Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Eddie:Man, I must be really stoned. This ALMOST looks three dimensional.

[Jimmy, GL]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

Harry: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!!!


http://www.infinitenumber.com/images/INSDiary_042506_SpiderRobe.jpg

Spidey: No Harry... I am your father!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
Venom: Bet you I can swallow a boa constrictor.
Spider-Man: Venom, don't!
Venom: No, watch, I--agkh! Grakh! GAAH!

[Lord Doom]

http://www.infinitenumber.com/images/INSDiary_042506_SpiderRobe.jpg
Tobey: Sam, as much as I like you're new costume ideas, I'm not quite sure this is gonna work out. I mean, couldn't we just stick with the black-suit?
Sam Raimi: NO! I told you a thosand times, I will NEVER have Venom OR that ridiculous symbiote costume in MY movies!
Tobey: But Sam, I'm not sure how much more damage my pride can take.
Sam: Nonsense! Now DANCE!
Tobey: {Sobs}

[Hotwire]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/New_Goblin.jpg
Harry: So, Pete, what do you think of my cool new Goblin costume??

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Thisland.jpg

[Lord Doom]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/New_Goblin.jpg
Harry: So, Pete, what do you think of my cool new Goblin costume??

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Thisland.jpg
heh :woot: This was funny.

[Hyperbole]

cute

[>>>venom<<<]

Watching Seabiscuit...

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Thisland.jpg


Peter: I promised myself i wouldnt cry :csad:

[Hyperbole]

Lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8292/image1wg8.jpg
PETER: "Who stole my Hitler mustache?!"

[vegeta21]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Wake up Spidey, I want to show you this really cool knife I found!!

[wiegeabo]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8292/image1wg8.jpg
"Look at my chin. Look at it!"


SLASH!!!


http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"Nice try kid. But it's still no contest."

[Spydernorbs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/Caption.jpg

MJ: Did you JUST fart?
Peter: ..........yeeahhh. He he.

[spiders_venomm]

cool pics.

[AssMan]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

Change the Superherohype colors back to nnnnnnoooorrrrrrmmmmmmaaaaaalllllllllllllll

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg

Hey Doc are the rumors true about the Superherohype forums

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Thecaptionthreadsucks.jpg

Yes the change of colors for the day rumors at the Superherohype forums are true

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Thisland.jpg

[wiegeabo]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"Harry...I am you father."

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
"No! That's not true! That's impossible!!!"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"Dammit Harry! It's true! Just ****ing accept it!!! It's true! It's true! It's true!"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
"Ok, ok. Geez. No need to shout."

[Sean Adisano]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/Caption.jpg

M.J: "...and those are my deepest inner feelings and thoughts Peter."

Peter: "Zzzzzzzzz"

M.J: "Awwwwww he's sleeping :heart: !"

[Sentinel X]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"Harry...I am you father."

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
"No! That's not true! That's impossible!!!"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"Dammit Harry! It's true! Just ****ing accept it!!! It's true! It's true! It's true!"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
"Ok, ok. Geez. No need to shout."
LMAO....yay the captions are getting funny again

[Sentinel X]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/caption.bmp
PETER: Mr.Osburne....

http://chud.com/nextraimages/Cowgirls3.jpg
NORMAN: Hey darling, long time no see sexy...Do me a favor honey...Dont tell Harry, he'd totally freak out

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Themirror.jpg
PETER: umm...okay.

[ultimatefan]

Nice ones, Fate, ult.fan, Torch, ghost_x. And venom, that last one I liked.
http://www.infinitenumber.com/images/INSDiary_042506_SpiderRobe.jpg
Guy On Extreme Left: Hey, it's Master Spider--
Spider-Man: I just got 75% of my costume shredded in an attempt to save people's lives. But hey, you're a nerd, go ahead and make a Star Wars joke.

Thanks, we try!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8292/image1wg8.jpg
"Look at my chin. Look at it!"


SLASH!!!


http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"Nice try kid. But it's still no contest."
Hehehehehe

http://www.infinitenumber.com/images/INSDiary_042506_SpiderRobe.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Yo Adrien!"

[Hyperbole]

Lol

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg

M.J: "Oh My God! What is it?! I'm scared!

Harry: "...I don't know....but its everywhere....and .....pink?

[>>>venom<<<]

Sandman is escaping from the law. Furiously running away but looks up and freezes dead cold.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9895/picture2ur1.png

Sandman:WTF?!?! REALLY?!?!?! PINK?!?!

[ghost_x]

http://www.infinitenumber.com/images/INSDiary_042506_SpiderRobe.jpg

'Phone hommme'

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0083866/ETCVLG_ET-FS31.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0083866/ETCVNS_ET-FS15.jpg.html?seq=2)

'Yes, phone home'

http://www.infinitenumber.com/images/INSDiary_042506_SpiderRobe.jpg

'No! Phone Hommme mother ****er'

http://www.eamonn.com/archives/0803phonebooth.jpg

'Who the **** am I phoning!?'

[>>>venom<<<]

edit

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"Come on son, one more time."

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
"STELLAAAAA"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"That was pretty goood but this time put a little more "umphh"
into it"
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
"STELLLAAAAAAAAA"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"No, like this....STELLAAAAAAAAAHHH"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
"Just gimme more time dad,gimme more time"



sorry guys i thought i was editing the old one. if it could be deleted that would be great. thanks

[ghost_x]

just edit it, and get rid of the double pictures, so it doesn't take up so much space

[D4rkShaDoWz]

nice quotes guys

[venomscurse2]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Spiderman: No!!!
Harry: You will tell me why the SHH! board is pink!!!!
Spiderman: I dont know!!!

-But seriously.. why is the SHH boards pink?!

[leejay256]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/bs.jpg
Eddie: i shall call him squishy, and he will be my mine, and he shall be my squishy, come on little squishy.

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V2.jpg
Eddie: WTF!!! bad squishy

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Eddie: We like squishy.

[venomscurse2]

seriously why are the shh boards pink?

[wiegeabo]

It's an April Fools joke by the mods.

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7969/blackface4si.png

Spidey: You know all this... pink... brings out the colour in your eyes...Sandy Cheeks.

Sandman: We gotta stop meeting like this...Sticky buns...why dont we just f**k it and run away?!

[Sean Adisano]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7969/blackface4si.png

Sandman: "how many times do i have to tell you that i'm not M.J!!!"

Sym. Spidey: "Ahhh come on!"

[leejay256]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7969/blackface4si.png
SandMan: Whoa trippy, your upside down
Spider-Man: What are you talking about your upside down
Sandman: really??

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/blackface4si.png

Sandman: HUH?? ahhhhh

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9049/hspiderman347ri2.jpg

MJ thinking: Everything's perfect!

Peter thinking:...okay...im back in the tent....at the mountains....with Harry...

[wiegeabo]

Must be going for the record of a banning with fewest posts.

[wiegeabo]

Oh, skewered by your rapier-like wit!

Guess you won't get the record after all. I think it's 12.

[wiegeabo]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"It looks like he didn't get the record after all."

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
"NOOOOOO!!!!"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"Thank you mods."

[mutant_wings]

Rotfl

[DOG LIPS]

Nice. :woot::up:

[venomscurse2]

Oh, skewered by your rapier-like wit!

Guess you won't get the record after all. I think it's 12.

who are you talking abot?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dg-promotions.org/chicago/specialevent/Spiderman%201.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, I never touched your estranged wife, I swear! 5 years I never touched while you were gone, between MJ and Felicia, I'd be one dead spider man, man!"

[wiegeabo]

who are you talking abot?

Some troll who was just going around to various Spidey threads and insulting people. Banned in 16 posts.

Actually, he wasn't just banned. He was deleted. :hyper:

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dg-promotions.org/chicago/specialevent/Spiderman%201.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, I never touched your estranged wife, I swear! 5 years I never touched while you were gone, between MJ and Felicia, I'd be one dead spider man, man!"

Hahahahaha! Oh Supes, you never should have left. They don't call Spidey a swinger for nothing.

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/Caption.jpg

MJ:Hey tiger, you gellin?

Peter:I am sooo gellin, i am swellin.... at your mellon.

[>>>venom<<<]

edit

[venomscurse2]

okay no the boards are black.. whats next red and green?

[leejay256]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/New_Goblin.jpghttp://www.darkhorizons.com/news9/pumpkin.jpg
Harry: Oh yeah, my suit is so awesome. And so are my bombs

Meanwhile across the Pacific
http://falsepositives.blogspot.com/Casshern.jpghttp://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/c/cd/Bomb-omb_SM64.png
Casshern: This is the last time i show my equipment ahead of time to that spoiled osborn kid.

[shigsy2003]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9049/hspiderman347ri2.jpg

MJ thinking: Everything's perfect!

Peter thinking:...okay...im back in the tent....at the mountains....with Harry...

ROTFL. Nice.....:ninja:

[Redwoods Wolf]

Dangit.

[>>>venom<<<]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

Harry: Tell me who the 4th villian is...TELL MEEEE!!!!!!! :cmad:

[DrFrommeyer]

*Narrator*

A Son Doomed To Commit The Sins of His Father....





















http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Untitled2.gif
Peter: Not Again!!

[shigsy2003]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, excellent :)

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahahaha! Oh Supes, you never should have left. They don't call Spidey a swinger for nothing.
Thanks wiegeabo.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Untitled2.gif
HARRY: "What my name *****?! Huh?! What my name?!"
PETER: "Green Goblin #2!"
HARRY: "Meh, I'll settle for that."

[>>>venom<<<]

Thanks wiegeabo. great job guys!

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Untitled2.gif

Harry finally decides to take his love/hate relationship to a whole new level.

[InsomniacFreak]

"Holy Mackeral ....Spidey Hulks Out!"

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

:mrgreen:

[StylishHokie21]

Nice work guys! Keep it up!

[Redwoods Wolf]

"Holy Mackeral ....Spidey Hulks Out!"

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

:mrgreen:
Woo-hoo! Captionator's back! :D

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg
"That's it, man, I'm outta the Ghostbusters."

[3dman27]

Woo-hoo! Captionator's back! :D

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg
"That's it, man, I'm outta the Ghostbusters."

peter"ok thats it no more making my own chilli" from now on i buy it at wal-mart:ninja:

[mutant_wings]

ROTFL...

I have never seen the "hulking out" spidey pic with the green goop before....

[d1venom]

Thanks wiegeabo. great job guys!

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Untitled2.gif

Harry finally decides to take his love/hate relationship to a whole new level.
nice.

[mutant_wings]

keep up the good work folks

[wiegeabo]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Untitled2.gif
Peter: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

(Full Metal Jacket)

[Duende Verde]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/spideyandvenom.gif

Venom: You can't beat me, Spider-Man.

Spidey: Just watch me.

Venom: That's... not... what... I... meant...

Spidey: Once again my lack of judgement blows up in my face.

[mutant_wings]

Nice display pic, duende verde

I really like it

[InsomniacFreak]

ROTFL...

I have never seen the "hulking out" spidey pic with the green goop before....

That's because it's brand new from the Kid's Choice awards this past Saturday.


Woo-hoo! Captionator's back! :D


Nah, still retired. Didn't you know I got too old to be funny?

Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids. ;)

[Spade]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/spideyandvenom.gif

Venom: You can't beat me, Spider-Man.

Spidey: Just watch me.

Venom: That's... not... what... I... meant...

Spidey: Once again my lack of judgement blows up in my face.

Funny thing is the loop of Brock talking makes it look like he's saying "harder, harder".

[mutant_wings]

Nice display pic, duende verde

I really like it

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg
PETER PARKER: "Rain drops keep falling on my head... but that does not mean my eyes'll be turning red..."

[mutant_wings]

Lol :p

[Dr. Fate]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/spideyandvenom.gif
VENOM: "Work that fist bro! Damn that feels good..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Good for you maybe! With me it's a 24 hour job!"

[Hotwire]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7969/blackface4si.png
Spidey: Wow! Constipated again?!?! You really should take see a doctor about that.
Sandman: I would, but I'm stuck in an HMO.

[mutant_wings]

Hehehe.. woot.. good captions

[ultimatefan]

Thanks wiegeabo. great job guys!

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Untitled2.gif

Harry finally decides to take his love/hate relationship to a whole new level.


Hehehehehehe

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Nice! :D

[mutant_wings]

good job!

[ghost_x]

MEHZEB what happened to the old avatar, it was so damn good

[>>>venom<<<]

Thanks guys, great captions everyone. Heres another...

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/hulkamania85/janewebhg3.jpg

MJ:??!?!?!?!?....Isnt that aunt May on the window?!...naked?!....AGAIN?!?!?!

or


MJ:...wwwwaait! wasnt that my pager?!

[wiegeabo]

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/hulkamania85/janewebhg3.jpg
"Whew. Thanks for the webbing Peter."

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
"That's not webbing baby."

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/hulkamania85/janewebhg3.jpg
"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

[>>>venom<<<]

^^^^^^ LOL ^^^^^^

http://www.internapse.com/gallery/d/28458-1/139.jpg
MJ:You show up with flowers?! :huh: I found out about you and Harry at the mountains...YOU BASTARD!!! :cmad: SCREW YOU PETE!!! Im going back to Gwen!
Peter: But... but but...wha?!?!?!

[mutant_wings]

so many brokeback mountain captions lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brooklynrecord.com/archives/060623spider2.jpg
DUNST: "Did you just call me 'Little Miss Ginny Weasley'?"
SAM: "Uh... no."

[mutant_wings]

hehehe.. ginny weasley

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Untitled2.gif
peter: "Harry!, I'm glad me and you are freind's again but when I said I like you, I didn't mean it like this".
Harry: "no talking!......just silence".
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
Norman: "Me Next!!!!!".

[TheSilent]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/4/f_Untitled1m_800b5da.jpg


"Hello"

[Dr. Fate]

hehehe.. ginny weasley
Better than Hermione Granger any day of the week. :cwink:

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/hulkamania85/janewebhg3.jpg
MJ: "Hey, I can see Gwen being mugged from here!"

[ultimatefan]

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Michael Jordan played basketball. Charles Manson killed people. I turn into an evil alien symbiote with bigass teeth and tongue. Everybody has a talent.

[Spider-jedi]

has anyone seen these
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/spiderman3/video_player.html?id=dn0xxjKt5bMOvjA part 1
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/spiderman3/video_player.html?id=JSM3xTWv5bMIszY part 2

[ghost_x]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/4/f_Untitled1m_800b5da.jpg


"Hello"

The outcome of one man and too much time with the liquify tool

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Michael Jordan played basketball. Charles Manson killed people. I turn into an evil alien symbiote with bigass teeth and tongue. Everybody has a talent.
Hehehe

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
"Hey Red, let's see you shove your foot up my ass now!"

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/t/top10tvdads/kurtwood_2002.jpg
"Don't you take that kind of tone with me, mister. You may be bound to an alien symbiote, but I killed people! Let's see you live up to that!"

[mutant_wings]

OH MY GOSH that is great!

[Karea07]

"Come get it, Tiger!" :D
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/180/36135ftkirsten04122760lla2.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3033/36147ftkirsten05122504ldf2.jpg

[BobJM]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: Where the hell did this barbwire come from? And why is Harry trying to exorcise me? Or maybe he's rubbing my forehead? Or maybe...oh, screw it, this feels good!

[BobJM]

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/hulkamania85/janewebhg3.jpg
MJ: I hate heights! Oh god! I think I'm gonna be sick! I think--I'm--I'm--(vommits uncontrollably)

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg
PETER: You gotta love her. I'm down here, busting my ass to save her, and she pukes. Not on Venom...or Sandman...hell, not even the camera guy that might find out my secret identity...Me! She pukes on me!

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o116/hulkamania85/janewebhg3.jpg
MJ: Sorry, honey! You know I didn't mean to that? Why you tellin' everyone this? You make it seem like this happens every movie!

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg
PETER: For you MJ, it does. Green Goblin, Doc Ock, and now Venom. I mean--wait, wait, wait. Hold up for a sec.....When'd you have carrots?

[Eddie Brock]

"Come get it, Tiger!" :D
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/180/36135ftkirsten04122760lla2.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3033/36147ftkirsten05122504ldf2.jpg

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg

Me: Oh! Tobey! I am so sorry, it was just so hideous!

[The Spider-Man]

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Michael Jordan played basketball. Charles Manson killed people. I turn into an evil alien symbiote with bigass teeth and tongue. Everybody has a talent.LOL

[Karea07]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg

Me: Oh! Tobey! I am so sorry, it was just so hideous!

:whatever:

[Dr. Fate]

OH MY GOSH that is great!
Thanks.

http://www.internapse.com/gallery/d/28458-1/139.jpg
PETER: "MJ, c'mon, I can explain about last night!"
MJ: "You called me 'Harry' in bed, damn it! How do you explain that?!"
PETER: "Uh... it was the symbiote talking!"

[ghost_x]

^ ha, nice

[Eddie Brock]

:whatever:
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

Norman: Take it away! TAKE IT AWAY!!

[Jimmy, GL]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/19.jpg


Harry: My mind to your mind... My thoughts to your thoughts...

Pete: What are you doing?

Harry: Trying to be a Vulcan.

[wiegeabo]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"What's the matter, Harry?"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
"..."

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"Are you doing drugs?"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
"..."

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/4/f_Untitled1m_800b5da.jpg
"ARE YOU!?!?!"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

[DrFrommeyer]

/\ Lmao

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/1130268344BATMAN.jpg
Batman: *mutters to self* i had a black costume first.

[Scar Predator]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/1130268344BATMAN.jpg
Batman: *mutters to self* i had a black costume first.

LMBO!!!! Nice, I acutally burst into laughter at that one.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/1130268344BATMAN.jpg
Batman: *mutters to self* i had a black costume first.
Hahahaha

http://www.brooklynrecord.com/archives/060623spider2.jpg
DUNST: "Enough about the scene Sam, I have a date."
SAM: "With who?"
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/1130268344BATMAN.jpg
BALE: "What the Hell's taking her so long?!"

[mutant_wings]

I Am Laughing So Hard Right Now


Keep Up The Good Work


Lots Of Loves...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3313/vlcsnap200865tv6.png
SANDMAN: "I feel like I escaped from Lord of the Rings..."

[Untilteld]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Spiderman: Hey Harry! You just got OWNED!!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Dr., The Spider-Man!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks.

http://www.internapse.com/gallery/d/28458-1/139.jpg
PETER: "MJ, c'mon, I can explain about last night!"
MJ: "You called me 'Harry' in bed, damn it! How do you explain that?!"
PETER: "Uh... it was the symbiote talking!"

hehehehehehehehehe

[DrFrommeyer]

Hahahaha

http://www.brooklynrecord.com/archives/060623spider2.jpg
DUNST: "Enough about the scene Sam, I have a date."
SAM: "With who?"
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/1130268344BATMAN.jpg
BALE: "What the Hell's taking her so long?!"

LMAO - I dunno, but I think this thread is getting a renewed lease on life.

[Eddie Brock]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/1130268344BATMAN.jpg
Batman: I am the Knight!

*Stumbles, falls*

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: Hey, wait a minute! You're not really Batman! You're just Harry dressed up in that Batman costume rip-off! For the love of God, man, you're a Goblin...have some pride!

(Just so everyone knows, I'm fine with the New Goblin look.)

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://www.internapse.com/gallery/d/28458-1/139.jpg
MJ: "I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics."

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Ult. Fan, Dr.Fromm.

Geof, Ed Brock Jr., both very good captions.

http://www.internapse.com/gallery/d/28458-1/139.jpg
MJ: "I'm leaving you Peter!"
PETER: "But we're in love, MJ!"
MJ: "What's love got to do with, got to do with it? What's love but a 2nd hand emotion? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?"
PETER: "Damn it, I've got to get rid of that Tina Turner greatest hits disc!"

[Spade]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7204/43676010gl5.gif

Peter: Aww, is that a cute kitten falling with me-?

*gets kicked in the face*

Peter: Oh God! Why couldn't it have been a cute kitten?!

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture1.jpg
Sandman: TAG!


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2.jpg
Sandman: You're it.

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/HarryDreams.jpg
Harry: ...and when I see him in those red and blue tights, it just makes me wanna...








http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Untitled2.gif

[Bnightwing]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/New_Goblin.jpg


What do u think of my new costume i stole most of it from the green arrow

[Bnightwing]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/New_Goblin.jpg


What do u think of my new costume i stole most of it from the green arrow

[Bnightwing]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2002_Spider-Man/002SDM_Kirsten_Dunst_027.jpg

1 of the Guys in the background: i hope that lady knows that she has kick me sign on her back

The other 1: i dare u to kick her

[Troy_Parker]

could some plz post a pic of peter in sm1 when he's on the phone speaking to goblin

and the one in sm2 when he "talks" to mj

(it's for this thread I swear ;) )

[3dman27]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/New_Goblin.jpg


What do u think of my new costume i stole most of it from the green arrow

3dman27 "i don't know mr OSborn or Night goblin if you prefer it looks more like you ripped off the golden age SANDMAN":ninja:

[ultimatefan]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9049/hspiderman347ri2.jpg
Peter: Hmmm, I caught you like a fly and I´m gonna eat you up...
MJ: Hmmm, when we´re done I´m gonna bite your head off and lay my eggs on the hole...
Peter: Huh... We´re still fantasizing, right?
MJ: Sure... (evil grin)

[DrFrommeyer]

That was so creepy it was funny.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "No soup for you!"

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/wheresmymoney.jpg
Sandman: What do you mean no soup for me!?!






http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/EddieThinks.jpg
Brock: We used to roast Stay Puft marshmallows by the fire at camp Wocanda...


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Themirror.jpg
Peter: What did you do, Brock??


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/crowd.jpg
Brock: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man...

[ultimatefan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "No soup for you!"

Can´t go wrong with Seinfeld quotes.

[ultimatefan]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
Voice on the phone: Would you like to subscribe the NY Times?
Spidey (smiles): YES! (shuts the phone)

[ultimatefan]

That was so creepy it was funny.

Yeah, that was the intent, I think...:wow: :woot:

[ghost_x]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/HarryDreams.jpg
James: Willem once said to me, James, the moment you put those pumpkin bombs in your hand, you will no longer feel....confused......he was right *sighs*

[mutant_wings]

this thread has been reborn!

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture3.jpg
Doc Ock: No Means NO!


Later...


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-1.jpg
Harry: NO, I don't want know what you did to Doc Ock!

[ghost_x]

I find it incredible the amount of homosexuality people have found in the spiderman movies

[lordofthenerds]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: I swear to my f***ing mother, if you touch her again, YOU'RE DEAD.

[DrFrommeyer]

I find it incredible the amount of homosexuality people have found in the spiderman movies
I know what you're saying... I look at my caption history, and I'm shocked at myself. I almost never find those types of jokes funny, much less crack them.

But it's so easy to be low-brow.

[ghost_x]

I know what you mean, you should check some of my captions out.

Offensive humour is the cheapest and easiest laughs

[shigsy2003]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/HarryDreams.jpg
James: ...and his buns in that spandex are just so tight it's magic...just thinking about gets me all....:wow:

OR

James:..he has those tights and that tight little *snip*

[d1venom]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/HarryDreams.jpg
James: Willem once said to me, James, the moment you put those pumpkin bombs in your hand, you will no longer feel....confused......he was right *sighs*
very nice

[d1venom]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture3.jpg
Doc Ock: No Means NO!


Later...


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-1.jpg
Harry: NO, I don't want know what you did to Doc Ock!
this one is hilarious

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-2.jpg
Spider-Man: Know what we need?
Venom: What's That?


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture3-1.jpg
Spider-Man: More CowBell!

[mutant_wings]

oh, more cowbell?

[ghost_x]

Guess what! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!

[mutant_wings]

lol... COWBELL!

[J. J. Jameson]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-2.jpg
Spider-Man: Know what we need?
Venom: What's That?


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture3-1.jpg
Spider-Man: More CowBell!

Where the heck is that from and how can i play it?!?!?!?! :wow:

[ghost_x]

It's the spiderman multiplayer online crappy game

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-3.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture1-1.jpg
Harry: Well at least the fire didn't scar my face...

[J. J. Jameson]

It's the spiderman multiplayer online crappy game

crappy? that's a shame. o well.

[ghost_x]

you liked it?

[Eddie Brock]

http://wylfwt.com/joomla/files/emogoth/emo666.jpg

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/Spidey3BlackSuit.jpg
Peter: Oh crap.

[ghost_x]

thank god I just cut mine

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-4.jpg
Officer #1: Shoot to Kill.













http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/macygray.jpg

[shigsy2003]

ROFL...That is quality LOL

[3dman27]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-2.jpg
Spider-Man: Know what we need?
Venom: What's That?


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture3-1.jpg
Spider-Man: More CowBell!

venom cowbell our eye this movie needs a CATFIGHT or two

[Dr. Fate]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c279/SBrooks2006/vlcsnap-1985973.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Take it back! Take it back!"
SANDMAN: "No! John Wayne was a much better cowboy than Clint Eastwood and always will be!"
SPIDER-MAN: "That's it, you shall die for your blatant disrespect for the Eastwood!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c279/SBrooks2006/vlcsnap-1985973.png
Spidey: "Well?"
Sandman: "Nope. Still doesn't hurt as much as a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick."
Spidey: "Wow..."

[Spider-Bite]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/wheresmymoney.jpg
Sandman: What do you mean no soup for me!?!






http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/EddieThinks.jpg
Brock: We used to roast Stay Puft marshmallows by the fire at camp Wocanda...


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Themirror.jpg
Peter: What did you do, Brock??


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/crowd.jpg
Brock: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man...

Nice. Brings back great GhostBusters memories. Man those two were classics. I wish they would have made the third. There was almost a third in the late 90's. Peter Venkman was supposed to die in the first five minutes and be a ghost during the whole thing.

It would have been awesome.

[AssMan]

http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/7.jpg

Uncle Ben never told you what happened to your father didn't he

http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/1.jpg

He told me enough he told me you killed him

http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/2.jpg

No I am your father's uncle uncle's cousins who's aunt is my sister & that sister's aunt is a friend of my mother & now I am going to teach you a lesson in confusion

http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/3.jpg

What did he just say

http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/4.jpg

The confusion is going to kill me

http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/8.jpg

I got something special saved for you Mary Jane

[Eddie Brock]

^ WARNING: Do not read unless you are heavily intoxicated. ^

Seriously though, am I the only one who is completely lost here?

[Eddie Brock]

GENERAL PUBLIC: Why is Spidey's suit black?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/21/michael_richards2_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg
MICHAEL RICHARDS: HE'S A N*****!!

ME: Michael, what did we learn at those tolerance classes?

[Dr. Fate]

GENERAL PUBLIC: Why is Spidey's suit black?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/21/michael_richards2_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg
MICHAEL RICHARDS: HE'S A N*****!!

ME: Michael, what did we learn at those tolerance classes?
Oh how the mighty Kramer hath fallen...

http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/7.jpg
VENOM: "I'll bite your cock off for $1000 dollars!"
http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/1.jpg
PETER: "Um, no."

[Sentinel X]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-4.jpg
Officer #1: Shoot to Kill.













http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/macygray.jpg
LMAO!!!...*applauds* :up:

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.tiiite.com/pics/eddie1.jpg

Eddie Brock: Sir, I want you to make me host a parasite capable of destroying Peter Parker.

28 days later...

http://cinema.gothic.ru/moviestills/28_days_later7.jpg

S***!

[lordofthenerds]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot010.jpg

http://www.escape-committee.com/GRaction2.jpg
Ghost Rider: A-Alright...I...I give up...Please t-take my bike's keys....just don't hurt me...

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720peteropt.gif
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720venomopt-1.gif
venom: IM COMING!!!......NOT!

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5886/venomds3lu4.png
*in borat accent* This suit is NOTblack!!

[Infini]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot010.jpg

http://www.escape-committee.com/GRaction2.jpg
Ghost Rider: A-Alright...I...I give up...Please t-take my bike's keys....just don't hurt me...
Haha! Spectacular pic comparison.

[wiegeabo]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
"You're fired!"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"No. You're fired!"

http://newyork.corante.com/archives/Trump%20Boardroom.jpg
"Both of you get the hell out of here!"

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
".............huuggghhhh....."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"....hhhhuuuugggghhhh....."

http://newyork.corante.com/archives/Trump%20Boardroom.jpg
"....quick! hurry!!!!"




National Pull My Finger Contest

[ultimatefan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
"You're fired!"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"No. You're fired!"

http://newyork.corante.com/archives/Trump%20Boardroom.jpg
"Both of you get the hell out of here!"

hehehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-4.jpg
Officer #1: Shoot to Kill.













http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/macygray.jpg

Maybe I´m the only one, but I don´t get this hatred of Macy Gray. I´m no fan, but I don´t think she´s a Jessica Simpson or a Fergie - propose to kill THOSE and my rifle will be ready...

[Eddie Brock]

Maybe I´m the only one, but I don´t get this hatred of Macy Gray. I´m no fan, but I don´t think she´s a Jessica Simpson or a Fergie - propose to kill THOSE and my rifle will be ready...
HOW DARE YOU.....just put Jessica on mute and it's all good....no need to kill her...why waste the eye candy?

[ghost_x]

http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg

'Statistically, flying is the safest way to travel'

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720peteropt.gif

'shove it up your ass!'

[mutant_wings]

lol

[ghost_x]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720peteropt.gif

'If this was directed by Michael Bay, there would be an explosion THIS big'

[ghost_x]

http://www.escape-committee.com/GRaction2.jpg

'Awww your a real cutie arn't you, let me stroke y.....'

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5886/venomds3lu4.png

http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/gr.jpg

'Hoo...lyy.. SH-T!'

[mutant_wings]

hehehe

[Ebil Gig]

Lol, nice one.

[Spider-Fan83]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/4606/tobeornottobeop3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
peter_"check out my, Keanu Reeves performing hamlet impression" "to like totally be, or not to...umm, I know kung fu?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg

'Statistically, flying is the safest way to travel'

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720peteropt.gif

'shove it up your ass!'
Hahahahahaha!

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720peteropt.gif
SPIDEY: "Superman you bastard! I'll see you in Hell!"
http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hahaha, now you know how declining box office returns feel, biyatch!"

[Bnightwing]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Themirror.jpg


Peter ok i have to sneeze hold it in hold it on APUUUUUU!!!!


http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/7.jpg


http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/1.jpg

Peter: did i just sneeze that??

[ultimatefan]

http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg

'Statistically, flying is the safest way to travel'

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720peteropt.gif

'shove it up your ass!'

hehehehehehehehehehe

[GeoffTheArtist]

After years of serving his fellow man, Emo Peter retired from the superhero business and decided to teach world history. Let's see how he's faring so far...
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/4606/tobeornottobeop3.jpg
EMO PETER: "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/4606/tobeornottobeop3.jpg
PETER: "Alas, poor Norman. I knew him, Harry."

[Sugarculted]

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg


'I will eat your heaaaart!'

[SPider-T0rch]

Me: In a dilemma where you have to choose between saving yourself from falling or removing a huge amount of black sperm off you, what would you choose? Here's Spider-Man to help you choose:
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720peteropt.gif
EW EW EW!!! GET THIS BLACK SEMEN OFF ME!!! *SPLAT!*

Me:.....wow.....how stupid...

[mutant_wings]

righto? lol

[ultimatefan]

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Do I make you horny, baby?

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Themirror.jpg
N-no...

[DrFrommeyer]

Oh, man... I had a life when the boards were down and no caption threads were available to me... *gets cracking on next screen grab*

[d1venom]

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Do I make you horny, baby?

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Themirror.jpg
N-no...
nice

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hahaha, see you next fall ya punk!"

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720peteropt.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Super-Jerk!!!!!!"

And taking a cue from the earlier posters -

http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Do I make you horny, baby?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/Gwenstacyultimate.JPG/258px-Gwenstacyultimate.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Gwenstacyultimate.JPG)
ULTIMATE GWEN STACY: "You're damn right you do."


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Auntmay.png
AUNT MAY: "Get lost, kid. That big boy's mine."

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

http://www.perfectmatch.com/images/ads/spiderman/spiderman_160X600.jpg

[lordofthenerds]

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Do I make you horny, baby?

http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg
Somehow in an odd, maniacally evil way you do. *chuckles*

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg

[Secret_Riddle]

http://www.perfectmatch.com/images/ads/spiderman/spiderman_160X600.jpg


Lmfao id love to see who shows up eh? all sharing a common interest muaha.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Do I make you horny, baby?

http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg
Somehow in an odd, maniacally evil way you do. *chuckles*

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Hehehehe

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/S3_sandman_punch.jpg
SANDMAN: "This gives whole new meaning to the concept of heart burn!"

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/cage.jpg



http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/flash-1.jpg



http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/vlcsnap687267hh5.jpg

[KryptoKnight85]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/cage.jpg



http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/flash-1.jpg



http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/vlcsnap687267hh5.jpg

Peter Parker is the next Ghost Rider.

[AssMan]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6795/123xp2.jpg

Conners - I just took a **** in my pants

[arachnid-guy]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6795/123xp2.jpg

Conners - I just took a **** in my pants

That expression does it all! :woot:

Good stuff.

[pedro parkero]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6795/123xp2.jpg
Conners: Parker, I believe your "unknown" substance is called "Play-Doh", and yes, it can screw with your brain...

[KryptoKnight85]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6795/123xp2.jpg

Conners - I just took a **** in my pants

I wonder if Parker will notice if I try to keep working.

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg
...and this is my Don Knots impression....

[arachnid-guy]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6795/123xp2.jpg



Connors: A bit of a bad time for my arthritis to kick in.

[ultimatefan]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
Peter: HAH! Now I´d like to see who´s a bigger badass than me!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a2/JackBauerDay6.jpg/250px-JackBauerDay6.jpg
Jack: Gimme a break, kid...

[wiegeabo]

That pic makes me think Sutherland could play a kick ass Nick Fury.

[KryptoKnight85]

That pic makes me think Sutherland could play a kick ass Nick Fury.

I think you may be to something there, i can picture Sutherland with the big black trench coat and eye patch. Not a bad idea.

[DrFrommeyer]

That pic makes me think Sutherland could play a kick ass Nick Fury.


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/250px-JackBauerDay6.jpg
Nick Bauer: "Who were you expecting, Parker... Santa Clause?

[wiegeabo]

Another in the running for quickest banning!

Can they beat the 12 post record?!?

[wiegeabo]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/250px-JackBauerDay6.jpg
Nick Bauer: "Who were you expecting, Parker... Santa Clause?

Yes, that is kick ass! :up:

[wiegeabo]

Another in the running for quickest banning!

Can they beat the 12 post record?!?

He's up to 8 posts. If the mods don't act fast he'll never get the record!

[DrFrommeyer]

He's up to 8 posts. If the mods don't act fast he'll never get the record!

*Biting Nails*

[Green Goblin 1964]

OMG!!! somebody ban this kid my eyes are burning!!
he posted 9 times where the hell are the mods!!



someone stop the madness!!!!!

[3dman27]

yeah delete thie porn ASAP

[wiegeabo]

He lost two posts. That's cheating! He's trying to break the ban record dishonestly!!!

EDIT - Now he's down to 6. He's slowly being erased from history. I think banning is next.

Which means we have a new banning record of 9 posts. God job *******! :up:

[DrFrommeyer]

He lost two posts. That's cheating! He's trying to break the ban record dishonestly!!!

EDIT - Now he's down to 6. He's slowly being erased from history. I think banning is next.

Which means we have a new banning record of 9 posts. God job *******! :up:

Actually, he piqued at 10. Still a record.

[Eddie Brock]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
Ghost Rider: GREAT TASTE!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
J. Jonah Jameson: LESS FILLING!

[wiegeabo]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
Ghost Rider: GREAT TASTE!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
J. Jonah Jameson: LESS FILLING!

Hahahahaha!!

[3dman27]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
Ghost Rider: GREAT TASTE!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
J. Jonah Jameson: LESS FILLING!

jjj: this guy looks like what i wish i could do to that wall crawling weasel:ninja:

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
Ghost Rider: GREAT TASTE!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
J. Jonah Jameson: LESS FILLING!

LMAO

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg
...and this is my Don Knots impression....

Nice. :up:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

"If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we could really bust some heads!...in a spiritual sense, of course."

or

"Peter, do you have the camera with the infrared lense on it? And that blank tape I lent you, I'm gonna need it."
-(to Gwen)"Would you excuse me a minute?" (smack!) "I'm right in the middleof something, Ray!" (calmer) "What is it?"
"Peter, at 1:40 PM at the main branch of the New York Pbulic Library, ten people witness a free-floating, full-torso vaporous apparition! It blew books off shelves from twenty feet away and scared the socks off some poor librarian!"
-"I'm very excited, I'm very pleased. I want you to get right down there, check on it, and get back to me--"
"Oh, no--"
-"--get right back to me."
"Peter, you're coming with us on this one. Spengler took PKG readings--buried the needle. We're close on this one, I can feel it!"

[DrFrommeyer]

Nice. :up:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

"If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we could really bust some heads!...in a spiritual sense, of course."

or

"Peter, do you have the camera with the infrared lense on it? And that blank tape I lent you, I'm gonna need it."
-(to Gwen)"Would you excuse me a minute?" (smack!) "I'm right in the middleof something, Ray!" (calmer) "What is it?"
"Peter, at 1:40 PM at the main branch of the New York Pbulic Library, ten people witness a free-floating, full-torso vaporous apparition! It blew books off shelves from twenty feet away and scared the socks off some poor librarian!"
-"I'm very excited, I'm very pleased. I want you to get right down there, check on it, and get back to me--"
"Oh, no--"
-"--get right back to me."
"Peter, you're coming with us on this one. Spengler took PKG readings--buried the needle. We're close on this one, I can feel it!"


ALL the world's problems can be solved by Ghostbuster quotes.

[wiegeabo]

ALL the world's problems can be solved by Ghostbuster quotes.


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
"They caused an explosion!"

http://newyork.corante.com/archives/Trump%20Boardroom.jpg
"Is this true?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

[DrFrommeyer]

CLASSIC... You guys are better at pointing fingers than I am. I've been trying to think of a funny one for an hour now.

[Eddie Brock]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Board%20stuff/GRfinger01sml.jpg
Ghost Rider: GREAT TASTE!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
J. Jonah Jameson: LESS FILLING!
http://newyork.corante.com/archives/Trump%20Boardroom.jpg
Donald Trump: Ok, guys, that was great...now, here's what I want you to do: Ghost Rider, start ripping his clothes off; Jonah, push him into the mudbath.

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

"OMG!!!! YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[shigsy2003]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

Connors: Well it seems this substance has the same structure as a table and paper...how strange???!!??? :wow:

Peter: Doc...the microscope is a little to your right.

Connors: ahhh......

[Eddie Brock]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/250px-JackBauerDay6.jpg
Nick Bauer: "Who were you expecting, Parker... Santa Clause?
http://www.imghut.net/images/9922.jpg
Ult. Nick Fury: You have GOT to be kidding me.

[Sentinel X]

http://www.*******.com/files/2007/3/27/930685/1.jpg
TOBEY: The suit...the power...feels goooood!

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
TOPHER: Don't be silly Tobey, thats my hand

http://apimgwc.teoma.com/cgi-bin/image.py?d=20070409&h=003017&i=Suns_Lakers_Basketball.sff.jpg
TOBEY: I know...it feels goooood

[AssMan]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7404/55476720ul0.jpg

Peter - Hey is that Gwen your spying on through the peep holes & cameras there Harry

Harry - Bow Chicka Bow Wow

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6039/92030818le2.jpg

Gwen - Hey Is that a peep hole

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7263/19279201nt9.jpg

Peter - Run Harry run like the wind man she spotted a peep hole

[ultimatefan]

edit double post

[ultimatefan]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg
Connors: Huh, Peter, You only slept with your fiancee, right? I think you really need to talk to her...

Peter: I knew it, I´m sterile, aren´t I?

Connors: Huh, no, but this is by far the largest amount of STDs I ever found in a single sample!

[BrollySupersj]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/spiderman3.jpg

Spiderman: Why was the license given to Hasbro....why?

*sobs*

[wiegeabo]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg
Conners: "Oh!"
Pete: "What! What is it?!?"
Conners: "Too much...Viagra..."

[Untilteld]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/g/images/ghost-rider-0.jpg

Cage : Hey Spidey, you don't have a cool bike like me, do ya?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spidey3_0456.jpg

Spidey: No, but my movies are actually good, unlike Ghost Rider, and I can make more than one facial expression.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/callingtheshots/images/nicolas_cage.jpg

Cage: .... whatever

[mutant_wings]

lol.. i heart nick cage.. but the caption is right.. he has a limted face expression... lol

[wiegeabo]

Except in Face/Off. He did a good job mixing it up in that one.

[Dr. Fate]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/747/747167/spider-man-3-20061121030740592.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Why do I have this sudden need for Double Mint gum?"

[Enriquespy]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7404/55476720ul0.jpg

Peter - OMG! FLying COKKIES!!!!


http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6039/92030818le2.jpg

Gwen - AN then Tobey fall when his wire splits, he hit himself in the nut$ with a trash can, and that was terrible, and by terrible I mean hilarious.

[Tempest19]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present you to... PUNNY PETER... Little Nicky's brother!

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7404/55476720ul0.jpg

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg
Conners:...mmmmnooope...sorry peter...i still cant find YOUR PENIS!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_storybook/normal_peter_blacksuit.jpg

"I've led the pigeons to the flag of the United Steaks of America....."

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_storybook/normal_peter_blacksuit2.jpg
*OMG It's true. I'm NOT smarter than a fifth grader*

[InsomniacFreak]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

Connors *spying ring in Peter's hand*: MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!!!

[Jimmy, GL]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

Connors *spying ring in Peter's hand*: MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!!!

Bwahahahahaha

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/747/747167/spider-man-3-20061121030740592.jpg
SPIDER-MAN:why do i feel that someone peed on me?

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg
DR. CONNERS: "I think I understand now...God makes the food...and the devil makes the spices."

[ultimatefan]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

Connors My God, Peter, I found out the truth!

Peter: You know I´m Spider-Man, right?

Connors: Huh, actually I found out you´re actually a girl and your uncle and aunt raised you falsely as a boy... But that one´s pretty big too!

[ghost_x]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

'I will never see Ghost Rider ever again!'

[ghost_x]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

'Pete, there's Gwen, she is so hot, don't look! Is she looking?!'

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6039/92030818le2.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

Peter: She's looking this way

Doc Conners: What should I do?!

Peter: Go Talk to her!

Doc Conners: What if she doesn't like me?

Peter: She told me she's quite into you, so get over there and make magic!

Doc Conners: o....K I'm going to do this....

*conners walks over to gwen*

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spideypre12.jpg

'what a sucker, she actualy told me she had no interest in Conners, Symbiote Parker strikes again *****es, ha ha!'