The Big, Big Thread Of Lesbian Subtext

[Zev]

Let's be honest. Sure, Alan Moore can write comics where you have to set the pages on fire and read the smoke to find out the triple-secret-ultra-deluxe ending and Scott McCloud can babble on about sequential art all he wants, but there's one real reason we all love comics...

And that's lesbian subtext. Throughout history, comics have been written and drawn by lonely, dirty men. And lonely, dirty men love lesbians. So come take a look at the wide, wide world of lesbian subtext. The rules are simple. The entire week is dedicated to lesbian subtext (and not-so-subtext), with a "ladies night" Saturday of latent male homosexuality. This Saturday, we learn that Wolverine is the best he is at what he does... but what he does isn't very heterosexual.

And begin!

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5079/batgirladventurespg189ye.jpg

Whoa, lesbian subtext two-fer. And in a cartoon for kids, no less. Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Or proud. One of those two.

[ang_hulk]

batgirl issue 1

[Sandman138]

This thread needs a sticky. It's so true.:up: :up:

[MaskedManJRK]

I hope you don't mean that as a bad thing, Zev.

It's true though, just about all men love lesbians...though I think bi girls would make more sense, because with lesbians, you wouldn't stand a chance, but with a bi girl...you still wouldn't have a chance, but it's more likely. :o

[Zev]

I hope you don't mean that as a bad thing, Zev.

Can lesbians EVER be a bad thing?

Well, probably, but you get my point.

[MaskedManJRK]

Can lesbians EVER be a bad thing?

Well, probably, but you get my point.

Yeah, I hear ya.

Love your avatar, by the way. :D

[Zev]

How could you not?

[MaskedManJRK]

How could you not?

Yeah, Cheney always appeared more in command with his presence, anyway. :o

[KingOfDreams]

I don't have anything to contribute yet but this is a good idea for a thread. :up:

[KingOfDreams]

I found this...

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9455/wwbind8al.jpg

[MaskedManJRK]

I found this...

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9455/wwbind8al.jpg

Yeah, Wonder Woman's so full of lesbian subtext, you may as well call it text.

I remember seeing a pic where when some group of people (it might be the JLA) ask her about the fact that she was with a whole bunch of hot amazons in Themiskira, she replies "Why do you think they call it PARADISE ISLAND?"

:o

[The Question]

I remember that. I think it was the issue where the League had to inflitrait some all female comune, so Martian Manhunter just turned into a woman without giving it a second thought, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold made fun of him for it.

[The Hero]

I found this...

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9455/wwbind8al.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/bindme.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/aphroditeslaw.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/sen31p1.jpg


Wonder Woman likes it rough.:eel:

[Sandman138]

http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=9918&mode=search&sessionid=1cc7de87&sessionid=1cc7de87

Notice where Ivy is looking? Looks like she's jealous of Joker putting the moves on her girl, oh well... shift over just a bit more and she'll find an adequete replacement.

[The Question]

I don't see anything.

[Zev]

Whew, made it just in time for the daily update!

On the one hand, you have an Amazon warrior trained by Wonder Woman herself. On the other, you have a nymphomaniac alien princess who doesn't understand the buzz about this whole "clothes" thing. The question isn't "do they have subtext?" The question is "How can they NOT have subtext?"

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9459/donnakorylove9zr.jpg

The answer: Impossibly.

[Zev]

It's time for...

LATENT MALE HOMOSEXUALITY SATURDAY.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8079/arwolverine4ee.jpg

I'm sorry, but all I get from looking at that picture is... Wolverine feels pretty, oh so pretty, he feels pretty and witty and gay...

[Darthphere]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/darthphere/ad47ej.jpg

[Zev]

And now it's time for Canonical Lesbianism Sunday. Because sometimes the subtext becomes text.

http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/6338/detectivecomics764pg049bx.jpg

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9660/detectivecomics764pg051yp.jpg

Fun Fact: Believe it or not, Maggie Sawyer was also portrayed as a lesbian on the Superman animated series, where a "special lady friend" sat by her bedside in the hospital. Now you know!

[The Question]

Whew, made it just in time for the daily update!

On the one hand, you have an Amazon warrior trained by Wonder Woman herself. On the other, you have a nymphomaniac alien princess who doesn't understand the buzz about this whole "clothes" thing. The question isn't "do they have subtext?" The question is "How can they NOT have subtext?"

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9459/donnakorylove9zr.jpg

The answer: Impossibly.



......did Wolfman and Perez know that they were doing this?

[Zev]

......did Wolfman and Perez know that they were doing this?

Considering how often it happened, I think so.

[MaskedManJRK]

And now it's time for Canonical Lesbianism Sunday. Because sometimes the subtext becomes text.

http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/6338/detectivecomics764pg049bx.jpg

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9660/detectivecomics764pg051yp.jpg

Fun Fact: Believe it or not, Maggie Sawyer was also portrayed as a lesbian on the Superman animated series, where a "special lady friend" sat by her bedside in the hospital. Now you know!

You mean in the "Apokolyps...Now!" two-parter? Huh. I never thought of that. :eek:

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/greysnyper/Scans/9c125fc6.jpg

Okay, now they're not even trying to fool people.

[Darthphere]

You need to get on Ms. Marvel #1.

[The Hero]

Wow,looks like Harley was right.

[Silver Sable]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/greysnyper/Scans/9c125fc6.jpg

Okay, now they're not even trying to fool people.

Whoa :eek: :(

[Zev]

Oh, Chris Claremont. You may take five hundred words to describe someone eating a cracker and be in love with a fictious character, but you make up for it by making every woman a subtextual lesbian.

http://imgboot.com/images/tennoarashi/femslashlov.jpg

[Silver Sable]

http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=34&mode=search

[Bullseye]

I am still mesmerized by that page of that Supergirl issue.

[Zev]

http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=34&mode=search

Didn't they eventually reveal that Roxy and Fairchild were half-sisters? Not that it necessarily decreases the hotness...

[Silver Sable]

That I don't know but they revealed that Rainmaker is a lesbian

[The Hero]

and be in love with a fictious character
:confused: Explain :confused:

[Zev]

Chris Claremont has a thing for Storm. I think he's done the "evil villain falls in love with Storm and tries to force her to be his queen" plot about a million times.

[Silver Sable]

What does he look like?

[The Question]

http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/2004/imagens/chris_claremont.jpg

[Silver Sable]

I'm disappointed :(

[Zev]

Ever notice how all comic book writers look like middle-aged, bearded white guys?

[Silver Sable]

LOL it's not that.I thought CC was a comic book character then an artist :( :O

[MaskedManJRK]

Okay, I recently got Birds of Prey: Between Dark & Dawn, and the subtext between Black Canary and Oracle was so abundant I could almost call it text.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find any pics of this. I failed. :(

[The Hero]

Chris Claremont has a thing for Storm. I think he's done the "evil villain falls in love with Storm and tries to force her to be his queen" plot about a million times.
I've read Essential X-men Vol.1,and Storm appears naked at least a half-dozen times.As you put it "there are some times when you can tell that a writer is clearly jacking off to his own work".

[The Question]

Ever notice how all comic book writers look like middle-aged, bearded white guys?


http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/6036_15890_2.jpg


http://themagazine.millarworld.net/columns/contributors/millar.jpg

http://www.videomax.ro/Images/Directors/573_d_normal.jpg

http://authors.aalbc.com/images/dwayne.jpg



I think that's a bit of a generalization.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/6036_15890_2.jpg


http://themagazine.millarworld.net/columns/contributors/millar.jpg

http://www.videomax.ro/Images/Directors/573_d_normal.jpg

http://authors.aalbc.com/images/dwayne.jpg



I think that's a bit of a generalization.

http://Zev.justgotowned.com

[SuperFerret]

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/6036_15890_2.jpg


http://themagazine.millarworld.net/columns/contributors/millar.jpg

http://www.videomax.ro/Images/Directors/573_d_normal.jpg

http://authors.aalbc.com/images/dwayne.jpg



I think that's a bit of a generalization.

Hmmm...... either I'm missing something, or there's no lesbian subtext in those pics.

[Zev]

Warren Ellis

http://www.dragoncon.org/images/guest-photos/ellisw.jpg

Chuck Dixon

http://www.comicsgb.com/files/P9a.jpg

Geoff Johns

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0302/22/johns.jpg

Kevin Smith

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9901/26/alanis/link.kevin.smith.jpg

Alan Moore

http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/images/alan_moore.jpg

Ann Nocenti

http://daredevil.dreamhost.com/creabios/bionocen.jpg


The weird thing is, I don't even have anything against Ann Nocenti, I just needed a punchline.

[Zev]

http://www.videomax.ro/Images/Directors/573_d_normal.jpg

Also, are you sure that's a comic book writer? Are you sure that's not... professional film and television actor KEITH DAVID!?

http://www.demossnewspond.com/tmc/photos/KeithDavid.JPG

No, really, is it just me or were those two separated at birth or something?

[The Question]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0302/22/johns.jpg


Geoff Johns is middle aged? He looks like he's 30, tops.


Also, are you sure that's a comic book writer? Are you sure that's not... professional film and television actor KEITH DAVID!?

http://www.demossnewspond.com/tmc/photos/KeithDavid.JPG

No, really, is it just me or were those two separated at birth or something?


Not really. I don't think they really look alike. And it's not Keith David. It's Reginald Hudlin.

[Zev]

Geoff Johns is middle aged? He looks like he's 30, tops.

Someday he'll be middle-aged.

Not really. I don't think they really look alike. And it's not Keith David. It's Reginald Hudlin.

Probably just me then. I can't tell the difference between John C. Reilly and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

That's assuming there IS a difference, of course.

[The Question]

Someday he'll be middle-aged.



Yeah. And someday I'll own a car. But I don't now, do I?

[Zev]

Yeah. And someday I'll own a car. But I don't now, do I?

Don't blame me for your failure to think fourth-dimensionally.

[Silver Sable]

Edit

[Zev]

Chris Claremont strikes back.

http://pics.livejournal.com/silver_apples/pic/000082b9

[Flame on!]

I'd just like to point out that if there first example in this thread is considered 'sub-text' then full blown lesbian porn is what, lesbian connotations?

[Zev]

I'd just like to point out that if there first example in this thread is considered 'sub-text' then full blown lesbian porn is what, lesbian connotations?

"Oh God, oh God, annotate me harder baby! Oh yeah, give it to me referentially! Yes! YES!"

[Flame on!]

It's hardly sub text when the actually topic of the text (the Batgirl/Harley cartoon) is, in actual fact, lesbianism.

Wonder Woman is rife with it, though.

[Silver Sable]

How about Sailor Uranus and Neptune?

[Silver Sable]

Edit

[KingOfDreams]

Probably just me then. I can't tell the difference between John C. Reilly and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

They're of similar build but that's it. Different hair color and everything.

[Unleashed]

great thread

[swifty]

keep those lesbian comics pics coming people!!! :D

[Unleashed]

I could post some, but I'd get banned.....again

[Zev]

If there's anything you should know about Marv Wolfman, it's just. He wrote Teen Titans as a seething cauldron of unresolved sexual tension and anytime it looked like the bedhopping activities were attaining any sort of regularity, he either added a new cast member or revealed that someone was in love with someone else.

Like the time Raven fell in love with Dick Grayson and Starfire decided to have a talk about it.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/6905/newteentitans390077rf.jpg

"Raven, I'd like to go somewhere else to talk, someplace warm, will you...?"

Zev's No-Fail Lesbianism Detector
Current Status: Low levels of lesbian subtext.

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/9813/newteentitans390086tv.jpg

"Raven, do you love me?"

Zev's No-Fail Lesbianism Detector
Current Status: Increasing levels of lesbian subtext.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/266/newteentitans390092ta.jpg

"I think we're really going to be friends now, Raven."

"I... I want that, Koriand'r... very much."

Zev's No-Fail Lesbianism Detector
Current Status: Warning! Warning! Extremely high levels of lesbian subtext!

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5241/newteentitans390107cr.jpg

"Fondness, even love deepens..."

"...deeper, more intimately than ever before."

"Born so different, yet now so close."

Zev's No-Fail Lesbianism Detector
Current Status: Overload! Overload! Overload!

[The Ether]

You got a keen eye there Zev :up:
nice lesbovision

[MaskedManJRK]

If there's anything you should know about Marv Wolfman, it's just. He wrote Teen Titans as a seething cauldron of unresolved sexual tension and anytime it looked like the bedhopping activities were attaining any sort of regularity, he either added a new cast member or revealed that someone was in love with someone else.

Like the time Raven fell in love with Dick Grayson and Starfire decided to have a talk about it.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/6905/newteentitans390077rf.jpg

"Raven, I'd like to go somewhere else to talk, someplace warm, will you...?"

Zev's No-Fail Lesbianism Detector
Current Status: Low levels of lesbian subtext.

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/9813/newteentitans390086tv.jpg

"Raven, do you love me?"

Zev's No-Fail Lesbianism Detector
Current Status: Increasing levels of lesbian subtext.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/266/newteentitans390092ta.jpg

"I think we're really going to be friends now, Raven."

"I... I want that, Koriand'r... very much."

Zev's No-Fail Lesbianism Detector
Current Status: Warning! Warning! Extremely high levels of lesbian subtext!

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5241/newteentitans390107cr.jpg

"Fondness, even love deepens..."

"...deeper, more intimately than ever before."

"Born so different, yet now so close."

Zev's No-Fail Lesbianism Detector
Current Status: Overload! Overload! Overload!

I always saw Starfire's explanation of "different kinds of love" to be a nicer way of saying "Keep your f**king filthy demon hands of my Kool-Aid, b***h." :o

[Zev]

Everyone knows that Barbara Gordon and Dinah Lance of the Birds of Prey are just very good friends. Why? Well, because everyone knows that Barbara Gordon's one true love is Dick Grayson and Dinah's wone twue wuv is Ollie Queen. Right? Right?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Birds-of-Prey-060--21.jpg

Dinah has been injured and is put in a wheelchair. For some reason, having very little clothes on helps her recovery.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8095/birdsofprey060222em.jpg

"Can you help two starving single women?"

"I don't want it to be this way."

"Sigh. Fine. Can you help two starving women in a committed relationship, and one of them wants to tell everyone even thought it's really no one else's business?"

"C'mon, baby, don't be that way..."

[Unleashed]

anymore?

[Zev]

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled lesbianism for Latent Male Homosexuality Saturday. Ladies drink free!

Ahh, Cyborg and Beast Boy, Gar and Vic. It's easier to think up a read on Rent where everyone is secretly Mormon than to think these two are hetero.

I mean, the crass come-ons, the sleazy one-liners, the desperate attempts to convince everyone he's a real macho man... could Gar BE anymore closeted?

Survey says... nope.

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/6285/newteentitansv202513rougher9ga.jpg

Oh no! Angst! Manly, boobie-loving, Stallone-movie-watching angst!

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/3269/newteentitansv202514rougher1rk.jpg

And relief! Sweet, heterosexual, not-gay-even-in-the-slightest relief! I mean let's be honest here, if that were a man and a woman, they'd be giving each other big, life-affirming smooches in the next panel.

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2673/newteentitansv214100xw.jpg

They're living together! I mean... they're roommates. Yeah, roomies, that's it...

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/5495/newteentitansv222168ux.jpg

No, they're talking about the GROUP. The GROUP. Not their relationship AT ALL. No, there's NO subtext there, none whatsoever!

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/1640/newteentitansv201905rougher9lv.jpg

"Vic and I haven't been so close in months..."

Yeah, straight men think that about their friends all the time. Take my word for it.

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/8990/newteentitansv201906rougher1om.jpg

"We were talking about leaving the Titans, just going off on our own. It was going to be so good!"

That's just... We're well into the realm of supertext at this point, people.

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/3886/newteentitansv202410rougher9ax.jpg

Even the CHARACTERS IN THE COMIC BOOK talk about how gay Gar is. And given his only other love interest was Terra... well, you can see why people slash him and Cyborg. Not that they need an excuse, mind you.

And yes, Gar does believe in hugging girls. Just not breeding with them.

[Dwarf lord]

Someday he'll be middle-aged.

But he's shaved since that picture was taken.

[MichaelRGrimm]

Well, since Gar is a shape shifter, he (possibly she) may not exactly qualify for the categorization of latent male homosexuality. Perhaps asexuality is a better quantification!

[SuperFerret]

Well, since Gar is a shape shifter, he (possibly she) may not exactly qualify for the categorization of latent male homosexuality. Perhaps asexuality is a better quantification!

I figure Gar could only shapeshift into the male forms.

[MichaelRGrimm]

I figure Gar could only shapeshift into the male forms.
Well, to paraphrase George Costanza "HE WAS IN THE POOL"
Besides...maybe thats what Gar wants everyone to think!

[MaskedManJRK]

Well, since Gar is a shape shifter, he (possibly she) may not exactly qualify for the categorization of latent male homosexuality. Perhaps asexuality is a better quantification!

Not to mention that Cyborg's original accident turned him into a unic anyway, therefore making gay sex very difficult to accomplish. :o

[Zev]

Not to mention that Cyborg's original accident turned him into a unic anyway, therefore making gay sex very difficult to accomplish. :o

He's not Coconut Pete. He has a penis (we know since Robin kicked him there once).

[The Hero]

Does today count as latent pedophilia sunday?

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/bed3rc.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/spanking.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/ShowLetter.jpg

:eek:

[Xofenroht]

What the hell :O?

[Zev]

Does today count as latent pedophilia sunday?

Only in the Catholic church. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

http://www.warrenellis.com/artfile/batps.jpg

Best Photoshop I've ever done.

[MichaelRGrimm]

Not to mention that Cyborg's original accident turned him into a unic anyway, therefore making gay sex very difficult to accomplish. :o

Being a cyborg, think of all the really cool attachments available to him!:eek: And why is my wife lookin at me funny all of a sudden? Honey, put down the axe!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Ether]

It's not what you have, it's how you use it:D

[Silver Sable]

http://heroines.ifrance.com/heroines/images/lara6_original.jpg

[Silver Sable]

http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/sputnik/444/rainmakerkissdaphne.jpg

[Unleashed]

fortune city?

[Silver Sable]

You can't see the image? :confused:

[The Question]

Nope.

[Silver Sable]

That's weird b/c I can :confused:

[The Ether]

I can't also

[Silver Sable]

Sorry :(

[Unleashed]

its saved in your cache, save it to your computer then rehost it

[Silver Sable]

What's a cache?

[Unleashed]

just save the pic to your domputer and use imageshack.us to rehost it

[drastic_quench]

Not even trying to hide it. <3 Bruce Timm

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/2579/01harleynivy2xq.jpg

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/6173/timmivyharley7ou.jpg

I wish I could scan some pages for you, but I HIGHLY recommend picking up the three part Harley and Ivy comics from awhile back.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/994/16front4vm.jpg

C'mon (no beard) but you can't tell me he doesn't fit the type:
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/2121/18002nf.jpg

[Silver Sable]

just save the pic to your domputer and use imageshack.us to rehost it

Eh don't worry about it.The pic wasn't a biggie anyway

[Sandman138]

nice les subtext or on your face ones. Lets keep this thread gay free....ok!!!!

:down :down

Somebody missed the point.:o

[MaskedManJRK]

nice les subtext or on your face ones. Lets keep this thread gay free....ok!!!!

Oh, come on, it's only on Saturdays! :o

[The Ether]

It's Monday for me

[Zev]

Now, some might have spread rumors that Kei and Yuri of Dirty Pair are lesbians. I'm just here to tell you that's not true at all.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5236/dirtypairbook2issue22lt.jpg

They're just good friends.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6861/dirtypair17nq.jpg

Close friends.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/791/dirtypair25vd.jpg

Friends in a mutually beneficial relationship.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/129/dirtypair31aj.jpg

Friends with benefits, you might say.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4272/dirtypair48ka.jpg

But not lesbians!

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8893/dirtypair55ee.jpg

Really.

[Sandman138]

Only in the Catholic church. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

http://www.warrenellis.com/artfile/batps.jpg

Best Photoshop I've ever done.

Bwahahahaha I didn't catch that little change to the word before, although a cold shower says something in and of itself.

[Unleashed]

what comic are those from?

[Sandman138]

Zev seems to have more important things to do (I have no ideaq WHAT could be more important that same sex subtext, but I guess he does) so I guess I'll start latent homosexual subtext weekend (now with extra transgender goodness!) off. Let's check in on our old friend Jimmy Olsen, that paragon of good old fashioned boyhood. Sure, he's obsessed with girls, but in the "normal" way, right? RIGHT?
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/JOlsen_159_04.jpg

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/robin.jpg
God Batman, it's not enough to sleep with the boy? Now he has to expose himself in public?

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/1866_4_0355.jpg
The real reason Hulk was so angry all the time: repression.

[Sandman138]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/1194_4_13.jpg
He can run as fast as he wants, we all know where that one eye'd rocket is gonna end up.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/AmazingSpiderman215-03.jpg
I'll let this one speak for itself.:o

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/216_4_007.jpg
Now those are some hot cannons.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/wannatouchmyhammer.jpg
The perks of being a super hero: lithe young boys just "can't wait" to touch your hammer.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/youvebonedme6fo.jpg
Uh-oh, the relationship's getting abusive.

[The Hero]

A personal favorite of mine:

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/tuska_panel.jpg

There is so much wrong with that panel I don't know where to begin.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/youvebonedme6fo.jpg

Same goes for this one.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/39540222li.jpg

Uh...and this one.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/1098_4_142.jpg

Why,Aquaman,why?

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/gay1.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/gay2.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/gay4.jpg

I must own this comic.

[Sandman138]

God forbid a woman catch... THE GAY!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :D

The gay desperado comes in the backdoor.:D Oh god that is too good.

[Silver Sable]

Interesting scans Hero

[Zev]

How come five days a week, you can post lesbian subtext and nobody does, but once the chance comes to post latent male homosexuality, the scans come out of the woodwork?

Anyway, here's your subtextual pedophilia for Sunday.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/787/detectivecomics571pg051tc.jpg

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batspank.jpg

Like father...

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/1740/detectivecomics569pg041zw.jpg

Like son.

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2184/bathed6en.jpg

Batman: But Superman, he was suffering from a concussion...

Superman: On Krypton, bathing is an excellent treatment for concussions.

And lastly, a late entry for the Saturday latent homosexuality.

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/6044/ntt460239yz.jpg

[Sandman138]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/BridgetBoy-ImDone.jpg
:o

[cerealkiller182]

^^^^^^^^^lmao!!!!!!!!

[drastic_quench]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/3008/990dq.jpg

[Sandman138]

^ Oh man, that one's intense.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/01062288700469.gif

[Zev]

Okay, after this page (page five), we're gonna have to get back to the lesbian subtext. For seriously, folks.

[The Question]

Yeah. I agree. We need to get back to our lesbian subtext roots.


http://www.ratherbiased.com/photos/gore_al.jpg


"I'm super CEREAL!"

[Sandman138]

I'm all for lesbian subtext:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/277_4_207.jpg

http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/wonderwomanno263jan1980dc3t.jpg
Now, you may be saying "But Sandman, where are the lesbians in that?" Remember, every good chauvinist knows that all a lesbian actually needs is a "real man".

http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/bdoubleswall5ly4bs.jpg

http://comics.toonzone.net/bga/covers/45.jpg
Trying this again. Look at where Ivy is scowling, Mr. J's moving in on her girl, but if she shifts her gaze a little more to the left, she'll find a replacement.

[The Hero]

That last one also fits in with yesterday's topic,since Bane looks a bit like Clayface's gimp.:eek:

[Zev]

Well, I don't know about you, but I am outraged, OUTRAGED I say, about the depictions of the female form that occur in comic books such as Vampirella and Lady Death.

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/1058/vampirellaladydeath01sh16jd.jpg

Look at that. How are those costumes even functional? They're there solely to provide titilliation for... uh... for...

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/1487/vampirellaladydeath01sh28nk.jpg

And those breasts are totally... totally and completely...

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/968/vampirellaladydeath01sh31pg.jpg

Aww, to hell with it. CATFIGHT! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! CATFIGHT! ALRIGHT! IT'S SNAKESONAPLANERIFFIC!

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6502/vampirellaladydeath01sh49nk.jpg

So, what have we learned here today? Perhaps that men (and some ladies) like scantily-clad women with enormous hooters wrestling each other. But then, I think we knew that all along. We just needed a little Christmas magic to remember. Good night folks. Take care of yourselves.

[Sandman138]

*applause*ENCORE!ENCORE!*applause*

[MaskedManJRK]

Indeed. :up:

I've even learned a new expression.

Zev's last post = SNAKESONAPLANERIFIC!

:D

[E. Bison]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gifYou guys should all be ashamed of yourselves!! What would your lord and saviour Jesus think. Look at yourselvs jus-...........




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison_shocked.jpgOH MY!!







http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/968/vampirellaladydeath01sh31pg.jpg

[Zev]

Femslash wasn't as prevalent back in the day. Sure, there was Wonder Woman/everyone else, but other than that, zip. Until Kory/Donna came around. Kory/Donna. Of course, without the likes of Devin Grayson or Chris Claremont, their interactions were so shaded and subtextual that it was hard to discern any relationship at all. But let's take a close look at a typical Kory x Donna conversation and see if we can spot any of the carefully concealed evidence of their relationship.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9321/newteentitansv200810rougher9pp.jpg

See, nothing at all subtextual here either...

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3379/newteentitansv200811rougher8xf.jpg

There, did you catch that? But I'm sure Donna's just talking about a sisterly...

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6825/newteentitansv200812rougher7oo.jpg

Kory, what are you...

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/3085/newteentitansv200813rougher1ss.jpg

Oh my!

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/974/newteentitansv200814rougher6ag.jpg

What are they doing?

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5637/newteentitans011108hl.jpg

But... Kory, what about your boyfriend?

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9260/newteentitansv200815rougher3wq.jpg

THREESOME!

[Sandman138]

Oh my.:eek:

[twylight]

...



:eek:

:eek:

:eek:



...The New Teen Titans has a whole different feel now...

[MaskedManJRK]

...



:eek:

:eek:

:eek:



...The New Teen Titans has a whole different feel now...

Same here. :eek:

[The Ether]

me too, but a nice feel...

...in my pants:)

[Zev]

You see now that there's a reason I wrote Teen Titans (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=216287) with all the lesbian subtext.





That, and it's totally hot!

[Zev]

If this pin-up was any more lesbian, it would jump out of the monitor and smack me with lesbianation.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8586/gen13bikinipinupspecial9ee.jpg

Freefall is totally about to launch into a Joey Tribbiani "How you doin'?"

[KingOfDreams]

Femslash wasn't as prevalent back in the day. Sure, there was Wonder Woman/everyone else, but other than that, zip. Until Kory/Donna came around. Kory/Donna. Of course, without the likes of Devin Grayson or Chris Claremont, their interactions were so shaded and subtextual that it was hard to discern any relationship at all. But let's take a close look at a typical Kory x Donna conversation and see if we can spot any of the carefully concealed evidence of their relationship.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9321/newteentitansv200810rougher9pp.jpg

See, nothing at all subtextual here either...

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3379/newteentitansv200811rougher8xf.jpg

There, did you catch that? But I'm sure Donna's just talking about a sisterly...

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6825/newteentitansv200812rougher7oo.jpg

Kory, what are you...

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/3085/newteentitansv200813rougher1ss.jpg

Oh my!

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/974/newteentitansv200814rougher6ag.jpg

What are they doing?

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5637/newteentitans011108hl.jpg

But... Kory, what about your boyfriend?

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9260/newteentitansv200815rougher3wq.jpg

THREESOME!

I have that issue and I know you took some liberties with the word bubbles. But either way, good addition to this thread.

[The Question]

...



:eek:

:eek:

:eek:



...The New Teen Titans has a whole different feel now...



Makes Wolfman and Perez look kind of like perverts. But then, now that I think about it, I'd probably put little jokes and subtextual things like that into a book just to **** with people's heads.

[Darthphere]

Zev, you going to do an X3 and SUperman Returns in 5 minutes?

[Darren Daring]

What, post a trailer?

[MaskedManJRK]

Zev, you going to do an X3 and SUperman Returns in 5 minutes?

I know he already did a SR in 5 bit, but that was long before we knew anything, same with X3.

[Darthphere]

I know he already did a SR in 5 bit, but that was long before we knew anything, same with X3.


Yeah we need an update.

[Zev]

I'll do Fivers of X3 and Superman Returns once I actually see the movies.

[Zev]

In addition, I'm currently working on a Fiver of the entire Spider-Man: The Other (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=223180) event. So that should tide you over.

[MaskedManJRK]

He's not Coconut Pete. He has a penis (we know since Robin kicked him there once).

I just noticed this post--when did Robin kick Cyborg in the balls? :confused:

[Zev]

New Teen Titans 9.

[MaskedManJRK]

New Teen Titans 9.

What happened in that story?

[The Hero]

In honor of latent male homosexuality Saturday,DC makes it's own homophobia very clear:

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/116_4_101.jpg

[Sandman138]

The gay... it's contagious!:eek:

[Silver Sable]

Hoola Hoop :o

[The Hero]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/1428_4_193.jpg

[Sandman138]

I dunno, I guess it can be read that way, but not as much as most of the others in this thread.

[The Hero]

It's the giant "CENSORED" that gets me.

[MaskedManJRK]

I dunno, I guess it can be read that way, but not as much as most of the others in this thread.

Yeah--now, if he was on his stomach with his ass in the air, I would understand. :o

[Zev]

What happened in that story?

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1941/newteentitans009201mb.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3868/newteentitans009214ya.jpg

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1941/newteentitans009201mb.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3868/newteentitans009214ya.jpg

It knocked him out? Either that was one strong kick or Cyborg's a puss. :o

[Unleashed]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/evilshenannigans/BATS75.gif

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/evilshenannigans/BATS75.gif

Cool. Thanks. :)

[Zev]

Why you should never, ever let Toyman babysit for you.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7205/supermanadventures35021is.jpg

[Silver Sable]

Sounds like more of a pedofile :(

[drastic_quench]

--and the joke is explained. Thank you for the service, Sable.

[The Hero]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/uhhh3te.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/supespank1.jpg

Disturbing.:eek:

[Silver Sable]

--and the joke is explained. Thank you for the service, Sable.

Your welcome :confused:

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/uhhh3te.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/supespank1.jpg

Disturbing.:eek:

Superman likes to be spanked and be called a bad boy. :o

[WOLVERINE25TH]

And THIS is th' era that people are so grateful to see returned in All-Star Supes. People need a lombotomy.

[Zev]

Hooray, a whole new page to be filled with lesbian subtext!

http://www.frenzy.com/~mattg/lj/scans_daily/VillainsUnited6_02.jpg

[Harlekin]

That isn't subtext, it's text.

[Darthphere]

That isn't subtext, it's text.


Thats what I was thinking.

[Zev]

It's my thread and I'll post either. No one complained about posting gay and pedophile subtext, so no one should complain about posting lesbian text. The keyword here is lesbian, as always.

To paraphrase Veronica Mars, lesbian is the watchword.

[Harlekin]

We're not complaining. It just isn't subtext. :p

[MaskedManJRK]

Oh, Chris Claremont. You may take five hundred words to describe someone eating a cracker and be in love with a fictious character, but you make up for it by making every woman a subtextual lesbian.

http://imgboot.com/images/tennoarashi/femslashlov.jpg

This reminds me of an article I just found.

http://moonandserpent.livejournal.com/166978.html

TWO FISTED TALES OF CHRIS CLAREMONT!

So she asks me how I feel about the sloppy retcon Claremont is pulling off over in Excalibur (http://www.popcultureshock.com/previewer.php?id=3041&p=4). Specifically, substituting Xorn/Magneto in Morrison's run with an unnamed "imposter".

And, being as I don't really care, I tell her I don't care.

"But it's horrible! It undermines Morrison's entire run on the book. Look at all this stuff on Millarworld"

I agree and then repeat that I really don't care. I add that it's my opinion that 30% of the regular MillarWorld posters are functionally illiterate.

"But it's stupid as ****, how can you not care?"

It's like this: Yes it is a sloppy retcon. It does remind me of the way Byrne and Claremont sniped each other back when they were feuding. Claremont would write the X-Men vs. Dr. Doom and then a month later Byrne would reveal that the X-Men fought a robot. This went on for some time. This is what happens when you pay fatbears who never stopped being ten-year olds to write for you. However, it's work for hire, I expected this. This is why the only "X" related titles that get my cash are Joss Whedon's Astonishing X-Men and David Hine's District X. And Cable and Deadpool... it's a guilty pleasure, okay? Claremont made "how much Morrison's X-Men suck" the entire point of his run on *choke* "X-Treme X-Men". The fact that he's reversing everything he can get his hands on is not at all surprising. And you know what, I still don't care... it irritates me a little and I figure it's disrespectful and completely kills suspension of disbelief, but *shrug* I'm more than happy to pretend that Claremont isn't writing any X-books while I sit over here and read Seaguy.

Sumbliminal Message: READ SEAGUY!

But otherwise, when I find that I might actually be pissed off or displaying any other weird fanboyish reaction I think back to a story I was once told and suddenly, none of this crap matters...

You see, I have friends in the adult entertainment industry. I see none of you are surprised. Anyway, shortly after the first X-Men film came out, one of my friends in the adult entertainment industry was talking to me about stuff and asking me (since I was a "comic book guy") about X-Men and the like.

So I mention Claremont and she pauses... "Wait, this Chris Claremont guy is the guy who wrote X-Men?"

"Yes."

So then she tells me a story. You see, Claremont hangs around the outskirts of the BDSM scene. Anyone who has read enough of his work probably shouldn't be surprised by this. Anyway, it appears that he once hired a Dominatrix friend of my friend to: a) Dress like Storm and then b) fist (http://www.sextutor.com/fisting.shtml) him savagely. Apparently, he's had several people do this. My friend never understood the connection and just assumed it was a geek thing. I've had this story indepedently confirmed by one big name comics creator and one comics journalist.

Whoa, too much there, Bunky--Dew

Somehow, this usually makes everything better.

[Unleashed]

I just read the Joker/Mask TPB. There is ALOT of lesbian subtext between Harley and Ivy.

[drastic_quench]

This reminds me of an article I just found.

http://moonandserpent.livejournal.com/166978.html

TWO FISTED TALES OF CHRIS CLAREMONT!

So she asks me how I feel about the sloppy retcon Claremont is pulling off over in Excalibur (http://www.popcultureshock.com/previewer.php?id=3041&p=4). Specifically, substituting Xorn/Magneto in Morrison's run with an unnamed "imposter".

And, being as I don't really care, I tell her I don't care.

"But it's horrible! It undermines Morrison's entire run on the book. Look at all this stuff on Millarworld"

I agree and then repeat that I really don't care. I add that it's my opinion that 30% of the regular MillarWorld posters are functionally illiterate.

"But it's stupid as ****, how can you not care?"

It's like this: Yes it is a sloppy retcon. It does remind me of the way Byrne and Claremont sniped each other back when they were feuding. Claremont would write the X-Men vs. Dr. Doom and then a month later Byrne would reveal that the X-Men fought a robot. This went on for some time. This is what happens when you pay fatbears who never stopped being ten-year olds to write for you. However, it's work for hire, I expected this. This is why the only "X" related titles that get my cash are Joss Whedon's Astonishing X-Men and David Hine's District X. And Cable and Deadpool... it's a guilty pleasure, okay? Claremont made "how much Morrison's X-Men suck" the entire point of his run on *choke* "X-Treme X-Men". The fact that he's reversing everything he can get his hands on is not at all surprising. And you know what, I still don't care... it irritates me a little and I figure it's disrespectful and completely kills suspension of disbelief, but *shrug* I'm more than happy to pretend that Claremont isn't writing any X-books while I sit over here and read Seaguy.

Sumbliminal Message: READ SEAGUY!

But otherwise, when I find that I might actually be pissed off or displaying any other weird fanboyish reaction I think back to a story I was once told and suddenly, none of this crap matters...

You see, I have friends in the adult entertainment industry. I see none of you are surprised. Anyway, shortly after the first X-Men film came out, one of my friends in the adult entertainment industry was talking to me about stuff and asking me (since I was a "comic book guy") about X-Men and the like.

So I mention Claremont and she pauses... "Wait, this Chris Claremont guy is the guy who wrote X-Men?"

"Yes."

So then she tells me a story. You see, Claremont hangs around the outskirts of the BDSM scene. Anyone who has read enough of his work probably shouldn't be surprised by this. Anyway, it appears that he once hired a Dominatrix friend of my friend to: a) Dress like Storm and then b) fist (http://www.sextutor.com/fisting.shtml) him savagely. Apparently, he's had several people do this. My friend never understood the connection and just assumed it was a geek thing. I've had this story indepedently confirmed by one big name comics creator and one comics journalist.

edit-Dew

Somehow, this usually makes everything better.
: O
wow

[MaskedManJRK]

: O
wow

Yeah, but it makes so...much...sense...:o

[WOLVERINE25TH]

....

I think I need a career change.

[MaskedManJRK]

....

I think I need a career change.

On one hand, I want to say how much of a sick bastard you are.

On the other hand...thousand busks and hour, eh? :o

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Well, actually, I meant AWAY from th' comic industry.

[Zev]

Speaking of Claremont, everyone remember that time Emma Frost and Storm switched bodies (bam chicka wow wow... wait, that isn't it yet)?

http://pics.livejournal.com/silver_apples/pic/0007zrdk

And on the cover, they were about five seconds away from rubbing their crotches together?

http://pics.livejournal.com/silver_apples/pic/00081w1q

And they wrestled around in the rain?

http://pics.livejournal.com/silver_apples/pic/000823aq

And started tribbing (kids, ask your parents)?

[Harlekin]

This is such a silly rumor. I'm pretty sure it has actually been disproven. It's ****ing disgusting too.

This reminds me of an article I just found.

http://moonandserpent.livejournal.com/166978.html

TWO FISTED TALES OF CHRIS CLAREMONT!

So she asks me how I feel about the sloppy retcon Claremont is pulling off over in Excalibur (http://www.popcultureshock.com/previewer.php?id=3041&p=4). Specifically, substituting Xorn/Magneto in Morrison's run with an unnamed "imposter".

And, being as I don't really care, I tell her I don't care.

"But it's horrible! It undermines Morrison's entire run on the book. Look at all this stuff on Millarworld"

I agree and then repeat that I really don't care. I add that it's my opinion that 30% of the regular MillarWorld posters are functionally illiterate.

"But it's stupid as ****, how can you not care?"

It's like this: Yes it is a sloppy retcon. It does remind me of the way Byrne and Claremont sniped each other back when they were feuding. Claremont would write the X-Men vs. Dr. Doom and then a month later Byrne would reveal that the X-Men fought a robot. This went on for some time. This is what happens when you pay fatbears who never stopped being ten-year olds to write for you. However, it's work for hire, I expected this. This is why the only "X" related titles that get my cash are Joss Whedon's Astonishing X-Men and David Hine's District X. And Cable and Deadpool... it's a guilty pleasure, okay? Claremont made "how much Morrison's X-Men suck" the entire point of his run on *choke* "X-Treme X-Men". The fact that he's reversing everything he can get his hands on is not at all surprising. And you know what, I still don't care... it irritates me a little and I figure it's disrespectful and completely kills suspension of disbelief, but *shrug* I'm more than happy to pretend that Claremont isn't writing any X-books while I sit over here and read Seaguy.

Sumbliminal Message: READ SEAGUY!

But otherwise, when I find that I might actually be pissed off or displaying any other weird fanboyish reaction I think back to a story I was once told and suddenly, none of this crap matters...

You see, I have friends in the adult entertainment industry. I see none of you are surprised. Anyway, shortly after the first X-Men film came out, one of my friends in the adult entertainment industry was talking to me about stuff and asking me (since I was a "comic book guy") about X-Men and the like.

So I mention Claremont and she pauses... "Wait, this Chris Claremont guy is the guy who wrote X-Men?"

"Yes."

So then she tells me a story. You see, Claremont hangs around the outskirts of the BDSM scene. Anyone who has read enough of his work probably shouldn't be surprised by this. Anyway, it appears that he once hired a Dominatrix friend of my friend to: a) Dress like Storm and then b) fist (http://www.sextutor.com/fisting.shtml) him savagely. Apparently, he's had several people do this. My friend never understood the connection and just assumed it was a geek thing. I've had this story indepedently confirmed by one big name comics creator and one comics journalist.

edit-Dew

Somehow, this usually makes everything better.

[Zev]

Cue the trailer music:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7585/titans0390080ji.jpg

It began as a friendship...

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1654/titans0390099su.jpg

That became something more...

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7325/titans0390215yo.jpg

But sometimes, the world just doesn't understand...

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9255/titans045080li.jpg

This Summer, Titans Together.

[The Hero]

So then she tells me a story. You see, Claremont hangs around the outskirts of the BDSM scene. Anyone who has read enough of his work probably shouldn't be surprised by this. Anyway, it appears that he once hired a Dominatrix friend of my friend to: a) Dress like Storm and then b) fist (http://www.sextutor.com/fisting.shtml) him savagely. Apparently, he's had several people do this. My friend never understood the connection and just assumed it was a geek thing. I've had this story indepedently confirmed by one big name comics creator and one comics journalist.

http://www.free-stuff.it/TempoLibero/fumcart/griffin/peter.jpg

"That is awesome."

[C.F. Kane]

http://janeway-and-seven-in-love.ytmnd.com/

[MaskedManJRK]

http://janeway-and-seven-in-love.ytmnd.com/

Janeway did always seem to be a bit butch... :o

[Silver Sable]

http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/sputnik/444/rainmaker021.jpg

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/sputnik/444/rainmaker021.jpg



Pic doesn't work. :(

[Silver Sable]

Dammit! :mad:

Sorry :(

[C.F. Kane]

Pic doesn't work. :(

works for me

it is fun :p

[Silver Sable]

It does work? :confused:

[Zev]

You know what would really improve the old Cinderella fairy tale?

Lesbianism.

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4797/blz10pz.jpg

Right, right, you all know the story, wicked stepmother, *****y sisters, lesbian fairy godmother... LESBIAN FAIRY GODMOTHER!?

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3951/blz119ni.jpg

Bow chicka wow wow...

So she goes to the ball and... wait, you don't know that. Let's just think about how these two panels apply... out of context.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1690/blz149qi.jpg

Cinderella: Rentgirl to the stars!

Anyway, the tale comes to an end (that's Grimm Fairy Tales 2 if you're all that curious) and we jump back to the present-day, where...

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2876/blz228vm.jpg

I love that little "And boyfriends?" line. Totally fishing there.

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/5495/blz233oe.jpg

Bow chicka wow wow...

[Zev]

So, was the pitch for Grimm Fairy Tales pretty much, "we're going to retell classic fairy tales, only with lots and lots of lesbian subtext"? Because if so, I approve!

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/11/acvra3an.jpg

Subtlety? I think not!

Anyway, this time it's the story of Hansel and Gretel. You probably know it already, evil stepmother, children run away, gingerbread house, lesbian... LESBIAN!?

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8059/blz173gd.jpg

Well, bisexual at least. But based on this next scene, I think it's safe to say where unnamed witch's preferences lie...

http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/372/blz196ra.jpg

Surprisingly, "helping out around the house" doesn't involve a French maid outfit. But it's a near thing.

Fortunately, Gretel discovers something while she's "doing as she's told."

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5782/blz205av.jpg

Hansel: Gretel, how long has it been?

Gretel: Keep your voice down... it's been five days but I think I have some good news.

Hansel: What? Have you found a way to escape?

Gretel: No, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

[The Fonz]

http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/75/DangerGirlBackinBlackCv1.jpg
mmmm-hmmmm

[MaskedManJRK]

So, was the pitch for Grimm Fairy Tales pretty much, "we're going to retell classic fairy tales, only with lots and lots of lesbian subtext"? Because if so, I approve!

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/11/acvra3an.jpg

Subtlety? I think not!

Anyway, this time it's the story of Hansel and Gretel. You probably know it already, evil stepmother, children run away, gingerbread house, lesbian... LESBIAN!?

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8059/blz173gd.jpg

Well, bisexual at least. But based on this next scene, I think it's safe to say where unnamed witch's preferences lie...

http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/372/blz196ra.jpg

Surprisingly, "helping out around the house" doesn't involve a French maid outfit. But it's a near thing.

Fortunately, Gretel discovers something while she's "doing as she's told."

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5782/blz205av.jpg

Hansel: Gretel, how long has it been?

Gretel: Keep your voice down... it's been five days but I think I have some good news.

Hansel: What? Have you found a way to escape?

Gretel: No, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

If they didn't add how the Witch will "eat" Gretel in a...different way, then I'm massively disapointed. :o

[The Hero]

So when Lost Girls comes out,are you going to scan the entire book and post it here?

[MaskedManJRK]

So when Lost Girls comes out,are you going to scan the entire book and post it here?

Lost Girls--isn't that the Moore comic that his wife is drawing?

[The Hero]

Three heroines of classic children's literature — Alice from "Alice in Wonderland," Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" and Wendy from "Peter Pan" — meet up in London in 1913 and realize that their respective stories are actually metaphors for sexual awakening. Very erotic. Or, as Moore prefers to think of it, very pornographic.

Suddenly,Alice notices how sexy Dorothy looks in that farm girl outfit.Wendy says it's too hot for them to be wearing so much clothes and begins to undress.Out of nowhere,some heavy bass music starts playing...

Or at least that's what I imagine the first few pages are like.:o

[Zev]

I've lately started to think of Alan Moore as kinda misogynistic. Leaving alone the whole Evey/V dynamic ("Silly girl, you can't get my TOTALLY AWESOME IDEA FOR LIVING IN PEACE AND HARMONY 4 EVAH, so I'm going to lock you in my closet until you agree with me."), there's this (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=1716205&postcount=17).

You gotta give it to Ostrander (and later Dixon) for basically dragging Barbara, kicking and screaming, into the Batman supporting cast and being one of the most positive female role models in comics. And no, I don't count Wonder Woman in that list, because you can get a hernia trying to sort through all the sordid sexual politics of her character. I think the only action she's ever gotten is a few dyke jokes about "Paradise Island."

[The Hero]

I've lately started to think of Alan Moore as kinda misogynistic. Leaving alone the whole Evey/V dynamic ("Silly girl, you can't get my TOTALLY AWESOME IDEA FOR LIVING IN PEACE AND HARMONY 4 EVAH, so I'm going to lock you in my closet until you agree with me."), there's this (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=1716205&postcount=17).

I don't have the energy to respond to the V for Vendetta comment,so I'll leave that be for now.

Simone definitely has a point,though I think the choice of Barbara had more to do with her relationship with Gordon and Batman rather than outright misogyny.I don't think Moore hates women.He obviously loves them.Enough to make hardcore lesbian porn featuring them.

Now Frank Miller on the other hand,that guy's got issues. (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8759974&postcount=881)

Alright,let's get off such a serious subject and get back to the meaning of this thread:making immature insinuations about the sexuality of fictional characters.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/141_4_0000007.jpg

[Zev]

I don't think Moore hates women.He obviously loves them.Enough to make hardcore lesbian porn featuring them.

That's a special kind of love. A very Joe Eszterhas kind of love.

[Zev]

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/7231/tswingthatway7py.jpg

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/New-Teen-Titans-030-08.jpg

[MaskedManJRK]

Now Frank Miller on the other hand,that guy's got issues. (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8759974&postcount=881)

"OK, Jim, I'm shameless. Let's go with an ASS SHOT."

Misogynistic? Maybe a little.

Hilarious? A hell of a f**king lot!

:D

[Zev]

I actually wrote a brief parody of Frank Miller's "style" a while back, with the basic idea of "what if the misogyny was turned on its head? Along with the homophobia?" Sorry I couldn't fit in the priest suspicion, maybe for a sequel... anywhere, here ya go.



PAGE 1

PANEL 1 - Full figure. NIGHTCRAWLER walks - no, STRUTS - through the mansion. Dress him like a PIRATE. One of those bare-chested thing, sashes, cutlass, the whole works. Really detail the chest hair. Make them drool. He is HAPPY Kurt and is therefore whistling a happy tune.

KURT: It's time for An-nnn-imaniacs... and we're zan-ee-y to the max!

PANEL 2 - Inlaid on larger first panel. Kitty, Storm, and some other female X-Men (Jean is dragging along Scott) are stepping out the door. Kurt is sweating a little, yanking on his collar with a forced "is it hot in here or is it just me?" joviality.

KITTY: Hey, Kurt, we're going to see Brokeback Mountain.

STORM: (interjecting) I hear it's really good.

KITTY: (continued) Wanna come?

KURT: Uhhh... no thanks, Kitty. I have lots of homework... maybe some other time.

PANEL 3 - The next day. Another big shot of Kurt, although maybe from a different angle. Put him in a Robin Hood outfit. Make sure his tights are TIGHTS. It'll drive 'em crazy, Jim. His tail swishes behind him merrily. Happy Kurt, very adorable. Okay, Jim, I'm shameless. Have him carrying some really geeky books for all the brainy chicks out there. Maybe some Sartre and Jane Eyre and something by Terry Goodkind.

KURT: (singing to himself, sprinkle some musical notes around his word balloon) Why there's so much to live up to
Expectations are so high
I'm not crying, it's my contacts
There must be something in my
Eye

PANEL 4 - Not so happy Kurt. He stops suddenly, his skin growing pale. He's dropped his books and his tail has gone rigid. Ahead of him, the X-Men are gathered on the couch. On the TV we see Will & Grace.

XAVIER: Join us, Kurt.

CYCLOPS: Yes, join us. Be one of us.

KITTY: One of us, one of us.

KURT: Ehhhhh... not right now, thanks, I just remembered I forgot to, ermm... brush my teeth.

PANEL 5 - The previous shot was over Kurt's shoulder. This one is with the X-Men as they watch Kurt dash off so fast his clothes are left hanging in mid-air. Dazzler is stuffing her face with popcorn.

CYCLOPS: You forgot your books!

KURT: (O.S., tail from around the corner) Keep them!

CYCLOPS: And your clothes!

KURT: (same as before) They didn't fit!

PANEL 6 - Kurt, now in tightie-whities, has slammed the door to his room closed. Put a lot of effort into the bulge. Something tells me you can pull that off, Jim. This is a very small shot. He's pressed with his back against the door, making sure it's close. Panting, out of breath. On the verge of a full-on panic attack.

KURT: Whew! Glad I didn't do anything to give myself away...

PANEL 7 - Same as before, only now Kurt is reacting to a new sight. Hands slapped against his face, mouth wide open. Edward Munch's "The Scream," only more anguished.

KURT: (spiked) MEIN GOTT!

PAGE 2 - Full page shot. Kurt's shocked face in full ground, but the majority of the shot is on Dimitri, dressed in a black mesh top and tight black leather pants. The crotch or the ass, your choice, but make sure we can see his nipples. Nothing vulgar.

DIMITRI: Oh, hello Kurt. Just wondering if I could borrow some cologne...

KURT: AYYYYYYYY!

DIMITRI: So is that a no?

PAGE 3 - Upper left-hand corner panel. Establishing shot of the sun rising over the X-Mansion.

CAPTION: The Next Day...

PANEL 2 - The next morning. The X-Men are eating breakfast. Big widescreen shot to establish the setting. Lots of chatter, so leave plenty of room. Dimitri is wearing the same clothes he had on yesterday, only mussed up (his shirt's on backwards). Logan is downing his first beer of the day.

DIMITRI: Has anyone seen Kurt?

LOGAN: Haven't seen the elf since yesterday.

DIMITRI: I wonder what got into him...

Cyclops reads the paper, Jean plays with his hair lovingly as she retrieves a pitcher of orange juice telekinetically.

SCOTT: No mention of us... although there is a rather nasty editorial cartoon that could be interpreted as...

JEAN: If you're done with that, fearless leader, mind passing me the comics section?

Dazzler eats a sugary breakfast cereal as Storm fixes eggs on the stove.

DAZZLER: Anyone else wanna work on a sugar high or can I finish off the Lucky Charms?

STORM: You can have all the preprocessed inorganic junk you like, I prefer my food au natural.

Beast runs through in the background soaking wet, a towel wrapped around him.

BEAST: I don't like to eat clothed food either, my dear.

Kitty is phasing through the ceiling in her pajamas.

KITTY: What smells like wet dog... oh, sorry Hank.

PANEL 3 - Same as before, except Kitty's landed and is snatching some bacon from Storm's breakfast. Kurt has stepped in front of camera. We see his lower back, buttocks, and tail. Really work the ass. Balloons from above. Like an eighteen-year-old wrestler's.

KURT: Mein friends... we need to talk.

PANEL 4 - Close on Kurt's face. He's determined, but anguished. His face is screwed up with courage. He's going to get this out in the open or die trying.

KURT: There's something I've kept hidden from you... something about myself I should've told you all, but I was afraid of how you'd react.

KITTY: (O.S.) C'mon, fearless, we're your friends. We can handle any deep, dark secret you can throw at us.

PANEL 5 - Still tight on Kurt's face. He's in doubt now, thinking of giving up, but he presses on anyhow.

KURT: I hope so. You guys... are my family. I don't want to lose you... ANY of you...

PANEL 6 - Kurt's resigned now. His face falls, waiting for the hammer to drop.

KURT: So I'm just going to tell you.

PANEL 7 - On Kurt's face. No fancy tricks, nothing too exaggerated. Just him. This has to remind the readers why they love him. He's simple and earnest and looks like a drowned puppy being fished out of a river.

KURT: I'm... a homophobe.

PAGE 4 - Group shot of the X-Men, taken aback, their expressions various levels of shock and (unwilling) disgust.

DIMITRI: Say what?

PANEL 2 - Kurt sits down heavily, head in his hands. Kitty half-reaches out to him.

KURT: All my life I've struggled with it, tried to suppress it. I listened to the Rent soundtrack, I watched that Alexander movie... but now I think I just have to accept it. I was born this way. This is who I am.

PANEL 3 - Dimitri is rising out of his seat angrily, Scott sweeping an arm back to hold him off.

DIMITRI: (large letters) Kurt, you unnatural... (smaller font, he's calmed down) have you ever tried not being a homophobe? Have you ever considered that you're really a closet case?

SCOTT: Ease off, Dimitri. Kurt, it took a lot of guts to admit that. And it's true, you are different. But we're all different in our own way. Storm's black, Beast's furry, Logan's Canadian, Jean's into kinky sex... uhhh, forget I said that...

JEAN: I'm already wiping it from their minds.

SCOTT: Thanks Jea-

DAZZLER: MOMMY, DON'T LET THE CLOWNS TAKE ME!

BEAST: DADDY, I WANT A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS!

PANEL 4 - Scott reaching out a hand to Kurt. Kitty is now ruffling his fur whole-heartedly.

SCOTT: Our differences make us special. To say that everyone should think a certain way or feel a certain way about anything is wrong. That's why, even though most of us don't agree with you, we accept you anyway. We're your friends Kurt...

PANEL 5 - Close on Scott and Kurt shaking hands.

SCOTT: (O.S.) And we're PROUD of that.

PANEL 6 - Kurt smiling widely, giving a thumb's up. Happy Kurt once more.

KURT: Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest! Now to go and NOT look at men kissing!

PANEL 7 - Big group hug shot. Everyone laughing merrily.

LOGAN: Well said, elf! Well said!

PAGE 5 - Big shot of Professor X facing us. Hands steepled together in "I am very smart" form. No word balloon, just a big text crawl beneath him.

XAVIER: As hard as it is to believe, the story you're reading is based on actual events. Every day, millions of Americans just like you and me struggle with homophobia - the fear of homosexuality. Because of this disability, they will be barred from working at hair salons, fashion boutiques, Broadway shows... even some nightclubs and lumber yards. They will be unable to read certain slash stories, no matter how well-written. But you can help. If you or someone you love is a homophobe, call the Homophobe Helpline at 1-800-PHOBE. And if you have a friend who's homophobic, support them. It's not easy being homophobic in this day and age. Many are confused and frightened by the world around them. Help us lobby for better representation of homophobes in the media. Homophobes are mostly demonized as terrorists, bigots, and idiots. Why can't we have a wise old mentor who's homophobic? Or a wacky next door neighbor? And lastly, if you're homophobic, remember, you're not alone. Many Hollywood stars like Anthony Stewart Head, Carlos Bernard, and Michael Biehn live and work with homophobia every day. For more information about homophobia, go online at www.homophobehelp.com. And remember... together we have nothing to fear.

PANEL 2 - Lower right-hand corner. A circular headshot of Happy Kurt in a black tricorn hat with a skull and crossbones on it, holding a cutlass. A PARROT rests on his shoulder.

KURT: Avast, ye mateys!

PARROT: It's the ever-loving end!

[Zev]

Don't know which day this fits under, so I'm putting it in Sunday, which is rapidly becoming this thread's "catch all" day.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Greenygal/Flash161_03.jpg

It gets better (read: worse).

Due to his being the Flash, Barry misses his wedding, thus disproving the hypothesis that he did it all for the nookie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Greenygal/Flash161_10.jpg

Aww... cheer up, emo costume!

The costume is put in a museum and Barry goes to visit it. And... dear God...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Greenygal/Flash161_12.jpg

So Barry decides to be the Flash again, *****.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Greenygal/Flash161_15.jpg

Barry Allen: Makes Batman look sane.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/4086/bbv214047ww.jpg

...:o...

[Zev]

And this I should've posted back on Saturday, but I figure we should get it out of the way before we head into page 9.

http://www.superpony.com/Images/Comics/WorldsFinest.jpg

They're spending the night together! What?

http://www.superpony.com/Images/Comics/WorldsFinest2.jpg

Superman's blazing passage... LOL WHUT!?

http://www.superpony.com/Images/Comics/WorldsFinest3.jpg

...ummm, does this still count as "latent homosexuality"?

http://www.superpony.com/Images/Comics/WorldsFinest4.jpg

Oh my God... This is like Brokeback Mountain! Only without Bane!

http://www.superpony.com/Images/Comics/WorldsFinest5.jpg

And later? TENTACLE MONSTERS. Yes, as in hentai.

http://www.superpony.com/Images/Comics/WorldsFinest8.jpg

Next up, a train going through a tunnel, Michael Jackson making a basket, a man being shot out of a cannon...

http://www.superpony.com/Images/Comics/WorldsFinest9.jpg

I dare you, I DARE YOU, to find a gayer panel. It can't be done. It can't. Be. Done.

[The Hero]

Don't know which day this fits under, so I'm putting it in Sunday, which is rapidly becoming this thread's "catch all" day.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Greenygal/Flash161_03.jpg

It gets better (read: worse).

Due to his being the Flash, Barry misses his wedding, thus disproving the hypothesis that he did it all for the nookie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Greenygal/Flash161_10.jpg

Aww... cheer up, emo costume!

The costume is put in a museum and Barry goes to visit it. And... dear God...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Greenygal/Flash161_12.jpg

So Barry decides to be the Flash again, *****.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Greenygal/Flash161_15.jpg

Barry Allen: Makes Batman look sane.
How did Stan Lee and John Romita not sue?:confused:

[The Hero]

PANEL 1 - Full figure. NIGHTCRAWLER walks - no, STRUTS - through the mansion. Dress him like a PIRATE. One of those bare-chested thing, sashes, cutlass, the whole works. Really detail the chest hair. Make them drool. He is HAPPY Kurt and is therefore whistling a happy tune.


Teh satire.:up:

(I'm allowed one "teh" a year :o )

[Sandman138]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/timm/gallery/1604.jpg

It's like a snuff film for a militant lesbian.

[Sandman138]

You know what would really improve the old Cinderella fairy tale?

Lesbianism.

Let's be honest, it improves everything.

[Zev]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4454/vamp078lc.jpg

That pleasurable line... it's only subtext if it's subtle. You all know that, right?

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5189/vamp112ea.jpg

Oh, Vampirella, there are better ways of getting fluids from "Mistress Nyx."

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/3767/vamp155nv.jpg

Well, this is what you get when you pair up two doms.

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/8314/vamp163af.jpg

Vampirella: Eat phallic symbolism!

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1123/vamp179lc.jpg

Whoa, that's... they're not even trying to make you think anything other than lesbian sex, are they?

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/483/vamp208fx.jpg

Vampirella attacks by shoving her vagina in Mistress Nyx's face. Unfortunately, it doesn't work.

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2866/vamp231dh.jpg

The picture starts with Vampirella on her hands and knees in front of a woman called Mistress Nyx and ends with her about to be impaled on Nyx's dildo... errr, I mean, spear! Spear!

Doesn't get much more lesbian than that.

[Zev]

This Summer, forget about Iron Man and Captain America... declare your allegiance to the only side that's really looking out for you.

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4950/civilwarlesbians5xl.jpg

[Zev]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/6897/tde9ac.jpg

Don't worry Power Girl, Kara will help you sort through those feelings... of why you look at the other girls in the JSA locker room...

So it's One Year Later. Power Girl and Supergirl are in the Bottle City of Kandor to try and figure out why Power Girl has a space in her name and Supergirl doesn't. They get into fight. Remember, since technically they're kinda the same person, it's not really lesbian text, it's just masturbation with a lesbian subtext.

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/74/107zj.jpg

Heatvision means you have to be looking at something, right? Oh Kara, you disgusting little Mary-Sue you, denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1913/113hm.jpg

Wow, that unresolved sexual tension is gonna be resolved pretty quickly!

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/993/127as.jpg

Or not.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5182/12b5jb.jpg

Now, I could be cliched and put a Brokeback Mountain caption here, but I think the smouldering look of barely contained lust does my job for me.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2617/whoyoumakeitwith8bl.jpg

And who you make it with.

Well, that's kinda just implied.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9621/159ab.jpg

...okay, STRONGLY implied.

[Zev]

Remember, Vic and Gar aren't gay! At all!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/linta/Scans/bbcyotp.jpg

Even though Vic wants to meet Gar's parents...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/linta/Scans/shortpants.jpg

And even though they want to have threesomes with Robin (but at least Cyborg has forgiven him for that kick to the mommy-daddy bag).

And, of course, the Titans' principal adversary is Slade, an evil mercenary who even has his own butler, ala Batman! Well, not QUITE ala Batman. From a scene where said butler, Wintergreen, meets up with Deathstroke's ex-wife...

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/567/newteentitansv1annual03080vu.jpg
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3120/newteentitansv1annual03114fj.jpg

Slade/Wintergreen: It's canon. It's SO ****ing canon. Sorry ladies (and assorted fellas). Here's all the in-your-end-o so you don't have to.

"I took my place at his side." And in his bed!

"I stood by him, giving him hope." And I stood behind him, giving him anal.

"I tried to temper his wilder whims." With riding crops and nipple play.

"But when he found that Markov girl..." That hussy stole my man!

"I... I don't think I ever loved him as much as you did." ... Speaks for itself.

And, just for a change of pace, some heterosexuality!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/linta/Scans/secksy.jpg http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6900/ntt041069qa.jpg

[The Hero]

Take a good look at the kid with the blue hat at the bottom...

http://www.superdickery.com/images/propaganda/Young_Allies_Comics_No14_W.jpg

...and now take a look at the fat kid beside the two women in the boat.Thay have a good reason to look shocked.:eek:

edit:Not to mention the giant phallic symbol behind them.And the two balls.And the image of Lil' Torch going through the boat...

Okay,now I'm just reaching.

[The Hero]

Tonight,on a very special Superboy...


http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/SBoy_101_11.jpg


"I was born in the wrong body,Superboy!Why can't you accept me for who I am?"

"This mission is too dangerous far a girl" was a nice touch,too.I can't imagine why more women didn't read comics back then...

[Zev]

Okay, so Lois Lane, a human, married Clark Kent, a Kryptonian. But that doesn't mean she's into interspecies sex!

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3213/supes16jd.jpg

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2553/supes56ss.jpg

Or... wait, wha?

I... I think I've read fanfic about this.

[The Question]

Dude. What ahppened to this thread? It's sold out. It used to be a bout the lesbians, man. Not it's just some corperatr tool. :(

[C.F. Kane]

Dude. What ahppened to this thread? It's sold out. It used to be a bout the lesbians, man. Not it's just some corperatr tool. :(

It's a lot easier to find perversity in comics when you aren't confined to lesbianism. Hence the looks into male homosexuality, transvestism and inter-species fornication

[The Question]

But what about the Lesbians, man? What about the lesbians? This thread has sold out. I'm going to go get high and listen to Jefferson Airplane. :(

[Silver Sable]

It's not from a comic but from the JL cartoon.A little too friendly ain't it?

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/maidofhonor/p1/17.jpg

[Zev]

As stated on the first page of the thread, Saturdays are Latent Male Homosexuality Saturdays and Sundays have become General Perversion Sundays. Now, maybe if people would start contributing to or commenting upon the lesbianism that runs rampant in this thread the other five days of the week...

[Zev]

Now, I know, usually on Monday I'm supposed to bring you some lesbianism, but just for a change of pace let's take a look at a deep, caring, totally platonic female friendship. Which one? Why, that of Kei and Yuri (Kei's the redhead, Yuri's the brunette) from Dirty Pair.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7459/dirtypairsimhellremaste18my.jpg

Awww... Kei is worried she'll be left all alone, the way any good friend would be.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/9884/dirtypairsimhellremaste24ow.jpg

And sometimes they're wrestled into submission by duplicates of themselves...

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6692/dirtypairsimhellremaste38bg.jpg

Kei is Yuri's damsel in distress... not in a sexual way, mind you, just in a good friends way...

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/6955/dirtypairsimhellremaste47ia.jpg

Ummm... fighting the skeleton required that they... nuzzle each other. Not gay!

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/2486/runfromthefuture4222pb.jpg

Oh God, Kei's even making a kissy face in that last panel... then again, with Adam Warren, everyone is making kissy faces all the time.

[Sandman138]

But what about the Lesbians, man? What about the lesbians? This thread has sold out. I'm going to go get high and listen to Jefferson Airplane. :(

Yeah, and it's not gonna invite me to join it. :mad:

[Cyclops]

Hey, The Hero... why you stealin' from Superdickery like that? That's totally uncool.

[5OCIAL 5Y5T3M]

funny funny thread

[Zev]

Lately, DC has tried everything to increase sales. Rampant character death. Company-wide crossover after company-wide crossover. Frank Miller. But in 52, they give the public what it's always wanted.

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9830/dc52week20105bz.jpg

The Question.

[MaskedManJRK]

...And a little girl-girl groaping with him.

Badass squared. :up:

[Zev]

Although I still don't know why Renee Montoya is wearing a bra and panties while her girlfriend is bare-ass-naked.

Hmmm... maybe the Question stopped by to figure out that puzzling conundrum wrapped in an enigma soaked in a mystery.

[5OCIAL 5Y5T3M]

she is just missing a bra

[MaskedManJRK]

Although I still don't know why Renee Montoya is wearing a bra and panties while her girlfriend is bare-ass-naked.

Hmmm... maybe the Question stopped by to figure out that puzzling conundrum wrapped in an enigma soaked in a mystery.

Or he's a man like any of us and wanted to join in the festivities. :o

[Sandman138]

Or he's a man like any of us and wanted to join in the festivities. :o

Isn't that what Zev said?:confused: :o

[MaskedManJRK]

Isn't that what Zev said?:confused: :o

He meant WATCH, I meant JOIN IN. :o

[The Question]

Lately, DC has tried everything to increase sales. Rampant character death. Company-wide crossover after company-wide crossover. Frank Miller. But in 52, they give the public what it's always wanted.

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9830/dc52week20105bz.jpg

The Question.


You, my friend, are very wise.

[Zev]

And, while we're still on the subject, a deleted scene between panels 5 and 6.

Question: SNIIIIIIF!

[The Question]

Ah, Vic. He's kind of a pervert. Stems from the whole "creepy zen poetry guy who no one liked in high school and who never got laid" thing. He's at his creepyest around Lois Lane, actually. They went to college together, and he had a crush on her to the point of obession.

[MaskedManJRK]

Ah, Vic. He's kind of a pervert. Stems from the whole "creepy zen poetry guy who no one liked in high school and who never got laid" thing. He's at his creepyest around Lois Lane, actually. They went to college together, and he had a crush on her to the point of obession.

Woah. :o

I knew about the Lois Lane stuff, but describe how obsessed was he? :confused:

[The Question]

Not sure. But he was always staring at her in a weird way, and was always writing creepy/romantic zen poetry that may or may not have been directed at her.

[MaskedManJRK]

Not sure. But he was always staring at her in a weird way, and was always writing creepy/romantic zen poetry that may or may not have been directed at her.

Finally, a superhero that is more enept at romance than I am! :)

[Zev]

You know, before he became the Question, they called him "Victor the Bloody" because of his bloody awful poetry!

Hands up, everyone who got that. And if you didn't, shame on you.

[The Question]

So, if he fights a vampire villain and gets bitten, he'll get a black trench coat, platinum blond hair, and a cockney accent?

[MaskedManJRK]

...I'm thinking it's either Preacher or Buffy. :confused:

[The Question]

Buffy.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Spike.jpg


Best vampire character ever.

[MaskedManJRK]

Buffy.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Spike.jpg


Best vampire character ever.

Yeah, I remember a line between him and Buffy at one point:

BUFFY: Tell me where you're going--in five words.

SPIKE: Out for a walk...b***h.

:D

[The Question]

Like I said. Best vampire character ever. And one of the few characters who is truely morally ambiguous. You can't place him. He's dome some truely heroic things, but he's also done some truely terrible things. All with the same aditude.



But enough about the coolness on legs that is Spike. This thread is about the lesbians.

[Zev]

As long as we're on the subject of Buffy...

http://img259.echo.cx/img259/7177/124pp.jpg

Xander: So whatcha been doin'? Doing spells?
[to Oz]
Xander: She does spells with Tara.
Oz: Yeah, I heard about that.
Xander: Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell... and then I do a spell by myself.

[MaskedManJRK]

As long as we're on the subject of Buffy...

http://img259.echo.cx/img259/7177/124pp.jpg

I don't know how Whedon got the idea of making Hannigan's character a lesbian...but however he got it, it was f**king brilliant. :up:

[The Question]

Ah yes. Xander. Source of such hilarity.



Also, you should remember Spike for Latient Male Homosexual Saturday. I'm pretty sure Spike's bi.

[MaskedManJRK]

Ah yes. Xander. Source of such hilarity.



Also, you should remember Spike for Latient Male Homosexual Saturday. I'm pretty sure Spike's bi.

Well, Spike's been around for a long-ass time, right? You gotta do something to spice things up. :o

[The Question]

Well, there was this line:


"I was never intimate with Angel... except for that one time."


Plus, there was a scene in Buffy where a newcomer to the group asked who there hadn't had sex with someone else there, and Spike and Xander gave each other a weird look.

[Zev]

Well, there was this line:


"I was never intimate with Angel... except for that one time."


Plus, there was a scene in Buffy where a newcomer to the group asked who there hadn't had sex with someone else there, and Spike and Xander gave each other a weird look.

Flashback scene in Angel where Angelus and Spike held their hands in the sunlight and talked about how some people would call what they were doing "unnatural..."

[The Question]

Ooohh. Which episode?

[Zev]

Episode 5x08: Destiny. I had to look that up, so don't award me any fannish points.

[The Question]

Oh yes. I remember that. The holding hands in the sun wasn't so much gay as a gang style initiation sort of thing, but still.

[Zev]

Well, Angelus was babbling something along the lines of "Do ye have any idea what it's like havin' only women as travel companions? I've been wondering what it'd be like to share the slaughter of innocents with another man. Don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, mmm, do ya?

That's pretty gay. That's King Gay of Gaytopia, off the shore of Gayland.

[The Question]

That's the gayest gay since gay came to gay town.






Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[MaskedManJRK]

Plus, there was a scene in Buffy where a newcomer to the group asked who there hadn't had sex with someone else there, and Spike and Xander gave each other a weird look.

Well, to play devil's advocate, they could have meant that Spike and Xander HAVEN'T had sex with anyone.

[Zev]

No lesbians today, but a vid of my own design. Not commenting will be punishable by death. And it has lesbians in it.

V For Validated Parking. (http://www.savefile.com/files/9562794)

And on YouTube. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tErw3em6iQ)

Next Week: LESBIANS!

[MaskedManJRK]

Funny stuff.

Question, though--from the decription you gave, it sounds like you severaly hated the movie. Why?

[Sandman138]

I don't know how Whedon got the idea of making Hannigan's character a lesbian...but however he got it, it was f**king brilliant. :up:

Amen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7da1d5MPK7A&search=buffy

I'm so evil, and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay.

[The Question]

She was hitting on herself. Damn, Willow is one kinky sorceress.



Also, loved the line:


Buffy: Remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.

Angel: Actually.....

*Buffy gives him a look*

Angel: .....good point.

[MaskedManJRK]

She was hitting on herself. Damn, Willow is one kinky sorceress.



Also, loved the line:


Buffy: Remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.

Angel: Actually.....

*Buffy gives him a look*

Angel: .....good point.

Was this before or after the two broke up? Because if it was after, then it's really f**kin' pathetic that he's still pussywhipped by the ex. :o

[The Question]

Before. Also, that comment brings up something I've theorised about for a very long time. If a vampire's personality is closely related to who they were as a human, then what does that say about Angel? As a vampire, he was one of the worst serial killers in Europian history. A sadistic mass murderer with a body count in the triple digits. And yet, as Angel, he's a nice, honorable guy. Way I see it, this only means one thing: Angel is one seriously ****ed up in the head fruit loop. He's got severe homicidal and sadistic tendancies that he must keep pushed to the back of his mind at all times.

[Sandman138]

Best line from that episode is: Vamp Willow: No. This is a dumb world. In my world there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.

[The Hero]

Funny stuff.

Question, though--from the decription you gave, it sounds like you severaly hated the movie. Why?
Asking Zev why he hates something is like asking the sky why it's blue.:o

[Zev]

Well, here's something I definitely don't hate: Lesbians!

Backstory: Dick is in the clutches of Brother Blood, as is a brainwashed Raven, while Kory is on her homeplanet. The Titans need to mount a rescue mission. Since there's trouble, they know who to call. What they get is an all-growed-up Wally and Jason Todd. And not badass Shootie McShootshoot Jason, not-yet-Crisisconned "No, I Mean Him And Bruce Are Canonically Having Sexual Intercourse" Jason.

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/2640/newteentitansv226081vq.jpg

Gar, you're not fooling anyone. We all know you're totally gay for Cyborg (but wait until tomorrow).

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/4580/newteentitansv226095ec.jpg

Anyway, they... uh... well... I'll be in my bunk.

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/7466/newteentitansv226102jq.jpg

Did... did Gar just say he was going to buy a RealDoll?

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/1049/newteentitansv226121df.jpg

Yes, Kory has changed! She's committed to making this relationship work!

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/953/newteentitansii27p130mi.jpg

...yeah, Kory just said she loved Donna. But in a platonic, nonsexual kind of...

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6825/newteentitansv200812rougher7oo.jpg

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/974/newteentitansv200814rougher6ag.jpg

...well, goddamnit!