Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[CrashNburn]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

PETER/SPIDEY: "WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT? WHERE ALL GONNA F#####G DIE! SAVE YOURSELVES! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[gvcool2]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

'Everybody Now...Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head, bum bum'

[The Female Torch]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

"Hang on everyone the next one is a doozie!"

[TrailerCues]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

Spider-Man - Hey you back there how dare you watch the X-Men The Last Stand Trailer on your Lap Top while Spider-Man is saving your ass. Lets see them get off their asses & do something in public

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

"Who here thinks vanilla is better than chocolate?...oh, right, the end of the line and saving the train, i'm such a dummy!"

[That-Guy]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
"Um, okay... well, folks, I don't know how to break this to ya, but... apparently Batman and I got our superhero signals crossed and well, as it turns out, Jim Gordon just blew up OUR elevated train track instead of Gotham's. ANYWHO, I've got just enough web fluid left to get myself the hell outta here, so, I'm gonna go ahead and leave, but best of luck to y'all!"

["Iron Man"]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg
Eddie: So....those tights look a little.......tight.

Spidey: Look...my penis REALLY hurts right now, so if it's anything important..hurry it up.

Eddie: (snaps a picture of Spidey's lower body) Well....Jameson did tell me to find a "HARD" picture.......



BTW...does anyone wonder what Brock will say to Spidey here, in this actual scene? I'm wondering and I see Brock being a complete and total ass to Spidey. Any thoughts?

[TrailerCues]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6258/1xc1.jpg

Spider-Man - Hey screen time stealer bub tard
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7018/2copyex2.jpg

Wolverine - Nobody uses the word bub but me ***** & you would not know the first thing about screen time stealing so shut your pie hole

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9590/3bg4.jpg


Spider-Man - Shut this

[gvcool2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg
Eddie: So....those tights look a little.......tight.

Spidey: Look...my penis REALLY hurts right now, so if it's anything important..hurry it up.

Eddie: (snaps a picture of Spidey's lower body) Well....Jameson did tell me to find a "HARD" picture.......



BTW...does anyone wonder what Brock will say to Spidey here, in this actual scene? I'm wondering and I see Brock being a complete and total ass to Spidey. Any thoughts?

nice caption,

hmm about what he might really say...he could ask spider-man for a picture, but spidey refuses and swings off making eddie pissed off...or it could be before debris falls and spidey saves eddie once again making him pissed off that he needs to be saved by his enemy

[The Female Torch]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7074/kazr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/)

"During an appearance at the Coast Guard Station in Alameda, California, Monday, August 28, 2006, to honor Guardsmen that had rendered exemplary and heroic service the past year. The actors finished a movie called The Guardian, that has the Coast Guard as a central theme."

Kevin Costner: Ashton going public about our relationship will do wonders for The Guardian's box office. Coming out is all the rage. It worked for Dafoe and Maguire. Spider-man is huge!

Ashton Kutcher: Well I don't know about that Mr. Costner. You did pretty good with Dances With Wolves and Field of Dre....

Kevin Costner: People never forget Water World...no matter how hard they try. Never....

Don't fight it.

:)

The Tobey and Wilhem one was funnier

[Fran]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7074/kazr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/)

"During an appearance at the Coast Guard Station in Alameda, California, Monday, August 28, 2006, to honor Guardsmen that had rendered exemplary and heroic service the past year. The actors finished a movie called The Guardian, that has the Coast Guard as a central theme."

Kevin Costner: Ashton going public about our relationship will do wonders for The Guardian's box office. Coming out is all the rage. It worked for Dafoe and Maguire. Spider-man is huge!

Ashton Kutcher: Well I don't know about that Mr. Costner. You did pretty good with Dances With Wolves and Field of Dre....

Kevin Costner: People never forget Water World...no matter how hard they try. Never....

Don't fight it.

Umm...

This is the Spider-Man 3: Caption Thread.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg
Eddie: So....those tights look a little.......tight.

Spidey: Look...my penis REALLY hurts right now, so if it's anything important..hurry it up.

Eddie: (snaps a picture of Spidey's lower body) Well....Jameson did tell me to find a "HARD" picture.......



BTW...does anyone wonder what Brock will say to Spidey here, in this actual scene? I'm wondering and I see Brock being a complete and total ass to Spidey. Any thoughts?LMAO.:up:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
Alright, we got about three minutes to live... Is there a girl in this train who REALLY doesn´t wanna die a virgin?

[Fran]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
Alright, we got about three minutes to live... Is there a girl in this train who REALLY doesn´t wanna die a virgin?

LOL.

You should have added, "Because I don't wanna die one either!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
Alright, we got about three minutes to live... Is there a girl in this train who REALLY doesn´t wanna die a virgin?LMAO.:up:

[TrailerCues]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

Hey this is awesome me & Superman had a bet that who could get to a runaway train first me or him & since it seems that I am the first one here Superman will be doing the dirty work. From now on you call me the Spider-Man Faster Then A Speeding Superman. Anyone have any ideas on what kind of bet I should do with The Flame On Fire Boy. I beated Batman in poker yesterday

[gvcool2]

me thinks that train pic has been rinsed...lets get a new pic going

[gvcool2]

http://www.naturalbornviewers.com/archive/s/spiderman/poster.jpg

'6...7...8...9...10...Ready Or Not here I Come!'

[Sean Adisano]

^^^LOL! nicely done gvcool2 :up:

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.naturalbornviewers.com/archive/s/spiderman/poster.jpg

'6...7...8...9...10...Ready Or Not here I Come!'


a continuation...

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-2-8.jpg

"Now its mine turn to hide. They'll never think to look up on the ceiling!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/07/spider-man-2-2.jpg

Spidey: "Harry, you sure you know how to give hair cuts?"

[Sentinel X]

http://www.naturalbornviewers.com/archive/s/spiderman/poster.jpg

'6...7...8...9...10...Ready Or Not here I Come!'How cool would it be to play hide and seek with spider-man? :D

[Sean Adisano]

How cool would it be to play hide and seek with spider-man? :D

cool, but extremely hard :(

[Dark Sentinel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg

Topher: Shpider Man, you look really toit. Yesh yesh, toit.

Tobey: Wrong movie, dumbass

[J. J. Jameson]

cool, but extremely hard :(
You got that right...

[TrailerCues]

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2549/zzzzhp9.gif

Peter - Hey everyone look at this

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Eddie - I can not believe you actually took the dare

[Topdawg]

^lololololololololoolool

[chaseter]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Eddie: "So that is what Kirstey Alley looks like naked...."

[theoneandonly]

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2549/zzzzhp9.gif

Peter - Hey everyone look at this

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Eddie - I can not believe you actually took the dare

topher face really suits that quote

nice

[Sean Adisano]

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2549/zzzzhp9.gif

Peter - Hey everyone look at this

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Eddie - I can not believe you actually took the dare

LOL!!!! tophers face is perfect :up:

[gvcool2]

http://www.naturalbornviewers.com/archive/s/spiderman/poster.jpg

Spider-Man: BOO!!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Brock: AHH! OO Crap It's Just You Spider-man, haha, yep yep yep you got me, you got me good.... *You pompous Jackass*

[Morgoth]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

"Quit lookin' at me Bum, Bum lookers!"

[Morgoth]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg


"They told me I'd go blind if I touched myself, NOT THIS!!!"

[Morgoth]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG:"Oh great, because I've been here with you all day I missed being in The Hobbit as Goblin #2, I would've been onscreen with Sir Ian Mckellan! Now you're gonna' pay!"

[gvcool2]

wow your blasting them out morgoth

[BxB402]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?!?!?!?! ?!"

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
"........God, i hate you."

[gvcool2]

http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/Michael%20Jackson.JPG
'Hey you sexy big shot photographer you'


http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

'Jesus christ! What The Hell Is That Thing!'

[BxB402]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg
"Take THIS Tobey!"

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
"DAMN, James, that's brutal!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg
"Ya know, Tobey...I respect you and all...but...you got owned"



(Pretending GG there is GG2/James Franco/which Won't happen)

[gvcool2]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Green Goblin: This Is The 6th Time This Week!! If I See You Choking Again Your On Your Own!

[Sean Adisano]

^^^disturbing :(

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg
AAAAAHH! So THIS is what happens when you leave a Shoyu bottle open for a month...

[CrashNburn]

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord..
Ive been waiting for this moment, all my life, oh lord..
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord"

[Mr. Vice]

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord..
Ive been waiting for this moment, all my life, oh lord..
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord"

:eek: Holy *****! Phil Collins is VENOM!:sym: LOL!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

"Quit lookin' at me Bum, Bum lookers!"LMAO:up:.

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg


Try this incredible new hair-care product from Just for Men!

[Sentinel X]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
WHAT!?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
WHAT!!

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
WHAT!?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
WHAT??!

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Omega214]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg

Eddie - "Ive seen the pictures....i know its a publicity stunt spider-man, youre not really gay are you"

Spidey - "fine wanna play it like that do you..."

http://my.opera.com/patrameau/homes/blog/spiderman.gif


http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Eddie - "Fair enough...you win..."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
Next stop: heaven, purgatory, hell, or limbo!!

[titan101]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg

topher : oh... hey tobey ...

tobey : topher ....

topher : i see you're all dressed up ....

tobey : yeah ...

topher : sooooo.....

tobey : um.....

topher : .....grr??

tobey : :cmad: WILL YOU STOP ****ING DOING THAT **** YOU RETARDED SCRAWNY LITTLE **** ??!!!!YOU'RE NOT FULFILING ANYTHING BY DOING IT. IT'S NOT FUNNY , IT'S NOT SCARY , IT'S NOT ****ING ANYTHING . IF YOU WANT TO ANNOY ME IT'S WORKING BUT YOU'RE NOT ****ING ACCOMPLISHING ANY THING ELSE , OKAY ??

topher : GRRR DAMNIT GRRR !!!! why isn't anyone afraid of me ??

tobey : probably because you're a scrawny wimp who tries so hard but just can't pull off the "creepyness " factor ....

topher : .... hmmm... good point there....

[chaseter]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
"HEY!!! This is actually pretty fun. Wait until the end though...it is awesome!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
"HEY!!! This is actually pretty fun. Wait until the end though...it is awesome!"LMAO:up:.

[The Female Torch]

LOL :up:

[Topdawg]

Lmao Rofl!!!!

[gtkilla]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg

topher : oh... hey tobey ...

tobey : topher ....

topher : i see you're all dressed up ....

tobey : yeah ...

topher : sooooo.....

tobey : um.....

topher : .....grr??

tobey : :cmad: WILL YOU STOP ****ING DOING THAT **** YOU RETARDED SCRAWNY LITTLE **** ??!!!!YOU'RE NOT FULFILING ANYTHING BY DOING IT. IT'S NOT FUNNY , IT'S NOT SCARY , IT'S NOT ****ING ANYTHING . IF YOU WANT TO ANNOY ME IT'S WORKING BUT YOU'RE NOT ****ING ACCOMPLISHING ANY THING ELSE , OKAY ??

topher : GRRR DAMNIT GRRR !!!! why isn't anyone afraid of me ??

tobey : probably because you're a scrawny wimp who tries so hard but just can't pull off the "creepyness " factor ....

topher : .... hmmm... good point there....

The "grrrr" jokes have gotten stale. :o

[Asteroid-Man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg
SPider-man: BROCK! Leave me and my family alone!
brock:Isnt it funny how you dont intimidate me in your costume or out of it? It's actually ironic cause I can intimidate you either way.
Spidey: where's MJ?
Brock: Patience parker, there's still the appetizer before the main meal! muhuhahahahaha!*turns symbiote and swings away*
*Spidey goes after him*
*Venom brakes lose parts off of buildings and throwing them at traffic.*
Spidey: Leave them alone!
Venom: As you wish
*Throws a gargoyle at parker this time*
SPidey: Get back here venom!
Brock: Relax and enjoy the view...while you still can :sym:

[chaseter]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/Spiderman-2.jpg

"Uhhh...I don't think I should have monitors hooked up down there..."

[Asteroid-Man]

lol good one

[Carnotaur3]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/Spiderman-2.jpg

"I don't feel so hot."

[chaseter]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

*reading*...'Honk if you like boobies.'

[gtkilla]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/ManiacJim20XX/sm69.jpg
SPider-man: BROCK! Leave me and my family alone!
brock:Isnt it funny how you dont intimidate me in your costume or out of it? It's actually ironic cause I can intimidate you either way.
Spidey: where's MJ?
Brock: Patience parker, there's still the appetizer before the main meal! muhuhahahahaha!*turns symbiote and swings away*
*Spidey goes after him*
*Venom brakes lose parts off of buildings and throwing them at traffic.*
Spidey: Leave them alone!
Venom: As you wish
*Throws a gargoyle at parker this time*
SPidey: Get back here venom!
Brock: Relax and enjoy the view...while you still can :sym:

:confused:

[lordofthenerds]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/Spiderman-2.jpg
Norman (after experiment): Oh my God! What happened down there?!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/Spiderman-2.jpg
Norman (after experiment): Oh my God! What happened down there?!LMAO:up:.

[Omega214]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

*reading*...'Honk if you like boobies.'

thats awesome lol, you got turn that into a .gif with the writing on it

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
IT´S MUTHA****ING SNAKES ON A MUTHA****ING TRAIN!!!

[CherryRedSpider]

^ lol given time someone was going to do that.

[Untilteld]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

"*sniff* it's ... those goddamn n00bs"

[Untilteld]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg

"Have *Spidey starts swinging away* fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

[Untilteld]

edit

[ultimatefan]

^ lol given time someone was going to do that.
Yeah, I was surprised no one had done it before, hehe...

[gvcool2]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/Spiderman-2.jpg

'MUMMMMM!! You Said I Was Jewish!!'

[chaseter]

^hhahahahaha...LMFAO!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/Spiderman-2.jpg

'MUMMMMM!! You Said I Was Jewish!!'LMAO that was awesome:up:.

[Sentinel X]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg
GG: Give in
SPIDEY: NO!! PLEASE!!!..DONT PUT MY FACE IN THERE!!!!

http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/Michael%20Jackson.JPG






http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
EDDIE: Brutal...just Brutal

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
Now that we´re about to die, I don´t give a crap what anybody thinks... OPRAH RULES!!!!

[The Female Torch]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg
GG: Give in
SPIDEY: NO!! PLEASE!!!..DONT PUT MY FACE IN THERE!!!!

http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/Michael%20Jackson.JPG






http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
EDDIE: Brutal...just Brutal

LMAO it would be funny with out the eddie part too :sym:

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
Now that we´re about to die, I don´t give a crap what anybody thinks... OPRAH RULES!!!!LMAO:up:.

[Fran]

Man, this thread needs some new pics to caption.

[gvcool2]

I tried to bring in the Michael Jackson with boobs picture, but it's being used horribly

[Fran]

Yes, it is being used horribly.

Disgusting.

[omid17]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
I think we're f$*#ed!

[Spider-Bite]

http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/Michael%20Jackson.JPG

Hey Brock how'd you like a real man?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Ain't I a little old for you?

[The Female Torch]

LoL :up:

[Timstuff]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

"I wish I knew how to quit you!"

[Ebil Gig]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Norman:Die Spidey, die!
Spidey:GG!your lucky nobody is around!They could get the wrong message!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm70.jpg

Eddie:Oh yeah, I'm definetly getting a promotion.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/5646_14798_1.jpg

[Matt Murdock]

:up:

nice one. i like the paris hilton part most.

[Matt Murdock]

:up:nice one i like the paris hilton part most.

[Ebil Gig]

Aww crap...I made a typo in my manip at the bottom:(

[webhead731]

Bringing back your avatar makes up for it.:)

[Ebil Gig]

Told you it would come back:D

Your avatar hilarious!The custom title makes it funnier:D:up:

[webhead731]

Thanks!

I still laugh when looking at yours.:D

I saved it so I can look at it when I want.

[Ebil Gig]

Lol =P

Everytime I go to a thread and read your post(s), I just have to stare at your avatar for like 2 minutes. :o

[webhead731]

Ha ha lol.

That's two minutes of your life right there.:p

[Ebil Gig]

More like 30 minutes for the whole day spent looking at your avatar:(:p

[Spider-Bite]

alright guys it's getting too hot in here. quit loving each other

[webhead731]

:confused:

[Spider-Bite]

:confused:

it's like you "I love you" "I love you more" "No I love you more" Nooooo I love you more" " but no I love you more " kind of thing.

Just playing

[webhead731]

it's like you "I love you" "I love you more" "No I love you more" Nooooo I love you more" " but no I love you more " kind of thing.

Just playing

...






























LOL! ROTFL!

I'm sure I'm way younger than she is.:rolleyes:



Yeah, funny joke.

lol.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Norman:Die Spidey, die!
Spidey:GG!your lucky nobody is around!They could get the wrong message!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm70.jpg

Eddie:Oh yeah, I'm definetly getting a promotion.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/5646_14798_1.jpgLMAO:up:.

[Fran]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Norman:Die Spidey, die!
Spidey:GG!your lucky nobody is around!They could get the wrong message!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm70.jpg

Eddie:Oh yeah, I'm definetly getting a promotion.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/5646_14798_1.jpg

ROLFWAFFLES! :D

[gvcool2]

I wish, I found these captions as funny as some of you find em, I'm so godamn hard to make laugh

[Sentinel X]

LMAO it would be funny with out the eddie part too :sym:Thanks

I wish, I found these captions as funny as some of you find em, I'm so godamn hard to make laugh
I laugh way too much...even when something isnt funny :confused:

[Sentinel X]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9580/kdam02hz9.jpg
ALFRED: uhhh....uhhhh....one ........uhhh....one plus one equals....
TWO!!
KIRSTEN: Good job Alfred, you learned

[gvcool2]

Thanks


I laugh way too much...even when something isnt funny :confused:

it takes something very specific to make me laugh, I wish i knew what it was

[Ebil Gig]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9580/kdam02hz9.jpg
ALFRED: uhhh....uhhhh....one ........uhhh....one plus one equals....
TWO!!
KIRSTEN: Good job Alfred, you learned

Haha LOL!And the thing is, that if you switch Alfred's & Kirsten's lines, its still funny:p

[Ebil Gig]

it's like you "I love you" "I love you more" "No I love you more" Nooooo I love you more" " but no I love you more " kind of thing.

Just playing

:eek:

















:p

[Morgoth]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
"Oops, crapped my pants!"

[Morgoth]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9580/kdam02hz9.jpg

Kirsten with Mel Gibson.

[Morgoth]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

And now another episode of Debbie Downer.

[Morgoth]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg
Gwen:"Hey Penguin, I've got your umbrella, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyaaaaahh!"

[Morgoth]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm69.jpg

Eddie:"I'm going to go get a pizza. You tell me if the Noid shows up. I'll teach him to try and ruin the freshness of my pizza!" :sym:

[Iglius]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9580/kdam02hz9.jpg
And what would you like for Christmas, Kirsten?

[InsomniacFreak]

:up: :up: at Mr. Claus above.


http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg
hmmm....... weird. This is not the way I remember duck duck goose being played in grade school.

[Iglius]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg
Spidey: I don't think we're doing it right..

GG: I swear this is it, just hold still!

Spidey: No, Goblin, this is NOT how Colossus and Wolverine do Batter Up.

[Sentinel X]

Haha LOL!And the thing is, that if you switch Alfred's & Kirsten's lines, its still funny:pThanks :) :spidey:

[Fran]

Haha LOL!And the thing is, that if you switch Alfred's & Kirsten's lines, its still funny:p

Dude,
I was gonna say that too!!!

[Hotwire]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9580/kdam02hz9.jpg
Everything was fun until that orange water balloon hit it's mark. Then Alfred and Kirsten went on a killing spree.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg
Bryce: "SIIIINGGGGING IN THE RAIN, I'm SINGING IN THE RAIN!!!"

Topher: "But Bryce, there's no rain. You know, I could have sworn you were actually a red head, but now I'm not so sure."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg
Spidey: I don't think we're doing it right..

GG: I swear this is it, just hold still!

Spidey: No, Goblin, this is NOT how Colossus and Wolverine do Batter Up.LMAO:up:.

[Master Snake]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

And now another episode of Debbie Downer.

ROFL!!!

[Morgoth]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30052d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450Tr8074.jpg

Spidey:"Otto I was talking to MJ when I said spread 'em!"

[Morgoth]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30052d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450Tr8074.jpg

Spidey:"Otto I was talking to MJ when I said spread 'em!"

[Morgoth]

ROFL!!!Glad you liked it.

[Master Snake]

Yeah, I bet no one else gets it.

[gvcool2]

^ nice, one of the cleverer ones

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30052d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450Tr8074.jpg

Spidey:"Otto I was talking to MJ when I said spread 'em!"LMAO that was very funny:up:.

[Joe Kerr]

Yeah, I bet no one else gets it.
OH, i got it...


:up:

[animexcel]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3415/janjk2si1.gif

Marvel vs. Capcom :P

[eXperiment]

lol, that was funny

[Fran]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3415/janjk2si1.gif

Marvel vs. Capcom :P

Okay.....

Riiiiiiight.

[animexcel]

there's a real videogame out there for those who don't know. plus it's a win. <3

[Fran]

I know, anime.

I loved MvC2 for Dreamcast.

[animexcel]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1157462355369.jpg

[Hotwire]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1157462355369.jpg
Another case of pets looking like their owners.

[Scar Predator]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1157462355369.jpg

Oh man, that dog is just too hilarious.:up:

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1157462355369.jpgLMAO thats very funny:up:.

[Morgoth]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1157462355369.jpgWinner of the Funniest Caption of September Award!!! ROTF! LMAO!!! :sym:

[Morgoth]

LMAO that was very funny:up:.Glad you liked it.:spidey:

[Morgoth]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG:"What do ya' mean you don't see the the stain on the wall?! Look, right there fart knocker!!!"

[Morgoth]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/dafoe8ft.png
"In fact everything I say is a lie, except for that, and that, and that, and that, and that..."

[gvcool2]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/dafoe8ft.png

'I've got a tube of toothpaste and a piece of string that says mines bigger than yours'

[Spider-ManHero12]

:up:.http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG:"What do ya' mean you don't see the the stain on the wall?! Look, right there fart knocker!!!"LMAO that was great:up:.

[Morgoth]

:up:.LMAO that was great:up:.Tee Hee!

[Morgoth]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
"That's who's playing Eddie?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1157462355369.jpg
"That's Eddie?! Yipe!"

[Morgoth]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg

Bryce:"My Dad got me this for my birthday!"

Topher:"Isn't your Dad Ron Howard? Couldn't he afford something better?"

[Morgoth]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Spidey:"No, I don't wanna' play hide the salami!"

[lou2099]

Sorry, Im young.
You don't have to be old to like the stooges.

[Iglius]

Yeah, I bet no one else gets it.
Its from SNL, isn't it?

[Fran]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
"That's who's playing Eddie?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1157462355369.jpg
"That's Eddie?! Yipe!"

That's not cool. :down:

Topher will amaze you.

[ultimatefan]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
Gee, I was so drunk that night, have no idea what happened...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/1157462355369.jpg
MOMMY!!

[Fran]

I've said it before, and I'll say it one more time.

Ultimatefan strikes again!

[Timstuff]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg

Eddie: Parker, you might be better with the ladies than me, but you can't touch my Xbox 360 skills!

*Eddie scores 3,000,000 in Geometry Wars*

Peter: Word.

[gvcool2]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Eddie: We've Been Through This...You Can't Fly!!

Spider-man: Stand Back

Eddie: Seriously, Your An Ass

*Spider-man Launches Into The Air*

Eddie: Sweet Jesus, The Mother ****er Can Fly

[Morgoth]

That's not cool. :down:

Topher will amaze you.Calm down, I'm just goofin' around. I have faith in Topher, I think he'll be good.

I would've liked a bigger Eddie, but it's a mix of regular and Ultimate, it'll be alright.:sym:

[Morgoth]

http://gelatinous.com/aaron/img/foley.jpg

"Soon I'll do what no other villian has done, I'll trap Spider-Man and, make him live in a van down by the river!"

[Timstuff]

LOL, that barely qualifies, but still it's funny! :D

[ultimatefan]

I've said it before, and I'll say it one more time.

Ultimatefan strikes again!
Hehe, thanks!:up:
"It´s nice to have a fan", Spider-Man

[Fran]

Hehe, thanks!:up:
"It´s nice to have a fan", Spider-Man

How many does that make for you?

[Fran]

http://gelatinous.com/aaron/img/foley.jpg

"Soon I'll do what no other villian has done, I'll trap Spider-Man and, make him live in a van down by the river!"

Great picture.

"Meh" quote.

Chris Farley rules, and always will.

[TrailerCues]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg

Eddie - Why the hell is there alot of sand on that building

Spider-Man - I am trying out for The Mummy 3 to be Brendans new side kick against the sand bald mummy

[ultimatefan]

How many does that make for you?
You can start the club, hehe...

[Fran]

You can start the club, hehe...

LOL.

Maybe later, I have to work.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Eddie: We've Been Through This...You Can't Fly!!

Spider-man: Stand Back

Eddie: Seriously, Your An Ass

*Spider-man Launches Into The Air*

Eddie: Sweet Jesus, The Mother ****er Can FlyLMAO thaw really really funny great job:up:.

[Sentinel X]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Eddie- aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!pttttttt ttttttffffffffffffff

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40429000/jpg/_40429085_spiderman_sony203.jpg
Dude, What the **** was that???You scream like a girl!!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
Heh...no that was just one of my silent farts

[Morgoth]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/dont_miss/spiderman/images/aunt_may_300.jpg

"Peter Dear, could you come in here, it seems I've crapped my pants."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Eddie- aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!pttttttt ttttttffffffffffffff

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40429000/jpg/_40429085_spiderman_sony203.jpg
Dude, What the **** was that???You scream like a girl!!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
Heh...no that was just one of my silent fartsLMAO:up:.

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/dont_miss/spiderman/images/aunt_may_300.jpg

Aunt May: "Peter, time for my sponge bath! OH, and bring the camera!"

http://jlusetti.free.fr/comics/topos/spidey/images/peter.jpg

Peter: "I'm on my way! Hey Eddie, you can stay and watch if you want? You can even help and join in on the fun!!!!!!!"

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Eddie: "...oh good lord...thats ok pete...i'm good."

[gvcool2]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/dont_miss/spiderman/images/aunt_may_300.jpg

"Peter Dear, could you come in here, it seems I have pooed myself"

finally! a caption that has made me laugh!, good job

[ultimatefan]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Eddie: OHMYGOD!!! sally Struthers is falling from the sky!!
Spidey: Oh no, hundreds of people will be crushed!!

[Iglius]

The first official Fan Art Contest for the Topher Grace/Eddie Brock Thread is now up and running, so if any of you guys are interested, check that thread for details.

[webhead731]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

Music in Topher's head: Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born! Now it's alright, it's okay, I'll let you see another way, but we can try, to understand, the New York Times effect on man!
Wheather you're brother or wheather you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

Kirsten: Okay, Topher really needs to quit humming that song and walking like that...He's not filming That 70's Show right now. Why does he do that?

http://www.that70sshow.com/images/gallery/red.jpg

Red: Because he's a dumba--.:cmad:

[BxB402]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
Topher(to himself): Damn, i'm fine.
Lady in blue shirt(to herself): I wish my hair looked that good......
Lady in white shirt: CAN I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?! *whistles*

[CherryRedSpider]

Eddie: OHMYGOD!!! sally Struthers is falling from the sky!!
Spidey: Oh no, hundreds of people will be crushed!!

Not a Struthers fan huh? lol

[TrailerCues]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg

Eddie - Hey Spidey there are mother ****ing snakes up there are you going to do something about them

Spidey - **** no I am out of here that is Samuel L. Jacksons job

[ultimatefan]

Not a Struthers fan huh? lol
Nothing against her, but couldn´t resist anyway...:woot:

[Fran]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/dont_miss/spiderman/images/aunt_may_300.jpg

"Peter Dear, could you come in here, it seems I've crapped my pants."

LOL.

Great quote!!! :D

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Peter dear, wake up sweetie!"

Peter: "YOU STUPID B***H!!! YOU RUINED MY M.J STRIPPING DREAM!!!!!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg

Eddie: "OH MY GOD! That little girl is falling of that building! Someone save her!"

Spider-Man: "I got her!"

http://michaelj.primenova.com/fmj003.jpg

Michael Jackson: "No i do, ahehehe!"

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Eddie: "Oh God! remind me that if i'm ever in a life threatening situation and he's the only guy...girl...THING around, just let me die!"

[Christian]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Peter dear, wake up sweetie!"

Peter: "YOU STUPID B***H!!! YOU RUINED MY M.J STRIPPING DREAM!!!!!"

LMFAO!!!

[gvcool2]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

May: 'Peter, I'm Sorry To Wake You, But It Seem's My Catheter Is Full...Would You Be A Dear And Empty It For Me'

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Peter dear, i'm horny!"

Peter: "Ahhh, again!"

[Hotwire]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif
Aunt May: Peter, I need to ask you something about this Penthouse Forum book of yours.
Peter: Uh, that's, um, not mine, um, um, um, it's Harry's!! Yeah, it's Harrys!
Aunt May: Well, could you ask him if I could hang on to it for a while??

[Hotwire]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=72)
Spider-Man: Teen-Wolf, eat your heart out!

[Hotwire]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2784/11awff76wh.jpg
Spider-Man: Um, ID?? Where is it?? Ugh? Do you really need it? I've got it here somewhere.
Cpt. Stacy: Alright, turn around and put your hands on your head. You're under arrest for web-swinging with out a licence.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Peter dear, wake up sweetie!"

Peter: "YOU STUPID B***H!!! YOU RUINED MY M.J STRIPPING DREAM!!!!!"LMAO:up:.

[Sentinel X]

LMAO:up:.Thanks :)

[Sentinel X]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif
MAY: Oh Peter, wake up, having nightmares again about my nipple again, eh?

[Sean Adisano]

Thanks :)

uhhh he was laughing at my caption ;)

[Sean Adisano]

LMAO:up:.

thanks :yay:

[Christian]

uhhh he was laughing at my caption ;)

hahaha :word:

[Christian]

LMAO:up:.

Thanks :yay:

[Morgoth]

LOL.

Great quote!!! :DGlad you liked it.:yay:

[Morgoth]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg

Spidey:"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight."

[Morgoth]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2784/11awff76wh.jpg
Spidey:"My nipples are so sensitive."

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=72)
Spidey:"Hey Ice cream man, don't pass up my house again, or I'll ride on your truck all day, and tell people you poison the ice cream!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/dont_miss/spiderman/images/aunt_may_300.jpg
"Are you a god?"



http://jlusetti.free.fr/comics/topos/spidey/images/peter.jpg

"Let's show this prehistoric ******, how we do things down town!"
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

"It's Millah time!"

[Sentinel X]

uhhh he was laughing at my caption ;)

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=229487&page=118


okkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy....:confused:

[Sentinel X]

http://www.universohq.com/cinema/images/uncle_ben_aunt_may.jpg
UNCLE BEN: What the F*** you lookin at!?
AUNT MAY: Yeah, -the f*** you lookin at fool?

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/images/pictures/peter/small/Spider-Man-Movie_peter5.jpg
PETER: Oh sorry...

[chaseter]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2784/11awff76wh.jpg

"Son, are you wearing my daughter's bra?"
"Uh...no?!?"

[Sean Adisano]

Thanks :yay:

LOL! your a fuuny one ;) ;)

[Sentinel X]

APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR WRONGFULLNESS!!!!:cmad::cmad::cmad:


:(

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=229487&page=118


okkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy....:confused:

my mistake, he said the same exact thing to my caption and it was right above yours, so i just jumped to a conclusion. my mistake :)

[Sean Adisano]

APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR WRONGFULLNESS!!!!:cmad::cmad::cmad:


:(

i apoligized before i saw this post, but now i take it back :mad:


:oldrazz:

[Fran]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif
Aunt May: Peter, I need to ask you something about this Penthouse Forum book of yours.
Peter: Uh, that's, um, not mine, um, um, um, it's Harry's!! Yeah, it's Harrys!
Aunt May: Well, could you ask him if I could hang on to it for a while??

LOL.

That made me actually laugh out loud.

[Christian]

^ didnt see th tone

made me laff out loud there too :)

[Sentinel X]

i apoligized before i saw this post, but now i take it back :mad:


:oldrazz:No take backs on apologies...har har :D

[chaseter]

^ didnt see th tone

made me laff out loud there too :)
Cause they are arguing over which post they typed...'lol'...:yay:

[Christian]

ah wot a fun wee forum eh? :p

[Sean Adisano]

No take backs on apologies...har har :D

:cmad: your gonna die!!!!!:cmad:

[Christian]

see :)

[Sentinel X]

:cmad: your gonna die!!!!!:cmad:Duh :whatever: ...everyone is going to die ;)

[Christian]

the wit... its so good.. i .. cant.. breath :oldrazz:

[Sean Adisano]

Duh :whatever: ...everyone is going to die ;)

ahh, clever...i shake my hand with yours good sir :o


:D;)

[Sean Adisano]

the wit... its so good.. i .. cant.. breath :oldrazz:

easy buddy...take deep breaths, in and out...

enough of this mindless banter, lets get back to some funny captions :D

[Sentinel X]

the wit... its so good.. i .. cant.. breath http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/th_tongue.gif
Whoa, you have a wit fetish???...freakyies :(

ahh, clever...i shake my hand with yours good sir :o
*shakes hand with joy buzzer* :cmad: :)


...okay now back to the captions

[ultimatefan]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif
May: But believe me, dear, it was much worst during my colonoscopy. Do you believe they remoded about 35% of my colon? And tell me about osteoporosis, my femur had more little holes than that Spongebob character... You haven´t known real humiliation till you have to put on adult diapers, you feel like you´re a three year old waking up drowning in your own urine...
Peter (thinking): I´m gonna kick Green Goblin´s ass... for not finishing the ****ing job...

[Omega214]

^ lol, Fin awesome!

[Fran]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif
May: But believe me, dear, it was much worst during my colonoscopy. Do you believe they remoded about 35% of my colon? And tell me about osteoporosis, my femur had more little holes than that Spongebob character... You haven´t known real humiliation till you have to put on adult diapers, you feel like you´re a three year old waking up drowning in your own urine...
Peter (thinking): I´m gonna kick Green Goblin´s ass... for not finishing the ****ing job...

LMAO!

Sometimes you put too much thought into these captions, Ultimatefan.

[Master Snake]

Oh, but the result is fantastic.

[Carnotaur3]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: I got a call yesterday from the video rental place.
Peter: Oh yeah?
Aunt May: Yeah, said we had late charges on two videos.
Peter (nervously): What videos?
Aunt May: Does "Granny ****s" and "Over the Hill Fetish" ring any bells?
Peter: I don't want to talk about it.

[thedarks0ldier]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg
Honey Comb, Honey Comb! Me want Honey Comb!!

[vampireslayer97]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

PETER: Want me to pour you some of this apple juice? It's pretty good stuff!

MAY: Peter, dear... number 1... that's not apple juice.... and number 2, that's my bed pan.

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Peter dear, i've seem to have missed my bed pan. Be a dear an clean it up."

Peter: "Kill me now God!"

[Fran]

Oh, but the result is fantastic.

Totally agreed.

[ultimatefan]

LMAO!

Sometimes you put too much thought into these captions, Ultimatefan.
Yeah, maybe, but this one was big on purpose...

[ultimatefan]

Oh, but the result is fantastic.
Hehe, thanks! :up:

[Fran]

There's another member for the fan club, Ultimate.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Peter dear, i've seem to have missed my bed pan. Be a dear an clean it up."

Peter: "Kill me now God!"LMOA:up:.

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Peter, i was just thinking about it...i don't know if i turned off the fan in the living room?"

Peter: "Don't ever wake me up for stupid s*** like this again!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "oh Ben, look how handsome and strong Peter is becoming. i bet all the girls in school can't keep their hands off him. what a fine young man he has become."

http://jlusetti.free.fr/comics/topos/spidey/images/peter.jpg

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Ben: "May, all i see is a scrawny-a$$ nerd, who hasn't gotten laid yet...and probably never will. where did we go wrong!"

Aunt May: "a fine young man indeed!"

Ben: "you didn't listen to one word i said, have you?...ah screw you, you old b**** hag!"

[Sean Adisano]

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edit-sorry everyone for all the edits...the crap-tacular modems of these boards strikes again.

[chaseter]

I think that is the first ever pentenial post.

[ultimatefan]

There's another member for the fan club, Ultimate.
I think I´m gonna start making t-shirts, hehe...

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "oh Ben, look how handsome and strong Peter is becoming. i bet all the girls in school can't keep their hands off him. what a fine young man he has become."

http://jlusetti.free.fr/comics/topos/spidey/images/peter.jpg

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Ben: "May, all i see is a scrawny-a$$ nerd, who hasn't gotten laid yet...and probably never will. where did we go wrong!"

Aunt May: "a fine young man indeed!"

Ben: "you didn't listen to one word i said, have you?...ah screw you, you old b**** hag!"LMOA:up:.

[The Female Torch]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "oh Ben, look how handsome and strong Peter is becoming. i bet all the girls in school can't keep their hands off him. what a fine young man he has become."

http://jlusetti.free.fr/comics/topos/spidey/images/peter.jpg

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Ben: "May, all i see is a scrawny-a$$ nerd, who hasn't gotten laid yet...and probably never will. where did we go wrong!"

Aunt May: "a fine young man indeed!"

Ben: "you didn't listen to one word i said, have you?...ah screw you, you old b**** hag!"

LOL :up:

[ultimatefan]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "oh Ben, look how handsome and strong Peter is becoming. i bet all the girls in school can't keep their hands off him. what a fine young man he has become."

http://jlusetti.free.fr/comics/topos/spidey/images/peter.jpg

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Ben: "May, all i see is a scrawny-a$$ nerd, who hasn't gotten laid yet...and probably never will. where did we go wrong!"

Aunt May: "a fine young man indeed!"

Ben: "you didn't listen to one word i said, have you?...ah screw you, you old b**** hag!"
Hehehe, old couples can be pretty funny...

[Sentinel X]

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/images/pictures/peter/small/Spider-Man-Movie_peter4.jpg
PETER- DAMMIT MJ, YOU HOE!!!not NOW!! Im on the phone!!!....Spit it out!!I said spit it out you whore!

[Ebil Gig]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Uncle Ben:Hey Pete, I know you love us and you want to take care of us but you got to move out of this f***ing house!
Aunt May:He needs a woman to marry before he can move out of this house Ben.
Uncle Ben:Well then Pete, call 1-375-9579.Trust me boy.It's how I met your dear Aunt May.Just tell them you want the "Big special".

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/images/pictures/peter/small/Spider-Man-Movie_peter4.jpg

Peter:Uh hi, I want the "Big Special"...to where?Oh, My apartment.

2 hours later...

http://f5.putfile.com/6/15415054910.jpg

You called?

[Ebil Gig]

http://spiderman-web.com/spiderman/spiderman3/images/sandman.jpg

Spidey:Uhh, why is sand going into my crotch?

[Ebil Gig]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Venom:MTV please...PIMP MY RIDE!

[Ebil Gig]

http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/7163/sm19copyxs3.jpg

Spidey:Before I was Spider-Man, I was a mess.Then one day I discovered Subway.Subway has helped me lost 30 pounds!And it will help you too!

[Fran]

I think I´m gonna start making t-shirts, hehe...

I get a free one, because I was teh first.

[Fran]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Venom:MTV please...PIMP MY RIDE!

LOL!

You're teh pwn, Ebil.

[Sean Adisano]

LMOA:up:.

thank you :)

[Sean Adisano]

LOL :up:

and thank you...and its been a while since i've seen you...not that i'm complaining

[Fran]

I LOL as well to your captions, Sean.

[Sean Adisano]

*RINGING OF A PHONE*

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "Ben dear, put the phone on speaker will you?"

Ben: "Sure May...hello?"

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/images/pictures/peter/small/Spider-Man-Movie_peter4.jpg

Peter: "AUNT MAY!!!!! UNCLE BEN!!!!!! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!! ITS COMING!!!"

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "Oh Peter, slow down dear, your going to run yourslef out of breath. now sweetie, what is coming? oh, is it my tiffani lamp!?

Ben: "no May, its my box of Viagra."

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/images/pictures/peter/small/Spider-Man-Movie_peter4.jpg

Peter: "NO YOU STUPID OLD PRUNE-SUCKERS!!!!! ITS COMING!!!! RUN!!!!

*A KNOCK OF AT THE DOOR*

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "hold on Peter, there's a knock at the door. who on earth could that be!?"

Ben: "better be my Viagra...otherwise our anniversary is going to be short."

http://f5.putfile.com/6/15415054910.jpg

fat M.J: "ROAR!!!!!"

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Ben: "S***!!!! i'll never get my Viagra"

Aunt May: "oh Ben, will find something else to do for 3 minutes on our anniversary."

[Sean Adisano]

I LOL as well to your captions, Sean.

thanks much :up: :)