Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Matt Murdock]

not that funny.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00152/Spider-Man_2_152746b.jpg


WILLEM: My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

TOBEY: Shrimp stew, shrimp sandwich, fried shrimp, shrimp scampi, shrimp with pasa, shrimp with tarter sauce.... that was kinda funny.

[gtkilla]

i hate forest gump

[Spider-ManHero12]

i hate forest gump i dont like that movie.

[gtkilla]

why don't you like it?

[vampireslayer97]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

MAY: Ben, have you noticed anything strange about Peter lately?

http://www.jeffgoode.com/img/spiderman_dance.gif

(Singing) I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic!

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg


BEN: Only since he's started watching Queer as Folk and The L Word.

MAY: Ohhh, he's such a good dancer! I bet he'll find a good girl now!

BEN: I really don't think that's his intention.

[gvcool2]

seriously what are people's inspirations for these captions??

[Spider-ManHero12]

why don't you like it? its not my type of movie, my grandmother likes it though, i ask her why and she says because its a really good movie.

[vampireslayer97]

not that funny.

Everyone used up all the good lines. :oldrazz:

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

MAY: Ben, have you noticed anything strange about Peter lately?

http://www.jeffgoode.com/img/spiderman_dance.gif

(Singing) I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic!

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg


BEN: Only since he's started watching Queer as Folk and The L Word.

MAY: Ohhh, he's such a good dancer! I bet he'll find a good girl now!

BEN: I really don't think that's his intention. that was actually very funny:up:.

[gtkilla]

why do you think she likes it? tell me what you didn't like about the story. I'm curious...

[gvcool2]

its not my type of movie, my grandmother likes it though, i ask her why and she says because its a really good movie.

was your grandma ever a philospher?

[Spider-ManHero12]

was your grandma ever a philospher? no, shes one of those grandmothers thats caring.

[gvcool2]

lol....what?

[Spider-ManHero12]

lol....what? she really is, she thinks spiderman is a violent movie, i start laughing and then i tell her its a comc book movie a really really cool one to.

[Matt Murdock]

he doesnt understand "sarcasm"

[Spider-ManHero12]

he doesnt understand "sarcasm" you were being sarcastic? wow i can be dumb sometimes.

[gvcool2]

she really is, she thinks spiderman is a violent movie, i start laughing and then i tell her its a comc book movie a really really cool one to.


oooh those grandmothers, can't live with em...thats pretty much it

[Spider-ManHero12]

oooh those grandmothers, can't live with em...thats pretty much it yeah, that is pretty much it.

[Matt Murdock]

*shakes head*

[gvcool2]

I really could get more sense out of a coconut

[xwolverine2]

MAY: Ohhh, he's such a good dancer! I bet he'll find a good girl now!

BEN: I really don't think that's his intention.
ROTFL!!

[C. Lee]

I really could get more sense out of a coconut
Then how about you spend your time talking to coconuts...instead of trying to start fights or make fun of other people? There are many people who come to these boards of differing degrees of sophistication and intelligence...if someone doesn't come up to your perfect standards....leave..them..alone.

[Matt Murdock]

but...

but, but.....


but......


:(

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/Planet20of20Spiders.jpg
Oh, thank God!! Spider-Man, surely you can help me!!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Uhhh, I don't f***in' think so!

[J. J. Jameson]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/Planet20of20Spiders.jpg
Oh, thank God!! Spider-Man, surely you can help me!!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Uhhh, I don't f***in' think so!

LOL. Is that like a Ramos Spidey action fig?!

[Hotwire]

LOL. Is that like a Ramos Spidey action fig?!
Couldn't tell you. i found it with a google image search for Spider-Man.

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
spidey: B**CH! WHERE ARE MY MUTHAF****N' DOUGHNUTS?!?!?!
*off screen in the kitchen*MJ: THEY'RE COMIN' REAL SOON! PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN!!

[J. J. Jameson]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg

Spidey *thinking*: Did I leave the oven on?

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Spider-man: I wonder what it would be like if I was a dancer hmmmmmmmmm?
http://www.jeffgoode.com/img/spiderman_dance.gif
Crowd: Go Spidey!!! Go Spidey, go!!! Go Spidey!!! Go Spidey, go!!!
Spider-man: HMMMMM I wonder what it would be like if I had my own japanese tv show?

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/j/japanspiderman.jpg
Japan SPider-man: I kick, you fall, me win!!!
http://www.sjfanboy.com/comics/articles/spidermanjapan2.jpg
Japan Spider-man: oh no not work, I summon gaint robot to crush skull-man.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Spider-man: ?????????????????? O..................K I think I'll stick to the dancing.....

[vampireslayer97]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Spider-man: ?????????????????? O..................K I think I'll stick to the dancing.....



lol :up::up::up:

[Spider-Bite]

There are many people who come to these boards of differing degrees of sophistication and intelligence...if someone doesn't come up to your perfect standards....leave..them..alone.

It's rough being superior. I have to leave people alone all the time. http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/Jason141/icon_lol.gif



just kidding. figured I better mention that so I don't get flamed to death.

[Spider-ManHero12]

lunar wolf, that was very funny LOL!!!!:up::up::up:.

[ultimatefan]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Spider-man: I wonder what it would be like if I was a dancer hmmmmmmmmm?
http://www.jeffgoode.com/img/spiderman_dance.gif
Crowd: Go Spidey!!! Go Spidey, go!!! Go Spidey!!! Go Spidey, go!!!
Spider-man: HMMMMM I wonder what it would be like if I had my own japanese tv show?

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/j/japanspiderman.jpg
Japan SPider-man: I kick, you fall, me win!!!
http://www.sjfanboy.com/comics/articles/spidermanjapan2.jpg
Japan Spider-man: oh no not work, I summon gaint robot to crush skull-man.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Spider-man: ?????????????????? O..................K I think I'll stick to the dancing.....


Hehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Spidey: OhmyGod, I can´t uncross my legs... You think fighting supervillains demands flexibility, you should see the crazy positions that MJ asks for...

[Sean Adisano]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/Planet20of20Spiders.jpg

woman: "OH MY GOD!!! HELP ME!! SPIDER-MAN HELP ME!!!"

http://www.jeffgoode.com/img/spiderman_dance.gif

spidey: "Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah, Hey! Dah Dah Dah Dah. Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah, Hey! Dah Dah Dah Dah...oh, i'm coming!"

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/Planet20of20Spiders.jpg

Woman: "uhhhhh, no, thats ok...i'm fine."

[Hotwire]

http://www.jeffgoode.com/img/spiderman_dance.gif
Spidey: Dance, Dance, Revolution championship, here I come!!!

[Fran]

Some people do multiple captions, and get no laughs.

Ultimatefan does one, and it's the best one.

Seriously, it is.

[Hotwire]

Some people do multiple captions, and get no laughs.

Ultimatefan does one, and it's the best one.

Seriously, it is.

Hey, I get some good laughs.:huh:

[Fran]

Hey, I get some good laughs.:huh:

Bingo.

[gvcool2]

Then how about you spend your time talking to coconuts...instead of trying to start fights or make fun of other people? There are many people who come to these boards of differing degrees of sophistication and intelligence...if someone doesn't come up to your perfect standards....leave..them..alone.

the hypocrisy from you mods is laughable, ha

[ultimatefan]

Some people do multiple captions, and get no laughs.

Ultimatefan does one, and it's the best one.

Seriously, it is.
Thanks! I try...:up:

[Wall Crawler]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2wgwvsx.jpg
spiderman thinking : i will sleep here , MJ kicked me out of bed , cos i shot my web to early ,

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/20060107142153_spiderman.jpg
Spidey: OhmyGod, I can´t uncross my legs... You think fighting supervillains demands flexibility, you should see the crazy positions that MJ asks for... LOL!!!!:up:.

[Lunar_Wolf]

lunar wolf, that was very funny LOL!!!!:up::up::up:.

Thanks, gladed you liked :yay:

[Sentinel X]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/j/japanspiderman.jpg
JAPANESE SPIDEY : BANG b****!! BANG BANG!! SHE BANGS!!

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
Okay...umm...who the **** are you?

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8536/will47rr.jpg
Im Spider-man!!

http://www.spider-man2.cz/spider-man2/img/postavy/2.jpg
..........just go home


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3792&stc=1&d=1159222550
Okay, I go home now

[Sean Adisano]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2wgwvsx.jpg

Spidey: ahhhhhh, nothing like a nice relaxing moment..."

M.J: "Peter! i just had 2 shots of vodka!"

Spidey: "I'm not in the mood woman!"

http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/kirsten/Kirsten_Dunst_Maxim_5.jpg

M.J: "Awwwww, thats too bad sweetie."

http://i10.tinypic.com/2wgwvsx.jpg

Spidey: "didgigidgidgdigid...uhhhh, you wouldn't happen to have a towel would ya?"

[Hotwire]

Bingo.
Well, I try. Which is more than I can say for you.

[Fran]

Well, I try. Which is more than I can say for you.

I was just stating my opinion.

No need to be a jerk.

[Joe Kerr]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/venom-full2.gif
ARRRRRG!!!

IM TEH VENUM!!!1!!!!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/Planet20of20Spiders.jpg
OH SPIDEY SAAAAVE MEEEE!!!!!
http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/kirsten/Kirsten_Dunst_Maxim_5.jpg
You're going nowhere Tiger...
http://www.jeffgoode.com/img/spiderman_dance.gif
IM gettin some PUSSY!

http://i10.tinypic.com/2wgwvsx.jpg
Ahhh.... that was GRRRREAT!
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
Thinking: "geez that was over quick!"

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h14/powderman_22222222/168409248_2e5fbd49a5.jpg
STFU, bich...

[Hafssól]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/i/09045-2.jpg

ba dum chhh

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/i/09045-2.jpg

ba dum chhh
WTF???
LOL!!!!!

[Spider-ManHero12]

joe kerr, very good job on your caption, very funny:D.

[Hotwire]

I was just stating my opinion.

No need to be a jerk.
Well, I felt insulted. I tend to take things personal.

[Spider-Bite]

RUN SPIDEY...RUUUNNN...
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2490/runningru5.jpg


782: cheating *******! He's shooting a webline.

[Christian]

http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/kirsten/Kirsten_Dunst_Maxim_5.jpg

MJ: I think i just pooed

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2wgwvsx.jpg

Spidey: ahhhhhh, nothing like a nice relaxing moment..."

M.J: "Peter! i just had 2 shots of vodka!"

Spidey: "I'm not in the mood woman!"

http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/kirsten/Kirsten_Dunst_Maxim_5.jpg

M.J: "Awwwww, thats too bad sweetie."

http://i10.tinypic.com/2wgwvsx.jpg

Spidey: "didgigidgidgdigid...uhhhh, you wouldn't happen to have a towel would ya?"
Hehehehe... You know what, I once dated a chick who whore panties like those and even a nurse hat in bed...

[ultimatefan]

Well, I felt insulted. I tend to take things personal.
No need to fight, fellas. We´re here to have fun. Mal´Akai makes some good captions, farmerfran. Give the dude a shot.

[Hotwire]

No need to fight, fellas. We´re here to have fun. Mal´Akai makes some good captions, farmerfran. Give the dude a shot.
Thanks, pal.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2wgwvsx.jpg

Spidey: ahhhhhh, nothing like a nice relaxing moment..."

M.J: "Peter! i just had 2 shots of vodka!"

Spidey: "I'm not in the mood woman!"

http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/kirsten/Kirsten_Dunst_Maxim_5.jpg

M.J: "Awwwww, thats too bad sweetie."

http://i10.tinypic.com/2wgwvsx.jpg

Spidey: "didgigidgidgdigid...uhhhh, you wouldn't happen to have a towel would ya?" hahahahaha:up::D.

[Sean Adisano]

Hehehehe... You know what, I once dated a chick who whore panties like those and even a nurse hat in bed...

lucky bastard :up:

[LadyMoira]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/venom-full2.gif

What do you mean I didn't even make it to the first cut on American Idol? Simon's intestines are mine!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/i/09045-2.jpg
Hey, how did you guess I wrote the scripts for Batman & Robin, Elektra, Catwoman and Blade Trinity?

[titan101]

lol it's kinda wrong but i had to do it :


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h14/powderman_22222222/168409248_2e5fbd49a5.jpg


tobey : you will taste the black sperm of my vengeance !!!!

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/downloads/wallpapers/images/sm3_wp2_1024x768.jpg

topher : AAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! WTF?!!!

[Ebil Gig]

Eww, LOL:p

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://d1268247.u31.mygisol.com/Ashton_Kutcher/ashton_kutcher2.jpg
Ashton: Well my little punkers, today on Punk'd we will be punking none other then Tobey Mcguire and Kirsten Dunst. We told Tobey he has aids and told Dunst she has the crabs. Here is they're reaction.



http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h14/powderman_22222222/168409248_2e5fbd49a5.jpg

http://d1268247.u31.mygisol.com/Ashton_Kutcher/ashton_kutcher2.jpg
Ashton: Next time on Punk'd we see what happens when we steal Tom and Kaites baby and hold it for ransom

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/katiebday.jpg
Tom: Tell me were the ****ing baby is Katie!!
Kaite: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Thats next time on Punk'd

[lordofthenerds]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/venom-full2.gif
A symbiote orgasm taking place...

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-41.jpg

Norman: "AHHHHHH!!! MY GROIN!!!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-33.jpg

Spidey: "hmmmm, cute a$$!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg

Goblin: "Oh yea Spidey, you like to look at my a$$ don't you? well here it is again!"

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-7.jpg

Spidey: "just let me get my camera!"

[LadyMoira]

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/downloads/wallpapers/images/sm3_wp2_1024x768.jpg

No I don't need to see a dermatoligist yet I just need a little aloe!

[Carnotaur3]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-41.jpg

NORMAN: Oh GOD! I should have learned! I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED!!!

(10 bucks for the person who understands what he should have leanred)

[gvcool2]

^ not to anally penetrate his glider

[gvcool2]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg

'COME BACK SPIDER-MAN, YOU DROPPED THE SOAP!!'

[Wall Crawler]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg
i picked the wrong day of the month to go down on her

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spider-man-1-27.jpg
Spider-Man: Why is everyone running away?? What's the matter?? Hasn't anyone seen a Green Goblin balloon before??

[Hotwire]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg
Here we see Norman using one of the gliders "Extra Special XXX Features."

[Omega214]

^ o man thats so sick...but i cnt help but laugh

[Hotwire]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-33.jpg
Goblin to J.J. Jameson: We shouldn't talk here. The room seems to be bugged.

[Spider-Bite]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-33.jpg

green goblin: sheesh look at this mess. who lives here?

[Omega214]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-33.jpg
Goblin to J.J. Jameson: We shouldn't talk here. The room seems to be bugged.
hah, clever

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-37.jpg

Spidey: "Damn subway...never any seats."

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-44.jpg

M.J: "PETER! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! A CAR IS COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW!"

Peter: "Ha! nice try, but i'm not falling for that."

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg

M.J: "don't worry, i'm fine."

Peter: "I don't remember asking if you were."

[gvcool2]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-44.jpg

'Mary Jane WHAT have I told you about hailing for a cab in new york!!'

[Sean Adisano]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg

Norman: "well, there goes my plans for the evening."

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg

Peter: "OH MAN! i sure hope that guy had Geico."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg

'COME BACK SPIDER-MAN, YOU DROPPED THE SOAP!!' hehe:D:up:.

[Sentinel X]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1492/newyorkset220606027bg.jpg
MAN (thinking) : Umm...pretty....****, Im getting a boner
KIRSTEN(through clentched teeth) : Sam...tell this guy he has five seconds to get his dick away from me

[chaseter]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg
"Ohhh why is my son wearing that ridiculous outfit?"

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg
Norman: OHMYGOOOOOOD... what was I thinking ordering an artificial vagina that got the mold from Janet Reno?

[lordofthenerds]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg
Normon: Next time...I'm getting...a hand job.

[Sentinel X]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!....well, at least we'll never have to see 'Sins of the Past'

[Ebil Gig]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-33.jpg

Spidey:Before you die Goblin, I must tell you this...

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg

Norman:WHAT!?Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's son?NOOOO!

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://myvideostore.com/images/content/people/pics/sam_raimi.jpg
Sam: You know it's Spider-man 3, so the CGI will have to blow your mind away, here are some new finished CGI shots from SM3.

http://www.acegamez.co.uk/Screenshots/Spider-Man%20The%20Movie%20(XB)%20SS01.jpg
Sam: This shot here took us hours and hours to accomplish.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/40/Spiderman1967.jpg
Sam: When I saw this shot I was like Bill this is the money maker.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009QMR3.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
Sam: I wanted to improve the suit so I add muscle of course. Tobey has more flexibility this way.

http://www.painetworks.com/photos/gp/gp1826.JPG
Tom: Being the stunt man for Tobey is very hard work. It's one thing to have a stunt man behind the mask but I have to do the stunts outside it, it's a whole new ball game.

http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/3723030A61UC92844M.jpg
Sam: Yeah were going to have the Spider-car in this film. I think the fans one begging for this one so I said hey lets give them the car.

[Master Snake]

^^Very nice. :D

[Sean Adisano]

this isn't a caption, but i just had to say that Spidey has come a LOOOOOOOONG way:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/40/Spiderman1967.jpg

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-71.jpg

[Christian]

this isn't a caption, but i just had to say that Spidey has come a LOOOOOOOONG way:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/40/Spiderman1967.jpg

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-71.jpg

lmao .. so true :p

[LadyMoira]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg

MJ-"Jesus will you look at this! I swear the next sequel is the LAST!"

[ultimatefan]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg
Peter: Jesus, MJ, I told you not to drink before you drive!
MJ: Shut up, I dropped an astronaut for a guy who sticks to walls and shoots webs and fights supervillains and I always end up being the damsel in distress! I NEED TO DRINK!!

[Morgoth]

edit

[Morgoth]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg

MJ:"Dang it Pete, I am not dancing with you anymore, look at what your two left feet have done!"

Pete:"Wait'll you see what my two left nuts can do."

[Spider-ManHero12]

lunarwolf, nice job, hahaha:D:up:.

[LadyMoira]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg


Norman-"WTF? In the comics I get impaled in the chest...The CHEST!!!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg

Norman: "AHHHH! this hurts more than it looks...BELIEVE ME!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg

Peter: "Damn woman, you definitely have the biggest farts in the relationship...maybe you should see a doctor, there is no way this can be healthy."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg

Peter: "Damn woman, you definitely have the biggest farts in the relationship...maybe you should see a doctor, there is no way this can be healthy." cool:D:up:.

[LadyMoira]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-37.jpg

Spidey-"Friggin cheapskate Jameson never springs for cab fare!"

[Fran]

No need to fight, fellas. We´re here to have fun. Mal´Akai makes some good captions, farmerfran. Give the dude a shot.

He does, I guess... We cool, Mal'Akai?

[Christian]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg


Norman-"WTF? In the comics I get impaled in the chest...The CHEST!!!"

hahahaha... tht one actualy made me lol :)

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2z9eefl.jpg
Narrator: This concludes our re-enactement of ¨The Joel Schumacher Batman movies marathon"...

[Morgoth]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-37.jpg

Spidey:"Oh yeah, here it comes!" FART!!!

Everyone:"Yagh, that's horrible! Run!!!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-37.jpg

Spidey:"Oh yeah, here it comes!" FART!!!

Everyone:"Yagh, that's horrible! Run!!!" tee hee:D.

[Ebil Gig]

LOL.Nice use of the people on the train's facial expression, Morgoth:D

[LadyMoira]

http://www.chicagomarriage.com/photos/spiderman3_lg.jpg

Spidey-"Rule #7 in Wedding Crashing; Blend in by standing out!"

[Christian]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-37.jpg

Spidey:"Oh yeah, here it comes!" FART!!!

Everyone:"Yagh, that's horrible! Run!!!"

lmao.. how approriate.. look at the old guy at the right.. hees like

"oh.. oh.. OMG... " *turns away :p

[ultimatefan]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg
MJ: Oh my God, we´ve been attacked by a supervillain!
Peter: Actually, no, that bitsch Michelle Rodriguez´s plastered with tequila again!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg
MJ: Oh my God, we´ve been attacked by a supervillain!
Peter: Actually, no, that bitsch Michelle Rodriguez´s plastered with tequila again! nice:D.

[Christian]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg
MJ: Oh my God, we´ve been attacked by a supervillain!
Peter: Actually, no, that bitsch Michelle Rodriguez´s plastered with tequila again!

lmao..

daft woman got herself fired for tht :p

[LadyMoira]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/spiderman8.JPG

Doc Ock-"Hey there hot stuff...wanna know what a few extra limbs can really do?"

[Ebil Gig]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

Spidey:Why are them both staring at my crotch?

[Ebil Gig]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg

Brock:FLAVOR FLAVVVVVVV!!

[Fran]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

Spidey:Why are them both staring at my crotch?

ROFL!!!

[Spider-Bite]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

spidey: watch us punch this guy in the head!

Captain America : in the name of America!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

Spidey:Why are them both staring at my crotch? fine job:D.

[chaseter]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

Rumsfeld: "We can finally win this war now...YES!"

[chaseter]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg
"We will never eat at Billy Joel's themed restaurant again."

[ultimatefan]

lmao..

daft woman got herself fired for tht :p
Her character was killed off from Lost... The producers say she only wanted to be there for a year, but given that both her and Cynthia Watros, who played Libby - who also got killed off - were in the same DUI episode...

[ultimatefan]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

Spidey:Why are them both staring at my crotch?
Hehehe, some captions pretty much write themselves... That pic is a nice found...

[LadyMoira]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

Rumsfeld-"Who needs to win superheroes hearts and minds when you got clones?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

Rumsfeld-"Who needs to win superheroes hearts and minds when you got clones?"

hahahahaha

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020122/1011715387__spiderman_l.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: ""It's not that I don't love you. You know how much I do. And it's not that I've found someone to take the place of you. It's just the fear that lives within me everytime you touch my hand and a dread that shakes my body that even I don't understand. So I'm leaving (I'm leaving, yes I am). This time I'm playin' it smart (I'm leaving, yes I am). I'm gonna walk away from a love (walk away from love) before love breaks my heart.
(I'm gonna walk away from a love)
(gonna walk away, gonna walk away)
(gonna walk away, gonna walk away)..."

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020122/1011715387__spiderman_l.jpg

M.J: "i need to tell you now that i love you! i love you so much!"

Spidey: "WOW...even with the mask on i can still smell your rancid breath!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020122/1011715387__spiderman_l.jpg

M.J: "oh spider-man, i don't want to die. please save the kids and me, please save u...oh my god, is that an erection i feel!!!!!"

Spidey: "hey, a hero has to get a little something in return...am i right baby!"

[LadyMoira]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg

Spiderman-"Am I allowed to take off my mask?"

Felicia-"No way-that just kills the mood."

Spiderman-"Well can I take off anything else?"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020122/1011715387__spiderman_l.jpg

M.J: "i need to tell you now that i love you! i love you so much!"

Spidey: "WOW...even with the mask on i can still smell your rancid breath!" sweetness:D.

[LadyMoira]

http://www.mennoboy.com/chris/archives/images/spiderman.jpg

Spiderman-"I wanna know if you've ever seen rain...coming down on a summer's day..."

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

All 3: POWER RANGERS!!!

[LadyMoira]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg

MJ-"No better way to keep yourself prepped for your lover than by wearing something that belongs to him..."


http://www.geocities.com/spiderman_movies/harry_osborne.jpg

Harry-"Why do you think I'm wearing Pete's glasses?"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg

MJ-"No better way to keep yourself prepped for your lover than by wearing something that belongs to him..."


http://www.geocities.com/spiderman_movies/harry_osborne.jpg

Harry-"Why do you think I'm wearing Pete's glasses?"

LoL

[Sean Adisano]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg

MJ-"No better way to keep yourself prepped for your lover than by wearing something that belongs to him..."


http://www.geocities.com/spiderman_movies/harry_osborne.jpg

Harry-"Why do you think I'm wearing Pete's glasses?"

LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! nice :D

[Hotwire]

http://hughesforamerica.typepad.com/hughes_for_america/images/PH2005042801998.jpg

Spidey:Why are them both staring at my crotch?
Great one! Ultimatefan nailed it, some captions right themselves.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg

MJ-"No better way to keep yourself prepped for your lover than by wearing something that belongs to him..."


http://www.geocities.com/spiderman_movies/harry_osborne.jpg

Harry-"Why do you think I'm wearing Pete's glasses?" *drink squirts out of nose*, that was good:D:D:D.

[lordofthenerds]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg

MJ-"No better way to keep yourself prepped for your lover than by wearing something that belongs to him..."


http://www.geocities.com/spiderman_movies/harry_osborne.jpg

Harry-"Why do you think I'm wearing Pete's glasses?"
lmao, very clever. :up:

[Carnotaur3]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-47.jpg

Peter: Should have paid at the meter.

[Fran]

Ebil's "Why are both of them staring at my crotch?" one was great.

I'm too lazy to quote it. :p

[ultimatefan]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg
MJ: Let´s answer the big question for good... Are geeks more turned on by superhero costumes than by hot chicks in underwear?

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg
MJ: Let´s answer the big question for good... Are geeks more turned on by superhero costumes than by hot chicks in underwear? funny:D.

[CherryRedSpider]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg
After Peter's post-op transformation and months of hormone therapy, he...ummm she decides to dawn Spidey once again.

[fangrl06]

LMAO!! You people make me sick....

[Morgoth]

http://www.mennoboy.com/chris/archives/images/spiderman.jpg
Halloween Night

"I got a rock."

[Morgoth]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/GG2.jpg

"Batwoman lent me her glider."

[Morgoth]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg

And Peter reveals his real secret.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg
Peter: I want you to put my costume on!!
MJ: Ok Tiger, hehehe your so kinky!!
Peter: DON'T TALK..I'll be back in a minute...

http://www.diamondcomics.com/toychest/toys/jan_03/Green%20Goblin%2013%20Bust.jpg
Peter: I'm back...
MJ: OH MY GOD!
Peter: It's me in a Green Goblin costume...
MJ: Why?
Peter: MJ things are going to getting a little freaky tonight...

Jhttp://www.popimage.com/reviews/pics/PeterParkerTPB.jpg
MJ(shaking)............

[Carnotaur3]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg

Mary Jane: It just want stay down.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Do you like bad girls?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Bad in what sense?"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg
Peter: I want you to put my costume on!!
MJ: Ok Tiger, hehehe your so kinky!!
Peter: DON'T TALK..I'll be back in a minute...

http://www.diamondcomics.com/toychest/toys/jan_03/Green%20Goblin%2013%20Bust.jpg
Peter: I'm back...
MJ: OH MY GOD!
Peter: It's me in a Green Goblin costume...
MJ: Why?
Peter: MJ things are going to getting a little freaky tonight...

Jhttp://www.popimage.com/reviews/pics/PeterParkerTPB.jpg
MJ(shaking)............ "laughs so hard tears come out of eyes":D:D:D.

[Dr. Fate]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg
MJW: "This has not been honorable..."

[Sean Adisano]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/337/6/7/Ms__Mary_Jane_Watson_by_guardian_devil.jpg

Peter: "ok, either this is part of my mutation or i was REALLY drunk last night!"

[Wall Crawler]

http://i10.tinypic.com/49ibk9y.jpg
Chameleon : wtf went wrong???

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i10.tinypic.com/49ibk9y.jpg
Chameleon : wtf went wrong??? good:D.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/spiderman/spid_in_web.jpg
MJ, will you ever clean this ****ing apartment?

[ultimatefan]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/spiderman/spid_in_web.jpg
I swear to God I hope it´s just crap what´s coming out of my butt...

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/spiderman/spid_in_web.jpg
Spider-man: I hate being pregent....

[Ebil Gig]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Peter:Aunt May, you have to help me, I think I'm developing a mutation or something!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif

Peter during his transformation

http://i10.tinypic.com/49ibk9y.jpg

Peter at the end of his mutation

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brooklynrecord.com/archives/060623spider1.gif
MJ: "Stop! In The Name of Love... Before You Break My Heart..."

[Hotwire]

He does, I guess... We cool, Mal'Akai?
We cool!

[Hotwire]

Here we see the elusive 4th villian from the upcoming Spider-Man 3!!!














http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/zback.jpg
Sasquatch!!!

[Christian]

http://i10.tinypic.com/49ibk9y.jpg
Chameleon : wtf went wrong???

lmfao.. tht one was good.

[ultimatefan]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-21.jpg
OHMYGOD, Sandman is attacking! I need to get into action!

http://i10.tinypic.com/49ibk9y.jpg
You were saying, honey?

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-21.jpg
Uh, well, how much damage can Sandman make in two minutes anyway...

[LadyMoira]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs7/300W/i/2005/269/5/7/Mary_Jane_and_Gwen_Stacey_by_DirtWorM.jpg

MJ-"It's just webbing Gwen...I swear!"

Gwen-"Don't worry MJ...I trust you and I trust Peter even more...that man will love me until my dying day..."

mmm...maybe not so funny...

[ultimatefan]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs7/300W/i/2005/269/5/7/Mary_Jane_and_Gwen_Stacey_by_DirtWorM.jpg

MJ-"It's just webbing Gwen...I swear!"

Gwen-"Don't worry MJ...I trust you and I trust Peter even more...that man will love me until my dying day..."

mmm...maybe not so funny...
But the pic is definitely worth posting, hehe...

[ultimatefan]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs7/300W/i/2005/269/5/7/Mary_Jane_and_Gwen_Stacey_by_DirtWorM.jpg
Gwen: Eeeeew... This is the last time I accept Peter´s invitation for a threesome...
MJ: You should see when he ties me up... To the building´s pole...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/spiderman/spid_in_web.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Guys, please, can you give me five minutes?!"

[LadyMoira]

http://www.gothamcomics.com/spiderman_india/press_spid_india/IMAGE6_sm.jpg

Spiderman-"A bit nippy today...good thing I got my long underwear on under this suit..."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/spiderman/spid_in_web.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Guys, please, can you give me five minutes?!"
Hehehe, ten bucks for those who catch the reference...

[Wall Crawler]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2cgdh0l.gif
spiderman 3 should be spanking

[Wall Crawler]

http://i10.tinypic.com/29ckhds.jpg
gwen : who shot the load on your backside MJ ???

[LadyMoira]

http://tarnaud.typepad.com/foreign_correspondent/images/spiderman.jpg

Spidey-"Jesus these bright lights make it just imporrsible to see under this mask...that's better...uh oh.."

[Wall Crawler]

http://i10.tinypic.com/30ua884.jpg
surprise

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe, ten bucks for those who catch the reference...
How long till we just up and tell them?

http://i10.tinypic.com/2cgdh0l.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Quiet or papa spank!"

[hulkamania85]

Well I did these in another thread but that one doesn't seem to get much action these days.

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg

Spider-Man: So are you finally going to toss her or what?
Goblin: No, I was just waiting for her slippers to fall off. Now she's going to be really uncomfortable until you rescue her!
Spider-Man: You fiend.

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1/spidey5301hm4.jpg

Goblin: Whoa, MJ! Have you put on weight since the last time I captured you? 'Cause you know I'd never actually drop...

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/1184/spidey5303qz2.jpg

Goblin: Aw, crap!

[TrailerCues]

Well I did these in another thread but that one doesn't seem to get much action these days.

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg

Spider-Man: So are you finally going to toss her or what?
Goblin: No, I was just waiting for her slippers to fall off. Now she's going to be really uncomfortable until you rescue her!
Spider-Man: You fiend.

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1/spidey5301hm4.jpg

Goblin: Whoa, MJ! Have you put on weight since the last time I captured you? 'Cause you know I'd never actually drop...

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/1184/spidey5303qz2.jpg

Goblin: Aw, crap!

Funny but the Goblin should be saying in the last pic "Look Spidey no hands on MJ"

[LadyMoira]

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg

MJ-"What? Nobody said anything about hanging off a freaking bridge when I took the part?"

Norman-"Sorry Red, but by the time Bryce is available I'm out of the series!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg

MJ- Crap, people can see I´m not wearing panties!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg

MJ- Crap, people can see I´m not wearing panties!
Bwahahahahaha!

http://tarnaud.typepad.com/foreign_correspondent/images/spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way."
http://www.hillcity-comics.com/poster_misc/green_arrow.jpg
GREEN ARROW: "Bloody conservative!"
http://tarnaud.typepad.com/foreign_correspondent/images/spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, we're like not even in the same universe...:csad:"

[ultimatefan]

How long till we just up and tell them?


I think that´s enough... It´s from the classic Simpsons episode Homer The Herectic, where Homer decides not going to church anymore. He appears surrounded by birds and squirrels, looking like St. Francis, being all kind to them. but then they won´t leave him alone and when they follow him to the shower, he goes, "c´mon, guys, give me five minutes!"

[LadyMoira]

http://www.valinor.com.br/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/Spiderman%20e%20Batman.jpg

Batman-"It's bad enough you knock off Selina with that ho Felicia...now you're muscling in on my claims for best comic book franchise as well?"

Spiderman-"Hey cut a working guy a break! You wanna go pulverize someone try the other troubled billionaire industrialist hero with his own coming out..."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.valinor.com.br/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/Spiderman%20e%20Batman.jpg

Batman-"It's bad enough you knock off Selina with that ho Felicia...now you're muscling in on my claims for best comic book franchise as well?"

Spiderman-"Hey cut a working guy a break! You wanna go pulverize someone try the other troubled billionaire industrialist hero with his own coming out..."
Hey, Douglas De C Costa sounds like a Brazillian name... Pretty cool!

[Sean Adisano]

http://tarnaud.typepad.com/foreign_correspondent/images/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man: "i know that after these past 5 years, i finally revealed who i am. i am happy to answer any questions you have."

Man 1: "How'd you get you powers?"

Man 2: "are you superman?"

Woman 1: "are you doing anything tonight?"

Man 3: "are you doing anything tonight?"

Spider-Man: "long story
no
no
i am now!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.valinor.com.br/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/Spiderman%20e%20Batman.jpg

Batman-"It's bad enough you knock off Selina with that ho Felicia...now you're muscling in on my claims for best comic book franchise as well?"

Spiderman-"Hey cut a working guy a break! You wanna go pulverize someone try the other troubled billionaire industrialist hero with his own coming out..."
Bwahahahahahahaha - brilliant!

http://www.valinor.com.br/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/Spiderman%20e%20Batman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Are you actually even there?"
BATMAN: "No, I'm a painting. Got a problem with it?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Not really, seeing as how I'm made of CGI."

[LadyMoira]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/136/046_SPIDERMAN_BATTLES_GREEN_GOBLIN~Spider-Man-Battles-Green-Goblin-Posters.jpg

Spidey-"Come on Norman you can't have both pumpkins to yourself when I don't have one...Please, Please, Please..."

Goblin-"If you're so into equal sharing move to Russia!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.valinor.com.br/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/Spiderman%20e%20Batman.jpg

Spidey: "A man who dresses up like a bat, clearly has issue's."

[Spider-Bite]

man these all suck

[Spider-Bite]

man these all suck

[Matt Murdock]

not meaning to sound like a jerk, but these have gotten really un-funny. (I personally never thought that most of these were funny in the first place, though)

i think the problem is sony, they need to give us more stuff to work with, talk about, and get hyped about. Ive noticed that my personal excitement about this movie has been slowly dropping for weeks. The venom pic was a big letdown. C'mon sony, release the second trailer, already!

[Dr. Fate]

not meaning to sound like a jerk, but these have gotten really un-funny. (I personally never thought that most of these were funny in the first place, though)

i think the problem is sony, they need to give us more stuff to work with, talk about, and get hyped about. Ive noticed that my personal excitement about this movie has been slowly dropping for weeks. The venom pic was a big letdown. C'mon sony, release the second trailer, already!
I think you're right. :csad: But I do like the one with Spidey doing the Batman Begins quote.

[Hotwire]

Just use your seach engines guys. Do image searches on google, ask, and yahoo. You can find some decent pics. That's where I got the one of the Spidey action figure on the bench.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Just use your seach engines guys. Do image searches on google, ask, and yahoo. You can find some decent pics. That's where I got the one of the Spidey action figure on the bench.

Exactly, they don't to be Spidey 3 pictures.

[ultimatefan]

http://tarnaud.typepad.com/foreign_correspondent/images/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man: I know that this revelation will shock you and confuse you, but... I´m Katie Holme´s baby´s real dad...

[Dr. Fate]

http://tarnaud.typepad.com/foreign_correspondent/images/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man: I know that this revelation will shock you and confuse you, but... I´m Katie Holme´s baby´s real dad...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SPIDER-MAN: "Take that, Brandon Routh!"

[Hafssól]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
Spider-Man 4: The Goblin Strikes Back

[Lunar_Wolf]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SPIDER-MAN: "Take that, Brandon Routh!"

LMFAO:woot:

[Hafssól]

After SM3 flops, what will happen to spider-man?


http://www.vodkafish.com/upload/spidey.jpg
http://www.nybma.com/gallery/noguts_noglory/spidey.jpg

[Yurka]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
Spider-Man 4: The Goblin Strikes Back

LOL, fabulous

[Fran]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
Spider-Man 4: The Goblin Strikes Back

ROLFMAO!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
Spider-Man: I wish I could quit you...

[Hotwire]

Here we see The Green Goblin playing a practical joke on Spider-Man while he's passed-out-drunk and the annual Marvel Christmas party.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
GG: Quick, take the picture, this is gonna be great!!

[Hafssól]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
(Insert Green Condom joke here)

[Hotwire]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
Spider-Man 4: The Goblin Strikes Back
Good stuff! Where did you find the pic??

[Hotwire]

Here we see The Green Goblin playing a practical joke on Spider-Man while he's passed-out-drunk and the annual Marvel Christmas party.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
GG: Quick, take the picture, this is gonna be great!!
And here we see Spidey after viewing the pictures GG took!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spiderpuke.jpg

[Hafssól]

Good stuff! Where did you find the pic??


I googled spidey.

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/MAR71870-72876500px.jpg
Harry: How do you guys like my Goblin costume now?!?!?!

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/venom_spidey.jpg
Venom: Hey Spider-Man, watcha doin'???
Spidey: Shh, I'm looking for Venom, now leave me alone!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spiderpuke.jpg
Spidey (thinking): That´s what I deserve, "it´s okay hanging out with Robert Downey Jr. now, he´s playing Iron Man!", my ass!

[ultimatefan]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
Spidey: I can believe I´m doing this...
FF: Shut up, if we do this right we may show up in a Robot Chicken sketch!

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey.jpg
Spidey: Damn it!!! Out of webbing again!!! I'm never gonna catch the bad-guys this way!!

[Hotwire]

Spider-Man 4:Attack of the Clones!!!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg

[Hotwire]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg
Kid: You're not the real Spider-Man! You're just some guy in a costume!!




(I actually said that to a guy doing a Spider-Man appearance at a mall when I was 4.)

[Sean Adisano]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg

a Spidey Orgy!

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg

a Spidey Orgy!
And here we thought he only had one costume. Looks like he had one for M.J. and one for Gwen!

[ultimatefan]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg
here´s our re-enactement of how the clone saga ****ed up Spidey...

[Ebil Gig]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg

Spidey on the right:Eww, if your gonna shoot me from your web, shoot it from your hands and not there!

[Spider-Bite]

not meaning to sound like a jerk, but these have gotten really un-funny. (I personally never thought that most of these were funny in the first place, though)

i think the problem is sony, they need to give us more stuff to work with, talk about, and get hyped about. Ive noticed that my personal excitement about this movie has been slowly dropping for weeks. The venom pic was a big letdown. C'mon sony, release the second trailer, already!

I used to think that a lot of them were funny, but god this thread has been ruined. The overwhelming majoirty of them absolutely suck. I wish the mods would stroll through here, and delete all the non funny ones.

[chaseter]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg

Someone's mind is not in the right place...that is not a caption.

"Initiation day into the 'Spida Omega Kappa' fraternity" is my caption.

[chaseter]

I used to think that a lot of them were funny, but god this thread has been ruined. The overwhelming majoirty of them absolutely suck. I wish the mods would stroll through here, and delete all the non funny ones.
Then your post would be deleted as well because of the lack of funny. I do agree though that a lot of them in here are just dumb. My captions aren't the best but I put some thought into them.:yay:

[Spider-Bite]

and why are so many perverted? I swear it's like this place must be flooded with child molestors or something.

[chaseter]

and why are so many perverted? I swear it's like this place must be flooded with child molestors or something.
Yea...and the flooding of fart jokes.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
Spidey: Oh no not again!!!

[Dark Phantom]

and why are so many perverted? I swear it's like this place must be flooded with child molestors or something.


uhhhh.....:ninja:

*shifty eye movements*

[Hotwire]

So let's see some captions from Spider-Bite and Spideyssuperfan. Since they think everyone else is so unfunny. Put your money where your mouths are, guys. Show US the funny.

[Matt Murdock]

oh, here we go, another idiot who thinks that someone has to be better than everyone else at something in order to post an opinion. and by the way, i didnt put the onus on everyone else i put the blame on sony. read my damn post before you go on a tangent, moron.

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/lilspidey.jpg
Guy w/ camera: This is great!! Spider-Man is posing for a picture!! Just for me!
Bald man: Gee, how'd you ever talk him into it?? Jackass!

[Matt Murdock]

and i think that if you're going to use the phrase "put my money where my mouth is", you should at least know what it means. If i were putting my money where my mouth is, then i would have released the second trailer for spider-man 3 or posted more offical pictures of venom. See, if i put my money where my mouth is, im living up to something i said, or im following my own advice. Not once did i tell people to be funnier, i simply stated that most of these arent funny.

[Joe Kerr]

(SCENE: Mens Restroom)

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/Jason141/goblin2.jpg
Heh, HEY PETE!

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/168409248_2e5fbd49a5.jpg
What?
*turns head, looks down*

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8589/30cq.jpg
****, ITS THE BATWING!!!!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DONCHA *****!!!!!
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/venom-full.jpg
RARWWG!!!! Hit that, NORMAN!!!!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/micheal.jpg
DAYUM, i stumbled in the WRONG bathroom t'day....
:wow:

[Hafssól]

http://frost.wedoourownstunts.com/pictures/comics/01.jpg

[Yurka]

Spider-Man 4:Attack of the Clones!!!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg

lol, spidey is busting a nut in the other spideys face, haha

[Hafssól]

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/testimonials/spidey.jpg
Spidey: RIDE ME LIKE SEABISCUIT!!!!!

[Hotwire]

Delete.

[Hafssól]

Joel Schumacher presents:
SPIDER-MAN 4: The Travesty

http://www.wneptheater.org/images/Spidey.jpg
Spider-Man: I have an emergency!!!! Quick Spider-Camel!! To the Spider-Cave!!

http://www.camelcaravan.ae/dubai/camelpic/spidey.jpg
Spider-Camel: Moo?

http://www.bouncycastles.co.nz/images/spidey%20new.jpg
At the Spider-Cave

http://softdoc.by.ru/spidey.jpg
Spidey: Much better....







too much blood in my alcohol system



http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/esp2/spidey.jpg

[Flash-er]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/commonwombat/anal-rape-spidey.jpg
Goblin: I've been like a father to you, be a son to me now.

[Flash-er]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spideyflirt.jpg
Spiderman to woman in sweatshirt: I've got your hard rock right here...

[Joe Kerr]

Joel Schumacher presents:
SPIDER-MAN 4: The Travesty

http://www.wneptheater.org/images/Spidey.jpg
Spider-Man: I have an emergency!!!! Quick Spider-Camel!! To the Spider-Cave!!

http://www.camelcaravan.ae/dubai/camelpic/spidey.jpg
Spider-Camel: Moo?

http://www.bouncycastles.co.nz/images/spidey%20new.jpg
At the Spider-Cave

http://softdoc.by.ru/spidey.jpg
Spidey: Much better....







too much blood in my alcohol system



http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/esp2/spidey.jpg
best, caption, EVER...

:)

:up:

[Flash-er]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg
Even the Spider-man fraternity has it's hazing rituals...

[Hotwire]

Joel Schumacher presents:
SPIDER-MAN 4: The Travesty

http://www.wneptheater.org/images/Spidey.jpg
Spider-Man: I have an emergency!!!! Quick Spider-Camel!! To the Spider-Cave!!

http://www.camelcaravan.ae/dubai/camelpic/spidey.jpg
Spider-Camel: Moo?

http://www.bouncycastles.co.nz/images/spidey%20new.jpg
At the Spider-Cave

http://softdoc.by.ru/spidey.jpg
Spidey: Much better....







too much blood in my alcohol system



http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/esp2/spidey.jpg
I think it's funny, but let's see if it holds up the scrutiny of Spider-Bite and Spideyssuperfan. LOL

[Hafssól]

screw those guys. I'm not looking for comments. I'm just reaaaaaaally bored.

[Matt Murdock]

Joel Schumacher presents:
SPIDER-MAN 4: The Travesty

http://www.wneptheater.org/images/Spidey.jpg
Spider-Man: I have an emergency!!!! Quick Spider-Camel!! To the Spider-Cave!!

http://www.camelcaravan.ae/dubai/camelpic/spidey.jpg
Spider-Camel: Moo?

http://www.bouncycastles.co.nz/images/spidey%20new.jpg
At the Spider-Cave

http://softdoc.by.ru/spidey.jpg
Spidey: Much better....







too much blood in my alcohol system



http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/esp2/spidey.jpg
spidey giving the shocker and spidey camel both made me laugh out loud..

nice job lol.

[chaseter]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/spidey-1.jpg
Even the Spider-man fraternity has it's hazing rituals...
You copied me:cmad:
-post 3508

[Dr. Fate]

LMFAO:woot:
Thank you.

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SPIDER-MAN: "Take it back! Take it back!"
SUPERMAN: "Never! Seinfeld owns That 70s Show!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Alright, you asked for it - I must now kill you until you die from it!"

[Master Snake]

^^Haha!

It's really a sign of how much television I watch that that makes sense to me.

[Matt Murdock]

wait

could spider-man actually do that?