amazons that first came to the island.

The only one that was born was Wonder Woman--and she was carved from clay by her mother, Hippolaya and some other god (I THINK Hades, but don't quote me), and then was breathed into life by the other gods.

Hypolita did all the carving herself. Although, she did pray to the gods to infuse Diana with life. Technically speaking, Diana is a Golem.

bored
06-27-2006, 10:20 AM
Hypolita did all the carving herself. Although, she did pray to the gods to infuse Diana with life. Technically speaking, Diana is a Golem.


A Golem is created by placing the name of God on a statue's head, in order for it to defend people. Wonder Woman is SCIENCE. GONE. MAD. MWAHAHAHA!

*coughs*

The Question
06-27-2006, 10:38 AM
No. A golem is an inanimate object brought to life. Usually, through clay. And Diana was brought to life by the gods. Technically, she is a golem.

Zev
06-27-2006, 02:31 PM
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/278/elektrasara0ei.jpg

bored
06-27-2006, 06:06 PM
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/278/elektrasara0ei.jpg


Umm... Is that naked Elektra sprawled out over Witchblade's knee?

DraconicLord
06-27-2006, 06:57 PM
The indie comic 'Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose' was full of lesbian sub-text and innuendos - Even hinted at incestuous lesbianism in one or two issues my ex Girlfriend bought

Zev
06-27-2006, 07:04 PM
Umm... Is that naked Elektra sprawled out over Witchblade's knee?

Yes. Yes, it is.

SuperFerret
06-27-2006, 07:54 PM
A Golem is created by placing the name of God on a statue's head, in order for it to defend people.

No. A golem is an inanimate object brought to life. Usually, through clay. And Diana was brought to life by the gods. Technically, she is a golem.

Actually, you're both right. The original golem of Jewish mythology was created by inscribing the letters "YHWH" (in Yiddish, of course) on it's forehead. But there have been other golems in fiction. Diana is one. Frankenstein's monster can be seen as another.

But, nevermind this, back to the lesbians!

The Hero
07-02-2006, 12:09 PM
I saved this for General Perversion Sunday because...well,there's really no category for it.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6341/nt1150167cx.jpg

Zev
07-02-2006, 01:17 PM
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7409/birdsofprey37pg160ji.jpg

Mandi-chan
07-02-2006, 09:35 PM
I saved this for General Perversion Sunday because...well,there's really no category for it.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6341/nt1150167cx.jpg

Is that from Teen Titans? I though Tara was dead and that Garfield (Beast Boy/Changling) hated her.

Zev
07-04-2006, 11:17 AM
So, in the Time And Tide miniseries where Aquaman became a total rip-off of Namor, he had sexxors with some woman. Cut to years later. Said woman has a son, Koryak, who sadly never met Koriand'r and had a wacky "who's on first" style riff. Aquaman comes back into her life and...

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9832/aquamanv308217qv.jpg

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7707/aquamanv308228ov.jpg

Sorry kid, your deadbeat dad screwed your mom up so bad that she's become a Fire Elemental and run off with a giant blue naked lady. Sucks to be you.

Zev
07-06-2006, 01:18 PM
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3353/birdsofprey28071ub.jpg

Dinah has just learned who Oracle is, so Barbara gives her a tour of the Clocktower.

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5774/birdsofprey2808eyefu3fc.jpg

EYESCREWING. They are SCREWING with their EYES.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5610/birdsofprey28097us.jpg

Barbara's expression in the third panel: Honey, I'm going to do things to your vagina that there aren't even words for.

Yes, there is an explanation, Delroy Lindo, and it's HOT LESBO ACTION!

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5774/birdsofprey28137es.jpg

As you read Birds of Prey, it becomes incredibly obvious that Dinah and Barbara are bisexual and Dinah really, really wants to have a threesome with a man.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8765/birdsofprey28140kz.jpg

Barbara: Do I leave you enough time for a love life?

Dinah: Are you kidding me? I'm still sore from last night!

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2366/birdsofprey28179ri.jpg

Barbara BOUGHT A BUILDING to be close to Dinah. SO CANON.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/76/birdsofprey28199jr.jpg

Yeah, they did this to Nightwing too... only things kinda escalated...

Zev
07-07-2006, 03:13 PM
Now it's time for me to tell you about the Ravens, arch-nemesises and rivals of the Birds of Prey, with powers comparable to the Birds of Prey! What kind of powers you ask?

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/121/birdsofprey030056xb.jpg
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/1509/birdsofprey030129yt.jpg

How about the power of exhibitionist sex? That do anything for ya?

How 'bout the power to kill a yak? From two hundred yards away!

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6792/birdsofprey030066dh.jpg

WITH LESBIANISM!

How 'bout the power... to move you?

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7575/birdsofprey6pg065ip.jpg

taskmaster
07-07-2006, 03:38 PM
Tenacious D rocks.

Zev
07-10-2006, 04:12 PM
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/7900/cissiecassieaww3lz.jpg

Zev
07-12-2006, 12:22 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/278/birdsofprey035167yf.jpg

Barbara: No, really, it's okay.

Dinah: *nuzzle*

Barbara: You can stop hugging me now.

Dinah: No. No, I don't think so.

Barbara's Blouse: RIPPP.

Barbara: Dinah! You're still being affected by the Lazurus Pit!

Dinah: Yeah... sure. Whatever works.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/1884/birdsofprey035175ts.jpg

Dinah's look in that first panel: Threesome?

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7226/birdsofprey052pg215vt.jpg

Dinah: Ever hear of a laptop?

Barbara: Sure, it's a portable computer.

Dinah: Actually, I was referring to myself.

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/663/birdsofprey053pg060cs.jpg

Dinah's kinda begging Barbara to check her out at this point.

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/3816/birdsofprey053pg083ks.jpg

Sometimes they may play the field...

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9957/birdsofprey053pg113wy.jpg

But in the end, they always end up back together.

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/3326/birdsofprey053pg121hn.jpg

And occasionally experimenting with bondage.

MaskedManJRK
07-13-2006, 09:11 PM
...When did Dinah f**k Ra's al Ghul? :confused:

Harlekin
07-14-2006, 02:06 AM
And Babs is actually looking into the mirror. :eek:

Zev
07-14-2006, 03:16 AM
And Babs is actually looking into the mirror. :eek:

She's looking and she's liking.

Zev
07-15-2006, 11:23 AM
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/1701/birdsofprey060170gp.jpg

Dinah refuses Barbara's marriage proposal.

The Hero
07-15-2006, 11:59 AM
A tale as old as time....

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/dobatman.jpg


But sadly,it was not to be....


http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/batmanc631a8586un6zg.jpg

Zev
07-15-2006, 04:03 PM
http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/434/graysoncam9jt.jpg

Speaks for itself.

Zev
07-16-2006, 12:09 PM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2097/cmj52ooc5oj.jpg

The Hero
07-16-2006, 12:27 PM
I wish had a scanner.The whole Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch relationship in The Ultimates is perfect for General Perversion Saturdays.

Zev
07-16-2006, 12:49 PM
Pretty much everything Mark Millar has ever written is perfect for General Perversion Sundays.

Zev
07-16-2006, 12:54 PM
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/6340/gothamcentral11pg02fy3.jpg

...

I just don't know anymore.

Zev
07-16-2006, 04:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/mlhopkins20/bggr3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/mlhopkins20/bggr4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/mlhopkins20/bggr5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/mlhopkins20/bggr6.jpg

The Hero
07-16-2006, 05:31 PM
I'm sorry,there's no way you didn't photoshop that last part.

Darthphere
07-16-2006, 05:35 PM
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/6340/gothamcentral11pg02fy3.jpg

...

I just don't know anymore.


What exactly is wrong with this one? Its a fantasy some chick desk clerk is having.:confused:

Zev
07-16-2006, 06:21 PM
I'm sorry,there's no way you didn't photoshop that last part.

Yes, I admit, I photoshopped it, but this is a hundred percent real.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3750/batman17hf.jpg

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9979/batman23cr.jpg

And later...

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/462/batmanjekyllhyde4p0jb.jpg

You heard it here first. Two-Face raped Batman.

MaskedManJRK
07-16-2006, 06:51 PM
Yes, I admit, I photoshopped it, but this is a hundred percent real.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3750/batman17hf.jpg

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9979/batman23cr.jpg

And later...

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/462/batmanjekyllhyde4p0jb.jpg

You heard it here first. Two-Face raped Batman.

...

If I could describe this in one word, it would be this: ...WHAT THE F**K!?

Where is this from?

Zev
07-16-2006, 06:54 PM
...

If I could describe this in one word, it would be this: ...WHAT THE F**K!?

Where is this from?

It's from the darkest corners of YOUR SOUL.

The Hero
07-16-2006, 07:39 PM
It's a fake.A good fake.

Zev
07-16-2006, 07:52 PM
Of course it's a good fake, that's how I roll. I think my favorite part is the little black bar separating the licking panel from the next panel. Really adds to the verisimilitude. Although I lied, the first one of the woman threatening to rape Batman, that's real.

At least, so far as I know. I didn't scan it.

MaskedManJRK
07-16-2006, 08:33 PM
Of course it's a good fake, that's how I roll. I think my favorite part is the little black bar separating the licking panel from the next panel. Really adds to the verisimilitude. Although I lied, the first one of the woman threatening to rape Batman, that's real.

At least, so far as I know. I didn't scan it.

Holy s**t. :eek:

*bows down*

What did you edit in there?

Zev
07-16-2006, 08:48 PM
Holy s**t. :eek:

*bows down*

What did you edit in there?

"His come" from "the serum," did over some word balloons from Batman with a picture of Harvey Dent licking an ice cream cone and a separate picture of Batman's face. Other than that, I didn't touch a thing.

Dr.Doom
07-16-2006, 08:58 PM
misspelled cum

Harlekin
07-17-2006, 03:02 AM
Of course it's a good fake, that's how I roll. I think my favorite part is the little black bar separating the licking panel from the next panel. Really adds to the verisimilitude. Although I lied, the first one of the woman threatening to rape Batman, that's real.

At least, so far as I know. I didn't scan it.
Ha! I knew it! (the tongue scene)

The Hero
07-17-2006, 11:02 AM
Although I lied, the first one of the woman threatening to rape Batman, that's real.

At least, so far as I know. I didn't scan it.
For some reason I truly hope that the next issue really was called "The Climax",but sadly,it cannot be. :(

Zev
07-17-2006, 12:17 PM
I'm pretty sure it is.

Over the years, we've seen comics take on a number of important issues. Racism, the national debt, the War in Iraq, political corruption, rape (OH, have they EVER taken on a rape. In fact, they've taken on rape SO MUCH that everyone is hoping that they PUT RAPE BACK DOWN. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, KEVIN SMITH!), misogyny, child endangerment, drug addiction, and the dichotomy of good and evil.

But finally, one comic book has dared to take on the most shocking and relevent topic of our time.

Icelandic lesbians.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m127/alliteratorscans/umbra11.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m127/alliteratorscans/umbra12.jpg

And then?

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m127/alliteratorscans/umbra14.jpg

Umbra: Buy it for the Icelandic lesbians having sex on-panel.

Zev
07-18-2006, 06:13 PM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6628/birdsofprey022167yu.jpg

They're not lesbians, they just like to stick together! Totally different things!

Zev
07-19-2006, 04:15 PM
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7113/gen13pecialvc9.jpg

There is no part of this picture that does not suggest all three women are wondering, you know, what it would be like with two women...

hippy fascist
07-19-2006, 05:44 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_Avengers

Now there's a comic I'd read

Zev
07-19-2006, 05:53 PM
"The fire will not consume us — we take it and make it our own", (chanted while other Avengers are fire-eating)

What, are they planning on summoning Cthulu to end homophobia?

Zev
07-20-2006, 03:36 PM
I'd like to pause a moment from our collective "just because"ing to examine a mature, thoughtful depiction of lesbianism. There's no cheap titillation here, no gratuitous sexuality. There is only the emotional, heartfelt connection between a woman in love with another woman.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5277/gen13v102p11ow2.jpg

C.F. Kane
07-21-2006, 05:14 AM
^^ That seems a little too much like "text" to be subtext

Red Mask
07-21-2006, 10:17 AM
I'd like to pause a moment from our collective "just because"ing to examine a mature, thoughtful depiction of lesbianism. There's no cheap titillation here, no gratuitous sexuality. There is only the emotional, heartfelt connection between a woman in love with another woman.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5277/gen13v102p11ow2.jpg

J. Scott Campbell did have an alternative expression in the last panel. Rainmaker was licking her lips.

Zev
07-21-2006, 11:18 AM
^^ That seems a little too much like "text" to be subtext

The subtext is that she's a lesbian. The text just happens to agree with the subtext. It happens.

Zev
07-21-2006, 02:47 PM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7360/1gx2.jpg

Zev
07-21-2006, 03:12 PM
http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/1010/2ib2.jpg

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/3292/3ie4.jpg

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4691/4ij9.jpg

In conclusion, they're just good friends.

Who hold hands.

And have seen each other naked.

And one of them lives with another woman.

GOOD FRIENDS!

The Hero
07-21-2006, 03:45 PM
Ah,Chris Claremont and his lovable objectification. :up:

Zev
07-24-2006, 05:17 PM
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/866/whatifvol210512xk4.jpg

Mayday, you're not a freak! Your urges towards Davida are perfectly natural!

Also, she's wearing bluejeans and flannel. How... butch of her.

MyPokerShirt
07-24-2006, 05:30 PM
^strecthing a bit there, but i love this thread, if just because we get some free comic strips :up:

Zev
07-26-2006, 11:23 AM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j238/foxhack/Image/antv2-07-nocontext.jpg

Zev
07-29-2006, 03:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/cibokan/monkeywrench.jpg

The Hero
07-29-2006, 04:05 PM
Hahaha...rape. :up:

Red Mask
07-29-2006, 10:37 PM
Cool beans.

The Question
07-29-2006, 10:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/cibokan/monkeywrench.jpg




:eek:




.....:( :up:

Zev
07-29-2006, 11:21 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3415/1md4.jpg

The Question
07-29-2006, 11:24 PM
......that isn't photoshop, is it?

Red Mask
07-30-2006, 12:42 AM
So what if it's authentic? That's yesterday's stuff. Now where's the lesbian stuff?!

unstoppable
07-30-2006, 01:41 AM
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html

SonOfCthulhu
07-30-2006, 02:26 PM
What, are they planning on summoning Cthulu to end homophobia?

Dad doesn't do appearances for less than $1K.


And then it's one song, a couple of human sacrifices and he's out of there...

X-Punisher
07-30-2006, 10:53 PM
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/866/whatifvol210512xk4.jpg

Mayday, you're not a freak! Your urges towards Davida are perfectly natural!

Also, she's wearing bluejeans and flannel. How... butch of her.

Total lesbian action last night. Especially the white girl, she looks like the butch in that relationship because of the short hair and flannel shirt. I thought she was a he.

sto_vo_kor_2000
07-31-2006, 12:48 AM
Ever notice how all comic book writers look like middle-aged, bearded white guys?

Thats because all comic book writers are middle-aged, bearded white guys.

Red Mask
07-31-2006, 01:31 AM
Hey! Somebody post some lesbian subtext between JLA's Fire and Ice.

Zev
07-31-2006, 01:46 AM
Wait! It's still Sunday in some parts of the world!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/selita/batman_herbertsmall.jpg

X-Punisher
07-31-2006, 10:32 AM
Wait! It's still Sunday in some parts of the world!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/selita/batman_herbertsmall.jpg

Is that photo shop too?

MyPokerShirt
07-31-2006, 10:41 AM
batman was criticised for being too camp. everyone thought it was gay, which is in strange contrast to today's batman isnt it?? but anyway there were camp scenes, but nothing with dialogue that's THAT bad. must be photoshop

Zev
07-31-2006, 11:58 AM
Alright, it's Monday! Back to the lesbians!

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/8144/rs16xq8.jpg

Did you pick up the subtle hint as to Renee Montoya's true sexuality? Let's look at the next page.

http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/3629/rs17oc9.jpg

Still haven't figured it out yet? One more page.

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/308/rs18mc0.jpg

And that's the final clue you're getting!

Red Mask
07-31-2006, 12:43 PM
Fire and Ice! Give us some Justice Lesbians!

Red Mask
07-31-2006, 12:43 PM
Fire and Ice! Give us some Justice Lesbians!

The Hero
08-05-2006, 08:33 PM
You wouldn't believe how hard it was to wait until Sunday to post this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/AnubisGOD/DC%20II/outsiders2.jpg

The Ether
08-06-2006, 09:43 AM
...I suspected, never knew.

makes perfect sense now :confused:

GyLocke
08-07-2006, 06:34 AM
You wouldn't believe how hard it was to wait until Sunday to post this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/AnubisGOD/DC%20II/outsiders2.jpg

Old school Luthor is ****ing awsome.

MaskedManJRK
08-07-2006, 08:53 AM
You wouldn't believe how hard it was to wait until Sunday to post this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/AnubisGOD/DC%20II/outsiders2.jpg

Where's this from? I must buy this NOW. :D

taskmaster
08-07-2006, 09:01 AM
Where's this from? I must buy this NOW. :D

The Outsiders issue three.:up:

bored
08-07-2006, 01:39 PM
Alright, it's Monday! Back to the lesbians!

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/8144/rs16xq8.jpg

Did you pick up the subtle hint as to Renee Montoya's true sexuality? Let's look at the next page.

http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/3629/rs17oc9.jpg

Still haven't figured it out yet? One more page.

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/308/rs18mc0.jpg

And that's the final clue you're getting!


Saaaaaayyyyy.....

bored
08-07-2006, 01:43 PM
Okay, this isn't "lesbian", but it's still interesting. Especially when you realize that it's from a children's show.

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg

GNR
08-07-2006, 01:53 PM
Did anyone ever post that panel from Gen13 where one chick is putting lotion on another chick?There's some lesbianisn in the dialogue and what happens,I remember seeing it in an issue of Wizard.

Harlekin
08-07-2006, 03:27 PM
It's like a page back.

MaskedManJRK
08-07-2006, 06:04 PM
Alright, it's Monday! Back to the lesbians!

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/8144/rs16xq8.jpg

So, apparently Batman's had sex with Renee Montoya and he has now previously been in a relationship with Kathie Kane.

...

I think it's safe to say that the man is a lesbian-creating machine. :o

MaskedManJRK
08-07-2006, 06:09 PM
The Outsiders issue three.:up:

It's under the first volume TPB right? I've been wanting to buy it a few times, but decided to get other stuff instead. I'll have to get it the next time I see it. :)

The Question
08-07-2006, 06:15 PM
So, apparently Batman's had sex with Renee Montoya and he has now previously been in a relationship with Kathie Kane.

...

I think it's safe to say that the man is a lesbian-creating machine. :o

Well, I think his psychological issues may be a turn off for them.

MaskedManJRK
08-07-2006, 09:22 PM
Well, I think his psychological issues may be a turn off for them.

I was thinking of two options:

1. Like you said, his f**ked-up ness turned both of them away from men.

2. He satasfyed them to the point where no man can ever please them the same again.

:o

The Question
08-07-2006, 09:44 PM
Maybe it's both. :o

MaskedManJRK
08-07-2006, 10:35 PM
Maybe it's both. :o

Possible--people rarely are either completely good or completely bad like that.

Zev
08-08-2006, 12:31 PM
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2601/06bj4.jpg

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9373/07wk8.jpg

What makes it really messed up is that Power Girl is a Mirror Universe duplicate (minus goatee) of Supergirl. So technically this belongs in The Big Big Thread of Masturbation Subtext.

The Question
08-15-2006, 09:36 PM
Japanese lesbianism! :o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6tyZom2c3Q)

Zev
08-16-2006, 12:29 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/OptimalMegatron/Supergirls.jpg

The Question
08-16-2006, 12:30 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/OptimalMegatron/Supergirls.jpg


I love comic books. :o

Zev
08-16-2006, 10:56 AM
From an alternate Justice League composed exclusively of women...

http://premium1.uploadit.org/saintfish//justiceleagues2_02.jpg

Supergirl kneels at Wonder Woman's feet!

http://premium1.uploadit.org/saintfish//justiceleagues2_01.jpg

Zatanna gives Orchid a massage!

http://premium1.uploadit.org/saintfish//justiceleagues2_05.jpg

Wonder Woman and Huntress can't stop touching each other!

http://premium1.uploadit.org/saintfish//justiceleagues2_06.jpg

Can't. Stop.

http://premium1.uploadit.org/saintfish//justiceleagues2_08.jpg

And they... okay, that's too gay for me to even comment on properly. **** you, Brad Meltzer, I want a series all about the Justice Lesbians of America.

The Question
08-16-2006, 11:00 AM
Japanese lesbianism! :o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6tyZom2c3Q)


No love for Japanese lesbianism? :(

The Hero
08-16-2006, 12:13 PM
No love for Japanese lesbianism? :(
That video is mesmerizing for a hundred reasons other than lesbianism.

Zev
08-16-2006, 12:23 PM
That video is mesmerizing for a hundred reasons other than lesbianism.

It's mesmerizing for a hundred reasons and they're ALL lesbianism.

Kevin Roegele
08-16-2006, 04:17 PM
http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideyfriends/episode/triumph/40.jpg

Here's a shot from the 60's Spider-Man cartoon.

Harlekin
08-16-2006, 04:20 PM
Hawt.

Zev
08-19-2006, 09:50 AM
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3264/detectivecomicsannual41hb2.jpg
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5150/detectivecomicsannual42qc2.jpg

Bruce, does Robin know you sniff his panties while he's gone?

The Hero
08-20-2006, 10:48 AM
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/hulk103vsoneeyedmonster.jpg

Cyclops
08-20-2006, 11:51 PM
Woo. Hot naked purple women. Yowza.

Zev
08-21-2006, 08:45 AM
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8048/justkissalreadytx7.jpg

Yeah, Dinah's going to sleep on the couch... but she'll be doing everything else in the bed!

hippy fascist
08-21-2006, 09:15 AM
Speaking of Claremont, everyone remember that time Emma Frost and Storm switched bodies (bam chicka wow wow... wait, that isn't it yet)?

http://pics.livejournal.com/silver_apples/pic/0007zrdk



LMAO, xavier looks so excited he's about to stand up and reveal he's just been conning the government out of disability payments all these years! Look at his cheeky little face...

JLBats
08-21-2006, 12:24 PM
Ok, I love this thread. A lot.

Zev
08-22-2006, 12:23 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i135/octavius_rodens/sg2706.jpg

Zev
08-25-2006, 01:40 PM
Go to this thread and read the comments all the way down. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2302512.html?view=78428208#t78428208)

The Hero
08-25-2006, 03:46 PM
Ha,Gail Simone rocks.

Are you Teh_No,Zev? If so,your avatar surpasses even the Guhn Fingas. :up:

Zev
08-25-2006, 07:17 PM
NOTHING CAN SURPASS THE GUHN FINGAS!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40303000/jpg/_40303459_dafoe_240wire.jpg

See Dafoe? Do you see him worrying about anything surpassing the Guhn Fingas? Hells no.

Sandman138
08-25-2006, 08:56 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i135/octavius_rodens/sg2706.jpg

So at least two of their code names are euphemisms for pussy, and closet space is obviously a bull dyke. Where is the subtext?

MaskedManJRK
08-26-2006, 11:55 AM
Go to this thread and read the comments all the way down. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2302512.html?view=78428208#t78428208)

:D

Would NEVER want to discourage wholesome slashfic. In fact, that line was in the first draft and was supposed to be changed to "and at least 75% heterosexual..." but we had a slip-up in the corrections.

Dangit.

Gail

Awesome. :)

The Hero
08-26-2006, 12:11 PM
NOTHING CAN SURPASS THE GUHN FINGAS!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40303000/jpg/_40303459_dafoe_240wire.jpg

See Dafoe? Do you see him worrying about anything surpassing the Guhn Fingas? Hells no.

Sorry,Dafoe,but lesbians surpass even your glory. :(


And you was da bomb in eXistenZ,yo.

The Question
08-26-2006, 12:13 PM
:D



Awesome. :)


Sometimes, when I read BoP, I wonder if I'm reading an international spy thriller/detective drama, or soft core porn. :confused:

Harlekin
08-26-2006, 12:14 PM
Dude, your avatar says: Grant Morrison just had sex your with wife... etc.

The Hero
08-26-2006, 12:26 PM
That's because he is. Which is impressive,because I don't even have a wife.

Harlekin
08-26-2006, 12:39 PM
You're missing the part where it should be: Grant Morrison just had sex with your wife, instead of your with wife.

The Question
08-26-2006, 12:45 PM
So.........threesome? :o

The Hero
08-26-2006, 12:53 PM
******* ******** mother******** **********ing ******* ****carebear****** ***ing **********!

I'll fix it.

Zev
08-26-2006, 03:26 PM
Sorry,Dafoe,but lesbians surpass even your glory. :(


And you was da bomb in eXistenZ,yo.

Without Dafoe, there would BE no lesbians.

The Hero
08-26-2006, 03:32 PM
I'm not sure if that even makes sense,but I believe it. :up:

SuperFerret
08-26-2006, 04:22 PM
Without Dafoe, there would BE no lesbians.

He's either so hideous or so sexually intimidating that he's sent thousands of women into each others arms?

Zev
08-26-2006, 05:08 PM
He's either so hideous or so sexually intimidating that he's sent thousands of women into each others arms?

After having sex with Willem Dafoe, no other man could ever satisfy. That's why women become lesbians, Charlie Brown.

The Hero
08-27-2006, 10:04 PM
I felt this appropriate for this thread:

I know EXACTLY what you're talking about:

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2003/dec10/boymoron.jpg

And if THAT wasn't bad enough, here's the "other woman:"

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2003/dec10/justice.jpg

And here's Batman and Batwoman:

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2003/dec3/aconfession.jpg
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2003/dec3/fearofcommitment.jpg

Sure, whatever Bats.

MaskedManJRK
08-27-2006, 10:31 PM
I felt this appropriate for this thread:

Where was this? I don't remember it...

The Hero
08-28-2006, 10:04 AM
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148026&page=8

MaskedManJRK
08-28-2006, 10:12 PM
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148026&page=8

Ah, those were the days--back when I had my original, badass title. :(

The Hero
09-02-2006, 11:28 AM
Someone put this in the Mondo Funky,but I've decided to post it here without any written or verbal consent:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/kirke_novak/X-Men_190_020.jpg

I would write a smartass comment right now,but that really speaks for itself.

Goddamn Batman
09-02-2006, 12:08 PM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8873/holequ8.png
http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/521/ridexz6.png

Cyclops
09-03-2006, 01:31 AM
Someone put this in the Mondo Funky,but I've decided to post it here without any written or verbal consent:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/kirke_novak/X-Men_190_020.jpg

I would write a smartass comment right now,but that really speaks for itself.

Because Cable and Sabretooth are lesbians? ;)

The Hero
09-03-2006, 01:22 PM
Saturday is latent male homoeroticism night.

The Question
09-03-2006, 01:42 PM
Sunday, I believe. No, wait. Saturday his homosexuality. Sunday is general perversions.

The Hero
09-03-2006, 01:46 PM
Then let the bestiality commence!

The Fonz
09-03-2006, 02:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski44.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski45b.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski45b.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski45.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski45.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski46.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski46.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski47.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski47.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski49.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski49.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski53.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski53.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski55.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski55.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski57.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski57.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski57-1.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski57-1.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski58.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski58.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski59.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski59.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski62.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski62.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski61.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski61.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski63.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski63.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski64.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski64.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski65.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski65.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski66.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski66.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski67.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski67.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski68.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/j-syxx/ski68.jpg)

The Fonz
09-03-2006, 02:41 PM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5715/powerdvd20200606132012333760ij7.jpg

Zev
09-03-2006, 04:01 PM
I know this is a little outside the purview of the thread, but on Blade The Series, there's an incredible amount of lesbian subtext between the characters Krista and Chase.

Including, but not limited to, touching. While in lingerie. In areas normally covered by clothing. Oh yes.

Furthermore, next episode? They take the sub out of subtext. That's right, two hot vampire women are going to Do It.

The lesbianism? CANON. BRING IT.

The Hero
09-03-2006, 06:27 PM
I know the first few panels of this has already been posted,but for some reason I find the rest equally disturbing.Maybe it's the look of desperation on Bruce's face on that fourth panel.


http://eo.yifan.net/users/b/domarzione/batman10.jpg



"Enjoy your cake,Dick! I SAID ENJOY IT! We have to go now! Look,I got you a plane! I'm the greatest dad in the world! Happy family! Happy family!"

The Hero
09-04-2006, 05:07 PM
know this is a little outside the purview of the thread, but on Blade The Series, there's an incredible amount of lesbian subtext between the characters Krista and Chase.

Including, but not limited to, touching. While in lingerie. In areas normally covered by clothing. Oh yes.

Furthermore, next episode? They take the sub out of subtext. That's right, two hot vampire women are going to Do It.

The lesbianism? CANON. BRING IT.
Vampire lesbians? They wouldn't be kickboxers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235853/),would they?

Eddie Brock
09-04-2006, 05:39 PM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5715/powerdvd20200606132012333760ij7.jpg
dude, for an animated chick, she's hot

The Hero
09-04-2006, 05:58 PM
Of course.Why else would Jake have her tattooed on his chest?

Zev
09-05-2006, 09:07 AM
Vampire lesbians? They wouldn't be kickboxers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235853/),would they?

To put it in Keanu terms, they know kung-fu. Whoa.

Eddie Brock
09-05-2006, 11:14 AM
Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers?
hmmm

Zev
09-10-2006, 09:41 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/bensanaz/talestoastonish-59-hankhulkotp.jpg

Kitsune
09-10-2006, 11:12 AM
Since someone was posting the entire "Seduction of the innocent" section of Superdicker. I'm Amazed this one hasn't show up.
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batmansfacial1fk.jpg
Or my favorite:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/SmartBombStudios-justice.jpg

hippy fascist
09-10-2006, 11:26 AM
Since someone was posting the entire "Seduction of the innocent" section of Superdicker. I'm Amazed this one hasn't show up.
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batmansfacial1fk.jpg
Or my favorite:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/SmartBombStudios-justice.jpg

ROFL! :D:up:

The Hero
09-10-2006, 11:37 AM
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/newteentitans00715gb4.jpg

Raven:Greatest teammate ever. :up:

Kitsune
09-10-2006, 11:45 AM
Don't forget the classic.
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/the_jokers_boner_2.jpg

Phoney Bone
09-10-2006, 12:39 PM
ROFL! :D:up:
SO old.

Kitsune
09-10-2006, 12:43 PM
And speaking of Gay villains....

http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/1244_4_156.jpg

The Hero
09-10-2006, 06:38 PM
http://wolviestoys.com/toys/spiderman_and_maryjane.jpg

Peter Parker is one kinky mother****er.

hippy fascist
09-11-2006, 09:16 AM
http://gay.nantes.free.fr/galerie/gal%20dessins%20050501/imijfactory1.jpg

Cheeky

Xofenroht
09-11-2006, 01:33 PM
Bwahahahahaaa

Knives122
09-11-2006, 02:08 PM
This is possibly the best thread ever. just needs to be toned down on the gay stuff and toned up on the lez stuff. :p

Zev
09-11-2006, 02:12 PM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2771/birdsofprey088page20hw1.jpg

KingOfDreams
09-11-2006, 02:15 PM
^
nice

Phoney Bone
09-11-2006, 03:08 PM
You gotta be kidding me. Haha ^^

Zev
09-11-2006, 06:09 PM
The best part is Gail Simone said it was INTENTIONAL.

Oh yes.

The Question
09-11-2006, 06:15 PM
As I have said many many times, I'm sometimes not sure when I read BoP if I'm reading a detective/spy action thriller with super heroes or soft core porn.

The Hero
09-11-2006, 07:00 PM
My favorite part is that she's obviously getting the appropriate gear ready.....

The Hero
09-11-2006, 08:39 PM
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/49415834/8110611

I'm tempted to make this my new avatar,but then Grant Morrison would be forced to burn me alive with his heat vision. :csad:

Knives122
09-11-2006, 09:37 PM
My favorite part is that she's obviously getting the appropriate gear ready.....

Yeah it'll be cool when she starts hanging off those and Helena will start to................................................ .........nevermind.:ninja:

The Hero
09-12-2006, 12:23 PM
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3695/dc52week110132bw0.jpg

Killgore
09-12-2006, 01:24 PM
Funniest thread ever

Zev
09-12-2006, 03:44 PM
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3695/dc52week110132bw0.jpg

Renee, you know you love it.

MaskedManJRK
09-12-2006, 04:59 PM
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/newteentitans00715gb4.jpg

Raven:Greatest teammate ever. :up:

Well, looks like Starfire was wrong...

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/9813/newteentitans390086tv.jpg

But, we all know that was just Starfire's subtle way to say "Keep your pale mitts off my Kool-Aid, you demonic b***h." :o

Zev
09-14-2006, 11:24 AM
http://www.yuriheaven.com/private/harleyivy.jpg

DarkHellRider
09-14-2006, 12:22 PM
this is one of the funniest threads around i've almost wet my self ive been laughing so hard

twylight
09-14-2006, 12:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/twylight/DC%20Pics/ivy26a.jpg

Geez..Harley is so needy..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/twylight/DC%20Pics/ivy86.jpg

Busted..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/twylight/DC%20Pics/ivy82.jpg

hippy fascist
09-14-2006, 01:27 PM
DC seems to be far more open to the concept of lady-love than marvel...damn homophobic bastards :(

twylight
09-14-2006, 01:35 PM
DC..

Where all the woman are Lesbians

All the men are hetero and the children are above average.

Phoney Bone
09-14-2006, 04:10 PM
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3695/dc52week110132bw0.jpg
No subtext at all there.

The Ether
09-17-2006, 09:32 AM
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/newteentitans00715gb4.jpg

Raven:Greatest teammate ever. :up:
lol, tears leaked when read this :up::D

The Hero
09-17-2006, 04:23 PM
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/856/dpv1104cheapnasty9vw.jpg