Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[LadyMoira]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/spider-man-2-8.jpg

Peter-"The gold medal for men's gymnastics is mine!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://imageigloo.com/images/2019hitler.jpg
"Don't tell me to shove my Third Reich up my ass!"

[ultimatefan]

http://imageigloo.com/images/2019hitler.jpg
Well, remember "The boys from Brazil"? It wasn´t fiction!!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/spidey.jpg

spider-man: "i knew you were weird superman...but i never knew you were more than weird".

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8867/superdoushe00000mk5.jpg

superman: "i like your voice spider-man".

http://www.spiderman-fan.de/pics/spider_background_links1.jpg

spider-man: "i am out of here. atleast i am not the one who got turned into a women. have fun getting a man "super woman".

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-3.jpg
Spider-man: Oh, you rocket-whore!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/trailer03.jpg
GG: Merry Christmas, mother****er.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hi. I'm your Christmas present."
SPIDER-MAN: ":woot:"

[3dman27]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hi. I'm your Christmas present."
SPIDER-MAN: ":woot:"
merry christmas to all:spidey:

[ultimatefan]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hi. I'm your Christmas present."
SPIDER-MAN: Wow, and it came half-unwrapped already!

[Sean Adisano]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/SantoAnderson/mudman.jpg

Sandman: "NOOOOO! I SWORE I NEVER WASH THIS HAND AGAIN AFTER I GROPPED SCARLETTE JOHANSSON! DAMN YOU SPIDER-MAN!"

[LadyMoira]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hi. I'm your Christmas present."
SPIDER-MAN: Wow, and it came half-unwrapped already!

Hee!

http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM166/Page3.jpg

Ok, I didn't post this to caption it, but simply to spread some holiday cheer.

[Sean Adisano]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/Nebins/Picture3.png

Spidey: "Release me Venom! i'm not into this kinky stuff!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: "M.J, i need your help...i love crack!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture80.png

Spidey: "I'll never let go Sandy!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/Nebins/Picture3.png

spider-man: "venom!, stop choking me!.....after i am dead you will only use my body to be your play mate an to use for your own pleasures!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hi. I'm your Christmas present."
SPIDER-MAN: Wow, and it came half-unwrapped already!
You did it one better UF. Wish I'd thought of it first.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture80.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Now what was it Joel Schumacher said about doing these stunts with only one arm being the thing holding your body weight... oh yeah, don't do it or else the socket will-" [arm goes out of socket] "-OWWWWWWW!!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

You did it one better UF. Wish I'd thought of it first.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture80.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Now what was it Joel Schumacher said about doing these stunts with only one arm being the thing holding your body weight... oh yeah, don't do it or else the socket will-" [arm goes out of socket] "-OWWWWWWW!!!!!"
Thanks! That one is cool too, is from an interview?

[Ebil Gig]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/SantoAnderson/mudman.jpg

Sandman: "NOOOOO! I SWORE I NEVER WASH THIS HAND AGAIN AFTER I GROPPED SCARLETTE JOHANSSON! DAMN YOU SPIDER-MAN!"

Haha lol

[Morgoth]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/Nebins/Picture3.png

"I hope Santa brings me a new suit for Christmas!"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: ...................What?.........I'm not doing any funny caption, today is Christmas.......................Stop reading this nothing will happing....................Why are you still reading this????..........''Dancing Queen do do do only 17 do do'' WHAT???? **** off would ya! I'm not doing any captions today...Yep thats it keep reading this your only wasting both of our time!....**** did I turn the stove off??...Yes...yes I did...................Chirst....go away! Seriously just stop reading this now..................*picks up phone* HARRY!!! Whats up?.....Yeah same here...I know I'm not doing no funny caption today....Really? There still doing jokes about your night surfer outfit?....Thats stupid man, thats not funny anymore.............she did? I knew it, I freaking knew it! Yeah me too.....3 times man...3 frigging times!...Ok happy Xmas Har..Bye!.......WTF you listen to my conversation? Not cool man not cool.......Ok I'm going now I don't feel comfortable anymore!!

[LastSunrise1981]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter- ::Near tears::

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/23/40/18383484.jpg

Bruce- Cry all you want but Batman is a bad ass.

[Steel Soldier]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/trailer03.jpg
"Time to get holly jolly on your naughty asses."

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! That one is cool too, is from an interview?
I was listening to Joel Schumacher's commentaries on his Batman films - hopefully those won't be all he's remembered for - and he mentioned that when preparing the action sequences, the stunt men informed him that in real life you NEVER do the thing you're holding a person by one arm, which is unfortunately one of the staple cliches of action cinema, because in real life, you can really hurt yourself, i.e., your arm goes out of the socket because it's got too much weight on the other end. Glad you liked it.

I like yours Steel_Soldier.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDEY: "Merry Christmas to all..."
BLACK CAT: "And to all a very good night."

[The Batman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: So thats what happened.....MJ left me because I never told her i loved her.

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/23/40/18383484.jpg

Bruce: Whatever you say, O'Malley.


Its not funny, but still....

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

peter: "all i got for christmas was peices of cole"

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/23/40/18383484.jpg

bruce: "all i got for christmas was poop and mary jane".

[Sean Adisano]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/SantoAnderson/mudman.jpg

Sandman: "I'LL NEVER LET GO PETER! I'LL NEVER LET GO!"


*50 years later*


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: "...but he did!"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/SantoAnderson/mudman.jpg

Sandman: "I'LL NEVER LET GO PETER! I'LL NEVER LET GO!"


*50 years later*


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: "...but he did!"

LMAO:woot:

[Carnotaur3]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/Nebins/Picture3.png

Geeze, Venom! You weren't kidding when you said you liked Bondage!

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg
PETER: I need your help!!!!
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/23/40/18383484.jpg

BRUCE: It's the car isn't it?

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00115/Tobey_Maguire_115574c.jpg
PETER: Guilty.....................shotgun!!!!

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg
PETER: I need your help!!!!
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/23/40/18383484.jpg

BRUCE: It's the car isn't it?

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00115/Tobey_Maguire_115574c.jpg
PETER: Guilty.....................shotgun!!!!

LOL! that last picture of tobey and the quote went perfect!!!!! :D :D

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg\

Doc Ock: "Stop hitting yourself Harry! Stop hitting yourself!"

Harry: "ahhhaahhhhhaahh, mommy!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: "..."

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

M.J: "..."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/_group_photos/willem_dafoe26.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

"...i'm sorry M.J."

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Hi, I´m Tobey Maguire and I´m here to talk about the importance of prostate exam...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

What?!? I thought we were just playing a game...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Uh, in that case we were, but thanks for telling the nation about our intimate stuff...

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/Nebins/Picture3.png

spider-man: "venom!, befor i die, i need to tell you something........i did you know what with your mom and gwen last night. your mother said lets do it again this friday but i will not be alive to do that....or will i?"

[Hotwire]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg
Doc Ock: Harry, those are some seriously sad dance moves.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg
Doc Ock: Harry, those are some seriously sad dance moves. LOL!:woot::up:.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg\

Doc Ock: "Stop hitting yourself Harry! Stop hitting yourself!"

Harry: "ahhhaahhhhhaahh, mommy!"
Hahahahahaha

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/trailer03.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "I love my job."

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg
Doc Ock: How did I lose to an idoit?
Harry: What do you mean? I lost!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/owned-49574.jpg
Doc Ock: Like hell you lost.

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg
Doc Ock: How did I lose to an idoit?
Harry: What do you mean? I lost!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/owned-49574.jpg
Doc Ock: Like hell you lost.

LOL! this reminded me of something i did to my sister when playing this game. VERY VERY similar :D

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://taiwanon.com/cupcakes/tobey-maguire-04.jpg
Tobey: 1 'o clock...

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg
Tobey: 2 o' clock...
http://www.tvmlover.freeservers.com/images/tobey,_kirsten,_and_other_guy_2.jpg
Tobey: 3 o' clock....

http://www.blinkyou.com/wp_celeb/t/tobey-maguire/images/021.jpg
Tobey: ROCK!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg
HARRY: "How can you call yourself Doctor Octopus if you don't have 8 arms?"
DOCK OCK: "Shut up you f***!"

[Venom1001]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp



http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8867/superdoushe00000mk5.jpg


superman: what the **** are you looking at *****??

[ultimatefan]

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg
Tobey: Wow, look at that mess with the Knicks, doesn´t it remind you...
Kirsten: Oh yeah, when we broke up... Weird enough, there were big black men around too...

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

Tobey: "Hey, easy on the donuts hog!"

Kirsten: "Hehehehehe...wha?"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/dalenaudi/spideman3.jpg

Spidey: "Yep, i'm flying throught the air...this is not good."

[Sentinel X]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/sm3-22.jpg
PETER: Wow...you did that upside down kiss better than MJ

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/sm3-2.jpg
MJ: Peter?

[LadyMoira]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg

Molina-"What do you mean I'm being killed off but some pretty boy punk like you gets to be in the sequel?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/sm3-2.jpg
MJ: "Oh that's just nasty..."
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8867/superdoushe00000mk5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What? What?"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/dalenaudi/spideman3.jpg

spider-man: "i am superman!....i thought this was a dream. oh crap, by mj!, now i will die.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/sm3-2.jpg

mj: "it was good knowing him. oh well.......atleast now i can tell everybody that i saw him doing you know what with his aunt may."

http://melbotis.blogspot.com/sm2_aunt_may.jpg

aunt may: "i had a great time last night. i will see you in a few years when i am dead."

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8867/superdoushe00000mk5.jpg

superman: "no!, i will see him when i die. i want some privacy with him."

[Matt Murdock]

uhhhhh.... whats "you know what"?

[Spider-ManHero12]

uhhhhh.... whats "you know what"? sex:woot:.

[Matt Murdock]

i see.

that kind of.... makes those captions..... really wierd.

[Spider-ManHero12]

i see.

that kind of.... makes those captions..... really wierd. yeah, sort of. i can hardly think of anything.

[Matt Murdock]

peter: this is almost as pointless as the time i went to Kentucky....

*cue flash back, peter in KFC, mj behind the counter*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg
wait wait wait wait.... you're telling me i came all the way to kentucky to get some of your fried chicken and the colonel isnt even working today?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg
He ain't here he dead.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg
*not understanding*...what?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg
i say he dead.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg
IS MR. SANDERS IN?


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg
What wrong with you? i say you he dead.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg
uhh.... THE COLONEL.

[Spider-ManHero12]

^ hehehehe:woot::up:.

[LadyMoira]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

KD-"You mean I'm not even getting nominated for Marie Antoniette? Not even for the Golden Globes?!?"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

tobey: "you are fat because of those donuts, i can now call you a pig"

kirsten: *slaps tobey in face*

tobey: "what was that for?"

kirsten: "shut up!, i will not be in anymore spidey movies with you"

[LadyMoira]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg

Felicia-"MJ or me Peter...your call."

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg
MJ-"Oh my god...why?!? Is there someone else?"


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg


Peter-fingers crossed-"Of course not this is just about us."

[Untilteld]

http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2004/dreamworks/anchorman/images2/gang.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg

Harry and the tenticles of Doc Ock agree to go suit shopping and decide to do the Anchorman "yay" jump













































http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/neuspeed674/Snowboarding.png

[Matt Murdock]

lol

[titan101]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg


http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

peter : can't ..... look ..... away...... from......... gigantic ....... boobs.....

*gets crushed by car*

[Dr. Fate]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I aim to misbehave."

[blackvenom]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg


http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

peter : can't ..... look ..... away...... from......... gigantic ....... boobs.....

*gets crushed by car*

that is just hilarious :)

[blackvenom]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4904/kd26op9lj.jpg


harry: Hey M.J, now that i bought you that, could you just open your legs slightly, and show the world your beauty

M.j: no, i want more candyfloss and then we'll see.

sigh: if only

[ultimatefan]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg


http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

peter : can't ..... look ..... away...... from......... gigantic ....... boobs.....

*gets crushed by car*
Hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

Peter: C´mon, baby, say it!
MJ: No, no way!
Peter: C´mon, you know you want to!
MJ: Hmmm. Donuts! Haaaaaaa...(drools unstoppably)

[LadyMoira]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg


http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

Peter-"I broke up with her? Was I smoking crack?"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

M.J: "Peter, i'm so sorry!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: "for what?"

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4904/kd26op9lj.jpg

M.J: "i took another man's "cotton candy"!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: "HOW COULD YOU!?!?"

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

Peter: "i guess my "donuts" weren't enough, huh!?!?!?"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

peter: "mj, why are you looking at my like that?"

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

mj: "you are mean and selfish"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

peter: "it is not my fault your movies suck"

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4904/kd26op9lj.jpg

mj : "i hope peter does not find out about this"

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

peter: "i saw you withharry the other day, i just killed him"

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg

black cat: "i am his new woman"

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

mj: "i think i just soiled myself."

[Sean Adisano]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg


http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

peter : can't ..... look ..... away...... from......... gigantic ....... boobs.....

*gets crushed by car*

LOL! this is awesome :D

[Matt Murdock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

peter: "mj, why are you looking at my like that?"

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

mj: "you are mean and selfish"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

peter: "it is not my fault your movies suck"

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4904/kd26op9lj.jpg

mj : "i hope peter does not find out about this"

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

peter: "i saw you withharry the other day, i just killed him"

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg

black cat: "i am his new woman"

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

mj: "i think i just soiled myself."


weird.

[Spider-ManHero12]

weird. i can not think of anything. i lost ideas:csad:.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

peter : Time stopped for me that day. I was sitting around minding my own business when a Transformer threw himself at me!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

peter: "that girl has the greatest lips, the perfect body, the best legs......wait a minute."

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8867/superdoushe00000mk5.jpg

superman: "do not be ashamed because i am beautiful, a car is coming right at you."

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

Kirsten: "I love frosted dougnuts!"

Tobey: "Thats not "frosting"!"

Kirsten: "hehehehehehe...what!?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/270/3/2/Black_Cat_by_diablo2003.jpg


http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

Peter-"I broke up with her? Was I smoking crack?"
Hahahahahaha! He must have been on crack!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4904/kd26op9lj.jpg
MJ: "You know what I like best about lacking cleavage? Less back strain."

[Spider-ManHero12]

:up: Hahahahahaha! He must have been on crack!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4904/kd26op9lj.jpg
MJ: "You know what I like best about lacking cleavage? Less back strain." LOL!:up:.

[Sean Adisano]

that caption about kirsten having lack of cleavage is politically incorrect:

BEHOLD HER BOSSOMS!!!!

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

me likey :D

ohh and this is not a caption by the way.

[LadyMoira]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4904/kd26op9lj.jpg
MJ: "You know what I like best about lacking cleavage? Less back strain."

Hee hee!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4904/kd26op9lj.jpg

MJ-"You know what's so much nicer about you than Peter?"

Harry-"What?"

MJ-"You don't get your picture in the paper way more often than I do. I mean it's so unfair he doesn't even want the attention!"

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h260/Xpider-man/DailyBugle-Cover-GoNI.jpg

[Karea07]

that caption about kirsten having lack of cleavage is politically incorrect:

BEHOLD HER BOSSOMS!!!!

http://www.tiagoteixeira.com.br/jujuba/imagens/_tobey.jpg

me likey :D

ohh and this is not a caption by the way.

exactly, Kirsten has nice big boobies

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/sm2balc.jpg

harry: ' look!, i am the new michael jackson"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

peter: "your making tears come to my eyes"

http://www.michael-jackson.com/mj2002.jpg

michael jackson: "oh harry.....i will teach you how to dance but you need to come to my room to do that"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.cineminha.com.br/AdvHTML_Upload/fotos/spiderman2_04.jpg

peter parker: "you look really wierd and are very annoying"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1940000/images/_1944248_mate_pa.jpg

harry osborn: "look who is talking...MALE STRIPPER!!!"

http://www.universohq.com/cinema/images/uncle_ben_aunt_may.jpg

uncle ben: "may...you call me a pervert?"

aunt may: "i am sorrry... i am the one who gave peter the money while he was stripping. he gave me a lap dance.

uncle ben: thinking: *sick woman, i am moving out.*

[Untilteld]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp24r.jpg


Norman: Who's there?

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp14r.jpg

Goblin: ME!!!!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp34r.jpg

Norman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sentinel X]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1940000/images/_1944248_mate_pa.jpg
HARRY: Dad, meet your blind date...

http://www.inthelifetv.org/content/images/WhosWho_Rosie__1_2_7672.jpg
ROSIE: Hey there

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp34r.jpg

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1940000/images/_1944248_mate_pa.jpg

harry osborn: "peter....kirsten had eaten too many doughnuts"

http://www.inthelifetv.org/content/images/WhosWho_Rosie__1_2_7672.jpg

rosie: "hi peter!, can we have some privacy?"

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

peter: "i feel like crying because of that ugly girl who says she is mj...she probably had eaten her.thinking: * i wonder what norman is doing*

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Spiderman-2.jpg

norman osborn: "my nipples are going crazy!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.michael-jackson.com/mj2002.jpg

michael jackson: "want to go out on a date?"

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Spiderman-2.jpg

norman osborn: "nooooooooooooooo!!!, i think i am having a heart attack"

[The Female Torch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

Peter: "..."

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Carnotaur3/harrysdying.jpg

M.J: "..."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/_group_photos/willem_dafoe26.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/bookwormdarlin/87.jpg

"...i'm sorry M.J."

Tee hee :woot:

[Spider-ManHero12]

bhahahaahah you obviously have NO clue what that phrase means! aqctually, i do. it is disgusting so i am not going to say it.

[Sean Adisano]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp34r.jpg

Norman: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!...AHHHHHHHHHHH HH!...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"



http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

Peter: "Don't you EVER SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!"

[Yurka]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

" WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTT?????!, how is sandman uncle bens killer??!?!?!?!?!?!

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://escena.ya.com/cinemerida/SPIDERMAN2/jessfranco.jpg
HARRY: Dad, whats wrong?

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/norman3.jpg
I'm not really your father Harry, nither was ''your mother'', these are your real birth parents!

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20061221/160_rosie_odonnell2_061221.jpghttp://eleanor_levine.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/tv_martin_bashir_doc_michael_jackson.jpg

http://tribaal.online.fr/spidey_07.jpg
HARRY:...WHICH ONE IS THE MAN??????????? I SAID WHICH ONE IS THE MAN!!!!

[The Female Torch]

What the hell is up with Rosie and Jackson?!

[Lunar_Wolf]

What the hell is up with Rosie and Jackson?!

They are quite the popular bunch today.:wow: just nod and smile:woot:

[Sean Adisano]

http://escena.ya.com/cinemerida/SPIDERMAN2/jessfranco.jpg
HARRY: Dad, whats wrong?

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/norman3.jpg
I'm not really your father Harry, nither was ''your mother'', these are your real birth parents!

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20061221/160_rosie_odonnell2_061221.jpghttp://eleanor_levine.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/tv_martin_bashir_doc_michael_jackson.jpg

http://tribaal.online.fr/spidey_07.jpg
HARRY:...WHICH ONE IS THE MAN??????????? I SAID WHICH ONE IS THE MAN!!!!

LOL! the last quote with harry is awesome :D

[C. Lee]

keep it clean in here people.

[Spider-ManHero12]

keep it clean in here people. sure will:cwink:.

[C. Lee]

sure will:cwink:.
I hope you don't think I'm kidding.

[Spider-ManHero12]

I hope you don't think I'm kidding. i do not think you are kidding. i understand.

[Matt Murdock]

keep it clean in here people.

C. Lee... How is the word for reproduction unclean?

[C. Lee]

C. Lee... How is the word for reproduction unclean?
How is it that you don't understand what I am talking about?

[Matt Murdock]

ah.
my mistake. I meant
"how is the name of the male reproductive organ unclean?"

[C. Lee]

ah.
my mistake. I meant
"how is the name of the male reproductive organ unclean?"
It isn't.....the context in which it is used can be though.

This site is intended to be PG-13...family friendly.....over use of sexual references and the way some sexual references are made are against this intention.

[Matt Murdock]

EXACTLY.


thank you very much, black goblin.

[Matt Murdock]

It isn't.....the context in which it is used can be though.

This site is intended to be PG-13...family friendly.....over use of sexual references and the way some sexual references are made are against this intention.

i s'pose i don't get how its ok for every one of smh12's captions to have a sexual reference of some kind in it, and that be acceptable.

[Untilteld]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg



Later that night..


http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2359/spiderman302ky5.jpg

MJ: So you Saw Green Goblin's enormous wang?

Peter: Yes, it was amazing

[Sean Adisano]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg

GG: "WHERE'S THE PHOTOGRAPHER WHO TAKES THE PICTURES OF SPIDE...UH-OH!...OOOOOOO MY STOMACH!"

Spidey: "Oh No! Not by the OPEN FLAME!"

[Sean Adisano]

Tee hee :woot:

hehehe, you giggle :O

[Sean Adisano]

What the hell is up with Rosie and Jackson?!

i don't know...makes me sad :(

[Dr. Fate]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
MJ: "Whoops! Forgot to turn off the vibrator again!"

[Matt Murdock]

oh man....


that is just....


awful.

yet funny.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

Peter: MJ...I need your help

http://www.ripred.org/dpna/resources/drogas/marihuana.jpg

2 hours later

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies/spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-2.jpg

Peter: HOLY GOD THIS STUFF WORKS!!!! YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW!

[titan101]

my caption must've gotten deleted by accident so i reposted it :


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp24r.jpg

norman : can you feel that ?














ah **** ....















http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

norman : OH-WAA-A-A-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





( and i hope to GOD you guys get the joke this time ....)

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg

green goblin: "errrr....i have eaten too many tachos. spierman prepare to be blown away by my fury."

spider-man: "i think i am going to be sick."

[Sentinel X]

http://www.musik-base.de/images/groups/D12.jpg

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3931/sgrillxm9.png
Ay fellaz!! I got my new grill!

[LadyMoira]

http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/b/ba/AmazingFantasy15.jpg

Guy-"So what is this Revenge of the Nerds with webs?"

[venomscurse2]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg

Hes got his own Polar Expresss workin there!:trans:

[venomscurse2]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg

What is Jameson reaching for?

[Ken Kutagari]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/c/e/ace8c52808d0f24c81b35474e69d7726.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
"You saved my life, Crippled Spider-Man......................kiss me!"

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/7/b/27b521b1f3f107176055225d546f11c8.gif

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies/spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-2.jpg

Spidey: "i wanna take the chrysler building with me! pull spidey, pull!"

[venomscurse2]

never mind

[Sean Adisano]

never mind

he's putting up his arm to defend himself, he's not reaching for anything.

[Sentinel X]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/c/e/ace8c52808d0f24c81b35474e69d7726.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
"You saved my life, Crippled Spider-Man......................kiss me!"

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/7/b/27b521b1f3f107176055225d546f11c8.gifHAHA!!! I love how he just throws the walker on the crowd below

[venomscurse2]

he's putting up his arm to defend himself, he's not reaching for anything.

It was a joke..........

[venomscurse2]

http://www.gothamcomics.com/spiderman_india/press_spid_india/IMAGE6_sm.jpg

Spiderman: its hot Im gonna take my clothes off!
crowd: ahhhhhhh!

[Sean Adisano]

It was a joke..........

......haha :dry:

[venomscurse2]

......haha :dry:

thsppppbst!:p :cmad:

[Carnotaur3]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg
Hey, Gobby! I can see your Goblin!

[The Female Torch]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg
Hey, Gobby! Nice thongs!

[The Female Torch]

hehehe, you giggle :O

Dont make that crush you have on me TOO obvious :o

[Sean Adisano]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg

Spidey: "whats this...a zipper on the back of Gobby's suite!!! just like the monsters in Scooby-Doo!!!!!!!!!"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/c/e/ace8c52808d0f24c81b35474e69d7726.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
"You saved my life, Crippled Spider-Man......................kiss me!"

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/7/b/27b521b1f3f107176055225d546f11c8.gif

LMFAO

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg

spider-man: "goblin just because there is newspapers all over the floor does not mean you can take a crap everywhere!."

green goblin: "talk to the butt."

[titan101]

http://gemais.4t.com/images/spider-man-1-33.jpg

spider-man : WAZZAP , ***** !!!!!!!!!!!!

green goblin : spidey .... get the **** outta here .....

spider-man : oh..... i get it...... you and jameson need " alone time " ....... okay i understand .... * leaves*

[Dr. Fate]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
TOPHER: "I'm the Man."

[Yurka]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
TOPHER: "I'm the Man."

Dyke on the right : "No you're not...............I am"

[Steel Soldier]

http://imageigloo.com/images/6997willem.jpg

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... I'll have it by tommorow!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://imageigloo.com/images/6997willem.jpg

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... I'll have it by tommorow!"

LOL! this is awesome!!!! i haven't laughed out loud on this thread in a while :D

[blackvenom]

:woot: http://imageigloo.com/images/6997willem.jpg

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... I'll have it by tommorow!" man that is absolutely hilarious, weird, he's not looking at the bunny lol

[blackvenom]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Spiderman-2/aaj.jpg

spiderman (thinking): haha i can llok down her top

m.j: **** off pervert!

[blackvenom]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/S2/spider-man-2-13.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/805)

dock ock: you have beautiful eyes

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/S2/spider-man-2-14.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/805)

harry: and your a freak!

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/S2/spider-man-2-17.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/805)

dock ock: alright, guess i just have to flirt with someone else....aha!

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/S2/spider-man-2-13.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/805)

dock ock: you have beautiful eyes
http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/S2/spider-man-2-9.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/805)

m.j: i love you, im thinking of ditching peter cos your sooo sweet
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8292/image1wg8.jpg
peter: Get the hell of my girlfriend!!!

[3dman27]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Spiderman-2/aaj.jpg

spiderman (thinking): haha i can llok down her top

m.j: **** off pervert!
spidey "ok mj now you know what super-heroes go through"
mj"point taken but i still say i can handle anybody my own size":spidey::ninja:

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://www.worldtalkradio.com/show/68/session/Stan%20Lee.jpg
"Hello Rosie, my name is Stan Lee."

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9806/08/tonys.cnn/link.rosie.odonnell.jpg
"Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Chong"

http://cyberspacers.com/exclusive/images/stanlee.jpg
"I'm not Chinese you freaking *****!"

[Ebil Gig]

http://imageigloo.com/images/6997willem.jpg

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... I'll have it by tommorow!"

LOL! *claps*

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

topher: "nothing can go wrong for me today."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg

mary jane mixed with ugly girl: "i am your new wife."

http://blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/blogs/b/j/bj-mat/img/spiderman3set10.jpg

eddie brock: "that is a good one.....if she really was my wife i would die."

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/7/b/27b521b1f3f107176055225d546f11c8.gif

peter parker: "she really is your wife..............AHHHHHHHHHH!!!."

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg

Hi, I´m Kirsten Dunst and I´m here to talk to you about the dangers of the long-term use of botox...

[Sean Adisano]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Spiderman-2/aaj.jpg

M.J: "oh thank god, Spider-Man is here to save me!!!!"

Spidey: "ah yea, i gotta run, but i'll be back after the knicks game, i promise. lets hope there's no overtime for your sake, aiye!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Spiderman-2/aaj.jpg

mj: "spider-man...thank you so much for saving me."

spider-man: "whoever said i was hear to save you?....i am just here to see if ocks machine actually works. it is amazing."

[Carnotaur3]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Spiderman-2/aaj.jpg

Spider-Man: Okay, I'm here... let's get you out of that...
Oh, ****, nice breasts!

[Sean Adisano]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Spiderman-2/aaj.jpg

M.J: "Help me untie my hands Spider-Man!"

Spidey: "...IT'S FRICKIN TWINE MORON! just snap it in half! doesn't take super powers to do it!"

[ultimatefan]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Spiderman-2/aaj.jpg

M.J: Okay, Pete, I don´t mind being tied up, but this place doesn´t fit my idea of romance...

Spidey: So I guess you won´t love the part where I peel off your skin, stitch the pieces and wear it, huh?

[spidey-4]

hello I am of Peru and I am new here.

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o115/spidey4/airstickyq0-1.jpg

Harry says: this is completes time that I remain without fuel… gr:cmad: :cmad:

[Matt Murdock]

lol

[spidey-4]

I am new here. my inglesh is not perfect. excuse by my little grace :S

[The Female Torch]

Dyke on the right : "No you're not...............I am"

The lady: No actually...I'm a the man, I went woman 5 years ago :D

[The Female Torch]

I am new here. my english is not perfect. excuse by my little grace :S

Thats nice -.-

Welcome

[spidey-4]

thanks =)

[The Female Torch]

Whatever, just keep your head down, you will get it cut off, and stay away form J Alba's Lover...

[Joe Kerr]

Whatever, just keep your head down, you will get it cut off, and stay away form J Alba's Lover...
lol,

whys evryone SOOO mean to him?

[Secret_Riddle]

Cause we all secretly wish we were Jessica Alba's lover. He gets that all to himself.

[The Female Torch]

^ lol not me, I wish I was Spock's lover but he's

imgionary
just an actor
and the real actor is old now

so yes, I am at a loss

[Secret_Riddle]

Man if i was a chick i would so be after khan.

[The Female Torch]

LOL :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://jlusetti.free.fr/comics/topos/spidey/images/peter.jpg
PETER: "I'm bringing sexy back."
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
EDDIE: "No, *I'm* bringing sexy back!"
http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/S2/spider-man-2-9.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/805)
MJ: "Look you two, if anyone's bringing sexy back, it's me!"

[blackvenom]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-9.jpg

i cant think of a saying for this, but i know that if i post it everyone else will find something :D, (that kind underneath the hand is funny)

[blackvenom]

ive found a really great site for spiderman pictures

[blackvenom]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg

GG: RUN PIGGY RUN!!!!!!
SPIDERMAN: HOLY S***!

[blackvenom]

btw. for all of you, you can thank me later, this site has tons of funny pictures for us to take the mick out of: http://spiderman.ugo.com/movies/spider-man-1/pictures.php

[blackvenom]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-22.jpg
spiderman: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-29.jpg
MJ: WTF? save me spiderman!!!!!!!
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-30.jpg
m.j: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
( YES I NOTICE SPIDERMAN IS IN THE TOP CORNER BUT WHAT COULD I DO?)

[Dr. Fate]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-9.jpg
PETER: "Dude, where'd you get that tatoo?!"

[blackvenom]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-33.jpg
GG: back off spiderman! i've been holding in a fart for ages!
Spiderman: Oh wow! can i use my lighter?
GG: okay i guess....
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-39.jpg

[blackvenom]

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Spiderman-2.jpg


Norman: this is strangely arousing!


http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-15.jpg


norman: I'm so horny! f*** me now!!!!!

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-41.jpg

norman: OOWWWWWWWW!!! love hurts!

[3dman27]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-22.jpg
spiderman: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-29.jpg
MJ: WTF? save me spiderman!!!!!!!
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-30.jpg
m.j: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
( YES I NOTICE SPIDERMAN IS IN THE TOP CORNER BUT WHAT COULD I DO?)mj "this is one tough karate dojo to belong to":spidey::ninja:

[blackvenom]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-31.jpg
spiderman: come on you stupid prostitute! M.J's going to be home soon

[blackvenom]

haha, sorry to sound big headed, but i'm laughing at my own ones!!

[blackvenom]

heres another site with pics from the second film: http://spiderman.ugo.com/movies/spider-man-2/pictures.php

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg

spidey: "get your tentacle off my you know what."

harry: "and they call me weird."

dock ock: "shut up harry. give me my tritium so i can go buy some twinkies."

[Matt Murdock]

why would he need the tritium to go buy twinkies?

[Spider-ManHero12]

why would he need the tritium to go buy twinkies? oooops, my mistake. i should have put so i can leave to go buy twinkies.

[Matt Murdock]

lol i was just kiddin around :p

[Spider-ManHero12]

lol i was just kiddin around :p i thought you were serious lol:woot:.

[lordofthenerds]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg

spidey: "get your tentacle off my you know what."

harry: "and they call me weird."

dock ock: "shut up harry. give me my tritium so i can go buy some twinkies."
I'm not even going to pretend that one made any sense. :huh:

[ultimatefan]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg

spidey: AAAAAARGHH, when I said I wanted "maximum suction", I didn´t mean from YOU...

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-7.jpg
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay, and I pity any girl who isn't me today."

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1.gif

[Steel Soldier]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

*insert Starbucks commercial*

"BROCK... BROCK BROCK BROCK... BROCK BROCK BROOOOOOOOCK. Brock's the man... goin' to work... got a call from JJ..."

[Steel Soldier]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp

****, I hope nobody smelled that.

[Idiotic Idiot06]

http://www.tombraider4u.com/toby-maguire.jpg
"Harry, can I come in?"

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-78.jpg
"No! Go away!"

http://www.peta.org/feat/sexyveg05/newimages/tobyMaguire.gif
"I left my book in your roo..."

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1.gif
"...oh"

[Gotendbz-2]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

"Whoa! Look what my eyes can do!"

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://www.tombraider4u.com/toby-maguire.jpg
"Harry, can I come in?"

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-78.jpg
"No! Go away!"

http://www.peta.org/feat/sexyveg05/newimages/tobyMaguire.gif
"I left my book in your roo..."

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-2.gif

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1.gif
"...oh"

Dear God.....cleanse mine eyes!:wow:

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1.gif
Peter:Well, aren't you the ugliest baby I've ever seen?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/angry11.jpg

[Gotendbz-2]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

EDDIE: Hangin' out! Down the street! The same old thing! Not a thiiing to do.... But TALK to you! Oooh yeah!!

http://www.unificationfrance.com/IMG/jpg/spiderman-3-sandman-1.jpg

FLINT MARKO: ..................

[Steel Soldier]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
Brock: "I've got such a stiffy."

[ultimatefan]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

EDDIE: Hangin' out! Down the street! The same old thing! Not a thiiing to do.... But TALK to you! Oooh yeah!!

http://www.unificationfrance.com/IMG/jpg/spiderman-3-sandman-1.jpg

FLINT MARKO: ..................
Hmm, that one inspired me...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
Haaaaangin' oooout! Dooooown the streeeeeet...

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/t/top10tvdads/kurtwood_2002.jpg
Yeah, I´m gonna be hanging out to put my foot in your ass, you dumbass!

[Jimmy, GL]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-77.jpg
Doc Ock: Oh **** that car is coming straight for me.

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-36.jpg
Spiderman: I'll Save YOU!

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-39.jpg
Spiderman: Never get in front of a flying car.

[titan101]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg

harry : E.T. PHONE HOME ......

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-33.jpg

green goblin: "ready for this spiderman!?"

spider-man: "don't do it goblin!."

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-39.jpg

spider-man: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!. why did i ever put that laxative inside his coffee."

[michaaaeel]

^ Hahaah! :)

[Spider-ManHero12]

^ Hahaah! :) thanks:yay:.

[Sentinel X]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
TOPHER: Hey Meg, I really like your glasses did you get them at for eyes
MEG: ITS JON!!

I hope someone catches the family guy reference

[omid17]

can u guys teach me how to copy and paste images on the forum, have a mac.

[Jimmy, GL]

can u guys teach me how to copy and paste images on the forum, have a mac.

I have no idea. You're screwed. I say get a PC.

[Jimmy, GL]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg

Harry: Oh god too many burritos. Doc... Pull my finger!

O how about this one:

Announcer: With the new Spider-Lax Chocolate pill you can from looking like this

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

To looking like this in just under an hour.

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-78.jpg


Studies have shown that side effects include aching, drymouth, nausea, incesecent groaning, and slight spider powers.

Be the death of the party with Spidey-Lax! It's Amazing!


http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1.gif

Peter: I shouldn't have taken that pill.

[Spade]

can u guys teach me how to copy and paste images on the forum, have a mac.

There's a tech forum for people with Macs in the Community section of SHH. You might want to look there, or post in one of the pre-existing threads.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg

Harry: Oh god too many burritos. Doc... Pull my finger!

O how about this one:

Announcer: With the new Spider-Lax Chocolate pill you can from looking like this

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

To looking like this in just under an hour.

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-78.jpg


Studies have shown that side effects include aching, drymouth, nausea, incesecent groaning, and slight spider powers.

Be the death of the party with Spidey-Lax! It's Amazing!


http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/IdioticIdiot06/Untitled-1.gif

Peter: I shouldn't have taken that pill. hahaha:woot::up:.

[Matt Murdock]

can u guys teach me how to copy and paste images on the forum, have a mac.

I've got a mac as well, and it's quite simple. People with pc's don't copy and paste, they upload to a site and then copy the link.

Here's what you do:

Go to: www.imageshack.us

then copy the link that says "URL"

and then, in a reply, write this URL from imageshack here

[omid17]

I've got a mac as well, and it's quite simple. People with pc's don't copy and paste, they upload to a site and then copy the link.

Here's what you do:

Go to: www.imageshack.us

then copy the link that says "URL"

and then, in a reply, write this URL from imageshack here

thx for the help

[omid17]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/184/sm329bs6.th.jpg (http://img353.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sm329bs6.jpg)

[Matt Murdock]

close, but you need to copy the link that's just the url.

[The Female Torch]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/184/sm329bs6.jpg

Are you trying to do that? ^

[omid17]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/184/sm329bs6.jpg

Are you trying to do that? ^
ya thats it thx

[omid17]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9885/sm3wp21280x1024ww1.th.jpg (http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sm3wp21280x1024ww1.jpg)

how do i put full image?

[Matt Murdock]

see the type of link you have in your signature?

put that link from the upload page between and

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Use this picture more damn it!"

[Matt Murdock]

alright i'll do it step by step.

[Matt Murdock]

after uploading your image you should see these selections:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Picture1-1.png

Look at the bottom half of them:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Picture2.png

Select the link in this box:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Picture3.png

and copy and paste it into these brackets:

[TankerX]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
Venom: HEY! YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO SWITCH YOUR FOG LIGHTS OFF...HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3dman27]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Use this picture more damn it!"
venon"hey parker drive on the rigt side of the road where do you think you are london?:spidey

[dos_acoustic]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-31.jpg
spiderman: come on you stupid prostitute! M.J's going to be home soon

HA HA HA...The best one i have seen! Finally something other than a fart joke. I would have replaced " prostitute " with " whore " though

[Sean Adisano]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/184/sm329bs6.jpg

Spider-Man: "...*sigh*...13 blocks, just 13 blocks!...i've should of taken the subway."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/184/sm329bs6.jpg

spider-man: "oh look gasoline. let me light a match."


http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-39.jpg

spider-man: "nice!, now i am in the matrix."

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-78.jpg

harry osborn: "the dumbness of you is making my eyes water."

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-31.jpg

Spidey: "HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME!"

[TankerX]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg
Harry:Put him down there......
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-78.jpg
Harry: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

[Dr. Fate]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-31.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You know Felicia, this new costume just isn't working for you."

[Matt Murdock]

bahahahaha.

[Steel Soldier]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/rickybobbydead2.bmp

"OH MY GOD!!! HELP! I GOT A VENOM ON ME!"

"CALM YOUR INNER FEARS!"

"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? I GOT A VENOM ON ME!!!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg

harry: "put him down right there. .....new i need some privacy with spider-man."

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-78.jpg

harry: "................now it is just me and you."

[Sentinel X]

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc46.2003/kreider.raimi/spiderman.images/dyingdad2s.jpg
PETER: You B****!!! You didn't leave any life insurance!!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc46.2003/kreider.raimi/spiderman.images/dyingdad2s.jpg
Ben: Now that I´m dying, I can tell you the truth... You were born a girl, but we raised you as a boy!

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/singer.jpg
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There’s something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling I can’t seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
Without a sense of confidence
I’m convinced that it’s too much pressure to take
I’ve felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It’s haunting how I can’t seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
Without a sense of confidence
I’m convinced that it’s too much pressure to take
I’ve felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing, confusing what is real

There’s something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing what is real
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling, confusing what is real

[Yurka]

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc46.2003/kreider.raimi/spiderman.images/dyingdad2s.jpg
PETER: You B****!!! You didn't leave any life insurance!!

LMAO :up:

[Sam Fisher]

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc46.2003/kreider.raimi/spiderman.images/dyingdad2s.jpg
Ben: Now that I´m dying, I can tell you the truth... You were born a girl, but we raised you as a boy!

lol

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0915/2.jpg

You said I'd be getting a check you *****!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0915/2.jpg
SPIDEY: "Crayons will always be better than markers!"

[Carnotaur3]

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc46.2003/kreider.raimi/spiderman.images/dyingdad2s.jpg
UNCLE BEN: Peter, For GOD'S SAKES! Don't pussy grip me!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.beyazperde.com/images/haber/galeri/7995-spider-g2b.jpg

topher grace: "so how are we going to set up this shot i left my paper with my ideas on it at home. i promise i will bring it in tomorow i..........*oops i hope he did not hear that*."

guy in front of topher: "i smell your lies....no literally i do."

[The Female Torch]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0915/2.jpg
SPIDEY: I'd like to thank the acedemy......

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc46.2003/kreider.raimi/spiderman.images/dyingdad2s.jpg
UNCLE BEN: I had black pussy, white pussy, asian pussy, green pussy, dog pussy, aunt mays pussy, your pussy, but I never had under age pussy and for that I'm sorry!

PETER: Don't die!!!

UNCLE BEN: I see the light....angels...oh angel pussy....*dies*

[The Female Torch]

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc46.2003/kreider.raimi/spiderman.images/dyingdad2s.jpg
UNCLE BEN: I had black pussy, white pussy, asian pussy, green pussy, dog pussy, aunt mays pussy, your pussy, but I never had under age pussy and for that I'm sorry!

PETER: Don't die!!!

UNCLE BEN: I see the light....angels...oh angel pussy....*dies*

Banned :down

[Lunar_Wolf]

Banned :down

I was talking about pussy cats.:meow:

[Black Goblin]

owned
That was un-neccesary though....

[Spidey-Sean]

Some poor taste on this thread of late.

[Lunar_Wolf]

I know it's awful :(

[Matt Murdock]

eep.

this thread.... whoa.

[Untilteld]

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc46.2003/kreider.raimi/spiderman.images/dyingdad2s.jpg

Pete: What happened?

Uncle Ben: Snakes ....... plane ..... *dies*

[Untilteld]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp22.jpg

Norman talking to self: You sir, you made a sweet pie, you can't wait to eat it, but what to do to pass the time?

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp20r.jpg

Norman: This should knock me out till it's ready




*2 hours later*



http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp21r.jpg

Norman: OH ****!!!




http://www.muffinnation.com/crackmuffin/burning_building.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp34r.jpg

Norman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Matt Murdock]

lol

[Sean Adisano]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp22.jpg

Norman: "i look good! i mean i REALLY look good!...HEY EVERYBODY, come and see how good i look!"


i just watched the great "Anchorman" last night. its on the brain :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.beyazperde.com/images/haber/galeri/7995-spider-g2b.jpg
TOPHER: "What do you mean I'll never be bigger than Ashton Kutcher?!"

[ultimatefan]

lol

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0915/2.jpg

You said I'd be getting a check you *****!
Hehe, thanks!

[The Female Torch]

I was talking about pussy cats.:meow:

Ya right :cmad:

[Lunar_Wolf]

Ya right :cmad:

*runs away*

[The Female Torch]

Caught you

[The Female Torch]

*eats double post*