Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Ebil Gig]

Thanks everyone :D

[ultimatefan]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/747/747167/spider-man-3-20061121030739592.jpg
Red Spidey: Now IIIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou
'Cause I've haaad the time of my liiiiiiiiife
And I owe it all to yooooou

Black Spidey: I've been waiting for so looooong
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me
Red Spidey: We saw the writing on the waaaaall
As we felt this magicaaaaal
Fantasy

Chorus: Now with passion in our eeeeyes
There's no way we could disguiiiiiiise it
Secretly
So we take each other's haaaaand
'Cause we seem to understaaaaand
The urgencyyyy
Red Spidey: Just remeeeember

Black Spidey: You're the ooooone thing
Red Spidey: IIIIII can't get enough of
Black Spidey: So I'll tell you sooooomething
Chorus: This could be love becaaaaause

IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuth
And I owe it all to yooooou

Red Spidey: Hey, baby

With my body and soul
I want you more than you'll eeeeever know
Black Spidey: So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to looooose control, no
Chorus: Yes I know what's on your miiiiiind
When you say, "Stay with me toniiiiight"
Red Spidey Just remeeeember

Black Spidey: You're the oooone thing
Red Spidey: IIIIIII can't get enough of
Black Spidey: So I'll tell you something
Chorus: This could be love becaaaaaause

IIIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou


But IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiife
And I've seaaaaarched though every open door
Till I found the truuuuuuth
And I owe it all to yooooou

[SOLO]

Now IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou

IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou

'Couse IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiife
And I've seaaaaarched though every open door
Till I found the truuuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou...

[Dr. Fate]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/747/747167/spider-man-3-20061121030739592.jpg
Red Spidey: Now IIIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou
'Cause I've haaad the time of my liiiiiiiiife
And I owe it all to yooooou

Black Spidey: I've been waiting for so looooong
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me
Red Spidey: We saw the writing on the waaaaall
As we felt this magicaaaaal
Fantasy

Chorus: Now with passion in our eeeeyes
There's no way we could disguiiiiiiise it
Secretly
So we take each other's haaaaand
'Cause we seem to understaaaaand
The urgencyyyy
Red Spidey: Just remeeeember

Black Spidey: You're the ooooone thing
Red Spidey: IIIIII can't get enough of
Black Spidey: So I'll tell you sooooomething
Chorus: This could be love becaaaaause

IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuth
And I owe it all to yooooou

Red Spidey: Hey, baby

With my body and soul
I want you more than you'll eeeeever know
Black Spidey: So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to looooose control, no
Chorus: Yes I know what's on your miiiiiind
When you say, "Stay with me toniiiiight"
Red Spidey Just remeeeember

Black Spidey: You're the oooone thing
Red Spidey: IIIIIII can't get enough of
Black Spidey: So I'll tell you something
Chorus: This could be love becaaaaaause

IIIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou


But IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiife
And I've seaaaaarched though every open door
Till I found the truuuuuuth
And I owe it all to yooooou

[SOLO]

Now IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou

IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiife
No I neeeeeever felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truuuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou

'Couse IIIIII've had the time of my liiiiiiiife
And I've seaaaaarched though every open door
Till I found the truuuuuuth
And I owe it all to yoooooou...
What's the name of the song?

http://static.flickr.com/65/171946523_9802d4ad39_m.jpg
SPIDER-MEN: "Attack of the clones all over again!"

[Ryudoz]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: Wow. I shouldn't have eaten all of those burritos.

[Sean Adisano]

http://static.flickr.com/65/171946523_9802d4ad39_m.jpg

99 spun webs of Spidey on the wall,
99 spun webs of Spideeeeeey...

Cut one down, swing him around,
98 spun webs of Spidey on the wall

[Gotendbz-2]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: And now I will complete my invention of how to turn snow green!

[titan101]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg

eddie : THAT'S RIGHT !!!!! I GOT THE SYMBIOTE SUIT !!!!! YEAH, I'M SURE YOU'RE SCARED OF ME NOW , HUH??!! COME ON , SAY IT !!!!!

spidey : i - i can't ....

eddie : SAY IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spidey : i'm ..... i'm your biotch.:csad:

eddie : that's right ......

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg
PETER: "You ask me if there'll come a time when I grow tired of you.
Never my love, never my love. You wonder if this heart of mine will lose its desire for you. Never my love. Never my love. What makes you think love will end when you know that my whole life depends on you (on you)? Never my love. Never my love. You say you fear I'll change my mind and I won't require you. Never my love. Never my love. How can you think love will end when I've asked you to spend your whole life with me (with me, with me)..."

[Gotendbz-2]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg

Venom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488
Harry: Why becoming an evil paintboarder requires me to fart like Tobey on his bean burrito diet, I don't know.

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.hotinks.com/Darrell/july06/Spidey-Maryjane%20C.jpg

Peter: "Some bachelor party Venom! but why is my wife to be the stripper?"

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: "Wow! i feel great! so much power is running through me! i wonder what would happen if i took ALL the serums!?"

*1 day later*

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: "Idiot!"

[Yurka]

Lmao!!!

[The Ones]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Everyone said i was mad to build this room for emergency. But who's laughing now....hey i wonder how much air is in here

79 Hours later....

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

We all said he was mad to build that room...

[hyzak]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: "Wow! i feel great! so much power is running through me! i wonder what would happen if i took ALL the serums!?"

*1 day later*

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: "Idiot!"

man... i got tears in my eyes!!! EXCELENT!

[Duende Verde]

Before The WB network merged with UPN, they made a pilot for a new show starring:
http://www.btinternet.com/~infozone/ssthumbs.jpg
Tia and Tamera
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/747/747167/spider-man-3-20061121030739592.jpg
It was called "Spider Spider"

[Spider-Grrl1516]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry- "Whew! That is the LAST time I'm eating out of one of those Taco vans."

[Spade]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg

Venom: "Stop gawking and help me idiot! I'm being taken from behind by a clergyman and it does not feel good! Now help me before- wha...? NO!! GYAHH!! I'M NOT IN MY HAPPY PLACE!!!"

Spider-Man 3.5: The Venom Violation

[Reikowolf]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

harry: hmm maybe I should have worn clothes, or at least socks.... that floor looks pretty cold

[Sentinel X]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8984/spidey4659us0.jpg

AUNT MAY: *gets thigh out of oven*
MJ: Smells delicious
AUNT MAY: Oh yes, at least we've made good use of Uncle Ben's body.

[Spider-Grrl1516]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8984/spidey4659us0.jpg

AUNT MAY: *gets thigh out of oven*
MJ: Smells delicious
AUNT MAY: Oh yes, at least we've made good use of Uncle Ben's body.

OMG! :wow:

[ultimatefan]

What's the name of the song?

http://static.flickr.com/65/171946523_9802d4ad39_m.jpg
SPIDER-MEN: "Attack of the clones all over again!"
(I´ve Had) The Time of My Life, theme of the movie Dirty Dancing, an eighties "cheese classic"...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488
Harry: It was really sweet of Pete to fix my glider...

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: "You´re such a good friend, Pete, I´ll leave Oscorp for you when I´m gone", poor dumb Harry...

[Sentinel X]

http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/02/terminator11.jpg
SARAH CONNOR: *scared**gasp*

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg
HARRY: You have been...

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488
HARRY: *farts* TERMINATED!

[Sentinel X]

OMG! :wow:Yes I know, shocking indeed

[The Ones]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

While on set of the new X-men film as Nightcrawler, James Franco is tricked by the crew for what he was told was a "practical teleportation effect". He has a few hours to live

[titan101]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg

SPIDER -MAN 3 : THE EMO FEST!!!! COMING TO YOU SOON IN MAY 4TH , 2007 !!!!! YES , WE ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS !!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

(I´ve Had) The Time of My Life, theme of the movie Dirty Dancing, an eighties "cheese classic"...
Never seen Dirty Dancing. Not all the way through anyway.

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
PETER: "I'm singin' in the rain... I'm singin' in the rain... what a glorious feeling I'm happy again..."

[NewYorkSpider]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Cheech-And-Chong-Photograph-C10045786.jpeg

Cheech and Chong- Hey Man!!!! What you got in there.


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg

Harry- You guys wanna see!!!!


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488


Harry- "cough" "cough" The real good stuff "cough" "cough"

[GoldGoblin]

http://www.blitzart.ca/mx3/smsndctpp.jpg

BLACKCAT STRIKES AGAIN!

^:woot:

[Jubba]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: "Wow! i feel great! so much power is running through me! i wonder what would happen if i took ALL the serums!?"

*1 day later*

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: "Idiot!"

awesome...truly LOL

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: Whoa I just realised something, I made my snowboard glider with my bare hands while Parker couldn't even create web shooters....hehehehe.

[LastSunrise1981]

http://www.consumeroo.com/files/saw2.jpg

Jigsaw- Hello Harry, I want to play a game.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg

Harry- Oh ****, aren't you on the wrong set dude?

http://www.consumeroo.com/files/saw2.jpg

Jigsaw- Harry, I call you unworthy of the life you've been given. For wearing that ridiculous costume of yours I implanted an explosive device in you. The only way to get it out is to go into the endless green smoke and remove it from your rectal cavity. Live or die. Make your choice.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
Peter- Thanks John. I told him never to flirt with MJ in front of me again.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1331/eddiephotospideytx8.png
GRACE: "Now I can prove to Red once and for all that you are not a figment of my imagination!"

[xwolverine2]

lol!!!!!@saw

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.consumeroo.com/files/saw2.jpg

Jigsaw- Hello Harry, I want to play a game.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg

Harry- Oh ****, aren't you on the wrong set dude?

http://www.consumeroo.com/files/saw2.jpg

Jigsaw- Harry, I call you unworthy of the life you've been given. For wearing that ridiculous costume of yours I implanted an explosive device in you. The only way to get it out is to go into the endless green smoke and remove it from your rectal cavity. Live or die. Make your choice.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
Peter- Thanks John. I told him never to flirt with MJ in front of me again. hehehehe:woot::up:.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg
FRANCO: "Help! I can't emote beyond my store front mannequin face!"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1331/eddiephotospideytx8.png
GRACE: "Now I can prove to Red once and for all that you are not a figment of my imagination!"

LMAO

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1331/eddiephotospideytx8.png
Eddie: Closer, come a little closer.
Spidey: I think I'm pretty close.
Eddie: Just one more step.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Spidey: Rape!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1331/eddiephotospideytx8.png
Eddie: Closer, come a little closer.
Spidey: I think I'm pretty close.
Eddie: Just one more step.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Spidey: Rape!
Wrong, but funny. :woot:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg
VENOM: "My back is worse than my bite!"

[Niobe]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: "Wow! i feel great! so much power is running through me! i wonder what would happen if i took ALL the serums!?"

*1 day later*

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: "Idiot!"

:woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:

[Niobe]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8984/spidey4659us0.jpg

AUNT MAY: *gets thigh out of oven*
MJ: Smells delicious
AUNT MAY: Oh yes, at least we've made good use of Uncle Ben's body.
How shocking! :wow: :wow: :wow:
/i laughed out loud though.../

[ultimatefan]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg
VENOM: Hi Mr. Story, here´s what I think about you doing Fantastic Four 2...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg
VENOM: "My precious..."

[titan101]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

peter : heh ... these corpses make me feel horny....

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

peter : heh ... these corpses make me feel horny....

LMAO

[xwolverine2]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

peter : heh ... these corpses make me feel horny....
:eek:...

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

peter : heh ... these corpses make me feel horny.... bwhahahaha:woot::up:.

[Carnotaur3]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Pete just found it particularly hilarious that his uncle didn't die because of him after all.


Peter: Oh, uncle... You got me! You really got me!

[TankerX]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Pete just found it particularly hilarious that his uncle didn't die because of him after all.


Peter: Oh, uncle... You got me! You really got me!
:woot: bravo!
http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: I just made a poopy...teehee

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Pete just found it particularly hilarious that his uncle didn't die because of him after all.


Peter: Oh, uncle... You got me! You really got me! hehe, nice one:woot::up:.

[Gotendbz-2]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg

Eddie: *cough* Oh my god! I bet you don't fart on Parker when he takes your pictures! *cough*

[ultimatefan]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
Hehehe, Cyclops, Jean and Xavier took the dirt nap... That´s what you get for being in an ensamble franchise, suckas!

[NewYorkSpider]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter- Look at me everybody, i'm Mary Poppins Biatch!!

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-19.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/vlcsnap-1977055.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Picture10.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Picture12.jpg

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/angry_peter.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/show_his_color.jpg

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spidy_gwen.jpg

[titan101]

nice captions greatcastration!!!

[ultimatefan]

^hahahahaha

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/vlcsnap-29319.jpg

[titan101]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h90/michaelmichaelsoto/spideytrailer1.jpg

spider-man : ah ****... ****ing cement... now i can't move!!!

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/nycp062qs.jpg

[Joe Kerr]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/vlcsnap-29319.jpg
lol nice
:D:up:

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/imagescomiccon062006072506101206-1.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/7.jpg

[gtkilla]

Why don't you just put a little caption under it, rather than making it part of the pic?

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://www.celebritydesktop.com/images/actors/tobey_maguire.jpg
"MJ, I love you. I know you like the back of my hands, will you marry me?"

http://www.celebopedia.com/dunst/images/kirsten_dunst.jpg
"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I could say the same."

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
"What the hell is this?"

[greatcastration]

lol...duly noted, so here we are...


http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spidey4_283-1.jpg
"Yummy Yummy Children...mmmmmm"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/immmmmmagesk5-1.jpg
"No...Uncle Ben...We cant do this...Its not right....
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/humby2is6-1.jpg
"Ok Sam his arm is really freaking me out"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/0013333-1.jpg
"I hope no one heard THAT one"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/11awff76wh.jpg
"Mr.Cromwell, I'm only 16"

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/singer.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
Hehehe, Cyclops, Jean and Xavier took the dirt nap... That´s what you get for being in an ensamble franchise, suckas!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahha!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Sandman_Punch2.gif
SANDMAN: "You don't hit people in the balls, you ass hole!"

[LadyMoira]

http://www.nohayrosasinespina.com/imagenes/full/c_gwen_stacy_2.jpg

Gwen-"Hold it! What do you mean they're going to be calling MJ Peter's "first love" in the movie?!? Next thing you'll be telling me she gets thrown off the Brooklyn bridge by the Green Goblin only she lives..."

Raimi-"Um well...actually..."

Gwen-"You're going down!"

[Dark Sentinel]

Venom challenges Harry to a staring contest:


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg

........................

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/7543/harry6hs.jpg
Harry: How the *&@$ does he always win?!?!

[Dr. Fate]

^Hehehehehe

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/singer.jpg
"I'm high on believin' that you're in love with me..."

[titan101]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg

venom : STFU !!!!!!!!!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg

harry : O RLY ??

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahha!

!"
Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg
HI, I´M JON PETERS!

[Dark Sentinel]

^ thanks Dr. Fate

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg

Harry: Uhh...they say you and i look a lot alike, so i wanted to see for myself

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg

Venom: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRGGGG!!!!!


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg

Harry: OK, i'm gonna take a piss...

[Lunar_Wolf]

Venom challenges Harry to a staring contest:


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b62/Cdawg751/VENOM.jpg

........................

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/7543/harry6hs.jpg
Harry: How the *&@$ does he always win?!?!

LMAO

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h90/michaelmichaelsoto/spideytrailer1.jpg
[Cracking noise]
SPIDER-MAN: "Ow! My knees!"

[LadyMoira]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/james_franco/spiderman.jpg

Harry-"Oscorp's bankrupt...now what am I gonna do?"

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0335013/company9.jpg (http://us.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0335013/company8.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Franco, James&seq=6)

[Twin2]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: Note to self stop pissing in god's eye.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
MJ: "My jazz hands are stuck to my face!"

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
MJ: "Peek-a-boo!"

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg
MJ: "Oh, hello Spider-man"
Spidey: "Hey, um, you can go on, I hope I'm not interrupting"

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
MJ: "Okay, Peek-a-boo!"

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
Spidey: "Now you're my baby."

[Spider-Grrl1516]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif


M.J- "Why did I have to spoil Venom so he wasn't a suprize?! WHY??!!"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg
Hey Spider-Man here! Parents, tired of carrying your kids already? Then you'll wanna get this new Playskool carriage that has hydrolauics, spinnas, and a built in ipod and sound system! Get it today!
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
Baby NOT included!!! *laughs evilly*

[Dr. Fate]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
MJ: "Peek-a-boo!"

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg
MJ: "Oh, hello Spider-man"
Spidey: "Hey, um, you can go on, I hope I'm not interrupting"

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
MJ: "Okay, Peek-a-boo!"

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
Spidey: "Now you're my baby."
Ahahahahaha

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "This is the last time I steal a baby so the guys can have their virgin sacrifice!"

[Spider-Bite]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
Mary Jane is not my lover
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
she's just a girl who says that i am the one

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spidey4_283-1.jpg

but the kid is not my son, no, no, nononono, whoooo!

[AssMan]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg

Spider-Man - Holy crap the Nintendo Wii is on sale at that store over there

[Gotendbz-2]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I think the baby slipped out.....

[Dr. Fate]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You've no idea how hard this is on my knees."

[NewYorkSpider]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg

Spider-Man - I carry the fate of everyone in the city.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg

Spider-Man- In that case I must protect MY PRECIOUS!!!

[Flash-er]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Sandman_Punch2.gif
While seeing this, Eminem's song "shake that a$$" is playing on the radio. It's just cool how the beat is matching up with the punch.

That is all.

[Flash-er]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/438/1vg1.gif
Whoa... deja' vu!

(repeat this phrase for as long as you're watching the clip)

[Flash-er]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/anim_drop.gif
Peter: And you said there was no place for a quickie....

[ultimatefan]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg

Spider-Man - You know how people say their babies look so delicious they wanna eat them... Well, they ARE delicious...

[Sean Adisano]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif

M.J: "WHATS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL!?!?!?"

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: "Uhhhh...i didn't do it."

http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/bart/bart_look.gif

Bart: "Hey Man, thats my line!"

[Sean Adisano]

*A Special commercial announcement*

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg

"Hey Kids, Spidey here. I wanna talk to you about a very serious matter thats taking place in our world today, especially in our city, New York. And its a matter that effects you personally. Its called SDSY (Spidey Didn't Save You). You see this baby in this carriage...no, you don't??? Well thats because he was a victim of SDSY. Well to damn bad for this baby because i was busy...with M.J...my smokin hot girlfriend! So stop B******* and just accept the fact you won't ever see your parents again! Have a nice day! And this message was made possible by Nike...Just Do It! Thanks Nike, i think i will "just do it"...where's M.J?

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
Spidey: "Mmmmm babies."


http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8984/spidey4659us0.jpg
MJ: "Peter, this thing you brought back for dinner is delicious what is it?"

http://www.celebopedia.com/maguire/images/tobey_maguire.jpg
Peter: "Baby back ribs."

[ultimatefan]

*A Special commercial announcement*

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5708/061322spiderbaby19ic2.jpg

"Hey Kids, Spidey here. I wanna talk to you about a very serious matter thats taking place in our world today, especially in our city, New York. And its a matter that effects you personally. Its called SDSY (Spidey Didn't Save You). You see this baby in this carriage...no, you don't??? Well thats because he was a victim of SDSY. Well to damn bad for this baby because i was busy...with M.J...my smokin hot girlfriend! So stop B******* and just accept the fact you won't ever see your parents again! Have a nice day! And this message was made possible by Nike...Just Do It! Thanks Nike, i think i will "just do it"...where's M.J?
I usually think short captions work better, but this one is pretty cool...:woot:

[LadyMoira]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg

Spidey-"You know, I get that Mommy really wants this part and it's an important audition and all, but still we could just hire a nanny since I have my work to do too here."

[Flash-er]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg

Spidey: "Don't worry, I'll save... AHH!! AHH!!! VAMPIRE BABY!!!"

[pedro parkero]

http://www.celebritydesktop.com/images/actors/tobey_maguire.jpg
"MJ, I love you. I know you like the back of my hands, will you marry me?"

http://www.celebopedia.com/dunst/images/kirsten_dunst.jpg
"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I could say the same."

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
"What the hell is this?" You probably meant "palm of my hands". It makes sense that way. :D Funny too... :cool:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.celebritydesktop.com/images/actors/tobey_maguire.jpg
PETE: "MJ, I love you. You... complete me."
http://www.celebopedia.com/dunst/images/kirsten_dunst.jpg
MJ: "You had me at Hello."

[LadyMoira]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg

Peter-"Don't worry about a thing baby...I've got MJ taken care of..."

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif

"99..100! Ready or not Peter here I come...Where is he anyway?"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
Micheal Jackson was spotted today with his son blanket. The two were seen running for they're lives. Why? Who knows.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg

Peter-"Don't worry about a thing baby...I've got MJ taken care of..."

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif

"99..100! Ready or not Peter here I come...Where is he anyway?"
Bwahahahahaha!
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Why don't they use this pic in more captions?"
SPIDER-MAN: "I honestly don't know."

[Ebil Gig]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
Spidey: "Mmmmm babies."


http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8984/spidey4659us0.jpg
MJ: "Peter, this thing you brought back for dinner is delicious what is it?"

http://www.celebopedia.com/maguire/images/tobey_maguire.jpg
Peter: "Baby back ribs."

LOL!

[Karea07]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/anim_drop.gif
Peter: And you said there was no place for a quickie....

haha :up:

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/anim_drop.gif
mj: wait peter i forgot my panties up there!

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488
Ahhhh...much better...

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
Mirror Normon: AHHHHH!!!!SOMEONE LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
Peter: THAT SMELL!!!! IT BURNS MY EYES!!!!

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4471/picture6up6.png
Sandman: Pukes sand all over the place.

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg
Ben Parker: *sniffs* Is that left over meat loaf again May?

[Hafssól]

MJ divorces Peter Parker

Spider-Man hits rock bottom!

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
Spidey steals/ probably eats babies!

http://home.comcast.net/~skyape/spideydrink.jpg
Spidey is an alcoholic!

http://www.hodgedup.com/pics/spiderman-haircut.jpg
Spidey shaves kids' heads!

WHAT HAS BECOME OF OUR BELOVED WEBHEAD?
http://photos4.flickr.com/5128703_d7a469196e_m.jpg

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488
HARRY: Now Dad will be proud of me.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
NORMAN: HARRRRYYYYYYY!!! YOU DIDN'T SEE ME GETTING NAKED COMING OUT DID YOU????? WTF IS THAT? A SNOWBOARD??? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GLIDER????? YOUR NO SON OF MINE!!!!!!!

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Don't worry Uncle Ben I travelled back in time to save you. I will keep you safe until you grow old.

http://www.feelingtoinfinity.com/weblog/images/Black%20Baby.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Sleep now Uncle Ben. Man you look weird as a baby.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/070604/spidey10.jpg
PETER: Whats wrong Aunt May, everything ok?
AUNT MAY: It's your Uncle, he has come back!!!
PETER: Oh my god...*wipes tear* I'll be home right away.

http://www.square-haven.com/rotw/images/aunt_may.jpg
AUNT MAY: His home, Pete...his home.

http://chinesenewyear.gpalm.co.uk/images/uncle_bens_rice.jpg
AUNT MAY: He makes rice now, now we can find him.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v282/forfy/tob.jpg
PETER: I hope you ****ing die from nightmares.

[Spidro Man]

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/070604/spidey10.jpg
PETER: Whats wrong Aunt May, everything ok?
AUNT MAY: It's your Uncle, he has come back!!!
PETER: Oh my god...*wipes tear* I'll be home right away.

http://www.square-haven.com/rotw/images/aunt_may.jpg
AUNT MAY: His home, Pete...his home.

http://chinesenewyear.gpalm.co.uk/images/uncle_bens_rice.jpg
AUNT MAY: He makes rice now, now we can find him.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v282/forfy/tob.jpg
PETER: I hope you ****ing die from nightmares.
LMFAO

[AssMan]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

Norman - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7449/untitledud0.png

Peter - Dude get a mentos

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/anim_drop.gif
mj: wait peter i forgot my panties up there!
Bwahahahahaha!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Sandman_Punch2.gif
SANDMAN: "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Okay but don't take it out on me!"

[LastSunrise1981]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Sandman_Punch2.gif

Sandman- HOW DARE YOU BUY ME A K-FED RAP ALBUM FOR CHRISTMAS!

[NewYorkSpider]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Sandman_Punch2.gif

Sandman- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's my PS3

[Sean Adisano]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg

News Anchorman: "Today, Spider-Man was seen stealing a baby and running away with it. The baby was believed to be the love child of both Spider-Man and Norman Osbourne."

*Aunt May and Uncle Ben turn on the news*

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "Oh a grandson! Peter gave us a grandson Ben!"

Uncle Ben: "..."

*M.J. turns on the news*

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif

M.J: "Oh No! Peter cheated on me...WITH A MAN! how pathetic of a woman am I!"

*Norman turns on the news*

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

Norman: "...?...?...NEVER PROMISE CRAZY A BABY!!!!"

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/267965/2/istockphoto_267965_doctor.jpg
Doctor: "It's time for your rectal exam, Mr. Osborn."

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg
Aunt May: "Look Ben, there's a man's finger in Norman's anus."
Ben: "***."

[Dark Sentinel]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4029&stc=1&d=1164364488

Harry: The walk-in bong is gonna put Oscorp on the map in a way my father never even dreamed!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg

News Anchorman: "Today, Spider-Man was seen stealing a baby and running away with it. The baby was believed to be the love child of both Spider-Man and Norman Osbourne."

*Aunt May and Uncle Ben turn on the news*

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg

Aunt May: "Oh a grandson! Peter gave us a grandson Ben!"

Uncle Ben: "..."

*M.J. turns on the news*

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif

M.J: "Oh No! Peter cheated on me...WITH A MAN! how pathetic of a woman am I!"

*Norman turns on the news*

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

Norman: "...?...?...NEVER PROMISE CRAZY A BABY!!!!"
LMAO!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Sandman_Punch2.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Not in the face, not in the face!"
SANDMAN: "Piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey3hanging1.jpg
Hehehe, my movies are making more money than yours...

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020017_sc49916%5BW600-%5D.jpg
Batman: Who cares, you idiot, I´m still a billionaire and you can´t hold a job delivering pizza!
I know this was a hundred pages ago, but damn it's still funny. :word:

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey3hanging1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I hate it when the blood rushes to my head."

[Matt Murdock]

anyone else thing batman's eyes are hilarious in that pic?!

[NewYorkSpider]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/267965/2/istockphoto_267965_doctor.jpg
Doctor: "It's time for your rectal exam, Mr. Osborn."

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-1.jpg
Aunt May: "Look Ben, there's a man's finger in Norman's anus."
Ben: "***."

LMAO!!!! That was Great.

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
"Man, you're gonna taste so good when you're done"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider-mantobey.jpg
"Is anyone looking, ok cameraman lets make this quick"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: SHUT UP. 50 YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A ****ING FORK UP YOUR ASS. YOU CAN TALK,YOU CAN TALK,YOU CAN TALK, YOUR BRAVE NOW MOTHER ****ER. THROW HIS ASS OUT HIS A ******! HE'S A ******! A ******, LOOK THERS A ******. OOOH, OOH. Alight you see it shocks you, it shocks you....

http://www.wwlp.com/news/segments/sybersy/blade.JPG
BLADE: That was uncalled for.

[Untilteld]

lolll ^^

Kramer haha

[Untilteld]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
Spider-Man: Ha ha, your all gonna die!

http://images.scripting.com/archiveScriptingCom/2005/09/02/train.jpg

Passengers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :cmad: :cmad:








































































http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/25/train_wideweb__430x282,1.jpg

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: *giggle* what a shame *giggle*

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: SHUT UP. 50 YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A ****ING FORK UP YOUR ASS. YOU CAN TALK,YOU CAN TALK,YOU CAN TALK, YOUR BRAVE NOW MOTHER ****ER. THROW HIS ASS OUT HIS A ******! HE'S A ******! A ******, LOOK THERS A ******. OOOH, OOH. Alight you see it shocks you, it shocks you....

http://www.wwlp.com/news/segments/sybersy/blade.JPG
BLADE: That was uncalled for.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

But I would hate to be Kramer right now.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Take a chance on me, that's all I ask of you, honey."

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
Spidey: "Ah! Stop! There's a spider on your face!"
Felicia: "Deal with it, babe."
Spidey: "I'm...afraid."
Felicia: "Trying to get out of our relationship again?"
Spidey: "I'm not kidding! Remember that one time on the train?"

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
Spidey: "For the love of god! Stop the train! There's a spider on my seat!"

[NewYorkSpider]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg

Spider-Man- Ok Everybody hang on. We are almost to the theatre to watch X-Men 3:The Last Stand

[ultimatefan]

I know this was a hundred pages ago, but damn it's still funny. :word:

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey3hanging1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I hate it when the blood rushes to my head."
Oh thanks! Like the blood one too.

[LadyMoira]

http://www.spyder-25.com/covers/venom_vs_carnage/venom_carnage_03.jpg

Felicia-"Three dangerous men in full body costumes?!? It's like Christmas in July!"

[Hotwire]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
Spider-Man: Hey Harry, you were right! Masturbating on the front of a fast moving train is fun!!

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Eddie: So that's what the black sperm of my vengence looks like.

[Ryudoz]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Brock: That's what I get for trying to use one of Parker's inkpens...

[LadyMoira]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/homem-aranha3/gwen_stacy_trailer.jpg

Gwen-"Live or die I'm still the prettiest one in the movie!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
Spider-Man: Hey Harry, you were right! Masturbating on the front of a fast moving train is fun!!
Hahahahaha

http://www.spyder-25.com/covers/venom_vs_carnage/venom_carnage_03.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Careful Cat- these boys haven't seen a woman in God knows how long and you're not wearing a full shirt!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Eddie: They´re making some really weird lotion these days...

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
Spidey: Well, the good news is we´re gonna have a FANTASTIC view of the East River for about five seconds...

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Eddie: So that's what the black sperm of my vengence looks like.
For as many people that used the line, "You will taste the black sperm of my vengence!" I'm surprised this one didn't get any feedback.

Thanks for the nod on the other one, Dr. Fate.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Eddie: So that's what the black sperm of my vengence looks like.
Sorry I didn't get back to you about this one Malakai, but I got hung up responding to the masturbation caption. But anyhow, yeah, this is funny. :word:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Sandman_Punch2.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh man, now my breakfast is gonna come up on me! Oh I knew I shouldn't have eaten those eggs!"

[NJGooner]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
Spidey: Well, the good news is we´re gonna have a FANTASTIC view of the East River for about five seconds...

LOL :up:

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
"What's this thing? I'm turning black. Ahh."

http://www.film-erlebnis.com/images/washington_denzel.jpg
"What's up...dogs...?"

http://mssa.library.yale.edu/derivatives/archives/104/thumb/003970.jpg
"I have never enjoyed watermelon more in my life."

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey3hanging1.jpg
"Damnit, I thought balancing a metal wire on my balls would be easier."
__________________________________________________ __________

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8292/image1wg8.jpg
"There's no way you could cheer me up for this shoot, Sam."

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4971/samdeclor5.jpg
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain."

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4256/raimiiv4.gif
"What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again."

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
"Hehe; ah, damnit, I was wrong."

[Sean Adisano]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg

Eddie: "Whoa, Parker come see what just came out of my nose!!!"

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: "HeHe!"
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

Norman: "YOU FILTY STINKIN LITTLE PUNKS! THATS DISGUSTING!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey3hanging1.jpg
"Damnit, I thought balancing a metal wire on my balls would be easier."
__________________________________________________ __________

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8292/image1wg8.jpg
"There's no way you could cheer me up for this shoot, Sam."

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4971/samdeclor5.jpg
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain."

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4256/raimiiv4.gif
"What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again."

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
"Hehe; ah, damnit, I was wrong."
Hahahahahaha

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
NORMAN: "Khan!"


My apologies to whoever did the Khan quote first for this pic.

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg

Topher: Sam! The damn pigeons ***** on my hand again!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif
"What do ya' mean not original?! Ya' jerk!"




http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

"Yeah go bite yourself!"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

You'd be nowhere without DR. Doom for inspiration!"



















http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40507000/jpg/_40507011_vader.jpg
"Venom, bad guy in a black suit, it's been done, that's all I'm saying. Can ya' let me out of the shackles now?"
Darth Vader in bondage! Another one from about a hundred pages ago, but still funny all this time later.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40507000/jpg/_40507011_vader.jpg
VADER: "I wanna rock!"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, we all wanna rock, big guy, but not everyone can get away with rocking."

[NewYorkSpider]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg

Black Cat- Ok Spidey give me a huge kiss.
Spidey- Wait..Wait.. You don't understand i'm Clay Aiken.

[Carnotaur3]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg

Spider-Man: God damn, woman! I said GOD DAMN!

[Carnotaur3]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

Norman: Finish ITTT!!!

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

Harry: AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! EWWWWW

Harry finishes it.


http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

Norman: If you shake it more than once you're playing with it!!!!

[Hotwire]

Sorry I didn't get back to you about this one Malakai, but I got hung up responding to the masturbation caption. But anyhow, yeah, this is funny. :word:

Ir's cool. Where the hell did that line come from anyway??

[LadyMoira]

http://www.cbgxtra.com/Portals/1/BG_Images/SENSAT028018col(72).jpg

Peter-"Hey dude...if you're gonna go around terrorizing everyone as a supervillain, at least put some pants on first....there are kids watching!"

[Dr. Fate]

Ir's cool. Where the hell did that line come from anyway??
I don't know exactly where. I just saw someone else using it in a different caption thread, I think the Mix It Up Movie Caption thread, but I don't know what film it came from.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Cat, there's something very important I have to tell you."
BLACK CAT: "What's that, spidey hon?"
SPIDER-MAN: "I've got AIDS."
BLACK CAT: ":wow:"

We're almost at 200 guys! Use the biggest pics you've got!

[Dr. Fate]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/6/a/96a8f7b974689a0e0cd53da0eac9e8a7.gif
lol
I just want to say, all these pages later: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ultimatefan]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Cat, I don´t like you wearing that cleavage!
BLACK CAT: Wow, I never thought you were that jealous!
SPIDER-MAN: I´m not, you have no idea how tight this costume is...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Cat, I don´t like you wearing that cleavage!
BLACK CAT: Wow, I never thought you were that jealous!
SPIDER-MAN: I´m not, you have no idea how tight this costume is...
Bad enough it rides up the crotch...

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey everybody, I'm gonna get laid tonight!"

[LadyMoira]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg

Spiderman-"Whoa, I feel like a nervous kid in high school again wondering how I'm going to unhook your bra strap..."

Black Cat-"No need to fret...I'm not wearing a bra..."

Spiderman-"^"

[ultimatefan]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
Spider-Man: Tell me the truth, Felicia.
Black Cat: Okay, I´m actually a thief and I seduced you to use you for my criminal deeds! Satisfied?!?
Spider-Man: Gee, I was just going to ask if your boobs are real...

[ultimatefan]

LOL :up:
Thanks!

[Karea07]

good job

[Ebil Gig]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
Spider-Man: Tell me the truth, Felicia.
Black Cat: Okay, I´m actually a thief and I seduced you to use you for my criminal deeds! Satisfied?!?
Spider-Man: Gee, I was just going to ask if your boobs are real...

LOL nice! :D:up:

Dr. Fate, yours was great too with the getting laid thing, I'm just too lazy to quote another caption :D :hyper:

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/vvmt4-1.jpg
Next Winter, Fear Has a New Jamaican Bob-sled Team
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-10.jpg
"Hyah!"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-11.jpg
"Hmmm...."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Sandman_Punch3-1.gif
"ahhhhhh!!!!!"

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3_wp2_1280x1024-3.jpg
This is gonna be an awesome Christmas
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
(looks in the mirror) GOD...DAMN! Tobey was right, I AM white and nerdy
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Picture10.png
:::::snore::::::

[GeoffTheArtist]

In the aftermath of Spider-Man's unmasking, JJ got pissed and decided to give him even more bad press. Let's watch.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/Jksimmonsjonahmovie.jpg
JJ:Hello. I am J. Jonah Jameson, and I approve this message.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
JJ:Peter Parker, or Spider-Man, cheats on his already hot wife with this bi-....uhh, wait. Is there a name like b***h for a cat? No? Fine!

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/homem-aranha3/gwen_stacy_trailer.jpg
JJ: He's even cheating on that girl with this one!
Gwen:Hey Pete! Call me!

[titan101]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943

topher : GRRRR!!!

sam : okay topher , in this scene you'll .... wait .... now your doing the whole " grr " thing to ME ??!!

topher : dats right , biotch !!

those who have seen my other captions will hopefully get this .:woot:

[The Ones]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943

Raimi: So i wake up and im like, maybe sandman can kill ben. Its such a great idea im not sure why no one thought of it before the joker was just a joke so i thought my nails didnt get polished yet so...

Topher: Dude, i swear i drugged his coffee...

[Dr. Fate]

LOL nice! :D:up:

Dr. Fate, yours was great too with the getting laid thing, I'm just too lazy to quote another caption :D :hyper:
Aww schucks, I didn't think it was that great. :o :cwink:

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Sandman_Punch3-1.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "OW! I fell on my keys!"

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943
Topher *thinking*: Damn, I'll never be able to get my fingernails to look that good.

[Hotwire]

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/7543/harry6hs.jpg
Harry: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh... God... YES!!!!!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Eddie: WTF?!?! Black sperm of vengence?? Ewww, damn you Harry!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/7543/harry6hs.jpg
Harry: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh... God... YES!!!!!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Eddie: WTF?!?! Black sperm of vengence?? Ewww, damn you Harry!!
:woot: :oldrazz:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
Watch out for the Spider-Man for all seasons, loves 'em and leaves 'em alone, so alone...

[titan101]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg (http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/galeria/?action=Blank&location=Imagens&id_filme=1837&img=13638)

tobey : hope no one sees me taking off my clothes ....

camera man : oh yeeaaaaah .... that's it ... take it off ...

[titan101]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg (http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/galeria/?action=Blank&location=Imagens&id_filme=1837&img=13641)


tobey : can you hear me now ? good ...


can you hear me now ? good....

can you hear me now ? good ...


can you hear me now ? good ...



can you hear me now ? good ...

can you hear me now ? good .....

can you hear me now ? good ....


can you hear me now ? good.....

can you hear me now ? good ....

can you hear me now ? good ....




can you hear me now ? good ....


can you hear me now ? good ....

[ultimatefan]

LOL nice! :D:up:

Dr. Fate, yours was great too with the getting laid thing, I'm just too lazy to quote another caption :D :hyper:
Thanks! Yeah, that one was cool too!

[pedro parkero]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943
Sam: Oh, look, my left hand is jealous with my right...
Topher: Has a reason to be jealous... grrr...

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943
Sam: So in this scene Gwen is more intrested in Spider-Man saving the day. Your not liking this one but *voices fades out*

Topher *thinking*: Haning out do do do do down the street do do do do.

[Carnotaur3]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

Peter: Yeah I usually don't do this for the people I save, but...

[Dr. Fate]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943
Sam: So in this scene Gwen is more intrested in Spider-Man saving the day. Your not liking this one but *voices fades out*

Topher *thinking*: Haning out do do do do down the street do do do do.
Hahaha. Like it or not Topher, you'll always be The Other Guy From That 70s Show (opposite Ashton Kutcher).

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-10.jpg
SANDMAN: "Dude, this is so not a cool way to reverse acid reflux!"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg
Hello?...Do I like scary movies?...ummm no not really why do you ask?

[xwolverine2]

wow...... his face looks fat as hell

[LastSunrise1981]

wow...... his face looks fat as hell

He is getting older you know. :cwink:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/THCSandman2.jpg
SANDMAN: "We've just broken the 200 page benchmark... and it's glorious!"

[Gotendbz-2]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/THCSandman2.jpg

SANDMAN: I have the power to shoot webs out of my head!

[The Ones]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/THCSandman2.jpg

Guy (off screen): Erm dude, theres a spider on your head

[The Female Torch]

Gotendbz-2, your avvy is hilarious ^^

[ultimatefan]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

Tobey: The things an actor has to do to get the cameraman to shoot his best angles...

[arachnid-guy]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

Tobey: The things an actor has to do to get the cameraman to shoot his best angles...

wow...he looks old(er). it doesnt seem like tobey....but i guess its the angle. :huh:

[pedro parkero]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943
Sam: ...and voila! It vanished into thin air! Great trick, huh?
Topher: Could I get my watch back, please?

[Dr. Fate]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943
Sam: ...and voila! It vanished into thin air! Great trick, huh?
Topher: Could I get my watch back, please?
Hahahahaha

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
"I miss having Donna around to protect me."

[ZER0C00L]

wow...he looks old(er). it doesnt seem like tobey....but i guess its the angle. :huh:


I can Never get passed how he Doesn't Look like Spider-Man at all..

[TankerX]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943
Topher: Thats the last time I share my stash with Sam....

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
"This'll teach you not to hide uncomfortable chunks of metal up your ass!"

[Joe Kerr]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&stc=1&d=1165020943
Sam: So, How do you like my new BLONDE HAIRSTYLE

Topher: ...

i'm supposed to be the only blonde...

*TEAR*

[xwolverine2]

He is getting older you know. :cwink:
and fatter!

[Gotendbz-2]

Gotendbz-2, your avvy is hilarious ^^

Thanks.

[Sentinel X]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
AUNT MAY(off-screen): He aint da baby's daddy!!
PETER: If this is my baby I'll take care of it
MAURY(off-screen): In the case of 4 month old Boob...Peter, you are
MJ(off-screen): You da father *****!!..look at DAT nose...it look like yo nose

http://www.rozziland.com/maury.jpg
MAURY: NOT the father!!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif
MJ: NOO!!! *runs backstage*

http://www.square-haven.com/rotw/images/aunt_may.jpg
AUNT MAY: What did I tell you!!!??What did I tell you!?!...He aint da baby's daddy!!!

[Gotendbz-2]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/tobey0-1.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: I just can't hold it in! Ahhh........... LOOK OUT BELOW!

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4105&stc=1&d=1165194913

EDDIE BROCK: Dang Seagulls.......... Oh man....... Parker!? EWW!

[Karea07]

haha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
PETER: "Can they really tell I'm over 30?"

[Dark Sentinel]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

Tobey: Brandon Routh ain't got jack ***** on me.

[Hotwire]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
Tobey: Come on, Fanboy! You saw the suit, now pay up! Oh s***, here comes Sam, hide!

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
Tobey: Come on, Fanboy! You saw the suit, now pay up! Oh s***, here comes Sam, hide!

LOL :woot:

[LadyMoira]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

Tobey-"Wonder why they don't me have me take my shirt off in these movies nearly as much as Jackman or Bale...guess Raimi doesn't want me to catch cold."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

Tobey: Brandon Routh ain't got jack ***** on me.
Bwahahahaha!

About the only thing Brandon Routh has on Toby Maguire is about 7 inches of additional height.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8589/30cq.jpg
"Why God?! Why did they have to follow up Beast Wars with Beast Machines, why?!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

Peter: "Hehe, i giggle."

[The Female Torch]

^ LOL second good one ^^

[Sean Adisano]

^^^all for you ;)


...yea right :whatever:




;)

[The Female Torch]

Tobey is cute ^^

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.marvelmasterworks.com/marvelhcs/images/panel_bsm2_b.jpg
AUNT MAY: "The fan boys scrambling to get their copies of Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut really tore up Peter's Spider-Man costume! He should have just used Amazon.com..."

[LadyMoira]

http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/image/SpiderMan_InfCru_1.jpg

Spiderman-"You mean you're working to legalize marijuana? Awesome!"

[Carnotaur3]

http://www.marvelmasterworks.com/marvelhcs/images/panel_bsm2_b.jpg

Peter: Wrong time to get a PS3.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/image/SpiderMan_InfCru_1.jpg

Spiderman-"You mean you're working to legalize marijuana? Awesome!"
Hahahahahahahaha!

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
"I just want to be loved and taken seriously as a serious dramatic actor. Is that so much to ask for?"
http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
"Yes."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
*starts crying*
http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
"Oh come on dude, don't cry. Just accept it, you'll always be the other guy from That 70s Show. That's not such a bad legacy."

[LadyMoira]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
Topher-"You may have gotten to be the lead Tobey, but I got to mack with Scarlett Johannsen in In Company."

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

Tobey-"First of all, Scarlett's overrated, second of all I got to smooch Charlize in Cider House Rules."

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
Topher-"Runs away in tears..."

[Flash-er]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg

*music plays* Raindrops keep falling on my head...

[The Female Torch]

That would be funny, if he didn't have the umbrella

[Flash-er]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs7/300W/i/2005/269/5/7/Mary_Jane_and_Gwen_Stacey_by_DirtWorM.jpg

I.... I just love this picture.

[Flash-er]

That would be funny, if he didn't have the umbrella
*shrug* Meh.

[Gotendbz-2]

I would take that picture down if I were you.

[Flash-er]

I would take that picture down if I were you.
why? it was constantly being posted a number of pages back.

[The Female Torch]

Agreed, but its not half as bad as the ones they post in the hottest women's thread

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
Topher-"You may have gotten to be the lead Tobey, but I got to mack with Scarlett Johannsen in In Company."

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

Tobey-"First of all, Scarlett's overrated, second of all I got to smooch Charlize in Cider House Rules."

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
Topher-"Runs away in tears..."
Bwahahahahahahahaahaha!

I've never actually seen Scarlett's films.


http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/155652243_16550e8715.jpg
TOPHER: "What do you mean this black leather jacket doesn't make me look manly and virile?!"
http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
TOBEY: "Sorry dude, it just looked better on Arnold Schwarzenegger."

[The Female Torch]

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.


Agreed :woot:

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.moviexplosion.com/spiderman3set3.jpg

dude next to spidey: "whats that smell"?

spidey: "you know, i ask myself that same question everytime i eat too much chacolate"

dude next to spidey: "ew!, your gross!

spidey: "yeah, i know, no wonder why mj left me"

[The Female Torch]

LMAO Good one!

[Spider-ManHero12]

LMAO Good one! thanks:yay:.

[Gotendbz-2]

http://www.moviexplosion.com/spiderman3set3.jpg

Guy next to Spidey: Hey Spidey, you um, have a bunch of metal rods in you.

Spider-Man: I'm tryin' out for the role of "Sonic the Hedgehog".

[xwolverine2]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs7/300W/i/2005/269/5/7/Mary_Jane_and_Gwen_Stacey_by_DirtWorM.jpg

I.... I just love this picture.
kirsten wishes

[The Female Torch]

Lol

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg

old man: "im spiderman"

spiderman: "no your not you four eyed, whit bearded, peice of crap, this is how you do it"

the lady in front of old man: "hahahahaha"

spiderman: "you shut up to, your ugly"

[The Female Torch]

LMAO!!!! Omg that was funny too ur good!

[Spider-ManHero12]

LMAO!!!! Omg that was funny too ur good! thank you:yay:.

[Dr. Fate]

Agreed :woot:
You are very wise, Female Torch. :word:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/sm1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hmm... suddenly Tim Burton has invaded my film."

[The Female Torch]

You are very wise, Female Torch. :word:


I know :yay:

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg
old guy: spidey PLEASE! I really need some money! I haven't had a meal since last year!
spidey: oh darn i wish i could help you sir but i don't have any cash. sorry:csad:
*spidey then heads to the starbucks across the street:oldrazz: *

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-05/31/xin_56050331175995031401.jpg

gwen: "what is that"?

spidey: "thats michael jackson, the boy i loved befor i even liked boys, um.............wait, gwen.............. its not what you think"

[Ebil Gig]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg

Lady:Ahh, Spidey help me, I'm sinking into that little boy's hair!!!

[Steel Soldier]

"D'oh! Hey... nice place ya got here."
http://imageigloo.com/images/2614d\'oh.gif

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-05/31/xin_56050331175995031401.jpg
gwen: it's bad. it's REALLY bad!
spidey: yeah we need your help....
http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rovang.org%2Fwg%2F pics%2Fzordon-mmpr.jpg&moduleId=svc_image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details
Zordon.

[Ebil Gig]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg
old guy: spidey PLEASE! I really need some money! I haven't had a meal since last year!
spidey: oh darn i wish i could help you sir but i don't have any cash. sorry:csad:
*spidey then heads to the starbucks across the street:oldrazz: *

LOL! I especially like how Starbucks is right there as well :D

[Ryudoz]

http://imageigloo.com/images/2614d%5C%27oh.gif
Peter: Geez, they sure make these toilets hard to get to.

[The Female Torch]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg

old man: "im spiderman"

spiderman: "no your not you four eyed, whit bearded, peice of crap, this is how you do it"

the lady in front of old man: "hahahahaha"

spiderman: "you shut up to, your ugly"

You mean WHITE :oldrazz:

[SPider-T0rch]

http://imageigloo.com/images/2614d%5C%27oh.gif
Tee Hee! I'm like the kool aid man! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3set17.jpg

gwen: "what is that guy.........spidey what are you staring at"

spidey: "you go mj, take off your bra"

gwen: "what did you just say"

spidey: "nothing, she took off her bra!, hell yeah!"

gwen: *slaps spidey in face*

[The Female Torch]

I didnt get that

[SPider-T0rch]

http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.radiofree.com%2 Fphotos%2Fspider-man_3_08688.jpg&moduleId=svc_image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details
What the hell is this thing attached to?
http://www.platypuspool.com/images/atomicbomb.jpg

[SPider-T0rch]

http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.x-entertainment.com%2Farticles%2F0914%2F11.jpg&moduleId=svc_image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details
spidey: oh no. NOOOO!!!! Where are the markers?!?! Where are the muthaf***in' markers?!?!?!?!?!?!?! GET ME THE MARKERS!!!!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.manyhighways.com/photoblog/photos/060610-04.jpg

spiderman: "smell my arm pit"

dude next to spidey: "ewww!, you really are sick, im staying away from you, next thing i know youll be taking a crap in your pants right next to me"

spiderman: "how did you know i am taking a crap inmy pants right now"

dude next to spidey: "thats it, sam, i quit"