Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[leejay256]

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Peter: Quit being a baby and walk it off. I fell from a top of a building, hit a brick wall and hit a car face first okay.

[craigaat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Invisibewoman.jpg
"I'm totally hispanic in real life!"

[3dman27]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Invisibewoman.jpg
susan"back off watson peters mine nuts to that walking bullwhip richards"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Dr., Ebil. Yeah, if I were Franco I´d be getting a court order... and a hot female bodyguard - anybody thinking "cat fight"?...

[Hotwire]

susan"back off watson peters mine nuts to that walking bullwhip"
I'm sorry, but this makes no sense.

[Sentinel X]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6141/pppeterehlu6.png (http://imageshack.us)
Aaaahhhhh!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Bettybrant.jpg
BETTY BRANT: "I wonder how much money I should put on Captain America's resurrection date... Easter... 4th of July... Labor Day... Halloween... Thanksgiving... Christmas... New Year 2008... actually 4th of July seems most fitting."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Peter: OK now, wiseguy...what's the circumference of the Earth? How many elements in the period table? At what temperature does blood freeze?
JJJ: Parker, you idiot, you can't REALLY shoot first and ask questions later!

(With apologies to Gary Larson)

or

"On Friday night, an Osborn died in New York. Someone threw him out a window and when he hit the sidewalk his head was driven up into his stomach. Nobody cares. Nobody cares but me. Are they right? Is it futile? Soon there will be war. Millions will burn. Millions will perish in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of retribution...and there is so little time."

(With apologies to Alan Moore)

[ekocher]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif



"do you like waffles? yes we like waffles.
do you like pancakes? yes we like pancakes
do you like french toast yes we like french toast!"

[xboxgamer94]

Don't know if this is funny but...

As the kids on the school bus say...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Honk if ya horny!

[Tempest19]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

Sony, I'm already buying a Playstation 3.

All I want is to see the damn new trailer, is that too much for a Spidey fan to ask for?

*sigh of disappointment*

[OctoHaz]

"On Friday night, an Osborn died in New York. Someone threw him out a window and when he hit the sidewalk his head was driven up into his stomach. Nobody cares. Nobody cares but me. Are they right? Is it futile? Soon there will be war. Millions will burn. Millions will perish in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of retribution...and there is so little time."

(With apologies to Alan Moore)
Quality. :up: :)

[gangsta_crizzab]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

OMG IM IN DA MUTHAFU#IN TRANSFOMAHS IM IN OPTIMUS MUTHAFU#IN PRIME

[3dman27]

I'm sorry, but this makes no sense.

it refers to reed richards stetching powers his arm steched out always looks like a bullwhip to me:ninja:

[3dman27]

Thanks, Dr., Ebil. Yeah, if I were Franco I´d be getting a court order... and a hot female bodyguard - anybody thinking "cat fight"?...

that would be ME:ninja:

[Sean Adisano]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: "SAY SUMTIN BOUT MY MAMMA AGAIN!"

[3dman27]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg

Peter - Mary Jane why are we Blue


mj "i'm depessed harry gets to wear a supervillian outfit but ME i don't get to look like a supertype as a COSTUME PARTY ATENDEE i wish mr raimi would let me wear the"chuin li " outfit again at least "

[Sean Adisano]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg

Tobey Mcguire returns for "Pleasantville 2" with Spider-Man Co-Star, Kirsten Dunst

[leejay256]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
I wonder if it was alright to leave harry in that alley? Should i call his lawyer to pick him up? naaah I don't like lawyers. Maybe the butler? nah, he always looks like he wants to touch me? Maybe i should call MJ? hell no, then i am going to have to make a new speech just to get in bed with her again. I know, i'll call 911. yeah thats a great idea.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

OMG IM IN DA MUTHAFU#IN TRANSFOMAHS IM IN OPTIMUS MUTHAFU#IN PRIME
Hahahahaha! Best yet!

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PETER: "You can't have an air raid without bombs!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg

Tobey Mcguire returns for "Pleasantville 2" with Spider-Man Co-Star, Kirsten Dunst

Pleasantville was awesome...

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg
MJ: Wow, it´s so great to have sex on this huge web!
Peter: Yeah, too bad for the guy walking below us who wondered if it was beginning to rain...

[leejay256]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Tobey: what's that James? oh i am superior actor. why thank you James, what a nice compliment. Oh you want me to take your place at the as presenter at the academy awards. well thank you James. what's that? you want me to take you place as lead actor of annapolis 2. well i think i'll pass.

[Ebil Gig]

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Ock: Look! Mj and Gwen are making out!
Spidey: Where!?!

[Dr. Fate]

Pleasantville was awesome...

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg
MJ: Wow, it´s so great to have sex on this huge web!
Peter: Yeah, too bad for the guy walking below us who wondered if it was beginning to rain...
Hehehehehehehe

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VENOM: "See you on the dark side of the moon!"

[gangsta_crizzab]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1917/sm7275bem5.jpg

SPIDEY: ....And that is where babies come from kids

KID: So wait, are you saying that your my daddy spider-man since you came into my mommy's room last night?

SPIDEY: No, Billy, many guys come into your mommy's room at night, they're the daddies of your brothers and sisters.

KID: Oh, ok then =D

[wiegeabo]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1917/sm7275bem5.jpg

SPIDEY: ....And that is where babies come from kids

KID: So wait, are you saying that your my daddy spider-man since you came into my mommy's room last night?

SPIDEY: No, Billy, many guys come into your mommy's room at night, they're the daddies of your brothers and sisters.

KID: Oh, ok then =D

Oh damn!!! :wow: :hyper:

[Sam Fisher]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6141/pppeterehlu6.png (http://imageshack.us)
Aaaahhhhh!!:woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:

[Sam Fisher]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/spidey.gif

[Keymaker]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/james_franco/spiderman32.jpg
Harry: Dad? I need to talk to you... Norman? Where are you? You are nowhere to be found when needed :cmad:

[3dman27]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/james_franco/spiderman32.jpg
Harry: Dad? I need to talk to you... Norman? Where are you? You are nowhere to be found when needed :cmad:

harry "luckily i remember dad saying that the onecurio dealer dad used ,melinda gordon was a PHYSCICand can contact ghosts i'll give her a call:spidey:

[ultimatefan]

http://i16.tinypic.com/4c1riiw.gif

Ock: Look! Mj and Gwen are making out!
Spidey: Where!?!

Hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1917/sm7275bem5.jpg

SPIDEY: ....And that is where babies come from kids

KID: So wait, are you saying that your my daddy spider-man since you came into my mommy's room last night?

SPIDEY: No, Billy, many guys come into your mommy's room at night, they're the daddies of your brothers and sisters.

KID: Oh, ok then =D

That´s mean as hell... and funny...

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg
PETER: "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/spidey.gif
PETER PARKER: "I am the Ewok, you are the Imperial Storm Trooper!"

[CrashNburn]

lol!! ^^

[leejay256]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_3/james_franco/spiderman32.jpg
i knew i should of bought more drugs, i don't see my dad anymore.
Guess ill have to drink more of his cognac.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/spidey.gif
PETER PARKER: "I am the Ewok, you are the Imperial Storm Trooper!"

And ROTJ comes in for the win! :up:

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Peter didn't believe Harry when Harry told him he could successfully limbo at 200 MPH--not that that stopped him.

[Spider-jedi]

^ nice

[Redwoods Wolf]

Thanks.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg
Peter: Ah...good thing Willy Wonka was able to deflate us, huh?
MJ: Yeah, I'm never going near THAT factory again...

[Enriquespy]

Peter: Ah...good thing Willy Wonka was able to deflate us, huh?
MJ: Yeah, I'm never going near THAT factory again...

he he he Clever...:ninja:

[Dr. Fate]

Thank you CRASHBURN, Redwolf.

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "It's getting dangerous to be poor in this country."

[gangsta_crizzab]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/407/77998721sy1.jpg

PETER SMURF: Hey Smurfette, you're hot, let's have sex =D!

SMURFETTE: Too bad you lack reproductive organs underneath that tight white pants of yours

PETER SMURF: DAMMIT!!! WHY DO I FEEL TURNED ON!!!!

[Sean Adisano]

http://i16.tinypic.com/4c1riiw.gif

Doc Ock: "Hey Spidey! Say goodbye to all your back therapy!"

Spidey: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "And now you're back in my arms again. Right by my side..."
http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Cat, did you forget to tell Venom that he's singing a song that was originally sung by a girl?"

[IHateTheHYPE]

http://i16.tinypic.com/4c1riiw.gif

holly crap where the heck is that from?

good job with the SPIDEY SENCE.. :down:mad:

[DrFrommeyer]

Sam & Dan: What Really Happened?





Winter, 2005






http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/love.jpg
Sam: Danny, I love you.
Danny: I love you more.
In Sync: Best Friends Forever!











*Later That Night Whilst Sam Sleeps in His Spidey Jammies...*








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**On Set The Next Morning**


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Danny: Hehay! Ready to get some Spidey Songs Made Today, Buddy!?!







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Sam: Get out.



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Danny: Uhhh, heh... What?
Sam: I Said. "Get. Out.", Monkey Boy. You've been stinking up this production from day one.



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Danny Off Screen: Ummm, guys, is he serious?
Tobey: I really think you should go, Dan.
Topher: Oh, no... it's too late...



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Topher Off Screen: He's gone ASH!

[leejay256]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg
Sandman: what do you have to offer for rain
Spider-Man: oh great sandman god, i give you 10 children 5 boys and 5 girls, 7 fruit baskets, and 2 goats.
Sandman: where are my two virgins
Spider-man: damn i knew i should of never slept with gwen and mj last night.

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "You're not manly enough to be Venom!"

http://www.thespiderman3trailer.com/images/rsgallery/display/Topher_Brock.jpg.jpg
GRACE: "Aw man, not these guys... their masculinity frightens me!"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg
spidey: so what's your story dude? you step in a pile of radioactive turd?!

[the-rake]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

My radioactive spider poop is alive.

[wiegeabo]

http://photos.imageevent.com/hailtotheking/personal/spiderman3cap1.jpg

Spidey: "Um..."
Sandman: "What?"
Spidey: "You've got a tire stuck to your chest."
Sandman: "That's a nipple."
Spidey: "Oh."
Sandman: "Stop staring at it!"
Spidey: "I'm trying not to."
Sandman: "..."
Spider: "..."
Sandman: "..."
Spidey: "...So, Joel Schumacher design your costume?"

[leejay256]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
Black Cat: is this how you like it?
Spider-Man: You know how i like it, so just give it to me!

http://www.thespiderman3trailer.com/images/rsgallery/display/Topher_Brock.jpg.jpg

Eddie: This is better than Spice Channel. Picture is not so Fuzzy. But they are up so high, i wish i had some binoculars.

[pedro parkero]

^
Harharhar... 'Tis Funny, leejay...



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holly crap where the heck is that from?

good job with the SPIDEY SENCE.. :down:mad:
Well, if you observe, he was very busy with Ock's tentacles before the train hit, so it's just a matter of being predisposed...


And since I've already posted in here, might as well give captioning a try:

http://i16.tinypic.com/4c1riiw.gif

Doc Ock: And now, for my next trick, Spider-Man's impression of a bug in a train's windshield...
Spidey: Huh?... <crash>

[Dark Sentinel]

Raimi: And cut! Great fight guys, awesome. Really solid shots, Tobey. It looked great.
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Tobey: Dude that was SICK!! I can't wait to see this sequence on film it's gonna be incredib...James?

...or...

Tobey: Shoulda tipped better. (Batman Begins quote if anybody's wondering)

[Darkest Knight]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg

Peter: "I just asked is it was diet!!!"

Venom: "I know..."

[leejay256]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Peter: note to self, do not watch pulp fiction with eddie ever again.

[Spork]

OMG where is that from ^ ^ ^ ^

[Spork]

is it a manip?

[skabass13]

No, it is an actual still of Venom

[Spork]

Where did it come from. Are there any more???:huh:

[ghost_x]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg


'It's hard out here for a pimp!'

[3dman27]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Peter: note to self, do not watch pulp fiction with eddie ever again.

spidey now i know how capt. kirks away team felt in the episode MIRROR MIRROR"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Peter: Take it easy, man, just fix your tie, it´s a job interview, he´s probably a nice guy, what can go wrong?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
KIRSTEN: "300 made $70 million?! Damn that's hot! Wish I had me some of that!"

http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/wbcomiccon2.jpg
SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "Give me a quick one Red and I'll see if I can put some aside for you."

[wiegeabo]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

"...Can't sleep. Psychotic symbiote-fused Brock will eat me. Can't sleep. Psychotic symbiote-fused Brock will eat me..."

[greatcastration]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
"Ok Flint I got the spider, you can get off my couch now"

[Arcturus]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: Ugh, Eddie's telling that joke again about Gwen Stacy and the coke bottle, i've got to get out of here.

*Spidey attempts to leave, Venom shoots webbing and catches Spidey*

VENOM: Hey! Hey, where do you think you're going? I'm not done telling my joke!

[Sean Adisano]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg

Venom: "Wheres my 200 bucks you owe me!!!!"

Spidey: "...thought that was a loan?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

"...Can't sleep. Psychotic symbiote-fused Brock will eat me. Can't sleep. Psychotic symbiote-fused Brock will eat me..."
Hahahahaha

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
VENOM: "I made you, you made me first!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, it's only cool when Michael Keaton says it!"

[Sean Adisano]

Hahahahaha

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
VENOM: "I made you, you made me first!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, it's only cool when Jack Nicholson says it!"

actually michael keaton said :yay:

[Sean Adisano]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg

M.J: "Oh My God! The Goblin is back!!"

Harry: "...WHAT THE F***! WHO STOLE MY GLIDER!!!!!!!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9049/hspiderman347ri2.jpg

M.J thinking "This is Perfect!"

Peter thinking "I can see down that girls shirt! Hot Damn! Nice Rack!"

[leejay256]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
Crowd: OMG someone save that girl
Harry: No way Syracuse was not invited into the NCAA tournament
MJ: Really? not as bas as Arkansas getting that number 12 spot
Crowd: yeaaah spider-man saved her
Harry and MJ: did we miss something?

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg

Spidey: "Thats it! i'm getting really F***ING annoyed with my costume ripping every F***ING major battle! Venom, your going down b****!"

Venom: "hehehehe...huh...uh-oh, i pissed him off. not good."

[hulkamania85]

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/hulkamania85/janewebhg3.jpg

MJ: Oh, I like this black webbing. Very slimming.

[Sean Adisano]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

Peter: "I don't know if we should do this."

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics4.jpg

Gwen: "Dear God YES! Lets do it!!! do it long, do it hard! right here in front of this window so the whole city can see us having the hardest, roughest sex ever!"


*10 minutes later*

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics2.jpg

M.J: "Peter! Gwen! oh my god i can't believe he's cheating on me!"

Harry: "WOW! Gwen has a nice ass!"

M.J: "...thats Peters ass!"

Harry: "...hmm."

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics3.jpg

Gwen: "Can i have your name and number?"

Eddie: "yep, i'm a pimp. all the girls come to me. its eddie brock jr. and my number is 347-661-2365."

Gwen: "Great! my father, police Capt. Stacey will call the perv who's been using his camera to look at me taking a shower."

Eddie: "..."

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg

Eddie: "Hey gorgeous, any hot chicks call me and leave me any messages!?"

Betty: "no...but your mom called 34 times. it seems you didn't clean your room."

Eddie: "..."

[FatA$$]

My first attempt
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/a7x6662000/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
Harry:"Is pete Swinging naked?"
MJ:''I told him he shouldn't Drink in the morning"

[3dman27]

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/hulkamania85/janewebhg3.jpg

MJ: Oh, I like this black webbing. Very slimming.

mj"i'd never tell pter this but i could get used to BEING a costumed crimefighter as well as KNOWING one":ninja:

[Dr. Fate]

actually michael keaton said :yay:
WHOOPS! Damn, I'm slipping. Have to go back and edit that. :o

http://www.moviebunker.com/star_destroyer_fake_picture.jpg
GUY FLYING STAR DESTROYER: "Pathetic Earthlings! Who can save you now?!"

http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/wbcomiccon2.jpg
SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "We can!"

http://elfman.filmmusic.com/films/spider-man/ost/spiderman_crouch.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, this is totally my territory to rescue!"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/a7x6662000/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
HARRY: "I don't think we're gonna get this resolved any time soon."

[Troy_Parker]

Lol!!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Spider-Man: Do you expect me to talk?
Venom: Why no, Mr. Parker, I expect you to die!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/a7x6662000/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
MJ: Something about this seems so familiar to me....balloons....Spider-Man....you....what is it?
Harry: Yeah, I feel like we're supposed to be at a bridge later...

[darkseid26]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

Peter: "I don't know if we should do this."

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics4.jpg

Gwen: "Dear God YES! Lets do it!!! do it long, do it hard! right here in front of this window so the whole city can see us having the hardest, roughest sex ever!"


*10 minutes later*

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics2.jpg

M.J: "Peter! Gwen! oh my god i can't believe he's cheating on me!"

Harry: "WOW! Gwen has a nice ass!"

M.J: "...thats Peters ass!"

Harry: "...hmm."


This is hilarious lol!:trans:

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics3.jpg

Eddie: Hey, Gwen....this crowd's a little thick for my tastes. And we're both over eighteen, so...

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/Powderman_222222/155652560_92b1442252.jpg
Capt. Stacy:...so only one of you is getting life in prison!

[Sentinel X]

http://umsis.miami.edu/~pvaidyan/images/Science%20Museum%20-%20TRex.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/a7x6662000/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
HARRY: What the hell?
MARY JANE: Oh my gawd...
HARRY: DONT EAT ME!!! Take her instead!!! *pushed MJ*

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7113/kirstenattackedfe9.png (http://imageshack.us)
MARY JANE: AAHH!! OMG!! HARRY HELP ME!!!!

[leejay256]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics3.jpg
Eddie: Is that note for me?
Gwen: no
Eddie: is that Key to your apartment for me?
Gwen: No
Eddie: I think I'll rearrange the alphabet and put you and i together
Gwen: eww get the F*** away from me ::Sprays a can of mace:: I like peter. ::KICKS EDDIE WHILE ON THE FLOOR::

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Eddie: YOU SAID I HAD A CHANCE WITH GWEN. But noooo i find out she likes you and carries a can of mace to prove it.
Peter: This is what i get for using the "I'm sorta spider-man's personal photographer" line to pick up chics.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics4.jpg
So, I´d like to have to talk to those geeks who said I wasn´t hot enough to play Gwen...

[Dr. Fate]

Thank you Troy_Parker.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Spider-Man: Do you expect me to talk?
Venom: Why no, Mr. Parker, I expect you to die!
Goldfinger reference. Cool. Wish I thought of that.


http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics4.jpg
So, I´d like to have to talk to those geeks who said I wasn´t hot enough to play Gwen...

I hate to say it, but she really is NOT hot enough to be Gwen. Unless a totall not-hot Gwen is what they wanted.

Man that bleached blonde hair looks bad on her. Poor Bryce...


http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg

Eddie: "Hey gorgeous, any hot chicks call me and leave me any messages!?"

Betty: "no...but your mom called 34 times. it seems you didn't clean your room."

Eddie: "..."

Hehehe, good one.

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
BETTY: "Oh my Gawd, can you like, totally get me Kurtwood Smith's autograph?!"
EDDIE: "I'm not the 70s show guy!"
BETTY: "Hey, don't feel bad 'cause you didn't get Ashton's exposure, and don't take it out on your adoring public."
EDDIE: "..."

[wiegeabo]

I hate to say it, but she really is NOT hot enough to be Gwen. Unless a totall not-hot Gwen is what they wanted.

Man that bleached blonde hair looks bad on her. Poor Bryce...



I've got to disagree. I'm usually not a big fan of blondes, but she looks great. And, except for her nose being a little wide, she looks a lot like Gwen from the first comics.

[CrashNburn]

she's not bad looking,that's for sure!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg

Eddie: "Oh, man. Have I got the story of the year. I just found out Peter Parker's Spider-Man!!!"
Betty: "Well, duh?"
Eddie: "What? How did you know?"
Betty: "Well, he always gets great pictures of Spider-Man in action, no one ever sees him and Spidey around at the same time..."
Eddie: "Well, yeah, but that's not really proof."
Betty: "His webshooters tend to go off prematurly during sex."
Eddie: "That's how I found out too!!!"

[CrashNburn]

lol!!^^

[3dman27]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg

Eddie: "Oh, man. Have I got the story of the year. I just found out Peter Parker's Spider-Man!!!"
Betty: "Well, duh?"
Eddie: "What? How did you know?"
Betty: "Well, he always gets great pictures of Spider-Man in action, no one ever sees him and Spidey around at the same time..."
Eddie: "Well, yeah, but that's not really proof."
Betty: "His webshooters tend to go off prematurly during sex."
Eddie: "That's how I found out too!!!"
brock "its wiered betty but for some reason you look underage today no offense"

[3dman27]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg

Eddie:

"no offense betty but somehow you look UNDERAGE "

[ultimatefan]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics3.jpg
Eddie: C´mon Gwen, no need to give me a note, I´m right here...
Gwen: That´s not for you, douchebag, I want you to take copies and give them to all those hot guys in uniform... I´m throwing a little party tonight...

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Spidey: Huh... Does it help if I say That 70`s Show totally jumped the shark when you left?
Venom: Hmmmm, no, but thanks anyway...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Spidey: Huh... Does it help if I say That 70`s Show totally jumped the shark when you left?
Venom: Hmmmm, no, but thanks anyway...
To be honest, That 70s Show jumped the shark long before Topher left.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
VENOM: "Take it back! Take it back!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No! The Simpsons jumped the shark way back in 1997 and has been flogging itself to death over and over ever since!"

[shigsy2003]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
VENOM: "Giddy the F*** up!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

To be honest, That 70s Show jumped the shark long before Topher left.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
VENOM: "Take it back! Take it back!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No! The Simpsons jumped the shark way back in 1997 and has been flogging itself to death over and over ever since!"

Maybe, but that doesn´t serve Spidey...:woot:

[solardestructon]

Man, there's some pretty funny captions on this page. Great work guys!:yay:

[Redwoods Wolf]

Dr. Fate
Goldfinger reference. Cool. Wish I thought of that.
Thanks. I considered putting in the whole exchange, but...

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
Betty: You know why bad things happen to you, Eddie?
Eddie: Why?
Betty: Because you're a dumb@ss.

[venomscurse2]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg


Eddie: Wanna go out?
Betty: No.
Eddie:Wanna go out?
Betty:NO!
Eddie:Wanna go out?
Betty:NOOO!!!
Eddie:Okay.
Betty:Wanna go out?

[3dman27]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Spidey: Huh... Does it help if I say That 70`s Show totally jumped the shark when you left?
venom:"AFTER we left? WHY DO YOU THINK WE LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE?":ninja:

[ultimatefan]

venom:"AFTER we left? WHY DO YOU THINK WE LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE?":ninja:

Oh yeah, I should have thought of that!:up:

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Spider-Man: All that is just cuz I called you a second-rate Tobey Maguire?
Venom: Yeah, I mean, if you had called me a second-rate Tom Hanks, a second-rate Tom Cruise, a second-rate Will Smith, a second-rate...
Spider-Man: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GET THE POINT!!

[Dr. Fate]

Time to flog a dead horse -

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
VENOM: "Apologize! Apologize right now!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No! Ashton Kutcher will always be a better actor than Topher Grace!"
VENOM: "That's it, you're dead!"

Not very good I know but I had to get it out. Phew. I feel better now.

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2007/spiderman/spiderman10.jpg

Peter: "...I doodied myself."

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/Powderman_222222/155652560_92b1442252.jpg
CAPT. STACY: "In the case of abortion I say....death to the fetus!"

[leejay256]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2007/spiderman/spiderman10.jpg
Peter: is it me or does this suit make my head look fat.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2007/spiderman/spiderman10.jpg
Peter:"Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/a7x6662000/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
MJ: "I think he's talking to you."

[Spade]

The expression on Harry's face along with that last line makes it priceless.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/Powderman_222222/155652560_92b1442252.jpg
CAPT. STACY: "You da man now, dog."

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2007/spiderman/spiderman10.jpg
PETER: "You're damn right I'm the man now, dog!"

[Enriquespy]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/Powderman_222222/155652560_92b1442252.jpg

Cap S.: I should had never traveled back in time... My Hand is fading Out Now!!!

[venomscurse2]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/a7x6662000/hspiderman343qm5.jpg

Harry: ughhh
MJ: Whats wrong?
Harry: I just got an orgy

[ghost_x]

'I just got an orgy',

He just got an orgy?, I don't get it

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
Spider-man:What Do You Want!
Venom:You Know What I want!
Spider-man:What is It!
Venom:I wana Be In Spider-man 4
Spider-man:Sorry You Know Sam He Likes Killing Off Villians After One movie
Venom:Well You Were Sorta A villian Too in this movie
Spider-man:Well Im That Star Of The film Dur
Venom:I hate You So much
Spider-man:You know what they say about hate
Venom:What
Spider-man:I have no idea
Venom:Ill just Kill you so we wont have a Spiderman 4
Spider-man:Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venom:Now Ill Be the Star Of the Film Muaahahahahah

[ghost_x]

wow

[Tempest19]

"Will this be the dead of Spider-Man?":wow: :csad:

[Morgoth]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Pete:"Dear Diary, jackpot!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Spidey:"Okay, just a little off the top."

[Matt Murdock]

"Hi! I'm the Spider-Man 3: Caption Thread, and I've gone to hell."

[Enriquespy]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/a7x6662000/hspiderman343qm5.jpg

MJ: Look its Spider-man Caption thread, Its really going to hell!!!
Harry: Spideyssuperfan Was Rigth!!!! We didnt listen, now we are doomed :dry:

[Matt Murdock]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/a7x6662000/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
Black Guy in background behind MJ: "Damn! I need to pull up my pants!"

[3dman27]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Pete:"Dear Diary, jackpot!"

pete"so THATS what mary jane means by tiger you just hit the jackpot":ninja:

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Harry: "I can read your mind...you are very afraid of me right now, because your tied up and i'm going to stab you with this knife."

Spider-Man: "WOW! your good :whatever: "

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Spidey:Why are you doing this to me?!?
Harry: You made me watch Ghost Rider! TWICE!!
Spidey: Oh, okay then.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Harry: "I can read your mind...you are very afraid of me right now, because your tied up and i'm going to stab you with this knife."

Spider-Man: "WOW! your good :whatever: "
Hehehe....

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spider-Man: Personally--and this is just me talking off the top of my head--but personally I think it would suit your epic need for revenge if you let me live, then rigged up a flying snowboard, put on a paintball mask, and we fought this out fair.
Harry: Hmmm....not bad, not bad. I see the potential.
Spider-Man: So, yes?
Harry: So, I've seen every James Bond movie ever made. I'm killing you while I have the chance.

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe....

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spider-Man: Personally--and this is just me talking off the top of my head--but personally I think it would suit your epic need for revenge if you let me live, then rigged up a flying snowboard, put on a paintball mask, and we fought this out fair.
Harry: Hmmm....not bad, not bad. I see the potential.
Spider-Man: So, yes?
Harry: So, I've seen every James Bond movie ever made. I'm killing you while I have the chance.
Hahahaha. Smart boy, Harry, smart boy.

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Not in the face, not in the face!"
HARRY: "Piss on you! I'm workin' for Sam Raimi!"

I know that's technically incorrect, but it felt like a good idea at the time.

[shigsy2003]

Excellent use of Blazing Saddles: BEST.COMEDY.EVER :)

[shigsy2003]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spider-Man: Harry please make me forget about MJ
Harry: Okay, I warn you though I aren't a Vulcan
Spider-Man: Do your best
Harry: "Forget"
Spider-Man: It didn't work
Harry: Well I do have another method
Spider-Man: It wouldn't involve that very sharp dagger would it?....Damn

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Harry: Peter, don't move.
Spidey: Why?
Harry: There's a spider on the couch--I'm gonna stab it.
Spidey:Holy crap! Just don't miss and hit m--
(stabs Peter)
Harry: Oh, good....I didn't miss.

[leejay256]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Coffee table head: Now make a five inch incision across the face.
Harry: uhh, where's my dad? I thought he was the voice in my head.
Coffee table head: he's on strike. He demands more vicodin and oxycotin.
Harry: oh can you tell him i am getting the prescription tommorow?
Spider-man: who the hell are you talking to?
Harry: Shut it spider-man.

[venomscurse2]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg


Harry: You know what Im not gonna stab you.
Spidey: Really!
Harry: Yes.
Spidey: Ok then let me go so I can stop doc ock!
Harry: I will....
(Unzips zipper)
Harry: After a moment of freedom!
Spiderman: Umm what are you gonna do with it?!
Harry:........Do you have that fleshy thing in between your legs?
Spiderman: I don't know.
Harry: (pulls out knife) Ill make one then!
(zooms out of mansion)
Spiderman: Aaaaaaggh!! It hurts!!!!

[solardestructon]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Harry: Close your eyes and fantasize!
(zooms out of mansion)
Harry: Oh, your just so soft. Ooooh, ahhh!
Spidey(squealing): This is a no, no, a BIG no, no!!!

[venomscurse2]

Robo Chicken! heah!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
(Harry sticks the knife up Spidey´s nose)
Spidey: De-Fense! De-Fense!
Harry: Heh, that´s pretty dumb. But, uh...(taps once more)
Spidey: Extended warranty? How can I lose?
Harry: Perfect.

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^Nice. Simpsons, right?

[Dr. Fate]

Excellent use of Blazing Saddles: BEST.COMEDY.EVER :)
Thanks.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg
VENOM: "You're just jealous 'cause I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I don't really need the mask to be a genuine freak."

[venomscurse2]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg

(After playing rock paper scissors)

Spidey: You cheated! I threw rock you threw scissors!
Venom: No, I threw a choking web-line that beats everything!
Spidey: Says who!?

[Hotwire]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spidey: Is there going to be blood?
Harry: Yes, lot's of it.
Spidey: Well, then stabbing isn't going to work for me. I pass out at the sight of blood.
Harry: But you'll be dead.
Spidey: Doesn't matter. You're just going to try some other method of killing me.

[wiegeabo]

[QUOTE=Mal'Akai;11398477]http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spidey: "Banana! Banana!!!"
Harry: "Sorry, Pete. That's not the safety word."
Spidey: "NOOOOOO!!!"

[venomscurse2]

huh?

[wiegeabo]

A safety word is what you use during S&M sessions to let them know you've had enough or they're going too far.

[ultimatefan]

^^Nice. Simpsons, right?

Yeah, it´s one of the rare memorable episodes from the last eight or seven seasons. Homer gets smart and feels isolated in our society...:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
HARRY: "My overall dislike of you is turning into a genuine hate."

Technically incorrect quote. Don't remember what film/show it came from.

[Webzpinner]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5884/spidermanpakmailje7.jpg
Raimi's original ending for Spider-Man 3

[3dman27]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg


spidey"y'know harry i think you've been watching too many vampire movies lately"

[GuyverOne]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5884/spidermanpakmailje7.jpg
Raimi's original ending for Spider-Man 3

^lol cute pic. Nice drawing!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spidey: You can´t kill me!
Harry: Why not?
Spidey: There won´t be a third movie!
Harry: So what?
Spidey: What do you think is gonna happen to your career after Flyboys?
Harry: Hmmm, good point...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spidey: You can´t kill me!
Harry: Why not?
Spidey: There won´t be a third movie!
Harry: So what?
Spidey: What do you think is gonna happen to your career after Flyboys?
Harry: Hmmm, good point...
Hehehehehe

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
HARRY: "Must... cut out... opaque... eye pieces!"

Damn that sucked.

[Spidey-Sean]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Harry: Hold on buddy - I think you got some spinach in your teeth.

[shigsy2003]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Harry: Hold on buddy - I think you got some spinach in your teeth.

Spider-Man - "You can't see my teeth?!!!!"

;)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
HARRY: "Did you f*** my wife? Did you f*** my wife? DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!"

[Flash-er]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Peter: That's what you get for trying to touch my boomstick!

[>>>venom<<<]

spidey: wait!!! dont kill or fight me just yet....wait till the 3rd film!:oldrazz:

[venom628]

spidey: wait!!! dont kill or fight me just yet....wait till the 3rd film!:oldrazz:



:wow: :wow: :wow: nooooooo!!!!!!!! tell us what happend!

[ghost_x]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050819/050819_snoop_vmed_5a.widec.jpg

Snoop Dogg: This is some of that real sticky icky icky

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg

Spider-man: Your Telling Me!!

[Morgoth]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/H_spider_man_3_46.jpg

Venom:"Your soul better belong to Stan Lee, 'cause yo' ass belongs to me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Aw come back! I won't do any jokes that make fun of homosexuals, I promise!"

[3dman27]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg"
iron man "this hologram of green goblin will keep spider-man from learning that i'm really iron man IN DISQUISE that has-been wrestler is going to learn nobody betrays ANTHONY STARK and gets away with it:ninja:

[venom628]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050819/050819_snoop_vmed_5a.widec.jpg

Snoop Dogg: This is some of that real sticky icky icky

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg

Spider-man: Your Telling Me!!


Cool pics.

[3dman27]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-2-5.jpg
"Time to try out my new bug spray wrist-shooters."

i'm tired of my fellow superhweroes being used as federal agents from now on i only team up with heroes i can trust like BEN 10:ninja:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
HARRY: "Did you f*** my wife? Did you f*** my wife? DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!"

Hahahahaha, Raging Bull, awesome!

[ultimatefan]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg
I KNEW all that gum people stick under theater seats was going to end up bringing some ****ed up mutant crap...

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
HARRY: "Must... cut out... opaque... eye pieces!"

Damn that sucked.

Thanks! Don´t be too harsh on yourself, you´re trying!

[CrashNburn]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg

i know i haven't had an eye exam in a while but don't you think this is a bit much!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "No you may not swallow my soul!"

[leejay256]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Harry: i can't believe it. First they say wrestling is not real. now they say wrestlers uses the roids. rrrrr DIE "The Human Spider" die
Spider-Man: Geez, i bet you believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Toothfairy and the Sandman
Harry: they are all real, especially the Sandman, i saw him rob a bank yesterday.
Spider-man: the real sandman puts
Harry: Nooooo stop confusing me.

[ultimatefan]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg
Yeah, that´s the kinda crazyass ****ed up facelift you gotta do when you´re over your thirties and has to pretend to be still in college...

[Flash-er]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Pink eye my a$$! I've seen this before!

[Flash-er]

LOL!

thanks, I just saw how pete was dressed and it reminded me of Army of Darkness...

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg
Tobey: Sam--I thought we'd agreed!
Sam: Sorry--my brother broke out of the fruit cellar and started flying around again....you know how it is.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-27.jpg
Spider-Man: Man, I could really use a hot dog....hey! A tofu stand!
GG: Uh-uh. You're gonna eat meat....like everyone else.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spider-Man: Oh, man, he's really gonna do it--HELP ME, DEUS EX MACHINA!

[ghost_x]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Harry: The Power Of Christ Compels You!

Spider-man: You come any closer with that knife and you don't want to know where I will stick this Cross!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spider-Man: Oh, man, he's really gonna do it--HELP ME, DEUS EX MACHINA!
Hehehe, good stuff Red. I can call you Red, right?

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "You named your glider 'Buck'?"

[wiegeabo]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
"Harry? Harry!...Harry, if you want me to take your wallet, just lie there and don't move...Thanks, man. You're the best."
(Turns around, then turns back)
"Harry, if you want me to have the entire Osborn fortune..."

[venomscurse2]

lol^

[Enriquespy]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Spider-Man: I understand if you Didn´t liked the white flowers... but this is ridiculous...

Harry: You used to give me Roses Red beautiful Roses!!!!!:cmad:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Harry: Any last words, honey?
Spider-Man: The drapes were horrible.

[KryptoKnight85]

Nice Mr.& Mrs. Smith reference. lol

[Dark Sentinel]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg

Tobey: Sam! "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance" is supposed to be a figure of speech! A FIGURE OF SPEECH dammit!!!

[3dman27]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg

Tobey: Sam! "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance" is supposed to be a figure of speech! A FIGURE OF SPEECH dammit!!!

spidey"i'd better bring in master splinter and his students on this i'm gonna need BACK-UP on this one:spidey::ninja:

[Dr. Fate]

Dark Sentinel, 3rdman, funny stuff guys.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Don't let it get in your mouth! No matter what happens, don't let it get into your mouth! That's how it lays its eggs in you! And then they break right out of your friggin' chest!"

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Thanks for the heads up... jerk!"

[ultimatefan]

Nice Mr.& Mrs. Smith reference. lol

Thanks, "Bradgelina" movie or not, I love it!

[ultimatefan]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg

Tobey: Sam! "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance" is supposed to be a figure of speech! A FIGURE OF SPEECH dammit!!!

Hehehehe, one of the best uses of that reference...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, "Bradgelina" movie or not, I love it!
I thought it was "Brangelina". Either way, it sounds like a cereal no one would eat.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-2-5.jpg
PETER: "Now how did Crocodile Dundee do that gesture? Was it like this, did he keep his index finger in?"

[ghost_x]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Harry: The Power Of Christ Compels You!

Spider-man: You come any closer with that knife and you don't want to know where I will stick this Cross!

nobody a fan of exorcist? :csad::oldrazz:

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Harry, I swear you'll regret this, because it's all fun and games until someone chokes on a webline."
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "Revenge's a ******, isn't it?"

[ran32]

I luv those pics. I remember when I went to the shooting people had their dogs in spidey outfits.
:trans:
__________________
I search for spiderman and superhero pix on

http://images.whoisbaby.com
and
http://video.whoisbaby.com

[D4rkShaDoWz]

Haha Lmao Guys!

[Untilteld]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Harry: Any last words?

Spidey: The safety word is Soda

[Redwoods Wolf]

Hehehe, good stuff Red. I can call you Red, right?
Yes, and thanks.

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Harry: He's around here somewhere...
Spidey (thinking): Hehe, Otto was right, Harry's just like the T-Rex.

or

Harry: I want to look into your eyes as you die...
Spidey: But my lenses are opaque, you can't--oh. Oh, crap.

[venomscurse2]

lol^

[Superhero 101]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Harry, I swear you'll regret this, because it's all fun and games until someone chokes on a webline."
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "Revenge's a ******, isn't it?"

that was the best one yet!!! keep it coming!!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/183.jpg
Doc Ock:...for Frodo.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-2-5.jpg
The mask was confining. It narrowed his vision.
The shield was heavy. It threw him off-balance.
He needed to see far....
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
...to see that even a god-king could bleed.

I know I just butchered that quote, so I'm sorry.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spider-Man: Harry.....may you live forever.
Harry: (starts crying)

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg
Spider-Man: What are you doing?
Harry: You know that game where you put your hand on the table and stab the knife between your fingers?
Spider-Man: Yeah, I saw Aliens--hey, wait: you're putting your hand on my head.
Harry: Yeah. That's what I'm doing.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
"Harry? Harry!...Harry, if you want me to take your wallet, just lie there and don't move...Thanks, man. You're the best."
(Turns around, then turns back)
"Harry, if you want me to have the entire Osborn fortune..."
LOL. :up:

[YodatheHobbit]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
"It's Kletus the slack jawed Yocal!!"

[YodatheHobbit]

(stupid computer)

[leejay256]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
Hey parker. Is there an evil sinister living black suit parasite on my face?

[TheSilent]

Eddie to himself: "Yup..I knew taking too many Advils would have a bad side-affect!!"

[mutant_wings]

I am laughing so hard right now

[wiegeabo]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg
Tobey: Sam! "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance" is supposed to be a figure of speech! A FIGURE OF SPEECH dammit!!!

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
Topher: "C'mon Tobey, it's not so bad."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
TOPHER: "Let's see you laugh at my 'Grrrrs' now!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
Wow, I knew all that pot from That 70´s Show was gonna have some long-term effect... Got the munchies for you, Parker...

[Sentinel X]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4061/funneybi4.png (http://imageshack.us)

VENOM: Dont worry James, us Venom, can handle her!
LINDSAY: James, ehhhkkkehh!!! H-ELP!! I cant breathe!

[ultimatefan]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4061/funneybi4.png[/URL]

VENOM: Heh, what could be worse than fighting Spider-Man?
LINDSAY: Hehehehe, he has no idea...

[Sentinel X]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4061/funneybi4.png
LINDSAY(singing) : The stars are blinddddd!!!!! Oh!!!!!
VENOM: SHUT UP!!!
*chokes Lindsay*

[D4rkShaDoWz]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

New hair style : $20
Emo jeans and shirt: $15
Posing weird faces in front of your mirror?: Priceless

[venomscurse2]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

Peter: OMG!! No wonder whenever I tell somebody they are ugly they say look in a mirror!

[5ubx23r0]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg


Harry: "awwww mannn.....my head hurts...deng.."
Peter: "That's what you get for being such a stupid idiot. Never ever pull that crap again."

[the-rake]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

May: Any changes?
Peter: Yes, Big changes!

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
EDDIE: "Oh, I've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. And believe me when I say...two left feet."

[>>>venom<<<]

[quote=5ubx23r0;11425317]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg


peter: hey dumbass!!! wear a helmet!!!

[>>>venom<<<]

[quote=the-rake;11425344]http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

GASPS!!!!!
I GOT CHEST PUBES!!!!

[>>>venom<<<]

[quote=>>>venom<<<;11426035][quote=5ubx23r0;11425317]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg


peter: *****! HOW DO U LIKE ME NOW?!!!

[Carnotaur3]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

Peter: O MY GOD! This shirt just doesn't match my symbiote one bit!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4061/funneybi4.png
SPIDER-LINDSAY: "Oh Venom, you so kinky!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
"Fine! Leave me to finish the quest alone! The Holy Grail's just down the alley anyway!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

Edit.

[ghost_x]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

New hair style : $20
Emo jeans and shirt: $15
Posing weird faces in front of your mirror?: Priceless

Brilliant :up:

[ghost_x]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

'What!? You mean this isn't?!
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!'

[>>>venom<<<]

[quote=ghost_x;11426502]http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

GASPS!!!!!!
OOPS! I TOOTED!

[SlyGuyTtjn]

[quote=5ubx23r0;11425317]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg


peter: hey dumbass!!! wear a helmet!!!


haha. Nice.

[Eros]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Peter: We could have changed the world...NOW...look at us...I've become a liability...and you...you're a JOKE...I want you...to REMEMBER, Harry...in all the years to come...in your most private moments...I want you to remember This moment...I want...you to remember...the one man who BEAT you!"

[Spade]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Peter: HA! It took me two more films, but I finally got back at you for dating Mary Jane in the first movie! Vengeance is mine!

http://www.internapse.com/gallery/d/28458-1/139.jpg

Peter: Waitasec...where are you going, MJ?

Mary Jane: I'm sorry. I've decided to leave you both for a new man.

Peter: What?! Who could possibly be better than me and Harry-?!

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg

Eddie: Hey, Parker.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

[5ubx23r0]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

*gasp* oops!!! i pooped a little!!!! >.<
now how am i gunna get it out of this suit?!
i must get rid of this suit in secret at once!!!

[gangsta_crizzab]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

Peter: What the hell did I just see in the mirror?

WAS IT THIS?


http://la.gg/upl/space_arp.jpg

[3dman27]

[quote=ghost_x;11426502]http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

GASPS!!!!!!
OOPS! I TOOTED!

PETE"THAT WASN'T JUST AT toot it was the OLYMPIC FANFARE:ninja:

[3dman27]

[/img]



http://www.internapse.com/gallery/d/28458-1/139.jpg

Peter: Waitasec...where are you going, MJ?


MJ"I'M GOING TO MEET GWEN STACEY AT THE GYM AND TEACH HER TO KEEP HER HANDS OFF MY MAN THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING"

[Scar Predator]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

New hair style : $20
Emo jeans and shirt: $15
Posing weird faces in front of your mirror?: Priceless

LOL!! One of the best ones in this thead. Petey does look emotastic in this pic. Yikes.

[ultimatefan]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png
OH MY GOD I´M EMO! Somebody kill me, please!

[ultimatefan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Peter: We could have changed the world...NOW...look at us...I've become a liability...and you...you're a JOKE...I want you...to REMEMBER, Harry...in all the years to come...in your most private moments...I want you to remember This moment...I want...you to remember...the one man who BEAT you!"


DKR, nice!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
EDDIE: "I'm gonna go Bobby Brown on your ass!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Usm78.jpg/397px-Usm78.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Usm78.jpg)
MJ: "..."
SPIDER-MAN: "I think he ripped that line off from 'Epic Movie'."

[D4rkShaDoWz]

LOL!! One of the best ones in this thead. Petey does look emotastic in this pic. Yikes.

Thanks =)

[SlyGuyTtjn]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5108/vlcsnap687267hh5.png

Photographer: "Okay smile for your senior photo!"

*Looks at his teacher*

Photogrpaher: "You sure this isn't the special-ed class?"

[judge515]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING? I'm Spider-man *****.

[3dman27]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Usm78.jpg/397px-Usm78.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Usm78.jpg)
MJ: "..."


mj "no offense web head but your chilli mac didn't turn out too good"
spidey" none taken honey, my stomach" feels as like the sinister six is rioting in it

[5ubx23r0]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg






harry: crap.......
peter: next time u do that, imma come atchu like a spider-monkey!!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Usm78.jpg/397px-Usm78.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Usm78.jpg)
Spider-Man: Hey....you're the lady who played Beverly Crusher on Star Trek!

[leejay256]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Thats what you get for saying "Fallout Boy" should sing the theme song for spider-man 3

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.internapse.com/gallery/d/28458-1/139.jpg
Peter: Hey, don't walk away....d@mmit. Why does every bad thing ebtween me and the woman I love happen on a bridge?

[leejay256]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/605/firefeinxdq3.jpg
Harry: I am auditioning for two face

http://www.videoclub.ro/images/actori/aaroneckhart.jpg
Eckhart: To late i got it. Nolan gave me the role

Harry: But this is my real face. Damn you Peter. You keep messing up my life.
Took my girl, my dad, and my face away.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/605/firefeinxdq3.jpg
"You know, this'll never heal if I don't stop picking."