Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Yurka]

Bwahahahahahahaha
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1887/spidey3162ud7.jpg
PETER [drooling]: "Yes... yes... oh yes... c'mon don't be shy... open up... show me what you got!"
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3230/spidey3165do4.jpg
PETER: "Aw snap. What a let down."

lol nice

[hulkamania85]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e393/PlasticPilgrim/katrina_mardi_gras_ladm127.jpg

Amazing Spider-Girl Issue 600: Peter and MJ escape from the old folk's home.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i11.tinypic.com/3zbi59e.jpg

peter : OMFG nice one:woot::up:.

[Sentinel X]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1887/spidey3162ud7.jpg
PETER: What stinks?
MJ: *looks down* Mother****er!!!
PETER: Oh, you didn't read the sign?

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/200510_dogpoop.jpg

[Reikowolf]

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg


Spidey: "So kids... any questions regarding the clone saga?"

[Reikowolf]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1917/sm7275bem5.jpg

kids: *snickering*

Spidey: "*reading card* 'Gwen Stacey falls to her death, do not pass go, do not collect $200.... what the ***** is this'"

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
"Who here has seen Michael Jackson's penis?"

[Fran]

^ LOL Nice.

[Untilteld]

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
Spider-Man: Who here has been touched by Michael Jackson?

http://www.dr.dk/skum/boogie/_img/100x75/michael_jackson_01.jpg
Michael: NOOOOOOOO

http://www.csuchico.edu/lcmt/test/phonefrenzy2-cop_gun.jpg
Cop: FREEZE DIRTBAG!

[Idiotic Idiot06]

^ Uh, ripping me off now are you?

[Matt Murdock]

EEEP!

post scandal!

[Sean Adisano]

http://i11.tinypic.com/3zbi59e.jpg

M.J: "i'm not a normal girl...i have more testosterone in me then estrogen!"

Peter: "mmmhmmmm...so hard, so firm...Peter likey!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i11.tinypic.com/3zbi59e.jpg
MJ: Peter....*opens jacket, voice deepens*....I'm a man.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/scream62997.gif
P: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1887/spidey3162ud7.jpg
MJ: Don't tell Harry. very clever, very funny:woot::up:.

[Fran]

:dry: ^^

Wrong forum, newbie.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
Who here has slept with Madonna?

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
And Angelina Jolie?

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
And Colin Farrel?

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
And who´s hoping to get rich from the lawsuit?

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3230/spidey3165do4.jpg
"Peter I have to show you something"
"What is it?"

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1-5.gif

http://www.beinamovie.com/movie-images/posterpage/SpiderManPeter.JPG
"Damn"


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http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1-5.gif
"Peter, I'm a man"

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2-5.gif
"It's okay"

[Matt Murdock]

lolz! except the 'ima man ones' are starting to become boring.

[Sentinel X]

I was the first one who did the flat chest/kirsten dunst jokes :cool:...at least I think so

[Sentinel X]

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10104000/10104031.jpg
ARNOLD: GET DOWN!!!!


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3861&stc=1&d=1161435939 PETER: AAAAHHHH HELP!!! *ducks for cover*

http://www.5in9.com/graphics/arnold_schwarzenegger_p1.jpg
ARNOLD: Hey pretty boy...Who your daddy!?

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3230/spidey3165do4.jpg
"Peter I have to show you something"
"What is it?"

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1-5.gif

http://www.beinamovie.com/movie-images/posterpage/SpiderManPeter.JPG
"Damn"


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http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1-5.gif
"Peter, I'm a man"

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2-5.gif
"It's okay" one of the funniest kisrten dunst captions:woot::up:.

[Fran]

Nice caption, UltimateFan :up:

Starting to see the oldies return to the threads (like me).

[ultimatefan]

Nice caption, UltimateFan :up:

Starting to see the oldies return to the threads (like me).
Thanks! I´d love to hang around here more, but the lack of news has been terribly discouraging, can´t wait for the trailer...

[Reikowolf]

oh organics thread

hehe those were the days

[hulkamania85]

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man: Alright Spider-Man to the rescue! Don't you worry MJ, Spidey's comin' to save you from the clutches of Doc Ock.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg

MJ: Spider-Man, do these chains make me look fat?

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man:Well, ropes would probably be a bit more flattering to your waistline.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6931/untitled8wl8.png

*Breaks chains*

MJ SMASH!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man: Alright Spider-Man to the rescue! Don't you worry MJ, Spidey's comin' to save you from the clutches of Doc Ock.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg

MJ: Spider-Man, do these chains make me look fat?

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man:Well, ropes would probably be a bit more flattering to your waistline.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8263/untitled8kc0.png

*Breaks chains*

MJ SMASH!
Bwahahahahahahahaha
http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10104000/10104031.jpg
DUTCH: "Prepare to die girly 70s Show man!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Topher_Brock.jpg
TOPHER: "Aw snap..."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man: Alright Spider-Man to the rescue! Don't you worry MJ, Spidey's comin' to save you from the clutches of Doc Ock.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg

MJ: Spider-Man, do these chains make me look fat?

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg

Spider-Man:Well, ropes would probably be a bit more flattering to your waistline.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8263/untitled8kc0.png

*Breaks chains*

MJ SMASH! hulk mj, tee hee, nice job:woot::up:.

[Hotwire]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg
MJ: HELP!!!
http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg
Spidey: Huh!?! Did I just hear a nipple perk up?!?

[Hotwire]

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
Spidey: How many of you here think I'm NOT the real Spider-Man??

[Hotwire]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6291/venomqq9.jpg
Venom: Look at me!! I'm a tree!!!
Spidey: No you're not!! Now get back in the test tube!!

[The Female Torch]

^ Lol

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/spider-man/spiderman-in-web-0013.jpg

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8263/untitled8kc0.png

M.J: "AHHHHHHH!!! SPIDER!!!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6291/venomqq9.jpg
Venom: Look at me!! I'm a tree!!!
Spidey: No you're not!! Now get back in the test tube!! hahaha:woot::up:.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
Who here thinks I´m not Spider-Man, just some pathetic trailer trash loser who´s being paid minimum wage to embarrass himself in a ridiculously cheap costume, get beat in the nuts by annoying spoiled brats, spend all the money in pot and who´ll need years of therapy to get over the humiliation?

[Matt Murdock]

hahaha:woot::up:.

you should come up with a caption. :o

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8079/dunst2zq8.jpg
"Konichiwa"

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/set3.jpg
"Konichiwa"

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5628/dunst5wh2.jpg
"This is how I find out!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Jungle life, I'm far away from nowhere. On my own, like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, I play along while rushing cross the forest. Monkey business on a sunny afternoon. Jungle life, I'm living in the open. Native beat that carries on. Burning bright a fire the blows the signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does themessage get to you? Night to night gimme the
other, gimme the other chance tonight. Gimme the other, gimme the other
night to night gimme the other, gimme the other world..."
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8263/untitled8kc0.png
MJ: "Shut up! You're butchering a great 80s classic!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Jungle life, I'm far away from nowhere. On my own, like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, I play along while rushing cross the forest. Monkey business on a sunny afternoon. Jungle life, I'm living in the open. Native beat that carries on. Burning bright a fire the blows the signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does themessage get to you? Night to night gimme the
other, gimme the other chance tonight. Gimme the other, gimme the other
night to night gimme the other, gimme the other world..."
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8263/untitled8kc0.png
MJ: "Shut up! You're butchering a great 80s classic!" hahahaha, that venom singing cracks me up, keep them coming:woot::up:.

[Dr. Fate]

hahahaha, that venom singing cracks me up, keep them coming:woot::up:.
You got it!

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "I'm, I'm so in love with you. Whatever you want to do is alright with me 'cause you make me feel, so brand new and I want to spend my life with you. Me sayin' since, baby, since we've been together. Ooo, loving you forever is what I need. Let me, be the one you come running to. I'll never be untrue. Ooo baby, let's, let's stay together. Loving you whether, whether times are good or bad, happy or sad..."
http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'm so glad we hired him, aren't you?"
SPIDER-MAN: "I would be if I wasn't afraid of him trying to attack me just as you're about to achieve orgasm."

[Spider-ManHero12]

You got it!

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "I'm, I'm so in love with you. Whatever you want to do is alright with me 'cause you make me feel, so brand new and I want to spend my life with you. Me sayin' since, baby, since we've been together. Ooo, loving you forever is what I need. Let me, be the one you come running to. I'll never be untrue. Ooo baby, let's, let's stay together. Loving you whether, whether times are good or bad, happy or sad..."
http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'm so glad we hired him, aren't you?"
SPIDER-MAN: "I would be if I wasn't afraid of him trying to attack me just as you're about to achieve orgasm." brilliant and funny once again:woot::up:.

[LadyMoira]

http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/q-s/smvenom-05.jpg

Spidey-"Uh oh...better hide..."

Dr. Connors-"Hey who turned all my lab machinery into an art deco project?"

[Fran]

^ Where are teh picz :huh:

[Dr. Fate]

brilliant and funny once again:woot::up:.
Thanks.

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Sugar... Sugar, mmm ... ooh. She sits alone waiting for suggestions. He's so nervous avoiding all her questions. His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding. Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking? If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on, sugar, let me know. If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on, honey, tell me so..."
http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Y'know, he's really ruining those songs for me..."

[Spider-ManHero12]

Thanks.

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Sugar... Sugar, mmm ... ooh. She sits alone waiting for suggestions. He's so nervous avoiding all her questions. His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding. Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking? If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on, sugar, let me know. If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on, honey, tell me so..."
http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Y'know, he's really ruining those songs for me..." hahahahehehaha:woot::up:.

[Dr. Fate]

hahahahehehaha:woot::up:.
Thanks.
http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "I've got sunshine on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside I've got the month of May. I guess you'd say 'What can make me feel this way?' My girl, my girl, my girl, talkin' about my girl. My girl. I've got so much honey the bees envy me. I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees..."
http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I didn't know he was a Motown fan."

[Flash-er]

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
"Who here has seen Michael Jackson's penis?"
Wow, kid in the green shirt's seen it twice....

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.usd475.org/info/Temps/2006%20MH%20Sman/MH%20Spiderman%20%2831%29b.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "What's it all about, Alfie?"

[Morgoth]

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg
"What's wrong Mary Jane?"



http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg

"All the fanboys just won't stop whining about Superman Returns. They all said they'd love it, no matter what, and they knew what was going to happen from reading the script online, and they said they loved the story, but then they started complaining, it makes no sense!"

[LadyMoira]

http://www.hedonistica.com/images/2006/06/spider-man-3-trailer.jpg

Spiderman-"Seriously they have gotta start cleaning these windows."

[Dr. Fate]

Mary Jane is being forced to watch "Superman Returns" -

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg
MARY JANE: "Ahh! Turn it off! Turn it off! For the love of God turn it off!"

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://www.doubleperf.com/photobooth/cinema/images/spider_man_2.jpg
"So that's what I look like."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.doubleperf.com/photobooth/cinema/images/spider_man_2.jpg
"So that's what I look like." teehee:woot::up:.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg
Spider-Man: Yep, I'm going to make a nice dump on your head MJ.



http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg

MJ: NO!!! DON'T!! OH GOD I SEE IT....NO!!!!!!!!1

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg
DUNST: What is up with Sam and these damn wet nipple shots!!

[LadyMoira]

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/images/moviereviews/mv_spider_2.jpg

Harry-"My name is Harry Osborne. You killed my father prepare to die."

Peter-"Sorry Mandy Patinkin just had a better delivery on that one."

[ultimatefan]

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
WHEN A MAAAAAAAN LOVES A WOOOOOOMAN...

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg
MJ: Peter, I don´t mind being dragged to a filthy pier full of rats or being chained or getting my dress wet or you covering yourself in oil...But for the love of God, no Michael Bolton songs!

[Hotwire]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6565/kdunstsm26yphw1.jpg
MJ: These chains will not keep me from, my precious!!!

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
Old Man In Background: "What's that smell?"

[Hotwire]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
Suddenly MJ remembers the only wise words her father ever gave her, "If it reaches your knee it is no longer a fart!"

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
*Kirsten remembers that she accidently put her vibrator on 'clap' mode*

[Dr. Fate]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
*Kirsten remembers that she accidently put her vibrator on 'clap' mode*
Bwahahahahahaha

http://www.doubleperf.com/photobooth/cinema/images/spider_man_2.jpg
PETE: "Gotta look good when I go in to deny those charges of child molestation..."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
*Kirsten remembers that she accidently put her vibrator on 'clap' mode* hahahaha:woot::up:.

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.hedonistica.com/images/2006/06/spider-man-3-trailer.jpg

Spidey: Oh jeez, I REALLY do love mary-Jane

:wow:

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg
Kid: But if you swing from webs, why do we need to go to your car..?

by far and away, the funniest one i read so far :D

[Untilteld]

^ Uh, ripping me off now are you?

Man I thought of mine waaay before yours, I just couldn't find a good pic of Michael

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Let me be your beast of burden..."

[LadyMoira]

http://www.batmanatrajetoria.hpg.ig.com.br/gatanegra.jpeg

Felicia-"God what a team Peter and I made prowling the streets together..."


http://dreamers.com/indices/imagenes/personajes.32.IMAGEN1.jpg

MJ-"Big deal I'm the one he married you criminal nutcase."

Felicia-"Second rate actress!"

MJ-"Maybe but at least I'm not a cheap DC knockoff."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.batmanatrajetoria.hpg.ig.com.br/gatanegra.jpeg

Felicia-"God what a team Peter and I made prowling the streets together..."


http://dreamers.com/indices/imagenes/personajes.32.IMAGEN1.jpg

MJ-"Big deal I'm the one he married you criminal nutcase."

Felicia-"Second rate actress!"

MJ-"Maybe but at least I'm not a cheap DC knockoff."
Hahahaha! Good one!

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
"What becomes of the brokenhearted. What becomes of love departed. I know I've got to find some kind of peace of mind, help me, please..."

[LadyMoira]

http://www.comicsvf.com/scans/vf/marvelfrance/spidermanhorsserie/21.jpg

Spiderman-"Why is it that for me great power comes with great responsibility and for him great power comes with girls and money?!?"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.comicsvf.com/scans/vf/marvelfrance/spidermanhorsserie/21.jpg

Spiderman-"Why is it that for me great power comes with great responsibility and for him great power comes with girls and money?!?"

LMAO

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicsvf.com/scans/vf/marvelfrance/spidermanhorsserie/21.jpg

Spiderman-"Why is it that for me great power comes with great responsibility and for him great power comes with girls and money?!?"
Bwahahahahaha!

http://www.comicsvf.com/scans/vf/marvelfrance/spidermanhorsserie/21.jpg
HUMAN TORCH: "What'd I tell ya - flying beats web swinging any day!"
SPIDER-MAN: "@#$%!"

[LadyMoira]

http://www.universomarvel.com/news/smhom1p4.jpg

Peter Parker-"Cirque de Soleil watch me and weep..."

[Fran]

Good one, Dr. Fate :up:

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.comicsvf.com/scans/vf/marvelfrance/spidermanhorsserie/21.jpg

Spiderman-"Why is it that for me great power comes with great responsibility and for him great power comes with girls and money?!?" mwhahaha:woot::up:.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hedonistica.com/images/2006/06/spider-man-3-trailer.jpg
Black Spidey: Did you call me *****?!?
Red Spidey: Did you call me redneck?!?

[ultimatefan]

http://www.universomarvel.com/news/smhom1p4.jpg

Peter Parker- I have no idea why the Flying Graysons asked me to replace them today, but hey, what could go wrong?

[Fran]

We just need new pictures... once November 17th hits, this thread will be nuts.

[fangrl06]

http://www.hedonistica.com/images/2006/06/spider-man-3-trailer.jpg
Black Spidey: Did you call me *****?!?
Red Spidey: Did you call me redneck?!?
lmao!!!

[The Female Torch]

^

Agreed that was hilarious xD

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.hedonistica.com/images/2006/06/spider-man-3-trailer.jpg
Black Spidey: Did you call me *****?!?
Red Spidey: Did you call me redneck?!? bwhahahahehehehaha, one of the funnist all day:woot::up:.

[NewYorkSpider]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif


I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[Dr. Fate]

Good one, Dr. Fate :up:
Thanks.

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
VENOM: "You're much better at this than Parker ever was."
IRON MAN: ":wow:"

[Wall Crawler]

^ hahahahahahahahaha nice one Dr Fate

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, guys! The Dr. Fate one is cool too!

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
''Honk if your horny''

[Dr. Fate]

Thank you ultimate fan. Is your inbox empty yet?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
''Honk if your horny''
Bwahahahaha!

I like the one about Geico as well.

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg
FRANCO: "You look like that hot red headed chick from That 70s Show before she turned into an ugly blonde."
DUNST: "Why thank you."

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
IRON MAN: "Do you like ribs?"

[ultimatefan]

Thank you ultimate fan. Is your inbox empty yet?


Bwahahahaha!

I like the one about Geico as well.

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg
FRANCO: "You look like that hot red headed chick from That 70s Show before she turned into an ugly blonde."
DUNST: "Why thank you."

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
IRON MAN: "Do you like ribs?"
Should be working now.

[Twin2]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
Venom: Morning sweety.
Iron Man: ....I've really gotta lay off the booze...

[The Female Torch]

^
EWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

:mad:

The gay relationship with Tobey and Willhem was funny

But not Venom....>x(

[Vaportrail]

"I just wanted to cuddle."
"Cuddle? What a ***."

[Spider-ManHero12]

Thanks.

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
VENOM: "You're much better at this than Parker ever was."
IRON MAN: ":wow:" hahaha:woot::up:.

[Dr. Fate]

hahaha:woot::up:.
Thanks.

http://www.batmanatrajetoria.hpg.ig.com.br/gatanegra.jpeg
BLACK CAT: "You know the difference between me and Storm? I make the white hair look good."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f8/TurnerStorm.jpg/223px-TurnerStorm.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/TurnerStorm.jpg)
STORM: "Oh no you didn't! You gonna regret, cracker-*****!"
http://www.batmanatrajetoria.hpg.ig.com.br/gatanegra.jpeg
BLACK CAT: "Aw snap..."

[Idiotic Idiot06]

I'm sorry, but I'm just not finding these last few ones funny...at all.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00152/Spider-Man_2_152740a.jpg
Spider-Man: Hey MJ. Man this week has been messed up. First off Harry tries to kill me.

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/07/spider-man-2-2.jpg
HARRY: I'm going to stab your face and I'm going to sell your body to some rapists.


http://www.indepthreviews.com/spider-man/images/spider-man-3.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: Then on Tuesday I left the gas on.

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2002/spider3.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I also think I'm getting breast cancer.

http://www.crankycritic.com/qa/pf_articles/images/sp2-mj0972.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: Well see ya MJ I gotta go.
MJ: YOU ****ING ****MASTER, YOUR MEANT TO SAVE ME!!!



http://www.hollywoodonlocation.com/hol-explode.jpg
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spider-man/images/spider-man_large_01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I left the gas on again, didn't I?

[Idiotic Idiot06]

^ I award with a mild laugh and the funniest caption for perhaps the last two pages.

[Flash-er]

by far and away, the funniest one i read so far :D
Thanks, but that means you obviously didn't read my multi-picture story...

[NewYorkSpider]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/thumbnails//BUSH-1.sff_WHGH102_20061025121203.jpg

Pres. Bush- I want everyone. To give a nice warm welcome. To Batman.


http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spider-man/images/spider-man_large_01.jpg


You're Kidding Right!

[Scar Predator]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif


I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

LMBO!!!:woot:

[LadyMoira]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg

Harry-"Care for a taste of something sweet?"

MJ-"Thanks Harry I love cotten candy?"

Harry-"Who said anything about cotten candy?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg

Harry-"Care for a taste of something sweet?"

MJ-"Thanks Harry I love cotten candy?"

Harry-"Who said anything about cotten candy?"
Bwahahahaha!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you hate DC Comics!"

[LadyMoira]

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/2/23/Vulture.jpg

Vulture-"Knock it off with the bald jokes!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
I-M: "You make me want to be a better man."

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
IRONMAN: I wish I could quit you!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg

Harry-"Care for a taste of something sweet?"

MJ-"Thanks Harry I love cotten candy?"

Harry-"Who said anything about cotten candy?" tee hee:woot::up:.

[Fran]

Noice one, LM.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
IRONMAN: I wish I could quit you!
LMAO! I had forgotten about that line...

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
VENOM: "I hate having him be the butch while I'm relegated to being the *****!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

LMAO! I had forgotten about that line...

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
VENOM: "I hate having him be the butch while I'm relegated to being the *****!" hahaha, good one Dr.Fate:woot::up:.

[NewYorkSpider]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

That Stuff Cheech and Chong gave me worked like Bread and Butter!

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/naughty-spider-man.jpg#
SPIDER-MAN: And after your done I want you to say ''Oh what a nice tea party''.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8200/spiderman1.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: This is the true meaning of doggie style.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0915/b/7.jpg
MJ: Hope you like your b-day gift tiger.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0915/b/5.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I WANTED THE BLUE CRAYRON!!!

[LadyMoira]

http://www.doubleperf.com/photobooth/cinema/images/spider_man_2.jpg

Peter-"You're a handsome looking devil...who are you?"

Props if you know what movie I'm thinking of...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg
VENOM: Oh, Peter...
IRON MAN: What did you call me?
VENOM: Huh, nothing!

[Dr. Fate]

hahaha, good one Dr.Fate:woot::up:.
Thanks.

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg
MJ: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
HARRY: "Not yet."
MJ: "A girl's gotta have her standards."

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.filmposter.ch/img/plakate/film/G789382_SPIDER-MAN-2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the webs!

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00152/Spider-Man_2_152740a.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Gimme some suger baby!
SAM RAIMI: AND CUT!!

http://im.rediff.com/movies/2004/nov/19sam.jpg
SAM: What!!! They will never know!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00152/Spider-Man_2_152740a.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "That's a wig?!"

[LadyMoira]

http://nicolas.troudet.free.fr/SS2/images/costumes/sens.gif

Spiderman-"All right Sandman...time for justice!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Sandman1-1-.jpg

Wesley Dodds-"You rang?"


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Imm-sandman.jpg
William Baker-"He's talking to me you dope! You're not even in the same universe!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Sandman1-1-.jpg

Wesley-"Well since I've been around a lot longer than I think I might have a good lawsuit on my hands..."


http://nicolas.troudet.free.fr/SS2/images/costumes/sens.gif

Spidey-"Whatever....you're both annoying me and you're both going down!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://nicolas.troudet.free.fr/SS2/images/costumes/sens.gif

Spiderman-"All right Sandman...time for justice!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Sandman1-1-.jpg

Wesley Dodds-"You rang?"


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Imm-sandman.jpg
William Baker-"He's talking to me you dope! You're not even in the same universe!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Sandman1-1-.jpg

Wesley-"Well since I've been around a lot longer than I think I might have a good lawsuit on my hands..."


http://nicolas.troudet.free.fr/SS2/images/costumes/sens.gif

Spidey-"Whatever....you're both annoying me and you're both going down!" hehehehe:woot::up:.

[LadyMoira]

http://www.zeuscomics.com/images/covers/f-n-spider-man-5.jpg

Girl-"Go away! I've got a paper to write..."

Spiderman-"Come on...I just want to check my email it will only take two seconds..."

Girl-"Forget it you always get webbing on the keyboard."

[Dr. Fate]

http://nicolas.troudet.free.fr/SS2/images/costumes/sens.gif

Spiderman-"All right Sandman...time for justice!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Sandman1-1-.jpg

Wesley Dodds-"You rang?"


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Imm-sandman.jpg
William Baker-"He's talking to me you dope! You're not even in the same universe!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Sandman1-1-.jpg

Wesley-"Well since I've been around a lot longer than I think I might have a good lawsuit on my hands..."


http://nicolas.troudet.free.fr/SS2/images/costumes/sens.gif

Spidey-"Whatever....you're both annoying me and you're both going down!"
Bwahahahahahaha!

http://nicolas.troudet.free.fr/SS2/images/costumes/sens.gif
BEN REILLY SPIDER-MAN: "Attack of the Clone!"
http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spider-man/images/spider-man_large_01.jpg
PETER PARKER SPIDER-MAN: "Oh for the love of..."

[Spider-ManHero12]

Bwahahahahahaha!

http://nicolas.troudet.free.fr/SS2/images/costumes/sens.gif
BEN REILLY SPIDER-MAN: "Attack of the Clone!"
http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spider-man/images/spider-man_large_01.jpg
PETER PARKER SPIDER-MAN: "Oh for the love of..." hahaha, good one Dr. Fate:woot::up:.

[Dr. Fate]

hahaha, good one Dr. Fate:woot::up:.
Thanks spidermanhero.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you hate Topher Grace!"

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
Venom: And that...is a perfect example of the driving habits of all women.

[NewYorkSpider]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg

Boys Play times over come and eat your dinner.

Venom and Iron Man- AHHHHHHHHH MOM!!!! Do we have to?

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
Venom: And that...is a perfect example of the driving habits of all women. tee hee:woot::up:.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you the slew of remakes coming out of Hollywood in recent years!"

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.doubleperf.com/photobooth/cinema/images/spider_man_2.jpg

Peter: would you **** me?,
I'd **** me.

I'd **** me HARD.

*GOODBYE HORSES PLAYS*

:ninja:

[Joe Kerr]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spider-man/images/spider-man_large_01.jpg
Spidey: Topher DIS-Grace
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/155652243_16550e8715.jpg

Eddie: anal receiver.
*SHOWS PICTURES*
http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-35.jpg

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Peter: Where'd you get those...?

http://static.flickr.com/56/155652493_f8699e0fb5.jpg?v=0

Eddie: The REAL question is "how much do i want?"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg

VENOM: We call ourselves Venom!
IRON MAN: Who the **** is "we"? I told you a million times I´m not into threesomes!!

[Yurka]

http://www.doubleperf.com/photobooth/cinema/images/spider_man_2.jpg

Peter: would you **** me?,
I'd **** me.

I'd **** me HARD.

*GOODBYE HORSES PLAYS*

:ninja:

lmao, nice work buddy

[Sean Adisano]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

Peter: "...regret...i feel regret!!!...i regret it now!!!! why did i kill aunt may, WHY!!!! oh aunt may, if only you hadn't look under my bad at my secret magazines, i warned you, and now your gone. dumb, stupid old b****, your gone!...oh regret..."

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.doubleperf.com/photobooth/cinema/images/spider_man_2.jpg

Peter: "I am a sexy b****!"

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://www.filmfodder.com/images/2005_topher_grace.jpg
Topher: Okay, Sam, now look at me make my angry Venom Face.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/213.jpg
Topher: Grrrrrr!

http://www.2upbeatmag.com/TAKE-FIVE/take-five-sam-raimi-2.jpg
Sam: Umm, yah, you're fired.

[NewYorkSpider]

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/thumb/f8/b7/6719.jpg

Eric I thought i told you to get out of the car and out of that stupid Venom Costume!!



http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Eric- Look at me I'm A Villian!!!!!

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/thumb/f8/b7/6719.jpg

DUMBA$$!!!

[Ebil Gig]

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/thumb/f8/b7/6719.jpg

Eric I thought i told you to get out of the car and out of that stupid Venom Costume!!



http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Eric- Look at me I'm A Villian!!!!!

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/thumb/f8/b7/6719.jpg

DUMBA$$!!!

LOL!

And Ultimatefan's Ironman & venom was hilarious as well!

[Carnotaur3]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg

Harry: Can Goblin come out to play?
Mary Jane: Uh, no...

[Scar Predator]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you hate Topher Grace!"

LMBO!! :up: :up: :up:

[Joe Kerr]

lmao, nice work buddy
glad you liked it... :D

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg

Harry: Can Goblin come out to play?
Mary Jane: Uh, no...
hahahaha:woot::up:.

[Matt Murdock]

hey smh12:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/voices.jpg

[Spider-ManHero12]

hey smh12:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/voices.jpg cute cat, scary words:csad:.

[NewYorkSpider]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg


Harry Thinking To Himself- Mary Jane Doesn't know that this Cotton Candy is Geneticaly altered at Oscorp so she falls in love with me.

MJ Thinking To Herself- I wonder if Harry knows i can hear his thoughts and I have a Pistol in my handbag.

[Scar Predator]

hey smh12:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/voices.jpg

Yiiiikes. That cat freaks me out more than House Of Wax did.:wow:

[Matt Murdock]

cute cat, scary words:csad:.

oh relax, its a joke!

LOL.

[michaaaeel]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg


Harry Thinking To Himself- Mary Jane Doesn't know that this Cotton Candy is Geneticaly altered at Oscorp so she falls in love with me.

MJ Thinking To Herself- I wonder if Harry knows i can hear his thoughts and I have a Pistol in my handbag.

Hahahah! :woot:

[Hotwire]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg
Harry *thinking*: This is great!! Thank you, E-Harmony!!!
MJ *thinking*: Damn you E-Harmony!!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2021/ny59nbai3.jpg


Harry Thinking To Himself- Mary Jane Doesn't know that this Cotton Candy is Geneticaly altered at Oscorp so she falls in love with me.

MJ Thinking To Herself- I wonder if Harry knows i can hear his thoughts and I have a Pistol in my handbag. hahahaha, nice one Newyorkspider:woot::up:.

[Dr. Fate]

LMBO!! :up: :up: :up:
Thank you.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1295/comiccon3fq1.jpg
BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD: "It feels so good to have my natural hair color back."

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1295/comiccon3fq1.jpg
SAM: Ah man who farted?
BRYCE: It was Tobey, look, look you can see the redness on his face.
TOBEY: It's wasn't me!
DUNST: Tobey your always cutting lose, sometimes squirting some green apples with it.
TOPHER: BUSTED!!!
TOMAS: *thinking* ok ok relax, NO DON'T RELAX.....just look at Jesus and see does he think it's a good idea to amit the truth that I farted.

http://www.lab1663.net/images/buddy_christ.jpg
JESUS: *shakes head* Don't ammit it.

TOMAS: Yeah...you..you stink Tobey......Uh I gotta go to the bathroom.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1295/comiccon3fq1.jpg
SAM: Ah man who farted?
BRYCE: It was Tobey, look, look you can see the redness on his face.
TOBEY: It's wasn't me!
DUNST: Tobey your always cutting lose, sometimes squirting some green apples with it.
TOPHER: BUSTED!!!
TOMAS: *thinking* ok ok relax, NO DON'T RELAX.....just look at Jesus and see does he think it's a good idea to amit the truth that I farted.

http://www.lab1663.net/images/buddy_christ.jpg
JESUS: *shakes head* Don't ammit it.

TOMAS: Yeah...you..you stink Tobey......Uh I gotta go to the bathroom. HAHAHAHA!!!!:woot::up:.

[Matt Murdock]

SMH12!!!!!

post a caption dude!!:D:D

[ultimatefan]

LOL!

And Ultimatefan's Ironman & venom was hilarious as well!
Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/213.jpg
Topher: Maaan, I shouldn´t have had burrito...
http://www.2upbeatmag.com/TAKE-FIVE/take-five-sam-raimi-2.jpg
Sam: Good Lord, can someone please disinfect the set?

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/213.jpg
Topher: Maaan, I shouldn´t have had burrito...
http://www.2upbeatmag.com/TAKE-FIVE/take-five-sam-raimi-2.jpg
Sam: Good Lord, can someone please disinfect the set? tee hee:woot::up:.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/generalarticle/entertainment/Films/film05/batman_begins_170.jpg
BATMAN: Oh man, I am so in the wrong thread....embaressing...

[lordofthenerds]

edit

[Idiotic Idiot06]

^ Ughhh I have to learn to stop being mad at people steeling my stuff.

[lordofthenerds]

^ Ughhh I have to learn to stop being mad at people steeling my stuff.
:huh:
Edit: Sorry, yeah i just saw it.

[Fran]

Meh.

[Untilteld]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
GG: Come here spidey!
Spiderman: No I've had enough, no no noooooooo!!!!!!!


http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg
GG: *moan*

[Carnotaur3]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg

Spider-Man: "Everybody knows I take my afternoon jogs at 5:30. So why is everyone running away like I'm a freaking villian?"

[Hotwire]

The gay jokes are gettin' kinda old....and disturbing:dry:
Yes, but they are just so easy. How can we resist?

[Hotwire]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
Spider-Man: Hurry up Gobby!! We're going to be late for the costume party!!

[Spider-Bite]

this thread used to be worth a look through the pages. the ratio of funny captions to lame ones was reasonable ad worthy.

not it just sucks.

IF IT'S NOT FUNNY DON'T POST IT. GEEZ. THEY ARE PRACTICALLY SPAM!

[Joe Kerr]

wow anyone notice the purple/green flip flop paint in those pics?

cool. looks more goblin-esque

[Hotwire]

this thread used to be worth a look through the pages. the ratio of funny captions to lame ones was reasonable ad worthy.

not it just sucks.

IF IT'S NOT FUNNY DON'T POST IT. GEEZ. THEY ARE PRACTICALLY SPAM!
If you are going to insult the people who actually post captions here, could you at least do it with some basic grammar and spelling? Also, you call us spammer, yet you just come in a post a complaint. Let's see your funny caption. I mean, you are the expert on funny captions. Put up, or shut up, pal.

[Hotwire]

wow anyone notice the purple/green flip flop paint in those pics?

cool. looks more goblin-esque
Sad thing is you hardly notice it while watching the movie.

[Joe Kerr]

Sad thing is you hardly notice it while watching the movie.
:csad: yeah i know...

[Spider-Bite]

If you are going to insult the people who actually post captions here, could you at least do it with some basic grammar and spelling? Also, you call us spammer, yet you just come in a post a complaint. Let's see your funny caption. I mean, you are the expert on funny captions. Put up, or shut up, pal.

I was insulting people for not posting funny ones. i was criticizing people for posting captions that aren't funny.

big difference. I'm not the one flooding the thread with stupid, perverted, pointless non funny captions drownding out the funny ones with a hundred fifty pages, so that it's impossible to find the funny ones, because nobody's flipping through ten pages to find one funny joke.

that was my point. What's the point of posting it, if it isn't funny?

[Hotwire]

I was insulting people for not posting funny ones. i was criticizing people for posting captions that aren't funny.

big difference. I'm not the one flooding the thread with stupid, perverted, pointless non funny captions drownding out the funny ones with a hundred fifty pages, so that it's impossible to find the funny ones, because nobody's flipping through ten pages to find one funny joke.

that was my point. What's the point of posting it, if it isn't funny?
It's called making an effort. Something you never seem to put forth. And for God's sake, work on you grammar.

[Dr. Fate]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Run Forrest, run!"

[LadyMoira]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/_group_photos/rosemary_harris5.jpg

Aunt May-"I'm grateful to you for getting me to the doctor on time dear, but since I'm going to the doctor because of my heart maybe a cab would have been more appropriate?"

[michaaaeel]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/_group_photos/rosemary_harris5.jpg

Aunt May-"I'm grateful to you for getting me to the doctor on time dear, but since I'm going to the doctor because of my heart maybe a cab would have been more appropriate?"


hahaha! excellent! :woot:

[Flash-er]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1295/comiccon3fq1.jpg
Reporter: Can any of you tell me why Mary Jane is blonde and Gwen has red hair? (everyone looks at Peter)
Peter: Okay, fine. I wanted to try some 'role playing'. Just to spice things up a bit... Try something different! Is that so WRONG!?!
Sandman: Wait a minute... "Spice things up"? Try something different"?

(flashback)

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/07/flint-marko-sandman.jpg
Yes... it WAS wrong. Oh, so very wrong...

[Fran]

:dry:

[NewYorkSpider]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1295/comiccon3fq1.jpg
Reporter: Can any of you tell me why Mary Jane is blonde and Gwen has red hair? (everyone looks at Peter)
Peter: Okay, fine. I wanted to try some 'role playing'. Just to spice things up a bit... Try something different! Is that so WRONG!?!
Sandman: Wait a minute... "Spice things up"? Try something different"?

(flashback)

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/07/flint-marko-sandman.jpg
Yes... it WAS wrong. Oh, so very wrong...

LMAO Nice one!:woot:

[LadyMoira]

http://www.brokenfrontier.com/ektron-content/spiderfnsm5_4.jpg

Teens-"We were just wondering why your wings are green...aren't vultures supposed to be black or grey?"


http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a3210i0_SpideyVulture_w.jpg

Spiderman-"Whee! I'm flying I'm flying!"

[Flash-er]

http://www.brokenfrontier.com/ektron-content/spiderfnsm5_4.jpg

Is it just me, or does it look like Vulture's got wood?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brokenfrontier.com/ektron-content/spiderfnsm5_4.jpg
VULTURE: "I am the ultimate dirty old man!"

[Reikowolf]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1295/comiccon3fq1.jpg"]http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1295/comiccon3fq1.jpg
Peter: "Yeah I think this will be a great sequel to Seabiscuit..........what?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a3210i0_SpideyVulture_w.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hi ho silver AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

[Spider-Bite]

It's called making an effort. Something you never seem to put forth. And for God's sake, work on you grammar.

my point exactly. I've thought posting captions before, but refrained because they wouldn't have been funny.

[Spider-Bite]

that was pretty good Flash-er

[Flash-er]

that was pretty good Flash-er
thanks, but I've put my share of stinkers and "meh" captions on here too.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1295/comiccon3fq1.jpg
Reporter: Can any of you tell me why Mary Jane is blonde and Gwen has red hair? (everyone looks at Peter)
Peter: Okay, fine. I wanted to try some 'role playing'. Just to spice things up a bit... Try something different! Is that so WRONG!?!
Sandman: Wait a minute... "Spice things up"? Try something different"?

(flashback)

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/07/flint-marko-sandman.jpg
Yes... it WAS wrong. Oh, so very wrong... hahaha, fantastic:woot::up:.

[LadyMoira]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg

Peter-"All I did was suggest a field trip to the museum to look at the new exhibit of Neanderthal remains and what it meant about human evolution...Who knew there were so many creationists in New York city?"

[Hotwire]

my point exactly. I've thought posting captions before, but refrained because they wouldn't have been funny.
Give it shot. I'm sure you can think of something.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg
PETER: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/61/BlkCatfh.jpg/400px-BlkCatfh.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/BlkCatfh.jpg)
BLACK CAT: "Oh yes you did!"

[Ebil Gig]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg

Spider-Man: "Everybody knows I take my afternoon jogs at 5:30. So why is everyone running away like I'm a freaking villian?"

Hahaha lmao

[Dr. Fate]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8591/topherbrockxg5.jpg
"Hey... up in the sky... it's Big Bird! Wow. Wait... what's he doing?

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3029/3029.jpg
"ARRGGGH!!!! THAT BIG F**KER JUST CRAPPED ALL OVER ME!!!!'

http://sex-violence-rap-et-flouze.blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/blogs/s/e/sex-violence-rap-et-flouze/img/70show_redforman.jpg
"Dumbass."
Bwahahahaha - I know it was over 100 pages ago, but damn that is funny.

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg
PETER PARKER: "You're al just jealous because my movies made more than Superman Returns!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

Bwahahahaha - I know it was over 100 pages ago, but damn that is funny.

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg
PETER PARKER: "You're al just jealous because my movies made more than Superman Returns!" tee hee:woot::up:.

[Hotwire]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg
Reporter: Peter Parker, now that you've revealed yourself to the world as being Spider-Man, are you planning to adobt a third-world orphan?? And if so, when and from what country??

[ultimatefan]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg
PETER PARKER: I´m a happily married man. Angelina Jolie and I are just friends!

[LadyMoira]

http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Sinister_six1.jpg

Sinister Six-"We were fighting a kid in high school?!?"

[Dr. Fate]

tee hee:woot::up:.
Thank you.

BTW guys, I like those captions about adopting third world orphans, Angelina Jolie and the "we were fighting a high school kid?!"

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
"This'll teach you not to hide a watch in your ass!"

[LadyMoira]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/135/046_SPIDERMAN~Spider-Man-vs-Sinister-Six-Posters.jpg
Spiderman-"Last time I checked you only needed five players for a basketball team..."

Doc Ock-"Well we brought Electro in as an alternate in case someone got injured..."

Electro-"Hey! I thought Sandman was the alternate!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Sinister_six1.jpg

Sinister Six-"We were fighting a kid in high school?!?" hahaha:woot::up:.

[LadyMoira]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/spiderman/mysterio.jpg

Mysterio-"Stop calling me fishbowl head!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/135/046_SPIDERMAN~Spider-Man-vs-Sinister-Six-Posters.jpg
Spiderman-"Last time I checked you only needed five players for a basketball team..."

Doc Ock-"Well we brought Electro in as an alternate in case someone got injured..."

Electro-"Hey! I thought Sandman was the alternate!"
Hahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/W25.jpg
WITCHBLADE: "Um, hi, listen, my clothes got ripped apart and pretty soon this supernaturally organic armor is going to wear off, so if you could provide me with some clothes so I don't get arrested, I'd really appreciate it."
http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, okay..." [thinking] "Damn it! I could be banging a chick like her and I settled for Kirsten Dunst?!"

[Spider-Bite]

why does spider-man have a perfect wide shaped jaw with a perfectly chiselef face, perfect eyebrows and slick hair? That looks nothing like how peter parker looked back in the day.

[Idiotic Idiot06]

why does spider-man have a perfect wide shaped jaw with a perfectly chiselef face, perfect eyebrows and slick hair? That looks nothing like how peter parker looked back in the day.

I agree, he needs to look like a homeless person.

[Dr. Fate]

why does spider-man have a perfect wide shaped jaw with a perfectly chiselef face, perfect eyebrows and slick hair? That looks nothing like how peter parker looked back in the day.
They probably figure that fan-girls find the "perfect" look more appealing.

http://www.brokenfrontier.com/ektron-content/spiderfnsm5_4.jpg
VULTURE MAN: "I may be old girls, but I'm spry!"

[SLYspyder]

why does spider-man have a perfect wide shaped jaw with a perfectly chiselef face, perfect eyebrows and slick hair? That looks nothing like how peter parker looked back in the day.

peter has always been a good looking guy, pretty boy, whatever the hell you want to call it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/_group_photos/rosemary_harris5.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh crap - my arm's ripping at the elbow!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

Hahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/W25.jpg
WITCHBLADE: "Um, hi, listen, my clothes got ripped apart and pretty soon this supernaturally organic armor is going to wear off, so if you could provide me with some clothes so I don't get arrested, I'd really appreciate it."
http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, okay..." [thinking] "Damn it! I could be banging a chick like her and I settled for Kirsten Dunst?!" haha:woot::up:.

[Hotwire]

why does spider-man have a perfect wide shaped jaw with a perfectly chiselef face, perfect eyebrows and slick hair? That looks nothing like how peter parker looked back in the day.
He's just drawn that way. Kind of like the way Wolverine has permanent stubble.

[Matt Murdock]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/spiderman/mysterio.jpg

Mysterio-"Stop calling me fishbowl head!"
my favorite one in a while.

[Scar Predator]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg



Kid: "I'm not an extra. I was Raimi's 2nd choice to play Venom."

Spidey: "What The (censored)......?!!!

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png

Peter: Wow! i'm really really...really...good looking! i should be a male model with these perfect check bone structures."

[Hotwire]

http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png

Peter: Wow! i'm really really...really...good looking! i should be a male model with these perfect check bone structures."
Peter: Zoolander ain't got s*** on me!
Had to add that to it. You done good.

[Dr. Fate]

haha:woot::up:.
Thank you.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i290/the_ultimate_evil_2000/7.jpg
SANDMAN: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[Carnotaur3]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i290/the_ultimate_evil_2000/7.jpg

Sandman wakes up.

Sandman: *YAWN* Man, I had this horrible nightmare!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby15.JPG
ROBOCOP: "You need to be taught a lesson in proper crime fighting morale."
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Not now Murphy!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby15.JPG
ROBOCOP: "You need to be taught a lesson in proper crime fighting morale."
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Not now Murphy!" hehehehe:woot::up:.

[The Female Torch]

Hahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/W25.jpg
WITCHBLADE: "Um, hi, listen, my clothes got ripped apart and pretty soon this supernaturally organic armor is going to wear off, so if you could provide me with some clothes so I don't get arrested, I'd really appreciate it."
http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, okay..." [thinking] "Damn it! I could be banging a chick like her and I settled for Kirsten Dunst?!"

Oh ouch! LOL :wow:

Kristin sucks she's ugly :oldrazz:

[The Female Torch]

Hahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/W25.jpg
WITCHBLADE: "Um, hi, listen, my clothes got ripped apart and pretty soon this supernaturally organic armor is going to wear off, so if you could provide me with some clothes so I don't get arrested, I'd really appreciate it."
http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, okay..." [thinking] "Damn it! I could be banging a chick like her and I settled for Kirsten Dunst?!"

Oh ouch! LOL :wow:

Kristin sucks she's ugly :oldrazz:

[fangrl06]

http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png

Peter: Wow! i'm really really...really...good looking! i should be a male model with these perfect check bone structures."
What comic is this from? I really like the art.

[fangrl06]

Oh. See, I didn't bother with that. I have a strange sense of when a comic will go bad.....

[ultimatefan]

http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png
Peter: Ladies and gentlemen, I have a terrible confession to make... A horrible accident turned me from a geek... to a metrosexual!

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehe:woot::up:.
Thanks.

And thanks to you, Female Torch, for appreciating the Witchblade post.

http://spiderman3weblog.blogosfere.it/images/2006/06/scaled.Peter_Parker_Maschera.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have something very important to tell you. There's a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."

[Spider-Grrl1516]

My First Caption, so be kind:

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/spiderman/mysterio.jpg

Mysterio- "Fishbowl Head THIS, You flag-colored, web-covered, web-slinging...."

Spider-Man-*GAK*! *Cough Cough* *Choke*!..."Wait wait wait...hold up. You really need to come up with better things to call me. Go off in a corner and come up with better things to call me. I can't take any more of those. Some villan you are..."

Mysterio- *Mumble Grumble...*

[BxB402]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg
Eddie "Giraffe Neck Venom" Brock: "IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN.........ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?!?!.......You make me SICK!"
Or(of course)
"IS THAT A TWISTED SISTER PIN...ON YOUR UNIFOOORM?!?!?!!"

[BxB402]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg
Eddie: "WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIIIFE????"

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/scream62997.gif
Peter: "I WANNA ROOOOOOOCK!"

[Scar Predator]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg
Eddie: "WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIIIFE????"

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/scream62997.gif
Peter: "I WANNA ROOOOOOOCK!"

A Twisted Sister reference. I haven't thought about them in years. Nice.:woot:

[Sean Adisano]

My First Caption, so be kind:

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/spiderman/mysterio.jpg

Mysterio- "Fishbowl Head THIS, You flag-colored, web-covered, web-slinging...."

Spider-Man-*GAK*! *Cough Cough* *Choke*!..."Wait wait wait...hold up. You really need to come up with better things to call me. Go off in a corner and come up with better things to call me. I can't take any more of those. Some villan you are..."

Mysterio- *Mumble Grumble...*

nicely done Spider-Grrl :up: :)

mumble grumble always gets me... a moron am i :(

[Sean Adisano]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg
Eddie: "WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIIIFE????"

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/scream62997.gif
Peter: "I WANNA ROOOOOOOCK!"

ahhhh, i LOVE that song!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4640/imagescomiccon0620060725061012064ru0.jpg
TOPHER [thinking]: "She looks embarrassed... must be because I tapped her ass."
BRYCE [thinking]: "Oh God I hoped no one smelled that..."
THOMAS [thinking]: "Wow. I have 29 teeth in my mouth. Wait, that can't be right..."

[Wall Crawler]

http://i11.tinypic.com/44blueb.jpg
Thomas [thinking] is that KING PIN behind Topher he must be the fourth villain?

[Sean Adisano]

http://i11.tinypic.com/44blueb.jpg

fat guy behind Topher: "I'M GONNA EAT YOU LITTLE MAN!!!!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg
Eddie: "WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIIIFE????"

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/scream62997.gif
Peter: "I WANNA ROOOOOOOCK!" haha, nice one:woot::up:.

[ultimatefan]

edit

[Secret_Riddle]

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/11022006/s8_c840c5c557cf8d1.jpg (http://www.imgdump.net/)

sandman: rawrrr im gona kill u
______________________________

note: i dont feel good

[lordofthenerds]

http://f5.putfile.com/6/15415054910.jpg
Kirsten: I always have to look my sexiest. That's why I'm wearing these tight, size 42 pants.

http://www.theblurb.com.au/June04Pics/Raimi01.JPG
Sam: Great now Tobey go f**k Kirsten.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/scream62997.gif
Tobey: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
Green Goblin: C´mon, Tobey, you still need to lose some pounds to make Spider-Man 3, burn those carbs already, chop, chop!

[Matt Murdock]

baha. that ones good.

[Hotwire]

http://i11.tinypic.com/44blueb.jpg
Topher: Bryce, can you believe that fanboy said he wanted make love to Thomas??
Bryce: hehehehe
Thomas: That was wierd, wasn't it?

[Fran]

Not bad, :up:

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://f5.putfile.com/6/15415054910.jpg
Kirsten: I always have to look my sexiest. That's why I'm wearing these tight, size 42 pants.

http://www.theblurb.com.au/June04Pics/Raimi01.JPG
Sam: Great now Tobey go f**k Kirsten.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/scream62997.gif
Tobey: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! wow, that one was funny:woot::up:.

[Spider-Grrl1516]

http://f5.putfile.com/6/15415054910.jpg

On the set of Marie Antionette, Kirsten Dunst took the French Queen's infamous quote "Let Them Eat Cake" literally.

[Dr. Fate]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
Green Goblin: C´mon, Tobey, you still need to lose some pounds to make Spider-Man 3, burn those carbs already, chop, chop!
Bwahahahahaha

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/11022006/s8_c840c5c557cf8d1.jpg (http://www.imgdump.net/)
"You wanna rock?! I'll rock ya!"

[NewYorkSpider]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i290/the_ultimate_evil_2000/7.jpg


Where is She? Where Is She? There's Hillary Clinton....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://f5.putfile.com/6/15415054910.jpg
DUNST: Moo!!! Moo!! MOOOOO!!!

http://www.aglaiya.de/Bilder/actors/tobeymaguire/tobey-49-300.jpg
TOBEY: She ate all the food, I have been reduced to eating leaves...dry leaves of all leaves!!

[Matt Murdock]

http://f5.putfile.com/6/15415054910.jpg

On the set of Marie Antionette, Kirsten Dunst took the French Queen's infamous quote "Let Them Eat Cake" literally.

believe it or not, that is a common misconception. Marie Antionette never said that.

funny caption though.

[ultimatefan]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
Green Goblin: They say all is fairr in warr and love, so... Viv l´amour!

[Dr. Fate]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Sing it! Sing it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Okay okay- tramps like us, baby we were born to run!"
GREEN GOBLIN: "Louder! Deeper!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Tramps like us, baby we were born to run!"
GREEN GOBLIN: "That's more like it!"

[LadyMoira]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Usm78.jpg/397px-Usm78.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Usm78.jpg)

Spidey-"Why so glum MJ?"

MJ-"Well I've been checking out this website and it seems like most superheroes first girlfriends die..."

[Spider-Grrl1516]

believe it or not, that is a common misconception. Marie Antionette never said that.

funny caption though.

I know she didn't really say it. I just thought it would make a funny caption.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Usm78.jpg/397px-Usm78.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Usm78.jpg)

SPIDER-MAN: Thats it take your pants off...oh...yeah that looks good.
MJ: *sniff sniff*
SPIDER-MAN: Quiet!! You want to be famous don't you?

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Usm78.jpg/397px-Usm78.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Usm78.jpg)

SPIDER-MAN: Thats it take your pants off...oh...yeah that looks good.
MJ: *sniff sniff*
SPIDER-MAN: Quiet!! You want to be famous don't you?
Hehehehe. Oh poor MJ...

Yours was funny too Lady Moira.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Usm78.jpg/397px-Usm78.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Usm78.jpg)
MJ: "I see dead people..."
SPIDEY: "No more crack for you."

[Batman2008]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/scream62997.gif

AHHHHH!!!!!!!

WATCH THE NEW SPIDERMAN 3 TRAILER NEXT THURSDAY NIGHT AT 10PM ON MTV DURING THE DUEL!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Hey, where're you going?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm trying to beat the fanboys to get the first copy of the Richard Donner cut of Superman II!"
GREEN GOBLIN: "Oh no you don't- I'm getting the first copy of the Donner Cut!"
SM: "Will not!"
GG: "Will too!"
SM: "Will not!"
GG: "Will too!"