Batman Comic Scenes Or: The Hose of Awesomeness

[CConn]

I'll be honest, the only reason I made this thread is cause I stumbled upon a (slightly forgotten) Batman scene that I really really like. But, I felt, it really didn't go in the "best pictures" thread as the pictures really aren't all that impressive, but it had to be posted, so once I got home from my local Denny's I decided a new thread would be the best course of action...probably. And that is the sole reason this ****er exists.

Of course, don't think I don't have any confidence in this thread to continue beyond this post, cause I do have that confidence. I have so much confidence in this thread, I'm an ego manic. In any case, it may just end up me posting pages if you people are all too lazy and whatnot to download and/or scan your personal favorite scenes, but I don't care. Happy Easter.

As I said, this isn't exactly from a brand new comic, but Detective #809 released last summer (I think). The arc wasn't that hot, but boy did this scene own. Maybe a little too Punisher-esque, but I'm easy to please. Oh, and dudes, lets keep this to like 3-4 pages at most - any more than that might be illegal possibly.

PS - I just realized I may have already posted this in the picture thread a year ago.

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2021/detectivecomics809pg01small5pk.jpg

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3263/detectivecomics809pg02small9hf.jpg

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2674/detectivecomics809pg03small6ba.jpg

[Morgoth]

The HOSE of Awesomeness?

[CConn]

I was gonna put House but then I decided I liked Hose better.

[Zaphod]

Damn, always a reminder that when he wants to, Batman can be one real as$hole in getting the job done. Also, did anyone else thing that was alittle too close to 'bondage' for comfort? Where's Zev when you need him...

[zer00]

Think he had his way with her?

[CConn]

Zev or Zed? Cause Zed is dead. Batman however is free to continue his bondage/rape/eyehole sex. I gotta get more scenes.

[CConn]

Ah. This is going well. This particular scene is from Morrison and McKean's Arkham Asylum. An absolutely fantastic book that I will probably hate you for not owning.

If you do own it, I merely dislike you intensely. :)

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4930/arkhamasylum0077it.jpg

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4336/arkhamasylum0081xg.jpg

[The Last Meatbag]

Transvestite Joker is the craziest Joker of all :o

[Fledermaus]

Here's a sweet scene from Batman Year 2

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/Sam655321/Year2Bats.jpg

[LennonMcCartney]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5705/batman80pagegiant1015li.jpg

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1704/batman80pagegiant1020se.jpg

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6430/batman80pagegiant1035lr.jpg

[LennonMcCartney]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9831/batman80pagegiant1048ie.jpg
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5869/batman80pagegiant1050gy.jpghttp://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1824/batman80pagegiant1065bv.jpg
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1118/batman80pagegiant1078cg.jpg

[LennonMcCartney]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4708/batman80pagegiant1083xj.jpg
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/664/batman80pagegiant1099dr.jpg
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1164/batman80pagegiant1102ow.jpg

[LennonMcCartney]

I love that story. Too bad that was some of the worst posting I've done. Apologies for the lack of consistency. I'll post higher resolution pictures of any of the pages if you'd like.

[LennonMcCartney]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1347/batmanspidey090yw.jpg

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6403/batmanspidey105us.jpg

[LennonMcCartney]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9675/batmanspidey128og.jpg

[LennonMcCartney]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3918/batmanspidey165ib.jpg

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6830/batmanspidey179uy.jpg














http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1983/batmanspidey185hu.jpg

[LennonMcCartney]

Yeah, the Spiderman/Batman thing is kind of awesome, kind of cheesey. Though it was a little cool though. Sorry about the inconsistently again, especially with the last shot.

[LennonMcCartney]

Oh shoot, I didn't read to the top of the thread until now. Well, the one Batman story came from an 80 page special, so it can't be that bad...

[CConn]

Here's a sweet scene from Batman Year 2

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/Sam655321/Year2Bats.jpgThat's awesome. I could almost see Bale's Batman saying that line.

[CConn]

This scene comes from Robin #9. I found it to be a nice little exibit of Batman and Robin's partnership. Albeit cliche.

http://img2.imagepile.net/images/928563874.jpg

http://img2.imagepile.net/images/909381898.jpg

[zer00]

queer:(

[CConn]

But Batman wasn't even supposed to know Robin was in the building. :(

That's awesomeness on Batman's part. :(

But yeah, :(

[Rynan]

Joker owns Batman :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/Rynan/MondayMay01200611c.gif

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Wow.....looking at this thread, I'm surprised to learn one thing.

I thought the Riddler was gay. Who knew he wasn't.

Great posts by the way. Batman's awesomeness. From this point foward, i shall be known as Admiral Awesome.

[zer00]

Joker always owns batman

why?

...fashion

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Well, flashy works.

[titan101]

Joker owns Batman :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/Rynan/MondayMay01200611c.gifwhy does it look so puffy?

[zer00]

*cough*@old non-funny today joke

[ToddIsDead]

For a really, really awesome Joker scene, someone should scan the scene from IC # 7. I'd do it, but I won't. Just because.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

I'm opting to simply post this one page, simply b/c it's ****ing funny by itself. Joker got shot in the face, Jimbo got hit with laughing gas.....and Batman just tosses Joker into a dumpster. Gansta'!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/McAlice01/batmanpreview007.jpg

[Rynan]

I'm opting to simply post this one page, simply b/c it's ****ing funny by itself. Joker got shot in the face, Jimbo got hit with laughing gas.....and Batman just tosses Joker into a dumpster. Gansta'!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/McAlice01/batmanpreview007.jpg

Great Panel, though I hope The Joker's plan wasn't just to kill Gordon. Too simple in my opinion.

Anyway, since I have the opportunity, I wanted to bring this up. What's with The Joker's suit? I mean, after seeing the Joker in "Five-way", I was left wondering "why didn't they keep that suit design?". It was up to date with current fashion. It did away with out of style bola tie and the horrendous clashing yellow vest. Heck, his spats where even green. I don't know why they reverted. Maybe they wanted him in more of "costume", to make him stand-out or to express more of his "clowniness". It's just something I turn over in my head sometimes.

And to make up for talking about The Joker in a Batman thread, I offer this as atonement.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/Rynan/MondayMay0820063.gif

Batman is pain.

[Comic Book Boy]

queer:(
Not really.

[zer00]

Not really.

hmmmm

ah

Kerry sucks

[ChrisBaleBatman]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ToddIsDead]

You bumped this thread just to laugh? Someone needs to post another picture. I would if I weren't such a lazy bastard.

[batmaluco]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/Dark_Knight_Returns.jpg

[boywondernerdDC]

great scene

[ChrisBaleBatman]

wowwy.

[CConn]

Here's a page from There's No Hope in Crime Alley (Detective #457). I really love the characterization of Batman in it...

http://img8.imagepile.net/img8/9224tnhica1.jpg

[Soap]

I'm opting to simply post this one page, simply b/c it's ****ing funny by itself. Joker got shot in the face, Jimbo got hit with laughing gas.....and Batman just tosses Joker into a dumpster. Gansta'!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/McAlice01/batmanpreview007.jpg

Awesome! :up:

[Soap]

And to make up for talking about The Joker in a Batman thread, I offer this as atonement.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/Rynan/MondayMay0820063.gif

Batman is pain.
I love that part! :up:

[CConn]

http://img12.imagepile.net/img12/24289b1.jpg
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[CConn]

http://img12.imagepile.net/img12/68336b3.jpg
http://img12.imagepile.net/img12/72451b4.jpg

[Cobblepot]

Some scenes I really like:







http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/951/dcnewfrontier3of646kl5.jpg

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3313/longhalloweenchap01028mu2.jpg

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/418/batman44306yw6.jpg

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9764/batman472pg14fe5.jpg

[Cobblepot]

And this little story:

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7074/blz40yr8.jpg

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/1438/blz41cn8.jpg

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8892/blz42xo5.jpg

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8366/blz46fs5.jpg

[Bat-Hombre]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7307/batman40002ez8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4809/batman40003fs5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6966/batman40004gc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Bat-Hombre]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8541/batman40005am4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2108/batman4000607sm7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1094/batman40009uq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

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[Hunter Rider]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3918/batmanspidey165ib.jpg

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6830/batmanspidey179uy.jpg














http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1983/batmanspidey185hu.jpg

Is this available in TPB ?

[Mister J]

Is this available in TPB ?
It's the second of two one-shots by DeMatteis.
http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/series/batman/batman-spiderman.htm
http://www.thebatsquad.net/batman/teamups/spidermannewage.htm