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oakzap425
04-15-2006, 11:24 AM
http://www.webmd.com/hw/womens_conditions/tp21135.asp


Seems to be useful for men too, but most effetive for women.

So ladies, have you ever done them?

JLBats
04-15-2006, 11:26 AM
What the hell is up with these genitalia excercise threads? I'm half expecting Chuck Norris to start advertising the Ho-Flex to capitalise on this sudden frenzy.

oakzap425
04-15-2006, 11:27 AM
I personally think that Kegel's are more important that penis strength and enlargment... :o

Wilhelm-Scream
04-15-2006, 11:27 AM
There's a poster here who does them at work while talking to co-workers.
No, not Shyair. :rolleyes:

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 11:28 AM
Why would you need to control the flow of urine, doesnt that feature already exist in the new models?

oakzap425
04-15-2006, 11:28 AM
Did you read the article?

oakzap425
04-15-2006, 11:29 AM
There's a poster here who does them at work while talking to co-workers.
No, not Shyair. :rolleyes:



How do you know?

My vengeance
04-15-2006, 11:29 AM
This keeps getting more peculiar by the minute.

ShadowBoxing
04-15-2006, 11:30 AM
I personally think that Kegel's are more important that penis strength and enlargment... :oPenis size is completely genetic...kinda like your height and hand size. No amount of exercise, pills or weights will make it bigger. Surgury may be able to widen your penis, and in some rare cases they are able to add 3 inches...however it ceases to be a real penis at that point, and some men can no longer get erections afterwards.

oakzap425
04-15-2006, 11:32 AM
Kegel's are quite useful for women after child birth. Especially multiple. Strengthen's the vaginal walls...



So, she can't be called Loose... :o

Wilhelm-Scream
04-15-2006, 11:32 AM
How do you know?'cause she said so. It's very likely that she was kidding though. *shrug*
Does that disappoint you, Magic-Shell?

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 11:33 AM
Kegel's are quite useful for women after child birth. Especially multiple. Strengthen's the vaginal walls...



So, she can't be called Loose... :o


Honestly, with you nkow them raising a kid and all, you know another human being. Being called loose should be the last thing they should worry about.

Wilhelm-Scream
04-15-2006, 11:36 AM
Penis size is completely genetic...kinda like your height and hand size. No amount of exercise, pills or weights will make it bigger. Surgury may be able to widen your penis, and in some rare cases they are able to add 3 inches...however it ceases to be a real penis at that point, and some men can no longer get erections afterwards.Oh dude, I saw some photos of the aftermath of a botched and subsequently severely infected dick-padding surgery ( complete with frankenstein stitches ) and I believe I'll pass on the extra 3. :up:
JESUS!

ShadowBoxing
04-15-2006, 11:41 AM
Oh dude, I saw some photos of the aftermath of a botched and subsequently severely infected dick-padding surgery ( complete with frankenstein stitches ) and I believe I'll pass on the extra 3. :up:
JESUS!Never seen photos, I only read that its an extremely foolish and ineffective surgury...but I'll take your word for it.

Angry Sentinel
04-15-2006, 11:49 AM
Wow, this hasn't turned out the way I hoped...

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 11:50 AM
Man, I dont pray often, but im praying to God this thread gets closed.

Dorian Gray
04-15-2006, 11:52 AM
Man, I dont pray often, but im praying to God this thread gets closed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/dorian23/zombiejesus.jpg

Ask yourself, What would Zombie Jesus Do?

oakzap425
04-15-2006, 11:55 AM
Well, if that's the case, I hope the penis thread gets closed too.


I dont' see what's wrong with mine...

Carter
04-15-2006, 12:01 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d3/250px-Otacon.jpg

tzarinna
04-15-2006, 12:09 PM
Yes,I do them every now and then. I forget most of the time. I think only when I really like the guy, that I try to improve.

guitarsingerguy
04-15-2006, 12:18 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/dorian23/zombiejesus.jpg

Ask yourself, What would Zombie Jesus Do?

Eat your brains....then feel bad and resurrect you and eat your brains again. It would be a vicious cycle for both you and zombie Jesus. :(

guitarsingerguy
04-15-2006, 12:19 PM
Yes,I do them every now and then. I forget most of the time. I think only when I really like the guy, that I try to improve.

Why can't more of you do this? :confused: I'm sure we've all had some bad lays. God, did I really sound that tacky????

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 12:21 PM
Why can't more of you do this? :confused: I'm sure we've all had some bad lays. God, did I really sound that tacky????


Yes.:up:

ShadowBoxing
04-15-2006, 12:22 PM
Yes,I do them every now and then. I forget most of the time. I think only when I really like the guy, that I try to improve.What does it improve actually...does it make you tighter or something.

guitarsingerguy
04-15-2006, 12:23 PM
What does it improve actually...does it make you tighter or something.

I believe they can actually control genital contractions if they really work at it, which I'm sure you can figure out the positives to that.

Angry Sentinel
04-15-2006, 12:24 PM
Yes,I do them every now and then. I forget most of the time. I think only when I really like the guy, that I try to improve.:up: .. Ok now, go find more females, bring them here, and you all can discuss.

Everyone else with a penis needs to shut up and read!

Wilhelm-Scream
04-15-2006, 12:25 PM
I'm sure you can figure out the positives to that.huh?
:confused:
I don't get it.

ShadowBoxing
04-15-2006, 12:26 PM
I believe they can actually control genital contractions if they really work at it, which I'm sure you can figure out the positives to that.Yeah

guitarsingerguy
04-15-2006, 12:28 PM
huh?
:confused:
I don't get it.

You see the girl takes her.....and the man does his......ahh forget it!!!!! :o

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 12:29 PM
You see the girl takes her.....and the man does his......ahh forget it!!!!! :o


[Michael Bolton]When a man loves a woman.....[/Michael Bolton]

Wilhelm-Scream
04-15-2006, 12:30 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/bloodpressure1-7-05.jpg

:(

Carter
04-15-2006, 12:32 PM
this website is oversexed

*goes off to Natalie Portman thread

tzarinna
04-15-2006, 01:17 PM
I think most of the chicks on here are kind of young, kind of like the guys. It maybe a bit much to discuss. Even the starter of the thread has left

guitarsingerguy
04-15-2006, 01:18 PM
I think most of the chicks on here are kind of young, kind of like the guys. It maybe a bit much to discuss. Even the starter of the thread has left

There's more older folks on here then you'd at first suspect.

tzarinna
04-15-2006, 01:19 PM
True, mostly guys.

ShadowBoxing
04-15-2006, 01:36 PM
I think most of the chicks on here are kind of young, kind of like the guys. It maybe a bit much to discuss. Even the starter of the thread has leftI have no problem with these discussions, just not very interested though

oakzap425
04-15-2006, 01:39 PM
ME not posting in the thread doesn't mean I'm gone or too youn to understand.

I'm 22, yes I've done them, and I was reading fanfiction...

ShadowBoxing
04-15-2006, 01:42 PM
and I am going running in like 20 minutes so I definitely won't be here

Dorian Gray
04-15-2006, 01:47 PM
I think most of the chicks on here are kind of young, kind of like the guys. It maybe a bit much to discuss. Even the starter of the thread has left


Seems like a personal thing to me...so I don't really bother but thats doesn't mean I'm a yougen, just uninterested.

tzarinna
04-15-2006, 02:43 PM
I said it was a bit much to discuss, not that you didn't get it. It's really a topic close girlfriends discuss really. But I don't really care,else I would've gone into further detail myself.

Immortalfire
04-15-2006, 02:49 PM
[Michael Bolton]When a man loves a woman.....[/Michael Bolton] If you were as cool as I thought you were, you'd have written that as Percy Sledge singing.

tzarinna
04-15-2006, 02:49 PM
..and was directing the young part to folks that shouldn't behaving sex, there are alot of teens and younger on the site.

guitarsingerguy
04-15-2006, 02:52 PM
I said it was a bit much to discuss, not that you didn't get it. It's really a topic close girlfriends discuss really. But I don't really care,else I would've gone into further detail myself.

Well, oakzap started the thread, and I'm not sure if you noticed. That chick is crazy. :o

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 02:55 PM
If you were as cool as I thought you were, you'd have written that as Percy Sledge singing.


More people are familiar with Michael Bolton.:(

Dorian Gray
04-15-2006, 02:56 PM
I said it was a bit much to discuss, not that you didn't get it. It's really a topic close girlfriends discuss really. But I don't really care,else I would've gone into further detail myself.



..and was directing the young part to folks that shouldn't behaving sex, there are alot of teens and younger on the site.


I have no problem with this type of discussion, I just think its a bit on a personal level and discussing it here isn't going to warrent a mature response regardless of age.

I also agree with you that there are many youngens on this site that shoudln't be having sex untill the become a little more responsible.

....but I digress, really? this thread was only created because of the Penis Workout Thread.

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 02:58 PM
I have no problem with this type of discussion, I just think its a bit on a personal level and discussing it here isn't going to warrent a mature response regardless of age.

I also agree with you that there are many youngens on this site that shoudln't be having sex untill the become a little more responsible.

....but I digress, really? this thread was only created because of the Penis Workout Thread.


Which should be closed as well.

Dorian Gray
04-15-2006, 03:01 PM
Which should be closed as well.


Yea, agree with you on that one...I think we had enough of penis and vagina health today.

BTW, who is getting his eyes trashed in your avatar?

POWdER-man
04-15-2006, 03:05 PM
ME not posting in the thread doesn't mean I'm gone or too youn to understand.

I'm 22, yes I've done them, and I was reading fanfiction...

I thought you said you were a virgin....

tzarinna
04-15-2006, 03:07 PM
I'm amazed it will be discussed, anywhere from "Do you put pasta sauce on your fries" to "Do you wipe".

Do you wipe or how you wipe went on for awhile,but not longer than the fries.

Dorian Gray
04-15-2006, 03:11 PM
I'm amazed it will be discussed, anywhere from "Do you put pasta sauce on your fries" to "Do you wipe".

Do you wipe or how you wipe went on for awhile,but not longer than the fries.

There have been many threads discussing twisted topics.

We even had a "for men only" topic about shaving your genitals...its a long running and on going thread that pops back up every now and then.

The length of these topics never surprise me on these boards

Holly Goodhead
04-15-2006, 03:22 PM
There have been many threads discussing twisted topics.

We even had a "for men only" topic about shaving your genitals...its a long running and on going thread that pops back up every now and then.

The length of these topics never surprise me on these boards

Then dont read them.

Dorian Gray
04-15-2006, 03:28 PM
Then dont read them.


I normally don't..

hey yo its sean
04-15-2006, 03:29 PM
Keep it up.

Jager X
04-15-2006, 04:25 PM
kegels for men allows us to experience stronger orgasms and shoot the load further(to those that like that ****).

and to the guy with the tiger avatar,female are able to grab your ding-a-ling with their vagina(an orgasmic vice-grip)

guitarsingerguy
04-15-2006, 04:27 PM
kegels for men allows us to experience stronger orgasms and shoot the load further(to those that like that ****).

and to the guy with the tiger avatar,female are able to grab your ding-a-ling with their vagina(an orgasmic vice-grip)

I'm pretty sure Wilhelm wasn't serious. If he was.....what the **** dude? :confused:

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 04:45 PM
kegels for men allows us to experience stronger orgasms and shoot the load further(to those that like that ****).

and to the guy with the tiger avatar,female are able to grab your ding-a-ling with their vagina(an orgasmic vice-grip)


Not necessary dude.

Jager X
04-15-2006, 04:46 PM
how's this for necessary:i did kegels for a week and shot my eye out.

Darthphere
04-15-2006, 04:47 PM
how's this for necessary:i did kegels for a week and shot my eye out.


:marv:

Jager X
04-15-2006, 04:48 PM
:marv:

my face looked just like that except another bandage was covering my left eye.

oakzap425
04-15-2006, 10:31 PM
I thought you said you were a virgin....




...What does me being a virgin have to do with Kegel exercises...?

oakzap425
04-15-2006, 10:32 PM
Well, oakzap started the thread, and I'm not sure if you noticed. That chick is crazy. :o



What the hell? :confused:

Jager X
04-16-2006, 05:24 AM
what the hell indeed.

Mr. Credible
04-16-2006, 08:34 AM
kegels for men allows us to experience stronger orgasms and shoot the load further(to those that like that ****).

and to the guy with the tiger avatar, female are able to grab your ding-a-ling with their vagina(an orgasmic vice-grip)

hells yeah. sleeping with a woman who does those exercises is incredible.

New Shh! user.
04-16-2006, 08:37 AM
I do kegels it helps me control my premature ejaculation problem.

Holly Goodhead
04-16-2006, 11:13 AM
I do kegels it helps me control my premature ejaculation problem.

Now if you could only control shutting the **** up..we'd be set.

Jager X
04-16-2006, 04:51 PM
^ ^ ^
he sucks that bad?

New Shh! user.
04-16-2006, 06:08 PM
Now if you could only control shutting the **** up..we'd be set.

godamn u so hot when you're like this. Aaaaaah yeh.