"Superman Returns is a true epic!" (just for kicks)

[Naite22]

All right, the movie isn't too far away now, and as we all know it'll be reviewed by hundreds all around the world! They always make their little lines in the newspapers, like

"Returns is a winner!"-New York times.

You know something like that.. What would you want to see written in these little one liners in magazines and in television??? Just for kicks.. If you can come up with a better thread at this point in time, please make them, but until then, give this a try:)

[Kane]

Ebert and Roper give it :up: :up:

[Metropolis_Man]

"It was the first time I cried during a film"- Ebert.

[BareKnucklez]

Ebert and Roper give it :up: :up:


LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOO BECAUSE THEY NORMALLY LIKE SUCKY MOVIES!
They both loved Episode 1 for example! :)

[Kane]

Wut chu talkin bout Willis!?

They liked Nolan's Batman.

[superkong 500]

"Brandon routh is superman!"

"superman returns is truly spectacular!"-Times magazine

"WE believe again a man can fly!"-Wallstreet journal

[Kane]

Okay screw this thread.

Honestly Id rather not jinx it..

Theres too much riding on this movie.

[CGHulk]

"Not as good as Episode 1." -Ebert

Just kidding!! :D

[SolidSnakeMGS]

"I was wrong. Routh rules."

- Old Guy

"I was also wrong. Sorry"

- Whack Arnolds

:)

[BareKnucklez]

Wut chu talkin bout Willis!?

They liked Nolan's Batman.

lol I don't trust their reviews... They have liked so many bad bad movies since they have been together, and when Siskel was around he had better taste in movies then Ebert.

[BareKnucklez]

"Not as good as Episode 1." -Ebert

Just kidding!! :D


lol heh his review would probably look more like this.. "Routh is the best thing since Jar Jar Binks!" -Ebert :up:

[Man-E-Toys]

i would like to see, "best super-hero movie ever!"

[Naite22]

If we come up with some good ones, MAYBE we'll see something similar to that when it comes around!:) Here's a couple of mine!

"Breathtaking doesn't even BEGIN to describe just how big of an impact this movie will make on you!"

"It's just as revolutional as the very first superman!"

"Spider-who!!?:)"

[Metropolis_Man]

"Superman Returns was phenomenal, give us Bizzaro for the sequel!" - Metropolis Man

[Naite22]

"Cristopher Reeve did fantastic in his returning role as the man of steel!"

[Mr. Vice]

"In Routh, We Trust"

-Superhero Hype

;)

[The Game]

''Welling would have been better''- as quoted by the whole world

[Mr. Vice]

''Welling would have been a better candidate for Lois Lane than Kate Bosworth''- as quoted by the whole world

Oh so very true:D

[The Game]

Oh so very true:D

False

[Mr. Vice]

True dat

Yeah, I know....

[The Game]

Yeah, I know....

*sigh*

You have to step your game up if you hope to survive on this board.

[Mr. Vice]

*sigh*

You have to step your game up if you hope to survive on this board.

:confused: Oh really? I don't remember you settin' up any Monopoly boards.

[The Game]

:confused: Oh really? I don't remember you settin' up any Monopoly boards.

well that response was a flop.

[Mr. Vice]

well that response was a flop.

:o Not much more than your mom in bed...

[Metropolis_Man]

*sigh*

You have to step your game up if you hope to survive on this board.

Is it time to play the game yet?

"Routh created a sonic boom, how was that possible?"- Entertainment Weekly

[The Game]

:o Not much more than your mom in bed...

ha ha, mom jokes I see the big guns are out, funny how people with no wit take the easy route.

[The Game]

Is it time to play the game yet?

Lol, I like that.

[Metropolis_Man]

Lol, I like that.

I hope he doesn't go with that King of Kings thing, The Game is much better. ANyways, back on topic...

"Passionate, brave and as epic as the original" Be good to see something like that.

[Mr. Vice]

ha ha, mom jokes I see the big guns are out, funny how people with no wit take the easy route.
I have no wit? And this coming from the same guy who thinks f@ckin Welling is a better Superman than Routh?

[romeogbs19]

"The King has returned!"

"X-Men's last stand indeed!"

[The Game]

I have no wit? And this coming from the same guy who thinks f@ckin Welling is a better Superman than Routh?

Where did I explicitly say that I thought Welling was a better Superman that Routh?!? please show me proof or be on your way.

[Naite22]

"Routh must have the abillity to fly in real life, cause there's NO WAY that it could look that good!!!"

[Metropolis_Man]

"Routh must have the abillity to fly in real life, cause there's NO WAY that it could look that good!!!"

Nice, I like this one:up: :)

[SolidSnakeMGS]

"They wanted us to believe that a man could fly again...

They've succeeded with flying colors."

[Fatboy Roberts]

uhm..

this thread sort of frightens me. Thought I should let you guys know that. Thanks :)

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

That $#!% was TIGHT !!!!
-Pookey Johnson, South East, DC

[Showtime]

???

[Metropolis_Man]

"Did you just say go mom, Superman Returns was amazing' - Dale Gribble

[Naite22]

uhm..

this thread sort of frightens me. Thought I should let you guys know that. Thanks :)
Just stay out of it then:up:

[Fatboy Roberts]

It's like watching a horror movie. But go ahead and write up fake critic quotes that don't exist for a movie that's not out, because it so obviously belongs in a forum designed for discussion of the movie itself. :)

I like being scared :)

There is some untapped comedy potential in here though. I'll keep popping in to see if some funny breaks out. Intentionally funny, I mean. But I will be quiet until that happens.

Thanks again :)

[Showtime]

I was going to try my hand at this thread, but then I got nervous.

[Excel]

"SUPERMAN FLIES AGAIN"

"SUPERMAN RETURNS - REALLY"

"able to shatter box office records in a single bound"

"lOOK! UP ON THE SCREEN!

[DocLathropBrown]

"The best picture of the year." - Everybody, including the Academy. :p

[Naite22]

Why are you guys nervous?? It's JUST-FOR-KICKS!!!... How about this

"Bryan's Superman Returns makes my work on the spider-man movies seem inferior!"
-Sam Raimi-

[Agnarr]

"Superman: The Movie set the bar for comic book adaptations. Superman Returns lifts the bar the only way Superman could: to the stratosphere. A phenomenal film."

Hey Naite, this is what, the 3rd post today behinds yours? Haha, weird.

[SuperDaniel]

I`d like to see people refering to the day they watched Superman Returns as "The day i became i kid again!"

"You didn`t just believe a man could fly. You swore to god he was flying!"

[SolidSnakeMGS]

MY GOD, it's the weirdestest night I' ve ever seen on the Hype. Really. Strange.

Who the **** is Pookey Johnson?? ****!

[SuperDaniel]

"I had to tie my jaw to the face with my belt because it dropped so many times!!" :D

[DOO BEE]

"It's a bird, its's a plane, NO! IT SUPERMAN, the hero icon return is true epic syle!"
- Doo Bee

[blksuperman2]

lol heh his review would probably look more like this.. "Routh is the best thing since Jar Jar Binks!" -Ebert :up:

LOL:)

[Naite22]

This is too fun:)

[Mr. Vice]

"WHOA..."
-Keanu Reeves


:p

[Naite22]

"WHOA..."
-Keanu Reeves


:p
HAHAHAHA!!!:up:

[Naite22]

"BRILLIANT MOVIE! But I thought Marlon Brando was dead!?"

[explode7]

OR how about guys,

"Superman Returns an epic Materpiece" - explode7
"Singer has really outone himself" - explode7
"Five stars" - explode7

[Yellow Cyclone]

"Even I can't find anything wrong with this!" - Harry, AICN.com ;)

[Naite22]

"You haven't seen a superhero movie until you've seen RETURNS!"-Richard Donner!

[explode7]

Nah too common and absurd.

[explode7]

How about
"Get your hands away from the DVD/VHS/PSP/IPOD player and go see this movie" - ME

[Naite22]

^hehe not bad.

[scifiwolf]

"BRILLIANT MOVIE! But I thought Marlon Brando was dead!?"While he's been dead for two of our years, he's been dead for many thousands of his years...

;) :p

[SolidSnakeMGS]

"Even I can't find anything wrong with this!" - Harry, AICN.com ;)

More like, "I LUV this movie and they didn't even have to bribe me with set visits or pwesents. I think I LUV it more than my new girlfriend. Did I mention I have a girlfriend now? Ok, gotta go, Tarantino is calling me!"
- Harry from AICN.

[tabLengle]

Singer has created a retread of Richard Donner's Superman, lacking all creativity - the general movie audience.

[Yellow Cyclone]

More like, "I LUV this movie and they didn't even have to bribe me with set visits or pwesents. I think I LUV it more than my new girlfriend. Did I mention I have a girlfriend now? Ok, gotta go, Tarantino is calling me!"
- Harry from AICN.

touche:joker:

[Seen]

"Wow, this movie rocked hard! I loved it! It was a far better movie than I could've made...Bryan Singer is a genius! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!" -- Brett Ratner

[Naite22]

"Bryan Singer's SUPERMAN is an ok popcorn flick, however had it been me making it, I would've given superman a super-mobile!" -Joel Schumacher.

[Showtime]

"I loved every minute of it, except for the plane scene, that was scary"-McG

[Mr. Vice]

"F#ck Allah! Praise Superman!"
-Al Queda Times

[TheBat812]

"I'm Rick James *****." - Rick James

[KaptainKrypton]

"I loved every minute of it, except for the plane scene, that was scary"-McG
HAHAHAHA!

[GothicPowerMix1]

"My Movie is so much better then Superman Returns" - Eminem

"Hey Bryan can you please show me how to make a good Movie"- Uwe Boll

[CGHulk]

"Loved the film, they hired the right man for the job!" -Tom Welling

"It was not as good as my masterpiece, Superman III." -Ilya Salkind

"The color red in the suit is perfect!!" -kakarot069

[The Fallen]

"Superman Returns is greater than Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Vin Desil combined"

"Superman Returns... IT"LL GET YA DRUNK!" Samuel L. Jackson

"It sucked a$$! The suit was faggy and it needed a giant spider..." Jon Peters

[Naite22]

haha^ That last one made me laugh!!!:) (screw Peter's!)

[CGHulk]

"It sucked a$$! The suit was faggy and it needed a giant spider..." Jon Peters
Hahahahahaha!!!

[The Fallen]

"It was so good, I rose from the dead to see it!" Christopher Reeve

"There's a new Superman movie?" John Movie-Goer

"I LOVE THIS MOVIE!" Tom Cruise while jumping up and down on Oprah's couch

[BareKnucklez]

"Cristopher Reeve did fantastic in his returning role as the man of steel!"


followed by.. "Oh wait that wasn't... HEY!"

[BareKnucklez]

Singer has created a retread of Richard Donner's Superman, lacking all creativity - the general movie audience.


:up:

[Naite22]

^hehe

[The Fallen]

"It was an absolute thriller! Does it really matter if Lex is Black or White? He's such a Smooth Criminal and is really Bad! I mean it's simple as ABC, Superman Returns is Off the Wall! He He! - Michael Jackson

[Naite22]

^too funny!:)

[VinnieB]

Hey i dont know if this really belongs here or if its off topic a bit but at school we spoke to a visual Effects guy and he worked on LOTR, KING KONG, etc. he is working on Superman Returns and he said i cant say much but the shots and scenes are truly out of this world and alot of stuff seems to be impossible to do.

[Naite22]

Hey i dont know if this really belongs here or if its off topic a bit but at school we spoke to a visual Effects guy and he worked on LOTR, KING KONG, etc. he is working on Superman Returns and he said i cant say much but the shots and scenes are truly out of this world and alot of stuff seems to be impossible to do.
See that puts a HUUUUGE smile on my face!.. If only I knew that you were speaking the truth!??:confused: :eek:

[dark_b]

See that puts a HUUUUGE smile on my face!.. If only I knew that you were speaking the truth!??:confused: :eek:does it matter? you know as good as i that the effects will be the best. they put so much money and time into this movie.

even B&R was having one of the best CGI.


it doesnt matter if he is telling the truth because i already know tha tthe effects will be incredible. but thanks anyway for telling us. you are one lucky guy to talk with a man who is working on movies like KK,SR and LOTR.

[VinnieB]

See that puts a HUUUUGE smile on my face!.. If only I knew that you were speaking the truth!??:confused: :eek:
Yeh i know what you mean prob think i'm making it up but thats what the guy could tell from the PREVISUALS but said he couldnt really give anything away.

[The Fallen]

Don't get my hopes up damnit! These effects better blow the Superman IV outta my head....

[Naite22]

^let's hope so, because that was B-A-D!:)

[Naite22]

Yeh i know what you mean prob think i'm making it up but thats what the guy could tell from the PREVISUALS but said he couldnt really give anything away.
But Bryan Singer also said that they will have characters doing things in this movie that has never before been seen in that size of scope... so I choose to believe you!:up:

[The Fallen]

^^ WTF??? What the hell are we gonna see that's so god-damn mind blowing? I'm not ragin' on the movie, just that I've felt I've seen all there is to see with the like of The Matrix, King Kong, LOTRs, ect.

[The Fallen]

Here's another:

"I don't care how good Superman Returns is.... YOU WILL STILL ALL KEEL BEFORE ZOD! - General Zod

[Naite22]

^^ WTF??? What the hell are we gonna see that's so god-damn mind blowing? I'm not ragin' on the movie, just that I've felt I've seen all there is to see with the like of The Matrix, King Kong, LOTRs, ect.
The first Matrix is so utterly cool... as for the sequels... you can wash them down the toilet!

[CGHulk]

The breakthroughs we'll be seeing in years to come is that CG will become even more photorealistic! The only way we'll see that happening is that computer will have to get faster! Right now there's a render for CG that is based on real physics, but computers aren't fast enough yet to use the software for production. That new software is http://www.maxwellrender.com/ Things will look even more photorealistic when they can render them more realistic, more powerful computers are needed to do that!

[The Fallen]

Aren't CG effects nowadays photo-realistic?

[dark_b]

they are ;).

we have only problems with the movement. the movement is what destroys the CGI scene.

[musclesforsupes]

"Welling is a SMASH-Ebert and Robert

[musclesforsupes]

Jk :)

[VinnieB]

you all prob wont believe me but he also said that there is a scene involving superman going for a swim to the bottom of the ocean. we will find out later when it comes out if its true but it doesnt seem like it would get cut as it seems a bit too huge to cut.

[GothicPowerMix1]

"God Damn It I Should Taken The Role When It Was Offered To Me & I Would Have Been Superman" - Josh Harnett

[neobido9999]

It was so good the cinema screen became self aware and my overpriced cinema beverage refilled itself!!

[Mr. Vice]

"GREAT MUTHAF#CKIN MOVIE!!!"
-Samuel L. Jackson

[Pickle-El]

'Mmmmiiirrrrmm m lssssupemaneeddddzzzzzzzzzzzeeeedggeissiearismtmtt tttsss, SHAAAAAAARON' -Ozzy at the Superman Premiere

[The Kid]

Tom Welling says.

"It was a fun movie. I really enjoyed it."

Oldguy says.

"Even I have to admit this is a masterpiece."

Wesyeed says.

"If bosworth's forehead wasn't so big, I would have been able to enjoy it much more. LOL, just kidding. It's a great ****ing movie. Go see it."

Robocop says.

"I was moved. If I could cry I would have."

[Excel]

"GREAT MUTHAF#CKIN MOVIE!!!"
-Samuel L. Jackson

:up:

[Excel]

"dat **** tighter then a *****es pussy"-50 cent

[Cinemaman]

"One of the greatest movie blockbusters 2006!" - Variety
"Great, epic, excellent!" - New York Times
"You will believe this man can fly again!" - Entertainment Weekly
"The best Superman movie ever made!" - USA Today
"The best summer movie!" - Rolling Stone

[explode7]

Boooooooooooooring.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

^^

Yes,you really are.

[explode7]

It takes one to know one dude.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

^^

As you have demonstrated often..you know nothing.

[explode7]

Well i don't know everything in the world. But I know everything that I need to know.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Between me and my brother..we know everthing..

go on ask me anything.

[explode7]

Really? Hmmmmmmmmmmm. There's so much questions I need to ask I don't know where to start.

[Metropolis_Man]

Whats the hypotnuse of an isocoles triangle?

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Whats the hypotnuse of an isocoles triangle?


thats one my brother knows.

:D

[explode7]

Whats the hypotnuse of an isocoles triangle?

adjacent over opposite. Am I right?

[explode7]

Wait thats a trick question.

[Metropolis_Man]

thats one my brother knows.

:D

Haha, good relpy. :up:

[Metropolis_Man]

Wait thats a trick question.

I believe your formula was correct. But then again I have no idea, because I was terrible at math. As for it being a trick question, hmm, maybe? Might need some numbers in there somewhere.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Haha, good relpy. :up:


Got to love war of the worlds dude.

[explode7]

Nah that formual isn't correct becuz thats the formula for a right angle triangle not an isoscles.

[Metropolis_Man]

Nah that formual isn't correct becuz thats the formula for a right angle triangle not an isoscles.

Oh, well, thats good either way. You know the formula's, and I applaud you for that.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

The one thing that Explode7 has just made clear..he acts stupid.

which he clearly isn't. go figure.

[db85usa]

"You will still believe a man can fly!" - USA Today.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

"flys high above the rest" - Empire magazine.

[Excel]

"The movie of the decade"-Rolling stone
"A showstopper. You cant take your eyes off it"-Time Magazine
"The biggest hero of our time brings us the greatest adventure of all time"-USA TODAY

[The Kid]

"Waaaaaaaaay better than my latest movie."

-Batman

[Mr. Thing]

I believe your formula was correct. But then again I have no idea, because I was terrible at math. As for it being a trick question, hmm, maybe? Might need some numbers in there somewhere.

Hypotenuse = opposite/adjacent

[Showtime]

"They copied my Spiderman, but it was still a treat"-Sam Raimi

[Robin91939]

Just:


SUPERMAN RETURNS



-R

[The Riddler]

"abomination".

"was this film directed by uwe boll?"

[SolidSnakeMGS]

"I am quite wrong. This film rocks and makes even Dragonball Z look lame in comparison! I'm going to sell all my toys so I can buy more tickets and see this a million times!"

- The Riddler

[GothicPowerMix1]

Forget Bryan Singer I will make a Superman Movie that will rock the house yo - "Uwe Boll"

[Cinemaman]

Forget Bryan Singer I will make a Superman Movie that will rock the house yo - "Uwe Boll"

LOL

[The Riddler]

"I am quite wrong. This film rocks and makes even Dragonball Z look lame in comparison! I'm going to sell all my toys so I can buy more tickets and see this a million times!"

- The Riddler
hahahahah.

the movie is gonna suck. :(

[ervann]

"Singer's film shows that if translated to screen properly, Superman remains the greatest and most cinematic of all Superheroes."

- Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

[Naite22]

^I like that one!:)