You know you're a true gamer when...

[Hellboy Jr.]

...You've actually played all 999 levels of Populous

...You've spent more money on your game station and library then you have on your car

...You've learned how to play your favorite game music on an instrument

...You've literally gotten to the point where you can play a game level with your eyes closed

anyone got any more?

[XwolverineX]

...You've actually played all 999 levels of Populous

...You've spent more money on your game station and library then you have on your car

...You've learned how to play your favorite game music on an instrument

...You've literally gotten to the point where you can play a game level with your eyes closed

anyone got any more?


Yep, since I don't have a car.


I can't play an instrument.


Champions:RTA



No.

[Carter]

I started teaching myself the MGS theme on my guitar
But I'm not even close to a true gamer

[Sandman138]

- You own an NES, NES top-loader, and a Famicom.

[The Riddler]

when you have every pokemon possible on a new pokemon game.

[Jager X]

you know you're a true gamer when you've used up 85% of your life force blowing into cartridges.

[Mentok]

I can play the main Katamari theme on Guitar... and Mario and a few Zelda tunes.

[Mentok]

Ummm... In the middle of a conversation you say 'Loading, please wait.' Then stare into space for 10 seconds?

[Sandman138]

I can play the main Katamari theme on Guitar... and Mario and a few Zelda tunes.

Oh sure, you can play the main theme, but what about the others? That takes true devotion to crazy ass concept gaming.

[Mentok]

Oh sure, you can play the main theme, but what about the others? That takes true devotion to crazy ass concept gaming.

I tried some of the others... you need to be on drugs.

[Sandman138]

Weak excuse, obviously you need an increase in your narcotics intake.:o

[DrugDealer]

When you realize that most of Sony's star games are giant piles of crap. Metal gear, Final Fantasy, all those terrible naughty dog games, the generic crap that isn't even worth mentioning (which is bad, since "generic crap" makes up about 99% of sony's star titles), all of them suck. It may also occur when you realize that generally, japanese developers are incapable of introducing a decent narrative these days, especially one that isn't presented with all the skill of a high school film student, and are ALMOST incapable of new ideas, though there are some exceptions.

[Electro UK]

...You've actually played all 999 levels of Populous

...You've spent more money on your game station and library then you have on your car

...You've learned how to play your favorite game music on an instrument

...You've literally gotten to the point where you can play a game level with your eyes closed

anyone got any more?

God no. I won Populous in a cereal competition. I gave up when that bint got trapped and I couldn't use her powers.

I don't have a car... so I guess I do spend more money on games

I have the MGS theme on my phone... does that count?

I could play MGS2 asleep, let alone with my eyes closed.

[Mentok]

I see your AIDS are getting worse :(

[JackBauer]

when you've actually beaten Pitfall.

[lars573]

...You buy a penny arcade shirt that says "Jesus is my guild leader".
...You go on a 20 minute rant about how EA is the work of f**king Satan.
...You go on a 40 minute rant about how casual gamers are ruining games.
...You pay for WoW.
...You pay for FFXI.

[dr venture]

you beat pac-man

[theoneandonly]

you start talking and acting like you are from guild wars (ew)

instead of money you call it "gold" or "gold pieces"

[WhatsHisFace]

You know you're a true gamer when you vote politics based on games.

...you boycott EA.

...you hate California.

...you want to know Warren Spector's opinion before you make your own.

...you're not impressed by tech demos.

...you know how to build your console.

...you've downloaded all the Half-Life patches.

...you know which engine your games use.

...you know that nothing's ever "confirmed".

...you expected Duke Nukem Forever to come out before it was actually a joke.

...you buy the SE of all games.

...you never buy used.

...you quote your heroes quite frequently.

...you can guess when the next game in a series will come out before it's announced.

...you actually play Morrowind.

...you skip meals and sleep to keep playing.

[XwolverineX]

You know you're a true gamer when you vote politics based on games.

...you boycott EA. Nope.

...you hate California. Nope.

...you want to know Warren Spector's opinion before you make your own. Nope.

...you're not impressed by tech demos. I am impressed with tech demo's.

...you know how to build your console. NO! :eek:

...you've downloaded all the Half-Life patches. Never played HL.

...you know which engine your games use. Sometimes.

...you know that nothing's ever "confirmed". Yep. :)

...you expected Duke Nukem Forever to come out before it was actually a joke. Huh?

...you buy the SE of all games. SE?

...you never buy used. I do, but rarely.

...you quote your heroes quite frequently. Definately.

...you can guess when the next game in a series will come out before it's announced. Yeah. Sometimes.

...you actually play Morrowind. OBLIVION PWNZ!!!!11

...you skip meals and sleep to keep playing. Gaming > Sleep, eating, school.


Not a true-gamer in all aspects. :(

[Spidey-Bat]

when you have every pokemon possible on a new pokemon game.

I was so close on my Blue version:(

[XwolverineX]

I was so close on my Blue version:(



Me in Yellow. But then I traded with a blue and Red and it made my game go crazy. :(

[TheCardPlayer]

I still say DNF will come out. Not only that but it will come out next year...I hope.

[WhatsHisFace]

I was so close on my Blue version:(
I got them all in Blue. :up: I even got Mew from the Yellow one.

[XwolverineX]

I got them all in Blue. :up: I even got Mew from the Yellow one.


Damn, I wish I didn't **** my yellow up.

[The Riddler]

note, i stated in a NEW pokemon game, meaning you need to catch all 350+ pokemon or however many they have now.

[WhatsHisFace]

note, i stated in a NEW pokemon game, meaning you need to catch all 350+ pokemon or however many they have now.
You're not allowed to play Pokemon after you turn 13. :down

[DrugDealer]

Ugh, is he still here? He was like the ravager with a broken keyboard.

[블라스]

Real gamers died with the Super Nintendo.
Everyone after that, including me, is just a poser.

[DrugDealer]

Except for me.

[theoneandonly]

i understand you gammy but then you see some people and they just play games non-stop

[Electro UK]

Real gamers died with the Super Nintendo.
Everyone after that, including me, is just a poser.

I download SNES games and play them...does that count? :(

[theoneandonly]

o electro do you have maximum carnage

[BizarroAids]

You eat mushrooms in hopes of growing bigger.......:O

[theoneandonly]

lol good 1 spidey man

[블라스]

You are all now super hardcore games, and I love you all again.

I just posted that out of anger....anger that was caused by me watching Hostel, one of the worst movies ever.

[theoneandonly]

why isnt hostel good i havent seen it now seeing your post i dont want to but why was it bad

[WhatsHisFace]

Real gamers died with the Super Nintendo.
Everyone after that, including me, is just a poser.
That's the best thing you ever said.

[블라스]

why isnt hostel good i havent seen it now seeing your post i dont want to but why was it bad

Why is it bad?
Because there's no horror whatsoever, just cheap gory shocks, bad acting, racism, the typical american jackass hero, the token "caaaaa-razy!" foreigner character, the token "Oh, I'm so sensitive I won't bang this incredibly hot european girl" stupid writer guy, some NU metal or whatever, and the most overrated piece of **** fanboy director ever, who should just stop making movies and try to finish high school :mad:

[블라스]

That's the best thing you ever said.

Seems that anger brings out the best in me :(

[WhatsHisFace]

Start an "EvilGamera" account where you just harass everything.

[블라스]

Hahaha that would actually be awesome :D

[theoneandonly]

racism?

[블라스]

Yeah, cause if they're from an obscure, small European country, they must be blood-crazy freaks who'll do anything for an american dollar.

[theoneandonly]

aaaa now i get you

[Electro UK]

...when you get the hand cannon on Resident Evil 4

Oh and yes I do have Maximum Carnage

[WhatsHisFace]

...you pick up weapons by running over them.

[Roughneck]

- You drink Coffee out of an 8 cup measuring cup so you don't have to get up to re-fill it so you and a buddy can play through Final Fantasy Tactics in one sitting.

- The memory is broken on your Super Metroid Cartidge so you have to play through that in one sitting

- You wish you still had a TurboGraphix 16

- you still prefer your old SNES to an emulator

- Once SNES went the way of the dodo, the guy at the video store practically gives you FF3 cause you rented it all the time.

- You want them to make another Mutant League Game

- You wake up at night thinking you are playing a game.

- You get really excited over a game featurning a bunch of disney characters (Kingdom Hearts)

- You can pass all the SeeD tests without trying

- You got Blisters from playing Skate or Die on NES

- You wet your pants when you got an NES for your 4th Christmas.

- You have put off doing other miportant things cause you can't find a save point.


All of these are true in my case.

[Electro UK]

- You drink Coffee out of an 8 cup measuring cup so you don't have to get up to re-fill it so you and a buddy can play through Final Fantasy Tactics in one sitting.

- The memory is broken on your Super Metroid Cartidge so you have to play through that in one sitting

- You wish you still had a TurboGraphix 16

- you still prefer your old SNES to an emulator

- Once SNES went the way of the dodo, the guy at the video store practically gives you FF3 cause you rented it all the time.

- You want them to make another Mutant League Game

- You wake up at night thinking you are playing a game.

- You get really excited over a game featurning a bunch of disney characters (Kingdom Hearts)

- You can pass all the SeeD tests without trying

- You got Blisters from playing Skate or Die on NES

- You wet your pants when you got an NES for your 4th Christmas.

- You have put off doing other miportant things cause you can't find a save point.


All of these are true in my case.

See Mentok's sig :up:

[hulkamania85]

When the tune to Megaman levels pop into your head at random times of the day.

When you're nearing the end of a test and the Megaman 2 boss theme comes in.

When you hear ganado mentioned in class and all you can think of is "un forestero!"

[Mentok]

You know you're a true gamer when you have an old 3DO system in the back of the closet.

[D.Rex]

You know the entire plot of the Mortal Kombat series.
You played and beaten every Sonic the Hedgehog game since the original.
You needed a plumber so you called Mario's plumbing just because he's named Mario and the off chance he has a mustache and a taller brother.
You've played Halo 2 so much that, well you've played Halo 2 too much.
And time means nothing to you when you're racing cars at 200 mph on Need for Speed Undergound 2.

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

You creep about like Snake and hide in cardboard boxes when on the razz

[villejo]

You continuously get in trouble for playing all the time.

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

You continuously get in trouble for playing all the time.

Amen:- My Dad picked up the TV and pretty much chokeslammed it onto my PSX out of frustration for my 9 hour long sessions in high school.

Needless to say, both items were fubar'd beyond all recognition.

[BizarroAids]

You scream Princess Zeldas name when you are with your girlfriend...:o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Feel an urge to hop into a parked car while walking down the street but then see a faster-looking car and start walking towards it instead

desire to roll up everthing you see into a ball

if someone poked your thumb tips with a needle you wouldn't feel it

when you get on the bus your first urge is to push "select" so you can look through your inventory for your bus pass

have stacks of unfinished games because you can't help but buy new ones even though you have yet to finish the other 5 stacks of games you haven't finished yet because you've spent so much time trying to finish another stack of games

continue to pay your monthly fees on Asheron's Call, Everquest, Everquest 2, Dark Age of Camelot, Shadowbane, Anarchy Online, Star Wars Galaxies, FFXI, Lineage, City of Heroes and World of Warcraft even though you only play one of 'em, just because you can't stand the thought of all your level 60's being deleted.

[SLVRSR4]

Played HALO you start calling close friends by their characters name in everyday occurences. Trying to assinate them and then say you hada overshield charging up:o OH and pokemon been there:o

[WhatsHisFace]

You have 2 gigs of videogame music.

[SLVRSR4]

Zelda mostly?

[WhatsHisFace]

Actually, I don't have Zelda at all. :O

[Hellboy Jr.]

- You wish you still had a TurboGraphix 16

- you still prefer your old SNES to an emulator

- You want them to make another Mutant League Game

- You wake up at night thinking you are playing a game.

- You get really excited over a game featurning a bunch of disney characters (Kingdom Hearts)

- You can pass all the SeeD tests without trying

- You have put off doing other miportant things cause you can't find a save point.
got these covered :)

[Hellboy Jr.]

You know you're a true gamer when you have an old 3DO system in the back of the closet.
wouldn't it be more impressive if it was hooked up and still regularly used?

which would be more impressive, 3DO or CDi?

[Sandman138]

Commodore 64

[Elijya]

You've actually recieved the ranking of Big Boss in Metal Gear Solid

[Sandman138]

You eat mushrooms in hopes of growing bigger.......:O

It actually works... if you have the right kinda shrooms.;)

[Sandman138]

You have played through every possible cast of characters in Chrono Cross.

[Elijya]

You've gotten every Chrono Trigger ending on the same save file

[Elijya]

you've maxed out the Sphere grid in FFX