Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Flash-er]

http://www.usmusicvault.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg
Crap, it's that late already?
http://www.chandaleras.com/Spiderman%2520II%252005.jpg
I've gotta hurry....
http://www.ondarock.it/cinemarec/spiderman.jpg
I'm gonna miss it!
http://www.naturalbornviewers.com/archive/s/spiderman/poster.jpg
Whew, just in time.





http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/trailer/10000100/trailer_02.jpg



http://www.club-rugs.com/images_spiderman/spiderman_01.jpg
Score.

Still my best...

[Flash-er]

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/images/pictures/mj/small/Spider-Man-Movie_mj3.jpg

Peter, I can never count on you. And I'm tired of waiting... good-bye.

http://www.emilypriscilastrange.blogger.com.br/ha2_peter_parker.jpg

Peter: Looks like it's just you and me again, Rosie.

http://www.shuttlesheet.com/insider/Rosie.jpg

Speak fo' yourself, lose-a. I got tings to do.
(Okay, YOU try to write in her accent!)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/images/pictures/mj/small/Spider-Man-Movie_mj3.jpg

Peter, I can never count on you. And I'm tired of waiting... good-bye.

http://www.emilypriscilastrange.blogger.com.br/ha2_peter_parker.jpg

Peter: Looks like it's just you and me again, Rosie.

http://www.shuttlesheet.com/insider/Rosie.jpg

Speak fo' yourself, lose-a. I got tings to do.
(Okay, YOU try to write in her accent!)
Hahahahahaha

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/146.jpg
DOC OCK: "For the last time, you throw me the idol and I'll throw you the whip!"

[Flash-er]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/146.jpg
DOC OCK: "For the last time, you throw me the idol and I'll throw you the whip!"


http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/05/american.idol/story.judges.jpg

Simon: Oh, that just gets funnier every time I hear it...

(sorry Doc, had to take it one step further)

[Masteryada]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg



JJJ: ...So after you cut the hole in the popcorn box its basically just a waiting game.

Eddie: Heh heh

Peter: Uh

(I was just watching Scrubs)

[Miranda Fox]

JJJ: ...So after you cut the hole in the popcorn box its basically just a waiting game.

Eddie: Heh heh

Peter: Uh

(I was just watching Scrubs)

Scrubs quotes = WIN. Always. ;)

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: "If you like this, just wait till I get my devices!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/146.jpg

Doc ock: move everybody!, or else I will take a crap and stuff it down your throats!".



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg

mj: "your such a good kisser, ohhhh yeahhhhhh".

peter: "mj, why does your mouth taste like poop?

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
MJ (thinking): Hehehe, he´s gonna be sick to his stomach when he finds out I´m actually Chameleon...

[Matt Murdock]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/146.jpg

Doc ock: move everybody!, or else I will take a crap and stuff it down your throats!".



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg

mj: "your such a good kisser, ohhhh yeahhhhhh".

peter: "mj, why does your mouth taste like poop?

no.

not funny at all.




pretty offensive, actually. :o

[LegendaryCaleb]

no.

not funny at all.




pretty offensive, actually. :o
its not funny....but offensive???

[Sean Adisano]

no.

not funny at all.




pretty offensive, actually. :o

offensive???

shoving crap down someones throat is not offensive...gross and at times funny, but never offensive :o

[Matt Murdock]

shhhhhh!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER [thinking]: "Oops, dropped my gum in there..."

[Flash-er]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: *thinking* Okay, how do I tell her that I'm spiderman and my sticky power is what's keeping us liplocked?

[ultimatefan]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/146.jpg
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

[Redwoods Wolf]

Funny!

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideyfriends/bios/heroes/firestar/25.jpg
FIRESTAR: "Whaddaya mean you can't get us cameos in #4?!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideyfriends/bios/heroes/firestar/25.jpg

Spider-Man: Uh...the mask's not very good, MJ. I can tell it's you.
Iceman: WHAT?! You told me you were Robin! I was going to show you my Shrine and everything!

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/09.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'd callt his my boom stick, but it's not big enough or long enough."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/146.jpg

Doc Ock: "I feel stronger than all of you!. I am the strongest!!!!".

passenger on train: "no...thats just gas".

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideyfriends/bios/heroes/firestar/25.jpg
FIRESTAR: C´mon, Spidey, you gotta remember us, we were a team in this eighties cartoon!
SPIDEY: Sorry, baby, I´m one of the most popular superheroes in comics history and now the star of a billionaire movie franchise, you guys were just two lame sidekicks I got stuck with.
ICEMAN: C´mon, I´m on the X-Men movies!
SPIDEY: Oh yeah, that´s right... Now you´re Hugh Jackman´s lame sidekick...

[Hotwire]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideyfriends/bios/heroes/firestar/25.jpg
Maury Povich: Iceman, you are NOT the father! Spider-Man, you are also, NOT the father!

[Hotwire]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/09.jpg
Black Cat: Back off, or I'll shine my flashlight in your eyes!

[Matrix_Fan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideyfriends/bios/heroes/firestar/25.jpg

Iceman: I bet I'm better than you.
Spider-Man: You think so?
Iceman: I know so.
Spider-Man: Have you fought the Green Goblin?
Iceman: No.
Spider-Man: Faced Off against Doc Ock?
Iceman: No.
Spider-Man: Went toe to to with Venom AND Sandman at the same time?
Iceman: No.
Spider-Man: Had a movie that made 180 million dollars in 5 days?
Iceman: No.
Spider-Man: So what makes you think you're better than me?
Iceman: I forgot.
*Runs away crying*
Spider-Man: That's right, run away and cry sissy boy.
Firestar: Hey Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: What?
Firestar: I bet I'm better than you.

[Matt Murdock]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideyfriends/bios/heroes/firestar/25.jpg
Maury Povich: Iceman, you are NOT the father! Spider-Man, you are also, NOT the father!
ahahaha. Classic, automatically. great caption

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/09.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'm warning you, it's set to kill!"

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/146.jpg

Doc Ock: Who said the Bears are gonna win the Super Bowl?!?!?!

[chaseter]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/09.jpg
This isn't a caption, but doesn't it look like her right hand has 6 fingers???

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/09.jpg
BLACK CAT: Is this...is this a hairdryer? I guess I should stop threatening people with it...

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/173.jpg
ALFRED: I could be in the fourth one, couldn't I? Or the fifth! There's always the fifth, right?
SAM: No.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/172.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/175.jpg


...and Sam Raimi was never seen again.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/183.jpg
DOC OCK: Son....get yourself some decent clothes. You look like a hobo in those rags.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/173.jpg
ALFRED: I could be in the fourth one, couldn't I? Or the fifth! There's always the fifth, right?
SAM: No.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/172.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/175.jpg


...and Sam Raimi was never seen again.
Hahahahahaha

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/175.jpg
DOC OCK: "I aim to misbehave."

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/183.jpg

Spidey: Goodness gracious...

Ock: Yes, Spider-Man: great balls of fire!

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/172.jpg
DOC OCK: Hey...where's the cream filling?

[YodatheHobbit]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg
Peter: "I dont know.... but I have to find it."

[Matrix_Fan]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg

"I'll find the man who ravaged my doughnuts....AND KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!"

[pedro parkero]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg
Nuts...

DANG IT! I told them: NO NUTS!

<body starts to swell up>

[KryptoKnight85]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/172.jpg
DOC OCK: Hey...where's the cream filling?

OH man that's great one :woot:

[That-Guy]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/183.jpg
Spidey: Doc Ock AND Sauron?!! How the hell am I supposed to pull this one off?!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/183.jpg
Spidey: Doc Ock AND Sauron?!! How the hell am I supposed to pull this one off?!!
Nyahahahaha

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/172.jpg
DOC OCK: "Homer Simpson was raped by a Panda? How is that funny?"

[Dark Sentinel]

(The first version of Peter's line in the Spider-Man 3 trailer)

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg

Peter: This man ate my doughnut and he's still out there!

[Dr. Fate]

(The first version of Peter's line in the Spider-Man 3 trailer)

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg

Peter: This man ate my doughnut and he's still out there!
Hehehehe

http://images.apple.com/games/articles/2001/11/spiderman/images/spidermanshot1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Your abs look great with these more sophisticated video game designs."
SPIDER-MAN: "The same could be said about your... twins."

[Sean Adisano]

(The first version of Peter's line in the Spider-Man 3 trailer)

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg

Peter: This man ate my doughnut and he's still out there!

:yay: this is pretty good!

[Hotwire]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideyfriends/bios/heroes/firestar/25.jpg
Firestar: Well, Spider-Man?? How are we supposed to stop the Sinister Six???
Spider-Man: Well, I'm not actually the real Spider-Man. I'm just in town for the comic convention. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/172.jpg

peter parker: *takes off mask*, "Dr. octaviaus...we have to shut it down....please tell me how...."

Doc Ock: "......dad?......"

peter parker: "...no....this is peter parker remember?"

Doc Ock: "...........no I don't...wait I know who you are..your that famous artist picaso."

peter parker: ".............."

Doc Ock: "can I hug you picaso...I would feel all fuzzy inside."

peter parker: *take steps back slowly*

[Secret_Riddle]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/secretriddle/rosie.jpg

Rosie: Otto....

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/173.jpg
Doc Ock: Rosie.....

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/secretriddle/ugly20girl.jpg

*Transformer noise*

Hello Otto.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/172.jpg

Doc Ock: Your not rosie...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/175.jpg

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom17.gif
Venom: Ah, I do love that sunshine! A good constitutional does the body good!

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/spidey13.gifhttp://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom14.gif
Venom finally figures out how to kill Parker: Symbiote farts.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Spider-Man: You--OW!!--give the--OW!!--worst airplane rides--AGH!!--ever!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg

Peter: Hey, where did MJ go? I bought her this doughnut and everything...

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/kingpin.gif
Kingpin: Yoink!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Spider-man_Camera_2.gif
Spider-Man: It's not exploitation if you have a split personality! Cheese!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/symbiotspidey%5B1%5D.gif
Spidey: Wait a minute....my black costume should look more like this, shouldn't it...
(knocks on Sam's door)
Sam: Yes?
http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/spidey11.gif

[Dr. Fate]

Those were all funny Redwood. :word:

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "This is for voting Bush twice mother-@#$%er!"

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom17.gif
Venom: Ah, I do love that sunshine! A good constitutional does the body good!

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/spidey13.gifhttp://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom14.gif
Venom finally figures out how to kill Parker: Symbiote farts.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Spider-Man: You--OW!!--give the--OW!!--worst airplane rides--AGH!!--ever!
Nice. :up:

[Ebil Gig]

Those were all funny Redwood. :word:

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "This is for voting Bush twice mother-@#$%er!"

:D:up::up: Awesome lol

[titan101]

edit

[titan101]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
venom : don't you be talkin ' **** about scrubs !!!:cmad:

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/175.jpg

Doc Ock: "what do you mean mj is more beautiful than rosie?!?"

peter parker: "she is the most beautiful girl ever... here she is..."


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/secretriddle/ugly20girl.jpg




http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/183.jpg

Doc Ock: *shakes head*.

peter parker: "your just jelous!!!"

Doc Ock: "I think I could kill myself right about now".


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/secretriddle/ugly20girl.jpg

mj: "I will kill myself....want to see?"

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/173.jpg

Doc Ock: "YAY!...my wish came true!".

[Spidey-Sean]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg
JJJ: Ah Good! You're both back with my meds! . . . Let's see here . . huh? Viagra? Cialis? Levitra?! PARKER! Is this your idea of some kind of joke?!
Peter: " - But I didn't -!"
JJJ: Your'e FIRED!
Eddie: *Snicker*

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/IcySoulJedi/sm3.jpg
SymSpidey: Okay, stare contest on three......GO!!

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/mlaping/d2806155.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What do you want?
BATMAN: I want a piece of MJ.
SPIDER-MAN: I stopped renting her out weeks ago after Gwen Stacy died!

[Dr. Fate]

:D:up::up: Awesome lol
Thank you.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Ow! What the Hell's going- OOF! - on?!"
VENOM: "I'll tell you what's going on! First, you waste four years of my life! Then you take away the only thing I ever really cared about!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Your bike?"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/mlaping/d2806155.jpg

Batman: "WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING!?!?!?"

Spidey: "Geeze Bruce, cut it out!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif

Venom singing: "Spidey around the world...la la la la la la...Spidey around the world...la la la la la la...He goes around the world again..LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!"

[Mr Jide]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/mlaping/d2806155.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What do you want?
BATMAN: I want a piece of MJ.
SPIDER-MAN: I stopped renting her out weeks ago after Gwen Stacy died!

hahaha:woot:

[Sean Adisano]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

JJJ: "who ever can bring me the best photo i ever seen in my life will get the job!"

Peter: "I got this!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/taurelailomea/dragtoph.jpg

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

JJJ: "?"

Eddie: "So, i like to try on womens make up and Cindy Crawfords mole, nothing wrong with that. i'm more interested in how you got to photo Petey!? stalking me and watching me changed eh!?!?"

Peter: "..."

JJJ: "Parker you disgusting freak, get out!"

[GeoffTheArtist]

hahaha:woot:

Thanks.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM(singing): I've been working on the railroad! All the live, long daaaaaaaaay!

[Jimmy, GL]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg
Announcer: And just when Peter was going to accept the raise he realised he had forgotten his Diarrhea medicine.

When will yours run out.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/taurelailomea/dragtoph.jpg
TOPHER IN DRAG: "Hi, I'm Venom, your worst enemy. Yeah, that's right, even worse than the Green Goblin!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/TGGTobey.JPG
BLACK & WHITE TOBEY: "Get outta my movie you cross dressing maniac!"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom17.gif
hmm feels like someone's following me...
http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/spidey13.gifhttp://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom14.gif
spidey: damn that ass is niiiiiice, I'm mesmerized!!
http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU PERV!!!!!!!!!!!

[Radiant Dawn]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: You called us a "second rate villain". Does this...look second rate...to you...?!

SPIDER-MAN: Oof! Ugh! My leg! My spleen! There goes my ulcer!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: Did I pop your back yet?
Spidey: Nope. Keep going.
Venom: *sigh*

[Redwoods Wolf]

Thanks.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM(singing): I've been working on the railroad! All the live, long daaaaaaaaay!

Hehehe! Funny. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom17.gif
hmm feels like someone's following me...
http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/spidey13.gifhttp://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom14.gif
spidey: damn that ass is niiiiiice, I'm mesmerized!!
http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU PERV!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that's good comedy.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "Don't you ever say that Thundercats is better than He-Man!"

[LegendaryCaleb]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w86/caycaymanning/tatas.gif
i made this as a sig for the official sm boards but thought it was funny enough to put on here

[Joe Kerr]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg
Announcer: And just when Peter was going to accept the raise he realised he had forgotten his Diarrhea medicine.

When will yours run out.

BWA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHHA! :up: :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w86/caycaymanning/tatas.gif
i made this as a sig for the official sm boards but thought it was funny enough to put on here
Bwahahahaahahaahahahahaha!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/mlaping/d2806155.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Bosie! Bosie! For the love of God bosie!"
BATMAN: "What's this bosie nonsense?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Isn't bosie the safe word?"
BATMAN: "I thought we agreed on gummy."

[Hotwire]

Now that's good comedy.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "Don't you ever say that Thundercats is better than He-Man!"
Spidey: Thunder...Cats...Way...Better...Than...He...Man... Please...Stop!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "They say there can be only One... well, I think of myself as two beings so I say there can be only Two!"

[Dark Sentinel]

(The first version of Peter's line in the Spider-Man 3 trailer- extended edition)

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg
Peter: This man ate my doughnut and he's still out there!

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/Venom3.jpg

Venom: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH--*burp!*--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/Venom3.jpg
VENOM: "Stella!"

[WTFimVENOM]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
venom : don't you be talkin ' **** about scrubs !!!:cmad:
lol thats great

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/humby2is6-1.jpg
Tobey: OK, Sam, now it's his turn.
Sam: Actually, I fulfilled my quota of dismembering actors for the day, so I'm good.
Tobey: Are you serious?! Give me that buzzsaw!
Bruce Campbell: Chainsaw, kid. It's always a chainsaw. *sobs bitter tears*

[Master Snake]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

JJJ: "who ever can bring me the best photo i ever seen in my life will get the job!"

Peter: "I got this!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/taurelailomea/dragtoph.jpg

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

JJJ: "?"

Eddie: "So, i like to try on womens make up and Cindy Crawfords mole, nothing wrong with that. i'm more interested in how you got to photo Petey!? stalking me and watching me changed eh!?!?"

Peter: "..."

JJJ: "Parker you disgusting freak, get out!"

:woot:

You've made the time I wasted on that picture almost worth it!

[klown23]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/humby2is6-1.jpg
Tobey: OK, Sam, now it's his turn.
Sam: Actually, I fulfilled my quota of dismembering actors for the day, so I'm good.
Tobey: Are you serious?! Give me that buzzsaw!
Bruce Campbell: Chainsaw, kid. It's always a chainsaw. *sobs bitter tears*

Lol @ the Bruce Campbell line

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.foogle.biz/spiders_spiderman/spiderman_venom.jpg
VENOM: "I need you to be the ***** to my butch!"

[Flash-er]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/Venom3.jpg
VENOM: "Stella!"

LMAO. Being a theatre major and played Stan... all I can say is that's funny *****.

[Flash-er]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: I could never figure out these damn yo-yo's.

[Hotwire]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/Venom3.jpg
Venom: COME BACK HERE WITH MY UMBRELLA!!!

[OjSIMPSON]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j85/Zacky_photos/wwghombel13.jpghello friends

[titan101]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/taurelailomea/dragtoph.jpg

you may recognize this as topher grace..... well, you'll just have to get the image with the make-up out of your mind first. actually , with or without the make up , topher grace DOES kinda look like a scrawny little pussy. which is why he tried to be more intimidating when he was cast as eddie brock /venom in spider-man 3. so , he kept going "grr" to everyone he walked by like a little ******* ( even tobey was starting to want to kick his ass after a while ) . no one suspected that he would later become this :


http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/Venom3.jpg

venom : KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME , BEEYITCHES !! I IS DA ****!!!!:cmad:

[Morgoth]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/humby2is6-1.jpg
Sandman:"Dude, I think that's your arm over there."

[Morgoth]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/spidey13.gifhttp://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom14.gif
Spidey:"Ugh, your stinky butt's gonna' make me hurl! Hyar, hyar hyargf!"

[Jimmy, GL]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j85/Zacky_photos/wwghombel13.jpg

Hey wait a minute. This isn't webbing... EW!


http://www.foogle.biz/spiders_spiderman/spiderman_venom.jpg

We only wants a hug from Spider-brat!

[OjSIMPSON]

Your Moms A Dike! how Long Before Some Idiot Tells Me To Stop Writing In Caps?

[Jimmy, GL]

Your Moms A Dike! how Long Before Some Idiot Tells Me To Stop Writing In Caps?
I say. That was rather rude and un called for. I don't know how to report but I'm sure someone will.

[Nathan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/humby2is6-1.jpg

Sandman: Get lost you fake.

Spidey: What gave me away?

[3dman27]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/joekerr_02/Venom3.jpg
Venom: COME BACK HERE WITH MY UMBRELLA!!!

"fly bruce fly"

[3dman27]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j85/Zacky_photos/wwghombel13.jpghello friendsspider-man

"and i thought OSBORN was trying to ruin my life this quesada guys making him look likeCAPTAIN AMERICA"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
venom : don't you be talkin ' **** about scrubs !!!:cmad:

Yeah!!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: See, I told you Dramamine was perfect for motion sickness!
Spidey: You didn´t have to throw me back and forth for three hours to find out!
Venom: What, you want more? Anything for you, pal...

[Spade]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/8444/venomkissaf3.jpg

Venom: I...WANT TO KILL SPIDER-MAAAN...AND EAT HIS BRAINS EVERY DAY!

[Flint Marko]

haha, nice

[Sean Adisano]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j85/Zacky_photos/wwghombel13.jpg

Spidey: "Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."



i hope all you Arrested Development fans get this quote :)

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.foogle.biz/spiders_spiderman/spiderman_venom.jpg

Venom: I'm serious, it was at least this big!
Spider-Man: And I'm a member of the Non-lying Fisherman's Guild.

[Ebil Gig]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/566/scorpgrabs.gif

Spider-Man: You'll never get this stash of cash!
Scorpion: And why not!?
Spider-Man: Infinite loop, genius!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7193/9017press06001bc0.jpg
Venom: AAGH!! THAGK HURGGS!
Spider-Man: ...which is what you get when you pretend you're a dog.

[Ebil Gig]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/8444/venomkissaf3.jpg

Venom: I...WANT TO KILL SPIDER-MAAAN...AND EAT HIS BRAINS EVERY DAY!

LOL. I can imagine Venom's TAS voice saying this

[Ebil Gig]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif

Spidey: You're not doing a very good job shaving Ock! A little lower....Ahh...Thats better.

[Ebil Gig]

http://img14.exs.cx/img14/1019/venomthrowssp.gif

Get the f*** off my hand!

[Ebil Gig]

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/3858/vultureattacks.gif

Vulture:IF YOU CAN DODGE A VULTURE, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/ironman/Iron_Man_in_a_Squeeze.jpg
Spider-Man: (singing) Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We’ll just pass him there, Why should we even care?
Iron Man: Oh, now you're unmasked and you're all sadistic. Great.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/3858/vultureattacks.gif

Vulture:IF YOU CAN DODGE A VULTURE, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL!
Funny. :)

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
No I can get that duck, just give me a minute!

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/humby2is6-1.jpg
Sam: THOMA--ugh...get it out of your system

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-10-1.jpg
SAM: Nice job Baxter, but the lights are acting up again
TOBEY: Baxter?
SAM: Thomas?...You ok buddy?


SAM: S**t...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "No wire hangers ever!"

[NJGooner]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "No wire hangers ever!"

funny :yay:

[Scar Predator]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
"

Newsquote: On the set of the Spiderman TV series, Mr.Brock does his best impression of Joe Montana's last second touchdown toss to John Taylor in Super Bowl 23. Sadly, Mr. Parker was not informed beforehand that he was part of the re-enactment.

[Sean Adisano]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-10-1.jpg
SAM: Nice job Baxter, but the lights are acting up again
TOBEY: Baxter?
SAM: Thomas?...You ok buddy?


SAM: S**t...

LOL!!! it took mke a couple of secounds to get this...then i was rollin on the floor!!! :D

Nice One :up:

[Sean Adisano]

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/3858/vultureattacks.gif

Vulture:IF YOU CAN DODGE A VULTURE, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL!

lol, dodge ball was a funny movie :D

[Dr. Fate]

funny :yay:
Thank you.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/8444/venomkissaf3.jpg

DON´T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THESE FREAKS!!!

[3dman27]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/8444/venomkissaf3.jpg

DON´T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THESE FREAKS!!!

LOL

[xboxgamer94]

LOL!!! it took mke a couple of secounds to get this...then i was rollin on the floor!!! :D

Nice One :up:

I...don't get it

[blitz]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-10-1.jpg
SAM: Nice job Baxter, but the lights are acting up again
TOBEY: Baxter?
SAM: Thomas?...You ok buddy?


SAM: S**t...
i dont get it...

[Joe Kerr]

i dont get it...

im glad im not the only one... :huh: :huh: :huh:

[Spidey-Sean]

It's blood! Everywhere!

[Redwoods Wolf]

It's blood! Everywhere!
I got that, but the "Baxter" threw me.

[The Joker]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/128000/128072XDFC_w.jpg


Ock: "With my four powerful tentacles, nothing can stop me"

*Sam peers from behind the camera*

Sam: "Ummm.......Alfred??"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-10-1.jpg
SANDMAN: "Ow!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh dude, I need some serious Visine."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/566/scorpgrabs.gif
Sam: Here's your advance payment for Spider-Man 4--oh, but you might not be in it! Psyche!

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/3126/chameleonmorph4.gif
For Joel Schumacher's Spider-Man 4, Tobey was annoyed to learn that
A: He was not Spider-Man, and
B: Paul Bettany from The Da Vinci Code was.

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/4213/ChamleonChanges.gif
Ooh, now it's copyright infringement! Now it's not!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif
"And now I will free you from the shackles of chastity."

[Hotwire]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
Ock: I'm crushing your head.

Spidey: :sigh:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif
"And now I will free you from the shackles of chastity."
Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif
MJ: "Someone's getting laid tonight, and it sure as Hell ain't Felicia."

[ultimatefan]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif
SPIDEY: I´m the only one who can have MJ handcuffed AND wet...

[Joe Kerr]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg

Venom: NAGA NOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!!!

[Hotwire]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
Ock:
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.

Spidey: :sigh:

[Hotwire]

I posted this in the Venom thread, but thought it would be goo here too.


http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg
Venom: I love you New York!! Good Night!!

[Joe Kerr]

I posted this in the Venom thread, but thought it would be goo here too.


http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg
Venom: I love you New York!! Good Night!!

yes, its quite goo here... :up:

:p

[Hotwire]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg
Venom: Now... Where to find M.J.???


Or...

Venom: Gene Simmons ain't got **** on me!!

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/harrymj.jpg
Harry:Mj...I've been holding back so much from you...
MJ: You sure have...Youve been holding back...change behind your ear!!
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/harry.jpg
Harry: Why hello Mr. Osborn..You're looking a little chisel there...can i get you a drink?...oh no im far too busy, what a handsome specimen you are
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/peyter.jpg
Peter: Ugh...Mary Jane!!
Mary-Jane: What?!
Peter: Next time you go washing, lighten up on the Woolite will ya?

[3dman27]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif
SPIDEY: I´m the only one who can have MJ handcuffed AND wet...

mj"so if i slam the bands together and say"EMPOWER THE TIGER" i'll get super powers?"

[Matt Murdock]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Picture1-2.png

Site update: "I suck!"

[Secret_Riddle]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Picture1-2.png

Site update: "I suck!"


LMFao this is by far the best caption ive ever seen.


I actually am being serious...i laffed so hard at this..cause your right...IT DOES SUCK :D lmfao.

Nice.

[klown23]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Picture1-2.png

Site update: "I suck!"

Haha! you are SSSOOOOOOOO right! Really sucks for a brand new site

[Matt Murdock]

thanks guys :D

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

JJJ: PARKER!!! Quit acting like a fruit and get me more pictures of Spider- man!!!

Peter: Goodnight you princes of Maine.......you kings of New England

Eddie: OK dude......

[Dr. Fate]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg
VENOM: "Hey, I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!"

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
DOCK OCK: "Swallow this."

[Spade]

Good reference to Evil Dead 2.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d177/ChibiKiriyama/Maquette.jpg

"Brock found out soon after his transformation that eating bubblegum as Venom was a bad idea."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/peyter.jpg
"I think my new costume needs a theme song...what's a good one....'my shadow is the only one that walks beside me...'"

Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
Thanks, Fate.

[LegendaryCaleb]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Picture1-2.png

Site update: "I suck!"
i like it....yall are just sore *****es cuz u didnt get what u want

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://photos.bravenet.com/369/789/440/4/63CDCB0EE6.jpg
Brock: That's a nice rope!
Spider-Man: Yeah, get a good shot--it's the rope I'm hanging you with.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://photos.bravenet.com/369/789/440/4/BC2F695375.jpg
Spider-Man, Episode III: Revenge of the Single Moms

[Dark Sentinel]

Venom on pot:

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg

Venom: WOOOO YEAH! Check it out man! I'm a flying alien symbiote! YEEEOOOWWW!

The next morning...

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg


JJJ: Parker! Where are th--
Eddie: Teheeheheehee
JJJ: Something funny, Brock?
Eddie: Huh? Uh, no JJ. Hey, you got any doritos?
Pete: Oh man, not this ***** again...

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://photos.bravenet.com/369/789/440/4/B8508ED2DA.jpg
Spider-Man:....wait a minute, we can't both be me.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://photos.bravenet.com/369/789/440/4/A2D97210BF.jpg
Spider-Man:...well, I don't know about you, but I had a great--
(sees MJ)
Spider-Man: It's not what it looks like!
Gwen: Oh, yes it is!

[Dark Sentinel]

Venom on pot...http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg

Venom: Yeah man! I'm a flyin' alien symbiote now! Wooo! Wait up, little birdies! I wanna fly with you!


The next morning...
http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

JJJ: Parker! Where are those Spider-Man pic---
Eddie: Teheeheeheehee
JJJ: Something funny, Brock?
Eddie: Naw, JJ it's all good. Dude, you got any doritos or somethin'?
Peter: God, please, not this crap again.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://photos.bravenet.com/369/789/440/4/E00B9CF6E8.jpg
"Not bad...but my guns are bigger."

[klown23]

i like it....yall are just sore *****es cuz u didnt get what u want

Oh thats rude lol... Dude in my case its not because i dindt had what i wanted... man... it just sucks! Doesnt repesent spider-man at all. They've could have make it a lot better than beige-yellowing-gray background. I have my webdesign compagnies for years and i know that that s**i aint reprentative of SM. It looks like and insurance compagny site. Its not like they didnt had no budget? :whatever: Just my 2 cents.

[klown23]

oups double post

[Sean Adisano]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg

Venom: "WAZZZZZZZUP!"


a flash back to the late 90's :csad:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
"Hmm, nope, no rum hidden in there."

[ultimatefan]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d177/ChibiKiriyama/Maquette.jpg
HEY BATMAN, I STOLE YOUR SEAT, HEHEHE!

[Dark Sentinel]

The perfect example of why Batman never takes a night off...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/stillbornmarc/batman_thug_rain_1110213343.jpg

Batman: You let him do what?!?!?!

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d177/ChibiKiriyama/Maquette.jpg

Venom: Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Ve-nom!

[3dman27]

The perfect example of why Batman never takes a night off...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/stillbornmarc/batman_thug_rain_1110213343.jpg

Batman: You let him do what?!?!?!

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d177/ChibiKiriyama/Maquette.jpg

Venom: Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Ve-nom!

battman very funny ,get your OWN theme you walking oilslick

[Dark Sentinel]

^ nice add!

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

Peter: mmmmphh.....MMMMMPPH

Eddie: Check it out, Parker's doing his Tin Man impersonation!

[StylishHokie21]

Your Moms A Dike! how Long Before Some Idiot Tells Me To Stop Writing In Caps?

You again? Didn't you learn your lesson the last time? Apparently not.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/spidey13.gifhttp://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/venom14.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "What'cha doin' Venom?"
VENOM: "We're preparing to check the probates."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah, check the probates! Why my Uncle Ben had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!"
[five seconds later]
http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "Not prostate you idiot, probate!"

[rock86]

http://photos.bravenet.com/369/789/440/4/E00B9CF6E8.jpg
GG, " you want me to suck the venom from where?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://photos.bravenet.com/369/789/440/4/E00B9CF6E8.jpg
GG, " you want me to suck the venom from where?"
Hehehehe

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d177/ChibiKiriyama/Maquette.jpg
VENOM: "Hey we can see our house from here!"

[Matt Murdock]

Venom on pot...http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/763/763553/hasbro-20070210030351806.jpg

Venom: Yeah man! I'm a flyin' alien symbiote now! Wooo! Wait up, little birdies! I wanna fly with you!


The next morning...
http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

JJJ: Parker! Where are those Spider-Man pic---
Eddie: Teheeheeheehee
JJJ: Something funny, Brock?
Eddie: Naw, JJ it's all good. Dude, you got any doritos or somethin'?
Peter: God, please, not this crap again.\

whyd you post this again?

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
Cartman, could you like put away your anal probe?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/48/SouthPark101.gif
I DO NOT HAVE AN ANAL PROBE!!!:cmad:

[Dark Sentinel]

\

whyd you post this again?

the first one didnt turn out good

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Now I know how Marcellus Wallace felt in Pulp Fiction!"

[Arcturus]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif

"WE SAID NO ONIONS!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif

"WE SAID NO ONIONS!"

Hehehe. I hate onions. :up:

Fate, I liked yours, too. :up:

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
venom: EEEK! THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY ARM!!
spidey: MAN! A SPIDER-MAN!!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://photos.bravenet.com/369/789/440/4/A2D97210BF.jpg
Spider-Man:Yeah...throwing up in my lap...hilarious. Never getting drunk with you again.

Nice one, Torch.

[blackvenom]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
Venom: FETCH MR BIGGLESWORTH!!

[blackvenom]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
venom: Ya see spiderman, even when you clone yourself to an infinite number, i can still kick your @$$!!!

[blackvenom]

(just as a note, when venom throws spiderman, if you can see, it looks like venoms spider is constantly spinning around, lol)

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "Eat your heart out, Peyton Manning!"

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: Time travel rules!

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif

Spider-man: For the 10th time Venom, you are NOT Wonder WomaAAAAGGGHH!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg
Peter: "I dont know.... but I have to find it."

Peter: "Wait...for every 1 donut I get, MJ gets 11!?!?!?!?:cmad: :wow:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
"I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Carnotaur3]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035907708.jpg

"The battle lies within"

Peter: Should I eat the crumbled dough nut? Or should I save that person getting mugged in the back alley?

Symbiote: Save the person.

Peter: Oh oh! Almost got me on that one!

Symbiote: I know, I know!

[the-rake]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/the-rake/lolsp.jpg

Spiderman: WTF??

[Sam Fisher]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/045/reviews/932030_20070216_screen005.jpg

Can't hold on much longer.............help!

[Sam Fisher]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/045/reviews/932030_20070216_screen006.jpg

{gasps}Is that a stain?!?!

[Sam Fisher]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/045/reviews/932030_20070216_screen004.jpg

HEY...STOP LOOKING AT MY THINGY

[Master Snake]

Peter: "Wait...for every 1 donut I get, MJ gets 11!?!?!?!?:cmad: :wow:

:woot::up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/045/reviews/932030_20070216_screen005.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Mush! Mush!"

[3dman27]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/045/reviews/932030_20070216_screen005.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Mush! Mush!"

spidey"MAN the things you've gatta do to get a cab in this town":ninja:

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg
Peter: Frankly, each time you call me a girl's name, I die a little inside.

Jameson: Janice, Denise, Tiffany, Amber, Thiiiieeeessen!

[The_Dark_Knight]

God, all the jokes in this thread are cringe worthy...

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

spider-man: "this...is....so...wrong. I will never do this again!. I'm leaving!".

http://www.michael-jackson.com/mj2002.jpg

michael jackson: "my turn!".

[DocLathropBrown]

God, all the jokes in this thread are cringe worthy...

Truer words were never spoken. With the exception of one or two.

[blackvenom]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
NEWS JUST IN: as you can see learly in this picture, venom has disgused himself as a vending machine whic serves only one bottle of beer, in order to steal the gods of asgard's mobile phones!

[Morgoth]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9895/picture2ur1.png

Say your prayers little one, don't forget my son, to include everyone. I tuck you in, always been, keep your face frozen, till the Sandman, he comes!

Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight, exit light, enter night, take my hand off to never never land!

[New Shoe Smell]

Thread Hijack! This Thread Is Now About Spidey-memes.

[Spade]

Yeah...how about 'no'? Let's stick with 'no'.

[Josh Bond]

Thread Hijack! This Thread Is Now About Spidey-memes.

WTF?

[Matt Murdock]

thats...

just dumb.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

spider-man: "this...is....so...wrong. I will never do this again!. I'm leaving!".

http://www.michael-jackson.com/mj2002.jpg

michael jackson: "my turn!".
:wow: and yet :woot: at the same time.

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
"This is for liking movies about gladiators!"

[Roughneck]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/045/reviews/932030_20070216_screen005.jpg

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

God, all the jokes in this thread are cringe worthy...

I guess that one is funnier if you´re a Scrubs fan like me.

[Dr. Fate]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/045/reviews/932030_20070216_screen005.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "The things I do to beat traffic..."

[ultimatefan]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/045/reviews/932030_20070216_screen005.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Good God, even when you´re a superhero a black guy still can´t catch a cab in NY...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.uncannyxmen.net/covers/previews/2006/June/smmj7.jpg
MJ: "He stole that guy's dog!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/images/mary_jane/mcfarlane_mj1.jpg
PETER: "And people want me to divorce her why?"

[3dman27]

the pic doesn't show dr fate

[Dr. Fate]

the pic doesn't show dr fate
DAMN IT!!! :cmad:

[3dman27]

you might want to try editing the post to fix the pic

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg
Jameson: C´mon, Parker, don´t act surprised! It´s no big secret I used to be Janet Reno before the operation!

[solardestructon]

Your lips keep moving, but I'll I hear is blah,blah,blah.
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3095/spider3111706wmvhd00823rv5.jpg

[venomscurse2]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3095/spider3111706wmvhd00823rv5.jpg

Peter:Harry?!
Harry:You should have known this wa--aghhhhh!
Peter:Wats a mattar cat got you tongue!HaHaHaHaHaHa!
http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-39.jpg

Harry:No I cought a fly in my mouth!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3095/spider3111706wmvhd00823rv5.jpg
HARRY: "Oh man, that taco's not sittin' right..."

[hulkamania85]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg

Mary Jane: Mm, those were great wheat cakes.
Peter: You watch it, MJ. I'm not sure how much more weight the web will be able to hold.

[Sean Adisano]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg

Peter: "M.J, you ever wonder what those big balls of light are up there?"

M.J: "Peter, i don't wonder, i know."

Peter: "Oh, what are they?"

M.J: "There fireflies. Fireflies that got caught up in that big bluish black thing."

Peter: "Oh, geeze. i thought the were little balls of gas burning millions and millions of miles away."

M.J: "Peter with you, everything is gas."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg

Peter: "M.J, you ever wonder what those big balls of light are up there?"

M.J: "Peter, i don't wonder, i know."

Peter: "Oh, what are they?"

M.J: "There fireflies. Fireflies that got caught up in that big bluish black thing."

Peter: "Oh, geeze. i thought the were little balls of gas burning millions and millions of miles away."

M.J: "Peter with you, everything is gas."
Hehehehehehehe

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
VENOM: "Bud. Wise. Er. Bud-Wise-Er."

[Hotwire]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
After the procedure, Venom was always more than willing to show off just how white his teeth had gotten.

[Hotwire]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
Venom: Correction, pal, this WAS your Bud Light, now it's ours.

[Sean Adisano]

Thurday Night, 7:36 - AA Meeting

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg

Venom: "Hi everyone, our name is Venom, and were alcoholics."

Everyone: "Hello Venom!!"

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=hulkamania85;11222672]http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg/QUOTE]MJ "pete whats it like to haves super powers?"
pete"think of it this way you're a black belt in karate right? having super powers would be like having your karate skills ten times what they are now"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.spideydude.com/sprun-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/kpin-ani.gif
Kingpin: I'M HUUUUUUNNNNNNNGRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Spidey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg
http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie20.jpg
heh heh BOO00000O0O0BIIIEESSSSSS

[ultimatefan]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
Hi, I´m Keith Richards and I´m here to talk to you about the long-term effects of alcohol and drug abuse...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.spideydude.com/sprun-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/kpin-ani.gif
KINGPIN: "Run run as fast as you can, you can't escape me, I'm the Muffin Man!"

[Sentinel X]

http://www.spideydude.com/sprun-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/kpin-ani.gif
Kingpin: I'M HUUUUUUNNNNNNNGRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Spidey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
LMFAO!!!! :up:

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.spideydude.com/chem-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/shocker-ani.gif
shocker: these transforming gauntlets kick ass!!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.spideydude.com/sprun-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/kpin-ani.gif

Kingpin: "I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs".

spider-man: "AHHHHHHHHH!".

[ghost_x]

http://www.spideydude.com/kpin-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/sprun-ani.gif

Kingpin: 'Michael Clark Duncan?! For **** Sake, We don't look remotely similar, I said John Goodman or noone!

Spider-Man: 'That Avi Arad Bastard!'

[ultimatefan]

http://www.spideydude.com/chem-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/shocker-ani.gif
shocker: Now THAT´S what I call universal remote!!

[Dr. Fate]

Good ones guys.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
AUNT MAY: "Give me Christian Bale and no one gets hurt."

[Ebil Gig]

^^^ LOL great one!

[Hotwire]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
Here we see rock legend Gene Simmons just before he auditioned for the part of Venom. Sadly, the studio felt he was a little too old for the part.

[Sam Fisher]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

{Peter thinking}"I like big butts and I cannot lie....."

[hulkamania85]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: You may not be Superman, but I can do...magic! Look at what's behind your ear!

[Hotwire]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
Venom: You wanna know why I always run around with my tongue hanging out?? I'll show you why!



http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
Venom: Oh, yeah!

[Redwoods Wolf]

Sam Raimi was recently asked in an interview about his choice of villains for Spider-Man 3.

SAM: Well, we didn't want to do Doc Ock, because I made the stupid mistake of him drowning and...yeah, there's no way outta that one, and Electro was not the greatest looker, knowwhatI'msayin'? We did get Patrick Stewart on the phone for the Vulture, but once he realized it wasn't the pizza place, he hung up. And Mysterio....well....yeah.
INTERVIEWER: That still leaves plenty of other options. The Lizard, Kraven--
SAM: Listen, I am NOT doing Kraven. I have had a Tarzan phobia since I was seven, and no force on heaven or earth can make me do anything jungle-related.
INTERVIEWER: The Lizard?
SAM: Hey, he's in SM-3, isn't he? Guy with a wife and kid, has superpowers? Yeah, he's in SM-3.
INTERVIEWER:....no, that's Sandman.
SAM: Sandman? The guy who killed Uncle Ben? I thought we got rid of him in the first one....*shrugs* oh, well.
INTERVIEWER: What about Hydroman?
SAM: We already did Hydroman.
INTERVIEWER: ....when?
SAM: What, you don't remember?
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http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg

[YodatheHobbit]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/the-rake/lolsp.jpg

Spiderman: WTF??
Me: WTF?!?! Uh... Is this in the movie?

[the-rake]

I wish it was.

[the-rake]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg

Peter: I have good news.
Black Guy: Good news? My cafe is ruin!
Peter: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEIGO

[Carnotaur3]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg

"Ah, well, at least I'll get the toaster!"

[3dman27]

Good ones guys.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
AUNT MAY: "Give me Christian Bale and no one gets hurt."

may"keep using my nephew a a flunky stark and you'll have some LEAD to go with all that iron in your body capice?:ninja:

[Sean Adisano]

Peter Dreaming

http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Wake up dear, wake up."

Peter: "...YOU STUPID B****!!!!!"

[Superman Prime]

http://www.spideydude.com/sprun-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/kpin-ani.gif

SPIDEY: I heard Bryan Singer just got his tongue stuck to a flagpole. Apparently he was trying to lick frost off of it... you know how it goes. Anyway. Let's hurry over to laugh at him.

KINGPIN: What a dumbass.

[Dr. Fate]

may"keep using my nephew a a flunky stark and you'll have some LEAD to go with all that iron in your body capice?:ninja:
Hehehehe. Your hatred of Iron Man's CIVIL WAR antics known no bounds, eh 3rdman27? :cwink:


http://www.spideydude.com/sprun-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/kpin-ani.gif

SPIDEY: I heard Bryan Singer just got his tongue stuck to a flagpole. Apparently he was trying to lick frost off of it... you know how it goes. Anyway. Let's hurry over to laugh at him.

KINGPIN: What a dumbass.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.spideydude.com/sprun-ani.gifhttp://www.spideydude.com/kpin-ani.gif
KINGPIN: "I'll swallow your soul!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, enough with the Evil Dead quotes! They've been done to death, no pun intended!"