Do guys take the time to explain sports?

[ookami]

Whatever your pleasure, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, rugby, soccer, do you guys take the time to explain to your girlfriends or your girl friends?

[Tangled Web]

Of course. If the women takes the time to listen, then she is a keeper.

[ookami]

Of course. If the women takes the time to listen, then she is a keeper.

I love sports. Football mainly grew out of basketball it's more about money then the talent lately. I try I really do when it comes to football, but it's like when I get one ruled drilled into my head something comes along to contradict it.

[Tangled Web]

I love sports. Football mainly grew out of basketball it's more about money then the talent lately. I try I really do when it comes to football, but it's like when I get one ruled drilled into my head something comes along to contradict it.
What do you need help with? I'm sure I can explain.

[Darth Elektra]

Im a Football fan but I love Basketball and Baseball(Not really a fan of any others) but yes, I explain the rules to my girlfriend.

[ookami]

What do you need help with? I'm sure I can explain.

It's hard to explain trust me bf and exbf, father cousins everyone tries. It's more of while we're watching it. Like one time forget who was playing we'll say the Bengals and the Ravens
Ok QB throws to the endzone, let's say Ray catches it, now he catches it while his feet are in the air but he's over the endzone, TD right? The call had said he was out of bounds because his upper body landed out of bounds. I thought once your feet touched the endzone while ball was in hand it was a touchdown. Confusion!!!!!

[ookami]

Im a Football fan but I love Basketball and Baseball(Not really a fan of any others) but yes, I explain the rules to my girlfriend.

That's sweet. Ahh dammit man change yer sig! LOL!!!:)

[Childlike Wild]

I'm not qualified to answer the guy question, but I understand sports largely because my brother took the time to make his little sister less annoying when sharing the TV. He explained the rules when I asked questions (most of the time) and, uh, the world is better off for it? Sure.

[Darth Elektra]

It's hard to explain trust me bf and exbf, father cousins everyone tries. It's more of while we're watching it. Like one time forget who was playing we'll say the Bengals and the Ravens
Ok QB throws to the endzone, let's say Ray catches it, now he catches it while his feet are in the air but he's over the endzone, TD right? The call had said he was out of bounds because his upper body landed out of bounds. I thought once your feet touched the endzone while ball was in hand it was a touchdown. Confusion!!!!!

If his feet touch the ground then it is a touchdown.

[Danger Mouse]

If she needed explaining, then she's not a fan to begin with. In that situation, I wouldn't voluntarily offer my input. But if she asks, I'll gladly explain.

[Darth Elektra]

I love to hear a girl say " whats the name of the guy who throws the ball?"

[rigel7soldiers]

Guys don't even explain sports to other guys, in my experience. I have four friends who play on my school's water polo team, and I have no idea how that game works.

[Darth Elektra]

Guys don't even explain sports to other guys, in my experience. I have four friends who play on my school's water polo team, and I have no idea how that game works.

Your right, Ive never explained "sport" rules to another guy.

[ookami]

If she needed explaining, then she's not a fan to begin with. In that situation, I wouldn't voluntarily offer my input. But if she asks, I'll gladly explain.

Well DM it's not the explaining of what is football it's the understanding of it with me. I mean I can sorta follow the game but the ref's make some ass backwards calls.

I mean if she's like Danger what's a quarter-back? Stare at her, slowly turn back to the screen and ignore her until yer ready for bed. But if I said Danger...'Why did he make that call when you clearly saw....(whatever), then do I get input?

[ShadowBoxing]

Yes

[Tangled Web]

If his feet touch the ground then it is a touchdown.
He also has to have possesion of the ball. He can't be juggling it as he goes out of bounds.

[Darth Elektra]

He also has to have possesion of the ball. He can't be juggling it as he goes out of bounds.

Good point, but the way he/she made it sound he had possesion.

[ookami]

I love to hear a girl say " whats the name of the guy who throws the ball?"

Respond to her the short stop, he has to pitch the ball to the goalie so the team skate around to catch the puck so the forward can slam the ball into the bat so the jockey and the horse can score, but only if the Harry Potter's broomstick can dodge the birdie. LOL

[ookami]

Good point, but the way he/she made it sound he had possesion.

The damn thing was tucked into his chest like a baby. It slipped from one hand to the other while he was still airborne but when his back hit turf it was secure.

[Darth Elektra]

Respond to her the short stop, he has to pitch the ball to the goalie so the team skate around to catch the puck so the forward can slam the ball into the bat so the jockey and the horse can score, but only if the Harry Potter's broomstick can dodge the birdie. LOL

LOL. :up:

[Darth Elektra]

The damn thing was tucked into his chest like a baby. It slipped from one hand to the other while he was still airborne but when his back hit turf it was secure.

If he had possesion,and his feet were on the ground then it should have been called a touchdown.

NFL, Both feet have to be in bounds.
College, Only one foot has to be down in bounds.

[ookami]

If he had possesion,and his feet were on the ground then it should have been called a touchdown.

NFL, Both feet have to be in bounds.
College, Only one foot has to be down in bounds.

Feet were inbounds torso wasn't. God I hate referees!! They don't see ****e!!

[ookami]

See for all the guys who take the time to explain to us girls willing to learn I treat you all to Hustlers, drinks, lapdances and food on me. (If I had the money and transportation that is)

[Tsunulia]

Why bother explaining, just find a girl who already understands :o

FOOTBALL ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!:D

[Go Web Go!]

I've been with my current girlfriend for a little over a year and I've turned her from your basic "Huh? What's happening?" to, well, a sports fan. It was difficult to explain football, but baseball and basketball were easy to "teach." Now she's familiar with the players (even their numbers) and has even bought a few jersies for herself. *Excellent* (in best Mr. Burns voice)

[thedeadite]

i find it easy..i say.. sports suck so you don't have to worry about ever having to watch any...except for the odd hockey game maybe once a year.

[Darth Elektra]

See for all the guys who take the time to explain to us girls willing to learn I treat you all to Hustlers, drinks, lapdances and food on me. (If I had the money and transportation that is)

Lap Dances!:D

[Cyclops]

I'm usually the one who needs explanations...

But I never ask for any because I couldn't give much less of a ****.

[ookami]

Lap Dances!:D

Yup and they're on me....wait.....:up: lol

[Hades]

I'm a guy and i know little to nothing about sports.

[ookami]

I'm usually the one who needs explanations...

But I never ask for any because I couldn't give much less of a ****.

And that sound like Cyclops too..it's uncanny:O

[tzarinna]

I've been lucky, most of the guys I've dated weren't really into sports. The last two played soccer, so I've developed an interest. It's not too confusing.

[War Lord]

I'd be happy to explain it to her, if I had a girlfriend.

I'd even speak slow and use small words.

[Maxwell Smart]

I don't like any sports.

[Darth Elektra]

I'd be happy to explain it to her, if I had a girlfriend.

I'd even speak slow and use small words.

That last sentence is why you have no girl.

[KingOfDreams]

I barely know **** about sports myself.

[Danger Mouse]

Well DM it's not the explaining of what is football it's the understanding of it with me. I mean I can sorta follow the game but the ref's make some ass backwards calls.

I mean if she's like Danger what's a quarter-back? Stare at her, slowly turn back to the screen and ignore her until yer ready for bed. But if I said Danger...'Why did he make that call when you clearly saw....(whatever), then do I get input?
As I've mentioned, I'll explain if asked. I'm not gonna "****ING GODDAMN REFEREE!! IS HE BLIND??? You know what he should've done? He should'veblablablablablablabla..." while she was oblivious to all things but massaging my toes.

[War Lord]

That last sentence is why you have no girl.

When you're trying to explain complex organizations and plays like sports to people with minds that are neither complex nor organized, you have to start at the very beginning, using words that are simple, and see how much she understands.

[Danger Mouse]

When you're trying to explain complex organizations and plays like sports to people with minds that are neither complex nor organized, you have to start at the very beginning, using words that are simple, and see how much she understands.
Once in a while, when I least expect it, you come up with a statement that I can actually agree with.

:up:

[Maxwell Smart]

No option on the poll for "I don't like sports/I don't know anything about them myself"?

[Ronny Shade]

Male stereotypes when it comes to sports are a restrictive construction to keep men occupied and stagnant in an increasingly feminist world.

[DBella]

I LOVE sports. Especially Football (soccer). Besides cartoon, that's what I mostly watch on TV. So I tend to prefer men who are into sports as much as I am.

[Danger Mouse]

I LOVE sports. Especially Football (soccer). Besides cartoon, that's what I mostly watch on TV.
All geared up for June, eh? :)

[War Lord]

I LOVE sports. Especially Football (soccer). Besides cartoon, that's what I mostly watch on TV. So I tend to prefer men who are into sports as much as I am.

You don't like my pot belly that makes me look eight months pregnant?

[DBella]

All geared up for June, eh? :)
World Cup? Heck yeah!! :up:
I'll be a zombie due to time difference but who needs sleep when football's on TV! :D

[Ronny Shade]

It makes so much more sense to call soccer football than football

[DBella]

You don't like my pot belly that makes me look eight months pregnant?
Can I rub it for good luck?

[War Lord]

Can I rub it for good luck?

Just call me Buddha and purrrrr..

A little lower now.

How low can you go?

[DBella]

It makes so much more sense to call soccer football than football
My thought exactly! But no one listens to me.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Can anyone explain sports to me?

[War Lord]

It makes so much more sense to call soccer football than football

It makes more sense to call soccer metricball.

We're supposed to be metric these days.

[Ronny Shade]

My thought exactly! But no one listens to me.
Are you American? Or does your nation of origin comply with the laws of logic?

[CConn]

My thought exactly! But no one listens to me.Hey, I listened! And agreed!

American Football is just too ingrained in me for me to want to change it. :o

[War Lord]

Hey, I listened! And agreed!

American Football is just too ingrained in me for me to want to change it. :o

Girls think that guys who listen are nice and cute.:(

[DBella]

Are you American? Or does your nation of origin comply with the laws of logic?
Yes, I am.
And no, it doesn't.
Damn Yanks! :o :(

[DBella]

Hey, I listened! And agreed!

American Football is just too ingrained in me for me to want to change it. :o
YOu listened and agreed because we share the same brain. No surprise there. :o

I've grown to enjoy American Football almost as much as Football so... whatever. :)

[DBella]

Girls think that guys who listen are nice and cute.:(
But nice and cute are boring. :( If I want "nice and cute", I'll get myself a puppy. :up:

[Ronny Shade]

Yes, I am.
And no, it doesn't.
Damn Yanks! :o :(
I thought you were, but you said "football" so it threw me for a loop.

I'm back from the loop. Kinda dizzy. But I'll be cool.

[CConn]

Girls think that guys who listen are nice and cute.:(How horrible.

Will drunkenness and a slough of lurid innuendos ward it off?

[Maxwell Smart]

But nice and cute are boring. If I want "nice and cute", I'll get myself a puppy.

Go to hell

[Ronny Shade]

I'm not nice and cute. I'm mean and cute.

[War Lord]

How horrible.

Will drunkenness and a slough of lurid innuendos ward it off?

Unfortunantly not.

Once you've been labelled as nice and cute, it's like an unremoveable tatoo.

[Maxwell Smart]

Thats right I said it. I'm standing up for myself and guys everywhere do get pushed around by *****es.

We don't ****ing need you anyway.

Women killed chivalry...

And now face the consequences of your own *****iness

[War Lord]

I'm not nice and cute. I'm mean and cute.

Then you're in the netherworld.

Neither man nor boy.

[DBella]

I thought you were, but you said "football" so it threw me for a loop.

I'm back from the loop. Kinda dizzy. But I'll be cool.
I have lived all over the place and everywhere else it's called Football and besides, it's not popular here so who cares what it's called here. It's Football for me.

[CConn]

Go to hellHold your horses, rodeo clown. :o
Unfortunantly not.

Once you've been labelled as nice and cute, it's like an unremoveable tatoo.Next stop Michael J. Fox. :down

[Maxwell Smart]

Not being stepped on any longer. I'm not depressed any more by women I'm ****ING PISSED OFF by them, and I'll say whatever I feel and act like I want around them from now on.

It doesn't ****ing matter to me anymore because I don't get laid anyway.

Your most powerful weapon against us (sex) has no affect upon me now. I'm smart enough to figure out if you don't get pussy anyway, you might as well act however you want.

[Ronny Shade]

Thats right I said it. I'm standing up for myself and guys everywhere do get pushed around by *****es.

We don't ****ing need you anyway.

Women killed chivalry...

And now face the consequences of your own *****iness
I agree with a lot of this, actually.

[DBella]

Is RAGE a sport now? Can anyone explain it to me?

[CConn]

Oh, it's been so long since the last Hype nervous breakdown.

This is fun. :)

[DBella]

Rampage ahoy!! :up:

[Maxwell Smart]

Is RAGE a sport now? Can anyone explain it to me?

You're the type of chick who used to make me feel like **** back in school.

No more. I'm throwing your crap back in your face now.

[Ronny Shade]

Not being stepped on any longer. I'm not depressed any more by women I'm ****ING PISSED OFF by them, and I'll say whatever I feel and act like I want around them from now on.

It doesn't ****ing matter to me anymore because I don't get laid anyway.

Your most powerful weapon against us (sex) has no affect upon me now. I'm smart enough to figure out if you don't get pussy anyway, you might as well act however you want.
At least until you get arrested, stabbed, shot and/or decapitated.

[Maxwell Smart]

At least until you get arrested, stabbed, shot and/or decapitated.

Why would those things happen? :confused:

[DBella]

You're the type of chick who used to make me feel like **** back in school.

No more. I'm throwing your crap back in your face now.
You don't even know me.

Throw whatever you want.
Look, you already have a thread dedicated to your frustration and anger over women in general, why don't you spare this "Sports" thread? And what the heck did I ever do to you? Never mind... I know what it is. It's coz I've a don't have a dick, right?

[Maxwell Smart]

You don't even know me.

Throw whatever you want.
Look, you already have a thread dedicated to your frustration and anger over women in general, why don't you spare this "Sports" thread? And what the heck did I ever do to you? Never mind... I know what it is. It's coz I've a don't have a dick, right?

No it was because of your comment about "Nice guys".

[DBella]

No it was because of your comment about "Nice guys".
I was referring to CConn. And he doesn't give a crap. Why? Coz he knows what I'm about. You don't. Stop jumping into conclusions. Especially about people you don't know.

[zer00]

Thats right I said it. I'm standing up for myself and guys everywhere do get pushed around by *****es.

We don't ****ing need you anyway.

Women killed chivalry...

And now face the consequences of your own *****iness

Whooooooa there Tiger. Someone looks like he needs to hit the gym. Get some of that confidence back. Then go for a long drive up to Maine and just sit in quiet for a bit. All things will be clear. If not there's always snorting heroin. Don't shoot up kids. Dirty needle.

[Ronny Shade]

Why would those things happen? :confused:
If you "act however you want" you might be inclined to do something that would land you in one or more of those situations is all.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll say whatever I feel and act like I want around them from now on. That's what I do and they love it. :confused:

[Maxwell Smart]

I was referring to CConn. And he doesn't give a crap. Why? Coz he knows what I'm about. You don't. Stop jumping into conclusions. Especially about people you dont know.

Well I'm sorry its just what you said seemed to infer a lack of worth about nice guys. Maybe thats not how you meant it but its how it came across to me.

[Ronny Shade]

Why would those things happen? :confused:
If you "act however you want" you might be inclined to do something that would land you in one or more of those situations is all.

[zer00]

Well I'm sorry its just what you said seemed to infer a lack of worth about nice guys. Maybe thats not how you meant it but its how it came across to me.

Are...are you still here?

[Danger Mouse]

World Cup? Heck yeah!! :up:
I'll be a zombie due to time difference but who needs sleep when football's on TV! :D
Viva la France!!! :up: :D

[DBella]

Viva la France!!! :up: :D
:down:

Italy, danggit!! :D :up:

[Odin's Lapdog]

Whatever your pleasure, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, rugby, soccer, do you guys take the time to explain to your girlfriends or your girl friends?
not unless they ask but generally i like to keep my hobbies and past times separate from my love life, same goes with academic and family affairs.

[KingOfDreams]

Once you've been labelled as nice and cute, it's like an unremoveable tatoo.

I've been labeled that. And sometimes it sucks.

[ookami]

Can anyone explain sports to me?

Sure I'll give the explanation I'm always given....don't get hit and run really fast, oh and never run in a straight line.

Crap I realized I gave you the instructions on how to run from the cops, meh it works both ways

[DarthRekal]

i try and explain when asked and sometimes when not..but in general the women seem to be bored by it and dont really try to understand..... a GENUINE interest is hard to come by..but very GREATLY welcomed...:up:

[ookami]

Just call me Buddha and purrrrr..

A little lower now.

How low can you go?

Limbo baby!

[ookami]

i try and explain when asked and sometimes when not..but in general the women seem to be bored by it and dont really try to understand..... a GENUINE interest is hard to come by..but very GREATLY welcomed...:up:

Hey if she can't enjoy the pure sport of it...just watch a bunch of men in tight uniforms hitting each other, I love it when the helmet gets knocked off:) Violence and sports...beautiful.

[DarthRekal]

Hey if she can't enjoy the pure sport of it...just watch a bunch of men in tight uniforms hitting each other, I love it when the helmet gets knocked off:) Violence and sports...beautiful.

a diamond in the rough..a rose in a garden of weeds.....:up:

[Tsunulia]

Girls think that guys who listen are nice and cute.:(

if a guy is cute then there is definitely a problem :(

[ookami]

a diamond in the rough..a rose in a garden of weeds.....:up:

Yes I am a rare gem indeed. I'm the only woman besides my mom and sis who the love the Three Stooges, c'mon they're hilarious. I rather talk about sports than shoes or clothes or makeup that's boring. Makeup I don't wear, naturally beautiful, clothes I like jeans and t shirts, shoes, 'Would you like me to wear those to bed tonight,' is the only conversation you should have with your man.

Yeah I'm rare.:) :up:

[DBella]

Hey if she can't enjoy the pure sport of it...just watch a bunch of men in tight uniforms hitting each other, I love it when the helmet gets knocked off:) Violence and sports...beautiful.
Totally! :up:
Which is why I enjoy watching Boxing and MMA sports so much. I enjoy those much more than some of my male friends.

[Darth Elektra]

What do people call Football(here in the states) over in Europe?

[DBella]

American Football?

[sinewave]

yup, i've gotten wife into baseball and turned her into a red sox fan. i'll explain things to her when she's interested in listening and we even go to pro games sometimes too.

[Darth Elektra]

So you guys call it American football?

ok, thanks.

[DBella]

yup, i've gotten wife into baseball and turned her into a red sox fan. i'll explain things to her when she's interested in listening and we even go to pro games sometimes too.
Taking her to the games will make her into a bigger fan. For sure! :up:

[sinewave]

Taking her to the games will make her into a bigger fan. For sure! :up:

yup, she loves going to games. she really gets into it. one time we're watching the kc royals vs. the red sox in kc and we were right behind the red sox dugout and she blew a kiss to pedro martinez and he pretended to catch it. she flipped over that! :)

[DBella]

yup, she loves going to games. she really gets into it. one time we're watching the kc royals vs. the red sox in kc and we were right behind the red sox dugout and she blew a kiss to pedro martinez and he pretended to catch it. she flipped over that! :)
Red Sox fan, eh? You beat us 3 games to 1. :mad: :(

I LOVE going to the games... will head to Safeco on Sunday. The atmosphere is just... electrifying. Anyone who isn't a fan, will leave most likely converted.

Awww... that was so... cute what she did. And Pedro Martinez is a sport for playing along. :up: :)

[ookami]

I agree with a lot of this, actually.

Oh you agree with Mr. Smart huh?:(

[sinewave]

Red Sox fan, eh? You beat us 3 games to 1. :mad: :(

I LOVE going to the games... will head to Safeco on Sunday. The atmosphere is just... electrifying. Anyone who isn't a fan, will leave most likely converted.

Awww... that was so... cute what she did. And Pedro Martinez is a sport for playing along. :up: :)

yeah, pedro's a big flirt. :)

[terry78]

You never realize how nuts the populous is until you visit SHH. :o

And I don't really discuss the sports with the significant other, because it will mean she'll end up discussing something very girly that I will regret learning all the inner workings of in the long run. :(

[Colossal Spoons]

I got Pickles into wrestling :up::up:

[War Lord]

I got Pickles into wrestling :up::up:

We'd love to hear more about your sex life.

Please, tell us more.

[Ronny Shade]

Oh you agree with Mr. Smart huh?:(
Somewhat, yeah... unfortunately.

[Daisy]

I always LOVE the blatant stereotypes about males and females that pop up here. :rolleyes:

Where's the option for 'I don't have to explain, she already knows." or "She explains them to me."?

I used to be work in the SID at my college doing football, basketball and hockey. I was also Sports Editor for my college paper... not only can I read box scores, I can write the damn things.

I've explained the rules/workings of various sports (some I know better than others) numerous times to various guys over the years. Hell, I can even explain the fine points of Sumo Wrestling.

So for all you complaining about "guys knowing sports is such a stereotype"... so is "girls not knowing sports.

[Equint77]

women only know one thing.... the ball goes in the hole.

[Maxwell Smart]

Well said Daisy. I know its a stereotype that girls don't know about them.. I've seen lots of women who know about sports.

[Maxwell Smart]

women only know one thing.... the ball goes in the hole.

I'm glad I'm not you :(


* yes I realize the irony of this statement :up:

[Ronny Shade]

Keepin' us men stagnant I tell ya. The feminists are overrunning society! We have to organize now to stop them!

[Daisy]

women only know one thing.... the ball goes in the hole.

You're going to have some explaining to do if that's what she knows. :(

[Equint77]

A - don't I annoy you?
B - I no longer address Mods....

:D

[twylight]

Whatever your pleasure, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, rugby, soccer, do you guys take the time to explain to your girlfriends or your girl friends?
*Not a guy*

I take the time to explain comics to boy friends.. Does that count?

[Equint77]

*Not a guy*

I take the time to explain comics to boy friends.. Does that count?

if you have to explain comics to guys... I'd suggest you look for new guys. :( :confused:

[twylight]

if you have to explain comics to guys... I'd suggest you look for new guys. :( :confused:



I'd have to import one. :o

[Ronny Shade]

SEE!? The male race is falling into the stupor of metrosexual indifference! We must rebel! WE MUST REBEL!

[Maxwell Smart]

if you have to explain comics to guys... I'd suggest you look for new guys.

Maybe shes too pretty for us geeks :o

[Equint77]

I'd have to import one. :o

I have a friend you can meet.. his name is Ben Dover. :o

[War Lord]

I always LOVE the blatant stereotypes about males and females that pop up here. :rolleyes:

Where's the option for 'I don't have to explain, she already knows." or "She explains them to me."?

I used to be work in the SID at my college doing football, basketball and hockey. I was also Sports Editor for my college paper... not only can I read box scores, I can write the damn things.

I've explained the rules/workings of various sports (some I know better than others) numerous times to various guys over the years. Hell, I can even explain the fine points of Sumo Wrestling.

So for all you complaining about "guys knowing sports is such a stereotype"... so is "girls not knowing sports.

The kind of women that know sports better then men usually become pregnant through turkey basters.

[War Lord]

*Not a guy*

I take the time to explain comics to boy friends.. Does that count?

I thought you were faithful. :(

[Daisy]

A - don't I annoy you?
B - I no longer address Mods....

:D

A) I thought I'd see if anything changed. Apparently not.
B) You just did.

[twylight]

DBella
Taking her to the games will make her into a bigger fan. For sure! :up:

Or bore her to death. :(

I'd rather sit at home and watch an F1 race. Ball's do nothing for me unless they're attached to something...

I thought you were faithful. :(

I'm as faithful to you as Gwen was to Peter. :(

I have a friend you can meet.. his name is Ben Dover. :o

At this distance you'll have to really give it a big 'oopfh'. :o

[Lackey]

I understand sports, I play sports...


but watching sports is huge ****ing waste of time :down

[Lackey]

I'd rather sit at home and watch an F1 race. Ball's do nothing for me unless they're attached to something...


Tetherball? :confused:

[twylight]

Tetherball? :confused:

Is there anything better? :o


I remember playing it even in High School. We'd kick the Grade schoolers off the court and play. :up:

[Daisy]

The kind of women that know sports better then men usually become pregnant through turkey basters.

You're just bitter because I'm more 'manly' than you, even while I'm wearing a dress and heels. :p

[Maxwell Smart]

You're just bitter because I'm more 'manly' than you, even while I'm wearing a dress and heels.

I bet you can kick his ass. :D

[Lackey]

I bet you can kick his ass. :D


I was always curious if he curled up into a ball on the floor or did he lay on his back with his feet kicking in the air :confused:

[ookami]

Somewhat, yeah... unfortunately.

See that causes me not to want to be....'nice';) to you, changer your ways before he drags you down into an abysmal pit of lonliness

[Daisy]

I bet you can kick his ass. :D

I feel like I should make a crack about him calling the police on his nephew who assaulted him with - by jonty's own admission - a punch like wet spaghetti now, but I'm too tired to think up a really clever way to put it. :(

[Daisy]

See that causes me not to want to be....'nice';) to you, changer your ways before he drags you down into an abysmal pit of lonliness

You need to shorten your signature. Choose ONE quote, not three.

[ookami]

You need to shorten your signature. Choose ONE quote, not three.

How did I self-reference myself when my name is Ookami and my name isn't in one of the quotes:confused: . It's called being complimented, but I'll fix it to make you appreciated

[DBella]

Or bore her to death. :(


Well, I believe he said he's already made a fan out of her just by watching the sport on TV. It's a totally different atmosphere watching it in front of the telly than to see it live at the ball field. It's 10x better, imo.

[Erundur]

Yes I do especially when it comes to football I'm a huge Skins fan and all my male relatives come over my place on sunday's and watch the game occassionally when one of cousins or aunt's come over everybody explains the sport all at the same time that she gets confuzzled :(:down

[Tsunulia]

Yes I do especially when it comes to football I'm a huge Skins fan and all my male relatives come over my place on sunday's and watch the game occassionally when one of cousins or aunt's come over everybody explains the sport all at the same time that she gets confuzzled :(:down

hehehe I find it halarious to see people get confused about sports :D

[Spidey-Bat]

I don't have a girlfriend. If I did, I would depending upon how she asked. If she seemed interested, I'd tell her. If she asked in a stupid way, I wouldn't bother.

[ookami]

I don't have a girlfriend. If I did, I would depending upon how she asked. If she seemed interested, I'd tell her. If she asked in a stupid way, I wouldn't bother.

'Umm Spidey-Bat...what's a sport?'

[War Lord]

You're just bitter because I'm more 'manly' than you, even while I'm wearing a dress and heels. :p

That's because with your broad shoulders and Adam's apple, you're more manly than 99% of the population.

[Erzengel]

It's very stereotypical to say that all women don't know sports. There's probably a good amount of men out there who wouldn't know a lateral compared to a lay-up.

But if I ever met a girl who didn't understand, I'd take the time to explain it. After they get me a cold beer.

[Slipknot]

You're just bitter because I'm more 'manly' than you, even while I'm wearing a dress and heels. :p
Hahaha. :up:

[SurfDUI]

Sure- if she's interested.
Sports chicks are out there, just few and far between.