Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[3dman27]

yeah dr fate tony's a hero NOT some refugee from the guiding light not to mention that i don't like the idea of the CIVIL WAR storyline to begin with:ninja:

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt may: "peter, you were sleeping. anyway what would you like to drink?

peter parker: "two nice big jugs of milk".

[Masteryada]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg

WAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPP.

[Carnotaur3]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg

Venom: So, I said, get this... get this, "We are Venoooom!"... And Spider-Man was like going ape **** on the buildings. So I told him, "Spidey, if you go ape **** one more time... I'll just eat you!"

[blackvenom]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
Peters bullies find him in a cafe and start a food fight with him
*five minutes later*
Peter: RIGHT! WHO THREW THAT!!
Guy blurred in foreground: Oh crap!

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg

Peter: "I have to save M.J!"

Man in back: "My...My...MY CAR!!!!"

Peter: "I'm coming M.J!"

Man in back: "Yo man, get that tentacle sucka for me! DAMN, my car!"

Women in back: "Just be happy we have our lives still honey!"

Man in back: "Dammit women, who cares!!! My car!!!!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
"There ya go, buddy. I parked it for ya. And by the way, you got a headlight out."

[GeoffTheArtist]

^Bwahahahahahahaaha!!! Brilliant!!

[Jimmy, GL]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/smole/spidey2.png

Eat lead sucker!

[Carnotaur3]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/smole/spidey2.png

Peter: Oh, God! I just shat out something!

[pedro parkero]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg

Peter: "M.J, you ever wonder what those big balls of light are up there?"

M.J: "Peter, i don't wonder, i know."

Peter: "Oh, what are they?"

M.J: "There fireflies. Fireflies that got caught up in that big bluish black thing."

Peter: "Oh, geeze. i thought the were little balls of gas burning millions and millions of miles away."

M.J: "Peter with you, everything is gas."

LOL! Great caption! I also liked your "Venom in AA", Sean...


Peter Dreaming

http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

May : I'm sorry to wake you, Peter, but my bed is tilting up in one side. Your side. Can you look down and see what's wrong with it?..
Peter : (looks down) uh-oh, um, this is gonna take a while...
May : What is it, Peter?
Peter : Er... Nothing. It's just a little problem that can be fixed just by looking at you... (stares at Aunt May, bed slowly goes down...)

[ghost_x]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/smole/spidey2.png

'You see this?...This is my BOOMSTICK!'

[Morgoth]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

May:"If you want something with a big back seat and lotsa' gas, I'm your gal."

[Dr. Fate]

yeah dr fate tony's a hero NOT some refugee from the guiding light not to mention that i don't like the idea of the CIVIL WAR storyline to begin with:ninja:
Yeah, it kinda has that Watchmen rip off vibe to it.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg
AUNT MAY: "Do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/avclub_review271.article.jpg
FRANK: "What?"
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg
AUNT MAY: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it."

[ghost_x]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/smole/spidey2.png

'It's All Obi-Wans Fault!, He's Holding Me Back!'

[Hafssól]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
"There ya go, buddy. I parked it for ya. And by the way, you got a headlight out."

Very nice.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Geoff, Hafssoi!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/smole/spidey2.png

'It's All Obi-Wans Fault!, He's Holding Me Back!'
Hehehehehe

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
PETER: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk. Music loud, women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born now it's alright, it's okay, you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York time's effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive..."

[ghost_x]

Dr.Fate your always the one who laughed everytime I posted that quote in the mix up movie caption thread, I shake your hand friend

[ultimatefan]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
Peter: Who the hell was the lameass incompetent nurse who let Lindsay Lohan escape from the clinic?!?

[the-rake]

http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg
http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/28dayslater/28dayslater-03.jpg

guy1: (singing) Do you see what i see!?

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg
MARKO:......I love you.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005RUN8.01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I'll just put some water in my trusty web blaster and............





http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg

HEY!!!!!!!

[Asteroid-Man]

^^^ Bwahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

Dr.Fate your always the one who laughed everytime I posted that quote in the mix up movie caption thread, I shake your hand friend
Any time G-X, any time.


http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
Peter: Who the hell was the lameass incompetent nurse who let Lindsay Lohan escape from the clinic?!?

Nyehehehehe, probably Paris Hilton who busted her out.

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
Peter: "I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://www.spideydude.com/spidermovie24.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

sandman: "now I have something I can do with this hand".

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg

peter parker: "I saw her first!".

[Hotwire]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/smole/spidey2.png
Peter: Why yes, as a matter of fact, I did just pul this out of my ass.

[Hotwire]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg
Sandman: This is really gonna chaffe my willy!

(Anyone know the reference??)

[ghost_x]

'We're Men, We're Men In Tights, TIGHT, tights'

[Enriquespy]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

so This is what was obstructing the toilet!!!!!!

[Sean Adisano]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

Marko: "...this can't be good."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg
SANDMAN: "I have the Power..."

[Nathan]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

Sandman: "I should've used that hand lotion..."

[ultimatefan]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg
That´s SO not what I meant when I said I wanted a silicon implant...

[Dark Sentinel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/smole/spidey2.png

Pete: Oh, what now b*tch?

http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/BullettimeNeo.jpg

Peter: Big whoop. Plus, my hair's cooler.

[Enriquespy]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

I get emo when they overquote the same image of me....
YOu don't wanna see me EMO!!!!!!(Gets "sandy")

[YodatheHobbit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/smole/spidey2.png
"Damn lazy %^&#ers!!! If you're gonna insult me just say the whole word! EMO-tional!"

[Nathan]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

Sandman: "And I thought you'd just get hairy palms if you did it too often."

[titan101]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

sandman : if one more ****ing person makes another masturbation joke about my hand...:cmad:

[Ebil Gig]

Revenge is like a poison, it can turn you into something ugly...

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/venom_spiderman3.jpg
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/Belltatrix/rosemary1th.jpg
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8292/image1wg8.jpg
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killermjcopy.png

[Ebil Gig]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7e/Peter_Parker_&_MJ,_Spider-Man_2.jpg/250px-Peter_Parker_&_MJ,_Spider-Man_2.jpg

Peter: And we can get married on top of a hilltop and...
MJ: Oh Peter, I'm sorry to interupt but I really need Skippy with me now.
Peter:Skippy?Who the f*** is Skippy?

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/1askippy.jpg

[Ebil Gig]

I saw this on the official Spidey boards but it was so hilarious, I had to post it here.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/1aeddiespys.bmp

Eddie: Four boyfriends in two films...JJ is gonna love this.

[Ebil Gig]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/harry6hs2.jpg

Harry: Peter, I suggest you leave the room. -Is about to blow-
Peter:Why?

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/ow.bmp

[ProjectPat2280]

Hah, that one actually made me laugh out loud. ^

[Ebil Gig]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/1arootfor.bmp

Peter: You 2 are idiots with your hat to the side like that.
JJ: You are an idiot to say that to somebody who pays you. YOU'RE FIRED!

[Ebil Gig]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n163/spidey_014/firstlook16af5.jpg

JJ: Is that....Julia Roberts...In a thong?

[xboxgamer94]

Revenge is like a poison, it can turn you into something ugly...


http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/rosemary1th.jpg

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killermjcopy.png


hahaha! thats my manip!

[Ebil Gig]

Great manip :D:up:

[Matt Murdock]

so funny

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/1arootfor.bmp
PETER: "Damn Colts... the only thing worse than Colts are Colts fans."

[xboxgamer94]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killerharrycopy.png

Harry: You knew this was coming Pete?
Peter: Wait...wha...huh?
Harry: I wanted Jolly Ranchers not the sours!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/harry6hs2.jpg
Lindsay, please, no more grabbing my balls!! Stop!!

http://www.lindsay-lohan-sexy-pictures.com/ll34.jpg
NEVER!!

[Mr. Socko]

hahaha! thats my manip!

LMAO!!!!!!!

That's a manip!!!

[xboxgamer94]

LMAO!!!!!!!

That's a manip!!!

Yeah I also made a few others : make some captions with these! lol

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killermj2copy-1.png

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killermj3copy-1.png

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killerharry2copy.png

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/eddiespaz.png

[Matt Murdock]

they're all....

weird

[xboxgamer94]

thats the point lol

[Mr. Socko]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killermjcopy.png

Aunt May has turned to crack because Peter will not pay her bills. She's too lazy to work and has decided to prostitute herself out for peanut butter. Unfortunately, she only usually ends up with 1 jar a peanut butter every 2 months thanks to a pothead under the influence who believes she looks like Carmen Elektra. But it's not enough, she needs more peanut butter. So she decides to rob the bank.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg

Aunt May: ANY OF YOU F***ING PRICKS MOVE AND I'LL BLOW YOUR MOTHER****ING HEAD OFF!

*resumes normal voice*

Cash in the register please : )

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n163/spidey_014/firstlook16af5.jpg
In the last years of Jonah's life, which were brought about by overexertion and an unhealthy fixation on Spider-Man, he began to imagine the "devil" and "angel" on his shoulders as employees...so, naturally, he ignored both of their advice.

[the-rake]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/texaschainsaw/texaschainsaw_02.jpg

This material will make a great spiderman costume


http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6554/spidnakyk5.jpg

TADA!!

[ultimatefan]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg
MJ (thinking): Isn´t it cute, Pete´s daydreaming about our marriage...
Peter (thinking): Wow, Jennifer Aninston´s boobs are real... And they´re spectacular!! I love the Internet...

[Batman2008]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg


MJ: "Couldnt you use deodorant you pig?"
Peter: "Hey, it blocks out the fart smell doesnt it?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/harry6hs2.jpg
Lindsay, please, no more grabbing my balls!! Stop!!

http://www.lindsay-lohan-sexy-pictures.com/ll34.jpg
NEVER!!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/eddiespaz.png
TOPHER [watching the above caption]: "Crazy Lohan *****... what did Wilmer ever see in her?"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/eddiespaz.png
TOPHER [watching the above caption]: "Crazy Lohan *****... what did Wilmer ever see in her?"

Hehehehe, these manips are freaky... Wilmer Valderrama, from That 70´s Show? That´s her boyfriend?

[Sentinel X]

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10104031A~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Predator-Posters.jpg
EVERYONE, GET DOWN!!!!!SONNY, GET YOUR GUNS READY!!!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/micheal.jpg
STAY AWAY B****!! I GOT SOME MACE IN MY POCKET AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE!!!


http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killermj3copy-1.png
Its me.....Kirsten!!...geez, can a girl like not wear make up on for once

[xboxgamer94]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_1071~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Posters.jpg
Arnold: I'm Arnold!



http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killerharry2copy.png

Harry: No! I am!

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe, these manips are freaky... Wilmer Valderrama, from That 70´s Show? That´s her boyfriend?
He was at one point. He said she was great in bed. I'll take his word for it.

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10104031A~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Predator-Posters.jpg
ARNOLD: "Knock if off you fiend!"

http://www.lindsay-lohan-sexy-pictures.com/ll34.jpg
LINDSAY: "I wasn't doing anything wrong, honest."

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killerharry2copy.png
HARRY: "Don't listen to her Arnold! She did THIS to me!"

[Spider-Girl™]

A day in the life of a proctologist:

"Mr. Church, you're next patient will see you now"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

" Reschedule, I'm up to my elbows at the moment."
or
" Gimmie a minute, I gotta clean up!"

[ultimatefan]

A day in the life of a proctologist:

"Mr. Church, you're next patient will see you now"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg

" Reschedule, I'm up to my elbows at the moment."
or
" Gimmie a minute, I gotta clean up!"

Hmmm, a girl with a raunchy sense of humor... Are you single?:woot:

[Jimmy, GL]

Yeah I also made a few others : make some captions with these! lol



http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killermj3copy-1.png






Hahaha MUFFINS! You'll eat them and like them!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MNxwAU_xAMk

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
PETER: "It's true, I'm a Rageaholic...I just can't live without Rageahol!"

[chaseter]

Here, I made this for y'all...have fun:yay:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4416&d=1172281890

[Enriquespy]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg
MJ (thinking): Isn´t it cute, Pete´s daydreaming about our marriage...
Peter (thinking): Wow, Jennifer Aninston´s boobs are real... And they´re spectacular!! I love the Internet...
Colorarium: Peter(Thinking): wow... Spears is so hot shaved... wanna make me shave MJ...

[xboxgamer94]

Banana! Choco-choco chip!

My other favorite is Charlie the Unicorn

"Charlieeeeee...lets go to candy mountain...."

[SPider-T0rch]

don't wanna digress too much so here's charlie the unicorn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

[ultimatefan]

He was at one point. He said she was great in bed. I'll take his word for it.

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10104031A~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Predator-Posters.jpg
ARNOLD: "Knock if off you fiend!"

http://www.lindsay-lohan-sexy-pictures.com/ll34.jpg
LINDSAY: "I wasn't doing anything wrong, honest."

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/killerharry2copy.png
HARRY: "Don't listen to her Arnold! She did THIS to me!"

Hehehehehehe, lovely!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.cinematrix.hu/fajlok/galeriak/filmek/spiderman2/spiderman2-18.jpg
PETER: "It's true, I'm a Rageaholic...I just can't live without Rageahol!"

One of the few really good episodes of The Simpsons after their "jumping the shark"....

[ultimatefan]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg
Newman!!

[3dman27]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg
MJ
mj "whats on your mind tiger?"
pete"i was thinking of the time i testeD my powers in a wrestling match then suddenly YOU popped up and started a brawl with TORRI WILSON"
MJ"i picked a fight with A PRO WRESTLER? PETE i thin you's STILL got some tracees of tha symbiote ,or whatever you call it's insanity":ninja:

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehehehe, lovely!
Thank you.

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/eddiespaz.png
TOPHER: "I have got to stop hangin' out in the circle... it's starting to distort my self-image."

[Mr. Socko]

http://www.spideydude.com/spswing-ani.gif http://www.spideydude.com/greengob-ani.gif

Get back here Peter or j00 gonna get raped!

[omid17]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg

Remember in spiderman 1

"Put the money in the bag"

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg
Just drop Ghost Rider out of theaters and nobody gets hurt!

[Mr. Socko]

Lol!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j264/ludachris333/greengoblinpainting.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Let me see if I can kick that spinach out of your teeth!"

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Harry.png
Ok I could Swear that painting's eyes just moved...

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
Jesus Chr..ugh...Sure Mary-Jane, let's get married...sure Mary-Jane you can have the last slice of Pizza...SUUUUUURE MARY-JANE..YOU CAN WASH THAT PRETTY BLACK DRESS WITH MY IMPORTANT OUTER WEAR!!...UGH

[Enriquespy]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
Ohhh I can perfectly imagine that meaty fatty huge butt of Gwen .....
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Harry.png So, my present to you is... My Dick on a Box!!!!!!!:woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
OH MY GOD!! I´M GORGEOUS!!!

[3dman27]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7771/spiderjx7.jpg

pete no offense mary jane but whats this i hear about you working in an x-rated movie?" mj not x-rated xXx the spy movie series sony wants the next xXx to be a woman and i got the part"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
SPIDEY: "My hands are HUGE! I am the Greatest!"

[3dman27]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpgspider-man "how the HELLcould my costume turn from blue and red to black in a split second":ninja:

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
They call them fingers, but I don´t see them fing...

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/harry6hs2.jpg
HARRY: "Get out! Get out now!"
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_0456.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh, crap..."
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-3.jpg

[Mr Jide]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
SPIDEY: "I wish MJ had breasts this big"

[ghost_x]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg

'Right, So Aunt May told me If I place my hand on my face and it is bigger, that means I have cancer...Let's give it a try'

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "MJ couldn't possibly resist me now that I'm black!"

[Who'sThere?]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg


"Honey! The cat peed on me while I was asleep again!"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
WTF? MY SUIT'S BLACK? hmmm..If i punch myself in the head, i won't be color blind again!

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
COME TO MY GUN SHOW!!!
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/thomas_haden_church/spiderman34.jpg
NO! COME TO MY GUN SHOW!

or

spidey: your arm reminds me of kitty litter!
sandman: and your costume reminds me of kitty turd, so we're even!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "MJ couldn't possibly resist me now that I'm black!"
Hahahahaha

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I've got to be a macho man!"

[GeoffTheArtist]

^Thanks, Fate.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_0456.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude...where's my cab top?

[Hotwire]

http://i.marvelousnews.com/g/generated/2007_NYCC/Hasbro/Spider-Man_III//231__scaled_600.jpg
Spidey: Damn it!! Quit ripping up my costume!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to replace these things on my salary!?!?

[Who'sThere?]

http://i.marvelousnews.com/g/generated/2007_NYCC/Hasbro/Spider-Man_III//231__scaled_600.jpg
Spidey: Damn it!! Quit ripping up my costume!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to replace these things on my salary!?!?

Haha!! :D

[Hotwire]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
Spidey: Damn it!! He gets me every time! Window-washer leaves his gum out here, I stick my hand in it!

[Dr. Fate]

^Thanks, Fate.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_0456.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude...where's my cab top?
Any time Geoff.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Sometimes I just want to wash my hands of this city."

[ghost_x]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg

'Right, so I've saved 12 people today, killed 2, and that leaves me with uhhh...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, uum 10!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

[Sam Fisher]

http://homepage.mac.com/markrathwell/Spidey/Multimedia/SpideyPIC14.jpg

I'm watching you...

http://www.oceleb.com/img/robert-de-niro/robert-de-niro-2.jpg

Oh crap.

[Dr. Fate]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
TOBY: "I hope I look as good with a hair-piece as Nic Cage when I'm his age."

[ryano 91]

LOL Good one !!

[venomscurse2]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Pete: Hmmm I wonder when steroids are supposed to kick in?...
*Un zips his zipper*
Pete:Nope not yet..........

[pedro parkero]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Sad movies always make me cry...

[Dr. Fate]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
MAGUIRE: "I know his Oscar was long overdue, but Scorsese's made better films than the Departed."

[Joe Kerr]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
MAGUIRE: "I know his Oscar was long overdue, but Scorsese's made better films than the Departed."

LMFAO... :up:

[3dman27]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Pete: Hmmm I wonder when steroids are supposed to kick in?...
*Un zips his zipper*
Pete:Nope not yet..........

i can see why the police commissoner wants spider-man to register his hands under the fighters hands law, if HIS hands don't qualify as deadly weapons whose DOES?:ninja:

[ghost_x]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

'Should I sign up for 8 Mile 2?'

[ultimatefan]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
TOBEY: Good Lord, Shawn Levy´s directing The Flash... What´s next, Tyler Perry´s gonna make the Luke Cage movie?

[Dr. Fate]

LMFAO... :up:
Thank you Joe.

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
MAGUIRE: "No good can come of Indiana Jones 4. No good at all."

[ultimatefan]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
TOBY: "I hope I look as good with a hair-piece as Nic Cage when I'm his age."

...And get to have romantic interests who´re young enough to be my daughters...

[Sentinel X]

I just wanted to post this here cause I thought it looked funny...

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png (http://imageshack.us)
FREEZE WELL!!!

[Jimmy, GL]

i can see why the police commissoner wants spider-man to register his hands under the fighters hands law, if HIS hands don't qualify as deadly weapons whose DOES?:ninja:

Chuck Norris.. :whatever: Duh.

[ultimatefan]

http://homepage.mac.com/markrathwell/Spidey/Multimedia/SpideyPIC14.jpg
Yeah, THAT´S how much I was paid to play Spider-Man!!

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Dude, that´s depressing...

[Dr. Fate]

...And get to have romantic interests who´re young enough to be my daughters...
Damn straight.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png (http://imageshack.us/)
ARNOLD SCHWARZ-MAGUIRE: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[Enriquespy]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Pete: Hmmm I wonder when steroids are supposed to kick in?...
*Un zips his zipper*
Pete:Nope not yet..........
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png


YES IT WORKED!!!!! But why my head is this big? and why am I here?

And why my sitting device hurts so much?

Why am I Covered in vaseline?:wow::wow::wow:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png


YES IT WORKED!!!!! But why my head is this big? and why am I here?

And why my sitting device hurts so much?

Why am I Covered in vaseline?:wow::wow::wow:
Hahahahaha

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
MAGUIRE: "Epic Movie was fun and all, but they really butchered the 'little friend' gag."

[Enriquespy]

Hahahahaha


Thanks...http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Why people don look for their own images to caption? They just quote other people pics... That's not creative... that should end Im so sad of being part of it

(the EMO capiton Suicide itself):csad:

:ninja:

[TehUberMuffinXD]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks...http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Why people don look for their own images to caption? They just quote other people pics... That's not creative... that should end Im so sad of being part of it

(the EMO capiton Suicide itself):csad:

:ninja:
EMO... it's a terrible thing, really.

http://i.marvelousnews.com/g/generated/2007_NYCC/Hasbro/Spider-Man_III//231__scaled_600.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I can't stop hitting myself! My hand has a mind of its own! Oh where's Bruce Campbell and his chainsaw wrist when I need it most?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035858193.jpg
If I only had courage...

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035859755.jpg
If I only had a brain...

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
If I only had balls...

[Dr. Fate]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035858193.jpg
If I only had courage...

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035859755.jpg
If I only had a brain...

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
If I only had balls...
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
MAGUIRE: "I feel so emasculated..."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
MAGUIRE: "I feel so emasculated..."

Thanks! Is that a quote?

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "Rape is never funny. Unless it's a clown."

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Is that a quote?
No, but it was loosely inspired by a line MST3K the movie from Crow: "I feel so insignificant. Of course I always feel insignificant."

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "Sir, can you help me NOT feel so emasculated?"

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
JUDAH BEN-HUR: "First of all, you gotta drop that voice a few octaves and learn how to express feeling in it."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035858193.jpg
If I only had courage...

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035859755.jpg
If I only had a brain...

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
If I only had balls...

*snorts milk our of nose in laughter*
:up:
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035858193.jpg
James: Where is that waitress? It's not like "shaken, not stirred" is real complicated...


James:...Oh, wait, I'm playing Harry Osborn. *heavy sigh* Well, better go kill Peter, then.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_0456.jpg
Spidey: It's not usually black...maybe I should get that checked out.
MJ: Your organic webshooters?
Spidey:...yeah....

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Peter: All right--I'll just tell her. Straight out. I'll just say it like this: "MJ, I spent your savings to feed my crack habit."
No, that's too straight-forward. I have to sweeten it a bit.
Sweeten..."Hey, MJ...I got some sugar at the grocery store...want some?"
But then she'll say, "Was it on sale?"
And I'll say, "Well, not exactly..."
And she'll ask, "Well, how much was it?"
And I'll say, "Your whole savings," and that will just go nowhere good at all.

Hmmm....maybe we could just have sex and then she'll never bring it up.
*bitter laughter*
*shudders*


...how far away is the George Washington bridge from here?

[3dman27]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_0456.jpg
Spidey: It's not usually black...maybe I should get that checked out.
MJ: Your organic webshooters?
Spidey:...yeah....

''maybe it's due to FOOD DYE COLORING

[ultimatefan]

*snorts milk our of nose in laughter*
:up:
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035858193.jpg
James: Where is that waitress? It's not like "shaken, not stirred" is real complicated...


James:...Oh, wait, I'm playing Harry Osborn. *heavy sigh* Well, better go kill Peter, then.

Thanks! The organic webshooters one is cool too!

[Gallagher]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/757/757732/spider-man-3-20070123035858193.jpg
Harry Osborn fails to read the fine print of his package holiday
Harry: "thats the last holiday I'm booking from an 'Age Concern' leaflet"

(if you dont get it look at the people in the background. yeah i know its still not funny but the idea of harry stuck on a coach trip with a ton of oap's got me giggling)

[solardestructon]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1779/venombustlzq7.jpg


"When are these DAMN steroids going to kick in?!"

[Gallagher]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1779/venombustlzq7.jpg


"When are these DAMN steroids going to kick in?!"

Bwahahaha!
I AM ERIC HEAR ME ROAR :woot:

[venomscurse2]

:sym: http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1779/venombustlzq7.jpg


"When are these DAMN steroids going to kick in?!"


Hey you copied me!

[solardestructon]

:sym:


Hey you copied me!

How did I copy you?

[venomscurse2]

look at my post on the page before this

[solardestructon]

look at my post on the page before this

Well I didn't see that before, so, sorry.:o

[venomscurse2]

okay

[lordofthenerds]

^Sweet, people are using my manip. :woot: :up:

[ultimatefan]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1779/venombustlzq7.jpg

Hmmm, so THAT´S what those fanboys meant when they said I´m a crappy villain...

[ultimatefan]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "Sir, can you help me NOT feel so emasculated?"

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
Charlton Heston: Don´t ask me, this movie was written by Gore Vidal and I STILL didn´t notice it had homoerotic subtext...

[Dr. Fate]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "Sir, can you help me NOT feel so emasculated?"

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
Charlton Heston: Don´t ask me, this movie was written by Gore Vidal and I STILL didn´t notice it had homoerotic subtext...
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha!

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "Sir, is Soylent Green really people?"

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
CHARLTON HESTON: "Yes it is."
http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "But how do you know sir?"
http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
HESTON: "Because I say it is, *****."
http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "That's good enough for me."

[Matrix_Fan]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg

Spider-man: "Well, MJ isn't in the mood tonight. Gwen is off doing something else. Looks like it's just you and me tonight lefty."

Left Hand: "But I'm tired!"

Spider-man: "Shut up!"

[ghost_x]

^ nice, lol

[3dman27]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg



spidey "how'd i get into theNEGATIVE ZONE? i thought only the fantastic four had access to that place":ninja:

[Dr. Fate]

^ nice, lol
What ghost_x said.


http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Whew, my left armpit smells terrible..."

As you can see, I'm low on material.

[GeoffTheArtist]

edit

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://www.comingsoon.net/images/spidey3newart.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Aaaah...AAAAH!!! AAAAAAHH!!"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "AAAAaaah...aaah...aaah..."
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "AAAAaaaaah....."

[SPider-T0rch]

^^ wtf?? lmao

[Sentinel X]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER (thinking) : Note to self, Pepto Bismol plus Tums makes direhea much worse

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1779/venombustlzq7.jpg

[Captain Planet!]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aj6ctd.jpg

JJJ: PARKER!!! Parker! Whats wrong with you?

Peter: I.... Cant... think of a good caption...

[venomscurse2]

http://www.comingsoon.net/images/spidey3newart.jpg
Spidey: Since when did my sperm become black....
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
And why is it covering me?!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.comingsoon.net/images/spidey3newart.jpg

Spider-Man: Hmmm.....maybe I should start shaving my back hair.

[Spideyrocks]

[quote=greatcastration;11264314]http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Harry.png
*thinking*...I could really go for a corndog....

[Mr. Socko]

Lol!

[Spideyrocks]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Peter: All right--I'll just tell her. Straight out. I'll just say it like this: "MJ, I spent your savings to feed my crack habit."
No, that's too straight-forward. I have to sweeten it a bit.
Sweeten..."Hey, MJ...I got some sugar at the grocery store...want some?"
But then she'll say, "Was it on sale?"
And I'll say, "Well, not exactly..."
And she'll ask, "Well, how much was it?"
And I'll say, "Your whole savings," and that will just go nowhere good at all.

Hmmm....maybe we could just have sex and then she'll never bring it up.
*bitter laughter*
*shudders*


...how far away is the George Washington bridge from here?



BAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Peter: Maybe telling Gwen that she's a little overweight wasn't such a good idea...:dry:

[Spideyrocks]

[quote=Matrix_Fan;11307228]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg

I got your tickets to the gun show right here.....

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.spider-man.fr/site/films/dylan_baker.jpg
Connors: Hold on...isn't the "villain with a wife and kid" thing supposed to be my bit?
Peter: I'm disappointed too....

[Enriquespy]

http://www.spider-man.fr/site/films/dylan_baker.jpg

Peter: Are you hiding your arm o are you happy to see me?
Connors: Im happY to se you Biatch:oldrazz:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comingsoon.net/images/spidey3newart.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Whoa, this is some pretty freaky *****! But I'm confident that Superman will save me from this-"

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Wrong!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a3210i0_SpideyVulture_w.jpg
Patrick Stewart: D@mn you, leave me ALONE!
Spider-Man: Not until you admit Kirk was better!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-10.jpg
Spider-Man: I'll stop you!
Sandman: OH, S--T!!!
Spider-Man: Oh my God! I'm so sorry! Oh, God!
Sandman: AGGH! AH, THE PAIN! AAAAaaaahhhh...hehehehehehehehe....ah, it never gets old.
Spider-Man:....that's messed up, man.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i11.tinypic.com/4g7hpph.jpg
Spider-Man: By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I hereby bless this marriage. Here's hoping your wife isn't dropped off a bridge.
*awkward silence*
Groom: Um....excuse me?
Spider-Man: Why, did you fart or something?

[3dman27]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER (thinking) :
not that i don't like gwen stacy but why can't mj be feuding over me withSUSAN STORM?

[Gallagher]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg


Hey I can see my house from here!... wait *shakes fist* GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU ROWDY TEENS!

[ghost_x]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg

'Yessss, With Uncle Ben out of the picture, Aunt May won't be able to resist me'

[Troy_Parker]

http://www.comingsoon.net/images/spidey3newart.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Aaaah...AAAAH!!! AAAAAAHH!!"
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/spider12-big.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "AAAAaaah...aaah...aaah..."
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "AAAAaaaaah....."

lol

[Captain Planet!]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER (thinking) : Note to self, Pepto Bismol plus Tums makes direhea much worse

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1779/venombustlzq7.jpg

Lol.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a3210i0_SpideyVulture_w.jpg
Patrick Stewart: D@mn you, leave me ALONE!
Spider-Man: Not until you admit Kirk was better!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/sm3-10.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh crap, now I'm gonna have sand in my tights!"
SANDMAN: "Are those tights or miliskin?"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.comingsoon.net/images/spidey3newart.jpg

I see a red arm and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes


I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens ev'ry day


I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and it has been painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you


If I look hard enough into the settin' sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes


I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
Yeah!

[Master Snake]

^Great song. :word:

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Set martial law to take effect at noon tomorrow."
http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/08.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You declare martial law right now!"
http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Don't you tell me when to declare martial law!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

Funny.
What is that quote from, BTW?

[Sam Fisher]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/SM_2.jpg

:oldrazz:

[Matrix_Fan]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/SM_2.jpg

It was then Harry knew that not wearing a helmet at the time was a very BAD idea.

[Dr. Fate]

Funny.
What is that quote from, BTW?
The Hallelujah Trail, 1965 starring Burt Lancaster and Lee Remick.

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020509/163528__spideybop_l.jpg
MAGUIRE: "I don't have a 4th film in me, I just don't. I'm 32 years old! I can't play this eternally youthful character for much longer!"

http://homepage2.nifty.com/ao/img/pic/director/Y-SA-sam%20raimi.jpg
RAIMI: "You'll do a 4th film and you'll like it!"

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020509/163528__spideybop_l.jpg
MAGUIRE: "Yes Lord Raimi."

[Sean Adisano]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_018.jpg

Spideer-Man: "Yep, i'm a sexy b****!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_0456.jpg

Spidey: "AHHHHHHH!!!! DAMMIT!!!! EVERYTIME!!!!!! I RIP MY SUITE DURING EVERY MAJOR BATTLE!!! WHY!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY!!!!!!!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Harry.png

Harry: "...why do i have a huge picture of Christian Bale?"

[Sean Adisano]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

Sandman: "KISS MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Spidey: "Oh Boy!"

[Duende Verde]

Spidey finally puts matters into his own hands and "beats" Venom.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/Spider-Man_beats_Venom.gif

:o

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/calculator2006/Image3.jpg

M.J: "...Peter?...is that a flashlight i feel in your pocket?"

Peter: "...sure..."

[Sean Adisano]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Giant_Sandman.gif?t=1173155973

Spidey: "...s***"

[3dman27]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

Sandman: "KISS MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Spidey: "Oh Boy!"

spidey "kirsten where are you when i need you":ninja:

[leejay256]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/samraimilazy.png
I wonder what lame ass car Sam's got to hit me from behind.

[3dman27]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Giant_Sandman.gif?t=1173155973

Spidey: "...s***"

"spidey why cant i be up here meeting MEG RYAN?":ninja:

[Sugarculted]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Venom: I want some *****ing french toast!

[Mr. Socko]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Venom: I want some *****ing french toast!

WTF Lol

[Gold Samurai]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/DarthVader28/Giant_Sandman.gif?t=1173155973

spidey- oh boy.....I should have stayed in bed today

or

"wheres that japanese mecha I had in japan?"

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3016/untitledxn8.jpg

[SlyGuyTtjn]

[http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif


Venom: Yeeee haww.. Breaker Breaker, this here is Veeee num. I'm-a-haulin' about a dozen cattle.

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Venom2.jpg

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

[Lord Doom]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

"If you're a huge alien symbiote, and you're under the influence of marijuana, please, don't drive your car."

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Venom2.jpg
VENOM: "Ugh...I can't believe I made all those ink pens leak."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

Spider-Man: I shall pass whenever I want, mudbath. Geez.

[Redwoods Wolf]

The Hallelujah Trail, 1965 starring Burt Lancaster and Lee Remick.

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020509/163528__spideybop_l.jpg
MAGUIRE: "I don't have a 4th film in me, I just don't. I'm 32 years old! I can't play this eternally youthful character for much longer!"

http://homepage2.nifty.com/ao/img/pic/director/Y-SA-sam%20raimi.jpg
RAIMI: "You'll do a 4th film and you'll like it!"

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020509/163528__spideybop_l.jpg
MAGUIRE: "Yes Lord Raimi."
:claps:
Very nice indeed.

[Dr. Fate]

:claps:
Very nice indeed.
Thanks.

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Now see, this is just trying way too hard to be exciting and dramatic."
GIANT SANDMAN: "Shut the f*** up!"

[Lord Doom]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e83/kermitthethroat/Spider-Man%203/EddieSpidey.png
Eddie: Okay, now take off your-
Spidey: I TOLD you, already, I'm NOT taking off my mask!
Eddie: Oh... Yeah... Your MASK... Cuz that's what I was gonna say!
Spidey: Yeah, I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore.

[leejay256]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpgHarry, what i tell you about chasing me drunk??

[wiegeabo]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
"That's right *****! And if you ever touch MJ again, you'll get more of the same!"

[leejay256]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: Hey Harry, that's why they call it a SNOWBOARD.

[Matrix_Fan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

And that's what happens when you star in Flyboys, you jerk!

[pedro parkero]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/SM_2.jpg
Peter: Man, Harry. You really suck at doing the limbo rock!

[pedro parkero]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: [after taking a leak on Harry] Know what? If it weren't for the fact that I'm a goody-two-shoes superhero, I'd also take your wallet...

[pedro parkero]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: Dang it, Harry. You have created for me a myriad of endless possibilities... should I draw on your face, take pictures of you in a compromising situation or just put your hand in a bowl of water? How 'bout all of them? Decisions, decisions, decisions...

[Scissors]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Venom2.jpg

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

Eddie: "Yummy! Black bubblegum! Let's blow a bubble!"

*Poof!*

"Oh Boy! U gotta be kidding! Mom was right! Black bubblegum is dangerous!"

[Scissors]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/james_franco/spiderman32.jpg

Harry Sings: "When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy"

[Sugarculted]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

Spidey: THOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[Enriquespy]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

WTF? the dude from the neverending story!!!!

are you a Roky?

You ain't no rolling Stone

you know HUMIDITY is the key to MOISTURE!!!!

[3dman27]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

sandman "iron man insults me he sends his nanja wannabe UNDERLING to fight me?"
SPIDEY" i'm WHO'S WHAT? bozo you are HISTORY"
:spidey"

[ultimatefan]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

Spidey: Dude, when I said you were a big sack of crap, I didn´t mean LITERALLY...

[ultimatefan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: Dang it, Harry. You have created for me a myriad of endless possibilities... should I draw on your face, take pictures of you in a compromising situation or just put your hand in a bowl of water? How 'bout all of them? Decisions, decisions, decisions...
That´s mean as hell... and I like it!

[ultimatefan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: Dear diary... Jackpot!

[ultimatefan]

The Hallelujah Trail, 1965 starring Burt Lancaster and Lee Remick.

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020509/163528__spideybop_l.jpg
MAGUIRE: "I don't have a 4th film in me, I just don't. I'm 32 years old! I can't play this eternally youthful character for much longer!"

http://homepage2.nifty.com/ao/img/pic/director/Y-SA-sam%20raimi.jpg
RAIMI: "You'll do a 4th film and you'll like it!"

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020509/163528__spideybop_l.jpg
MAGUIRE: "Yes Lord Raimi."

Damn straight!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Invisibewoman.jpg
SUE STORM/INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Well, Reed and I pretty much dead in the water now, and Namor's somewhere at the bottom of the ocean floor, so... you boys looking for a good time?"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hmm, lonely, unloved, sexually frustrated, low self-esteem, you'd better let me handle her Pete."
http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/08.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Aw man, you always get the good ones..."
http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "That's what you get for getting married to your one true love, mister. You have to give up the rest of the world's pussy."

[AssMan]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg

Peter - Mary Jane why are we Blue

Mary Jane - I am trying out for the Smurfs Movie

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/7731/58907112ib5.jpg

Peter - My god Harry your Blue to

Harry - Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5087/26798313nb9.jpg

Harry - You know I hate Blue Peter

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5683/71132011gx7.jpg

Peter - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."

[ghost_x]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Harry: 'Go On, Have Your Way With Me, You Bastard'

*peter quickly runs off down the alleyway*

Harry: 'Hey Where Ya Going!?'

[ultimatefan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: ...AND NEVER TOUCH MY ARCHIE COMICS AGAIN!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: Okay, I´m cool with trying to kill me and stuff... But to say that Elektra was the best Marvel movie...

[venomscurse2]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

Spidey: Hey how long has it been since you showered?

[leejay256]

Before his fight with Peter
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/james_franco/spiderman32.jpg
Harry: I see Pride, I see Power, I see a bad mon who don't take no lip from nobody.

a few hours later


http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: SAY IT!!
Harry: I'm your *****.

[Jimmy, GL]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

Spidey: Ben Grimm! I told you not to take roids! I told you!

[AssMan]

Before his fight with Peter
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/james_franco/spiderman32.jpg
Harry: I see Pride, I see Power, I see a bad mon who don't take no lip from nobody.

a few hours later

Making fun of Cool Runnings ? :cwink:

[ghost_x]

Before his fight with Peter
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/james_franco/spiderman32.jpg
Harry: I see Pride, I see Power, I see a bad mon who don't take no lip from nobody.

a few hours later


http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: SAY IT!!
Harry: I'm your *****.

I wil not have such mockery of a classic in my presence!

but I must say....
























It sure did make me laugh :woot:

[Hotwire]

A throw back to some older captions...



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Venom2.jpg
Damn it! I'm covered in the black sperm of my own vengeance!

[Hotwire]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: Now go home, get yourself a REAL super-villian costume and we'll try this again tomorrow night!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: Now go home, get yourself a REAL super-villian costume and we'll try this again tomorrow night!
LOL!

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1917/sm7275bem5.jpg
KIDS: "Spidey, can we all you Peter or Pete or Petey?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Why?"
KIDS: "Because that's what you said your real name was on TV when you were still supporting Superhero Registration."
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn it, I knew that would come back to haunt me."

[Hotwire]

Thanks, Dr. Fate.


http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1917/sm7275bem5.jpg
Billy Madison 2: Cousin Peter

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
peter: that's what you get when you cut my damn tie!!

[leejay256]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: So harry, are you the paintball goblin? or the shaun white goblin? and was that a poor man's light saber you tried to stab me with.
Harry: Okay first of all i am the NEW GOBLIN, second i thought i put a new spin on light sabers. give me a break, i'm new at this villain stuff.

[ultimatefan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: So, dude, you have way too many issues with your daddy, tried to solve them attacking the wrong person, did a half-assed job at that... George W. Bush, right?

[Dr. Fate]

Good stuff Leejay, Ultimate fan

These events took place Sunday, March 4, 2007 -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Invisibewoman.jpg
SUE STORM/INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Want to have some fun?"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/08.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Cap let me have her man! Please! Pretty please!"
http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Shut up you little twerp! Marvel's killing me off after 60-some years of faithful service, I might as well have me some fantastic pussy before I go!"

[ghost_x]

Sheds tear for CA :csad:...

































Until they bring him back in some stupid form

[Dr. Fate]

Sheds tear for CA :csad:...













Until they bring him back in some stupid form
Just like Superman.

http://images.scotsman.com/2007/03/07/2007-03-07T212614Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-MEDIA-AMERICA.jpg
SHARON CARTER: "He's dead! Captain America's dead!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c8/IM006.jpg/400px-IM006.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/IM006.jpg)
IRON MAN: "Now really Pete, was it genuinely necessary to kill Cap just because he boinked the Invisible Woman before you could?"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/08.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes. Yes it was. Want a kick back with a couple of beers, Tony?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c8/IM006.jpg/400px-IM006.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/IM006.jpg)
IRON MAN: "No thanks, I never drink when I fly."

[ultimatefan]

Good stuff Leejay, Ultimate fan

These events took place Sunday, March 4, 2007 -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Invisibewoman.jpg
SUE STORM/INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Want to have some fun?"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/08.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Cap let me have her man! Please! Pretty please!"
http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Shut up you little twerp! Marvel's killing me off after 60-some years of faithful service, I might as well have me some fantastic pussy before I go!"

Thanks! poor cap...

[Redwoods Wolf]

Just like Superman.

http://images.scotsman.com/2007/03/07/2007-03-07T212614Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-MEDIA-AMERICA.jpg
SHARON CARTER: "He's dead! Captain America's dead!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c8/IM006.jpg/400px-IM006.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/IM006.jpg)
IRON MAN: "Now really Pete, was it genuinely necessary to kill Cap just because he boinked the Invisible Woman before you could?"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/08.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes. Yes it was. Want a kick back with a couple of beers, Tony?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c8/IM006.jpg/400px-IM006.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/IM006.jpg)
IRON MAN: "No thanks, I never drink when I fly."

Man....:( I feel sorry for Cap. But that was funny. :up: And, in light of all this Civil War madness...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c8/IM006.jpg/400px-IM006.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/IM006.jpg)
I am Iron Man!

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
or if he moves will he fall?

Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him,
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
So he waits his revenge

Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread
Fear vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge!



BTW, love that avvy, ultimatefan. Very nice.

[3dman27]

nice song

[Dr. Fate]

nice song
Yup. Reminds me of the "Particle Man" song.

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "Hey, where's your AIDS ribbon?"

[ultimatefan]

Yup. Reminds me of the "Particle Man" song.

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "Hey, where's your AIDS ribbon?"

Hehehehe, Seinfeld...

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
The rape victim has been identified as movie actor James Franco. Our prime suspect is actress Lindsay Lohan. She must be considered mentally unstable, armed and extremely dangerous...

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe, Seinfeld...

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
The rape victim has been identified as movie actor James Franco. Our prime suspect is actress Lindsay Lohan. She must be considered mentally unstable, armed and extremely dangerous...
Only you would have caught that reference UF.

Hehehe; Lindsay Lohan turned man-rapist. The sadder thing is that it may actually happen.

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "Look at ya. Up all night playing poker."

[YTAG]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6673/8786540venomv2qd4.th.gif (http://img513.imageshack.us/my.php?image=8786540venomv2qd4.gif)

[Ebil Gig]

Hehehehe, Seinfeld...

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
The rape victim has been identified as movie actor James Franco. Our prime suspect is actress Lindsay Lohan. She must be considered mentally unstable, armed and extremely dangerous...

OMG LOL!